 You want some stuff to snazz up your island? Well Joe, what are you... What are you offering, you know? Here, Joe, come visit. Come visit, come visit. What do you guys want the new... alerts to be? Just a loud scream. What if I just make it, like, for a gifted subsist? Alright, thanks so much for the gifted subs. It's Tuesday. What? Five gifted subs? Oh my god, thank you. Different accents for every look. I'm gonna do it. Alright. Joe, welcome to my shi- island, alright? Let me show you around, aye? Welcome to my shi- for me? Why, hold on. Let me see if I've got something for you. Hold on, I've got something for you. Hold on, you say there. Alright, Joe, don't look at the stream, alright? Don't look at the stream. I'll give you some good shi- I'll give you... I'll give you a little bit of that. I'll give you that. Sure, because... Why not? Toilet cleaning set? Not a ton of... Not a ton of stuff here, guys. My new sub is just like, oh, what's up, babe? Unlimited subs. There'd be too many subs, guys. Too many subs. Drop item. Drop item. Oh, this drop item. Toilet cleaning. Beautiful. Joe, you gave me so much stuff. Geez, what did you give me? Here. Joe, come to my... You'll need a ladder. Do you have a ladder? I'm assuming you have a ladder, right? Come over for me. We'll decorate a little bit. Just right. All right, let's see what you got me. Groovy tunic. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, that's really cute, actually. All right. End table. It's rude to... Oh, I can't do it. Well, I wish I could see. Cool vinyl flooring. I don't want to change the flooring in this room. Come in here. Don't worry, guys. I'll change back to my uniform eventually. All right. Don't worry about it. Place on floor. I still can't decorate. Oh, this is my kitchen. I really wish that you could decorate when people are over. I don't understand that. Yeah, Joe, if you have... If you've eaten fruit, you'll poop out the fruit. It's kind of funny. Dude, do you see that? Joe went to the bathroom and then he didn't want her hands. You can go in this room by yourself. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go on. Just experience that by yourself. You come out when you're ready. I'll meet you upstairs. You come upstairs when you've had your fill of that room. And this is my bed. Help. What? You can play this? I didn't know you could play this. What the hell? That's dope. That's mine. Yeah, so this is the room. That's that. All right, guys. Listen. There's not that much else that I can do on my island currently. And you don't pay for Animal Crossing. I mean, you pay for the game. But you don't pay for goods in Animal Crossing. So I don't feel bad doing what I'm about to do. I will open up my island. I have a one-star island. Okay? I need you to bring me the good shit. All right. I don't need money. I don't need bells. I mean, unless you can give me bells too if you want. But I need cool items. Okay. This is a real moment, gamers. Help me get my island to five stars. Because I need it. I need it so bad. So please fill your inventory with cool shit to give me. And recipes. Recipes. Give me recipes too. I want to be able to build more things too. All right, Joe. You can stay. Don't worry. You can stay. I'm just going to open it up to the world. All right. Oh, I do have to... Joe, I'm sorry. I do have to take off the outfit. I do have to change into my hot dog outfit. I do like this outfit. It's very cute. But when people come and visit, I have to... I have to wear my uniform, you know? It's like my nice shirt and my tie when I go in for my job. You know, I can't... I can't not. You get ready and I'll get ready. Okay? I'll get ready for the coolest goods in town. But you better bring me some good stuff. Okay, guys? I'm serious about this. Do I feel bad? Do I feel like I'm taking advantage of my viewers? No, because as guru gossip would say, I don't have a heart. I don't have a soul. I sold it to Markiplier when I moved to Los Angeles. He's been such a bad influence on me. So no, I don't feel bad about taking advantage of you. This is all going to be taken out of context. Can I open up my island to everybody? Because I said just friends before. The thing is at just friends. Dodo code, invite everybody. Oh, forgot the dodo code. All right, I'll be right back. I have to pee really quick, but I'll see you guys in a sec. Joe's in charge until I'm gone. I've got dinner chat. All right, did everybody get in? I have to close it. Okay. All right, gamers, get ready. Remember! You got to give me that good good. Another news chat. I got a new 5x5 Rubik's cube. Can you solve it in a minute now? I can solve a normal 3x3 in like 60 seconds or less. Usually. This one takes me like, oh. Let's find out. This will be a fun activity to do while people come in. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Let's see how long she takes. I haven't done it to time myself at all yet. I'm not really trying to do it the fastest I possibly could. Because then it gets a little tricky. And I mess up, you know? I don't like it when I mess up. All right. I've got this done so far. Pretty nice. It's fun though. During quarantine, you know, you could challenge yourself to learn a Rubik's cube. Because I'm an idiot and I figured it out. It's really not hard. Like, literally all it is is just memorizing different algorithms. All right, so now I have all the little sides. Now I have to get the middle pieces. So we in the end game now, boys. Okay, getting down to the last few now. Okay, cool. Now I just have to solve it like a regular three by three. I hope someone was keeping track of the time. Because this might be the fastest I've ever done it, actually. Did anyone time it? No. Oh no. I messed up. I didn't. I thought I got all of them. Nope. I just wasted so much time. I goofed it so bad. Damn it. God damn it. What did I do? Oh no. This sucks. I can't remember how to fix this. This is bad, guys. This is bad. Man, I thought I was doing super good. And then I realized that I goofed it. Okay, now I fixed it. I just wasted so much time. That sucks. Oh well. I don't think anyone's been timing anyway. Oh wait. Why hasn't it just been on me the whole time? Okay. I'm just going to finish this and then I'll be ready. God, don't do it. Well, I goofed it real hard. But, okay, because it's fixed now. Lost a whole lot of time with that one. Sometimes. That's just the way she go. There it is. Boom. There it is. And that's how you do it, gamer. All right. Time to get my sweet gamer loot. All right, gamers. Come and give me your trophies. Clap for your king. You know the deal. I will bow for you. That is my bow. Everyone getting a single file line? Thank you. I'm going to stop this. All right, single file. Single file line. One at a time starting with this person over here. Come and present your gift to me. Wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful. A writing poster. Interesting. Bamboo lattice fence. Ah. Thank you very much. And I bow back to you. You may go to the back of the line. You may give me your gifts. A plenty. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah, gifts for me. Ah, 10,000 bells. A public bench. Ah. Thank you. Thank you. Frog. You may step forward. Ah. Ah. Ah, thank you. 3,000 bells. Nice, nice, nice. A heart. Ah, okay. A rat and low table. All right. All right. A red corner. Interesting. Interesting. I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued. Thank you. Subtle twitch prime. Ah, thank you so much for the lovely reminder. A gift in itself. Ah. Ah. Ah, what do we have? A train set. A diner. A kick scooter. A metron- Oh! A street rocket. I'm shocked. Honestly. Mm-hmm. Oh, 100,000 bells. I love to see it. Drink machine. Okay. A tricycle. All right. Climbing wall. Ooh, I don't have that. Retro gas pump. Call over a wheel. Oh, baby. Outdoor bath. Good, good, good. And last but not least. Mm-hmm. Mama Panda. Yes. And it's on! Mm-hmm. A paper lantern. A diner. Dragonfly metal. Ooh. Only 4,000 bells. And now I come to each of you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. And now I will give something to you. Stay, stay, stay in line, stay in line. Everybody gets 10,000 bells. You have to bow before your king and then move to the move away. I know many gave more, many gave less. Everybody gets the same, all right? You give and you get gamers. You give and you get. I am truly a selfless king. Hi, everyone. This has been wonderful. This has been really, really wonderful. I will do more of a day when people can just come and chill and we play games. But today is not the day, gamers! Today is the day where Papa gets what he needs. Ew. So I'm going to have to ask you all to leave. I'll just end the session. I'll just end the session and then reopen a new one. Everyone, thank you for your wonderful gifts. Truly, truly appreciate it. Rubik's Cube round two. Do I have the 3x3? I do have a 3x3 over there. This isn't, I have a speed cube, which is a lot faster. I don't have, this isn't that, so it's not as fast. But I'll, I'll do this for you. See how quickly we can do this. This feels so much smaller and bigger. The cubes themselves feel bigger because they are bigger. Ah, did I? Nope. Yep, I did. This one's also tough because the yellow and the orange are super similar in their shading for some reason. This is going to be the slowest time I've ever had. And I'm not just making up excuses, chat. I didn't know Ethan had mild color, color blindness. I don't, I don't have mild color blindness. There it is. The, what I mean is the orange, so this one is orange and this is yellow. So the shading is so similar for some reason. So a lot of times it's hard with this cube because you think that you're putting it in the right spot. So you think you're putting yellow in a spot, but you're not. You're actually putting orange in the spot. Those look like the same color. Yeah, I know. That's why it's so hard because they look like the exact same color. What's on your soundboard right now? Nothing. I can make something though. Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. Was that the bite of 87? Was that the bite of 87? Was that the bite, was that, was that, was that, was that? Thanks for the sub. Thanks for the bits. Thanks for the donation. See, now I don't even need to be a streamer anymore. Thanks for watching. Thanks for the sub. Thanks for the bits. Thanks for the donation. Thanks for the bits. No. I hate myself so much. So much. I hate it. The Emily 45. Thanks for the bits. Johnny, thank you so much. Wait, thanks for the sub. God, I feel terrible. Have you heard about Twitch Prime? It's when you link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account. You have one free sub a month, so don't forget to use it. Have you heard about Twitch Prime? It's when you link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account. You have one free sub a month, so don't forget to use it. All right, just like last time gamers, everybody line up. Line on up and get ready to give me your gifts. All right, all right. Thank you so much. You can just say hi to Henry if you feel like it. Henry here first. Don't cut in line. You're cutting in line. He was going to give me something for sure. Now he's offended. Now he's walking away. Soft serve lamp. Gross. Oh, you've got a little onus on his shirt on. That's cute. Thank you so much. Thank you so much gamers. I am so floating biotape planter. Damn. Potted Ivy. Damn. Throwback wrestling figure. Oh yeah, I've got one of those, but I'll take another. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Please hold your applause. You think that you can challenge me? Get out of here. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Thank you so much for all of these wonderful gifts. You are wonderful. I will clap for you, but for the fraud. Identity theft. This is identity theft, isn't it? A hamster cage? Cypress bathtub? Dude. Curly Mustang. Pinball machine. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God, dude. I did. Oh, yeah. Those can stay there. Oh my God. That's so nice. That's really nice, actually. That's cute. That's cute af. Wait, how are you able to plant roses? Wow. Thank you so much. Truly, truly incredible. Dude. Oh my God. Look at how many. Oh my God. This is the way to do it, guys. This is the way to speed run the game. Just have other people do it for you. A wobbling zipper toy? Okay. A blue corner? What are these collar corners? What do we got here? Marketplace decoration? Okay. Okay. Oh, another one. Another one. Interesting. Interesting. Well, everyone, thank you so much. A bow for you. I like this little thing here. Oh, a Nook Miles ticket. Wow. Thank you. 10,000 bells. Damn, dude. All right, guys. Well, another? Another? Oh my God. All right. All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm crowded. I'm crowded. I'm crowded. Wow. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay. Everybody back up. Everybody back up. Everybody coming and collect your bells now? Okay. One at a time. One at a time. Don't get greedy now. Don't get greedy. Whoever wants to come up first. Come and collect your bells and then move off to the side. Fish bait. Hell yeah. Damn. My pockets are full. Swap it. Some of these I've already learned. Sorry. I don't think I don't like your gift. I just already have those things. Thank you all so much for coming. Thank you all so much. I appreciate it. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. And if I told you I'd have to kill you. Okay. All right. I'm going to end this session, guys. I'm going to let in one more crew of people. Thank you all so much for coming. I really appreciate it. Again, big claps to all of you for making my life easier. I appreciate you. Here, you all gather around me. Gather around my sleeping corpse and take all the pictures you desire. All right, everyone. Thank you for coming. I love you all. All right, gamers. One last group of peeps. All right. Let's do one more, guys. One more five by five. Okay. You ready? Jesus. Get your stopwatch out. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Why am I doing it like this? This is a horrible start. An awful start. Okay. Doing kind of bad. Doing slow. That's okay, guys, because slow and steady wins the race, right? Wowee. Wowee. Thanks for the sub. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. Come on, Ethan. Get that game and braid together. God damn it. What am I doing wrong? I'm really goofing. Ah, I f***ed it, guys. I f***ed it. 12 minutes. Yeah. I f***ed it. There's no way. I can't remember what the algorithm is. It's okay. I've goofed it too much, gamers. Okay. I'm going to go and drop off my stuff. Stop exploiting your viewers. You know what, Beck? You know what, Beck? I'll do what I want. Okay. I'm killing in loyal subjects. This isn't mean to do. Is this mean? Am I being terrible? Oh, God. I'm being terrible, aren't I? God damn it. I'm being terrible. God damn it. God damn it. It's fine. I've already committed to this bit, so. Oh, thank you all so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Form your line. You know what to do. I'm going to pay in advance, all right? Hold on. All right. I'm going to pick up, and then we will do the line, okay? I'm paying in advance, baby. Whoever's first, step forward and present your gifts to your king. Oh, what is this? A paper bag. I gave you 10,000 bells, and all you have for me is a paper bag. Thank you. Appreciate it. Hey, hey, hey. So many. All right. All right. All right. Sticks. Interesting. Birdhouse. Yeah. Yeah. Record box. Ooh. I like it. Hat. Fedora. Wow. Wow. Wow. My lady. Thank you. All right. Who next? Who next to you? It is. Candy machine. Ooh, like that. Pinball machine. Yes. Yes. Yes. Flashy flowers on. Cool. Cool. Cool. Mountain. They have Boo Speaker. I don't even know what that last one was. Damn, dude. Thanks so much. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Western style stone. A skeleton. A colorful net. Ooh. Money day table. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're a duck. It's cute. Gold nuggets. Hell yeah, fam. Thank you. Thank you. Who next to you? I like your little halo. That's fun. A present. A present. A present. Wa wa wee wa, dude. A studio spotlight. Ooh. These desert tile wall. Ooh. Ooh. A skull wall. Ooh. A sturdy sewing box. Sewing sewing box. A desert outfit. Ooh. A sweater on shirt. Ooh. A frog cap. A cheaton. A leaf. Wow. A bird bath. A handle bar mustache. A cherry blossom flooring. A wild flower. Guys, my pockets are full already. Should I swap it with something? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'll learn all the things to learn. A pan flute. Hell yeah. I mean, I already have one, but at least I know how to make one now. That's cool. Giant teddy bear. Oh, I can make these? Oh my God, dude. This is lit. Guys, thank you all. Thank you all so much. Thank you all. All right. Everybody follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Ooh, fish bait. We'll go and take a picture by the lighthouse. Okay. Get all the pictures you want. I'll just be sitting here. Enjoy. Join it up. You know? All right. Thank you guys so much for coming to the island. I appreciate it. I'm just going to put everything in storage so then I can just like roll them out. Oh, baby. It's so big. Okay. So now we do this. Everything. Ooh. Oh, this is on his public bench. That's cool. The end table. I like that. Bunk beds. Cute. Ooh, the paper lantern. That's cool. The Pixar light. Ooh, the throwback rockets. Those are cool. The rocket. There's a lava lamp. Soft surf lamp. The street organ. That's dope. Yes. The Cypress bathtub. I wanted this. Yes. This is so cool. These are so sick. The outdoor bath. Yass. Colorful wheel. Pinball machine. The train set. That's so cool. Oh, that's what it is. These are dope, guys. These are so cool. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. Those are sweet. Oh, wait. Hold on. That's not even everything. What else? Electronics kit. The hamster cage. Dragonfly. The amp. Throwback skull. Got coconut juice. We got some cool plants. The ant farm. Yes. Some pretty cool stuff, guys. Pretty cool stuff.