 Hello, this is Doja Cat. You gotta see this setup, okay? You think I'm a professional by now? This is being held up by a great Amazon Prime box right now. Hi bitches My name is 45 degree angle today. Some of y'all last week said that my hair color turned out purple instead of silver. Bitch Try me. I said dark blue steel before I descend into this madness of TikTok I first want to say thank you for five hundred thousand because my dumb ass keeps forgetting to say it in every video All of you should know I always appreciate your support and we're watching this this me. What is this video? Like I don't know why you still watch me. I don't know why my professors watch me, too Like what do you think of my videos of me? Also, there is an update to the merch website You probably saw a few months ago. I tweeted about it and I made a video sort of about it I was trying to draw some sticker designs for you guys and I don't have them with me But here they are because they're still being made right now I'll be able to show them on Instagram at some point so you can see them if you don't want to buy them Immediately, but it's just another alternative to getting merch in case you don't want to spend more on a hoodie I know everyone has different price ranges So hopefully this gives a variety of things another thing There are still some less than three pins that are being discounted for like $7 right now And lastly, I got a few comments saying that they wish they could buy the digit hoodie But it's a little bit too expensive So I asked my amazing manager and he lowered the price and I also asked him to drop the other ones But he said those already dropped as far as we can go Frederick stop dropping it Hopefully that helps some of you guys out TikTok I unironically watch it now I don't say that proudly and honestly I would not have made this video if my friend did not buy this wig right here because the moment she bought it I was like that is that's doge a cat, but I just wanted an excuse to wear a wig in a video Yeah, I'm gonna turn to an eagle even though Jenna Marbles has done it and some other people that I don't feel like naming have done it I've turned to an e-boy before and I'm not gonna watch a tutorial on how to turn to an eagle because I see them on my for you page every goddamn day I see them around the streets every day They they all look at the same and I don't mean that as an insult I think the look is cute, but somebody all got a shop at different stores like come on Like I'll give some credit some credit to the e-boys they at least can dress differently even though they all still look bad but e-girls I They're kind of wearing the same outfits and I think you should change it change it up Please so the first step is to have clear skin and I'm not putting on foundation because I don't want to and plus my skin's been I'm peeking honestly. Okay. I'll just say that this is the best my skins look in a while But I am going to first start off with the eyes their eyebrows I don't really want to glue them down, but they typically do like a straight brow They cut off the tail and just shoot it straight up like it's like it's a rocket going into space So I'm gonna see if it's possible to make this eyebrow go diagonally. We're also gonna There I need to glue that part down. Don't I let's just ruin my face or here might as well and only glue this one down All right same to the other side I'm not shaving this off because my eyebrows are one of my favorite things about myself And I'm not willing to sacrifice them for the sake of a video yet We're getting there. All right, we're gonna do like three layers of glue Why don't I just like take a chunk see that I'm just gonna take that big chunk put it right there same thing right here Okay, before that dries you have to powder this down and just powder those ends. Oh that already looks oh Yeah Hi mom once you've powdered you put on foundation. Oh my pants. Oh god. It's actually working Oh, why did you have to work then you powder it again back to foundation and let that sit and while we're waiting I'm gonna take five minutes to sit back and contemplate my decision for ever doing this video All right while that foundation sits on top of my skin like icing on cake. I'm going to Do my eyelashes. I don't have mascara because I Abore the feeling of it. So I just have eyelash curlers Yes, it's from Muji and I'm gonna see if I can make myself have eyelashes guys I've been using castor oil on them every day So if these don't become visible I will make a video about getting eyelash extensions because I just want to know I don't know what it's like to be able to feel my eyelashes on my lid. Ow. Ow Am I a pretty girl yet? Okay other side ow ow. Oh my god. Oh My god not gonna lie kind of wish I had eyelashes still so this foundation has set take a look back What would you like this look on me? All right now? It's time to completely ruin it take this bottom line and shoot it straight up. Yes, just like that this line up bro Okay, not not Terrible. Oh god. How do you end it? I just don't know sir. No, no ma'am Let's just make it ten times worse. It's a liner. It has some hair strokes into here. You know, we're microblading now Oh god. All right, let's keep going. You know my roommate walks in on this and then he decides Frederick I don't think we can room anymore. I wouldn't blame him. I would not be able to put up with this All right brows done sort of oh Oh my god, when I move on hi, I'm mad 24-7. What's your name? Okay onto eyeshadow in my experience They always go for purples or dark pink we're gonna first start off with a transition shade and by the way I'm not gonna try to make this amazing if you wanted a tutorial You could have easily gone to any other beauty guru channel. This is just meant to be fun We're gonna start off with a base shadow of just pink We're also gonna take that pink and just put it next to my sideburn anyways because it's gonna go that far Don't lie. You've seen this that could be a good blush now They think about it when do a reflection across the y-axis on this side only reason I'm talking like that is because I just took a physics quiz Which by the way our teacher is so oblivious to these two Chinese students in the back who just speak the answers to each other in Mandarin and um, I will admit I do listen sometimes because they they do give the right answers in Chinese Honestly, not too mad about that. I look like a fucking flamingo. Have I caught myself that yet? Oh, I want to add that to the list. Alright, let's talk about tiktok though I talked about e-boys in the past and I still stand by my opinion on them I don't hate the looks they do it's just the cringy shit that comes with the look like I feel like every time I see an e-boy they're either rolling their eyes or biting their lips It's like a circus act like I get the same thing every time this purple shade is terrible Honestly, I would not expect it to be good though because this is this is elf and this is also probably expired And I'm not a makeup artist, so don't expect me to do anything good By the way if you're watching this video the day comes out I should be a u-pen right now doing an art workshop for one of their classes It's sort of like having a motivational speaker except they asked me to not just speak but do something fun I was like, I don't know what to do What do you want me to do play piano for them? Like I'm not gonna teach them to paint because I can't even do it that well and then my friend said Oh, try acrylic pouring because it's easy. It's fun makes a hell of a mess and you don't have to try too hard Oh God this No, sir. That was not a right choice. I regret my decision to put black in this look I just realized it's patching up here because that's where my eyebrow should be. Okay, whatever. I don't care too much All right, we're gonna keep going. Oh, yeah, if you're at u-pen Let me know what you think about how my performance is because uh, I'm not a Formal speaker and last time I spoke was at my high school and uh, I don't know about you But like high school people don't really give a shit Okay, next we're gonna do blush and I'll be honest I like the blush on the nose and the cheek like really high up, you know, you're kind of sick You got a cold a chew. I like that look To an extent because this is my glossy blush. I've had this for like six months I've used that much of the tube that like this is still here because I take a dab like one touch of it But you e-girls like to that this much you guys fucking don't make it look like you have just the flu But you also have three other diseases at the same time. Who wants to go out looking like this way too much guys Y'all putting way too much on okay. You do not need this much. This doesn't look like I'm sick It looks like I'm being doused in Cheeto puff powder. It's not just one blush. It's two. Okay. It's uh, BAM BAM am I exaggerating this for the sake of getting my point across hell Yes, but have I also seen e-girls who genuinely look like this? Yes, and I do not Ooh, this smells really good like you put the blush as your concealer you might as well Just put it under here the nose bridge Over your mustache, you know, I'll just put it put it everywhere. Why not? I also wonder like how long are people gonna look like this? What year are we gonna look back and say? Maybe we shouldn't have done middle parts. You guys keep thinking I'm gonna do eyeliner by the way You guys keep saying that in my last week's video you thought that the middle part looked good Maybe my generation is different from this tick-tock generation even though it shouldn't be because we're the same exact age Unfortunately, but we made fun of middle parts in our school. Like if a boy had a middle part That's you before a glow-up that happens girls with middle parts Yeah, it's normal like no one cares about that but guys with middle parts Everyone always said like oh they would look so much better without it and now y'all like the look and maybe it's because I have this Internalized fear of getting bullied in middle school again that I don't have a middle part like I don't want to do it again Next you're gonna put a star under your eye because stars are very hot and I'm Burning hot this Kelvin temperature burning. This is my favorite part of the look I actually think it's kind of cute. I genuinely was debating going to school with a star under my eye at some point like Honestly so close to doing this in high school. Next you're gonna do the mistake of putting freckles on your face I'm debated trying kind of freckles You let me know if you think this look is passable for me because like it kind of looks like acne scars And I just got rid of all of mine and I've yet I have yet to see someone do it naturally Like the best way to do it is to literally close your eyes and do it because then you're gonna just place them in Strategic areas and that's not the goal of freckles. You got to do it how mother nature does it just place it in the most random parts like Like on your ass her lipstick. They just take the same blush and Okay, you know what this also looks like those tiktoks when they do got a secret can you keep it kind of gives me that vibe Let's put on the wig. All right, don't judge how I put my wig on. Oh Geez I can't see Holy hell, I need to come I need to come fucking work with me here. Why don't you say so? Didn't even notice this is not me making fun of doujikai. By the way, I'm so sorry. I'm doing her dishonor I look like the Walmart version of her Well, by the way, I painted my nails black just for this video No, what if I do like the like just goes over my eye Oh my god, is this how girls actually deal with their hair? Yeah, so this is it. Um, somebody we're gonna get off to this Ready, we've snatched. I'm gonna should I could put a shake into the full outfit I should get into the full outfit. Hold on. I got my turtleneck on. I got my rings. I am a cancer rising I'm chinese. I like pandas. Here we go. This kind of looks like the rock and then A mistake. Oh my god, people are watching from outside. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Don't worry guys. I'm just making a tiktok. Don't don't why don't you say so Didn't even notice vogue secrets Hello, this is doja cat Okay, I gotta take this. I gotta take it off. I gotta take it off If you enjoy this shittiest video, make sure you give it a like leave a comment down below about what video I should do next week Subscribe because only 50% of y'all subscribe and that is what? Selfish and turn on my post notifications because youtube is a bitch. All right. I love you guys and everything is less than three