 Where's your beard, man? It's right here, I just shaved. I need some whiteness. I'm a sexy young Santa. Better walk faster, he's catching up to you. Asking stupid questions, Jordan on Sprout. Wait, where are you going? Come be in my video. Game on, bitch. The sequel. What are you getting your significant other? I feel like a bracelet or something, something cheap. I was hoping that would be a breakup letter, because I'm single. Because I'm single. What do you want to receive as a gift this year? All I want for Christmas is you, Jordan. I would like something unattainable for Christmas too. Love for my family would also be really nice. I'm going to get the iPhone X. I'll go with the 8. Basic, bye. Bro? Good grades. Can Santa give me that? You think Santa's a magician? What do you want this year? Sleep, happiness, a future. No one can give you any of those things. And honestly, I don't think you deserve them. Do you want to build a snowman? Or ride your bike around the hall? It wasn't an invitation to have a duet. It was a question. How much did you spend on Cyber Monday? 150. How much of that did you spend on yourself? None of it. Sounds like a lie. What is your favorite holiday memory? Probably spending time with family last year during Christmas. That was really nice. That is so specific. I hope you write your essays just like that. My favorite holiday memory would have to be? We went to a ski cabin. And we would meet in my family. Some other families are close to mine. Have a good time. Have a good time skiing. Are you done? Where are you from? I'm from Colombia. How do you all do Christmas in Colombia? 24 is a big day. We all open the gifts at midnight. Everybody gets super drunk until 5 AM, and then we just sleep until 26. Super drunk until 5 AM is my everyday. I don't wait for Christmas Eve to do that, please. The holidays are all about giving, right? So give me a compliment. You're looking pretty jolly. That's code for fat. You have a very charming personality. That'd be nice if it wasn't a question. Give me a compliment. Hey, let me see. You're a good dancer. Let me see. Can you dance? Can you shake it? Fuck. You're a good dancer, bro. I got to fix it on the outfit. I think you're the best looking Santa I've seen this season. Oh, this season. I'm the best Santa this season, which started two days ago. Have a good day. Stanford sucks, toss our snakes. Eaks won't take a shower. There's no seats in my office. Santa saved my grades. Hey. Have you ever seen my Sheevy show, Jordan on Sprung? Like so many times. So this is a really big moment for you getting to meet us all at Bernie's. What's your favorite episode? The last one that I saw where you were finding a key. Oh, that wasn't you. What's your favorite episode? No idea. They're all good. OK, that was a good recovery, but I don't think you've ever seen my show. Wait, what? What is that? I don't know what that is. What is that? It's my TV show that you are currently f***ing on. So yeah, that's cool. Well, you know what? I hope your TV show continue to progress. I will definitely be tuning in. Do you still believe in Santa? Yeah. You're an idiot. That's mean. That's my show.