 So I'm going to do the try not to laugh challenge conservative edition and I know that at face value You're probably thinking this is gonna be the easiest try not to laugh challenge imaginable because conservatives aren't funny. I Will be raising mistakes if I lose if I laugh at a single conservative clip that you all shared There is a punishment and I haven't talked about that yet. The punishment is actually really severe if I lose I have to purchase Dave Rubin's book titled don't burn this book and on top of that if that wasn't painful enough I have to give Dave Rubin a griptor a little bit of money. I have to read it on stream That's the punishment. But first of all I need to get into laughing spirit We're going to be watching Wendy Williams and I know that this has played out on these streams But it makes me laugh and I need to at least get a little bit more in the laughing mood. Okay, so time Two hours later Let the games begin take it away, Dave Yoda having sex really closing your eyes This just makes me actually feel really sad for him and depressed. That was weird. I wasn't pretending. I was Yoda You were just shutting it down altogether. Yeah, very nice This is my impression. It's the only impression I do. I literally yeah, I'm not feeling it That was close. That was really close Union making sure the government pays for everything. They're going so overboard. This is why conservative comedy is so bad Are you bow guarding your stash? That is a totally false accusation. I want everyone to be as high as I am or possibly even higher Wait, this is a real film This is awful, so it didn't make me laugh even for being super bad, but oh my god $20 that the daily wire rated at least an eight. Oh, they probably gave it glowing reviews. Oh my god. Yeah Bleaching the eyes is the only thing that you can do to make yourself feel better after watching that. That was really bad Okay, okay stone facing it preparing myself. Let's go This is going to be really cringe-worthy though. It's out of and I don't know that you are um, you're I'm a married man You're a fetching lady. I mean, especially, you know next to people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren I think you know it helps Serious, you're doing the whole by the way Uh, you're hot, you know, like I would definitely would would tap would tap but not that I'm married That's basically what he's saying the Tulsi Who brought this up? Anyways, there was was he probably you yeah, but yeah anyways, so yeah would definitely would so let's hear more about your policies Please I'm a happily married woman and I don't know that you are um, you're I'm a married woman You're a fetching lady. I mean, especially, you know next to people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. I think you know This is having an emotional impact on me that I didn't actually anticipate. This is This is weaponized cringe. I think that the serfs basically put it best weaponized cringe Look out for each other and be generous and stuff, man Oh, we should give churches a tax break because they help the poor Let me just pause All right, so it seems like they are trying to hypocrisy burn leftists And of course, you know this argument that they're making That they say we make totally not a straw man totally in uh in good faith Here's the thing. Let me let me explain to you why conservatives have to do things like this Why they have to resort to straw manning their opponents? because if they actually engaged in good faith with our critiques Of their failed policies both social and economic policies They lose every time because they have no facts. They don't have logic. They don't have reason It's embarrassing So that's why they have to create the straw man and stereotypes about leftists and then argue based off of the straw man that they created It's honestly sad because if you truly want to convince people, this isn't the way to do it Yeah, exactly. That's a great point. Usually we'll send this is why they talk about cancer culture Because they try to hook people in on more relatable issues because you know, the average American might think well I don't I don't like political correctness. You know, maybe I'm not politically correct. I don't want to be canceled I don't want to lose my job because I say something Uh, so I'm against cancer culture. And so since they can't offer any policies any economic Policies that will actually improve the lives of working people or social policies. This is why they resort to things like this Okay, how conservatives throw footballs versus how liberals throw footballs before I even see this I'm just gonna guess and say it's hella homophobic. How liberals throw They're actually doing the soy boy trope I want to die I'm kirk mcknelly and i'm jennifer lang tonight's top story Dispelling reports that she would staff her white house with longtime cronies and political appointees Presidential candidate hillary clinton vowed that if she becomes president She will surround herself with a diverse multi ethnic multi generational group of angry lesbians Well, as you can see last week's tornado has moved on and now comes the hard part figuring out how to blame this tragedy on president bush You're a liberal democrat a committed feminist and you know that america is ready for a woman president stop stop stop This is laura angriam I knew that voice sounded familiar This is awful by the way. 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I just I don't I am struggling to try to find out who this appeals to is a tough hurricane One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water Rarely have we had an experience like it and it certainly is not good He had this like weather reporter cadence about him and I will say that he is correct From the standpoint of water that hurricane was one of the wettest we've ever seen Once the media decided the georgia voting bill was evil By demanding the same steps you'd need to get a library card. What did major league baseball do? They moved the game from Atlanta, which is 51 black to denver, which is 76 white What were they smoking? Well, it is colorado So maybe weed Because you got to be mile high to think this was a solution and it's blacks who must bear the consequences Not the white CEOs But if the new georgia bill is truly jim crow on steroids and possibly growth hormone given major league baseball's history Colorado requires voter id to vote in person and at course field you need to show id to pick up your tickets Which uh, but you want to know what else colorado has mail-in voting They have one of the highest voter turnout rates in the country In fact, if i'm not mistaken, they were number two. So it is not more difficult to vote. So this is disingenuity. It's stupidity. It's ignorance It's not comedy That's what it is. I'll tell you that I'm just curious who doesn't have an id and if the person doesn't have an id Don't you think voting isn't really a primary concern? Given that it's impossible to rent an apartment get a bank account or sign up for my new Newsletter on the benefits of gold and i'm sorry i have to pause it again Yes voting is a primary concern if you want democracy to actually exist you have to Enable people the ability to vote Is he really asking that question and lots of folks don't have id's and they'll lie. They'll say well, you know what? Just get an id. They're free in the state of georgia. Oh really, okay Well, how much does it cost to get the documents needed to get the id are the others free? Is that process free to acquire the documents that i don't have to get a free id in georgia that also costs money Such a disingenuous prick We went to cnn for comment This is the most racist panel i have ever been on racist racist our white male baseball racist I'm so sorry. I have to pause it again This is a multi-billion dollar company They couldn't put any more effort into the graphics to make it look more like cnn on my youtube show I put more effort in they can't do anything more just a couple of people in front of a green screen and this basic Graphic right here. They can't do anything more This is what fox news is is producing And over at msnbc. What does brian williams have to say about all this? I am the greatest professional baseball player that has ever lived And i'm gonna be watching we got to follow the rules come on come on man. This isn't politics All right, if we all do our part We can all be watching the super bowl together on labor day memorial day The one of the days So all you woke company i'm sorry There's so much that you can make fun of joe bidenover He's a walking meme That was bad. That's your best effort Oh my god, this is so embarrassing And his delivery is so cringeworthy as well I've just got to say because he's trying to like really deliver and get that Comedian cadence you could tell he really wants to be john stewart, but this is awful He's if bogus claims of racism are now your all-star players Maybe treat them like starting pictures and give them a few days rest So far it's looking really good for me Two votes for no two votes for no. All right. I respect your opinion Folks, this is pretty decisive. We have to stop the steel folks We're gating the chat I I think we could pound the gavel, right? I think I won that Pretend I have a sound effect Where it's a like an applause or some shit like that. I you know, I could I have a I have a stream deck. I could add Just don't read a proven book but stop the steel We still haven't counted the mail-in ballots this could be a red mirage Uh, I didn't laugh at these conservative clips, but I I did kind of cringe and My soul died, but hopefully everyone enjoyed and were able to laugh through the cringe