 Yesterday, I ate McDonald's for both lunch and dinner. So I think it's safe to say I live my life a quarter pounder at a time I guess that's something I have in common with the two movies battling it out today These street racing criminals turned superheroes only have one speed in life fast After nine films have Dom and his team aged like a fine energy drink or have they lost that spark plug that kept this franchise Going it's the fast and the furious versus f9 the fast saga on movie feuds The furious started out with a pretty simple premise Brian O'Connor a young cock sure cop Infiltrates the seedy underbelly of underground street racing to figure out who is behind a string of truck robberies in the process He develops a bromance with one of the best racers in the business Dom and even falls in love with Dom's sister Mia Eventually Brian will join up with Dom's crew and by the seventh film. He'll be riding off into the sunset Comparing the first film to that of the ninth is like comparing a children's coloring book page to that of the Sistine Chapel That might be a bad analogy considering the crowd. I'm talking to It would be like comparing baby shark to Fred Durst masterpiece. Nookie They're so wildly different that if you change the names of the characters, they would be two totally different properties Here's a fast summary of f9. Dom and Lettia ranch hands now Raising Dom's a strange son from fate to the furious for a film all about family I'm sure shit goes out of his way to avoid his not only did he have a son But apparently a brother too one who is working for a rich powerful bad guy who keeps Charlize Theron in the glass box from mission Impossible rogue nation meanwhile Kurt Russell's character nobody records a message for Dom and his team They need to retrieve a bunch of MacGuffins before the competition does the Tokyo drift crew shows up Everyone is super skilled with guns hand-to-hand combat and a string of other things They never trained for in their life. That was like maybe 20% of the plot, but who cares? We're here to watch people drive fast and on occasion furious. It's about family The first film offers plenty of that while this newest installment is more akin to driving fast and Preposterous, I would actually say it's fast and ludicrous But that would just be confusing because there's an actor named that in these movies call me old-fashioned But I like a story that makes even a fraction of sense So strapping a car to a rocket to destroy a satellite orbiting earth doesn't qualify fast one's gonna take the round Hanging out with the fast and the furious crew is like eating at Olive Garden when you're here your family But which one really feels like that though fast one has Domitello Punky Brewster female muscle T baby. I'm crazy It's been a long day Without you my friend black Hawk down and motorcycle drive-by. That was a third-eye blind reference subscribe F9 doesn't only bring back the old favorites, but it even resurrects some and offers some new flavor as well Here they are. There's Mamma Mia the personification of Red Bull live and let he die Luda to fast Tyrese Han of the dead fast in the Furiosa Don's brother Jacob who is never once mentioned in the previous eight films and somehow grows a foot and a half in his mid-20s There's also like 20 other people in this but I think that's enough we can move on listen There's no debating the impressive lineup the 2021 film brings to the road But but these cars have put a lot of miles on over the years. They're looking a little rough That's gonna be another win for the fast and the furious dog. I Feel like the first couple fast and the furious films really really catered to a certain demographic I'd say that audience are bros that like fast cars driven by perpetually sweaty people tearing through the streets to Some hard rock and rap hits things started to beer or drift if you will after the third film Tokyo drift and the franchise went through a bit of a tune-up or a tune-down if you will the simple racing for a cash and respect Angle changed to saving the world over and over again There's plenty of racing goodness in that first film directed by Rob Cohen And if you'll allow me speaking as someone who knows Virtually nothing about cars other than they have four wheels typically and a steering wheel I quite enjoyed me those CG shots of the inner workings of the vehicle the Awful dated slow motion. However was as ugly in 2001 as it is today. There is some really shameless product placement, too I for one cannot stand that disgusting in-your-face marketing that some movies do. Oh God damn, that's good. Nos After watching even five minutes of f9 you'll look back on the original and say Things sure seem quaint here while there is zero street racing to be found The crew is still driving fast. They outrun a militia group through a minefield Pursue evil villains several times across different continents and even travel at high speed in space Nothing makes a lick of sense and physics is a parody of itself Dom slingshots a car across a large chasm cars drive up falling bridges Magnets don't work how they should and in space no one can hear you drift fast in the furious takes the win Oh, sorry. Sorry. I mean the fast in the furious takes the win fast in the furious was the name of the fast in the furious for Sorry for the confusion. This is a great franchise Hey, you can't have the fast without the furious That's that's the proper mix and we're gonna determine which one has more of it Since the first movie is attempting to be a somewhat serious affair with grounded storytelling The furious stuff seems a bit tame in comparison to the transformer ask sequels that'll come down the line We do see guys jump out of one vehicle to another, but it's not done in a cartoonish way F9 features mammoth amounts of logical leaps where guys are effortlessly hopscotching around fast-moving vehicles Sometimes they ride on top of trucks as they clean off the side of a cliff Other times they fall off a car and onto another one that was pushed their way by a friend who was I guess cushioning their fall You can do that with cars, you know, you can just shove them sideways to other people There are some scuffles in the first fast movie as well a few hand-to-hand brawls that lead to some hurt egos and fractured Relationships, let's go ahead and contrast that with the new one We now see Dom sending handfuls of guys to the morgue down in the sewers Dom has achieved the strength of a fully grown group who realizes that the rock is a much bigger star than he is So anger is really fueling that rage Since Dom's whole crew has murdered arguably hundreds of people in the later installments due to their insane hijinks I think I'm gonna have to give this round to F9 those magnet cars alone had to have caused a multitude of deaths That's about as furious as it gets Cars on the table. That's not an expression. I have no idea how this franchise continues to survive and Seemingly has no end in sight Vin Diesel is getting dangerously close to being nothing more than a stone sculpture. The studio can just wheel out to the next movie There's your car sir. The budget and spectacle keep getting pushed harder and harder But the energy appears to be completely exhausted at this point I have an easy winner here and that's the first movie and that's for the simple premise and straightforward Execution the true winner is possibly determined by you if you subscribe to Adam does movies and follow movie feuds I put a poll up every single week and this episode was no different Here's how things shook out F9 the fast saga only received 13% of the votes Making the fast and the furious the winner at 87% Sometimes we disagree but in this case we were on the money. Thanks for watching the episode like the video if you had a good Time I'm Adam and this is more than just reviews. 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It's really fun What else is there I think that's it for the social stuff So let's talk about the first piece of news unless there's any major issues going on Let me bring up the comments one more time because you just never know what you're oh my god There's super chats coming in already. I wasn't expecting that Uh internet guy says here's two dollars. Don't mess this up Internet guy must have just joined and he didn't see the first five minutes of the show So we'll just keep it quiet. Thank you internet guy Jan rose Ben loving the instagram shorts so funny it makes my day keep them coming. Oh great I know lindsay's watching and she's gonna now she's gonna double her efforts Oh, you have to see she's already in there I might I might not just go I might sleep down here tonight Otherwise i'm gonna hear a night told you so from her All right first piece of news blade Remember blade the movie that came out in the what late 90s the first one wesley snipes Ron pearlman shows up in the sequel Awesome movies the first two lane trinity. We don't talk about blade trinity Although I wonder if I watch it now if it's as bad as I remember Probably probably worse There's a new blade that's been in the works for what feels like an eternity And more news comes out. I swear every day on this film What is going on with it? I'm gonna bring up a the most recent article. I saw tech radar. I'm not sure why they're doing Movie information it looks like they focus on chat gpt and iphone 15 But yeah, there's a entertainment section of this website because why not? This is by tom power. So if anything is incorrect We turn to tom power. He's got some answering to do that's a great name tom power Let me take a drink of coke before I dive into this article Marvel studio's blade movie is in serious trouble That's if that's not a catchy tagline. I don't know what is that's a headline and a half With multiple reports suggesting development has stalled two months before filming begins The marvel phase five project which is currently slated to release in theaters november 2023 Was set to enter full production shortly. However Blade is in danger of missing its launch date altogether after director basam tarik Apologize if I butchered that left the superhero flick just two months before shooting was going to start oof in a statement provided by marvel Uh continued shifts in our production schedule was a major reason behind tarik's departure There's a new director. Um mogul mog glee I don't know is still expected to be credited as an executive producer Oh, i'm sorry the mogul mog. I don't know what that I don't know what that is I don't know what any of that means, but I guess he's a producer on it Speaking to thr that must be tech radar Uh marvel thanked tarik for putting in the hard yards It seems that the studio and director have parted on good terms. That's nice to hear He didn't even make the movie Yeah, this happened with edgar right to edgar eventually bailed because studio interference He was frustrated by how long he was taking to do ant-man and edgar right's movie would have been freaking awesome And you can definitely see his vision in that movie still. There's there's lots of little snippets I just think um He was a little too off brand for marvel Uh, let's see what else According to the industry insider jeff snider blade script is not in a good place The ankler reporter has claimed that the movie screenplay is just 90 pages long and contains two lackluster action sequences At this point, how how hard is it to make these superhero movie scripts anymore? Everybody knows you have three major fight scenes beginning a middle and end The beginning starts out with the superhero either a getting his powers or introducing the character for the first time about Said powers that he already has the middle of the movie has the big bad rising to full strength Knocking our hero down a peg. He's got love issues He's got some personal struggles to overcome and then by the third act he gets his shit together Just in time To stop the bad guy from doing his final bad guy deeds. It is so Simple formulaic. Yes But I mean we're we're looking at a 90 page script with two fight scenes. Come on This is mcu, baby. You got all the money and the resources you need all the green screens at your disposal I don't that's crazy. All right. What else do we got here? permurphy's multiverse Be Bo de mayo who previously credits whose previous credits include netflix's tv adaptation of the witcher Has been drafted in to rewrite the script. I like the witcher season one was really freaking good season two Not as good, but I still enjoyed it I don't have any desire to watch season three knowing that henry cavill's no longer going to be playing the witcher in season four That pisses me off Demayo has also penned scripts for moon night on disney plus gross as well as marvel's forthcoming x-men 97 animated series Okay, so the film should be in good hands if he's involved It's unclear if former scribe stacey osai koofer is still on board with demayo being drafted into spruce up the script Hmm Yeah x-men 97 was put on a little hole as well I believe it was supposed to come out this year and now it's looking like 2024 Additionally big screen leaks and the cos cosmic circus Who are these people claim that blade won't enter full production until january 2023 just 10 months before it's supposed to be released That's not good Yeah, that's really bad Wow, okay. Well, that's that's the news on blade I'm not gonna lie. That's um That's disheartening, but also I like wesley snipes's blade That's just that's what I remember not saying they can't make another version that's better But those hard r-blade movies were freaking great I wouldn't mind. I'm just doing another wesley snipes blade movie Doesn't need to be tied to the mcu Or it kind of can be since we're multi-versing everything Just do like some slight nods to it, but continue with wesley snipes blade. I know he's older But he's got to still be able to kick ass, right wesley snipes is A pretty in shape dude last time I checked and he just has that charisma about him All right, what else do we got for news? ah, yes Someone must have said beetle juice three times because we have a sequel coming out in 2024 Yeah All right, this news is coming from variety Rebecca Rubin May 9th 2023. That's today folks. This is as up to date as you could possibly get Whether or not you say his name three times. Oh, so I have zero creativity. She started out with the same exact joke Beetlejuice is returning to movie theaters next year Warner Brothers has announced that Beetlejuice 2 will be released on the big screen september 6 2024 It opens the same day as marvel's blade What? What is going on? I just randomly picked two topics today and they both They're both like married to one another. What an amazing amazing thing. We're doing right now. Okay, so looks like we have some competition But i'm gonna guess blade doesn't come out In September i'm guessing that blades gonna get pushed so this is like a no This this isn't a story right now not yet Okay, anyway, let's move on it opens on the same day as marvel's blade a comic book adventure starring. Oh, yeah, we know what blade is Let's move on the There's little information available about the follow-up tim burdens 1988 film about a pesky poltergeist But the filmmaker is returning with michael keaton as beetle juice. Did they not see? Oh, yeah, they did, okay Michael keaton is beetle juice and winona rider as lydia. Yes additional cast members include Wednesday star jenna ortega as the daughter of winona riders character As well as justin thorough in a yet to be revealed row. Uh roll can't talk Production is expected commenced in london may 10th. That's tomorrow Brad pitts plan b is producing beetle juice too Interesting I don't know what bread pit. He did he did the ad astra movie or ad astra That was decent. That was a decent movie. I think it kind of bombed at the theaters So i'm not sure what he's made money on for his plan b production studio, but i don't know much about it In the first film a recently deceased married couple played by jenna davis and alec baldwin Oh now they're just gonna tell us what beetle juice one is above because you have to they're doing their job Beetle grew beetle grooves beetle juice grossed 74.7 million at the box office and there's a stage musical now Hmm Oh no, I'm sorry the musicals done. It had a four-year run and was interrupted and ruined by the pandemic So the big takeaway there is jenna ortega hollywood it girl right now Is going to be in the beetle juice sequel. She'll probably have a very meaty role in that Hope you guys are excited. I know i'm not Uh internet guy's back with another powerful $2 super chat. He says 100 chance both sequels are hot garbage Well, I mean they're not Both sequels. I'm not sure what you mean by both the new blade movies. Not a sequel. That's a straight up refresh That's a that's a brand new movie. That's a reboot I think I think that's what you mean $2 super chat me if if i'm right $10 super chat me if i'm wrong What do we got up? What else do we got? Oh the one that I have on the cover of this live stream today A certain fan base is going to be just absolutely creaming about this According to giant freaking robot Which is the website elita battle angel 2 is happening, baby Sequel confirmed I'm not sure it is to be honest. That's why I put I think I put a question mark They're saying it is but If I recall it's in like pre pre production, there's no script or anything There's basically like a thumb sideways, but let's see what this guy says Skyler gibby brown Skyler sck Ylar Sky that might be a girl I don't know if that's a guy or girl. Let me click on the name and see I mean, I would imagine it's a girl Skyler I didn't know a guy in high school named named sky Which is a sweet name for a guy It is it's a woman. Okay. Skyler Skyler gibby brown with the article It's been nearly five years since elita battle angel was released and after years of begging Begging is an understatement if you're on twitter They have been exhausting. It's the same. It's the snider cult the snider cult loves Um zack snider Everything he's ever done They hate james gun because it's not zack snider james gun took everything from snider I guess even though it wasn't his fault and they love elita battle angel They freaking love elita battle angel. I'm not going to get into the logistics of why I can only imagine There's some weird reasons why but Me personally, I enjoyed elita. My family enjoyed the movie. It was fun Cool sci-fi. We're a sucker for sci-fi film some really sweet cg stuff Good performances. You have james Cameron and the wings helping out Anyway, let's let's continue Well, it's really just let's really just start It's been nearly five years since elita battle angel was released and after years of begging The fans are finally getting a sequel to the rosa solazar led sci-fi adventure rosa solazar I think is the actress that plays elita Yeah, that's what led means unless it's a director. That's the actress. Oh the director is uh, robert ready robert rodriguez Let's see in an interview covered by screen geek producer john landau has confirmed that elita battle angel 2 isn't just on its way It's already in the works And that's thanks to avatar ever. It's everyone owes everything to avatar Like we just got like random headphones right here. This is really really decorated up the set for you guys tonight I'm gonna put anything over there, but it's just thrown headphones wired to add insult to injury Anyway, it's kind of funny That the avatar franchise is responsible for elita battle angel 2 officially getting green lit Look at the look at the sco there. I love knowing this stuff. So it's just You would never talk like this or even normally write like this unless you are going for keywords It's kind of funny that the avatar franchise is responsible for elita 2 battle angel 2 officially getting green lit Because avatar 2 is what put the sequel on the back burner in the first place But according to landau there was a certain cycle that had to be followed as creators learned more about creating Six CGI leading characters creators creating in the same sentence. I don't like that creators building Manipulating There's other words you could have used right I think what we learned from avatar is how much more facial nuance and subtlety That we can get into characters that we want to be emotional and emote That are humanoid Emotional and emote What? Let me read this sentence again. I think what we've learned from avatar is how much more facial nuance and subtlety that we can get Into characters that we want to be emotional and emote that are humanoid That's not a scent. That's nothing Landau said that's like the chat chat GP whatever this He went on jet chat gt He went on to explain that the first elita would not have been possible without the first avatar Then the avatar sequel would not have been possible without what the team learned from elita And now avatar the way of the water has paved the way for the creators to pick up where they left off and make battle angel 2 My guess is since avatar 2 made like a billion and a half dollars like a trillion dollars James Cameron's like I'm making elita too I'm letting them make it you can't stop me because I'm I'm a bank at this point. I own disney at this point Uh the way uh, let's see in a way both franchises have been helping each other blah blah blah Okay, for those wondering if the original team would be back for elita battle angel 2 Landau has a response to that question as well Okay, apparently the folks at 20th century studios have been in talks with robert rodriguez who directed the original And rosa salazar who played the titular character and both are on board As far if any other familiar faces will be back Landau did not say He also didn't comment on what the plot of the sequel would be about In fact, it's likely that elita battle angel 2 doesn't even have a solid plot in place yet. Exactly exactly As the project is still in the very early stages of development Still with landau gearing up for a sequel and reeling in original players like salazar and rodriguez things are looking good Are they? I don't think it even made money The film cost 200 million to make And doubled its budget in theaters bringing home a whopping 405 million See, but I thought if a movie costs 200 million You basically have to double that number for it to even start making money because that 200 million doesn't Count like the marketing costs and the theaters cut I don't think this is spinning it in a very positive light. Let me see did a lead-up angel flop The film grossed over 400 and making it rodriguez's grossing film I'm seeing both I'm seeing that it's a flop from some articles articles and some saying it's good Yeah, whatever. I don't know. I guess obviously it's enough for them to To keep going with this trainwreck Let me get back to the article quick They're just explaining what the plot is There's no word yet on if cameron will be pending the script Although likely cameron won't be heavily involved as he's booked out for the next several years to complete avatar That's so sad Meanwhile salazar should be free as a bird to begin production as soon as it's ready As she only has one upcoming project A drama called a million miles away Rodriguez on the other hand has a busy slate with five projects in the works including a new spy kids movie spy kids Armageddon What? There's a news story within a news story. Okay first off That's that should be the bullet point that should be the hammer drop and that's how this whole article ends Okay, skylar Let me tell you something about seo. Let me tell you something about web If you have a bombshell like that that you're gonna put in the article At least freaking link it to something. There is no link to imdb. There's no link to another page on the website What is going on? Let me see if there's any news on this Rodriguez hints at spy kids armageddon's release window the reboot movie features Zachary Levi and Gina Rodriguez What how do you not know about this? It's been over a year since the spy kids reboot was announced by netflix. Oh god It's a netflix movie During a press tour for his new movie hypnotic. Rodriguez talked to collider During the interview the filmmaker review revealed to our own editor. I don't care Let's see As we know production wrapped back in september. So a 2023 release window would certainly be on the horizon I don't know about this movie Even though a fall release window seems promising for spy kids armageddon There's also the possibility that netflix decides to hold the title for december uh-huh Okay Bizarre that's bizarre news Spy kids armageddon Okay, we got something fun now. We got some posters to do. Let's dive into movie posters And I kind of took some time to set this up this livestream assuming the music or the audio I should say works And the camera works and whatever We'll get it. We'll get it where we want it eventually But let's bring up the posters now. I'm gonna scoot over this way a little bit. It's actually nice that I have the mic up here Works out better. I don't have to move things around. Okay. Anyways, boom I didn't want to show that one first. So already things are not where I want them to be and that's odd because I had them all hidden by default Hmm I don't want to start with that one I'd hide hide Hide we're gonna start with the black slate Pretend you didn't see any of those because that's disappointing I used to do a poster breakdown segment on You know, I was just like videos They didn't do particularly great. I know certain people really enjoy them because no one else does them on youtube They took a stupid amount of time to edit because I'm you know, I'm zooming in I'm doing all sorts of like stupid shit in post and there's no way to streamline that process So for the amount of time it took The lack of revenue I got sometimes I would lose subscribers because it's not a movie review or rant It just it had to go away. But You know, I'm a visual Artist i'm a graphic designer. I'm a web designer for a living and a web developer not that that's as relevant So I do know things About visual design. I know what I'm talking about here And I think that that's a fun thing to bring to the table once in a while So on these live streams I am going to do some poster breakdown stuff as a happy middle ground for people that want me to do them But don't see those videos showing up. They're now a exclusive live stream feature And the live streams are always available via that live tab on youtube Let's talk Fast and the Furious 10 it comes out in two weeks Fast and the Furious 9 was a disaster hated it I don't actually know anyone that likes Fast and the Furious 9 I really don't I know people that like I like some of them. I think they're kind of fun dumb But the last one was just so ridiculous. Anyway, let's get to the posters. I don't think Fast 10 is going to be good either Maybe the poster will change my mind Here we have the big group shot um This is This is a disaster It's just a photoshop collage These are things that legitimately Kids in high school can do pretty easily What we are looking at here folks is a photoshop Uh file from hell lots of different layered elements sprinkled throughout we have 14 floating heads on this poster 14 floating heads On the upper half above the folding line of this poster Vin Diesel Dom Loretto or whatever the hell his name is Dominic Fully front and center people just ensconced. He's ensconced in people Lettie's in there somewhere you have You have Aquaman on the right And the big thing they're going for here is the X. They're all framed in the X But look how lazy they are with this. It's just black above Vin Diesel's head. It's black on the corners They couldn't do anything creative with that at least in the bottom portion They use the mountaintop to make the bottom of the X where there's that cross in the middle I noticed one of the big takeaways from the the new Fast and the Furious 10 these posters there's a cross in them so Is it because the X and then the cross is it because he's a man of faith? Is that gonna have a bigger impact in the movie storyline? Is it because he's gonna die in this one? I don't think he's gonna die I feel like Vin Diesel's ego is kind of like dwayne johnson's where they don't want their characters to ever be killed off He'll ride off into the sunset The only way you're killing him in these movies is if His car is strapped to a rocket and it flies into a volcano and he like machine guns down 700 bad guys Before igniting himself on fire and saying something cool. It's the only way this is happening And it would be a fast and furious way to die. I'll give it that Bottom half could really be from any of the Fast and the Furious movies, but ironically Reminds me of only the first Two or three of them where they actually did street racing I think in the trailer they showed a small street racing section I'm guessing it's going to be a very very minimal part of this movie the street racing They're trying to tie it together though You have the beginnings at the bottom of the poster you have what hopefully are the remains of what's left of this dying Husk of a franchise which continues to make a stupid amount of money Yeah, very minimal effort on this poster some of the bottom characters you can tell these were all just character Shots from other things. They took them from different, you know, whatever pieces of art They had they probably had them all do a day of photo shoot and they use them for different promotional pieces The bottom half of these characters though, they just did a classic fade It's a very easy It's a very easy thing to do in photoshop or illustrator You just have an image mask over the top And you just fade the image down to zero opacity. So it just does a nice little transition into the clouds It's a it's a pretty lazy tactic and it's clearly One of the tactics you use when the studio doesn't give a shit about movie posters And you just have to throw something together for the movie poster Uh, I see a super chat coming in from internet guy two dollars fast in the furious equals Kind of movie you watch on a plane Yeah Yeah, I don't disagree with that Let's go to the next poster Boom And I will say right under the gates. This one's not near as bad Take a drink here Let's ride Let's ride remember the trailer for this new one. It's let's ride over and over The end of the road begins That's troubling Are there more is there more coming out after fast 10? Is this a double feature? Is this like into the spider-verse across the spider-verse part one and part two Is fast 10 leading into 11? Because when I when I read the end of the road begins That that's worrisome Is this even from fast 10 or is this a fast nine poster they repurposed? I feel like this was a fast nine poster, but these movies are all melting together I can't keep heads or tails of any of it If it is a fast 10 poster, I see the 10 obviously at the bottom But anybody can throw that on any poster ever I could throw that on a super mario brothers poster There's the cross though. So that makes me think that there's maybe a tie in here Dom has his cross wrapped around his hand his knuckles are tight. He's he's in I don't know. Maybe he's on the toilet. Maybe he's actually praying for someone The ghost of paul walker to come back and put some energy and life and spirit into these movies again That's what I'm thinking As this poster stands though Is it exciting? No But if you're a fast and the furious fan and you I really don't want to insult anyone's intelligence And I can't imagine anyone that watches me is like a hardcore fast and the furious fan where you watch the movies and take them seriously But there has to be a big portion of viewers that really do take these movies seriously and are concerned about the characters and and love them all and Think the plots and stuff are really strong solid stories with real heart and genuine emotion and family I think they're dumb as shit and it's really lazy writing and the characters can't really act It's well the actors can't really act, but Yeah, I don't know. This is a very serious poster for serious fans Not something i'm interested in but as far as you know, the render goes It's a solid poster as far as a photo is concerned You have some night. You have nice light hitting Vin diesel on the side which gives a little bit of the you know, obviously a side profile You have a nice contrast on the left side of his face putting him in the shadows giving him that That stoic look a look of a man apart Which I think is another movie he's in a man apart pretty bad movie Yeah, it's a nice photo really at the end of the day The fast x photo though is a big contrast here for me because it is lit up like it's a club Fast x you got the x is really extreme. It's got a bunch of lights on it That makes me think fun Exciting high octane energy, but then you contrast it with the photo and it doesn't mesh If anything, they should have just made that a solid white color and knock out the fast So that's just an outline or the fastest in white and you just trace the x white and leave it all black inside And fade it have it very light on the poster Because it just doesn't work with the font and everything it goes against this entire look and feel Let's move on. All right Uh So these are character posters. I I grabbed two of them. You have jason statham I don't know if he's hobbs or shah one of them And brie larson who's a new character. I don't know who she is. She's probably related to one of them somehow So stupid These posters are are trash. They're just so They're just so silly, but I don't take I don't put much stock into character posters They're just there to get people excited to see their heroes a lot of times. They're thrown together last second Look at his look at the hands on these. They're clearly not their hands. They're just If they are they're really bizarre They're really bizarrely put on there. I don't even know how she's holding the steering wheel like this. It's Looks uncomfortable I know that she's back further But still she's putting it in the what is that 12 point position really locking it in. She's a safe driver Got some green silhouette behind her It it comes off the hand a little bit on the side and the steering wheel which ties it in but why Why green why what does that mean? What is that telling me? And then there's a different green blue more of a blue over here. It's really hitting the side of his face hard And then there's another really strong light source coming in from the other side of the window So he's really getting hit by two Up like contrasting colors. Is there a nuclear explosion happening them outside that window? That's causing that greenish color. What is going on? Is it a radiation spill and why is it regular light coming off the other side? Is it just really bright day outside? He's driving away from a toxic landfill It's it's just kind of puzzling to me what i'm supposed to get from this poster outside of Okay, it's jason statham and brie larson This one's really bad. The hand just does not look good here She probably has small hands a very well could be her hand, but it looks photoshopped to hell and back everything about this looks unnatural Everything about this is awful really And that's it. That's the that's the poster breakdown for the fast 10. That's all they had. They only had the two posters There was a foreign poster but there really was nothing exciting to say about it So i'm just kind of leaving it off leaving it out of here Hope you enjoyed the more Freestyle approach to breaking down the posters. This will just be this will just live here in the live I could maybe cut it up and put it into an episode, but I don't think so I think I think it's nice to have these One-on-one conversations and let it sit There's enough to edit already. I have a lot to edit which we should go into next That'll be kind of the wind down if you have any questions and you'd like to throw a super chat in there I would appreciate it. So get super chats out now so that by the time i'm done rambling I can look and say okay. We got questions Let's go. Oh, what was I gonna say? Okay movies that I have coming up upcoming videos I have a patreon request that's coming out. I already filmed it. It's about a movie called I can only imagine it's based on the story of a uh Christian rock singer named Bart His upbringing the sadness that he went through the trials and tribulations. It's a it's a very feel-goodery story It's uh, definitely religious heavy but um Yeah, I I went in I went in thinking I was gonna roll my eyes really hard And that's not quite the impression I got when I was done with it I'll just leave it there leave a little tease for it came out in 2018 I'll leave it there the review will be out in a couple days Guardians of the galaxy 3 I actually did a spoiler review on that several days back And I just have not had time to edit it yet. I know I'm kind of missing the boat But really nothing comes into theaters this week outside of a ben aflick movie which I've liked all of his movies. So I would like to get to see it I'm just not sure I will be able to uh on thursday or friday I think my family and I have plans to to go do some fun stuff So we'll see how things shake out. I'd like to get to it and review it But I don't know if I'll have time, but there is a Guardians of the galaxy 3 spoiler review coming out soon Uh, what else do I have that I filmed the podcast will be on monday Uh, I think that's it right now I was gonna go over one other thing That was really funny The um, I put out a video earlier today, which is doing decently well on the little mermaid live action movie early reviews These are things I've been doing a couple times in the past I'm trying to do them more because I don't get early access to movies like a lot of critics do For one, I just don't know who to contact Two, I live in South Carolina now There's like no theaters by me and I don't think they do any live premieres Those are more for like texas and and uh california and new york and bigger states south carolina doesn't get shit I'm lucky I get to see movies here at all really move to a Non-ideal state for movie stuff really really didn't think that went through It was all for the weather in the ocean though regardless The um That the idea is to piggyback off of other critics that do get early access So basically I just react to the rotten tomato score If I think the movie critic is being fair or just even though I haven't seen the movie It's more or less just a guess or a feel that I get from their review and then just doing a little commentary on it It's all for fun in games Anyway, little mermaid comes out the reviews and this is definitely one of those films kind of like uh captain marvel kind of like black adam kind of like uh, I mean pretty much every high profile movie There's always a like a little Bump of reviews that go up by these critics on twitter that you've never even heard of before or at least I haven't for the most part Who praised the movie up and down? Give like a tame little critique To make it look like they're not completely bias or they're trying to keep their presser from disney It's just so disingenuous. And so I read these these off and I'm getting hounded now by people in the youtube comments And occasionally a tweet will come at me saying that I am Obviously, you know, obviously I'm racist and uh, I'm biased and I just don't like I don't like uh, disney or whatever they want to paint me as and I understand that there's a there is A preconceived notion, right? I fall into unfortunately a really shitty demographic now of critics on youtube I am a middle-aged white guy That used to be an okay thing But middle-aged white guys have kind of ruined it for us normal decent ones because I've talked about them before But there's a whole section of assholes now that do outrage videos non-stop Talking about things being woke disney socks blah blah blah blah blah and they just beat it into the ground Even if they have a point Even if they had a point which they often do It's just destroyed because this is their bread and butter and I could easily be it's so funny because people that watch seven enjoy their stuff I know there's a lot of overlap fine, whatever no no judgment. I guess you like to hear people rant. That's fine They'll say to me their fans will say to me adam if you went down this avenue and became one of these guys that you don't like You'd make a killing you'd do great I just I find that so bizarre like so you realize what they're doing You realize the griff they're playing and you're just like go for it It's so it's frustrating I'm just a guy that likes movies I will call out crap though when I see it and so the thing I that bothered me about little mermaid these early reviews was It was just such bullshit. It was like, oh, it's so good. Yeah, it's not quite as good as the original but Halle Berry's great and and you know It's just a wonderful time for the family and then they throw out a water pun or two or three And I roll my eyes into the back of my head thinking what a pointless What a pointless praising you you couldn't even say it's better than the original Which is what most of us that don't like this have been saying since the beginning of these live action movies. Just why Disney owns the cartoon classics and they're just taking them and repurposing them I got in a little bit of a debate with someone in the comments and they said, uh You know video games do this and no one gives a crap about that. Well, they actually do video games. Yes do this a lot And sometimes there's pushback because it's un Needed it's undeserved. It's unjust and a lot of times It's like cool Because video games in just a few years jump dramatically in quality plus it's still It's still in the same vein as the original typically so a resident evil gets made Based on the original, you know from what 10 15 years ago It gets a giant upgrade in the graphics department Typically they clean up the voice work Keep it the same the spirit of the original still there The controls are often the same maybe tweaked a little bit to be more modernized But for the most part everything is still how you remember it just looks prettier With these live action movies you're going from one medium 2d animation to a completely different medium. Now you're this quasi cg shitfest with live action people You've already separated yourself Fully from what it used to be and now you're in a totally different boat Pun intended for little mermaid And it never works. It always comes off as this just sorry lesser version The reason people like game remakes is almost every single aspect of the game has improved From the voice work to the visuals to the controls To the ability to pause the game or save a game anywhere and not have to go back 20 minutes to an earlier save for you know what i'm saying with the live action movies Usually the soul's gone The the wonderful colorful animation is replaced by this dreary mucky garbage The actors seem half-assing it And then they still take a lot of the same music and shots from the originals and butcher them So Why are we celebrating this? And I get if you're a kid. This was the other part of it that I thought was hilarious. Someone said um Oh yay another cringy review from a middle-aged critic Oh of a kids movie. It was oh yay. I can't wait to hear from another Cringy middle-aged guy on a kids movie Yeah Those are the people that review movies Rod and tomatoes doesn't consist of a kids department to review The little mermaid. I'm sorry You have middle-aged guys and women and older reviewing kids movies because we look at things and say I mean a lot of us at least is what I this is what I try to do when I review a movie Who's the target audience? Is it gonna work for them? I give my personal thoughts what I also say This is how it's gonna be For the little mermaid. Here's my here's my review already I don't give a crap. I don't really like the original little mermaid. It's fine She's an idiot in it. She trades her her voice for a pair of legs because she Falls in love with a guy at first sight in the middle of a storm She's a moron This new version. I'm guessing is gonna moderate modernize it make area less of a dipshit cool fine But I don't I don't really care about the story at all. So I will go into this movie With the mindset that all right. I'm I'm not in it for me Our family's gonna like it our other kids gonna like it and spoiler alert. Yeah, they are Because they like this stuff So little mermaid review It looks worse than the classic. It's a shot-for-shot remake a lot of the time It's soulless the energy's down Your kids are gonna probably like it Your parents are probably gonna like it if they went to pay money and see it because they want to escape and go Does that make it good? No, it doesn't It makes it a two-hour get out of jail free card for the folks Get their kids out of the house for a little bit. That's all it means Could disney have replaced the little mermaid with literally anything else creatively and Got an applause for me. Yeah, they could have they could have said this is a brand new movie It's it might work. I don't know. I know it's crazy But to them it's so much easier To drop a decent amount of money and redo something that you know works You spice things up you switch a gender you switch a race You get the world freaking out about it even though it's a dumbass kid's story who cares But you get the far right the far left budding heads because everything's become politicized And yes movies have always been political. They've always had messages always But now the conversation around them has also become politicized and that's the problem And everybody feeds off of everybody on this These guys get outraged these guys get outraged the company just takes it all in because all news is good news to them Anyway, that's my long ramble on the little mermaid. I think it's funny When people are in the comments, you know calling me whatever they want to call me. It's just like dude, I'm I'm a pretty damn progressive person. I don't care that Halle Bailey is black. She actually looks like the best part in this shitty movie She's she's a smoke show and she can clearly sing She looks fantastic good for her. I'm sorry that she was put into this You know another live-action Disney remake. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's great My instincts tell me otherwise because I saw the lion king. I saw Beauty and the Beast I saw Aladdin. They were not very good Lion King sucked straight up sucked Beauty and the Beast meh Aladdin meh But they have those golden classics, right? Why why screw them up? Why screw with them? You know what would have been awesome? I know there's some super chats coming. I appreciate it But I'm on a little bit of a rant tirade tirade here what if they would have just Done 2d again with them So this goes back to the video game thing and I think this absolutely would have worked with the movies You take a movie like a little mermaid You update the animation quality You keep it 2d or maybe it's a 2d 3d hybrid something like into the spiderverse But retain that classic look of the little mermaid But use modern animation The voices can stay the same clean the voices up You don't need to change shit there. Just clean it up Make those colors pop even more put it in widescreen Add more textures to the scenes add more animation, you know But bump bump that fps up if you need to Really go for broke on these 2d films and bring them into the modern I think that would have been awesome. I don't think many people would have been upset with that Not like they are with these Whatever they're not going to do that that would be too much effort and work All right, let's go to the super chat q&a real quick See what we got matt sclaro What are your water wars movies about would you make them available on patreon matt they are Oh, yeah, so they are available on youtube, but they're probably blocked everywhere because I have so many copyright songs There's there's bon jovi. There's the wall flowers. There's just random music. There's probably five songs in each one ranging from You know hits on the radio to orchestral songs you'd hear in like the matrix reloaded Um, so they are available technically on youtube, but you won't be able to search and find them I guess now that I think about it. Yes matt to answer your question I will absolutely make them available on patreon at patreon.com slash adam does movies and Um for youtube youtube join members That will probably be one. I'll put it Maybe the second tier 499 tier the one dollar tier already gets access to 300 exclusive videos Let's give let's give uh people that are paying the five bucks a month and and over a little bit more Something to wet their beak. So what you're getting matt what you're getting from water wars the anthology four film collection water wars one I'm a villain in it. My brother is the hero water wars two Well, let's let's just break down what these are water wars um These are 45 minute videos shot over the course of two to three days with a little bit of pickup Here and there we made them when we were Right out of high school So you can already assume the quality is great they have been Uh converted and reconverted several times So there is a definite loss of quality on these things. They're in four by three aspect ratio. Am I waiting your appetite yet with all this? I think they're in four by three aspect ratio unless I at some point blew them up to 16 by nine which would have degraded them even more But anyway, the plot is simple My brother jake keep in mind. We are around 17 years old which is to play into the stupidity of the stupidity of this whole thing Jake and I are obsessed with water wars. It's uh, it's a game that's been in the works for a long time where you have teams of three battling each other for For glory essentially So a bunch of different groups of three players take on another group of three players It's a 3v3 tournament when one teams out another one comes in My team has been on top for many years because i'm cutthroat. I don't give up It's an all-out water war duel. There's water balloons getting thrown There's you know hand-to-hand with water guns and essentially it's just When someone is soaking wet and doesn't have the will to go on when they drop to the ground and they're just tagged out They're out once all three people are out the other team wins. It's incredibly over the top It parodies some different movies here and there And it's just a silly stupid ride We made four of them. I would love to actually I've I've been wanting to for a very long time Pitch a water wars show to netflix or someone and write an actual solid script That would uh mirror like how things are today keep the spirit of water wars make it something that's family friendly Something that parents and kids can both appreciate because I look around at what's on tv And I don't see any of that at all anywhere anymore Yeah, it shows like the goldbergs that were decent for a couple seasons and I can't even think of anything else lately. The middle was pretty fun for a while, but even those shows They just didn't have the energy that I that I'm looking for But that's water wars water wars two is snow falls. Unfortunately. I live in minnesota So it's winter seven months out of the year. It's miserable We played off of that And then I decided every water wars movie is going to follow one of the seasons So there's four of them a summer a winter a spring and a fall And they all have a pun for the title because that's how I roll There's water wars. There's water wars two snow falls Falls like waterfalls and also because snow falls water wars three cross tides The villain in that is jesse cross And of course cross tides is a term and then the final one at water wars dried waves Because we bring in nerf dry weapons into that one and of course the waves again that one's not as creative But whatever they're they're fun times. There's there's uh, there's a lot to glean from them I think matt so yes, I will get those movies on to patreon on youtube join as well at the five dollar and up tier 499 and up tier whatever it is on youtube. I can't remember Thank you for asking This was a long answer Uh internet guy for a two dollar super chat. Can you review adventures of buckaroo? bonsai internet guy If you're unaware I mean no first off absolutely not unless it's There's a there's a mithril tier on youtube join and on patreon It's 30 bucks a month and you can request a movie and I have to watch it Review it give you a shout out on it. You might have seen some of the patreon Reviews come and go. You might not know what they were you probably didn't watch them because you're like Why is he doing a review on insert random fucking movie here? But anytime you see a random movie like hard candy get reviewed or muhal in drive It's because that was requested to me from a patreon at the mithril level If you stay at the mithril level for an entire 12 months you get up to four movie requests It used to be once a month. I couldn't keep up with the demand. You can ask matt. He was upset with me Katz is on the list matt. It's on there I got one two three four five six seven Seven before you matt And i'm doing two a week i'm trying to so really just three more weeks and we'll get kats on that list Wind river i've seen the lobster i've seen so a couple of these i only have to do like quick refreshes That's nice if you want to hear what's coming up on the patreon This will be the last thing i'll say if no more super chats come in I will quickly read off my list. Uh, so internet guy Thank you for the question if you become a mithril member I will I will review buckaroo ban buckaroo bonsai. Sorry it's getting late. I haven't had much of this cope Okay, um, here's the upcoming list I can only imagine which i'm i'm will have out probably tomorrow Life force never heard of it dead stream never heard of it Um, okay, this one I have to do a poll on either evil dead 2013 which I haven't seen Or jennifer's body with megan fox which I have seen and would gladly watch again for several reasons I'm gonna do a poll on that one though. It's between those two. I would really like to see evil dead 2013 three idiots Haven't seen the lobster zulu wind river Katz awakenings Tucker and dale versus evil. I have seen that as well. So I've seen three of these mall rats never seen mall rats And thunderbirds are go And the polar express And I believe one or two more Have come in that I haven't written down yet. I haven't jotted down yet All right. Well, there you go. That's the that's the life tonight That's a rough list that's yeah Yeah, what's it's a list and there's supporters. So It is what it is That's the live stream. Thank you guys for the super chats and the support Look for the next couple videos to be I can only imagine guardians of the galaxy volume three And then if I get to a movie on It won't be thursday Friday matt you said you could maybe go friday. I don't know if that's still on the table or not I have to see what's going on here, but friday night might work Oh internet guy has one more two dollar super chat Here's another two dollars. This earns me a movie review Does it two four six eight 10 Internet guy you've given ten dollars so far. I don't think that that's very fair to the people that give 30 bucks to review One dude on here gave 100 bucks to review What was that guy's name? gumo gumo, I think he gave 100 bucks to review Um pumping iron which was so random But yeah, you can do that as well Pumping iron He did that one other time. I think I reviewed two movies for him I can't remember Regardless Stream stream is probably uh matt's this friday works for the movie. Okay. Well, don't hold me to that yet Let me ask the boss aka my wife aka social media strategist lindsay What the plans are make sure to subscribe to the podcast by the way and the uh on spotify or apple podcast I think it's called yeah Gotta get those numbers up Because then I can make all I can make pennies on there from ad revenue eventually and that's that's the dream, of course It's all about simping for coins And I wish it was a 20 year old girl 20 year old woman. I guess that would be How easy would be on on the internet now? Uh on that note ring the bell ring the notification bell. Thank you. Bubba and we will talk to you soon Take care