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Helen Clark Falls Down (Forensic Transcript)

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Uploaded on Nov 5, 2008

The audio on this clip has been forensically analysed using proprietary software with spectral enhancement, deploying forensic grade noise reduction techniques. Transcript as follows:

START

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1 (kisses Helen Clark on cheek): "How ya doin?"

HELEN CLARK: "Hello. How ya going mate?"

ANON 1: "Mt Albert?"

ANON 2: "Yip"

HELEN CLARK (to Chinese food bar worker): "How are you? Nihau! he he he he he.... " SLAM/SLAP!!
PM hits ground hard........immediately she says

HELEN CLARK: "Sorry. I just fell over there"
she gets up fully

HELEN CLARK: "Now its great"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: "Little bit ugly there dont ya think?"

HELEN CLARK (perplexed) " I dont know. What was that?"

HELEN CLARK (suspiciously) "There was something under th.."

PM AID: "It's their juice. Saw that"

HELEN CLARK: "Yip. Sure was"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: "construction power"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: (laughs)

PM makes her way over to seated Construction worker eating lunch

HELEN CLARK: (ironically) "Thrown over the edge"

she suspiciously quizzes the dining Construction worker

HELEN CLARK: "Anyway, what have you got there?"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: "Want some?"

HELEN CLARK (walking away hurredly): "No no no. I'm full"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: "Sure?...Too bad"

END

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