 I'm curious. Where were you on January 6th of 2020? I was not anywhere near Washington, DC. Are you sure? Mike, are you familiar with Trumpster Bob at all? No, but I'm intrigued by the name alone. Okay. He lives up to the name. I'll play. Yeah. He's, he lives in- Before you put him on, Mike, before you put him on. Mike, picture a Trumpster Bob in your head and then we'll see how well it matches. Okay. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. And trigger warning, trigger warning. He uses a lot of words. Oh, he'll say stuff. Yeah. He'll say stuff. No filter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll say the things that racist people say we're all thinking. He'll say the thing. Yeah. Okay, yeah. He uses the- Yeah. Yes, he is. He uses the F word a lot. Like, but I don't think he does in this- Oh my God, that is exactly what I was thinking. What the fuck? He's perfect. Oh my God. Mexicans up here talk all that shit. He lives near- He lives in South Texas near the border of Mexico. And he's about to claim that a lot of the Mexicans in his area are actually secret Muslims that snuck over the border and they are posing as legal Mexican Americans so that they can rig the elections where he lives. Yeah, sounds legit. As Muslims. Yes. That's the important part. This is like a birds aren't real levels conspiracy theory. Have you all heard of birds aren't real? Oh yes. I haven't heard of birds aren't real. I haven't heard of Australia's not real. I like that one. Yeah. It's like that birds are all like drones, basically. They're spider birds. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, replaced by the government. Yeah. I like that. But when I go to a restaurant and I'm ordering like a lot of jalapenos with my dish and I'm eating them jalapenos, they just look at me. Like that. That's how you know you got a fake fucking Mexican. Yeah. When you're eating jalapenos in a Mexican restaurant and there's a Mexican person sitting there looking at you and they look afraid, they're actually not real Mexicans. I'm trying to figure out the logic. Yeah. First of all, as somebody with the weird voice, I have to point out his voice is very funny. Yes. I mean, I feel like it's great. It's like a cartoon character voice. Yeah. I like how it's double racist because it's like, okay, he's calling the Mexicans all like secret Muslims, but also assuming the only way they could be real Mexicans is if they liked jalapenos. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Yep. You let the Muslim pretending to be a Mexican Muslims are scared to death of jalapenos. They can't stand hot food. They're pussies. You get a real Mexican? He can eat jalapenos like one, two, three, four, five drinking water with it. Just water. I can eat jalapenos like that. I can eat 20 of them like that. Easy. Doesn't that make you a Mexican? Yeah. By your own logic? Yes. It actually makes him not Muslim. He actually, he... I guess that's the important part is not Muslim. He gets drunk and calls places and does dumb shit. And one time he called 911 and freaked out on a 911. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, and by calls places, Ben means like the FBI and shit. Yes. What? Yes. Oh, yeah. And like he called Ted Cruz. You have to give me his channel info. I have to... Trumps for Bob. We've had the pleasure of speaking with Trumps for Bob. He's actually a big fan of the show, too. He is now. That's my favorite thing. What? He's like, you gotta say you guys' podcast. It's 10 out of 10. No, no, 9 out of 10. He didn't use to, though. 9 out of 10 because I expect y'all to do even better in the future. But if you talked to him a year ago, he'd say we were gay communists from California. Yeah. And we're like, we're not, we're not gay. We're not from California. And... And I'm not a communist. I'm a capitalist. I'm besties with Martin Shkreli. I love how he now simps for Eliza Giugiana. Like, it's so fucking great. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Any woman on the internet who gives him attention, sorry, any woman real or fake on the internet that gives him attention, he falls head over heels in love with. He's getting catfished by people in Africa claiming to be women in Africa interested in dating. He had a Nigerian girlfriend for a while. And he has 100% plans to move to Sierra Leone and build an economy there. There's a video of him cussing out a Western Union phone representative because they wouldn't allow him to send money to Nigeria. They're like, no, sir, sorry. They're like, sir, you're being scammed. Yes, basically. You liar. You don't say that about my woman. Yeah. I would love. She needs just $350 right now, and you better well send it. Sir, we literally can't. This is why I love your podcast because every time I come on and discover some new crazy person, it's just fascinating. Yeah. That's great. He is very fascinating. And it's weird because sometimes he'll be the meanest, most cruel person ever when we talk to him. And then there's other times where he's like the nicest guy ever. He's just basically what kind of a drunk he is at the time. Right. Right. There's also the Trumpster Bob butthole challenge, which is like. Oh, yes, of course. Unless we forget. Yeah. That's the meat and potatoes of his entire existence. He accuses. He says he calls everyone else gay, but he wants to get on video and compare buttholes with us to prove. Okay, Ben, you're throwing him under the bus. Yeah. There's logic and reason behind it. Logica stuff. Mike, as you know. What's that? Logica stuff, Scott. Logica stuff. As you know, every gay person has an absolutely wrecked, destroyed, prolapsed, blown out butthole. Just at like a disaster. Right? Everyone knows that. So in order to prove to Bob that you aren't gay and thus a good person, you have to take a photo or video of your butthole to show him it is not the aforementioned mess and that you're straight. And then I don't actually don't know what the endgame is. And then you get to be friends with Bob or. Yeah. Are you winning the butthole challenge? And a nice non-gay butthole there, boy. I don't know. I think if you win. If you don't look wrecked, I like you. Yeah. If you win Trumpster Bob's butthole challenge, a Keystone digitally prints out of his butthole and you're going to crack it. You're still light. Yeah. Keystone light. Yeah. So that's Trumpster Bob. A great man. Really fascinating. He is fascinating. Okay. I'm afraid to ask how many subscribers and like followers as you have. Not too many. He's not huge. Yeah. Okay. And it's mostly hate viewing. He's niche. You know. Okay. And that makes sense. Yeah. He does kind of, he has his people that like him, I guess, right? I like him, but I'm a... He's charming. I'm a horribly... He's charming. ...charming character. I feel like him and Jesse Lee Peterson should be friends. Oh, wow. They're the same age. They have the same views. They might hit it off. You know what though? For sure, yeah. Every time I think... Maybe they could date. I don't know. Every time Trumpster Bob, every time I think Trumpster Bob's going to like someone, he ends up attacking them. Yeah. Like Trumpster Bob. Like a wild bill for America. Probably like this guy. And then, yeah. Then it gets mad at him. Jesse Lee Peterson would probably say something bad about Trumpster Bob's Nigerian girlfriend. And that would be the thing that sets it off. That's true. That's true. We got him so mad one time because we pointed out how one of his plans was backwards. I'm mad. And he got so mad about it. Oh my God. Here he goes. Here he goes. And what's interesting, if you pause for a sec. Because like he insists... That's the first fall. He insisted that none of the flags were backwards. We're like, Bob, on our right of the screen, the big flag and the flag closest to it are facing opposite directions. So one of them is backwards, pal. And he like, he wouldn't believe it. Like he denied reality. It's like turn around. It's right there. I'm like, look to your left. You can see it. Turn around, white guy. He did nice. He wouldn't do it. It's just so insane. I love the noise of the cans collapsing and then you see them falling. This is quality content. I'd love to see his floor. I wish we could see his floor. Oh God. It's just a blanket of keystones. They're not like little ones. They're like the tall cans. Yeah, tall boys. They'll go through like 12 of them in a stream. Damn. It's impressive. Yeah, he does. He's going to fall again in a second here. Oh my God. Yeah. He comes back and falls again. He had to get up to use the... Oh, there you go. There you go. What the hell? He's just gliding through the door. Fuck after. Fuck after. Bob, we're here live with Mike from the Humanist Report. We got Scott. Hi, Bob. And today is Magikis' birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. How you doing, Mike? I'm doing well. How are you doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing really good. I'm doing fantastic. Good. That's good to hear. Yeah, Bob. I'm very, very morbidly curious about the butthole thing. So apparently you can tell if somebody is gay just by looking at their butthole. Now, the question I have is looking at another man's butthole technically is gay itself, but is there an exception just to determine the status of homosexuality? I do want more details about this. You just threw a misnomer in there, so let me correct you. Look at that. A man's butthole is not gay. Otherwise, every doctor has ever seen a guy's butthole gay, and that's just not true. Oh, check in, mate, Mike. Okay, okay. You should apologize. Yeah, Mike. You've never heard of a proctologist, Mike. Mike, you fucking homophobe. More times than not, the non-gay people will talk about a man's butthole more than a gay man. Interesting. No way. I will say this. I do talk a lot about buttholes. If Donald Trump doesn't run in 2024, who are you going to support next up? Because for me, I'm really eyeing Dami Mommy Marjorie. I think that she could be the next. If Trump don't run, I might run. Okay. There you go. Shit. Okay. That's a game changer. This is an announcement. Yeah. This is an exclusive announcement. This is an exclusive. As liberals, we do have a lot of money. In fact, last night, I was getting stoned with a billionaire and the guy that runs this place, just as three, spent the full day. A billionaire. Did you take the butthole challenge? Yeah. Well, I would, but I mean, you don't have to tell us, but how many people have taken the butthole challenge and shown you the picture? How many billionaires have taken the butthole challenge? Just a few people I've ever sat down and got stoned with a billionaire. You just got through meeting. Mr. Bob, I'm curious. Where were you on January 6th of 2020? I was not anywhere near Washington, DC. Are you sure? Are you sure? Were you anywhere near Washington, DC? He says Washington. Washington. Yeah. Yeah. Because the technical, I didn't say Washington. It's in Washington. I didn't say Washington. Yeah. Are you sure? It's a clever coverup of the truth. Bob, I know you don't like Ted Cruz, right? He's not even American. He's Canadian, right? I like Ted Cruz. He's cool. What? You like Ted Cruz? He's not even born in America. Trump said Cruz was bad. Trump made fun of Cruz. He said he had an ugly wife. And he was born in Canada. And his dad was born in Communist Cuba. Wow. I'm shocked. You know, he's also the Zodiac killer. He's Canadian. Bob. You want a Canadian to be president of the United States of America? Wow. I could eat a booger on national television. He has this on Canada and he is in America. And for one, the right, the right's okay with freedom boogers. You have the right to pick. That's true. The right believes you have the freedom to pick. Hey, Nick Fuentes ate a booger too. That's true. Yeah. Greg Abbott's wife. The next week, Greg Abbott signed a multi-billion dollar paper. And right now they're putting the wall up literally. They had to wait for the fencing. There's no wall. Bob, Bob, will you harvest a gnarly freedom booger right now and eat it for us? Well, they ate a booger. How much do you pay me? What is the price if somebody offered you to desecrate a flag on camera? Would you do it for a price? Because you said you'd be gay for pay. So would you desecrate a flag for like a thousand dollars on camera? That's a good question. Great question. How do I got it desecrated? You have to light it on fire and step on it. OK. A thousand dollars on it. OK. OK. Would you go lower like 500? 500? No. Freedom isn't free, guys. I'd do it for a fucking beer. How about wipe your ass with it? How much for that? Wipe my ass? Yeah, I'll tell you what. When I was a teenager, I saw Marilyn Manson live and he wiped his ass with the American flag. Pretty cool. And that was the worst thing he ever did. I probably have to deal with a thousand dollars. A thousand bucks? What if you just took like a poop right before too? Bob, I'm curious. So in the event there were to be a baby eating contest between you and Hillary Clinton. And if you beat her, you'd get a million dollars. Do you think you actually would be up for the challenge? You have to eat at least two babies because she's fast. Ten minutes. A million bucks. If they were monkey babies, I'd win. No human beings. Not monkey babies. No monkey baby, Trump. Bob would be too busy crying. He loves humans. Yeah, we're not going to go there. I'm not going to do that. Yeah, Bob is something of a humanist. A secular humanist. I'm not a fan of humanists. I saw a report on that. He does not like reports on humanists. What is communism because I have a feeling you don't even know what communism means because like Canada. When a small class of people run the country or when you take it in one person, that's capitalism, Bob. That's not really capitalism. 60 years ago, Walmart or definitely 70 years ago, Walmart would have been broken up because it's a monopoly. No, it wasn't. There were other stores. Properly maintained capitalism is the greatest system on earth. That's what built this country and made it great. It's just never been properly maintained, but it's Bob's idea. I mean, also slavery built this country and also there was a long time where, you know, they were sending 12 year olds to go work in factories too. Oh, maybe that's not been properly maintained either. An idea. An idea. An idea. An idea. An idea. Recovery mode by brain ideas. Recovery mode by brain ideas.