 Hello. Ha ha ha. How is everyone doing? We're gonna play some UNO with the Irish, the Irish bios. It really says something about the amount of people with like a U-Play account that the username RT game is actually not taken. Ha ha ha. Maybe just no one wants to be you Dan, have you ever thought about that? Well, you can pick the UNO voice to be female or male. There's an UNO voice? Can we choose Irish? No, the Irish isn't there unfortunately. Instead of UNO, you have to say AHEIN every time you have one. AHEIN. PLAY YOUR FUCKING CARDS WITH IT! Ah for fuck's sake, another plus four. You can add me using that. It'll be a picture of someone else that I've edited Steve Buscemi's eyes onto, but it's me. Oh my god. How's it going with you Kevin? This is what I spend my free time doing. Score limit, one round or two hundred. Nougla joins, we're just finishing one game. It's like two hundred rounds. You're in and you're in voice chat in-game too, which sounds way better. Will we hang up the Discord call and just use that? Oh please for the love of god no. No, leave it on, it's fine. Ah good owl, owl Dusty. Oh dude if we lose to the AI, we're gonna be fucking embarrassed. I'm gonna unplug my controller. Oh you gotta play it Kevin! Okay there you go. A master move, if I do say so. Kevin you pick up a few more cards now. Wait, it says challenge or decline? What does that mean? What? What the fuck are you in? Nougdan, that's how the games played. If the AI wins though, I blame Kevin. Fuck! God damn it! My robot lads. My face is an accurate representation of how I feel right now. I literally clicked uno and then you called it? How the fuck does that work? It's my game, host advantage. What the fuck? It's host advantage, the ping is on my side. Don't move away from Ireland if you don't want to suffer for it. Fuck it anyway! Buyeke buyeke! Oh god damn it. I'm a nice guy. Just because I won the last one doesn't mean you should stop me from ever winning again. Winning is fine, but gloating about it and going Buyeke shaka after you do it is not. Fair, fair. Is it a blue? Do you have a blue now? No. It's like playing GoFish or something. Do you have a fucking purple or something dad? You're just playing nothing. What colors do you have? Yeah, fuck you Kevin. Fuck Kevin specifically. You're just helping Al over there. Okay, I will. With me. With take all the cards. Oh god. I helped ya. No! Oh god. Oh Jesus. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. No, no, no, I knew what he had. It was your deck you knew it. I knew it was a red seven and I just jumped in because I saw shiny lights. They're like a fucking pigeon. Really? You have no greens? Really? Are you shitting all over my dick right now? Are you kidding me? I hate life. The fuck is happening? They turn over. Oh god, I have eleven cards and I don't know what any of them do. This is fucking awful. Oh no, I got another card. No! I'll wait. Hold on. I wasn't able to win on this flip. Yes! You won! This is your game, Kevin. Turn on Steve Buscelli High's upside down. We won a game. Did you win or did you just accidentally fall into the first place? That's more accurate for sure. I'm just going to quickly share this if that's okay too. Hang on. I'll just be one quick second. We should encourage sharing. What are you feeling? Oh, he's got a lot of shine now. I don't know how to answer this. You're ready for a party? We're playing with cutie now. Oh god! This isn't a salt on my eyes. What the hell is that card? Oh, I swallowed a load of Pepsi and a giant ball of air went down with it. I'm dying lads. You're probably better off. You're better off dead. This is for all the children out there watching this. They just love nice looking pictures. It's like carrots and broccoli and that's cool. I'll eat those now. We're such a good influence. I told you like two seconds ago you'd be better off dead. Oh, Kevin. Yes? I'm sorry for the sin that I'm about to commit. What are you doing? No, we need to stop cutie. I need to play cards. Oh, I get it. You're saying I'm the cutie. Okay. Thank you. You were the cutie all along inside. Don't challenge. I picked it up. No, Kevin. Look at my cards. It doesn't matter. I got this one. I don't know what it does. Oh my God. What the hell? Oh God, Jesus. What did? What is this card do? I'm glad the explanation clears it up at the bottom of the screen. All right. I'm going to mystery here and see what happens. Oh, no, Kevin. Oh, oh. Fuck it all. Kevin. I look all cuties have to stick together. Kevin, did I do something to you? You did. Did I hurt you in some way? I had a dream that you played a plus four on me and now I'm upset. All my cards are dabbing. I don't like it. Everything's gone wrong and my day is ruined. God, I really regret my life right now. I wish Kevin fell in a hole. I thought it was going to be worse to be fair. Yeah. Deep hole or is it? A carrot crash or something. It tends to be the way that goes. Oh, it's a deep hole. You're dead. Oh, for sure. Okay. All right then. I'm out to get you now. Give me yours. Thanks. Oh, that's not bad. There you go. I'll take it back. Give him back. There you go. That is great. All right. No. Take it back. Oh my God. All right. No. Take these. Oh, baby. That's sick. With his dying move, he attacks me. Yeah. It even gave you the extra carrot just to be like, fuck you. Insulting injury. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh, we all got to dance now, lads. What? Oh, your fecker. That means he probably has a green. It doesn't. It could mean anything. I might have fallen over. Oh, no, Kevin. Why did you do that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Kevin. I think I just subconsciously hate myself for something. You're just throwing away the game. Beck and robots taking over our jobs. Who knows, it's been automated. What does Papa Kevin giving us today? Oh, sit down by the fire. Oh, please, daddy. Yes, daddy. Oh, it's so like a nice deck, daddy. Here we go. The hoodies coming off. We're going to win this one. All right, guys. My hoodies off because I've been losing. We're now playing strip. Uno. So I hope you have your webcams on. I only have like three pieces of clothing on me. And that's including socks. It's been dicey, man. What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's been dicey, man. Why are you not clicking it before he played the card? I'm testing if you're really a nice person or if it's all some facade you've built up over the years. The thing is, I'm not used to getting down to one card. So I forget. It's not happening often. What? Oh, he's going to shite out our cards. Oh, no. This game is so confusing. Shut your fucking mouth. You're censoring the wrong part. Oh, my God. These cards. Stop it. Why? Yes, daddy. Yes, daddy. No, daddy. Stop it. Is that really still on screen for you guys? It's so annoying. Yeah, you can't see at all. Sorry. You're not. I didn't know what I was doing. Well, I believe that. I don't believe you're sorry, but I believe you didn't know what you're doing. Oh, God. I'm sorry, Kevin. I gave you back to you. Oh, why did I suggest trippin' on it? I'm going to be so cold. I wasn't just completely naked at this point. What have you got? I've got two reds and three blues. Can you change it to blue? Kevin, this is why you never win. All right. The socks are coming off. Oh, look at this. What's this? Ah! Yeah, you get faked. Oh, yeah, there you go. So does that mean anyone who has to pick up a card next dies? Yep. And that just so happens to be me. It'll be very expensive eventually. There he is. You're here. How's it going? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, man. Are you feeling okay? No, no. Let's play Uno. It'll make me feel better. I don't know if it's going to make you feel better, dude. And also put on some layers, because we're playing strip Uno, just so you're aware. I'm playing strip Uno. My camera isn't on, but I'm bollock naked. And he's been winning. He's just doing it out of fun. All right. Speed run. We're speed running it. What does this do? We're speed running. Go. Speed run. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. You got to go quick. No. I tried to calm him out. So you sped it up and you affect us up as well. I just like to get to the inevitable end of me losing quicker. Oh, teams. Oh, I'm sorry. Whoever gets to be with me. I'm close. Okay. Get ready for this play. Look at this play. Oh, look at that. Oh, that was a nice play now. I give you that one now. Shouldn't theory know everyone's hands at this point, but it's so difficult. Yeah. I have no fucking idea what's going on. I can't even remember my first name half the time. I keep thinking it's Jack. Yeah. Yeah. You must have like a bit of an identity crisis every now and then. Click it. No, don't play. There you go. I did it once. I have a team relying on me now. Somebody forgot our hands. Why did I click it? The one time I click it because of it. No. I think it's a yellow. I think it's a yellow. I can't do anything. Flip it. Flip it. Flip it. Flip it back. No, because they can win. They can win. They've got a matching card. No, we don't. They do. Kevin. See, they had matching cards. No. If you just flipped it back, all you had to do was nothing we could have done. You should have. Can I have a different teammate? No. Jack, carry me. Come on. I feel like I'm waiting through slurry right now. Jack, you can't leave him. Look, he's like a puppy. Look at my sad little Britain. Yeah. He's pissing and shitting all over himself. All right. Here's the play. Okay. I don't know if that was good or bad, but I can play colourful. I don't think it's all good for me. All right, let's do another one. I'll be on Jack's team. We got to change up the teams. Why? We're all equally good. What are you trying to say? Okay, Kevin. This will clarify who the problem was. Come on, Kevin. We can dance. We'll see. That is true, Kevin. Oh, he has one. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Keep it going, Dan. Keep it going. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You were the problem all along. Come on. Okay, we can come back. His former teammates mean nothing to you. Oh, this is the character. This is the character I was talking about. All right, get ready for this one, Jack. Okay. Is this going to fuck us all up? See that? We all went down to four. Isn't that nice? Isn't that really nice? Oh, no. So good! He's enjoying it too much. Let me just... I don't want to be with Dahini. I want to know how that feels. Yeah, I read character Nuno. I could probably be a millionaire by now if I read real characters, but you know. You could speak probably as well, yeah. That too. That too, dude. You're the rain man of Nuno. Oh, you're right. Kevin's getting close there. Kevin. This would prove that Jack is the problem. Oh, no. Oh, so once you get a card, you can play. You can't just keep drawing, right? Hey. What? Hey! Jack was the problem. Dan, I know we're teammates, but I would really like the glory if possible. I think that card should be mine. What the fuck is happening? Get your hands off my card. I feel so intimidated. I feel like I can just like fuck everything up at a moment's notice. Yeah, exactly levels possible. And then Dahini's gonna be very mad at me. I won't. I won't. 12 seconds later. Don't play that, Jack! Sorry. Oh, very nice. What have you done? Perfect, perfect play. Sorry. What have you done? I don't know. What have I done? You said you wouldn't play that. Did you say mine before you played that? I didn't actually. Oh my gosh, we're gonna lose. Fuck. Jack! Get mad. Yeah, he said you wouldn't play that. You have to draw a card to stop him. You have to draw a card to stop him. Jack, you complete it. You ruined that one. I'm getting a new kid after this one. Look what he's going to play. Jack is the problem. Look what you've got out of my hand. He said he wouldn't get mad. I was just trying to test his theory. Did you say that? But these are special suckin' dances. He said he wouldn't get mad. I don't really have that good card. No, no, you actually do. You're all right. Do I? Yeah, of course I do. Yeah, yeah. Can you play that one? There you are. See, you're fine. Yeah, yeah, this is good. You're not like Jack. I'm not like the other Irishman. Don't trust him. That's a good one. That's it? He's very supportive as a teammate, actually. See, look at that. Look at that. I feel valued. Why do you change it to that, Kevin? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just don't shout at me. It's okay. It's okay. I won't. I won't. It worked out. But just don't have it that color for a while. Okay. Don't tell us about playing with me, Dahi. They can't read me. Because I can't read myself. I'm a loose cannon. That's true. I can do anything. You're an illiterate. Uh-oh. No, this is good. This is good. Shouldn't have done that. Oh, that was bad. What the shit? Oh, that's brilliant. I came down with me. Yes. Let's screw it again. I am the problem. Do I play? Yeah, Kevin. Yeah, let's play it. Yeah. My brain power coming in. Big brain time. I'm proud of you, Kevin. I'm proud. I'm glad you played that, Karen. You know what to do here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what to do here? Kevin's thinking all on his own. Look at this. All cylinders are firing. All one of them. All one brain cell is going 90 right now. I'll just say this. The game was fine and happy. And go lucky until Dahi joined. Now there's a lot more yelling and anger. It really is just two Dahis playing. No, I'm taking part sometimes. Dahi, will I play the fire in the night? Yeah, one fight. Yeah, that would be so funny. Now it has to end. What have you done? It has to end now. You psychopath. All you, Kevin. Yeah. Yes. Thank God. See, I'm a loose cannon. It works out. It's like shit hits the pants. It always does. So does the comment section. I got aged 20 years. That's a real UNO game for you, though. I thought that was fantastic. I had a great time.