 TLO what's poppin we are on tutry are not live, but you can get a light coming But you can leave a like comment subscribe turn on your post notification bells man Let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK I Posted a thing on my community tab on what youtubers y'all think is funny blah blah blah blah this one got a lot of likes so This is grilling season one episode eight with Castile Castile Castile So back in the day yeah, let's say I've seen like a few things that a few things on rotation Yeah, what I do I see one in the morning. Yeah, so I just say not in the morning like 12 o'clock lunchtime Yeah, she come through yeah, and fire then she go around five o'clock. I've got my next thing five o'clock one would leave Around nine. Yeah, and then I get my next thing come for around 12. No, you're actually Around 12 I'd say like your base. I've got I've got to go work. Them times. I need to have a good job, but You were spending good time four to five hours you better than me DMs Dating ups. I don't have time for that. I don't believe you should kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince I believe in grilling them. I'm gonna be going on a series of dates to find who can really wow me. This is Oh big men singers cast pillow breath aka the sniper aka the main event big men singer seen a few people in the comments I'm asking for me to come bruv so men come through bruv. Oh, okay This isn't gonna be this is one of these things Okay, you get me breath now, bro. I don't get worried about nothing you get me There's nothing she could ask me there's nothing she could ask me I ain't heard before court cheating too many times to get stuff out a breath Sniper out now and all digital platforms She's actually kind of bad I didn't a lot of you she got good skin tone You know saying good her eyes not too far away from her nose Lips look nice. Okay here nice Hey, don't know don't know you look nice. Thank you Yeah, thank you. What's your name black Air Force energy right off the top my man got a silky Slick ponytail. Okay. Castillo. What's your name? Mixerist girl names this nice Yo, she's kind of Chris still you get me nice little lights can tin curly hair get me She's a slim thing you get me but one two three stone. It's perfect, but I could feed her you get me Well in the ghetto is going on Took you out to get here. Have you been? Well, it wasn't pussy this morning and last night don't know no lie So you wow had sex with someone and came straight here. Yeah. Are we clean Steve? Yeah, of course. Can't be walking. I have fresh pussy on my breath. That's rude. You know We ain't there yet Did you actually yeah, I did for real Obviously a bit why though you could have taken one two willies last night again. It's not my business If this is what I'm saying, this is why it's scary and this is why I don't like dating because I just feel everyone's just moving mad Don't worry. I'm fully drained right now. So, you know, it's a genuine thing right now I'm actually trying to get to know you My glasses That's facts he's not thinking what his little he's thinking with his mind over here. Huh? It's like the window to the soul in it. Yeah, I'm ready We don't think I'm ready. No, no, no, no. Yeah, do you underestimate me? No, no, no estimation I don't know if you're confident. No, I feel like you're hiding. You know, I'm here though. Are you insecure? No, I'm very confident. You sure you know, I noticed here. I was in the bathroom. He was changing there You had some knickers on the floor. So a skid mark in there. You're moving back You're moving mad. That's funny. I'm wearing knickers. So you just got your pussy just out here like wearing jeans Yeah, it's very well off. Why not? Because what if like you bend down and bear people can see your arse cracking now There's a classy way to bend down. You bend down and you do like that. Mmm, true I like when you get out of a car you do the Barely, she got on the t-shirt. Yeah, I see. Like a lady. So, tell me about yourself I do events. I do music. I do all kinds of things Beating social media big man thing follow me on the gram if you ain't. Yeah, what'd you do? Would you ever do it on your fans? No Why he jumped right into it? This man is crazy. Who the hell is this? I never say never. Yeah, you never know like your life circumstance. We're trying to say life circumstance Like you've got to be a struggling bitch or something. I know women that you know Secure the bag and make a lot of money on it. Just for me personally I think the direction that people think only fans is like sexual content. It's giving it a bad Name How do you know you're good? I can bust on command Really? So do you come quick? No, like I bust on command. Like I'm telling you I can But three hours and the thing says ready to come I come you got to control your shit You get me men's oo sick out there. You get me different level and that's the problem to them That's that I mean, hey, I mean, okay How ego will have you thinking you're good in bed and do now I know because my willy drives get crazy They always come back. You got toxic big man thing. That's the one you need right there They'll pay your rent for that day really He's not lying. This is a real thing. This is real things. Some of y'all might not know about that Now I don't know sugar mama things things my age This dick will have your gal taking out loans How much you what you think Like your skinny thing in it so like literally your big things like when you get them on the floor Light on flat like that. Yeah, you get the legs stretch it all the way back. Yeah, and you're just pressing up There's got the just driving in trilling it Easy way to make a gal squat. Oh, you do the next thing you go on top of her Put her feet right there while you're on top of her while you're in you get your thumb rub on the quick way for To bus Joe sometimes when it's so bad. He's not lying God, I've done both of us to to you and he's he's he's correct. I don't want to go I do condone this actually like this is this is condonable. No, no, you could feel it. You hear the thing you You know about that little suction thing in it. See that's why you're smiling. You're like a big guy That's why you're smiling. Oh, no, see toast to that done. No, get me They all is really grilling her. He was not So what you actually for the woman then number one, I'm not gonna lie I'm an appearance person first. You've got to look the part body face back off all of that Yeah, I need to be like wow every time I look at you Next thing is you got to be secure within yourself and be able to be by yourself Love your own company. You don't need bad people around you. You don't need to be going out You don't need no validation to feel good. You're good in your own company. I like that shit Despite everything that he said before That was that was that was some that was some That was some uh meaningful shit right there. There was this thing on my facebook I went to like a yardie rave. She recognized me came up to me We just started lipsing right there in the rave in it and then after that I'm not sure who this guy was. I think this must have been her baby father or something in it But she was with her virgin I got in the car her baby father is driving her virgin got in the front of me and I was sitting in the back He drove us to her yard and he left because they're having an argument Yeah, play me enough the same night But while we were in her virgin was in the corner camera this filming rev We'll talk wait say he knew you know, I don't know what them people was doing but but it was mad If that was the other way around that would be a revenge porn situation. That's messed up. I feel like I sexually abuse, bro It's a bit mad Yeah, because there was filming me, bro. Didn't have my consent big man. Did you stop? No, thank you when I got filmed at one of thing, but man them don't be filming gelling that brother You get me brother. You end up on a register, bro. I think they're far kills the import noodle, bro Don't do it. Do women ever say any stories about you? No, never, bro. I'm not a rapist, bro That's a bit mad. Yeah, you got you know, like literally some man is mad persistent with it, bro Yeah, you've got to relax. You can read the room. Yeah, big mention. You've got to read the room You're trying to end up like our Kelly rev now. He's in jail. You've got to give up his body rev You say so normally about you say nice and Joe probably give it up his body What's going on here? This whole episode him violation thing as women this would be very traumatic for us. No, I'm not traumatized about I'm kind of good. My work was amazing though. So it's not traumatizing. It's just the fact that they filmed that show I kind of want them to send that back It's a good video. I want to see how I can improve Yeah, a little key because you know the ones there like she was like a ficting as well in it So like I was putting in some good work So did you like people watching you? If we're filming then yeah, but I don't want nobody watching me like if I was like somebody's yelling I wouldn't want him in the corner of the room like playing if it's dick and that Yeah, no, that's weird. That's weird. That's that's weird. I can say I'm No, that's never happened, but that's it's been brought to my attention that it's Yeah, I got a girl I'm like Do you like people to watch you? You don't like performing So you never filmed your ting you know you filmed your ting I know you filmed your ting never You know you filmed your ting I know you filmed your ting I say drinking the drink that's your little key right there anytime I say some shit you drink it I like that I say you drink it I like that Okay, he might get hurt He might get hurt Facebook some ting must have hollered at me on there I met up with her I went to see her she drove I don't know where the fuck she lived it was so deep in north I don't know where the fuck it was it's like pin up breath there's out of the ends hills have ice places breath So we went to her yard and as soon as we finished she started smoking crack breath What? Yeah, she started smoking crack basically And then after that, I just wanted to go to my yard, but I made up for a lie. I said my mom was cooking dinner I got a homie That mess with a crackhead But he like Bigged her up like oh, yeah Let's go link with the dada-da-da-da-da-dada She do dada-da-da I'm like wait what you do what You hit already and you want me to accompany you because she got friends Are they crack heads too Like what no I'm good Damn And she was driving home, baby. Two of them. This is on two occasions, he must have. I've seen it in the car. Like we picked her up and she was doing asking. I was like, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. Drop me back off, man. Just swerving in the road, like, oh my God, you're so beautiful. I was like, bitch, you are crackhead, baby. Take me home. You're a crackhead. I didn't know she was a crackhead at the time, but the pussy was good. You get me? But you look like you're like. Yeah, he could strung you out off the crack, was running through that cooch, you know what I'm saying? You look like you're like a mantelist, grab you by the foot and just mash up your ting. I'm not gonna lie. A house? No cap, that is how she look. Read the room, cause it's Castile. He's reading it correctly. Out of the ends, in the ends, where you from? I'm six. Yeah, yeah, you like the bad man in it. I can tell you like a bad man. All right, do you want me to like a bad man? I feel like you do. I'll fuck you up though. I'd mash you up. But I just need to know what your level is. I swear what we're talking about is sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. So you've never had a night where you've somebody bad back? I know you've bad back. If he's my man? You've never got STI before? So you've never had chlamydia? No. I caught it like four times in the past. I was just fucking too many gal. The amount of times he has sex, I'm not surprised he's had chlamydia. 16 gal, just juggling them around in it. Like I had tings from Birmingham, tings from like East, North, West, all them tings down. I was just moving mad. But I had like about five proper tings and some other ones that I was just fucking in it. I feel like you've got an ego. So you would want me to come. But do you not care about women's orgasm? No, no, you've got to go first all the time. You've got to bust first all the time. Yeah, no, that's real talk. Because you want them to come back. You want them to return. So you want them to first, twice, maybe three times. You know what I'm saying? You can't just go in there like, ah, ah, ah, it's all about me. You know what I'm saying? I feel it. I ain't doing that shit properly. Can we get used to that? See, a man actually lets a woman come first. You know why, yeah? Because I need them repeat customers. I need you to, I need them repeat customers. You see what I'm saying? I need you to get this dick so good you go tell your brigeons. So then when this shit stops, I can get one of your brigeons. No cap, that's happening to me before. That's what it is. Girls, women, don't tell your best friends about this. Cause they coming. They be in the DMs. They be texting. Do you stop repenting half? Depression and that. I feel like, to be fair, I've been depressed for a long time. It's social media that saved my life. Yeah, I was going for a shit time. Made one social media video, went viral. That should change my life. But to be fair, the cure to depression is to figuring out the root of it. My root was being broke. I figured out the root of it and then that's it. But along the way, I had to learn a lot of shit about myself. About when I come to men, man, normally that depression shit when women taking away their kids and money. Well, okay. Did you learn about yourself? You learn your resilience. You learn how strong you are. You learn how to stretch peas. You learn to be shitted on and be able to come back from that. You know, to fall down seven times and stand up eight times. You learn all of that. You get me? You learn that at rejection. All of that shit is nothing. Yeah, yeah. Stretch money. Listen, let me tell y'all something right now. I don't know if y'all got DoorDash out there. Whatever eating service that you got out there, if you can connect Venmo to it, I know y'all got Venmo. That's how you did it. Like your bank account might say zero and it might put like negative fees on your shit, but you're gonna eat every time. Cause Venmo, it's gonna go through every single time. No matter if you have money there or not, it's gonna go through. You can eat for years. Your bank account gonna be ugly, but it's gonna, it's you gonna eat there. Rejection is normal. Failing is normal. There it is. Y'all trying to say like, I gotta give a shot to the people, which is like followers and Instagram. People say that don't mean nothing, but for me then people changed my life, like a hundred percent. Then people lifted me out of all that shit. You hear me? Hell yeah. Y'all lift me through a lot of my baby mama issues. Fuck her, matter of fact. But y'all lift me through a lot of her issues. You know what I'm saying? I'm speaking to her. I think she told one of her friends about me and one of her friends got, you know, got the Peter Piper pick a pepper, pick a papal. You know what I'm saying? And she knew about it. She wasn't my big mom at the time, but she stayed. So it's probably probably having all these issues. Pimped up anger. Didn't help me. I've been a mad thing cause I was this close to murking people. But I used to sit on night buses all day. I'd sit on night buses in the night so I wouldn't go insane to keep my peace of mind. You know what I'm saying? And like, if anybody owed me money or nothing, I would probably do the worst to you. Yeah, I'm gonna say a few times I try to set people up just cause they try to do something bad to me. It's not a joke thing. It's a depression thing. It'll make you find depth to yourselves that you've never ever find in your life. You know what I'm saying? And when you come out from that though, you become a better person. There's nothing wrong with being in this shit, bruv. Everybody's got to lose their mind once. Cause when you find yourself, it's a madness, bruv. It's beautiful. You get me? It's like I'm going through a lot of that right now. Like for a second time, I'm like, man, this guy has a lot of gems. I'm not even gonna lie. He's like, he, he, he's a funny motherfucker. Like he's talking about a lot of stuff, but like a lot of the other things he's speaking on is straight facts and it's deep. And look at how, look at how she looking at her. If she get up guaranteed, the vinyl on this chair might be wet, super. That's why I'm happy with the time now, bruv. Life is beautiful. I like that. She's T.O. I know. So how many people have you slept with? Enough. See, she keep going back to sex now. You see? Boy, cause still, he's a legend. Snipe out now on all digital platforms. I think she looks like a 15 to 20 man kind of girl. Yeah, I think she's about 15 to 20 man. You get me? About two, three, she said, three relationships. You get me? One, two holidays, bruv. The willies pile up, bruv. You do some addition subtracting, next thing you're at 20, bruv. You get me? That's how it is. So back in the day, yeah. Let's say I've seen like a few things, I had a few things on the table. Okay, here we go. What I do, I see one in the morning, yeah? So like, let's say not in the morning, like 12 o'clock lunchtime, yeah? She come through, yeah? Then she go around five o'clock, I got my next thing. Five o'clock one would leave around nine, yeah? And then I get my next thing coming through around 12. No, you're actually disgusting. Around 12, yeah? And then in the morning, I'd say like, yo, Baze, I gotta go work. Them times I don't even have a fucking job, bruv. I don't know. But I'd say yo, Baze, I gotta go. Ah, oh, oh man, I've done that before. Hey, I gotta go to work. All the time, I ain't got no job. Oh man, that was in my younger days. That's funny. I'm crying. That's funny, too. I gotta go work, yeah? I put them on clothes, everything like I'm gonna go out. Oh man, I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. Had old name tags, put it on, like I'll grab the bus car. Why don't you say, can you leave? Because I'm not a horrible bastard, bruv. That's terrible. How could I just tell them to leave like that? That's mad. Nah, the only time you gotta go is if you're a crazy bitch, bruv. If you're a crazy bitch, you gotta leave my house. I mean, one time I see a girl who's like, he must have been fell asleep four o'clock in the morning. She woke up, said she wanted pizza. Because she asked to do something normal. Cool in the morning, bruv. I'd be hungry. There's no pizza shops open at that time. The only people out is crackheads, bruv. So you don't cater to a woman's needs other than just sex? Not all the time. You don't cater to a woman's needs. Do you want love? Snipe out of now on all digital platforms, bruv. You know the reason I started getting back pussy, is because I was fat in school. Like about 14, 15, I was like 16, 17 still, and I got no pussy, bruv. Couldn't even see my willy, it was mad. The maddest thing, you would never believe this if I told you, I lost my virginity at 20. I must have had like a long time girlfriend, that's my first. Basie was together for like a year. I was so good, I was so loyal, all of that, yeah. But I swear down, I'd just be online, bruv, just seeing bare different things. I'd just be seeing big back-offs, and all of that. I was like, yo, I need to get some of that, bruv. So that literally I broke up with her after a year, and then the day after I broke up with her, I started f***ing some next thing from house then. So nobody made you a savage, just holding your virginity for 20 years made you a savage, huh? Why have you got goateef? Because my teeth are f***ed up, bruv. And my real teeth, I ain't got, I only got baby teeth. I was raised in the Caribbean, and I didn't go to no dentist or nothing. Mad poor, bruv, I steal people's toys, do bare shit. The time I come back up here, my teeth was just f***ed. When I got some pee, I was just like, let me get these f***ing top ones in gold, and then I just thought, let me go do these bottom ones in gold. Yeah, and I just... Yeah, but that's the reason. That's what it tastes like. Girls say it just tastes like metal. Metal. Yeah, just metal. If I didn't have them right now, bruv, you'd be like, yo, my teeth is on some f***ing nightmare on Elm Street, ting, bruv. It's mad. What's your thoughts on toxic masculinity? What the f*** is that? Big man, I ain't... You, I'm toxic. I know what toxic masculinity looks like. I don't cap to you, so we know what it is. The one that have a masculinity ting is, bruv, but shout out to my LGBTQ people, bruv, if you get me. What is he talking about? Men being able to be emotional, like just very self-aware, like, if you are upset. Like, what is your outlet? I feel like women say they want a man that's all sensitive and all that stuff, yeah. And then when he shows you that, you'll think he's a pussy-o. No, do you know what? It's about balance, because it's like, don't get me wrong, if my man's like crying too much, like, listen, I want my man to be able to, if he's upset, we get upset, we find out, like, we get a solution, done. Wait, this is not what I thought she was talking about. Why does she call it toxic masculinity? Don't keep crying about the same solution. So that would annoy me. It's just about knowing that you can open up. So let me ask you a question. You're out of rave, yeah? You're out of rave with your man, yeah? Some random guy comes by you, like, six foot five AJ-looking, yeah? He slaps your bae, yeah? Your man tries to hype up and he's like, bruv, shut your mouth, bruv, yeah? And then he's slapped the shit out of your man. Your man don't do nothing. Then you go home and you're like, Bayes, why don't you do anything? And he's like, oh, Bayes, I didn't want to get hurt. What would you say to him then? When we have this conversation, it's like, oh, just because a man cries doesn't make him a pussy. But what would you think? We'll just still give him some pussy after that. Yeah. See, what is behind you? And she's like, who's pussy? You're gonna be like, it's yours, Bayes. Yeah, it's still like that. After you saw a man got slapped out in rave. She's cabin. She's lying. The thing is though, like, men have issues with themselves. Like, a man and a man, like, the toxic masculinity, that's your own issue, because that's an issue that men need to work on. I can only work on an issue with my man, if that makes sense, because I know, like, the man reacting like that is toxic, and he has his own issue. Knowing your boyfriend can get beat up at any given time is not very sexy. It's not something that you... God, I'm glad when I'm in relationships, just can't nobody beat me up. That's just how I feel. That's the type of energy I give up. What's wrong? The big man saying, more of the story is, man, don't get slapped in front of your gal, but I'm sure your best friend. Don't do it. He's right. They never cry in front of your gal. No, no, unsay that. This is why there's such a stigma around men showing emotions. No, bro. You can't say that. You have a big platform and you can't say don't cry. Don't cry in front of your gal. Don't do that. I think if you want a normal, functioning, healthy relationship, you need to be able to cry. You need to be able to open up. You've got really pretty eyes. I like the way you just, like... Big man saying, I like the earrings as well. I love who's earrings. I'm not gonna lie, you know, but I'm just chatting bare shit, so I just zone out for a bit. I like that. But still, I do believe you're like bad man, no. So, like, with your social media platform, do you find that you have some sort of responsibility for, like, what you put out? There's certain men that ask me, and certain women that ask me for relationship advice, and to me, it's a simple answer, but then there's some people, they're going through some real shit, so them people there, I got a responsibility to, because I know what it's like. Be through some hard times in it, so, like, my thing is this, yeah? It's a responsibility in the sense of, like, I always think about people's mental health and what they're going through before I ever take the piss out of them, yeah? But if it's on some, like, you're my youth's moral model thing, bruv. Cue in your youth, bruv, I don't care, do you hear me? I ain't a moral model to nobody. In terms of people and helping them, 100%, because like I said, then people saved my life, then people got me out of nothing. But if I had no money, universal credit, all of that run out, nothing, yeah? Then literally I'd be like, yo, who needs promotion, da da da, somebody send me a 500 right there, save my whole life for the month. I definitely owe them people. They would never know how much I owe them. Like, that's why I never really have a, whoever shit on social media thing, because like it saved my life. Because honestly speaking, if I didn't... That's facts. That's why I respond to a lot of my social media because like without y'all, like, y'all don't need to be known but be going on besides the scenes. Like, I don't ask for nothing, but like, that's tough. Shit really do be saving lives, though. And I'd definitely be in jail, 100%. Facts. Every day I got the urge to blick something, but then I post a video and then I'm good. Yeah, I love to eat pussy. Do you? Like, what was it though? Yeah, I love to eat pussy. Finally, someone actually eats pussy. Like, you know what it is? It's like, if you've liked a woman for a long time, like if she's like your crush, like there's women that like, I've crushed hard on social media, yeah, Facebook, Instagram, all of that, then I got with them and I swear down, as soon as we got together, grab it, as soon as like you got to that moment, yeah, I swear down, man, this party that like Moses, but face deep, I'm talking about face deep, I'm talking about yo, I'm talking about straight in there, but I became an animal, I became a different man. Grab it, there ain't nothing wrong. He's not lying, G, that's how I be. I'm gonna eat some pussy, but there's nothing wrong with some good clean on bread. Do you get me? Nothing wrong with that. Yeah? Yeah, I'm telling you. You put it in. She ready. That's her technique. But I'm facing it, suck it. You get me, switch the tongue all the way around it, baby, if you get me, all the juices and all that shit, baby, it's like a passion fruit. You get me, switch the tongue all the way around it, baby, if you get me, all the juices and all that shit, baby, it's like a passion fruit. I love that shit. So do I, technique still. It's all right, it's great stuff. Oh, she ready. She ready. I guarantee you she gave him some. She had to, I don't believe she did. Other than sex, as you have a lot of... After episode eight, the series was over. There's nothing left. What else do you like to do? I like giving people advice. I like helping people. Yeah. I love doing music. That's my main thing. Snap out now on all digital platforms and that. You get me. But like, I love helping people, brother. Like, you get me. I love helping people. Like, I do like relationship advice. I get people DMing me like... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you give relationship advice? Yeah, yeah. What kind of person is taking relationship advice off this man? Who told? No, no, no. No, who told? I'm not gonna lie, he said some very deep shit in this whole, into the 16 minutes that I've listened to. So, I mean, he's obviously talking to you, so he's big up in himself. He's trying to get somewhere with you. But he said some stuff that's been eye-opening. I'm not lying. Like, literally, like a few years ago, some girl DMed me. Like, she said that her man was a crush dresser and she started sending me pictures of him and he was wearing dresses and he was wearing her shoes and that. You get me? And I just... I just told her like, yo, man's just living his life expressing itself in it. If you're not down with it, you can't do shit. So then me and her linked up like a week later and we was... No, this is what I'm saying. That's not advice. That's just like... No, but I helped her, but a man won't give her no dick. That's man's. All right, so just make space for you. No, but he's depriving her, but she's going insane, but a man's wearing her heels and that. That's man's. Do you not want love? Snipe out now on all digital platforms. Yeah. You don't want that all of life. I want peace, Bev. Yeah? I want money. That's what I want. You want just money. The love team. Money's what I want. So you don't want love? No, no, no, no, Bev, because... You haven't been broken? Yeah, a few times. Love will get you hurt, man. Love will get you killed. Loyalty. Give me loyalty before you give me love, man, because loyalty, tell people this all the time, man. Loyalty is open and shut. There's no wavering. Loyalty is what it is. My motherfuckers can say they love you and take you off this planet the next day and then say it's out of love. That's weird as hell. Like, how? What are you talking about? Is that why you don't want love? Do you feel like you've been burned so many times you're just not on it now? Do you know what it is here? I'm on a laying in gal down thing right now, Bev. I'm not gonna lie. It's just about laying down the gal then right now, Bev. I just feel like, Bev, this willies got to be shared, Bev. I just got to laying down the gal. That dick is not going anywhere nearly. Yes, it did. You haven't even done it enough? Nah, Bev. Shorty, yes, it did. I've got to explore the world, Bev. This is London, it's a bigger world, Bev. It's Brazil, Bev, France, Sweden, Russia, Beatings, Bev. You ever gonna settle down? Like, when... She at least got some top from her. You're gonna be like, right, that's it. I'll snap out of now no digital platforms, Bev. Yeah, how annoying you are. That's what I'm gonna start saying with people. When people ask me some shit that I don't want to answer, I'm gonna tell them the lit one on YouTube. What the fuck? What advice do you give guys to get laid? It's free things, yeah? Number one, look presentable. Yeah, you get me. Go get yourself a decent haircut if you're fat-busted. Go gym. Some man can't pull it off, you get me. Yeah, that's number one, get your appearance down. You get me. You don't want to be scaring off the gell then. Yeah? Number two, be confident about yourself. Don't matter if you're broke. Don't matter if you're a top waist man. You can make it work. A lot of men are super waist man. That's facts, man. Confidence, confidence goes a long way with women. Confidence, if you come up to a girl confidently, she's gonna be like, who the fuck is this? What the hell he got going on in life? I like that. You get gelled. You just need a bit of confidence, yeah? And number three, don't overthink the thing. A lot of men think that chatting to a gelled is a big thing. Approaching a gelled is a big thing. You just got to look at it like this. Don't go in there with no motives. Even trying to go in there to get pussies amacting. Just go in there on some get to know the person thing and everything will fall into place. That's a fact. Like one of my boys used to, we used to go out, go out to the club and they on their mind was, I'm only going out because I'm getting something. They wouldn't get none. Like, bro, you can't go out like that. You got to go out like, I'm just going out to have a good time and if that should happen, I have it. Because if that's the only thing on your mind, that's the only thing you're gonna be searching for the whole night. You're gonna jag your night. You're gonna start having a terrible night after the first three rejections and shit. The place is when you try and force it and try and have an objective, try and have a motive, try and have some sort of end goal, you're gonna show your cards straight away. Y'all is gonna see through that, see you're trying to get pussies, see you ain't got no confidence and it's gone. Just strike up a regular conversation to get rejected. But if there's big y'all out here, it's not that deep. Are you a family man? Nah, bruv, I don't give a fuck about family. If my whole life has just been me and my mom, I don't care about family. Both of my parents had a one night stand-brev in a crack house. They made me, they both got schizophrenia. My mom, my gran adopted me. That's just me and my mom. That's all it is, that's all I give a fuck about. Mom's like 83 years old, yeah? And when she passes, that's it, bruv. I'm not gonna be on a super mad thing, but yeah. No, no, no, don't do that. But yeah, when it comes to the family- Does your mom not wanna see like grandkids and stuff? I don't know, man, but like- Have you ever had that conversation genuinely? Like, does she know how active you are? Like, just- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mama used to meet Begel. Yeah, but has she ever just been like, you know what, like- Mine, too. My mom had to sit down and have a conversation with me. She said, stop introducing me to women unless you're gonna date them. I felt it. I felt it. I felt it. Nah, she told me not to get none of these things pregnant, bruv. She was like, don't get none of these things pregnant. You're moving mad. I remember that at 23. Yeah, he never knew about me and I never knew about him because it was a one night stand-ting in it. Like, I literally just met, there was an Elin, they had a one night stand. That must have been the best pussy I had in his life, bruv, because like, literally, they made me in it. So like, after that, it's disappeared, bruv. It's not his fault though, it get me. Did his thing when they were selling drugs and then out of prison and all that stuff. And then he'd come out of prison. He was in prison for like seven years. Then he'd come out and then my grandson went on bus. He said like, you know, he got a son. And he was like, what? Then he grabbed my granny's throat against the wall and he off the bus and he ran down the stairs. But then they made the connection or whatever and then I met him. But yeah, he's all right, man, he's all right. So if I- You know, his childhood and upbringing and it explains a lot of how he moves them. It's always like that. Except with a hundred men. How do you feel about that? I feel like you need to get some professional help, bruv. Come with me, son. I'm sure that you come with yourself then, innit? No, bruv. Like, I'm fine with people's body count. I generally don't have an issue with your body count. Why do I have to be Virgin Mary? It's like, only fans. Get out of the only fans. I'm all for that shit. I love that shit. I think you should do that. But for the wifey, man can't do that, bruv. Because look at this, look at the only fans. So why should I make you my husband? Is that what I'm saying? No, you ain't got me, though. That's what I'm saying. So what's acceptable for you? I don't think about girls' body counts. I'll never ask. I rather not know. Okay, okay. I'm never gonna ask you. I don't wanna know that shit. Same. How can you be my wife, my queen, my soulmate? These times, man can see your pussy for full 99 a month, bruv. Netflix is 10 pounds, bruv. Netflix is 10 pounds. That means my girl's pussy is worth less than Netflix, bruv. That's mad. Do you reckon you ever- I never even looked at it because only friends do be full 99. Sometimes that should be free as fuck. And Netflix, the one I'm paying for, because you can use it on multiple TVs and multiple households is 16.99. That's tough. For a will, just set with just one woman and not cheat, be with her. Snap out now on all digital platforms. Honestly, I hate you. It's so hard to have a conversation with her. So I'm gonna take that as a no. Snap out now on all digital platforms, bruv. I feel like this is a front and this is why you've got your glasses on. And I think that it's like an insecurity thing. And the nicest way, you have good intent- Tell her one more time, will you? We're a snapper out there. You just choose not to and it's a shame. And that's why I'm not full of that bad word, storyline that I could make you change. You're just toxic business. Big man thing. Choose to the toxicity and that. Done. Yeah? No, really? That's a fuck no, bruv. That shit makes my dick soft, bruv. Never. Really? Once I get a fuck- Would you fire at me? No. Oh, okay. I'm on a med list, like, no, bruv. Like- Really? Get some VIP, bruv. Spray that shit in the toilet after you're done. Yeah. Don't be like, it is shitting up the place. But it's normal. It is normal, bruv. But that whole fighting and burping shit, that's the first way to put me the fuck off. Really? Like, I will cheat on you so quick, bruv. Like, it's just so quick. I just feel like that's med disrespectful. Like, fighting and burping in front of me. Like, what the fuck is this? I change, it's not. Yeah, but still, like, fighting and burping, like, it's like, am I your child, bruv? Really? That is perfect, mate. Bruv, a girl cannot- I mean, if we've been in a relationship for a long time, man, whatever, like, go ahead and let it loose. But don't, you know, make sure they keep in quiet. You know what I'm saying? Once they started getting the sound of, like, mine, it's like, hey, listen. You're getting too comfortable. That ass is getting too loose. Go do a squat or something. That ain't supposed to come out like that. Like, chill. Fight around me for a stinky betty, bruv. It's not happening. I want a best friend, though. You know what I'm saying? My man's my best friend. Do you know what it is? If you're like, once you fight in front of me, you can never try and be sexy. The moment you put on, like, lingerie and that, I'm just looking at you like, bruv, look at this stinky betty girl, bruv. A smelly bum, bruv. Oh, yeah, sorry. It depends on it, if like, if you've got some shit kids, bruv, it's like, no, bruv. You get me? I've had times where we're not a girl's house. One time I was at a girl's house. I held a- Honestly, at my age, yeah, man, you gotta expect that to bitch a guy kid. I mean, a female guy kid. Like, that's the air that comes with it because I'm not dating- My baby mama is young and I would never date another young mother for good again in my life. Biggest mistake in my life, would never do it again. So, you gotta be at least 26, 27. Lower than that, man, you gotta- You still figuring out who the hell you are in life? No, I'm good. I hold a girl's hand and her son, literally, bruv, he threw a plastic chair at me, bruv. I was like, yo, dear kid. Have you seen it? Yeah, I don't give a f***, bruv, he threw a plastic chair at me. But if the kids are nice, then they say, yeah, all the way, I don't mind. When you get to a certain age, like, you're gonna have to expect a girl has kids, bruv. You get me? So, it's not a problem. See? Unless your kids are dick. See? Kids. You can't call kids dickheads. Yeah, you can, bruv. There's a lot of dickheads out there, bruv. Bear them. No. Yes or no. Some girl, like, you need to give them that cut off for life of why they're always gonna think of you. And then if I get off a new woman and never want you ever thinking that you're some conversation to her, you're dead, bruv. I'm right there. You can ride with anybody to her. You're nobody to her. You can't just be lingering in the back. He's right. It's a yes and a no. You need to know that this is the upgrade, bruv. You ought to knock your 5110, bruv. This is an iPhone 15. Ain't no comparison. Yeah, but knock yours was a good friend, though. Yeah, but that's some old shit, bruv. We ain't f***ing without no more. I don't mind, because I think, for me, I've never really had a toxic end to relationships. But then why about your new guy, like, you just... Nah, but there's a boundary, do you know what I'm saying? I'm never gonna have my man look stupid. I'm not embarrassing my man. But even his chantier ex-man is a bit of a violation. Just knowing the fact that you're chatting to the ex-man that had his will in your mouth, it's mad. You get me? So would you not be happy with that? Hell no. If it's a serious thing, nah, man. You can't be chatting to that man. Yeah, all the time, bruv. That's standard. Yeah, sucking toes is bliss. I wouldn't spell man not so much. Nah, but I've had girls suck my toes before. Yeah, if you've got nice feet. If you've got nice feet. Yeah, it's nice. It hits you in different places. Like, you feel tingles. It's like you're licking your nipples on that. It's like, yo, it's a bit zesty, but it hits the spot. You get me? Yeah, nice. Nah, that's a bit zesty, but hey, do not don't. I'm good. If a girl's got pretty toes as well, it's amazing. Like, when you're sucking a girl's toes, it's just, whew. Get me? I'm going mad. Like, I put my tongue between the nail, baby toe, all of that shit. Yeah? I love that shit. Is there anything you're embarrassed to admit? Nah, not really. Nah, nah. You know what it is? I've gone for some upsharing it. So then, you know, when you go for some mad shit, like, you've got to be super, like, open. Like, I've had times when I've been super broke, a tin came to my yard, you go to the shower, you've got to wear shoes to the shower, bruv, because the floor's soaked as f***. I was living in a mad place. There's maggots on the floor, like, tings of your yard to see the maggots on the floor. You can't say shit, bruv. I feel like you're really desensitized to, like, things like that. I don't know, I've got to live life, isn't it? Like, just because it's a bit shit, I'm not going to get, like, it's depressing enough, isn't it? I've got to find little ways to make myself smile. Bruv, who the f*** do you think she is, bruv? Trisha Goddard in that, bruv. She thinks she's a therapist. Lung. This is going to work on your favor, man, because she thinks she can fix you. She thinks she can change you. And she can't, man. What if my ex was after you? If it's over, gal, he needs to f*** off. But if he's got a personal problem with me, I'd have to mash him up. But if it's over you, I ain't beefing over you, bruv. Why? What if we were together? I ain't beefing over gal. What can we love? Can't beef over gal. So earlier, when I asked you that, when you gave me your scenario... Yeah. ...so now there's no beef over gal. No, you shouldn't beef over gal. I'd have a problem with him coming to me, not with you, because I'm not beefing over gal, but on a men level, if he's trying to cross that line, I have to mash him up. That's the man. Okay, so what if we were out then, without your woman, if someone touches me in the club, what are you doing about it? I'd have to mash him up, because now you're... Yeah, that's not beefing over gal, though. That's disrespecting me, as a man. You can touch me. That means you think I'm some type of... some type of HOE or something. It's not even about you. I think I'm a pussy, yo. That's why you're doing that. Only fans is off the cards, then. No, no, I only cook gal for only fans. It's not gonna be no super-relationship thing, bruv, because, like I said, if only fans, the levels escalate. One minute, it's the show in the nipple. You get me? Next thing you know, you're trying to charge man a subscription of £20 for you to suck willy on there, bruv. Two years later, now you're trying to show man your whole uterus, bruv. Giving birth on there. Mad. Now that means, as soon as my youth enters the earth, as soon as he comes into the world, he's already a waste, bruv, because his mum's moving mad. Can't have that. What if I genuinely want to involve other people in our sex life? If it's another gal called, if you try to bring man them in there, it's a whole another mad thing, bruv. Why? Now you're just violating me on next level. Now I've got to watch next man f*** the shit out of you while I'm there in the back, just watching like a victim, bruv. What is the point of having a man? So, man's gonna be drilling you out, and I'm, like, looking at man's bullbags clapping off your bum cheeks. That's mad. That's gonna give me PTSD. Now I'm insane. So, seeing the next man's bullbags clapping against your bottom lip, bruv. Now I'm just watching, mad thing. If it's another... Oh, my God. Oh, wait. It's bullbags clapping off your bum cheeks. Clap having a man. So, man's gonna be drilling you out, and I'm looking at man's bullbags clapping off your bum cheeks. Man, that's gonna give me PTSD. Now I'm insane. So, seeing the next man's bullbags clapping against your bottom lip, bruv. Now I'm just watching, mad thing. If it's another gal, it's cool. But a gal has to be on your level. You get me? You can't be bringing no super fat bitch built like a snowman to me, bruv. It's dead. I like big things. If you're built like a snowman, there's thick, I like big and curvy. Super big and curvy. You could be 16, 17, 18 stone and curvy. But if you're built like a raspberry, it's not happening, bruv. Can't just be out here built like a minion, bruv. What is this? Why? Is it a raspberry? That's gonna make... No, because that's gonna make my dick soft, bruv. If your belly is bigger than your bum, come on now. That's some biggest loser shit now, bruv. How's your belly sticking out further than your bum? Man, you're built like Tyson Fury, bruv. That's man. What if I earn more money than you? I don't mind that. That's all good of me. Most gal I've ever dated earn way more than me. Way more. I like that shit. That means that you're a bad sign. You get me? You can elevate me on some next shit and inspire me and motivate me to get on your level. I love that shit. Thanks. How do you think you've done on the date? I don't really give a shit. I'm not gonna lie, bruv. Because I know that I did good. You get me? I know that I'm a spice. Right. Regardless of how it goes, I don't give a shit, bruv. I'm gonna leave it and get some pussy anyway. So I had a great time. You get me? How about you? You have a good time? I've had a good time. I don't know. I like that. Dink a shit. You get me? I think it was a great date. You get me? Like I left the house. I was in a good mood. Came out here. It was a nice day. Had some wine, some good conversation. It was nice. He was honest, so I can't knock him. He was an honest guy, but that was awful. Like, who talks about sex so much? She was cute. I like her. He didn't staff it. You joined in. You can't. Survived. There was definitely not a second date. If she put on about a two-three stone, I would definitely date her again. I think he handled the grinning well. Although, like, I felt I couldn't really grill him. I just was trying to, like, confide in me, you know? I think I did well, you know? I feel like throughout that whole thing, I got to know her a bit well. You get me? So it was nice. I guarantee you go look on their social media as they're following each other. And she's definitely DM'd him. I don't want to hear it. I didn't go. The moment he walked in, I thought, you know what? Let me just ride it out. It surprised me that she was a bit nervous still. She looked a bit rattled. Not going to lie. I think what impressed me the most was his honesty, because I genuinely like an honest man. But, however, it didn't actually impress me what was coming out of his mouth. Big man ting. I think she's definitely going to rate me a 10, bruv. If you get me, I'm the main event. How could she not? A 10? I think some of that crack rubbed off on him. That girl definitely likes bad boys, bruv. I'm telling you. Mandem, bad man, hit our rap, bruv. I'm telling you, she's on that. This is a very generous score that I'm going to give him. I felt like he was opening up and honest, and I always want to know an honest man. But he has way too much trauma going on, and I'm not trying to mother him. I just want to partner. So I'm going to give him a three. I feel like that three is a lot of cap, man. To your little even like, comment, subscribe, turn on your post notifications. This was hilarious.