 Clearly, if he could buy the watches, he don't need you to buy this shit. Well, he didn't have one, so I didn't get one. Because he didn't want one. You know why? Because nigga's not thoughtful. You would never think to get yourself a watch case. That's why I got him one. Because he got a lot of watches. He could put four of them in there. You a hater. He still got more. He still got a bunch of watches laid around. You only bought them one? One watch card or one? What about him, too? Wow. Damn, chico, are you fucking with me that only about you one? No, I ain't that nigga no more. You better not show me what you got there. You don't do nothing for nigga. You better stop that. Because you got no fuckers out here believing you don't do shit for nobody. I'll buy you something, but give you money. Why do you need money from me? Man, why do you need money from a nigga? Because that's how we got him. No money. You're not gonna say you needed your money. That's how I go, huh? That's how I go, huh? Nobody said he needed your money. Do you need it? No. See? It goes both ways. I don't need it. You can use it. But you know. How am I gonna tell you that? I like this filter. Make me look. That's cute. Mm-mm. What's wrong? I think you made it. Mm-mm. You just heard what she said. This filter make me look. What about what God made you look like? And that's why I don't use filters. I rarely use filters. Don't stop then. Don't start today. Because the face, you're gonna face. You think that's what it's about? What? It's the titties that put you on. Just saying. Hey, shit. What about my mind? Who cares? We've heard the type of shit you think about. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Nobody is interested in that. So would you like to try the mind today? Nah, just bring me my two regular titties, man. Fuck all that intellectual shit. I hate it here. No, you don't. It is not that bad. You have been the worst. I know that's right. Oh, it's tasty. What? You fucking with it? It's that old people gun. There's no sugar in it. It's sugar-free. That shit don't stick to your dinnerware. Oh, I'm fucking dead. No, don't be dead. Why are you gonna be dead? I don't want to be. You just say I'm dead. I'm dead. What you gonna say when you're dead? I'm dead. That's what her shirts, her memorial shirts gonna say. I'm dead. For real this time. Don't be dead. You gotta speak for positivity. It's 2022. I'm alive don't sound good, though, when I'm, like, laughing. I'm dead, though. Yeah. It's fucked up. People say I'm dying of laughter. I don't believe them people. I like when people say I laugh my ass off. Because that's top tier. In the black community. Anything you can do. LMAO. Anything your ass off is good. Anything your ass off. Fight his ass off. Fight his ass off. Men and girl can grab her ass off. That's the top. Can't nothing beat that. That's true. That's the top tier company. I can do anything with my ass off. Come on now. I'm not good at anything. I can do everything with your ass off. I can do everything with your ass off. Now we talking. Moviata. You'll be a good witness. If I ever did a crime it would be... Call me. Because you don't know shit. Who did what? Excuse me. That's how you supposed to keep it. Fuck that shit. We'll jump this shit off in a second. What's your mind right? I might just pass the paper round and take everybody's gun? Yeah. Damn. Time's been changed out here man. My nigga Chico got a job. No. Chico got a job? Chico got a fucking job. At the radio station. Oh for real? They got me working at the radio. It's really community service. During the morning show. I ain't had a job. 13 years down there. Job is a job. Job is a job man. What are you doing here? I'm growing that blood like an expert. I ain't even look down at it once. That's what we like around here man. Professional shit. Gotta keep that shit real nice. And I think you're probably... You be rollin' up. Come on man. You're from Texas. Texas know how to roll blood. Man most women in Texas can roll a fire's blunt. You roll a blunt. Hell no. Y'all fucking useless. Why not? I think my lips too big. I think your lips too big to roll a blunt. You be coming out soggy. I bet your lips ain't too big to... Yeah. Yeah. I can take you there. Oh yeah. All you got to do is say it like this. Yeah. I'm ready for that name you come on the show. YNJ. Oh he says that all the time? Yeah. J-Wayn, that's a hard little banger you got over there. That is. Motherfucking jokers I can smoke. Talk shit like my heart broke. I'm just talking to this for my good one. Fuckin' with my folks. You can't rap on that. I'm gonna get a couple straws. What would you say to her? Hello. You can't get no money no more. I'm tired of you robbing me. Oh. My bank account in the negative. Come into my show. Talkin' all out. I'm gonna get some new clothes. You didn't did that shit again. She didn't pull me to the set. Like what's up with your friend? I'm like be fuck around too much. You think? You got something on his brain that nigga might walk off and just drive him like y'all crazy to hell. And stay that the band and hit the black blood. Because I know that y'all gonna get together and she need some time. She doing her thing and she be like why you be right here and where she going. Cause I could buy her a new weed. That stuff I thought we was in love. She said you got me fucked up. It's all about the money and expensive hold. That pussy is a killer. They on our show. Talkin' to some other. Then she get the life. Just be chillin' over here and over there. I said you lie. You probably fuckin' that nigga. She said you got me fucked up. I ain't fuckin' no nigga. I said well let me see inside your phone. She told me take my big forehead ass home. I'm like bitch who you talkin' to? She said you the douche. I'm gonna be paid calling that nigga that you. On the phone. And you ain't never coming in my home. You gonna be a badass homeless bitch. That's what I meant. I'm into a new place. Don't tell her where you live. You need no keys to the crib. And walkin' through my kitchen. Be fuckin' niggas. The priests are in a club. Special guests in the house with us today. Family. Related to me. They ain't related to me. They ain't related to me. The sound of poor minds. They poor minds. Like that. See you in a minute. Chico wasn't here the first time we're recording. This is a section 8 hurricane. That's what we call it. Why do y'all call it that? I mean that's what it's called. It's a Capri Sun mixed with some grown folks shit. Oh, okay. And then you take the straw and like you drink it at a bar. Okay? With the gun on the rim, okay. She real hood, bro. She just act like she nothing. Definitely am hood. Definitely act like it. 2022. Last year you was bougie and ratchet. See? I'm still a mixture. I'm a hybrid. There you go. I like that. You're a hybrid. That is a fuckin' special, man. Make your doors for the lovely ladies of poor minds. Exactly one time. Come on the show. I get nervous as fuck. Why? I ain't shit. I'll tell you this like Carlos will be like man you niggas need to step y'all game up, get y'all some money and everybody be like yeah Carlos, you a real nigga. I'll say the same thing. I'll be like yeah you niggas need to step y'all game up, get you some money and they be like why don't you let the horse speak? Shut up bitch. What? You ain't me. I'm a nigga. Nothing. Yeah we can't say anything. We can't say shit. I just gotta address the fact that you and I went viral multiple times. It keeps resurfacing. It keeps resurfacing and I think that's just because you know that the climate is it fits that narrative. It's a lot of people out here who fallen victim to being tricked out here and I think that's the cliff but I never reposted it because it's a full cliff. The whole conversation wasn't even like that. That's how it felt weird. We got a family so I ain't never want to make it seem like we was pile of norm. No of course. But you know what Deputy has said has your perspective changed at all since that conversation? No. Well the next time we go viral I'm posted. I just had to ask before. I'll say the same way. You know what I mean? You felt the same way. It was a great cliff though. I should be capping though. Why you think I be capping? Because you be trying to act like you just be treating niggas horrible. I really don't though. I'm really like I be loving my niggas. What constitutes a nigger being your nigger? What is that? What constitutes a nigger being your nigger? What makes you be able to say? When do you claim ownership of said nigger? If I'm talking to you, you my nigger. Like talking? You know what I mean? You know what benefits are? That's very vague. No, that's vague. This is giving what do you bring to the table? We don't like that question. I ask what's the benefits of being your nigger? That's the table right here. Y'all put yourselves to it. So we might not bring niggas. I ain't bringing shit to the table. Thank you so much for asking. All right. Just test me. Just test me. I ask what's the benefits of being your nigger? I'm not auditioning. I'm just saying. Okay, so if a nigger was doing an interview and they said I'm not doing the interview. I'm talking about one of your niggas. I'm not doing the interview for one of your niggas. I'm asking if a nigger that's your nigger She's sassy. She can't read it. I'm asking if one of the negative aspects of being her nigger, she's not going to listen to shit. I'm not even letting me explain what the fuck I'm saying. If a nigger that deals with you was to do an interview, I'm not saying you. What do you think the things that he would say about the positive aspects of being with you? What's the shit a nigger going to miss if you cut them off? Everything. I'm a nigger. He's not going to miss everything. He's definitely not going to miss you not listening to shit. Definitely. A nigger not going to miss everything. Mmm. I got knock-knock jokes today. Let me get one. Okay, I got a good one. So a nigger going to miss this. Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cal. Move. My five-year-old nephew will shit himself right now. What just happened here? He was littering shit on himself. That would have killed him. That's what I'm saying. We are grown. I think I ain't going to miss that. So you telling me if a girl was getting interviewed, like he said, she's not going to say, oh, I miss Carlos joking around. I don't need to really say shit unless I'm on camera. Really? He is lying. The camera was just off for like an hour. I'm saying, like, in life, when I'm at home being somebody nigger, it might be hours before I say anything. You be tweeting, though. Comedy there comes from me. I'm not just out here talking. My conversation ain't got expenses. Can we talk it for free? Might fuck around and say some good shit. Well, my conversation is still a little bit on the cheap side, so I can still talk. I'm sure you would sit there and talk the nigger to sleep. I do. I'm still waiting on you. Honestly, I'm a great listener on the contrary. What are you laughing? I've been talking all before. Nigger will tell you anything before he fucks. This was after he fucks. He'll definitely tell you anything after he fucks. Especially if that was if it was good enough to want to do it again, he's going to be like, I can't believe you just listen so good. He ain't even saying shit he wants you to know. I'm dead. Give me an example of how you helped a man through a situation that you dealt with. That's the quality of a good listener. This is awful. I should have came with some notes. Yeah, that's like a big interview. I was looking for an imaginary nigger. I'm only asking you the question based off the station. You just made my nigger. If you wouldn't have said that, I wouldn't be asking you about my nigger. These are just the type of conversations people like to see y'all have. Why? Because y'all are a representation. Y'all have a big fan base. But let me say this. One thing that is a misconception of us, we don't represent anybody but ourselves. So I think a lot of people do. They confuse because they be like, I'm like, no, I'm speaking for myself. People subscribe to your perspective. That's all you can speak for yourself. For the women that subscribe to your perspective who might not have figured out the things that you figured out. Moo, interrupting, cow, you already did. That was me and my cow. That was a great job. Me and my cow go far. That's a good name. Because you gotta be comfortable to be able to do some shit like that in front of a camera. Tell a fire joke. That was top tier. See what I'm saying? That level of confidence. That is built up over time. That doesn't just come from... What do you tell women to get to that point? Because it takes a special woman to be confident. But you know what? We actually had a conversation about this the other day. Honestly, I feel like... I'm not even gonna lie to you. For a long time, I was really embarrassed of my personality. Like... I can see that. No, because... You know, black women would be in loud and I'm not just... Financial freedom. I get to wake up and do whatever I want to do every morning because of my personality. I went to Pilates today. A white woman. A healthy queen. That's what I did this morning. And when I left, I had a smoothie. Because I felt like it. Because I can do that now. You know what I'm saying? You see the big shoes? What you told me earlier? Big shoes. Big money. I told her she can't use that $3 joke, my mom. But... For a long time, I was always listening to what social media said what women should be. What should they be? You know. Do women even have a shit the fuck up button? No. You don't never just look around and be like, maybe I should shit the fuck up button? That's never a motion I have. Have we? That's a good quality to have, though. No one wins the shit the fuck up button. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, yes. You do have to know when to be quiet sometimes. But I think that... Society makes women feel like you have to be quiet. Society has changed. Don't even listen to that shit. I mean, we don't. What is the thing you dislike the most out of what society says a woman is supposed to be? What's the shit that irk your nerves when you see... and that not only irk your nerves, but irk you when you see women trying to do that shit. What bothers you the most? Hmm. I think it's when women always feel like they have to agree with everything that men say. That's something that really irritates me that I see women do all the time. It's very like, you know, pickmish. What if they really agree to? Sometimes I think they might, but then sometimes I think that's what they feel like they have to do to get a man or to get attention from men. No. She might get all her niggas just agreeing in the comments. Like being a pickmish, you get all her niggas like this. But the crazy thing is a lot of them always be single. So clearly that's not where they need to be. So clearly that's not where they need to be. In a relationship, they get niggas. Everybody gets niggas. Niggas ain't hard to get. But what I'm saying though is it's really hard to find a spot to get the kind of shit that you want to get all the time. Like if you... You know what I'm saying? You need to play the lottery. You need to play the lottery if your luck works like that. You need to play the lottery if your luck works like that. Something that's going to get on Instagram every day and post three outfits and money and four fire cards because that's how they get their hoes. You can't knock away somebody to get their hoes. But things are... I can't knock it, but we can label it as corny. It is. Yeah, for you. How you get your hoes? Now you can't use it no more. Niggas don't be like, I heard that shit. Give me something else. So you get your niggas telling jokes. I do. Let me be honest though, because you said what do women do like that society, I'm not going to sit up here and say I'm the baddest bitch in the world, but when people look at my Instagram, they see the titty, they see the ass, they see the waist missing. And a lot of times people like to put women that look a certain way in a box. So when I meet niggas a lot of times they follow in the badass shit and then you hear her talk and you be like, huh? She going to be fine with a sex ass voice and then she make a video. And then I feel like you don't sound like zero. Sounding like money bag yo and shit. I mean we from this beat me there, it's a pleasant surprise. I agree with that. You offended that you get the type of energy that your Instagram displays like if let's say a man goes on your joint and sees you with the ass and the titties out and all that and he greets you with that energy are you offended by that? No, I'm not. That's what I show a little ass about. But I mean I'm fine though, even if I even get approached like that I'm a curvy woman. I can't hide this no matter what I have on. I just think that I'd be mad this way but I feel like it's the same thing like you know like you said men will post they money, post they cars and stuff. So if I approach them like hey I need my rent pay, why you mad? It's like a nigga being on the Instagram holding guns and all this type of shit. If I'm like hey man I need a nigga shot wait a minute. Shoot me. I don't be posting. I think that's what you can ask me though is how do I do well. How you get your hold? I don't like it like me. I always say you know me. So that's how you get your hold? I don't have no game. I can honestly say I wrote two yes no maybe in my life that's the only time I've ever asked a woman to mess with me. Bro you like I didn't know this is my real friend I got to help him. You got to start trying then. No I don't. Bro you done had all this fun just not trying I'm telling you. I need to try. Listen to me. I'm not trying. Listen to me. That's not who I am. You know me Loze we left and right. We be out. Oh man. Listen if I see you and you could be there niggas been getting on me by this Chico wait a minute. Chico a woman to be just staring like niggas being say something to her. What's a fucking good bank robbery without a good shootout? You say what? What's a good bank robbery without a good shootout? A successful one. That's what a bank robbery without a shootout is. I'm very successful one. No man. I'm about to success rate babe. Oh fuck You're not like me. You're in the comfort zone. You're a good woman. That's not it. That's not it. You're not missing out on a good woman. You're missing out on some fun shit. I'm telling you man. You gotta go out here and you gotta take it. Fuck yeah. That's what he's gonna do. Carlos leave like a shootout shot. I'm going in that bitch. What's she doing? I'm going in. That's what we like. We need the energy. We need the women to approach you. That's not that I like it. It's just what it is. I don't know. That's right. I just sell it for who? Like 700 pounds. I wouldn't know what fun is. That's just the way it worked out for you. It ain't worked out for me that way. I've seen the business who like you. It's some baddies. Some motherfucking baddies. I'm talking about. They know he ain't gonna respond. He don't get on social media. They don't even look at him. You blocking up the passers-by. What's it like being around Chico and Carla? They do be estimated. All the time. It's giving sex to them. Make sure you tell them. There's something about being around that nigga. Carlos you could be wet the whole time. I love to stay wet the whole time. That's what it's just wet. In or in. And that's another reason why I don't. I'm not approaching women because women can become offended by my mentality. We're not excited that you're approaching. I'm not the nigga that's gonna be in a relationship or be with one woman. I'm very settled down, but I'm settled down with a one man. The general consensus of what it means to be in love and love somebody. somebody who's gonna believe all of this shit right there with you right you right this podcast is sponsored by better helping 85 South show listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash 85 South. Hey what's up y'all it's your boy DCL Fly. 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ask you do you want to come play with me but if you come over me and say can I play I'm like here's the rule you'll never have a team I'm good you know I'm just like that most women say they want a man to keep it 100 with them but you ain't never had a nigga keep it 20 with you so you don't know what that other 80% entail so when you meet a nigga that's really keeping it real with you your natural reaction is gonna be like what the fuck you just say account 20 in the 80 and 20 is a hundred okay I'm not a mad person either so but I just I'm not the person that's gonna be I don't know I just different I was raised different I don't see things the way niggas see them now I don't give a fuck about what nobody think about me like look at my shit this is with the you stop acting like you don't that's the problem you still you'll see some shit know it's dead and still act like you ain't no way you see you know what I appreciate that's one of your qualities you like good as a mom because I know goddamn well this shit look exactly the same right here no we did in my face and said it's feeling in a little bit I like that that's one of the benefits that is a good quality the name that is your quality you able to look at nigga in the face and make him feel alive and make him feel good in a mom fucker that is the best that she boosts confidence all the way you feel like I'm good at boosting every woman that deal with you know how special you gotta be the fuck with a nigga who think like me I know that love everybody who love me you know what I would say Chico is his his whole man said he like every nigga think like him but they hit only after they did not really fuck with you this is this is a nigga thoughts on the way out his shit just never went back to regular so he gonna be he out there so we did you start feeling this way like when did you adopt he was like six I bet no it wasn't that early I should be full of shit like every other nigga that man and like I said growing up I never had a problem with getting women women have always liked me my whole life so they know and I've always been able to be charming and all that so it really was like probably when I when I first got out here in the world it started to have to build my life as a man yeah I'm very self-reflective I've always had to be very I don't I wasn't raising the environment with gray area existed nigga this what it is this what it ain't so I always had to reflect on the reality of who I am and once I did that it was like nigga this is what I believe this is what I want to do this is how I see myself then and you only lie when you're free I love myself I wish I would have to pretend to be another type of nigga for a woman to like me I'm just not your kind of nigga and I want you to find them and I'm not gonna stand in the way you get into that nigga that's the most commendable shit in the world part of my heart black sometimes I'm just gonna jump in there and fuck that nigga find them when you find them and until you find them here I am I wouldn't feel comfortable with a woman making me the source of her unhappiness like because I'm dishonest or I mean but still you can do that but now I can not feel like I did anything wrong to you once you did it but you know you didn't shit wrong that's the that's the best part about it you as a nigga you're still gonna catch the same hell whether you're a good nigga or a bad nigga it's no you can do all the shit right and you're still gonna get treated like a nigga that's very true because that's the society that we live in they treat everything like the worst you can be treated is like a nigga like a black male right and that's true that's the worst treatment so that's the condition that they put us in so we already lose it before we even play right but the thing is it's about value I don't I would never view myself as what a motherfucker see me as no what whatever you see me as that's your opinion that's your right but I'm a hell of a nigga I'm one of the greatest one of the greatest niggas that I've ever planted so I'm gonna walk in that reality so regardless of whether or not you try to pretend like I'm not dead that's on you but this how this how they see us though you ever seen like some kids playing and then they playing tag and the other little kid be like no I'm playing baseball we're like okay you out no I'm playing football the game changed every time you think that you fucking playing the game but like I can commend you for that because a lot of times I'm not a woman like I don't believe in what you believe in and I'm okay with that I don't I feel like um tell the truth no I do think that it's crazy to think that a man is going to be with one person for the rest of their life and for women too some women as well we were not built to be with one woman but he's gonna fuck a few more I mean right that's what I'm saying but what I'm saying is for you to approach a woman or a woman approach you and y'all start talking and you let her know what type of man you are niggas don't do that it'd be like six months later you find out who a niggas really is and by this time you are at the level who you think he is and that's where shit gets looked up I think most men think like Chico though so they're not telling them they're not telling them they just don't have multiple beaches they mean sneaky about it this is why I'm mad at y'all because y'all like y'all act like we ain't shit by itself and it's really a two-way street and y'all better at being not shit at the wheel but here's the thing that's fucked up here's the thing that's fucked up y'all will find out that a nigga ain't who we pretending to be and make him believe you still think that he is absolutely you don't even know everything I know oh my god you see what I'm saying so that's when shit becomes a game though because if you would have kept it written not you but if the nigga would have kept the real from day one then we don't have to play games back and forth but now I know you play now I got to play this is the thing that happens with this brand of shit a nigga keep it real but since they think it's so much more better than niggas they not gonna accept it's always better niggas it's not it's not always better niggas for what there are niggas that's gonna do more to shit that you want them to do but I feel like you're not happy like if you in a situation that you're dealing with somebody and you're not happy it's always a better nigga that you can be okay so why would you get with this better nigga you'd be missing this other nigga why would I be missing you though if I'm not happy but even if you even if you get with you're going back to the worst shit you ever had that's how you learn how to spend the block I don't spend the block I only messed with one person once that's what you in there but I didn't speak it but I didn't speak it and it got spun it did it did you let the worst nigga you fuck with come back one night come on thank you but thank you but that's human nature you like the motherfucker who treats you a little bit fucked up oh that's like it that's big fat like it I don't think that you're going back to is the motherfucker who treated you the worst I don't I don't agree well I'm not on there in the hand so if you let me come back in your life and I'm spending the block thank you you're right thank you I agree with that I like a little cake but as I say you said it's a better nigga if you get if you're not happy now don't you think that that's your fault that you're not happy because whatever foundation you started with you ain't building it on the foundation that's real because you constantly changing and that's why maybe I'm not happy no more ain't nobody's doing that new shit that you like absolutely that nigga going not do the shit that you like to but that's what I'm saying you're right happiness does come from inside and that might be the reason why I'm not happy with you anymore maybe I have outgrown don't say me because they don't think it's really me that is because that's the way we be looking at y'all so anyways yeah in the matter of months no more we know what that's so what made you like the nigga initially change in three days what are you basing liking niggas all because they got to be very vain for you to stop liking a nigga in three days what the fuck are you basing your liking nigga ooh you got toes and fingers I fuck with you like honest with you though I do feel like I definitely have custom people off possibly for some vain reasons like I can't deal with a nigga with a black toe nil well that should go to let you know she ain't fucking with me I just got my shit fixed up my shit was got there but I ain't for years it wasn't but I wish a motherfucker would have been like your toenail black well you know how quick I find something you ain't never seen wrong with you you try to talk about my how does a toenail turn black man we man we we don't give a fuck about certain things because a lot of us like playing sports and a lot of drop shit all of niggas specifically left and went at least one time wearing boots born a pair of Jordans that wasn't a size because that was the last one yeah you ever tried to walk you ever wore you have some red bottoms before yeah you haven't walked your nose for like a long period of time yeah that was make your feet feel niggas push through every day niggas niggas push right through their pain niggas be in that motherfucker feet knuckled up so you're saying this is how you put the niggas out here when you this niggas out here that we got heel fangs from joint thirties you wear 11 you got a nine you know your feet fucked up your toe knuckles used to be bleed no I ain't never did it too many times but I've been at enough time man this would be the perfect time to stop and tell all the niggas if you find a woman that accepts your feet keep her please yeah please that's how many niggas fuck what they don't keep you but not me keep i'm gonna see niggas at the beach with socks on yeah I had a nigga I fucked a nigga in a shower with socks on yeah because he must have heard you say this shit I told you missy my black toe they're like gonna notice I big my dick on it nigga was missing the whole toe that's why i'm in the shower he was in the shower with socks on yes and that's when I knew his feet was fucked up but you still let him fuck him though he was my boyfriend but this is when I was younger I think that's when I had the revelation that I couldn't fuck with a nigga with a black toe nil that's great what's something you can't take on the nigga I don't like missing side to see them okay missing side to black toe nil which one of your you know what I can honestly say I don't have a type if you look at all my niggas they all look different I don't have anything that's just like oh my god it's gross like I'm a person I like hygiene so if I see a nigga and I'm like noticing like he don't brush his teeth when we wake up in the morning or you don't wash your face or I come to your house you ain't got no lotion it be shit like that that turns me off but there's nothing physically um that turns me off like specific like you talk to a nigga with a missing side no yeah well I'm missing side to get like that's something obviously but I feel like why you ain't clipped one in like I mean yeah I'm missing side walking around with a big ass gap right there I don't I don't like that you don't care about anything and honestly yeah if I'm afraid but if I was on the first date with a nigga that he was missing a side to fall and be like where did it go bro when you be mad as fuck you I'm missing the front of my head as fuck if I got a bitch a sad tooth and she cheated that's one thing I might take back for me but if I buy you a tooth and you cheat on me bitch you give me my tooth back and then what you're gonna go put it in the next take this back that's so corny it's tacky I take a tooth back I'm gonna go ahead you know how are you gonna get it back that's what I wanted to know I don't know well you know I mean like the two for a good day teeth wait till you fall asleep I know a girl that's beautiful is missing the side too she doesn't even get a new tooth because that's not his responsibility that's so she got a ass you know I do that want to fulfill some shit that you don't think need to be fulfilled if you confident enough to walk around like that I love your confidence but what I don't know I believe I believe if she asked him to even fix it I leave but why do I have to ask because if you don't you're comfortable with it that's like if if my toenail black and you see it and you say I can't stand there I'm like well bitch so what my other hoes do and I leave that mean I'm comfortable with it but if I'm like yeah me neither what can I do that mean you can help me so if she was to have expressed that she needed a side to what she felt like her side to made her feel insecure or uncomfortable I'd be like you know what she just be like what all of these deal breakers three shots of liquor you're gonna be crying saying you missed that shit I missed it too close mother fucker to miss the black she had this mold on that and the funny thing is I don't I got bamboos remember I talked to that nigga and I didn't know he was missing us how did he hide that from me he was gonna like that but see I like to think I'm a pretty funny bitch so I made that nigga laugh real hard one time and then that's when I seen the tooth was missing that's what that's how you get to see it ladies you gotta make the nigga laugh hard they're gonna be like you gotta tell that tell that fucking nothing that he's gonna forget to do these because it's gonna be so funny he's gonna cover it see if I'm not fucking they keep doing this I'm gonna think they breath snake it might be that that's something I can't take that I can't take no funky brown I'm talking about the ones that you eat your lipstick like one of my friends she was fucking with this cafe nigga he was like one of these dudes at the school everybody went to school with you gonna be like she had kissed him and like she literally had to go home and like scrub her lip because she said like it was lingering like the smell was lingering we need a little transplant it's a scientific term for the periodontal disease yeah you gotta give what's called a deep scale cleaning baby don't stop letting that nigga buy you the Chanel person yeah they can take you to the dentist yeah you need love but yes we love the things but honestly eggs in the shoes like get y'all finances in order like if I may give you money get your money or did something for me I was paying off my credit card you should I am debt-free I still have a smidgen a smidgen a smidgen zero dead that's a lesson zero with me with women that I deal with hey what's up it's Clayton English tired of dealing with the hassle of traditional 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knowing that it's some Xbox one and the ps5 out here because I need to learn back in the day you need to learn no I mean he's been learning up this nigga and had this motherfucker since it came out yeah but I didn't I remember when nigga did you beat all the game did you beat it be keep it up you don't need to upgrade what you guys are doing with it did certain things for my mama growing up I wish it meant that it said yeah the dog on this one the dog on this one right let me say this let me say this you're right he's like unstoppable yeah I'm gonna come back okay help me watch this when the PlayStation was out and I still had a sake of Genesis the niggas were just coming over there to fuck with my mama seeing me play Sonic knowing that god damn crash bandicoot was out but I think it was helping my mama help me get that I had to get out there in the streets on my own and get my shit that's all you look like I'm gonna come near me I'm gonna become the nigga I wish my mama for that because a lot of young black and you know kids don't have a positive you know influence so even if you just get in the box you know that's not all the way through it is don't want the positive influence in front of what you mean the nigga be positive but it don't be glamorous what like a janitor this nigga trash man niggas don't want they're not listening to him not as fake as they don't listen to him and they mama ain't help because they mama was like you gotta stop judging people what you think they do right right because a nigga might be a garbage man but this nigga might not touch no garbage you don't touch the leaf or the thing that nigga might not even get on the truck that nigga down there putting information in the computer ain't routing the truck that nigga is a garbage engineer being a garbage man I feel like you know people as long as you're making an honest with him but not only that what you do for a living has nothing to do with your character when I say nothing is wrong with being right he was talking about kids I see kids don't listen to a positive influence I'm not saying that I'm garbage man great motherfucker they are we need them but it's like it's so many jobs that ain't nobody ever told you that they had you fucked with a garbage man I just said I wouldn't you wouldn't I would not okay well check this out think it's all about garbage recognition because this is just this is job you know some garbage man I had to make up for the two three hundred thousand woman who drove the garbage truck yeah thank you for saying that now now I just had to show a couple weeks ago at the start of the lady told me she made the most money in the room I said what I said what a single lady said who make the most money and the lady said I do I said what you do driving for a gliff and I was like ain't nobody even gonna challenge this y'all have to let me leave with this strong ass lady with your eyes when you see how sexy some of them seem a certain job who they're making two hundred thousand dollars it's sometimes man it's been to make that guy you have to know that they are there are some you working for the city we know somebody that does but he makes it we know somebody you didn't know what her job was she took a long time to tell you and then you find out that they use her pussy to make them fake pussies they sell at the store you're gonna make a killing but I'm trying to figure out if you make it that kind of money you still driving the truck what does what a man make got to do with you it don't so why does it matter what he made it do that what do you mean it don't matter see it don't know it don't got to do with me but it matters I'll say this person and I have goals and I want somebody that can at least match what I'm doing and what I have going on so I'm not saying you got to be worth fifty million dollars to fuck with me but so you said ambition and I was striving to do better so if you have a job and you make it twenty thousand dollars a year but are you trying to do better are you trying to do more and is it like something that's like realistic whether you sold me and they was like the manager of Taco Bell I'm talking about this shit okay and then you have to go to Taco Bell manager of Taco Bell but we create scenarios that have never happened y'all create scenarios that always happen because y'all are in control of the situation so you mean to tell me this is what I'm saying this is what I don't understand about women when they're coming to shit like that you say God wouldn't make your soul mate he would make twenty thousand a year till I got to where twenty thousand was one shit and that's what I'm saying but you can be somebody and know that though but here's the thing that I understand about some money ambition be able to make you feel safe be able to fight be able to tell your jokes make you laugh be able to be able to fuck on top of that y'all and then have the audacity for that nigga to only fuck with you you said that way wrong you said all the way wrong bring it back whoa what did she say y'all did you say the only thing she said she didn't say that she said she said she said that's the only dick you said whoa no that's why I said I'm saying for a woman I wasn't saying but the thing is you're missing you say but the thing is a nigga can't make twenty thousand but he can suck his own dick then that you can suck your own dick you're too talented to make twenty thousand potential no stop stop don't need to come up and just state this like niggas ain't on they Kevin sam you with shit out here I'm a high volume man bitch can you cook can you do all this y'all set the standard y'all set the tone it's not until a man get to a point where he unless he just a hell of a nigga from the gate that he can establish like look if you can't cook if you can't suck big this way if you can't fuck this good and I ain't fucking with you and then be the niggas they got women that's lined up the fuck yeah based on what they have yeah so it don't work that way it's always the nigga that gotta come and be the audition that y'all got the audition table in front of your pussy and I got to show up hello my name is Anthony Bean and I'm here to audition for a role in that pussy and you might get to tell me what your qualities are well uh but that's because you're coming at us we're not used to the niggas y'all been trying to get y'all to get back from the whole little Kerstin couch era now y'all want to cast the couch nigga that's what it y'all be in there with little skirts on and cross your legs slow like have a seat next to me I feel like that with the kind of work that I do what kind of work is that do you look outside see that Range Rover out there yeah that's paid for and it is see look courtesy of some african prince he was never been to america he was not as fucking up somebody else social security numbers and you say he was you know now you've been warmer with the niggas right we all been the auditions the niggas come out he already got the little paper rolled up in his head yes I got that motherfucker man good luck bro good luck you walk out to see the other niggas this audition and you like I ain't got a shot this nigga six seven in the type of pictures of the niggas you like I ain't seen all right damn this nigga got sandals on the show with toes ain't black like but but we somebody niggas that wears sandals like when women hit on you and that's not that I like just the way it is but right the way it is so when a woman hits on you you don't kind of like make them audition and listen no like it's no need for auditioning because I look at it like that's gonna make it sound like you're fucking me no men are all professors and when you take y'all have been to college all of them yes yes we all professors some are better than others some are greater than others some are horrible but the job of your professor if you took college courses the first thing you do the first week of class is what you laying out the syllabus you going over the syllabus so you have a choice as the weather now this is a class you want to stay in before the drop period that's what I'm doing the moment a woman say anything to me or act like she got in the interest here's the syllabus this is what this class entails this is this this is that this is this some shit you can fuck with okay cool now you can stay but you know now you can so anybody can like agree with the syllabus like if you agree with the syllabus you get an automatic pass because that's what it sounds like it depends on the person you gotta execute you gotta execute you can't just fail the course like that's wasting my goddamn time but how do you know if they're gonna execute you have to give them a chance to see if they're gonna know once you read this shit like you know how some people say you ain't never got to do no quizzes right my class is the first day you come in you ain't got the book you gotta have but that's audition me that's audition you already fail but that's the audition it's not an audition because you have to do it that's the report you have a choice that's a prerequisite I don't know I think I think I like the audition better I'm trying to talk to these hoes like Prince write your number down you get away with it if you perm for shit this is why we're in trouble first thing I'm about to kick off the couch nigga got a pair of those it's not because he a prince fan y'all work so important for y'all be shown no it's just been uh infiltrated she is a clone this bitch is working for the government we talked about this that's the point of it right there low hey but what is in this whole outfit and she got it so you mean to tell me you will fuck with a digger that said look baby hey baby it's from the front it's never from the back you just that face there was like the face with follow this white make that face you don't ask her that is judging I've never I've never done it I just said that was just what you do I would I said this on our show before I absolutely would it's called pegging so you're gonna stop trying people like that I'm gonna start what you're gonna stop trying first of all men need to understand not me that you do with a woman is not considered gay you can't do anything with a straight woman and you're a straight man nothing is gay for and then second of all men were proven men have you have a g-spot man that's so I've never gone fine that's so busted my life but I'll ever have you know how much better I'm gonna let you with us let me tell you something I didn't even know that I was I mean we'll see that I was in the camp until you said that no no no no now I know what else was wrong with that yeah it ain't not just ball out of g-spot it ain't even one g-spot in this relationship and she got it yeah that's a lie you got one too though it's so extra it's right under the base of my penis so you mean to tell me if you met a man and he told you he liked that you wouldn't that wouldn't raise no eyebrows at all it made you raise a little eyebrows let me see let me see I mean you do that you look like you from whoville nobody got them requirements man man all right now let's talk about other people who can get away with shit because we ought to fuck around with somebody who didn't fit none of us. Who am I going to fuck with all this shit? Right. We done all got damn lit a few months. But that's what we call transitional days. Ain't really even supposed to be wearing shorts in this motherfucker. Come on in. What's up? Nobody wants to meet. Just go, don't meet a goddamn thing tonight. Nobody wants to be alone. I don't care what nobody says. Nobody is OK with spending seven days a week by theirself 24 cents. Hell yeah, because your private parts can start to recognize your hand. Exactly. Mine be like, aw, here is bitch gold. Here is bitch gold, brother. She be tired of this shit. You don't just pay me with this ass. So you just hand it. No, no, I have toys. I'm not going to be tired. Some people embrace loneliness, though. Like, loneliness don't scare everybody. But it's a balance, though. Yeah, but you can't let that be the thing that make you make the thing that makes you happy. Or how you pick them up. You know, a few people, you ain't, you shouldn't have to. They fucked a lot of people out of them. That's not what we're talking about. I have no problem with it, man. And I have had some, and that's the thing about me. I stand on it. It's a motherfucker I fucked with. And I got some hand from that I, nigga. They be like, hurt? Yeah, nigga. Let me explain the night, though. Well, I'm saying it was a dark and stormy night. Lost in the land. And then came a hand. You were mad at me. I didn't walk right near. You were in 2012, man. Yeah, dude. We all did that. You know what I'm saying? But that's the thing, like, as a man, we got to fucking understand it, though. I take it, like, y'all a little bit better, you know, take a little bit better care of your puzzles than we take care of our dicks, because we do. He said, not me, nigga. I mean, now, now, I mean, every man should get to a point where they treat their dick like they're supposed to care enough. I treat my dick like my social now. It's like, you just can't get this motherfucker. You fucked my life up. Why didn't you always treat it like that? Because I'm a nigga, and I do nigga shit. And from time to time, I still do nigga shit. Do you do nigga shit? And I would never, ever let anyone believe that I'm not capable of doing nigga shit, because that's what niggas do. I'm just not driven by nigga shit, no more. I was told a story recently. And it blew my mind. Tell it. Uh-oh. I'm scared. So I was talking to these dudes. Because I want to know if one of y'all had indeed this shit before. OK. So I was talking to this dude. And he was telling me how he fucked a bitch, a pregnant girl. And it wasn't his baby, though. I would never done it. The kid was not his son. I would. I've never done it. I would. Yeah, I would. And then to top it off, it was a threesome. How far along was she? I don't know. She was showing. A threesome with another man? Was it a train or a threesome? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. A train and a threesome is the same thing. A train and a threesome is different. She said that all the time. And I said that. A threesome is different. A threesome is a threesome. A train. A train. It's a threesome. It's not. Y'all are so ridiculous. Men are so afraid of words. It's crazy. It's a train. No, no, no, no, no. Men just actually use the words as they was intended to be. A thing. If you. Because I suck at the 90's deal and they're hitting me from the back. It's a threesome. We're all engaged in a sexual act. That's a train. It's crazy. And I hit it when we saw you hit it. You don't need a train. You got to be fair. Hold on. We got to be fair. That's a train. You got to be fair. A version of a threesome. What? A girl version of a threesome is a threesome. Like if a woman wanted to have a sex. No, a girl version of a threesome is with another woman. What? I saw it. What they don't want a threesome, they want to get spit roast. They're going to be a Hawaiian hog that is about. Put it into the ground. Yeah. Slow turn it. I've had two weeks in one. I haven't either. Me? Me? Have you ever had a train? What a threesome is, which I said, I feel like it's two women. Yeah, I've had a threesome, but no, I've never had sex with two men in it. Have you ever had sex with two men? I've had a threesome with two women. Okay. And a man, but I've never had a threesome with two men and just me. See, why you been yelling this? What's the difference? Huh? What's the difference? If it's not a difference, then why do you say it? Because it's a threesome. It's not a train. I feel like men like to use the word train. They feel like, oh, we not touching each other. We degrade. No, no, I ain't on some weird shit. Exactly. And it's a threesome. Anytime you get butt-naked with another man, and it's like... It's a threesome. I feel like you're wild and fuck-a-pulling your dick out in front of another nigga. I don't judge. I try not to judge. We don't kink shame, but at the same time, it's like it is what it is. You know what? Three people in the room having an orgasm. You know what? That's the day, man. You don't want to be the nigga to get naked too fast. See, y'all, see, where you gonna take clothes off is the same. Because now it's so many different kinds of people. We boy. You don't... Niggas, now it's different kinds of people. Y'all can even invite it to this shit. We all... Y'all said y'all didn't fuck with men early. Yeah, she... All the states of matter. Liquid. Niggas, it's about 75 now. It's about man and woman. And it's about 75 more motherfuckers now. He ain't got nothing to bounce. They don't be in the garbage. What about men with titties? I'm telling you. I hate it here. It's too... It's too many species. You know something from guy on the bathroom. That's the right thing to do. How do you know the scientific term for that shit? I hate it here. I'm telling you. It's dead. She's not the only person that answered my question. What's that? He said he would have sex with a pregnant lady. Would you have a threesome if she's showing? With a... With a pregnant? Yeah. With a pregnant woman. That's not your baby. Yeah, I wouldn't. So you wouldn't tell who is pregnant and it's not your baby. So how would you feel if you had a girl pregnant and she was letting another nigga shit nut on your baby forehead? That is too... That is too... First of all, see gravity. And it's not not gonna... First of all... Oh, he's gonna... I can imagine. If that was to happen... If that was to happen... Mama! I'd be having these dreams. Then I would explain that it wasn't me. That was your mama out here doing what your mama did. You must be mad though. She's been pregnant and she out here fucking other niggas. How can I be mad? That's her pussy. Okay, that's real. That's my baby. But that's her pussy. You wouldn't be mad. What the fuck? I'm not mad if nothing a woman do with her pussy. It's yours. That's the real shit. What you mean? If you're pregnant... Like, partner, y'all exes now but she was out here fucking somebody else while she was pregnant with your child. What's gonna make me think that she not doing that anyway? Mm-hmm. That's not... That's the thing about it. You don't have to... I don't think myself being pregnant... You can be living with a mother fucking. If they don't fuck off, they're gonna fuck off whether she's pregnant or not. That's what I mean. You're right. You don't have to... These conditions don't change shit. People get married. People be pregnant. They fucking gonna be. I know that it couldn't happen but I would be too scared it might hit my baby head or something. No. That's not how it works. Supposedly. I know that. I just would not hit you. He's gonna be like, he's gonna have a thing. He's gonna have a thing. The pussy downstairs. The baby upstairs. Yeah. I'm not so smart. He put a whole load of pocket in there. The pussy downstairs. The pussy downstairs. The pussy downstairs. The pussy downstairs. That was real. He said, go and get your... he said, go and get your fuck on. The baby. Pussy, pussy. Alright, stop, that's enough. Lame niggas let that dare drive him crazy. That's real. I don't give a fuck about whether who a woman... as long as whoever you fucking don't bring me no problems, fuck on them. I don't give a fuck. I don't like that. That's gonna be my new bottle. Fuck on them. Fuck on them. As long as they don't bring me no problems, because my main concern is when I come around is you're still fucking me. Do you still want to do that? You still want to do that? The fuck do I care about what you do when I'm not around? I'm not a wizard. I don't care about what I can't control. What? What are you? These things, you know, wait a minute. I feel it. Is this bitch enjoying another nigga? It's even that so right. I'ma tell you what, if you feel it, that's how she's a- It is already spreading. Exactly. The only way you can prevent it is if you have a time machine, because ain't nobody ever stopped nothing. Right. From not like- I wish I had a time machine. What the? I ain't wish I had a time machine that's gonna be you, my name. No. And then you watch all these Marvel movies. Even the superheroes can't get the woman they want. Who? Spider-Man doesn't save the bitch off 150 fucking Bill Scrapers on. He didn't flew him up a car all the way. That's his bitch. Mary Jane is his bitch. Nigga, Superman took the bitch to outer space. He flew the bitch literally around the world. If a nigga's like me to outer space, we can do whatever you like. I'm telling you, man, he wouldn't be so near black. And you don't know till you get up there. You don't know till you get up there that it's so near black. But you in space now. But that's how he fucked it up, going out of space. Ain't no turn around. I might have to come back. You say that now, you don't know how easily accessible space for the beat. It's not that fucked up. I mean, you right. That's why I ain't bringing any for it. That's why it's two hour drive. Two hour drive for the moon. Okay, but wait. You drove there? You can. You don't want us to. But they're everybody about to see what you doing after breakfast. Okay, let's go to Pluto real quick. Man, you in the truth. And whatever happens to Earth, the rich people is leaving us. They found another place. What is really going on out here, you'll go, you'll lose your goddamn mind. And that's why they won't tell us shit. Because what if we really already out there be, hey, we need to get our phones together. We couldn't be on the moon looking at the whole Earth, nigga. Yeah. We could be right now. The shit that we think is the moon is the Earth that we... That's the whole Earth. That's the whole Earth, nigga. This is why I don't smoke weed. Because I would really be over here. But that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. You got a natural sun. And the sun ain't shit, but the new planet forming. We ain't going to be around long enough to see that shit. And the motherfuckers who going to stay on that shit going to look back at this shit like the moon. And then all people, all people don't understand all religion is based around the sun. Like, you know, Jesus is called the sun. And all that. The sun is the only thing that you see. And you can see it every day. And no matter if you see it, it's up there. It's... Am I hard? It ain't me and be should be. You know what I mean? So I'm just saying. What was y'all smokin'? And you know the sun, the sun, you don't smoke it black. This is... I feel... I feel educated. It's that scientific weed. Well, you just called a little learnin'. Ain't nobody learned how to manifest it. I know that's right. You know. You get too deep. And then you have to look at the camera and say... Welcome back to 85 South Show. You got to just bring it back. You know, we got a lot of unpopular... Yes, yes. ...questions. Again, you still with him? You still fuck with your favorite nigga? You miss your favorite nigga? I do, but I don't fuck with him. Wow. Oh, I got... Cheer, I'm happy. Like from the side, guys, you like... Knew that nigga was great. No, we be like... Oh, yeah. No, but no, we don't behave. Because honestly, I don't want to say it. You can say what you want. He had actually, when he see what we had going on, he was like, oh, let's work. And we was like, yeah, nah, we good. So both of y'all got favorite niggas the same nigga? Yeah, yeah, we got the shit on him. We finally got the shit on him, and it felt good. Y'all, both of y'all got favorite niggas the same? No. Oh, okay. We don't fight like that. No, we don't fight like that. Definitely a situation where it was like, okay. So what made him your favorite nigga and why you stopped fuckin' with him? Mmm. That's... That's a little too detailed. I'm sorry. It's like, why? You never talked to us. Classified information. We're gonna have to chat after the show. Chica, you haven't asked them in five summers. You gotta separate them. Fight, fight. They each other's lawyer. You gotta ask them this shit individually. They each other's lawyer. Well, you gotta answer every question that you ask. My favorite nigga, I feel like, because honestly, I do feel like he really cared about me and he did a lot to kind of change my life, if that makes sense. Hold on. Let me ask you. A life-changing reason. You ever been the chick favorite nigga? Yeah. You knew? I knew he was gonna say it. He's everybody favorite nigga, let him tell it. Nah, I'm not sayin' that. I'm sayin' that. I'm not sayin' that. Like, if it was a nigga, she'd not be askin' one of your old chicks that question. Dude, you think chick would think of you? It's a shame. It's a shame. What she think of you was when the nigga say, well, you do you miss your favorite nigga? And then she like, yeah, but I ain't gonna say who it is. Do you think you would be that nigga? Yeah, she would pull out the little shrine. Ooh, this is me havin' shrines? I'm feelin' it. Oh, they cut up this man's head. Yeah. Poppily. A shrine? He ain't that. What are the qualities of a favorite nigga? From y'all perspective. What are the qualities of a favorite nigga? I like men who are supportive. No, not men. Your favorite nigga. My favorite nigga is supportive. He love me so much. He's just like, feel your person. Yeah. He is. He love me so much. If you had to, if you got to feel your nigga, what would your nigga look like? What would be the character, I don't understand. What you mean you don't understand? You know. No, I mean, I feel like you know. This is what y'all can do for men, like y'all can give them perspective. I'm still tryin' to figure out if I'm a favorite nigga, though. I'm like, I wonder who's my favorite nigga. But honestly, sometimes your favorite nigga can be somebody else's nigga. You ain't never thought about that? No. You ain't never thought about if he was a woman's favorite nigga? No. You never thought about a favorite nigga. I ain't never thought about it. Your only nigga, I just want to be the favorite. I gotta be your favorite nigga. Period. I just want to be your favorite nigga. I ain't gotta be your only nigga. I just want to be your favorite nigga. Move. No, no. I don't want to be moved. I don't know. You want to be the only nigga in the family. You are reaching for the stuff. That's why I'm the favorite, because I'm the only nigga. No, you're never gonna be the only. Ain't never gonna be the only. Yeah, never gonna be the only. You wanted me to do that? Yes. He was ready, too. I knew it. He was in there pointin' at me and pointin' at him. I have a titty. No. No, no, no. You're smart. What are you? I'm the smartest. Show me how to do this problem. Everybody in front of you. They're gonna take my nigga Clayton on you. Get the hair off a thing. No. They're just gonna see, all they're gonna see is a little camera. I tried to choke her. No. Get the camera off. But no reason. They're gonna be at the time, means what the time is, then. I'll see you when Clayton drops a shot. And then y'all see me with Dre in my own, Dre in my own for anything. You can shake Dre right here. She be like, huh? No. For real? Dre is, but no, it's not. I think if you look at Dre and tell you, get the really latest of her, she gone, oh, shit. She's a very sexual person, but it's not a bad thing. That's just who she is. She's flirty. She's sexy. That's who she is. Like, she don't, a lot of times people will think that Dre is flirting with them and she's just not, she's just talking. You get hurt by herself, boy. I know when that door closes. Trust me, I'm safe through my own tour. I bet. But we ain't gonna. You gotta come and pour mine. We'll give you the tea. You're going there, they'll tell you. You probably suck a bullet out of jam guns. And I sinked it. Ain't no. I sinked it. Wait a minute, was you actively watching or you was peeping? No, she was an act thief. No. I'm saying was she actively watching? We had two different situations. So y'all going to tell some shit that ain't supposed to be told? We are the same. We got this plenty of times on our show. I want to hear it. What happened? Which one? Which time? Was the better one. That was both good. It was. The better one, you would have. If you had the, if the world was to see one, which one would be good? The first time it happened, it was when I had first moved out here and I was staying with Drea. And she was dealing with a nice young man. And they decided to go out on the balcony because I was in the room asleep. And they decided to fornicate. And I was like, you know, I was peeping a little bit. And I was saying, you throwin' that thing back, huh? I was proud. Puttin' it in work. Have you ever seen her? Yeah, that's the sickest one. Oh, so it was one-on-one. OK, so what, what, were you practicing? But y'all ain't never. Shut up, girl. Break your tongue. He couldn't hang. Oh, he said it. You got a nigga out of there, huh? Oh, my God. It's too much section at Earth Day. So poor man's episode. I mean, hey, it is. This is, this is, you know. So you got him out of there. Break your tongue. It was a seconds later. Well, thank you. No, I'm just going to see you still now. We was like, girl, let's go. I'm not a priest. So y'all ain't never been watching it proper, though. Like, like, one of you sittin' in the chair in the other. No, it's right in the bed. Got your notepad out, huh? Yeah. Now, nice delivery. But she could have landed a little better. But he needed notes. She was, she was writing, she was writing him notes. I wasn't impressed. She was me. We still laugh about that to this day. Were y'all young? When y'all did? No, that was like two years after. Spring break y'all, you know what I mean? I didn't know legs during spring break, so no. No. OK. I didn't marry it. So y'all, would y'all be willing to do that now as homegirls? Like, you got your nigga, you got your nigga y'all in the same room, and y'all just got that. Why would we do that? We got homes. She didn't have a home. I was homeless then. Y'all fucked out of, it was out of desperation. No, no, no. Desperation. No, no, no. She was fucking. I'm talking about the time you saw her. No. It wasn't desperation. I was horny. No, no, no. I was at home by then. OK. I'm still confused. So you were horny, so you wanted to watch her fuck? Yes. Yes. And I didn't even want to. Because it was the way she got mad. She stormed out. Because she kept telling me to fuck this nigga, fuck it. And I had been fucking him, but I knew it was somebody I was just fucking because when I was bored. No, I'm talking to you when you stormed out when I was fucking. Oh, yeah. Because I was tired. I just got out of work. And I don't give you a place to stay and you mad. I didn't storm out. I just let it in. She was left alone. I just packed my thing. That's how I knew she left because she did slam the door. I did not slam the door. You left those on their own. You left that in a rage. You were upset. I'm fulping my things. And I said, I am leaving. Can't keep it just fucked on balance. And they home. So you saw her. You saw her. No, no, no, no. You saw her. She was like, I need this money. She saw you because she was horny and wanted to watch you fuck. Um, yeah. That was her. Yeah, we was drunk. And she kept telling us, oh, I want to watch. I want to see you. I was like. I was like, he bought the night in two seconds. Like, why did you want? What is that scene? And he did. She was right. There's nothing to see here. But you apologized for making her do that. He should have apologized. He should have apologized. But she orchestrated it. Like, what the fuck? That nigga probably. He wasn't in my home. That's like, you should have cost him better if you wanted. What if there's all the pussy he needs? It's two minutes. Two seconds. And then he's going to talk about sad links. He's trying to sad links. He's trying to sad links. Talk about. I'm trying to see this. If you trying to impress. And press. I'm trying to impress. I'm trying to impress. I'm trying to impress. If you trying to impress. And press. Ain't nobody mad. He's taking it off. He's not getting pulled up. Right into him. Don't get mad if they see him or something. They don't even speak to this man. They don't even speak to this man. Ain't nobody blowing up his spot. Showdown. Man, that nigga probably winning in life, bruh. It's this long fucking that gets you jammed up. Have you ghosted a nigga because he's dick was way. Yes. Oh, that's the best way to get left alone. Dude, it's mediocre. Not as we had. But this is ain't all. Man, it's all we talked about before. I told you the last time, nigga ain't bringing out his best dick. Every time. Every time. No, no. Not a nigga. Shut off the machine. You just as good as I think that one to jerk off tonight. When a nigga showin' up with his best dick, that nigga bring a suitcase, then he put them up together like it's life and work. I'm not speech though. But that's all said. But like you said, y'all don't give y'all's best dick or whatever because a nigga don't nut regardless. Sex is different from women. No, no. Do y'all realize 70% is your desk man crazy? No, it's not. But I bet you're nutting more than the average woman when you have sex. Yeah. Just like you said that man can bust a nut in two seconds. I'm trying to see that. The women not having orgasms is not my problem. Them pusses don't work. Some people shit. Some people shit work good. Some people shit is okay. Then some people shit just don't work. So you saying 70% and who gives a fuck? Nobody wants to fuck them. I promise you. We looking for the third. What a working pussy man. If you not keep giving that pussy what, see if you can fix it. See if you can fix it. It's broke. It don't work. I had a conversation with somebody the other day and we came to the conclusion like I think niggas tell women who has good pussy and bad pussy because y'all be trying to divide us. We don't. I don't. None of the bitches. Yeah, we don't give a fuck. I can say that we don't create division at all. So you think it's all the same? It's definitely not. No, I don't. I personally don't. But it was actually a man I was talking to and he was just like I feel like niggas be just saying that she like to be cheese. Like I don't think it's no such thing as good pussy, bad pussy. I personally do feel like it's a thing. But it depends on the man because I feel like he do feel like it's true. It has to be. It's true. Is that good food? Is that bad food? Yes. It's going to be a good. So what makes it bad? Like when you had some bad, some weird, what made it bad? Well, you got that bitch starting that motherfucker. Because you're not, maybe you're not trying to. But that's your fault. No, it's not your fault. Like you, and that's the thing, that's an easy combo. It's like, that's like a niggas saying that I nut it quick and that's your fault. Like you didn't provide me with the environment I wanted to be in longer than two minutes. I did. No. You didn't provide me. No, you didn't make me feel like this is something I need to do longer than two minutes. You can't do it longer than two minutes. How do you know that? I just might not do it with you longer than two minutes. So why you didn't do it? Because I don't want to be in this motherfucker. You ain't got no sheets on this bed. You got a washcloth as a dish rag. Well, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. Like I'm not trying to be in this motherfucker alone. But that's crazy that you would even fuck somebody in those conditions. You rockin' and you see the dishwasher. You see no sheets and you still pull your dick up. Because niggas do shit like that. Trash. Niggas do shit like that. I'm not about to say that. Exactly. You don't care. Sir. No, listen, no. What that is, we having kids. Desperate. And homeless. At your home. They're sitting there like, maybe you're not stimulating them like that. You know your pussy don't get wet like that when you're playing with it. Yes, it do. No, it don't. She. No, it don't. She. No, it don't. You was there? Was you there? You don't know who recorded the situations that I haven't seen. You don't know? I'm just fucking with you. I have never seen. I just seen the way you are. My bad. I've never, I would let you know you was out here. I don't expect y'all enough to be like, hey. It may or it may not. You got damn poor minds. Niggas put you out there. You know what I mean? But that's the thing. A lot of y'all think you're pussy. Niggas fake it too. I can agree with that. Niggas be a niggas like this. Plus she is. Oh my God. Uh-uh-uh. And get out of there. Like, this is, yeah. But if it's like that, would you have sex with him again? No. Okay. So that's why you know. No, I wouldn't. At this point, I wouldn't. Unless you just decent. Hell, man. But if you desperate, y'all don't fuck me. I don't want to do this. All of my fucks ain't built the same. All what? All of my fucks ain't built the same. Y'all ain't built the same. I know. That's what I'm saying. We said y'all sitting here saying the same shit. Not you ready for us to go? I ain't saying. No, I'm saying the same shit. It's the same argument on both sides. It's the same shit. You know what I mean? Somebody going crazy for that two seconds. That's what they prefer. Yeah. It's just the preference. It's all about preference. Some niggas gonna say you got the best pussy in the world because the shit that come with him getting it, it's worth it to him. All your bullshit that you, all the bullshit that you thinking the problem between y'all, it ain't even a problem. Because he getting what he want this much of the time, it's worth putting up with that shit. But if you get a nigga and you stressing them out and you ain't worked all the shit, that pussy ain't worth all this. It's another man's treasure. It's not just about the pussy, it's the atmosphere, the shit that come with this woman when you not fucking up. That can make your pussy better. Are you a good person? Do you make a nigga want to be around you? That's his thing you can do that ain't sexual that can make your man say that. It's about the knock-knock jokes. That could be one for certain niggas, but it's just the environment. How comfortable do I feel? How comfortable do I feel in your space? I'm not fucking you. How at peace do I feel when I come in and you're in my environment? How do you change the energy? Are you a person that changes the energy when you walk into a room or do you change it when you leave to get there? I agree. If you didn't sit in silence with someone and it not be awkward and weird, that's probably not your person. If I can't sit on the couch with you and maybe some music playing, not talk and not feel awkward, then I don't need to be around you. I don't want to just sit in silence. Let's say you can do all those things with a nigga. Would you be mad that he can do it with another female if you found it out? I mean, is this my man or somebody I'm just fucking? I mean, if it's your man. Let's say your man has the capabilities of being a lot of women's man. What do you mean? He didn't ask him about himself. No, I'm just asking him. But it depends. I really say somebody is my man. That means I want the commitment from him and me. Oh, yeah, I want that. So, um, no, I don't have that. So you have to choose a boyfriend over the nigga that you fucking like. You get what I'm saying? Like you said, is it your man or a nigga you just fucking? So say you just got a nigga that you fucking. That's another nigga trying to be your man. Do you just... But the nigga that you fucking ain't trying to be your man at all. But I'm not going, you're not going to be my man if we not fucking. At this age, I'm not interested in just fucking somebody just the fuck. I'm not interested in that. So I'm never even going to be in that situation right now. But what I'm saying, say for instance you meet somebody nice and you like, yeah, we get this fuck around. That's not going to happen. You get the opportunity to have a man. I'm not fucking somebody just the fuck. I'm not, not at this point. You will ignore somebody being something that you see that you need and love in your life because he's not willing to do the commitment part of it. Yeah, because that's not what I want. So that's why you say you get a situation that you're not ready for. So why would I put myself in a situation that I know that I don't want? What are you ready for? Honestly. What you ready for? No, be dishonest. I'm tired of hearing 100 shit. No, but obviously I feel like I'm ready for something. I said this year I do want a boyfriend. I want a man. A man. I eventually want to have a child. So, really? You want to find a what? You know what I'm saying. Alright, because I'm letting you know, you know. I'm going for the baby. I'm not saying nothing's wrong with this. I'm just saying. I'm telling you. They ain't going to have to leave this nigga. They ain't going to be all of this until the baby comes. They ain't going to have to leave this nigga. That's not true all the time. And you lex. The baby's going to be big as hell. It's going to be hard. They're going to be eating four, five lunches at the time. Who's Harry? A bottle? What, some big-ass Mori babies. Yes, my baby. Eat sausage. Handsome. I cannot wait. I'm going to have me a big-ass baby with that stuff. So, you're going to be a whole girlfriend. You're going to cut all your hoes off, all that sneak shit. You is going to have a big baby. I'm saying. You ready to do that this year? No, I don't play shit. You're going to be a whole girlfriend. Yes. I'm a good woman. Don't believe that. You don't think I'm a good woman? I am a good woman. Why? You don't think I'm a good woman? I'm not. You don't believe there's no good women. I think people are fucking people. That's what I believe. It's niggas in jail on death row that ain't never coming out sad that's convincing motherfuckers that they're good people. They get married in some more shit. Oh, we know they're not. No, we don't. They could be a good person now. You don't mean they're not a great motherfucker for somebody else. That's what I'm saying. There is no universal good. There's no universal good thing that makes you a good woman. There's no quality that you can possess because anything that you do that's good for you is another motherfucker that's going to hear that and be like, uh, bitch. I agree, but just like you said earlier, I'm that nigga. That's how I feel about myself. I'm that bitch to me. So if anybody, like, damn, if you fuck up with me, that's what we've been saying this whole time. I am a leader. Once you find somebody that can subscribe to the same kind of bullshit that you got, you won. Once you find somebody that will subscribe to your kind of bullshit on both sides, you won. I am never wrong. I'm telling you. It's a nigga. Listen to this right now. It's time. It's seven. It's at least seven niggas that can't stand you. Seven? We told you this last time. I'm telling you. That's why I know it's at least seven niggas that can't stand both of y'all. One, two, three. One, two, three. That you got the two lines on top. That's five. Straight face nigga. We got to stop all these sexual investigations with half-many people. Possibly half-many women. Because the numbers can be astronomical. I've had six. I only have one child. So that's one. And that's what I say. If it's no evidence, it's one time, too. Yeah, I don't have kids. So I didn't fuck many of you these days. I mean, we're depending on that. What's different for y'all, though? If I got you on tape, that mean I got it. That mean I got it. You can never deny it. Oh, you didn't fuck me. You're lying. How long have I been fucking at this point? I've been fucking 23 years. That's what I'm saying from now on. Call off his name. Wait, wait, wait. Carlos said he's been fucking for 23 years. 23 years. That's wild. It's only two. I've been out here 23 years. You should be an expert right now. Ask me something. Ask me something. I know some things. Yeah, I've been fucking 23 years, at least. He wrote a detail or something. I'm talking about actual penetration. Oh. You know what? Real sex. He's lying. The other nigga that said he fucked me. Oh, he did. It was only two. It's only been two. Don't even worry about it. Ain't nobody really counting that shit? Yeah, I don't buy it counting. Who gives a fuck? How many niggas you fucking before you met me? No, he never fucked me. Ask him shit like that. Make you susceptible to heart attack. Heart attack? That's real shit. Ask it when the question is like that. Increase your risk for heart attack. How many people that had sex with him shit? For women? For men. I think it's a call into this. Ask women shit like that. You gotta start taking a child of no on the regular. When you turn your test in with somebody else's name on the top, that's what I feel about y'all having the same body. All right. How do you think that's impossible for us to both have fucked three people? I'm just saying. Just leaving it that way. I say y'all choose your niggas. It don't even matter. I need to say how I choose. You don't know how I choose my niggas. Well, I know how you don't choose them. $20,000 a year is definitely not going to happen. Can you show them with a black toe? $20,000 with a black toe. So, you know what I'm saying? There's nothing more fucking than here where you can find kind of exactly what you want. They just not going to act exactly how you want them to act. They don't look like it, though. Relationships require compromise. Well, I mean, the root word is relation. What do you have in common? All right. And how are you going to ship these things back and forth towards each other consistently? Relationship. What is y'all laughing at? It's the transfer of relationship. Y'all had a whole mother fucker conversation. There you go. They caught up out here in the street. Who got caught up? Nobody. They ain't you nosy. Ooh, she getting sassy. That section ain't not hit that culture. Oh, my God. I'm talking to y'all crazy. Don't say that. Come on. You said what? Okay, you know what? She changed my pages. That's it. The truth hurts right there. That was the end. Listen to smoking cigarettes. What they always used to try to do was pit artists against each other. Who do you like more? Rihanna and Tia and Marie also dropped at the same time. And I hate the artist because we black people and they know that we couldn't enjoy Tweet and Ashanti. We did. I mean we did, but I feel like she didn't do what she was. They made us pick. You know what I'm saying? They don't do that now. Who do you pick? Sometimes I brush my teeth and sometimes I talk. You know what I'm saying? It was a station in D.C. called 102.1. They used to play that shit. That shit came out. I'm like, boy, if they play this, she's going to let y'all know. I enjoy India. K.E.M. That nigga been making the same song. Don't do that. Who lives in the Camelot food? Niggas who spread cologne in the car. I know this. I'm right on this one. That's the true ol' nigga shit right there. That's the true ol' nigga shit right there. Back on my mind, baby. You know me, man. Me this summer. I'm in the convertible. That's the ol' nigga fight this time. K.E.M. with the top down. Summary. No, not that. I got a song. I play this song. How we got loose? I can't even go into that. The goddamn grown and sexy spot. Every time. How did you find Atrium? He just played that for me in the band. You listen. Cornelius. Cornelius was my favorite, man. Cornelius. Tuskegee airman. That's why we out here losing. I respect K.E.M. because it's Journey, but that same song. What was his Journey? No, I didn't notice. He was homeless and playing the piano. I respect his come up all the way. But I just want that nigga to get in the studio with somebody else one time. Just one time, K.E.M. Do a song with a nigga like Bane Dupree or somebody like that. Soul. Soul. Teddy Riley and somebody give you that different sound. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I want to hit K.E.M. on another song. I want to hit K.E.M. and shit like that. Don't make him switch it up. Just one time. Just one time. If I hit K.E.M. song and it don't sound like K.E.M. I'm gonna be mad. I'm not. I want to hit K.E.M. like just switch it up. Everybody switch it up. Frankie Beverly got a sound but sometimes he'll switch it up. I'm not in love Frankie Beverly. That's one of my favorite niggas. Yeah, but I'm saying but he switched the sound up from time to time. What are you doing? Yeah, everybody do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sacrifice. See y'all. That shit was annoying in the bottom. Hey, Nickelback. A moment in time. Paramore. Y'all fuck with Hayley. Y'all tripping. Y'all never heard of Paramore? Oh, damn. We didn't too far. They're not as cultured as we thought. Trust me, it's a bunch of white people that never heard of. Y'all know the doobie brothers. Who? See? See, I'm just saying don't try this because we don't know Paramore. Y'all know the doobie brothers. Michael McDonald, the doobie brothers. You don't know Michael McDonald? What's the hottest song though? It's a bunch of Michael McDonald songs. That's Michael McDonald. Michael McDonald. Oh, I know this song. You know this song. You do know this song. I feel like y'all, I never knew who sung it. Thank you. Sounds like meatloaf. Oh, I know meatloaf. He just died. He just died. He did recipe for meatloaf, man. What about this song? That's my nigga, man. He was singing. You ever seen the video for that shit? That nigga is like a gargoyle or some shit like that riding through the, through the like, he was like the business, he was like the, the gargoyle, the hunchback. I did. I did my own thing, but I'm in my new world. Okay. All right. Oh, sing that song. I can't go for that. No can do. That's a vlog. All the notes, they two of the dopest white men out there. What you think they were talking about? You need to show up. Carlos know a bunch of white people music. We had this conversation all the time. What's your favorite white person song? A Whole Tank. Yeah. It's a hard question for us, man. I think that's my favorite one. It's too hard to pick one, man. It's too hard to pick one. Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge. Oh, that was a good one. That is a good one. Dream of California Cation with a paw. You gonna bring up Red Hot Chili Peppers. You gotta bring up Scottish kids. Can we talk about Dog Street? Man, what are my favorite white people songs? It's my man, my man name. I can't remember the name, but there's new kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Makes me sick. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. I take it like a hand one wish. That was my shit, man. Butterfly, sugar. Oh, yeah. Crazy town. I've been listening to all kinds of shit. I just be walking through the airport like it's the early 90s and I just play some. I'll fucking play Eagle Eye Cherry, same tonight. Fuck with that. I know that's right. You ain't got DPM, Lil Bay. But he black though. Eagle Eye Cherry. We ain't talking about this shit for hours. Man, you know how I like to listen to Steve Meliband, Abracadabra. That's my shit. Abracadabra? Yeah, it's this dope ass song. It's just dope as fuck. What's my other shit? Jessie is a friend. Oh, yes, she's been a good friend of mine. That's Rick Springsteen. But lately something's changing and hard to define. She's got a simple girl and I want to make her mine. Because he's watching her with those eyes. And she's rubbing them with body. I just know it. And she's holding them in her arms late at night. Jessie is scared. That's one of the most disrespectful songs I've ever made. Disrespectful. Stacey's mom is going on. Stacey's mom is got it going on. Stacey and I come over after school we can chill all night. They got some R&B songs for white people. They actually remade a Michael Jackson song and it was good. Because you can't just redo Michael Jackson's song. Dirty guy. What song was it? Any of you okay? So criminal. And it was good. Like you can't just. I'm the man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of. Why is she about to sing that song? You'll be friends knowing together that we did it for the glory of love. But I'm from movies. What's the Lion King movie we were singing the other day? Disception. Disgrace. We be prepared. After the king, why is he sick? No, we're going to kill him again. My favorite Disney song is Got That Mulan. Me too. Which one? You could be so cool. That new Disney movie with the spain. My dad's shit. Really? What's wrong with him? Bruno Wilder's sad face. I'm talking about he hit that bitch. I just have so much love inside. I'm like, love inside. Every time we see each other I'm like, what you got? So much love inside. Big mood. I'm going to watch that shit. Because I like Cocoa. Cocoa is so good. The songs. But the songs are good. Oh shit is about the afterlife. Oh shit is about the afterlife. I only watch that. My momma just that. I'm really fucking ready to be in the house. I only got to keep you and remember me. That's the only way you stay in the afterlife. That's the only way you stay in the afterlife. What's it called? The Cocoa Holiday? That's called right there, man. Yeah, that's a Murthas. Not Murthas. Murthas. You know I'm bilingual. I know that's right. You know that. It was really good. Cocoa is a good movie. You need to watch it with your daughter. She probably not already saying it. She be watching shit without me. Just respectful. I be mad. I be mad at my daughter. I be here. What you doing? Oh, I'm just watching. Something you wouldn't like. Tell me about this shit. She put me on all the anime shit. I don't watch anime. I try to get somebody to get me into anime. But the stuff they told me to watch. You got to get a kid that's going to explain to you. Why you should and why you shouldn't like them. I need to watch it with somebody really. It's like a cartoon soap opera. Yeah, that's what he's saying. She do. I like stuff like that. I love cartoon. I love Marvel movie, everything. DC, I'm so into all that stuff. What's that shit? Beverly Hill? What's that cartoon show you put me on? Paradise PD. Oh, you talking about Netflix? That shit is funny. I love... What's the other one? With the kids in high school? Big mouth. That shit is so vulgar. You know what show me and Licks really both love? The office. The office is a classic. I don't think everybody love it. If you watch it, then you love it. I went to Chicago a few months ago and I dragged one of my best friends with me to go to the museum and she was miserable. She was one of the people who hates the office. But it was so much fun. I think it's an acquired taste. It definitely is. It was so much fun. That's not one of those shows that you can tell that it's an acquired... For example, I love True Blood. That was my shit. I know a bunch of people would be like, how do you watch that shit? That was my shit. Grayson, that had to be true. It's like an acquired, but literally they still get 4 million viewers. Their numbers are crazy. Law and Order. You know what I mean? You got your steak with your martins and living singles. Why are you trying to bring back so many shows? Because we still watched all of them. A Rebuild of New York Undercover. Why we these things? I'm about to get into some of this shit. Don't talk bad about it. I don't know which one, I don't give a fuck what it is. Do you see the Rebuild for Fresh Prince or something like that? Wait till they get to the Jefferson. They're going to need a Jordan. They're going to need a new Jordan. I can see you walking in there. Show us your wall. Show them how you're going to do it. Yeah. Whenever they... Whenever they're going to grow the sacks. Whenever they're going to grow the sacks. That's when I'm coming in. I'm going to pick this shit out. I'm going to be a father on the 76. I'm in. You know how you be dressing up now. So you going to be in the 70s. Oh, amen. You got amen. In the church though. Babies and all the scandal. He out in the community trying to stop gangbangers. Missy is ill. That's what she's going to do. That's when I'm going to do other shows. She's going to be out there. Oh, man. We're going to have that shit going in. Fuck that. I'm getting one of these reboots. Those people watching this show, they need to know that we out here. I like the reboots. I feel like as long as you have a creative spin on it, why not? Fuck the creative spin. Fuck that creative spin. They know what they want. Hey, can we get it from the script this time? Yeah. Lines. Lines. Hey, guys. Let's try to stay on paper today, okay? We really behind. We got a lot of catching up to do. We really don't have time to improv. You know what was a good show on Netflix though? And I feel like we haven't had that in a long time, something new. What was Mike Epps show that he had? The Upshow. It was so good. So fucking funny. Yeah, it was like a sitcom funny throwback. People be trying to do sitcoms and bring them back, but it don't be good. But Mike Epps show was funny. Everybody was funny. Shout out to Ms. Pat. Oh yeah, Ms. Pat show is funny. Yeah. It's her shit real too. Do you ever feel like it's rare for people to make you laugh though? Like in person? Mike Epps is like one of the only comedians who I like. That's all I'm going to say. First of all, nigga. We're going to go rap this shit. That's the end of the show. First of all, I was not done because I actually was going to say y'all too. It's 3-0. I'll say this. I will say this. I will say y'all. But we have conversation. I'm going to say y'all are funny as fuck. I feel like it shows though. I do feel like when people you know how like everybody sit there and they'll have debates about who's the best comedian, rapper, whatever conversations they have. I honestly, I take offense to it when people don't bring y'all's name in the conversation. I do because it's like it is offensive. I don't think nobody is funny. And when we went to Jacksonville, when I tell y'all I was cracking up. I had a literally a good time when I came on the show. Every single time I'll be like, these niggas is legit funny. Man, if you tell people to name they top five comedians, three of the motherfuckers is dead. Two of them don't do comedy no more. Or not only that, maybe one of them might have never won. Or go on Instagram skits where they can just sit there and think about it. No, no, no, I'm just saying like niggas, if you can sit down and think of a skit and be funny. They literally are like improv. I do think that's true. If you ask the average person who they top five comedians are they gonna name three people who dead and two niggas who don't do comedy no more. These people will be about 15, 20 years behind on their opinions of who comedians are. Right. I don't say people now because of that. Right. When you ask people who they favorite comedian are they just gonna say I'm crazy shit. Homage. But that shit just gonna show you. That's what they watch. That's all they got access to. So you can't knock them. And everybody ain't gonna be like who the new niggas? Who cares? They ain't gonna know nobody but the Instagram motherfuckers who they don't see. The funniest shit, it be some shit that you don't say that I literally talk the puppy in this much? I'm a fucking laugh. When you told that lady she had the Spongebobby cooking burgers in I don't care how many times I watch that I'm a laugh. I think Kanye seen that clip. That is the funniest clip. I think Kanye seen that clip. Because after we when he was like that lady they was at the show. No, not that way. When the lady had the boots on it was all like what the fuck? What would you say that? We say shit like that. That's what I'm saying. We see shit that most people don't see. We ain't able to make connections and tie things together that most motherfuckers not even gonna notice that you look like. Carlos told a lady. She was in a wheelchair. He said this bitch was drinking and driving. He did. Why did you do that? You are not living properly. Those are the funniest shows ever. That's why I just wanted to give y'all y'all props because y'all are we won't take some props. We love y'all pump y'all pump them up and we here to get it y'all. We are because y'all because it's funny. You should love we're cranking up and niggas do not make me crack up. Do we? And they don't? Except for my girl. Except for my girl. It's really funny like I literally went to his live show and I was cranking up. I've been to a few comedy shows and I don't be laughing. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I've been to one and I was like this ain't gonna make no god damn sense. A lot of people think they way more funny than they are. Tell me about it. Well let's stop this. I'm in the business. I'm out there in the front. We not hating on nobody. Man and these people is telling me who came through there who wasn't shit and it just put so much pressure on me to just rock that motherfucker. I think it's crazy. I know man and scene. That's what I'm telling you man. I need to be. What y'all got to come down there? What y'all doing next? We about to start touring. Yeah, we about to start touring. It's gonna be in March? Yeah, it's gonna be in March. I'm there. I'm definitely. Yeah, for sure. That would be amazing. We're dropping the tour dates soon. We're always working on a new merch. We actually have our merch on right now. We got some of it over there. We got some of it over there. We got some of it over there. What you got to show on the heart? Period. That's my favorite pose. Of course we're gonna do Atlanta, New York. We're gonna go to a few different places. We got new merch dropping. Incense. We got more merch with the show. We got the show. I'm super excited about that. We actually just had our first live show in Nashville. Yeah, I know. In November. Two shows on one night date. What did you know that you got? Don't tell me. Get them to yourself. I'm in to the show. Everybody got that show. Everybody that came to the show. people out there who's just, you know, fuck with y'all like that. Yes. What's up, man? Yeah. Luffy, y'all. We put them for y'all. We pushing for y'all. Thank you. And y'all got our support and everything that y'all did. We appreciate it. Thank you. All the way. This is another classic. Not all the shit you be on. It's all the way. This is another classic. I'm not about to support all the shit you be doing. We did it again. Yes, you do. Not all of it. You love me down. What's wrong with the shit she be on? She be on show. Colos love me. Colos love me, babe. Damn. You're hurting them up. I am. They say hairy girls got good pissies. Yeah, no, that's what they say. All right. You may be making up shit. You may be making up shit. You may not be making up shit. We saw that. We saw a web of change, too. Like, it was the moon went down right before she changed all the way. That's what they said. They be lying. Another hairy girl on the job. Say what you see. Say what you see. Say what you see. Say what you see. Say what you see. Say what you see. That's the type of shit we're talking about. Shipped in the culture. If you don't know, get familiar. Subscribe to the app again on your other phone. Put it on two phones. Put it on both phones. Channel 85. Channel 85. For me or you didn't know. Hell, yeah. That's the way to go. We coming soon on the Android, the PlayStation. I'm trying to get the app where you can put it on the smart refrigerator. Yeah. I know that's right. We trying to figure out if you got any plugs or we can just stream 85 south on the gas pumps outside. Yeah. Get at me. We need one of them boys in Vegas. Yep. Anybody in the boys. We promote this shit every year. They don't come standard on all LGTV. Yeah. If you got your man. But not the phone. Let me say that bitch. If you just traveled around and give us promo. If you live in a city in the Billboard, they're not expensive. Send me the info. Outside of every Missouri. Advertising. Marketing. Get at me. All the way. My budget is $75. I know that's right. All this bullshit. I'm about to but you. $75 ain't cheap. My budget is $7. We got $7,500. A piece. Who? Me? We gonna be in a $7,500. No, but for real. You got anything. You got any plugs anywhere. I know. Plug me in. Yeah. Y'all here, man. 2022 big business. Make sure y'all follow us at a Poor Minds on Instagram at pour. I'm just gonna score at my NDS on YouTube. It's Poor Minds. All the apps. You know, period. Follow the girls. You did. Hell yeah. This was a good episode. It was. Y'all are very passionate people. Yeah. About nothing. About the same shit. So to sum this all up, men and women have the same problems with each other. Just express them in different ways. Amen. Absolutely. Yeah. So. Can I sign this table today? Yeah. I feel like I've been on here a few times. I could deserve it. Well, you can do your thing. No. But all of the same to the people who watch this is, don't change too much, too fast. Okay? Amen. Everybody got a whole lot of bullshit that comes along with them. And all you gotta do to make this shit happen, is find somebody who got the same kind of bullshit that you got. That's what it is to subscribe to your bullshit, the way you willing to subscribe to them. That's it. Period. That's the game. Bullshit subscription. Yeah. I like it. Find somebody who got this like, this your bullshit, this theirs, that shit do like that. I can go for that. You gotta stay. Even if your toenails black. No. No. Yeah. Fuck about that. Yeah. Paint your toenail, toenail color. Your toenail. Your toenail. I'm a deal breaker in 2022. I got you. I got you. Find somebody that's gonna love your feet. We out this deal in 2022. Hey. Pineapple. Pineapple. Black pepper. Black pepper. Black pepper. Okay. Take the shit off of me. I have a pee. Turn that into a show. White. White. White. White. White. White. 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