 You know you also have a hole in your shorts with a butt? Do I? Yeah, like a major... I don't know if you saw it... You did well. I did. I did. It's gigantic! It's called my anus. So, welcome back to our stupid reaction video. It's up Corbin! And you follow us on Instagram! Twitter, pow! Just get back to us! It's so cute. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Paulson on personal YouTube channels? Yeah, yeah, should. Links in the description below. Today, we're doing a little stage comedy. Good stuff, as always. Today, I believe this is a new guy we get to hear about. His name is Ruta Begumakadegin. Kanan, Kanan Gill. I was no work close. Uh, yeah, maybe Kanan? Kanan Gill. Looks like it's spelled exactly like Kanan Road. It's exactly like Kanan Road, K-A-N-A-N. So maybe it is Kanan. Sorry, there's noise in the back. You probably heard. But this is called How Indians Do Time Pass. It's a weird. It is. How Indians do time pass. You mean how do Indians pass the time? Maybe. What is that kid who's saying he said? Time table, right? Did he say time table? He did. He did. He does now. He said, and we in India here, say time table. I don't remember. Well, I do. I guess it's time pass. Yes, how do Indians do time pass? That's all I know about. But I'm hoping it'll be funny. You said butt, which is funny, because you have a hole in your pants at the butt. It's great to be back in India. That was great. Wow, that was fun. We're back in the world alert this year. It's good to be back in Bangalore, where we have no need for small talk. Not a single. The best thing about India is you can look someone you don't know in the eyes and just fucking walk right by. There is a lot of staring. Yeah. You don't deserve internet. That's how I feel all the time. No, it's not the case in other countries. I was in North America getting a coffee, which is the national sport. Yes, about right. It's a hole. When you walk in, you have to first say, hi, how are you? How are you? I'm good as well. Yeah. Hot outside, isn't it? Yeah. It is hot. Then you can begin speaking. That's true. It's pretty accurate. In this much time, the population of India has died. That's accurate. Don't just moan it off. Don't only pick talk. Talk to an auntie. Hello, waiter. What is your yearly salary? Wow, that's straight to me. I was not talked about here. No. I haven't been away that long, came back. Everything's different. All the airports now are silent airports. Don't make any announcements at the airport anymore. The reason I know that is because they made an announcement to say that there will not be any announcements. But now, it's a silent announcement. What? Ladies and gentlemen, we just want to let you know that this will not happen except for this one, which you will do every three minutes. Do this to prevent noise pollution India's biggest problem. Yeah. The country is running out of water. They're like, at least they're in Taiwan. They said, no announcements. People still have to catch their flight. So what they do is they send the guy from the airlines to personally come and scream in your face. Pollution prevented. Before, a simple announcement. Go ahead, go on, passengers. The reboot to gate number three. Now there's one guy walking around. Go ahead. He just doesn't give a shit. I didn't even say he's from Go ahead. Seems like a fan of the airlines. Go on. Looks like Shane Kebore's brother. He's a little bit. Yeah, there's a little relationship out there. You know, sometimes they're looking for a particular passenger because it's just a man standing and yelling. Looks like a couple having a fight. It's either Mr. Patel promises. You can't keep Mr. Patel. We're coming to watch the show. You are? It's a good time, person. To watch the movie. He smiles like a dead dog. Time pass is both an activity and a review of an activity. What's your place? That was very smart. I don't get it. It's an activity and a review of an activity because you're thousands of time between thinking about something that's... How is the show? Oh, time pass. First thing you can say about a show. How did the show feel? Like the passage of time. Complement. But in India, we do time pass. Shows you how we think. That means I am there. Time will pass. Just have to do. In the West, they don't have time pass. They have pass time. Pass time is like a hobby. It's something you do to pass time. People are like, my pass time, it's writing actually. And they're like, well, we read your writing and it's time pass. Looks recently have been really short. Really short. Oh, I mean, I guess they need to be... Maybe most of them have been Netflix and they just were like, oh, here's a clip. Go watch it special now. We've gotten accustomed to watching things that are three hours long. So like a couple of like the ones in the past have been like 15 minute little clips. So like you can get into it for, it's very funny. He also bears a striking resemblance to his Shahid Kapoor. He also kind of smiles like him as well, a little bit. A little bit. Yeah, but that was funny. I can, I also, I obviously I wasn't paying attention to what was going on speaking wise when we were in the deli for it. No, we were too upset when we were there all day. If you aren't familiar. It was what happened to us. It was awful. It was really, it was without question. We were supposed to... The worst experience I've ever had in an airport. We were supposed to have two days in Jaipur. We ended up having one because the other day was spent in the deli airport thanks to India Air. Yeah, I was at... Air India Air. Yeah, it was not because of the deli airport, but because of Air India. I did not notice if it was silent or not. Is that true or are the airports actually silent? I couldn't tell you. It could be hilarious though, for that reason. I can't imagine they were because I would pick up on that. If I walk into a place and there's no music playing, I immediately pick up on it and I'm like, okay, what's going on? It's a library in here. Why is it dead in here? So I think they had at least Musak or background music playing of some kind or I would pick up on that. But however, I was so bent out of shape, I don't know that I would have cared. Yeah. Nick was ready to rip somebody's head off. Oh yeah. I had to protect him. I had to protect the airline employees from him. This is not a joke. This is not a joke. Anyways, but it is true though about in America, the initial small talk. 100% true. It's because we're actually not expecting an answer, usually like, hey man, how you doing? Yeah. It's either it's just good or you say, hey, how you doing? Hey, that's like it's, hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Yeah. Like not, you don't actually answer unless it's just a one word good. We don't actually care. Or I remember, cause you know, coming from New York, growing up in Los Angeles, I remember the first time I encountered someone on the street. Kona. I remember the first time I encountered somebody on the street in Omaha, Nebraska. They're walking past me. Normal thing to do in LA. If you're walking literally right by somebody, it would be common, not expected, but common to go, hi. Kona. Be common to just give a, you know, a quick little hi. Yeah. I just gave a quick little hi to this guy in Omaha, Nebraska. And he goes, hi, how you doing? Yeah. He stops walking and like, I'm fine. How are you? Where are you headed? I'm going up to the firehouse dinner theater. Oh, you live around here? Well, I'm just here from Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Wow. I've always wanted to go to Los Angeles. I'm headed to dot, dot, dot. Okay. Well, I'll talk later. Nice talking to you. I was like, yeah, the south, that's real. The south has a much more communal. Absolutely. And they actually like the west and the south. They'll stop and help you out with your car. Absolutely. They have their, they have their Texas wave too. Yeah. If you're on a road, a farm to market road, they call them FM roads. If you're on a farm to market road, it's one way this way and one way this way. And you can drive 25 minutes without seeing anybody. Yeah. But what do you do if you pass somebody and your hands on your hands on the wheel, you just, it's called the Texas wave. Hey. Yep. No joke. We don't know why this is. It's only in Texas. Yeah. It's quite strange, but yeah, it is true. Like when you're in car, hey man, how you doing? Good man, how are you? Good. I'm doing pretty good. I don't have a... Yeah, Starbucks. Yeah. Hi, how you doing? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm doing good. So what are you gonna have? I'm gonna... Yeah. That's the common polite way to talk. Yeah. If you were to go up to the counter and just straight up go, I want a grande latte, it would be construed as a little bit rude. Right? Yeah. You have to say, How are you doing? I don't care actually, how you doing? That is not something I can... Even in the drive-through, when you're pulled to the drive-through, hi, how are you doing? Can I take your order? There's always a little hi, how are you doing? Yeah, it's a little introduction. Yep. But it is quite funny that it's just... Do you just stare? What's your salad? Well, and it's true. I don't know much, but we obviously, this is the first time we're hearing time pass. I guess that's like, how do we pass the time? Versus a pass time. Yeah, he says it's different. Yeah. He says our pass time is like, America's pass time, you know, baseball. Yeah, baseball is considered America's pass time. How to pass, a fun way to pass the time, versus killing time, yeah. But he was funny, I'd like to see more from him. Me too. He was a funny guy, I thought he had good stage presence, like... I bet he's just getting warmed up too. Yeah. I bet his standup gets really, really good. I'm really interested in this. Let us know more from him down below. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. You're f**king kidding me.