 Fuck you, Disney. What's up guys? My name is Glassfoot and Today I am not doing a movie review. As many of you recently know this week released Tenant and on Disney Plus one Tenant is actually a fairly good movie and I would say Go watch it if you haven't though be very safe And if you do not want to go to the movie theater right now I totally understand not your fault at all if you do not wish to go, but as a Random-ass movie reviewer on YouTube. I have to put it a video about Mulan But I do not have Disney Plus and I refuse to watch this new version of the movie Because I am sick as shit of Disney's live-action Remix with the last one that came out being Maleficent Mistress of Evil It's like Disney was like, huh? Well people hated the fact that we took one of the best pure evil villains that we've ever written before and Turned her into a good guy. Let's make her sympathetic for some reason. The villain of that movie's motivations Do not make sense on their own. Maleficent's motivation to protect her daughter Who she is supposed to hate in every other version of this fucking story If you cannot tell I did not like Mistress of Evil I do not like the first Maleficent movie either. I do not like Cinderella. I do not like the Lion King I do not like Dumbo. I do not like Aladdin I do not like any of the live-action movies that have come out that I have set through and watched because they all feel like slower worse versions of the original animated classics that they are trying to Remake and you know what? I Don't have a problem with remakes. I don't have a problem with remakes just in general The whole reason I don't have an issue with remakes is if you do the remake right It can be better or just as good as the original movie And then I just have another version of the story that I love that I can watch seriously I love both versions of true grit. I think they're both entertaining a cell to watch Depends on what I want if I want a more campy Bruce Wayne movie. I watch the campy Bruce That's not his name John Wayne if I want to campy as John Wayne film I watch the campy John Wayne movie if I want a more like book accurate Gritty version. I watched the one that stars The fucking dude I have two different variants on this thing that I can watch and guess what I enjoyed both of them Because they're both really good same with the karate kid I have two different versions of the movie that I can watch I personally enjoy the first one a hell of a lot more because I grew up watching that one for a while before The 2010 remake came out, but I still like the version with Jaden Smith, though I have an issue why is it not called kung-fu kid? They're not even doing karate They're doing kung-fu with the sorry I did karate for like nine years and that's something that has always pissed me off Is that the fact that it's kung-fu not karate, but they're coming to karate That is not the point of this video Disney has managed to tap into a market that saddens me the market of Nostalgia in 2013 when Disney remakes Cinderella They found that they managed to tap into a gold mine known as the market of Nostalgia everyone knows the original Disney version of the film everyone knows how the animated version goes So they were like, huh, I wonder what this updated version will have and what that will give us It gave us nothing in my opinion and actually lessened her character overall Because as opposed to putting our main heroine Cinderella in the situation where she literally would have no escape Instead, her father dies when she's 18. She's a fully free person She's allowed to leave her house whatever the hell she wants to go do whatever she wants And she's met the prince on several occasions prior to the ball yet She never tries to leave and like get a job as a maid at the castle or something Also at the end of the film when the stepper locks her in the attic to prevent the prince from finding her so that the prince Will not marry her she just accepts her death Unlike in the original animated version where she bangs on the door She fights she gets the animals to help her get her the fuck out So she can make it to the prince and marry him But for some reason people seem to fucking enjoy the shit out of that fucking version of the story I don't understand nor do I know why nor will I ever understand why the hell People were drawn to a crap version of the first story And then when the same thing happened with the beauty and the beast remake where Everything that is good about the original was taken out for the remake and Pointless shit was added into the film now. I'm not saying there weren't beautiful parts of the live-action remake There were there was some gorgeous imagery in it Actually, one of the better songs was the beast song when Belle is leaving I actually enjoyed that but you added This element into the film that was this book that could just teleport you anywhere But you still make her do the ride into town to save my dad thing on the horse Just bite that you have this teleportation element to it The fuck you add something that could actually have changed the story and made it interesting And you don't use it for the sake of recreating shots from the animated Shots that don't even look half as good because the animated could go ham with the colors that it wanted to so I Decided that I am not going to watch one unless a friend of mine has Disney Plus and They happen to wish to watch it while I am around and I say fuck it Let's go because I am drunk or something. I do not wish to view that movie sober I do not wish to view the remake of Milan pretty much at all because apparently they are trying to tell the true story of Mulan the only problem you have a magical witch in the movie So it is not the true story of Mulan also fun fact the original story original the Chinese version of the story and With Mulan coming home finding out that her father is dead Her mother has remarried and the Emperor has summed her to be one of his concubines So she offs herself in the original version of Mulan Mulan dies So unless you're going to give me a version of Mulan where that all happens. Fuck you. Do not remake the goddamn movie Okay, that would be a little bit dark for Disney movie Especially if they were to you know kill off a character like Mulan But one of the things I love about the original one is the fact that it plays into the fact that she's a woman She has to hide the fact that she is not a man for a majority of the film And at the end she is not trusted by most of her former companions when she tries to convince them Hey, the Huns aren't dead. They're coming here. We have to stop them. She gets ignored initially She's only able to convince the three men that she helped directly save on multiple occasions throughout training and in that fight with The Huns and she only convinces Shang Her love interest from the original the bye dude She only manages to convince him after the three of them agree to help her. This is where I draw my biggest issue with Disney's remakes the elements that they pull from the original sources their Movies are the elements that make you recognize the story as a whole and yet they give out the elements that make you Care that make you want to come back to the movie over and over and over again to keep witnessing What's happening? What will occur? What will happen to these characters and for me? that's a fucking shame because Disney when I was a child were my favorite movies full of wonder and excitement Entertainment there are some of the things that got me interested in filmmaking just in general Peter Pan Mulan Beauty and the Beast Lion King Aladdin these movies were Inspirations to me as a child. They helped grow my imagination Helped me understand what the fuck good storytelling was and how to enjoy it on a much higher Conceptual level than I ever would have without them and to see a company that I love just fall back Into the nostalgia bait by making movie after movie that is just a slower More boring less entertaining version of movies They've already put out and have existed for years makes me so fucking sad And it makes me so angry. This isn't gonna do anything There are company first and foremost and they want to make money And they know the way to do that is with nostalgia bait and I'm very sad to say that but I Understand it and there's nothing I can unfortunately do about it That's the way the movie industry works now and I can't change that but I would love if Disney would listen to me Listen to the fans listen to the critics of your movies and my hope movie-going audiences Learn and they have stopped going to them fucking Lion King for the most part was Panned by a lot of people because it is just a slower more boring version of a movie We've already seen and existed for over 20 years by that point They were he made it and so that is why I would like to sincerely say Fuck you Disney fuck you for falling into traps of nostalgia bait not making movies to inspire people To make people critically think and to enjoy the movies that exist that make people want to become filmmakers and inspire them to do Amazing amazing things you're still putting out good stuff. The Mandalorian is what a perfect fucking example of this It's such a good show But you fell into this trap with Star Wars by trying to make them blockbuster movies Which isn't what they are they are experimental science fiction Masterpieces that are so much fun to watch because it had to make over 200 effects for the original trilogy They are three of my favorite movies of all time not because they're masterworks in these great blockbuster action pieces But because they are entertaining and well-told stories that just Inspire the imagination and when you tried to make Star Wars a blockbuster It doesn't work when you make movies that were animated So they had this high-energy and fast-paced motion because that's how the animation medium works High energy you can go crazy with stuff have characters move in ways They never would be able to in real life have their facial expressions go fucking insane And it can look like the most beautiful thing because you are not bound by the laws of this reality when you take those animated films and Put them in live action with these dull Dull ass atmospheres in these dull environments that don't inspire imagination We're doing a disservice to the original films to every fan of those movies and to every modern-day Moviegoer that will potentially see your films and I would for one would love to see it stop I would love to see movies get made that are original that have Inspiring things and you're on the right path with Pixar fucking big hero 6 was Phenomenal and what was based on a comic book. It was still had a number of original ideas Soul looks amazing Coco was one of your best movies in recent memory Moana's fucking Phenomenal, please with your Pixar you are going in the right direction. Please take the main company back Otherwise, I'm gonna have to continue and make more videos like this. I'm gonna have to continue to say Fuck you Disney. I Hope that y'all enjoyed this video this rant about Disney's current state I'm specifically making in response to their release of move on though This might get released in a couple of days from when I'm filming this I don't really know that because I didn't film this early because I'm dumb ass anyway I hope that you all enjoyed this video if you'd like to follow me on any of my social media links to both my Twitter and my Instagram are going to be in the description down below as Always and with that. I hope that you guys have a fantastic day and as always Peace out guys