 Tuppered surfing her stiff mangled corpse and actually caught a monster wave Hang ten man, hang ten Welcome to episode number dozen I looked after Boz Spooned him a lot. He was cool with it. He's been depressed. Look at that. What did you do to him? You suck him off of you Why do you always drink alcohol? Usually we don't During the podcast, but we've seen a trend that the podcast that we do drink a little bit They like everyone's always like oh So they like it when we're a bit looser a bit loosen off the cuff a bit If I can shoot one down that way and bloody have another go at the bloke over there and then fucking back to this candy You can't Get like that. So now we start drinking during the pod Oh, and also like the more you drink the more it gets It grabs your soul. Yeah, once a week's fine. Yeah, and then fucking come around waking can't fucking fall I'm not selling or something. I'm like, come on, drink some things you want We're filming before you know four days of the week going in pissing pissing out of blood. Can't That's what I wanted. I thought of it. It's what I wanted to talk about at the start Now you have to do your best clean clean clean In in song, oh, you know the I'll try first Fuck I'm nervous Okay, here we go Yeah, I reckon you've got it. I like that That was fucking really good Once spied both of you to start doing what you're doing now fucking make people laugh. Yeah for comedy, I guess Yeah, it's had to show we had to show people I just wanted to have Have a laugh with everyone Make make you forget about death for that split second when you're hunched over and laughed You don't really think about death three minutes of fucking distraction. That's what laughing is laughing is the The only time you're completely not thinking about death and then once you finish otherwise It is always lurking in your country. She's laughing. That's what you're thinking about the thought the action It will happen. It will happen to everyone. Everyone dies the thought is always there at the back of your mind Pushing against your brain pushing it against your eyeballs Building pressure pressure when will it happen when will it happen? Oh Fuck okay, good dark then Yeah, so that's that that's that's the height of my that's what that is The next segment has been renamed to Musui fuel She did a scat at the brain did a con and ten has had to tiny children. That's a ton to con And this is a segment where uh just for the segment we're going to pretend The wind that you guys send this in and uh, so let's unwrap it and see what's inside hairspray, it's hairspray Uh schwarzkopf extra care hair. So it's hairspray Someone's done this hairspray. Um I think that's how you let me just check the instructions Spray for hair from approximately 30 centimeters away All right, so that's how you use it We don't really use us. Do you use hairspray? But thank you Oh god on this day in 1989 George michael invested money into some stocks and i'm not really sure how it went, but I reckon he made a bit Oh matt, okay. I see why you will apologize now You got lazy Don't give me that you ran out of time Shit You got lazy, okay, and now everyone misses out on a quality at least see like so how much he made Don't write a fucking shit fourth one. Just leave it out A bit a bit is the stupidest fucking you've been here since 3 a.m. Matt You've had 15 hours to finish it a bit What the fuck was that dude? We'll get someone else if you don't want to do it anymore Okay Last fucking chance. Fuck you cunt. I'm sorry guys fucking bit It's really grinds my gears. I'm pissed who ma'am Anyway, moving on to the next segment. We're just going to uh, it's been renamed by fucking matthew fucking lazy dick brown Uh, and that's been renamed to your click left the acknowledgement for until that pipe Oh, which to be honest a wet lick I got scared I had like I was really high the other night and I got like paranoid because of all the glass It's in my foot Walking around and I was gonna have a feces infection Yeah, yeah Fucking got in my own head. I literally thought I was gonna get like gangrene or some fuck shit On my foot that ages so hard. Yeah. I was like so high. I was like fuck. I've got to go to the hospital Bullshit really no, I just got it the door triggered me to be like fucking hell Man, you really get stressed out. I can't if I get too high. I just go into a void of Fucking anxiety. Wow. That's yeah, that's hot. That sounds horrible. Anyway. Yeah, I shout on the ground Basically everyone you fuck a cow with him Like a hot cow like a fucking big brown one a Big fat brown one Fed no, I reckon he'd like the fucking dairy ones with the spots the black spots I'm gonna say no, but Pussy, you know 4m in the morning Yeah, too many wines. Yeah, two cases deep Yeah, couple of cups, couple of valves Straight cow out the front Marty's there Rope the fucking legs on her already Come on Matty You do it I'll have a go for it For the boy Fuck it to death Here the boy Redeem himself from And again, so so sorry everyone that you guys had to hear that fucking piece of shit that he come up with last week What he what was it? I can't remember it was like it was it was no effort Like, you know what I mean and like we were furious with your last day We were a bit crossed with you. Yeah for days after like I keyed his car. I was like Yeah, that means food. Yeah through bricks at your mom's house. Like I haven't even told you that but I did that You hate her. Yeah Ha ha ha Matthew you have redeemed yourself very well yourself Get that man On this day in 1964 Neil Armstrong developed a way to communicate with the moon Over the next few years He even developed a relationship with the moon and was often spotted at night staring up at the sky and wanking during full moons Years later when he landed on the moon He bent the moon over earth and started slamming the fucking thing from behind Which caused hundreds of tidal waves back on earth because the moon affects the tide or some shit It's just a bunch of cows unless it's a breeding bull the breeding bull would be with them But uh, yeah, it's it's it's quite easy to pick off a cow from the outside and Especially if there's a large amount of cows It's easy to pick one off because they're sort of so spread out So, you know the way I get around that is I just usually Oh My god tried to piss in silence, but I knew Bulls like they're not scared of you, but they won't come at you unless Man I'm in pain Backwards with the cow if that makes sense and then you sort of yeah drag it off and off you go I'm not pissing until you fucking say I can Say I can Fuck off I have finished the question Oh, dude, I'm gonna watch Man, there's a lot of piss on the floor. You fucked up bad Oh Oh My kind of bloat Stop that's enough you fucked me too hard now Why Stephen Hawking's With an s because that's his fucking name. What a super question. That's his name. Well, no the way I see it is Okay by the Books they call him Stephen Hawking But if you think about it the books are wrong a bit, you know what I mean? If you think about it sometimes the books are a bit wrong So we've accounted for that well think about it one percent of error. You're like my way of thinking is Such a great man cannot be one He's a plural He is many he's many he's many hawks in one Stephen So hawk ins Hawking's like in thinking about it and he's still here because he's he lives in everything He is the computers. He is hawks He will never die. He's taking over ai. He is ai. He will live forever He is computer. He is gigabyte We are many computers. We are also computers. We are digital images Simulation man. It's a simulation. Check out the simulation theory. Oh man. All right next fucking segment has been Oh That hurt and it's a segment where um, you guys just sending questions and we just answer them on the on the fucking This is a fucking we answer fucking questions here. Can't Just put some on your finger and dab it on your tongue What chili sauce? Chili sauce Dude do it Whoa, is it really bad? Yeah, it works. It works. Oh my god Instantly, oh my god. Whoa instantly burn. That is chili sauce I hope Ah, it burns my skin from when I sprayed on my neck before it's getting Doesn't get better, dude Oh my god Dude imagine spraying the whole thing in your mouth scissors paper rock. All right, it's time. I'll do it All right, he did it. He's spreading to his mouth. It's definitely not Oh We've also been sent this Get out. All right. Fuck it. This is life now. Oh, everything's fucked. I can't fucking breathe. Can't I need to go Glasses. Oh, I don't get it. I don't get it live fucking ever the simulation fucked up. Then it was a glitch You know what is use a little wink at the camera Or it's strict There It's okay. I'll fix it And that's how you work with green screens Ha ha ha ha Do you reckon that's fucked it? No gonna fix it Sorry, that's okay. What's your name claim? It's claimed It's claimed with an n moral of the story is You gotta Just go for bushwalks. Get in touch with nature feminine Oh, I just poked myself in the eye accidentally though. Okay, are you there? Is this this Next segment and it has been renamed Yeah, we're freaking Let's not go to an island for a holiday. Yeah We live on an island We live on the biggest island in the world Everything's an island, man. Fucking earth's an island. Can't in space Can't in space southern cross the island. It's not an island Southern crosses the fucking facture into the matrix can't A southern cross is the universe Some people actually think that All right, calm down. That was one of the best things you've ever said to me He's gonna cut through a fucking electrical cord Where is the cord? No, no, no, do I can prank you dogs Didn't we that was all a joke, okay, it was all us acting. That's not plugged in. No one ever do that. Okay. No one Okay, yeah, you're right. I'm just gonna call Greg and pretend that I am a um He's gonna fucking know I'm gonna be uh yulia Go more try man be a man am I speaking with Greg? Hello, this is Greg. Hello, Greg. I'm my name. Uh, walla. Uh, me wondering when you start coaching My name is walla. My name is walla The stunt this week is Seeing how quick how long we can kiss So you're gonna spit and I'm gonna use matrix shit because I've watched all three Matt He has I've seen him watch all three. All right So I guess if you're trying to dodge it then I'll do the spinning and then that way it's like even It's part and parcel. Well, yeah, all right, like if if you want to do that Yeah, yeah, I'll work. Yeah, okay. Well as long as you're doing the dodging like I don't mind doing the spinning Make sure you get all the golly shit. I'll do my very best. It's energy. It's vibrations and stuff All right, wait, let me pop up like you pop Let's do it again. Okay Fine, we'll do it again. All right. So the first attempt Michael would fail to Dude, you're not being here So wait like 10 seconds and let me be a snake. I'll count to 10 because I've got a channel. I'm actually a snake right now He's laying eggs 10 nine eight seven six five four three Oh All right, couldn't dodge that one which leads us to our next segment Matthew Brown Gregory Brown, awesome. Works out awesome The headquarters are in Milton, man Oh, he's got so many employees underneath him. He's a morning charge. Everyone goes to him Oh, what am I doing today Matthew? I come into my office. He says I will tell you what to do I am so far up the ranks that I'll fire office cut And the next segment has been renamed to Yeah, we've got three mics now. We're growing up I move we've got three big pretty lights facing us like Jesus We're really going all out. We've got a green screen. Fucking hell. Oh, this is like a proper podcast now Isn't it put it there, man? You know, you know, this is like a proper podcast now Evan crown champion So good Of always maintain that we are invincible one thing's for certain We are the best We're the best, we're the best, best, best, best Oh, we fucking sparks came up at the end. I think they actually make that happen please follow Yeah, we'll have fireworks going on from the back. That would be so fireworks and like big shit