 Oh You know how sharks are that's me. I'm a shark what is up my cranky crewひ Women Children because I don't discriminate, I just eat! We're back in Man Eater. I'm a sweet little young shack, a teenage shack, whiteened a grar, into a big old big shack. Actually, hold on a second. I was not paying attention when I was down in the thing. Where's the thing? Right down here. I played a smidge more by my lonesome, got to this new place. What do I do? Hearty organ. This evolution increases your health and resistance to being knocked off by a boat. The melee attacks of crew members. I like that. Very nice. Also, we have jaw. Dude, look at those little tiny baby teeth. Ready? Ha, ha, ha, wow. So in our log, we have grouper dynamics, kill 10 groupers, and I need to kill eight groupers. So it really doesn't matter which I do first. So I guess we'll just do a little bit of tracking and we'll go and eat some group boys. Huh, how about that? How's that sound, eh? Let's see how I fare against a good old alley guy who didn't go, baby, here I'm at. I did that wrong. Where'd you go? Right there. Right there. I can't wait until I go out into the big old ocean man. Take me by the hand. It'll be so cool. Once I'm a great white shack, down on the ocean, and I'm a big ocean fool, might? Will I ever be out in the big, big ocean? I mean, I would assume I would, because this is, is this salt water? Or is this fresh water? Because bull sharks can survive in fresh water too. And it seems kind of like fresh water. Maybe a little mix of the two. Oh, musilange. You stupid, stupid fish. I eat you for breakfast now. We are almost a level seven. Oh, it's a person. Hi. Let me eat you real quick, dude. Oh, do I need to eat people? Oh, I think I need to eat people real quick too. Whoops, I'll do that, because why not, dude? Birds and passes. Yeah, I just stumbled upon, upon this. Let's be a sneaky, sneaky boy. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. It's kind of fucked up that you can just bring them underwater and drown them. That's a little mean. Let's get the people that are on the land. Why not? Why not, you know? We've got our breath, our big, big breath. And you know, we can, we can take a little bit of heat. Uh-oh, uh-oh. We got big, hunty boys coming there. Why are there so many hunters on me, dude? Hunter, more like big asshole, guys. Am I right? Am I right, guys? I'm about to die. All right, I don't need to find me. Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I need to find something to eat. Okay, the hunters aren't after me anymore. That's good, please. Catfish, give me some health. That was close. Really, really close. Okay, we can go back. We only need to eat two more people. Okay, are these normal people? These are normal people. And there we go. And that's 10. Level seven, baby, and we completed a thing. Nice, Sue. Now let's go and do what we came here to do. Which is the Grapes. Oh, how do we get over there? How do I get there? What the hell? So this is where I am now. How do I get there? Is there some sort of secret underwater tunnel thing? Oh, wait, hold on. I was playing this a bit earlier, like I said. I might have to go through the sewer things together. Yeah, down here. This is how you get in. Okay, cool. Here we go down through the sewers. The shark can come up to your toilet and go through your toe. I just had my fucking elbows open. Ow! Ow! Oh my God. My elbow's so hard. How I do it? They caught it a funny bone. It's not funny. Oh, there's two of them. I did not sign up for this. I'm trying to just get these as fast as I possibly can. So then I can get out of here. Ow, just get out. Get out as fast as you can. Okay, I might have done it. I might have done it. They're following me? No, I think we're good. Might as well, you know? Why not just kill a human on the way? You know? Whoa. Local police departments settle a dispute over jurisdiction. These two remain a popular attraction for selfies seeking snorkelers. Interesting. That's kind of shit up. What? You're snorkeling and you see two skeletons underwater and you're like, I want to take a picture. That's pretty messed up, dude. That's not cool at all. All right, group or time. Grouper, more like pooper. Very funny. Four, six, and let's see, let's see. Let's make that seven. Only a couple more. Oh, baby. Oh, I need to kill some barracudas. Okay, I can do that. Are there hunters over here? Why? Why? Why are you guys over here? I had mine in my own business and now I have to eat you. I was eating fish, dude. That's a loud, that's a loud. I understand when you get upset because I'm eating people, but I was eating fish. That is completely in my, in my, in my, I'm in my thing that I'm allowed to do. Whatever it's called, jurisdiction? Yeah. When you mess with the bull, you get the horns and I might, he might. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, shit, dude. This doesn't look super fun, dude. Oh, he grows. What's up with you, dude? I need to remember that I can heal up too by going and eating other things. I missed. He's a quick guy. Hello, Bakutia Kabir. Kabir, let me chomp you. He's almost done those. He's almost done so. Hey, buddy. Get him, get him. Come on, get him. Come on now, get him. And here he go, the last of his kind, the apex CUDA. How many CUDA courses he have? Ha, ha, ha. Sorry, just a little, just a little graphics card joke for you. The bone evolution sets, adds damage, resistance, and is the most effective for boat combat. Fee other apex predators to collect the whole set. Cool, cool, cool. Wait, check in on Pete. Whoa, yeah, let's check in on Pete. Where do I gotta go for that? We should probably go back to the thing and try and level up a little bit too. That might be smart. Hold on. Hey, why are you coming in here? Can they attack me? I don't think they can attack me in here. Why are you guys coming in here? I mean, come in here all you want. Like, please, a billion of you come in here. Cause it's just free food and free XP. Maybe I can lure an alligator in here. Is there an alligator around here? Ooh, there is. Hey, Bubba, come here. Idiot, come here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Come here. Wait, come here. Yeah, come in here. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You fell into my trap. See, watch, cause he won't get me. I am completely immune and now I will try them. Falling into my trap, baby doll. And now I eat your bones. Okay, let's see if we can level up some stuff. Whoa, those are pretty gross. Wait, this evolution allows you to just, allows you to rend steel and hold onto the slippery spray and electrical charge each time you bite. I forgot that I can upgrade things. How much stuff? Oh, I've got 19,000. Yeah, let's upgrade that, baby. All right, now that I've done a little bit of upgrading, let's go to there. Just real quick, you know, just real quick, just real quick, just quickly, just, just gonna eat you guys just soups quick. Don't worry about it. Don't worry, bud. I'm just gonna drag you underwater and eat you. It's fine. Psst, being so dramatic. So dramatic, you know? Uh-oh. Uh-oh, big stinky pee. My elbow still hurts. I think I shattered it completely. Back on board the Cajun Queen. There he is. Esca. Esca. He's just here for the summer. Studies, marine biology. Marine biology. Hey, there I am in the back. I got one egg and still got a hook. You got two competitive shoes. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Is he gonna get eaten? Spent a lot of time together. We wasn't close. He was a shark on a, that's all it was. If anybody were gonna catch the mega, thought it was a government experiment, got itself loose. But he wanted that shark. He wanted that shark. He's getting deep, dude. What happened to your father? Got worked on you. Damn, got to eat. Got to eat, got deep. Wow, dude. I want to be the megalodon. Go and jump and catch a helicopter in my mouth. Crave New World, visit the Golden Shores Grotto. Whoa. Do I get to go to the ocean, dude? I want to go to the ocean. That'd be so cool. Whoa, oh, a mega shark. Okay, hi. I didn't know I was just a vestigate. I'm so sorry, dude. This is big misunderstanding. This is big misunderstanding. Oh boy, run away, run away, run away. Please don't come after me. Oh boy, I do not want to mess with the mega shark. I'm a mere level seven, dude. And that's a big shark. I can't do that. That's the first other big shark that we've seen. I've been the only shark thus far in the game. That's kind of cool. One of my own. Why don't they want to just be friends? They can teach me the shark ways. Small fishing boat. Little do they know what lies beneath. Mmm. Am I adult? This is the ideal stage for the shark to meditate and harness her pure potentiality. Mmm, pretty. Clever girl. Fin some, lose some. What is this? Watch this, huh? Do I get to do some golfing? Do I get to, you know? Go do a little putt-putt around here? What is that? Is that like a big volcano? Whoa. Yeah, golf tournament fun. Let me get up my driver right now. Hey boys, hey boys. Don't worry about me. Don't worry about a little old me. I'm just here for the ride. Mmm-hmm. And then I come back up and you have nothing to do because I am a shark and I am meeting you. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. All right, just four more. Just four more. All right, only one more. Got him, got him. Finsome, loovesome. All right, we're going to do two more of the thingies. Kill 10 mackerels. Ooh. Ooh, okay. I can do that. You know what else I can do, though, as well. Just kill 10 more humans, I think. Hey guys, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry about me. Everything's all right. I'm just here for the ride. I'm just here for the ride. I'm just here for the ride. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Just gonna wait until I'm fairly close to the health town. Well, also, I'm regaining health as I go. So actually, this is perfect. I can just keep eating. Kind of, kind of. Please don't die. This is actually bad. This is actually bad. I just need one more of you. There we go. All right, mackerel time, baby. Well, let's get them. I didn't think mackerel were this big. Mackerel, well, these are king mackerel, true, I guess. So we have mackerel in main, but they're not this big. Now we're near this big. Fort Clovis has grown bored. Ooh, this is bad. This is not great. There is big makos around here just chomping on me. There's a bunch of mako sharks in here. There's like three or four of them. I just need two more. Come on, there we go. Let's do this one more thingy. We got to kill a mako shark. It's just going to be a little bit tough. But on the way, we will try and eat some stuff if we can because that'll help us level up a little bit. And that'll be good. Maybe we'll eat a human or two. Why are you putting your hands up? I'm not a cop. It's time to get the mako. Level 12, dude. Oh no, I wasn't on the right mako. There's two makos over here. This is the hunted mako. I can't fight two of them at one time, dude. That's not fired. That's not fired. It's so fast. Damn, they're impossible to see. It's making little dog sounds. Dude, I've almost got it. I think the other mako might have heard it a little bit. Damn, dude. Yes! First try! Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, I guess I'll end it here. We killed the mako shark. We've leveled up. We're level nine. Still a teen, hopefully an adult soon. But good stuff all around. Thank you all so much for watching me become a wonderful shark. I want to be a big shark. I want to be the megalodon, dude. Maybe soon. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.