 So we've talked about it a lot on fan service about how light novels have pretty ridiculous names. What we're going to do is we're going to see how quickly it can take you to find out what the name of these light novels are. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. And we'll start by doing just that. We have pulled up a selection of light novel covers. So after you tell me what the show is about based on the visual, I will tell you what the author thinks it's about. Okay. After that, you will have a chance to then name the series. Okay. If you would like, I can then give you the Japanese name because sometimes it's a literal translation. And if you can identify one word, then maybe you can solve it. Fortunately, thanks to the years of watching anime, I know a lot of Japanese like- Not me? Once we get to- It's pretty much it. Once I have everyone's submissions in, I will give you the localized title. And then we get the decision, do we keep it or go with ours? Oh. Got it. So we have one pulled up already. So what is this about? First things first, whoever's making the art clearly does not know how boobs work. Therefore, this is a horny thing. Wow. Look, the artist wants you to look at the breasts. They want you to look at the thighs and that ass. But look at the ear. That, my friends, is a pointy elf ear. Oh. Yeah, yeah. So, he's a nice try, but this is clearly a show about a young, rich elf daughter and her bodyguard, who she's constantly trying to outsmart and get into many sexcapades, much to his dismay. And he's just like, ah, Elf-chan, you can't be going around with them baps out. It's my job to protect and defend you. I have never heard a more correct description. I think he's a butler. Butler's just trying to do his job and she's like, she's kind of into him, but she don't want to like- Leave that butler alone. You're a risky little elf girl. Right, right. She's like, you're just a butler. I would never be into you. And he's like, all right, I'm just a butler. And she's like, but I'm kind of into you. But I would like to be into me. Okay. Well, I think these would all make wonderful white novels. Tell me about it. Here's what this author wants us to think this shows about. The story revolves around a young man named Raul Chaser, who dreamed of becoming a hero, but due to the collapse of the demon empire, the hero program was suspended. With Raul's dreams crushed, he's forced to find a new line of work and ended up as an employee of a small department store called Magic Shop Rayon. One day, someone arrives at the store applying for a job. Raul finds out that the new hire is in fact, the demon lord's child, and also happens to be a cute girl. Oh boy, okay, what? Do we have any guesses on what the title for this could be? I have to know for a fact that this light novel is called No Casting Spells in the Clearance Isle. No, that's really good. That's actually really good. I'm a writer. Ha ha ha ha ha. Issa. The demon lord's daughter wants to take me into a closet at work? Whoa. That's pretty good. Issa is about the horniness of this, so that's the show I want to watch so far. Tell me and don't tell us an hour for it. The title is, I couldn't become a hero so I reluctantly decided to get a job. That's the American dream at this point. Yes. That's just too real. I can't even eat the fantasy in it. So, the one's presented, which one would you want to go with? I can't, I'm not going to vote for myself, I can't vote for myself, I'm going to vote for Issa. I'm going to say don't touch an Alphor. Don't touch an Alphor, you said? Issa wins. Issa wins. Ha ha ha ha. All right, we have our next contestant. So. It's Yang cosplaying as Misty. I want you to fully take in everything. Oh my God. Oh, are there eyes on the building? On the fridge. Did someone get reincarnated as a fridge? Wait, is that, that's her backpack. Yeah, no it is, no. This is some Amazon Prime delivery shit going down right here. This is some Death Stranding ass shit. Death Stranding was not the first strand type. This was the first strand type. This, this is a story about a girl who makes deliveries for her employer who sells magical enchanted items. She, that's her thing. She travels across the country making deliveries for like a witch that enchants items. Cool. Torian? Um, shoot. It's a Demislayer. Ha ha ha ha. When Nesco such the bag of pizza rolls that needs to be kept inside the fucking freezer. This is Demislayer. I've been wondering what Demislayer is for a long time. Ha ha ha ha. I thought I was on French roll in Funimation, but. He's like, God help me. My sister's been turning the pizza rolls. And if I don't, if I don't change your back soon, I'm gonna eat her because I can't resist what Mr. Totino's cooking up back in his office. And Issa, you landed on refrigerator Issa Kai, right? I think Issa's very good at this game. What does the author want us to think of this? The author wants us to think, hey, who was an authentic vending machine maniac, died from a track-fek accident while protecting a vending machine. Hey, who had expected that his life was finished, woke up in a lake shore surrounded by abundant nature. He didn't understand what had happened to himself. He only knew that he had become a vending machine. Oh my God! Alone in a labyrinth of another world. Books are fun. As he wanders alone now, he meets a lonely girl and tries to figure out what's happened. He's the vending machine, the Issa's him. Yeah, but like, why her? Because she's the one that has kids. Maybe that's why she's funny. Also, you lie. They don't look that bad. They're hanging out there. There's a lot of boobs. There's not a lot of real boobs going on. What do you mean? That's realistic, gravity. What's it called? What is it called, Torian? I'm going to double down on my answer. Dave, Steven Slayer. Steven Slayer, got it. Oh my God! Steven Slayer. No! Vending machine Slayer. Vending machine. Vending? Yeah, no, that's definitely it. So she goes around and he helps her. He tells her how to take out other vending machines. Hungerslayer? No. That's what we know. Idiot, listen to the words he's saying. Vending machine Slayer. He's going to kill other vending machines. No, no, he's teaching her how to. He's a vending machine maniac. He's teaching her how to kill other vending machines. Do you have an idea? Miles, how about you go first? Yeah, no, this light novel. Say it. It's don't try using quarters on this hero. Credit card only. That's what this one's called. Credit card only. Credit card only. That's what people will just refer to it as, because it's a long title. People just call it credit card only. All right, Issa, save us. I found my purpose in life as a vending machine. All right, the title of this is reborn as a vending machine. Now I wander the dungeon. So pretty much what Torian said. Hey! Did Torian win this round? Nice. Hungerslayer, man. Sorry, sorry. Hungerslayer? No, that's better. Vending machine Slayer. No, no, no, Hungerslayer. No, no, no. That was his bullshit suggestion. We're not going with that. It was vending machines. No, he likes Hungerslayer. We're going with Hungerslayer. Why? Points for me. I don't know how. Points are cold. I don't know how I got points in this game. I don't know why that sounded better the second time I heard it. Because you said it. I've now pulled up the final round. Damn. There's a toothpick at the pizza. I know what this is. Hit me. I know what this is. A guy gets reincarnated into a fantasy world that doesn't have pizza, so he makes the first pizza. Ooh, I've watched it. Lisa, make a goddamn show or something. It's so good at this. I would actually watch the fucking shit out of that. All right, so whoever the author was for this wants you to think that this series is about a hero who died as he was thrown off his pizza delivery bike. When he's about to be reborn in the new world, the goddess tasked with his reincarnation lets him choose between three options. He can be born as a heroic swordsman. He can be born as a wizard with magical powers. He can be born as a hero that saves the world with pizza. He takes so long to decide that the first two options become taken by other people. Oh my god. And he's stuck with the third. He's reborn in an elf country as the high calorie hero. Equipped with only the power of pizza, he hires a petite demon lord's daughter. Always with the demon lord's daughter. Just to help him run the pizza parlor. You. You. Witch. You sorceress. Issa is good at this. Issa's very good at this. Fuck me. I know the title. Hero saves the world 30 minutes or less, guarantee. That's actually really good. I like that. Very good, very good. I hope you enjoy my pizza. A hero from another world. Okay, Torian hit it. Pizza, no song. Hey, okay, okay. I don't want. Like I don't want to come down so hard on you, but like, does that pizza look like this? No, it's so, so funny. No cheese, but definitely. Okay, so the author would have us believe that the title is the hero and his elf bride open a pizza parlor in another world. Is elf bride? Yeah, this is just a demon's daughter. Well, I'm happy for him. So I mean, Issa fucking wins. Yeah. I think Issa wins this episode. Issa wins the Issa Kai. All right. It was in your name the whole time. Pizza is a little bit different. That looks amazing. That looks like Savoy pizza. It's so fucking good. That was dope. What is that? That's all the time we have. I'm gonna come back next time and win. Good, because I have like 100 of these lined up. I thought we were gonna get through a lot more, so. Remember everyone, judge a light novel by its cover. Judge everything by its cover. The end. 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