 Wait, do you guys want to have kids? No. Why not? I have animals. I have a pretty excited... But you can train them. I feel like I get to follow up with my kids just being a little bitch. I have this like really crippling fear of the kid coming out like f***ed up and then I feel bad that I brought it into the world and not healthy. And then I'm also scared about my vagina splitting into my ass like that, also scary. Wait, what? That's where they come from? Oh my god. Yeah. That's where they come from. Oh, what? I'm afraid. Oh yeah, true. That runs me. Chat, look. These are preview of the new sweats. We have a whole bunch. Actually, we're doing real merch. This is the most I've ever seen animal wear. Actually, probably. Yeah. Cause I'm not on my street. It's true actually. I dress when I'm on other people's street because I don't want them to have me on that. Yeah. That sponsor being like warped. Yeah, true. I consider it. Is that Miss Kibbs cage? Yes. As main can you swap shirts? Do you know where this one is? I don't even know what that would be on her or me. On this this would be a dress for her. It's true. Look how much bigger I am than I am, Wrenth. It's like the body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. The body. It is like the body you mean. Yeah. It! I mean I'm actually even taller than you, and I thought I was. Is it green screen? It is not green screen. Why do you have a burner? I don't have a burner. Do you have one? Yeah. It is huge. You actually do kind of look like mankind. You actually do kind of look like This is put together for us. I want to go ahead and look back how big of a car your car was. Wait you can drive? What does that mean? I think actually. Thank you very much. Can you? Probably not. No. What do you mean? Play fours up? Oh yeah. You fuck it and did I ever work at the end? No, I just played it. I couldn't get it to work. I can't fucking drive How dare you? Why were you questioning me? Yeah, but like, I thought you didn't get my license We have an international license Really? I should get one. No, you shouldn't. Jad, Bella, Bella Porch, and Forreston are on their way. Truly. Yeah. Let's play who's most likely to. Okay, who's most likely to, Freddie? Oh, we point. So if I say something, we think if I don't, we just point, okay? Okay. Who's most likely to get away with murder? Who's most likely to get upset for the most stupid reasons? Most likely to become a CEO at a company around once the top a hundred largest in the world. Who's most likely to always be happy? Who's the most sensitive? Likely to get plastic surgery in the future. Who's most likely to be the richest? Who's most likely to have a breakdown in a public place? Who's most likely to be the worst boss? Who's most likely to become a farmer? Actually, I'm right. I'll start playing for real. I'm saying myself first. Who's most likely to die of something stupid? Most likely... Oh, this is a fucking dumb one. Who's most likely to spend all their money on something stupid? Who's most likely to stay out late, argue with my intranetrolls? Who's most likely to be a stand-up comedian? Most likely to be the worst actor or actress. Who's most likely to get slapped by me, too? That's really good. Well, that was not acting. That was me just literally being slapped in the face. Oh, really? That's real? That's good. Don't you get slapped by me sometimes? I mean, no. I mean, people slap me. It's plastic. Yeah. I mean, people slap me. It's a little different. Yeah, that's true. Who's most likely to go to jail for doing something stupid? Most likely to fail the simplest test. Who's most likely to have a disease named after them? HDMI. Who's most likely to win a fart contest? Hell, yeah. Who's most likely to stalk their crush? Who's most likely to eat dog food? Who's most likely to end the world? What do you do? You? Who's most likely to eat a toenail? What? You already guzzled lube. What? You already guzzled lube. You didn't what? She guzzled lube on the show. What? Two bottles. Because someone asked me to. Were you the toenail? No, I would not eat a toenail. This is disgusting. Then why did you gag? I just didn't want to eat a toenail. Because unconsciously or subconsciously, it triggered a memory in your brain of that last time you ate a toenail. Yeah, it triggered my uncle. He has pee stuck under his toes. His toes are yellow. And every time I go to Spain, he wears his ugly flip-flops and I see his mushy pee toes. It reminds you of the time you ate a toenail. But you have? No, stop. I just have a monkey toe. Who's most likely to be grumpy after a one-night stand? A cheating partner. Who's most likely to be paranoid? Who's the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse? Who's most likely to laugh at the wrong moment? Can't wish someone the internet. Wait, hold on. What did Nick say? Nick, what did you say? I miss the smell of mix. Ew. Who's most likely to miss the smell of mix? Nick. Nick. I appreciate that. Who's most likely to adopt a child? I would turn him. A fun goal for me in my life. Who's most likely to marry without love? Oh yeah, I need a visa. I need a visa. I need a course date. Who's most likely in the group to be the heartbreaker? Who's most likely to become a divorcee? After the visa. Yeah, after the car. Are you a foreigner for a credit card? Do you guys want kids? No. My kid just being a little bitch. Probably. I have this really crippling fear of the kid coming out fucked up. And then I feel bad that I brought it into the world not healthy. Why would I do that? Something go wrong. You take care of yourself? I don't know. Smoking and drinking wine? No, things can just happen. True. It doesn't really happen sometimes. And then I'm also scared about my vagina splitting into my ass. That also is scary. I passed out when we learned about birth. What? That's where they come from? Oh my god. It is. And you know it stretches like this big. And you can get a C-section. I don't know what I'm doing up here. I don't want to be a fun aunt or something. I'm probably going to get pregnant soon. If you knocked up someone right now as fun would you keep a baby? Now? Well, obviously fucking in nine months. Yes or no? Yes, now? And nine months? Remember, you're in Texas too. Texas. That's true. Wait, how can we call it a C-O? Because it's Caesarean. It's from... They call it Caesarean because Julius Caesar invented it. Next question? Are you serious? How did you know about it? I'm a scholar or a gentleman. Okay, what's the distance from here to the song? 14.18 kilobalometers. Wow, that's really good. Ask me real questions. Is the moon landing fake? Yes. Is the earth flat? Yes. Who is most likely to take their test intoxicated? 100%. Who's most likely to break a world record? Oh, easy. I already have. Too many to count. Who's most likely to give someone STD? What? You don't wash your hands. How am I going to get an STD in the first place? You don't wash your hands. How am I going to get an STD? Because you don't wash. And? What is there to wash? There's nothing to wash. Who's most likely to cry at the end of a movie? No, actually. People sleep at the end of a movie. The amount of time... It's the start of a Black Mirror episode. And this motherfucker's like, yeah, let's watch a show. And he just... We're all on bean bags. And literally five minutes. Everybody always shits on me. And then we're over at Mrs. Monday. What was that movie we were watching? It was really good. Titanic. No, no. It's the one Christian Bale in it. Titanic 2. And he's like a cycle path. Yeah, we were watching that. And he just falls asleep again. Every time he tried to watch a movie, he just fucking passes out. And then he goes to the point, he was like, hey, let's watch Black Mirror. I was like, no. Because it's just me re-washing Black Mirror. Who's most likely to spend all their money on clothes? I get free clothes. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, you get free clothes, too. Who's most likely to join the army? I'm too big. Who's most likely to keep their hair? Keep their hair? Yeah. I'm the luckiest of my hair. I'm the luckiest of my hair. Yeah. Who's most likely to fall asleep during work? Oh, me. Oh, wait, yeah, you. You're just talking about me being extremely often. I'm not sure that I'm right there. Who's most likely to be the causative gay friend, we know. Do you hear the cat screaming? Yeah, I really can't. Who's most likely to be late to a really important event? Oh, God. Who's most likely to step in front of a moving train? Oh, that's me. I don't know what you're saying. It's just like some dentures. As a kid, I used to accidentally run in front of cars all the time that were coming on the street because I just, I didn't look. Okay. I just didn't look. I think that if I got hit by a car, the car would get F. The car would get F? I would be fine. Yeah, the smart car is probably the second most dangerous one after the war bike. You know, I did get hit by a car once, actually. Did you? In college. I was, I walked out and the car came by and I, the car came to hit me. No joke. I jumped and stiffened the hood and I just held myself in the air until it came to a stop and I just, nothing happened. And you stopped the car with your hand? No, the car stopped, yes. That's crazy. I thought the car on my hand. You're so badass. I was. I'm no longer. What happened? It's you, dutch. Who's most likely to step in front of the line where a pregnant lady in front of them? Oh, oh. Hey, is that my fault she got pregnant? Who is most likely to become a drug lord after school? Actually. Who is most likely to become a police officer? Officer. Officer. Who is most likely to bungee jump? Not me. Actually, probably, yeah. Perfect. Who is most likely to turn into a crazy cat lady? Yes. Yeah, already is. Yeah, you already started. Who is most likely to spend hours watching and don't YouTube times? Oh my gosh. Who is the one that Shane does need a name? Ooh. Listen, let me explain. True. Me and Emma were like, we were talking and it was like, it's probably cringe now, right? If you look back on it, because at the time, Emma and love Shane, we really watched it. You watched like 10 episodes and it wasn't as cringe as we thought. Yeah. We kind of enjoyed it. But hey, still a cat fucker. Yeah, he is. Who is most likely to give up alcohol? Uh, I mean. Wait. Wait, do you drink? Probably sometimes. I only drink for constant sometimes. I used to never drink at all period. I think we had it. It's like on stream. It's when I drink or at a convention. Yeah. That's how you get really tiring. Yeah. Hey, chat. You guys come with questions. Who has the biggest talk? Definitely me. Who's more likely to run out of content? This is like the biggest like. Jack, Minx is going to go soon. Minx has a meeting. But we can make breakfast actually. Yeah.