 okay we're going to play part of manos the hands of fate game here this is this is Keith I've got Jackie Ray name in here with me hello Jackie and we're going to press start 5 5 lives yeah there's there's you and there's okay I'm going left and right here I'm using a PlayStation 1 controller connected to my laptop with a just generic USB is there anything on the left here no there's nothing over there you in the you and Diana watching him run back yeah you know it this art form here this 8-bit Nintendo art form didn't exist at all when you made this movie video games oh there's the fire button okay the fire button is the triangle sorry that's the one mistake that Mike didn't make in the movie was accidentally shooting Margaret I'm getting two different two different jump heights there the jump button on the PlayStation controller is the circle I tap it I get one height okay hands what was that 100 points 250 I think so okay I'm gonna start over here I'm gonna do that he said the Konami code up up down down left right left right AB oh there it is 30 30 lies I've never used a Konami code before I've heard about it but I've no reason okay there's a big pink jewel in there yeah oh you see that with that snake fell that's actually that's actually a really that's a sign of thoughtful game design because it gives it well it gives you an opportunity to see what's coming up next without it just yeah well he's obviously he's obviously designed games before it's gotta be a tumble that's what I thought being that it's all past so okay I've got a job these things I guess when a shotgun boom okay you got it boom okay okay those are bottles oh Bernie's tossing bottles oh I lost my shotgun you lose a shotgun yeah okay now I can get the bottles yeah okay bunch of the jewels so these are like energy energy tumble but yeah I think they're tumbleweeds 29 okay snake shoot the snake over the tumbleweeds oh up in the three bars in the upper left that's a health a health meter I thought it was lives but it must be a health meter oh really yeah well I got 29 of them so I got hit again I'm not gonna be able to okay I've only got one health bar left I can't shoot Bernie stop it Bernie okay these electric tumbleweeds oh there's a glowing hand up there how do I have to backtrack okay shoot this hand here and then jump over to max health oh I've got four health bars now yeah yeah and I guess my health is full so that little heart was was wasted I guess heart healthy yeah so I gotta I have 30 lives now again I guess I don't know where's it tell you that what's with this is this Valley Lodge already yeah story now those are already a Torgo okay so now what do I go in yeah do I go oh he's not gonna let me but you gotta do something else I think you go shoot him shoot Torgo you stay but oh I do have to shoot Torgo yeah don't kill me just give some bullets in the Torgo and it'll change his mind that makes me kindly provide you an arrow makes sense in the movie actually give him a reason to change my okay this is the blue room all this time servo yeah what is that is that a vending machine yeah an empty vending machine and keys on the wall like it's a hotel oh yeah oh I get it I get it like hotel Torgo right there's that filthy couch over there look there's a little blue mask on the on the door it's a little blue face on the door yeah what are those black masks on the wall don't oh giant rat oh those are what was that on the right there on top of the bookshelf it was like a blob yeah blob this blob those are go to shoot I can't okay that was a rip off I didn't get a jewel out of hand okay I have a shotgun again okay when I get the shotgun that makes me think something's gonna pop up and take it from me yeah I don't remember the blue room being this big okay the fireplace is coming up oh I hate those I remember those those curved shapes being on the wall in the blue room but I don't remember black mask no your dad didn't have like some black well the lodge was a two-story yeah I mean this is not true to the movie we gotta we gotta get a guy some poetic license walking my shots there can't shoot them but they'll block your shots these rats with those are these with these rats from some other mst3k movie killer shoes they're killer shoes oh really they must be quick screws yeah what were those blobs I know the screaming skull comes I don't know it's a lot of space here on the left I'm gonna have to jump to the okay I don't fall all right more stuff oh my shotgun the shotgun's gone yeah they're just got my pistol this must be very exciting for you I'd rather watch somebody else play it I just I got kind of frustrated there's jewels here okay there's more I can't believe I mean now that I'm watching you play I can't believe I actually another hand made it actually made it further than this once got five I have five health bars now and there was nothing else to the left there came back over to the upstairs oh there's a long jump long is there gonna be more stuff to the left just empty space I'm wondering if there's anything what'd you do that for it was an accident okay we've got a actually the screaming skull okay just stand still let the screaming skulls go by all right more blue doors more killer shoes more bookshelves do you get another shot at the hand of fate there or is it no it's I think it's gone I don't know really yeah what I wanted what I was wondering about the this okay hang on got a long jump again you got a hold down the jump button when you make those long jumps I was wondering if there's anything more on the left that I can't see no it's not oh yeah sometimes there are games where you have to do like a they call it a leap of faith something might be over there that you can't see but I guess yeah some of them you don't you get powers to like fly or hover yeah I guess so are there any like feathers or acorns or anything I can get it oh right yeah I don't know I didn't you know what I have never played Super Mario I've never played it I like that one but I haven't played it in 19 years I didn't realize that it's okay I've got a time this there's there's three snakes that time this just right bang bang bang okay the uh oh there's a lot of space in this okay is something gonna pop out yeah no there's nothing well okay screaming skull blob screaming skull okay there's gotta be another yeah there's another one over there oh okay now okay when you fall you just die it doesn't matter how much health you have so yeah yeah see I've got five health bars there okay jump over the blob jump over the screen and skull jump over that one okay there's more of those filthy couches yeah in the blue door there's oh oh there's the portrait sinister isn't descriptive enough is that the is that the line I think so yeah look at that dog it's like he's snarling okay okay I can't get close to this shit okay it was fire all over the place oh oh actually it knocks me backward oh yeah I still got three there we go I'm gonna have to fast forward through this because I'm gonna I'm gonna lose a bunch of lives here okay we're fast forwarded through many failed attempts okay picking up those parts in the in the hands of oh there he goes okay oh wow so that's how you do it okay I guess wow okay oh there's nothing on the left there never been here there's nothing here no oh the swinging okay the swinging mace crawling hand yeah disgusting man there's not just a bit Torgos hand oh oh that was a green eyeball Torgos hand oh I didn't think of that there was a there's a blue crawling hand well there was a golem or something okay eyeball I don't recognize this eyeball I don't know what it's from the crawling it was a movie but Torgos hand but did Torgos lose his hand yet in the game uh no actually no okay I'm gonna have to come back and get that hand there okay let me time this to start to jump jump over okay jump up and shoot the hand okay so I'm gonna get that one up and then I'll go upstairs oh geez eyeball god they're awful I was saying before I I'd never played Mario Brothers ever and I didn't realize that until earlier this year when I okay let me time this okay hand to face okay so I've got six health bars good I had earlier this year I downloaded an emulator and played uh and played Super Mario on my computer and it was completely unfamiliar I had no idea what to do oh oh eyeball eyeballs it's the eyeball only one shot oh that's good they pop easy yeah guys down here take two shots oh what are those guys let's talk a golem or something see with this with this uh spiky ceiling up there there's not enough room to jump oh okay two shots on that guy he's the screw me he's gorgeous like a little statue yeah that's why that's why I thought he looked like a golem okay oh the shotgun over there okay don't don't jump just okay there we go I get the jump button and the fire button mixed up so many times crawling in okay you know I'll want to I'll be uh getting ready to jump and then I'll be one of the time which is oh eyeballs lost my shotgun oh ow oh all over me there there'll be times okay okay that's too much going on 31 I had 31 lives yeah see there'll be times when I'll be needing to to to time a jump just right and I'll be waiting like right now and then it'll be time to jump and instead I'll open fire hit okay I hate those skulls skulls hit me like three times didn't it I don't know there's not enough room to jump oh yeah it can't I had to just lock down yeah okay there's a lot of empty space here I'm gonna jump over over to the right oh oh giant claw what's that oh what's that from the movie giant claw oh oh yeah it's uh in a super camera okay he's he's got a pattern I just have to avoid him when he comes over to the left okay oh he's getting he's a lot faster now oh okay okay jump over up I jump too soon okay wait for him to come back oh I was doing pretty good yeah back up here he's a badass dude I'm gonna go back to the left to see if I can get more points because those guys are okay eyeballs I'm going back I hate those okay drop down and then jump okay now I guess that big heart gives you all your life back okay I have to concentrate jump up and back okay wait for him to come back and up up jumping too soon let him wait for it wait for it there we go huh oh keep shooting up and back oh and keep shooting wow yeah this is a long jump have to go to the right it looks like yeah okay 26 no 26 lives okay those there's a moth okay those blocks are crumbling can't stand those blocks and the the oh yeah the the whole world is scrolling to the left I have to make sure I get through here okay oh oh what is that goblin or something oh a horn toad okay yeah horn toad we like an evil horn toad here's uh here's Bernie with his oh no they're still doing it that's great we're not doing it whatever it is they're not doing it whatever it is not doing it they're still doing it don't do it somewhere else right oh wait for the moth okay shoot these guys while I'm standing up here golly those guys are fast they don't usually be at that way in the wild no okay crumbling blocks don't let this go oh push you off she did just step back and son of a okay got shotgun can we shoot burning bottles here oh okay I can't hold on to the shotgun have to bounce over these okay stand up here and shoot all these guys oh do they stop oh three of them that's good jump over oh you hit me but I fell this way at least it takes looks like it takes a lot of hits yeah jump I gotta make sure I stay ahead of the okay we're gonna have to climb around these oh screwing skull it was like a maze jumping maze rattlesnakes everywhere oh I got caught behind that wall so you can't let the they can go through anything yeah see the whole the whole uh the whole world is scrolling to the left and you can't let yourself get caught behind a wall there's a there's a hand of fate up there but it's behind a wall now I can't get to it oh I see what's happening yeah oh jeez oh they're everywhere chasing them there's too many that one fell down the pit he killed himself yeah one of those goblins fell down the okay okay let me get the shotgun darn it get out of my way and okay oh I got caught it pinched me behind the wall okay and it oh it just went into the pit again it's terrible you're active at night aren't they try to get up there before he appears off too late they're just jumping back and forth there okay I'm down to one health bar here okay Bernie need to get okay we're gonna have to fast forward again I still got 20 lives yeah okay I managed to avoid that these bottles gonna do me in I killed those goblins okay but you can't get past yeah I can't get the bottles can't get past the alcohol okay now I've got to kill this goblin okay there's a heart here let me get the let me get screaming scum of mobs good lord okay crumbling blocks oh wow I made it over there before I can even see okay how do I get up there oh more of these guys I'm waiting for that one there's a howling wolf here the howling the howling animals oh no no no no oh no I know it's coming next oh no oh look at him he's upside down okay what's coming up this must be this this must be oh it must be your joke I still got a place to hide up here no oh there he is yeah it does oh he will I can't I can't take refuge up there he's jumping okay gonna kill me I don't have to yeah see you right there okay there's yeah there's the howling I think what I'm gonna have to do is just stand here and take the hits and keep hit keep firing you see I'm just gonna have to keep shooting and let him hit me a few times no he's not where is he there he is okay oh he's too smart for me yeah what did he do oh he ran away what is that pink an airplane yeah it is an airplane well I guess I gotta get in it an airplane remember that oh screaming skull hey those guys they're everywhere yeah okay I have to keep my my finger on the fire but I can't move to the right I can only go up and down okay there's a big pink skull screaming skull there's a one up there green eyes oh okay oh uh oh yeah that's that's a moth golly the moths do one hit one hit they're playing with a moth boy this is moths will ruin your movie and they'll ruin your game oh there's a hint oh I couldn't get dang good look okay what's hence torgo that was torgo why is he playing too okay okay kill the eyeballs kill the moths there was some moth okay okay he came he's up he's gonna come there he is okay eyeballs okay more moths okay so I oh oh there's the okay there's the giant claw and torgo see oh fast forward time okay I'm down to four lives oh wow okay pattern here okay we forget comes down to the bottom then over the top and the claw goes down to the bottom again the torgo has torgo goes up the middle okay I've got to stay and the birds getting faster oh oh oh oh oh there he goes he's gone okay now the plane is parked underground okay makes sense bubble bubble yeah you're right this makes sense okay this is yeah I think this is gonna get harder and harder I think this is a good place to stop the bubbles are bad huh yeah all right well this was this was a lot of fun all right yeah cool yeah we'll have to play the rest of it some other time yeah I'd like to see the rest of it because I never will on my own