 Couple of things to address. If you have epilepsy, I don't want you to watch this video because... that. And this is not a cold sword. It's called a pimple on my lip. And yes, I'm fully aware that I missed one week of a video. Sorry, not sorry. We meet again. When I was around six years old, I remember I made a letter to Santa. And I told him what I wanted for Christmas and I put an envelope, then I put a stamp on it, and then I wrote the North Pole as the address. Then I waited 15 minutes for the man when to come and then I gave him the envelope and I said, mail it to the North Pole. And looking back on it, I remembered him just staring at me like I was an insane little kid. And now that it's Christmas time, I'm thinking to myself, you know, let's make some letters to Santa. But we're gonna make some open letters. And if you don't know what an open letter is, it's basically an honest letter to another person or something. Because for all we know, Santa could be an alien. So these are some of my letters I have for Santa. Dear Santa, how's Mrs. Claus been? No one ever mentions her on Christmas. How old is she? Are you her sugar daddy? Or are you secretly gay and you haven't told us yet? Dear Santa, what's your opinion on the many people in our world who get offended by a red Starbucks cup, even though it's meant to be Christmas themed? I'm still very sad to know that I'm part of the same species who gets offended by a cup. It's a cup. Made for drinking. Lighting changed. Dear Santa, are you immortal or do you have many Santas? In which case, I should say Dear Santas. Or do you have a clone machine that your elves made? Dear Santa, what's your opinion on the Mandela Effect? And could I get a KitKat bar that has the dash in between it? And could you just add the S back to deck the halls because now it's decked the hall? And could you make it that snow isn't seasonal and just in the north? Could you make it happen every week? Preferably on school days because that means we have a snow day. Dear Santa, in 100 years when global warming has destroyed your home, where are you gonna go next? Like I don't know about you, but for me, I think you should go to the Bahamas because it's warm. And you've been in the cold with penguins and elves. Dear Santa, would you give presents to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Or would you give them both coal? Or would you give her to the Electoral College? Dear Santa, please change the school system. Everyone hates it. Everyone. Dear Santa, we all know you have a red and white outfit. But could you make a blue and white outfit? I didn't change it again. This is...fuck. And while you're at that, give Rudolph a blue nose. I don't like that. Also, is Rudolph a girl or a boy? I don't know the answer yet. And lastly, dear Santa, I send you a letter to the North Pole when I was 6 years old. And when I waited for the mailman and he got there, he just laughed at me. I hand wrote that letter. I spent time out of my day to write you that letter. And I never got what I wanted. I wanted Pokemon Pearl and I got Diamond instead. And I wanted to get a real cat, but all I got was a Webkin's Chihuahua and I named him Sherbert. Where did the letter go, Santa? Ever of childhood? You can't tell. Anyways, that's all I have for this video. I don't know what to call this anymore. I thought of this idea at night and I thought it was a good idea. And I don't think it is anymore. If you laughed, good. Give it a like. And if you didn't laugh, give it a dislike. Leave a comment down below about what you want for Christmas. And make sure to subscribe because I post videos every Saturday. Sometimes. I love you guys. Merry pre-Christmas and everything is less than 3. Santa, are you in there?