 Tlo what's poppin We are on twitch. We are not live But you can leave a like comment subscribe turn on your post notification bells, man Let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK I Don't know if y'all can see these over here, but which one of y'all want to see not not tomorrow But yeah tomorrow by the time you see these videos it'll be so which one of these y'all want to see tomorrow Okay starting at the top. This isn't one two three four five Okay, so this put number one for this two for this three four five You know what I'm saying Getting one of those two one of those that's coming tomorrow Anyway, this is quintessentially British themes 38 I don't even know if I did my intro so I'm gonna do it again fast forward if I did it Tlo what's pop We are on twitch. We are not live Do you leave a like comment subscribe turn your post notification bells Let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK. Don't forget. We are partnered with the blueprint. This is one of those Episodes with the round table. There's another one coming out Sunday man. I want to see y'all in there man the live in the live Where's this Saturday? I Think I didn't drop any Saturday on accident. I'm gonna tell on Sunday, but tomorrow No Anyway If you're looking for any of my old videos, they're over here on Facebook links all down in description Let's get into this man after this one. We all caught up Again finally just in case. I don't know what's going on in the east He spread eagle to he let them ride I Will I let you go and sort Jimmy out then? All right, I love you I miss you. Bye. Bye, baby. Bye Bye Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye DTF and bye Wrong number Dad The real disturbing thing is is this a pineapple in a shark mug? It's coming. Do you have a plane station? Wrong number dad It's coming. Do you have a plane station or airplane? What do you call it? Airport, what's it called, mate? Dad of the year Now today is the important I don't know. I don't even understand the point system on license. We didn't have that in Chicago I don't think fourth letter of the alphabet So I want you to turn your paper over and I want you to draw for me a nice big D Okay, a nice big D. I want you to draw This isn't a real school or the D for me That's not big enough Rosie D needs to be bigger than that. Nice big D That's better. See Annie She's obviously seen a nice big D before He's an employee? I am bamboozled But another, I'd just like to say, um Sausages Oh my god. Oh my god, please turn your thing Sausages Who is this? This the Beatles? Who is this? My bad, man. Look, I should know the Beatles and I don't. If this is the Beatles Oh my god. Oh my god, please turn your thing That's the church, Patrick Why are you calling me D? I didn't take it from you The fucking church, bro Oh my god, that's the Jehovah's Witnesses No Babe, what's your dog called? Syndrome Why do you call it that? So when he jumps up I say, Dancing Droom What do you think this is, man? Go the fuck away We're going to hell That was funny Now, get the fuck away I'm calling the police And everyone here on this estate will know and hear what I'm saying What do you think, son? Eight or nine? For that I haven't seen a commercial on oddly million, odd, odd billed decisions You know, haven't seen a commercial on this channel in a minute How do you feel about today? Should put your earmuffs on Earmuffs? Earmuffs, Leo It's a fucking nightmare What's up, what's your name now, Andy? At Tesney Tesney No, no, no, we're the team, Tesney Silly me Sorry, Tesney Where's that name from? Wales Wales, nice Does it mean something? It does It means sunshine and warmth What the fuck's that from Wales then? Who is this guy? Thank you, I'm not going to tell me in time, I want to Do you want to go into town? Trains are on strike Could you get the bus? Buses are on strike That's alright I need to post something anyway Postees are on strike Maybe we could learn something Teachers are on strike Oh my leg, I need to go to hospital Ambulances on strike Maybe a nurse could make a house visit Strike Who's not striking then? The government But they don't do anything anyway No, they don't do anything anyway Grape full grape fruit Show the advisor with new bomb berries To play white noise to soothe them So this morning, bringing cake into the office Should be seen in the same way as passive smoking That's according to the chairwoman of the Food Standards Agency Professor Susan Jeb said Personal willpower isn't enough to stop people overeating And it's time that people realise That they were putting their colleagues health at risk By bringing in sweet treats Whoever, you cut it out You let the... Don't you take that from the workplace That's work morale If I go to... If I... I don't even... You know what I'm saying? If I go to the blueprint And it's somebody's birthday I better see a cake Don't you dare That's sacred You better not I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I'm wet Alright This is nice This is what I'm talking about Baby I like it here Okay, it's hot No seriously, it's hot Is it gonna cool down soon? Okay! I can get used to this As long as it just stays like this You've gotta be kidding me Don't realise how... Chicago's worse Go back Let me show you Hold on I don't want to see this January Cold I'm talking negative 20 I hate it here Negative 30 I hate it here 10 degrees now This is not Celsius This is Fahrenheit It's 10 degrees I'm wet Okay We're getting there About 30 Sometimes 40 maybe Okay We're still 40 This is nice This is what I'm... Okay, we're breaking 70 We're getting there We're getting there Talking about baby I like it here Okay, it's hot Facts Very hot No seriously, it's hot Very hot Hot, is it gonna cool down soon? Okay That's about it Yeah, we're done I think we're done in September in Chicago It's almost freezing again in September I don't know Okay, I can get used to this As long as it just stays like this You've gotta be kidding me Don't realise how English you are Until you're far away Yeah I think You know, like I was in New York And I was mentioning lollipop men, right? And I said, you know, when we need to get kids Across a busy road You give an old man a giant Lollipop Oh, so, oh, okay I thought that was a construction person The last time they showed it I didn't know it was a We call that a crossing guard in America Exactly And this guy went, why? And I was like, I don't know, why? And then suddenly it opened up this lovely Exactly of like, well, why don't you just Well, I don't know, I was just giving a big lollipop You know So, and it was funny because you could acknowledge That it's weird Yeah And that's what I love about it And then what's really odd is When you think something's gonna be really funny And just gets naff I love about it And then what's really odd is When you think something's gonna be Who it is Really funny And just gets naff Well, I was in Finland, right? And I was eating some chips And there was a seagull French fries or chips? But like French fries from McDonald's? Because y'all call those chips as well? Or are you eating Lay's potato crisp? I don't know I don't know Well, I was in Finland, right? And I was eating some chips And there was a seagull Who was kind of like sort of, you know, hovering near And this Finnish guy, genuinely I'm not making this up Grab the seagull in the midair and you're like Hey! He threw it away and the seagull was like All right, mate, fuck no, right? Yeah, exactly, right? Amazing Unusual, funny So I'd go out in Helsinki and I'm like Oh, it's this guy, right? And he'd fill the glass And I'm like, this is what you do If you have a problem with the seagull He'd throw it away Why would you not? Why would you not come here? Okay, it's sorted Yeah, wait a minute, I'm out of the chip I genuinely cannot wait to come to the UK Like, we'll talk It's up Hey Nan, have a watch of this, look Oh hang on, mum's just took me Your mother's just fucking texting that? Yeah, what have you done to her? What's she fucking on about, miserable old care? Well, how she texts you that? Well, she's fucking texting you it What have you done? Nan is such a miserable old woman lately, isn't she? What have you done? What have you fucking done? I ain't an old woman! Wait till she... You've said, Sannick I've not said nothing So I just got the absolute shug of my life All down of my bedroom Thought that my kitchen was on fire Is it not? I thought, fuck, went to run in there And I very quickly realized that I have a TV I'm an idiot, and that this was just a reflection What type of glass is that? That's 8K glass? 4K glass? What is it? I don't even see the TV out front Whoops Broken TV screen prank on my Scottish Punjabi dad Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit What the fuck? You break the TV? It was my mistake, it was a bowl Who the fuck's going to get a new one? Yeah, but I don't even think... What do you mean me? Am I made out of money? I don't even think that stupid people was going to get it You're fucking pathetic What are you doing? You don't got any friends to break with? Wait, that's where they meet? What do you mean me? You broke my TV? Yeah, but... Yeah, but... I've never seen this combination right here This and this I don't know if it's offensive for me to repeat it So I'm just going to point at it I don't even know anymore Like... What? What the fuck do you mean? What the fuck you recording me for? Remember No casting Yeah, I know, I'm just casting on that, Mummy You're no casting? I know, we're not even allowed to casting school anyway Oh, are you not? No So, wait Just casting on? Oh, are you? Well, they see you getting unloaded And they park like that On a Friday as well Well done Fuck's sake Oh, what I wanted So, yep That's me now trying to find the owner of this thing Oh, the joys of being on site on a Friday It's name in Wales Oh, you say no one else could do that No, there's no way There's no way you can know that Oh my god Thank you Fourth official is holding out the That's the exact same noise When Netflix and Chill gets real busy No way you can know that Oh my god Fourth official is holding out the ball, but there's nothing on it Georgia's stand-way is going to come on She's trying to explain What it's like living in England Fuck, what are you going to do? Go on, quick, quick, quick Oh That one is not the key If you eat not the key, it's not the key Bring some boiling water out there Throw it on there and then it's going to move Fuck My name's Martin Peters And I've spent the last 14 years working nights here in this security hut It's been nine months since you last came here And absolutely nothing has changed Nothing I'm still the man in the box You called Mr. Bill a bellend and a pervert? Yep What's this? Oh, I'm going out Did you stamp on his head? I don't know, I might have done You're joking, not another one Well, I don't know why he's talking to a tree Why he's laughing for? Chris, why are you laughing for? Why are you laughing for? I'm being serious I'm being serious Hello, horse I shall call you Tesco Gee, dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane