 All right guys, we met Tom Holland in the MCU. We met Toby McGuire the original spider-man so now we're about to check out What's the name Andrew Garfield Andrew Garfield the guy from hacks all rage if you haven't seen that movie go check it out But guys, I'm really excited man our spider-man days are coming to an end But we got it one more interpretation of this movie, so I'm really excited to watch it Are you ready to get into it? Let's go predictions for the movie right before we start baby Do you think that this movie is gonna be more like the Toby McGuire version of spider-man or more like the? Tom Holland version honestly, I have no idea no clue right There's a mj. I hope there's an ant-may is there always a Harry because there wasn't a Harry in Tom Holland, right? I don't know yeah, right so Ned such Harry figure I guess honestly when we get no watching this movie all those questions will be answered and we can almost call ourselves spider-man expert at That point maybe yeah, we gotta go read about 500 comics But then after that then maybe we can start then crush on that title But guys lights to scribe hit us up on patreon if you want to do this to the like button Yeah, man web that light button sling it. You know what I'm saying Whatever I'm done with analogies or whatever you want to call. Let's go Mrs. Calls. She works the pole So going with the sick transitions I see that was okay. I wasn't as good as the original though. There we go Looks like Norman Bates Love that lamp What type of house does this kid live in is he like in an apartment or something? I don't know Or does he just live in a mansion? I didn't know Peter Parker was rich Well dad hopped into action Maybe spider-man's dad was like a secret agent or something's What if this isn't even Peter Parker? Yeah, that's what I'm sitting here thinking. Oh look that was a spider-drawing, right? I'm thinking he's about to do it to Peter Does someone knew about his spider knowledge and they said we got it. We got a disrupt it Yeah, basically they water gated him didn't yeah, I know that's not accurate all you political historians don't cover my head Sleep with a little light on it. Yeah, we never knew about his parents. They were kind of like Tony Stark's parents in a way They got rushed off Dang dad be good. Yeah, I was on the debate Sorry, oh yeah, there's a flat morning Parker. Oh, he's a skateboarder Can you take pictures of my boyfriend's car? No schedule Let me guess that's his locker just tell him to move bro. Oh god Why is he always got to take pictures of his girlfriends clearly that's about to be I mean, I don't get no boy, but that's funny You do oh does he get a velvet suit on What's he got on some Timberland or something? Who is this dude? What is he doing? Easy a girl. Oh my god What the heck that happened to him and hacks already to what you just got straight kicked up Then why are you helping him with tutoring? No, she stopped him I know your name. I just want to know if you know your name I Still go to the nurse Though what was it the sheriff's daughter in the last one when Stacy. Yeah, let me know you've ever got beat up so bad that you met a girl Uncle men Remember when we were stupid and dangerous no trust me we were Hey, where's the flood follow me? I'll show you you serious Okay, there's always something to work on in the house always Too much water for the condenser tray or the heat exchange tubings. It's got to be the fill in Dang, it's the only thing it makes sense. Can you fix it? No, not tonight. I'll go by the hardware store tomorrow Good deal. New mom put this on your face. How's the other guy look? Come on. I know right cross when I see one Yes or no, do I have to call somebody's father? Oh, he just has a raw steak on this face Before you come up see if there's anything else worth saying so I'm assuming he's gonna die obviously stop it And then he's gonna tell him with great power comes great responsibility Are either Peters about to find some files about his parents or something or what if he just gets bit by a spider Digging in the basement. Oh, yeah, maybe there's a spider in that box There's your dad's he asked us to keep it safe for that only they just got caught with something illegal I know guess who sold it to him your mother. That's how they met He asked you to keep keep this safe. Why your father was a very secretive man. Yeah, I know so clearly their dads or brothers Guy work with your dad. I guess just take this off the table. All right and wash your hands now He's been living there for that long and he's never found that before maybe he doesn't really go in that basement because it's a dingy Well, he needs a star. I used to show him the basement all the time Oz corp So he has contacts I've noticed there's been green all in this everywhere Is he about to find a clue in here or something? He better find something because they're paying way too much attention to it The things about to have a secret door or something or a secret spider that's gonna bite him That's my prediction secret spider. He didn't fill that in there the whole time. No, because it was in a secret spot Brian Bonnet. Oh, that's that thing that was in the bottom of that You know at the beginning. Oh, he's a tech nerd Decay rate algorithm so they're stopping like decay Yeah, one sec one look I am working on a creepy picture of Wayne You okay? Yeah, you look just like him. I commend not really Listen, I don't have much education. You know that Peter what I'm trying to say is I know it's been rough for you without your dad And I know we don't talk much about them. That's right. No, it is not all right I wish I could change it, but I can't Kurt Connors That's the name of the guy with your dad. Dr. Connors was in the third one in the second one. He never even called She's pretty Uncle Ben You're pretty great dad. Oh, this better man has a lot more like style than the others better man You're a cool dad uncle Ben Tubman wire. He was just dorky kind of wasn't he? Yeah, but he was it was funny Yeah, oh Okay, so like gene pool alteration and stuff, huh? Yeah, so genetic splicing so Richard Parker who is his dad works for us court Spice of life But he's trying to play cool a lot and stuff, but I'll be honest with you guys this bro ain't got no personality But he's very stale to me. Is he not yeah, kind of he's still is miss I hope you like Well, I'm hoping that changes when he becomes spider-man. I'm hoping his personality comes out But he's just being very boring. He's just awkward. Maybe that's a point of Peter Parker He's like misunderstood confused and then he becomes spider-man. He comes his own man. He's just in his head too much She's trying to be cool too much This Peter this Peter Parker shady Right Bro, he's got one arm. I think yeah, just one You're gonna have to change the structure of DNA There you go be like a like a wizard tale or something personally, I forgot the question To regenerate cells on command Somehow give this ability to the woman you're talking about that's that she's just curing herself Yeah, you just have to look past the kills on her neck He's one of midtown science is best in writing this love at first sight right there Do you see them they one of the dr. Connors always love Peter Parker? There was intrigued by him I'm afraid duty calls. I'll leave you in the more than capable hands of miss Stacy. Nice meeting you and she's in his class, right? Yeah, she's a damn super genius Jesus Wait, what she gets to be left in the hands That's Mary Jane, right? No, no, I mean Gwen Stacy, right? Remember the Gwen Stacy from the other movies. She's taking this modeling fix, right? Yeah, exactly fax machine and kissing him. Yeah What are you doing here? I work here. I was gonna say I was gonna say I work here But it seems like you in fact you work here. So you know that I don't in fact work I'm not following you. No Snuck in because I love science You love passionate about it. I have to leave this Do not get me in trouble I'm gonna take you to the bioreactive room now Sorry. Oh See You're looking real hard at that file. I know they didn't try to make that found a scree at all Big red letters the double. Oh, that means the decay rate something Like I understand that he's just walking like he's stupid, but this guy right here ain't got no excuse He could have seen him coming. He's just falling around Busted oh, and then there's the oh not them boys in green This man's about to be so grounded He's gonna get going in so much trouble. No way. He how'd you memorize that? That's like the old Android phones so easy to get into no people had like a pattern everything's just so obvious here Like that door is like restricted access and giant letters. What are they building those things you use to like on a screwdriver, right? I like web So Oscorp and this movie isn't just like building military weapons like in the originals They're actually like weird. I don't know. I don't know what they're trying to do But it looks like you're trying to make super humans out of spider people or something How much money for you to go in that room me? Yep. No, I would never want to be around spiders I know he's over here playing the banjo on shut it down Or they all about it would attack him at one you better run. Oh, uh, it was a lot. Oh, oh my god Well, I tell y'all what I'll put a snake in the guillotine, but I don't like spiders I don't like I don't like this I'll grab bees out there, but I do not like spiders You don't like anything and I've got seen Lord of the Rings. You really don't like spiders. All right a sequence this morning. They were disappointing It's the decay rage algorithm. You said you were close Time he doesn't have time. No, man. I was born is dying Norman's dying Wasn't that Harry's dad in the last one, right? I don't know if we're supposed to be correlating. I mean, all if we Yeah, we just are like right because they're you know Because I have to watch because you guys say we have to watch these so there's got to be a reason I'm trying to make sure I don't miss nothing. Oh You better watch out. Oh my gosh. That gives me anxiety. Oh She didn't ask who's okay or nothing. I know you just scream. He's like, ah She was like, all right, I can imagine just yelling out like that I just got the badge from you and you're screaming. That's a rare flag Peter They're about to steal a skateboard probably look at him. He's like free skateboard pro We just want to heckle him hits a balance of beer bottle on his head What oh He's gonna get stuck to her shirt. Oh, he's about to pull it off Oh, no, he started it all the guy's name is Rudy go beat up flash not this dude. Oh, we broke his leg What is he doing? What is this just a butt open on the subway subway circuit Bro, I don't know man. I'd be stressed out. I just assaulted seven people on the subway high school kid He's actually kind of like edgy, bro. He's breaking into places. He's doing all kinds of stuff He's skateboarding shredding probably he doesn't even say much Mr. That was like undone Are you guys excited for the second one because I'm not Sweatin bullets boy And you're all Molly bro, that's what I'd be thinking Peter's been out like what a perfect angel you come home and just say this Nice stuff like that. What's that a sandwich? I don't think so. He's a hungry spider. Yeah. Oh, he caught it. He caught it Not quite the original Peter Parker scene where he catches everything, but not bad Apparently it took him like a thousand takes to get it or something crazy. So maybe more. Oh He's gonna notice like the vision thing. What is it? Yeah, that he can see when the first Spider-Man he went to bed sick and was still normal But when he woke up, he wasn't sweaty anymore, and then he had his power Mmm, I would consult my dermatologist. Oh You still there my boy. I'm sorry. You gonna have to throw that boy on the floor and stomp I'm taking that doctor to the hospital and be like, yo, this thing just bit me right here that doctor Whatever doctor who cares spider no, I'm grabbing the spider and say oh taking it. What do you just do a toothpaste? Yeah What kind of day are you having? He's got to readjust to the superhuman spider string Okay, so it's like it's like every other spider-man where they have a typical be clumsy as mess I got to figure out my spider-man powers. Is it Grand Theft Auto or something like why is he yanking everything though? That's how you need to start trying to open in the door. Is that stuck in his hand that handle mm-hmm You got it. You got to go under a shoe immediately Mike What are the thing bites his grandma or his aunt? Oh my gosh This one stress voice everything sucked him. Why did the paper stick with not the rug? I don't know Not quite those on me. Oh He thinks he's like dying Spider Dude, I could not deal with that Nothing would be more stressful than everything you're trying to pick up get stuck if y'all notice He didn't pull the a key up with his pinky a SDF G baby. I wouldn't even know where to start Just like why are you up there? Dr. Connor just like hello Peter. What a pleasant surprise. Well at first sight strikes again I'm sure you're a very nice young man, but I'm Richard Parker That's why I'm so intrigued. I knew it all along. He knew he knew him didn't he? No way. No man. It's clumsy Yes, of course, but for years your father and I were mocked for our theories Oz corp as well they called as mad scientists and then your father bred the spiders and Everything changed the results were beyond encouraging. They were spectacular. We were gonna change the lives millions You know this reminds me of I mean Iron Man 2 I think he was Right. Yeah, so what you're saying or is it three? You what he's got a nice kitchen, too, though. I know You got it to work like how much would the foreign species take over? What could the side effects be? That's exactly what I was about to say, how does he know that thing y'all couldn't solve What you got Peter he is that number two pencil with that eraser at the bottom. Oh, yeah, the pink one Yeah, those are for true mathematicians right there We're just you know standardized test bingo What is his personality he doesn't have one he's like yeah, I'm just hoping for a good story cuz you know So this guy's motivation is he wants to find a way to get his arm back Yeah, and him and Peter's dad apparently like had something going but they got called silly right But he thinks he has to become like half animal to do it or something Why is he so rude to everybody Dang, he's packing all the shots. Did you see that give it up Parker? Oh, he's not gonna be able to he's about the ISO flash one sec Why did you take it from? This is what you always wanted spider-man to be like a sports star Yeah, I don't know. I'd rather him to skateboard Number eight is not in high school. I'm so sorry No, he's the gym teacher Well neither are they in high school honestly nobody is travel Broke the board. Oh, no What and the shot is going on in this place. He's in trouble because he broke the bad board game Bought the cheap backboards. Did you humiliate that boy? Yeah, I did but he deserved it This guy deserved it. You see the kid that hit you Yeah, but so all this is about getting like yeah, it's so I guess you must feel pretty good about yourself No, right? Am I right or wrong? I mean you dunked on your boy and like, I don't feel good Well, thanks to this little escapades, especially they got it on film So you have to pick up at me tonight at 9 o'clock. Oh geez, what is he gonna pick her up on the skateboard? Mind your business lady You try to make him sound like he's hard or something Okay, character. It's my uncle thought you were someone else Man, you don't have me on your computer. I took a photo of the debate team and you're in the debate team So, right, I was touching up stuff He was photoshopping. I'm not gonna answer that. Did you get expelled? I think it expelled like a community service. Dang You want to Go to the skate park? I Don't know. We could I don't we could all Peter Parker's are awkward or we could do something else or we could If you don't yeah, yeah, either one But he just likes Gwen Stacy in this one MJ's with flash I guess Oh, he said no, I saw how you did Toby They just said a lot without saying nothing at all It was so weird. So what were their plans? I didn't really catch that they didn't have any Okay, flip, okay, I was about to say isn't he spider-man now Dang, you never knew spider-man was about to be Tony Hawk. That was Andrew Reynolds If you know Tony Hawk straights, he skates Burt. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, but Dang, he's like that Mike remember that guy Mike Mike Bahale or something that Ben Margera. No, I wasn't Ben Margera It was Mike something who's all like Tony Hawk American wasteland He's chain swinging Right a little 360 flips a bench swing The Peter Parker skate in the comics we have protein structure our DNA Chromatography transgenics testing. That's x-ray video. That's the only one on the planet. We have Human line Picture that in my dad's office Load it with an antigen it creates a cloud which can be dispersed over a neighborhood even an entire city theoretically You could cure polio in an afternoon You know, what if the device will load it with a toxin? What if you want to swap down? Nothing What you see here's a computer model of the lizard it can regenerate entire limbs at will He wants to just grow his arm back remember on Iron Man whenever they did that with a plant. Yeah Wouldn't it be cool if you could do that though, I mean, I guess in so many ways you can but you need to take that Take it the computer was Sony the phone Sony my camera Sony No Accepted whoa Oh, that's just a simulation though. So no animals were harmed in the filming of this movie, please Thank you. All right. Now you get in there. Let's test your arm out This dude's about to turn into half rat. Oh, no, no not half rat half You're putting it in the rat. Never mind. He's a turn into ratatouille Yeah, you might swing here Peter until next week Open his hat and his mask tell him where to swing you know, what's that one on that movie Raccoonie? I don't know about Raccoon everything everywhere all at once. I don't even remember that movie I know we watched it. We could basically watch it again at this point He's gonna pick up in line, but I'm glad to know what's working. You or your aunt in apology Let him explain uncle ben. He's changing the world To apologize to me He doesn't Look, I'm sorry uncle ben. I uh, I got distracted. Oh, he got distracted your aunt my wife had to walk 12 blocks Alone in the middle of the night and then wait in a deserted subway station because you got distracted Ben sweetheart. I am completely capable of walking home. You will not defend this boy. I'm not defending him. You are defending him Listen to me son. Yeah, go ahead. You're a lot like your father and that's a good thing But your father lived by a philosophy He believed that that if you could do good things for other people You had a moral obligation to do those things responsibility. Oh, there we go with it a little different But the remix is nice. It's all well and good. So where is he? What? Where is he? Where's my dad? He didn't think it was his responsibility to be here to tell me this himself Come on. I dare you. How dare I? How dare you? There we go some emotion. Let's go Andrew Okay, storm off then that's all we get Peter come back here, please. No come back. Oh Oh It's gonna set you back about 250 Peter. Uh, you left out the door and broke the door. Geez Now Uncle Ben's gonna die because you had to get mad and set things into motion. Don't go after him Oh, Peter's out there hiding Is that her boy right there? Yeah, you're holding up the line He's rude You have to spend ten dollars to take a penny. You're gonna pay. You're holding on my line You can't afford your milk, but daddy didn't give you nothing to remind you of hurley I mean physically, but not the way he started his name is t-bone. His name is nickleback Really? Really? Oh good throw rubber, but he hooked him up shady That was like hurley wasn't it? Oh Not near as dramatic as the first one, but oh, there's uncle ben. He's gonna see him Dude, uh, I'm so tired. Uncle Ben's getting guy and they're always just trying to do what's right Man, he was right there too. He could have stopped him Just like in the other one Oh, no, I mean geez dude that one was more dramatic than the first one There's one other thing. He has a star tattooed on his left hand How can they put the glasses on that could be anybody? I mean, I'm pretty sure I got an uncle out there somewhere that looks like that You know what I mean? I might take a rough uncle Some people know some people don't Glass probably doesn't care. Look at him hands in his pockets Maybe he should like take some time out of school. I know dang. He really needs it Yeah, he's a wreck. It just happened That's not the same guy. You like beating on girls. You're in the wrong place, buddy First last time you're in queens I asked you a question, man You're gonna kill me too. Whoa A bat. I mean Where does he live, bro? I mean, who are these dudes? It's a thug. Follow him I love when the subtitles are like that thugs yelling indistinct Why are they thugs because they have on a beanie? Well, no because they're jacking that woman up. What do you mean? And then they ran out with bats attacking the hero. There he is Wide boy. He swings like crazy. He says The star tattoo only slept in Oh, no star. Not you guy. What are you gonna drop him anyways? He might as well. I mean shoot Whoa, yeah, I'm not even gonna do it, which I know what I'm about to do I see in your face I mean peter's looking for someone too, but oh, he got inspired. It looks like Ray Mysterio What a spider-man became a wrestler And that's what this movie was about Oh god, what does she confiscates that? Yeah, boy, isn't there so in What in the world a single pellet can safely store several hundred meters of the lightweight cable several hundred meters Geez. Oh, so it's not about to be like genetic in his arm. He's about to be able to He's about to science. It's gonna be on his watch Boing Oh, he's about to be peter parkour like literally. Yeah I mean not me. Has he always just wanted to do that or something like not me I'm not going on my fingertips either. Oh my god. I'm not even doing that on my carpeted floor No Showing out Please use the oh, there you go Some dudes up there are gonna freaking fall off. He's not good at it. He's not good at the web There was window cleaners up there on the scaffolding and then he yanked him He almost killed him almost this guy's kind of a kind of a douche, bro Oh, no, that made me Oh, the shoulder length blonde hair the lead singer from nickel. He's too light though. You don't weigh enough. Oh, I thought you were on me No, oh the lead singer nick of back nick of back shot him. Yeah, that's who we were that's who we're after He was singing a hero can save us and then he got down and robbed the main that ain't him Who is he the media? Sony camera you keep seeing him He's like that's a hero. He said no, he doesn't believe in all that Those are about to be villains one day. Oh, he's cream printed himself That would be scary. Yo, this one's tough. That one was cool. I know that one's clean I can't believe he made that. Okay. This one's starting to step it up now I'm liking this one the way that they're portraying like him swinging through, you know I don't know how to describe it the physics the engine Eggs organic got it. Oh, we had to go pick up some eggs. He said I'm a swing bot I'll be home in a little bit. Oh, he's one of those Back up into the park. Oh that guy's one of those if you can't back up in a parking spot in one try Stop doing it. Is he gonna break in? Oh Don't dress like a car thief man. You a cop. Really? You seriously think i'm a cop Pop in a skin tight red and blue suit, you know, you're you're you've got a mind Of the truce Faster than ghost face, ain't he? Oh, we saw the tattoo didn't he? Oh, never mind This could have gone a lot worse Dang Who are you? No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask. What in the heck? Did he just shoot that dude by there? Oh snap He got a personality real quick, didn't he? He said the boys in blue are here Are there no buildings around or something? I'll be scared to death if I was that guy He said every window was under that. I'm looking for that stan Lee came here, right? Yeah, where is it at? I'm swinging here. I'm swinging here. If anyone talks like that comment below because I think that's cool Because we don't talk like that we're from the south Not the unit's hard. He said basically Yeah, he's just gonna sneak in and act like he wasn't late. You don't have to wait up for me, you know Yes, I do. Where were you? I was out. Did you get the eggs? He forgot. I forgot. I don't really blame him I forgot too. I didn't even have to fight Take off the damn hood and look at me. Okay. May that's what I'm saying. Oh You're in the fight club at school, aren't you? Who does this to you? Please go to sleep at me. She's not gonna do that at all. Please. Please go to sleep Don't you understand? I can't sleep. Oh Was words at me. I know two wise for peter. He said I got to go on that too real for me Yeah, I'm gonna go play superheroes It's a step closer to the primate lab There's no time for every little step. I can't wait. Well, you'll have to unless he wants to be a lab rat That's not what I'm saying. You have to start human trials Everything oscort makes is gonna be green. He's going to die people die even norman ospawn Where enough are you gonna find the people to volunteer as far as anyone's concerned? It's for a winter flu shot. Oh heck no, you've gotta be kidding me crazy I don't think I am disrespectful. Richard parker worried. Well, when you said cheap suit As it was then I had nothing to do with that. Is that what you told his son peter? I'll remind you what happened. Richard parker said just about the same thing then that you are saying now The clock is ticking dr. Connors. I won't oh man Before we lie is ours now. Anyway, I'm shutting you down. Have your office cleared out by the morning Your toys could be taken away too man came in and took them for everything he's worth So I guess since he has that sample. He thinks he can just recreate it. They don't need them. I guess She has like such a bright future. She needs to stop messing with him Dang that's fancy. Oh, it's apartment 2016. Oh, no, I'd have had to write it down I feel like I'm at 3044. Yeah, we know I forgot Oh, he wants to hand so bad. I'll take the risk I mean they needed a um a subject right someone to experiment on bro He just put it right in there and jacked it right at the source. I guess. Oh my goodness This man is probably about to grow a freaking arm that looks like Godzilla's arm So he just dropped in there like that. How'd you get out there flyer escape your door man is intimidating Well, she's got questions to ask but she's not going to I know that's weird. She's like what in the Oh You're beautiful. They were they were nice. No, they're beautiful. I'm gonna keep these You're sitting there. I'm sitting for dinner. Are you gonna? Are you gonna wear that? That's um Oh, I thought he was talking about the spider-man suit. You must be peter. Yeah, this is peter Parable first impression, bro. You just got caught 20 stories up sneaking in the window Me too. Then it's ready. I feel like brands, you know That dad's nice as hell out of threw him out the window. He would he would have 20 stories Man, he lost his opportunity. You don't sneak into somebody's house the first time you meet him He's crazy. Yeah, that's a little sketch, right? You should have just what does no one say sussie baka sussie baka, bro Whatever that means you you young people this man's turned into group Oh boy, looks like you chiseled it. Oh, oh, he's opening it. No way It looks kind of weird though. You hear this miracle happens in music, right? Everything has a price though. Ain't that what they said? Oh, dude, those fingers are fat. I guess it's better than no fingers though, right? I don't know Yeah, you have to stop him. He What in the world is happening to him his arms hurting wouldn't you expect it to I would chop it off I wouldn't really chop it off guys. I'm just you know Definitely go to hospital It is turning into godzilla's arms. Oh my gosh Definitely What is he gonna be is that gonna be the green goblin, but it's actually gonna look like a goblin Dang, that's a fancy brandy. No, Simon help Quinn's friend with his That little way wow Why don't you tell us about your day? Oh, yeah, dad. Did you catch that spider guy yet? No, we didn't catch him yet. It's an amateur. It was assaulting civilians in the dead of night I'm not sure. I mean I saw that video. Uh, she already knows what's up Most people would say that he was providing a public service. Most people would be wrong If I wanted the car thief off the street, he'd already be off the street. Why wasn't he then? Oh The car thief was leading us to the people who run the entire operation. I'm sure you're aware of the term strategy You've probably heard about that in school Geez, who's side are you on here? I saw a video on the internet. Oh, I saw the video on the internet Well, then the case is closed. No, I'm just saying if you watch the video, maybe send you a link It looks like it looks like he's really trying to help You trying to say I'm saying he's trying to help but it looks like he's trying to do something Maybe the police can't something that police can't uh-oh the egos to sit around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our I think he's Stand for law and order son. That's what I stand for. Okay. I wear a badge This guy wears a mask like a like an outlaw like he's got some sort of personal vendetta because he do I mean, bro, I don't know. This is just awkward. Oh, you know, it was real real good. Mr. Stacey. Thank you I thought they were about to start scratching each other. I know That was something. You know, I thought he was gonna arrest me at one point I'm gonna tell you something. Oh, I've been bitten What? No, I'm not like that. Is he about to just go with it? It's about the vigilante and the car thief. All right. Oh forget that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm gonna talk about me. Okay What the heck make a decision, bro Oh, I would hate to talk to him. Yeah, no, that'd be annoying. What the heck Now she knows the spider-man. Hey, she said you Either that or they just started selling those. He said shut up Gwen Your father wants you to come inside right away. I mean, bro. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned But peter you're disrespectful my boy Like dude, you're like oh for three of my house. You got to get the hell out I'm I swear. Yeah, I would be mad if our son went and did that Right. He showed up like a straight punk dude. Never. Geez Oh Yeah, you are He's spider-man, but he ain't got no personality. So you you're stuck Uh-uh I'll be freaking out if I saw that. I don't think the apocalypse is happening. So this must be the um The guy with no arm. Yeah, he's about to come bust that guy up for taking this stuff. Yeah, he's got jammed in You notice that what are the uh, oh The wizard people Man, dude, that spider costume That's cool because you can like see the shininess of whatever the material is So spider versus lizard who wins? Oh, it takes his one big darling He just hit his head. I don't know. That was violent. Didn't he saved all those cars? But that just shows how strong So the webs are the webs created by science, but his legs are the ones holding up in cars Trollin you just let that lizard crawl away like that right going under the bridge like a troll Whoa, he just revealed himself That freaked me out. I'm like you're targeting me You know my name. What is this? Some gas This is a great job. All right. Oh, man, y'all better go. Oh, that's hot. You better climb the heck Oh my gosh, put it on gonna make you strong. Oh my gosh Jack trust me. Put it on. There you go. That's it. Hey now climb. Come on jack I'm cheap ass cars man. I'm melting off plastic bumpers. Oh my gosh. This is such a cool moment though Because that little boy looks so cool doing that Nice nice nice Good thinking. He's gonna love spider-man now. Right. He's gonna be a super fan He's gonna watch all these reactions. Yo, if you're that kid comment That was a cool moment, wasn't it? Yeah Who are you? Spider-man Good job, Pete. That was cool. Yeah, I like that moment I really like how the mask isn't just something that just takes the shape of your face It actually has like a built-in structure to it. I really like this uniform This is the coolest one to me so far the uniform. Yeah, the costume. Oh, no I don't know man. That's hard to say the avengers one was The black one and the new Is it the black one in the new one? It's so cool. Yeah when we just watched Well, the last one was cool, but I'm talking about in the newer ones when he's like the in end game. I think. Oh, yeah Yeah 9 p.m. Last night at incident took place on the Williamsburg bridge Much of what occurred is merely speculation at this point have positively placed one individual at the scene By this morning. I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as spider-man He look bra. They don't even need the media this time. They got this dude right here And it's like the last one where the sheriff's daughter is Gwen Stacy You had a tail I mean, that's true. Well, that's what logic says, right? Yeah Dang Dang Bro, that's crazy But how did that ball go over there through the bleachers though? Yeah, who did that? I mean the trajectory says it wasn't the punter I got a free track. I want I wanted to ask you a question. How would a predator track a reptile? Most reptiles are at the top of their respective food chain inks of their domain They gotta have vulnerabilities, right? You see his neck In the cold blooded biology profiles to do so because of the cold blood would they react to sudden changes in temperatures? You'd have to catch one first. Oh, do you know there's a rumor of a new species in new york? What do you know about it? You've seen it. No, it's not yet classified, but it can be aggressive Emphasize the new the new scale profile coming on the neck doc. You all right? Never been better. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Okay. Don't worry, mr. Parker I'll be back. Wonderful things are coming. Yeah, follow him. What is going on right here? Whoa, he tore the other round up. Mr. Parker. Why are you not in school? Got a free track. Well, I do not have a free track. So make your point quickly. You know who it is. Dr. Curtis Connors. He's a biochemist. That's right. You know recently Dr. Connors gave me a glowing college recommendation It was beautiful. When I read it, I cried Not dressing up and not a dinosaur. He has transformed himself into a giant lizard You better be right, dude. He's like an iguana man. Do I look like the mayor of tokyo? Oh I'm telling you the absolute truth. This man has worked for his whole life on cross species genetics But there was something in balance about the equation and he has turned into a full lizard. This man don't want full lizard 100% you're gonna go back to hanging out with the citizens of tokyo. Tarzan Butler, would you please escort Mr. Parker back to school? You have to call him in. He is a danger to everybody. Just follow the lead though. Right. You have to Give me everything we have on Dr. Curtis Connors. Okay, right away I hope him and peter like get on the same team. It frustrates me in movies when they do that They always pin the characters against each other. He saw that lizard and is that him? Oh, there's multiple You're just gonna follow all of them. Oh, maybe he's like they're lizard summon him. Yeah, he's summoning him He's like, come on lizards meet me in the down. What if there's ninja turtles on there? We got to discuss how to get spider-man Reward for proof. What if the daily bugle guy did that? I said the crowd downplayed the lizard rumors Why'd he come down like that? What were they showing off a new camera right there? What is he doing? I'm glad he knows. Is he making like a He don't know who's that so he's making vibrations Oh, he upped it You know does that marble a lot of scientists inject themselves with their own Junk, bro. They should really just like find someone else to inject maybe against their will or something Oh, that's the fun game. Oh, there you go. It is vibrations He's like fishing in a way Yeah, I probably never would have thought about that. That's awfully lazy of him though. Well, I guess an underground Tunnel would be huge, right? Yeah, especially in new york You better get to crawling spider-man I guess that's the interesting way to use the web that I've yet to see before and iguana. Uh-uh They're coming from everywhere and they're just jumping in that water. No. Oh, they're going somewhere. Maybe they're attracted to that serum That web is strong What you won't stop me again. Oh my gosh, man, don't mess up the suit. I get it Oh my god, what's happening? Oh, is he getting a picture? Yeah for proof. He's trying to cash in look mitten say earlier in the movie. He was using photoshop Yeah, he did didn't he Because yeah, he could probably swim in that no problem Oh Name peter you didn't think about that. Geez come in Oh, geez Howard no dad. I do not want cocoa honestly. I'm 17 years old I thought I remembered somebody saying last week that our fantasy was to live in a chocolate house Sorry, dad, it's good. I just I can't um I have the ice cramps. Oh That's a good one. Do you ever use that? I be honest with everyone Do you ever like lying for sending you have cramps or anything like that? No, but if I say I have cramps I know you'll drop it. What is it? Like just if I like don't feel good I would like I have cramps and you just don't ask any more questions You just baby me. Do you ever lie just to get babyed up? No, not with cramps because those are seriously hurt I don't wish those on anybody He shouldn't be like, let me give you some bug bites little girl. That's what he should have said. He misses opportunities, though Oh, she can't be doing that. She's thinking about her future mental. That's very rare for a 17 year old Oh, yeah, you figured out the math problem. I gave him an equation I guess he just didn't calculate the risk some of my father had been working on you know Does he not know it's her boss? I don't know Nah, you crippled right now Oh geez look at his face because he's injected himself with more That changing like the snake I might be free to cast off flesh where a knight well can fight Well, he turned into a super lizard angry lizard about to go right havoc on peter parker. So what's he's so mad about? Oh heck no Oh, geez Does he have his uniform right now? He doesn't need it because everyone's running out of the school, huh, right? If you're spider-man, how do you gauge whether you can take this guy or not? I don't know. You know what I mean? I guess you just try oh my His claws are what's scary Here they are. I don't need this suit He's like that's not the right green stuff I need. Oh, he knows he knows a little chemistry here, huh? All these zones lost and alone. I can cure them. There's no need to stop me peter By doing that you can cure them Right My goodness you gave him a weapon right as if his claws weren't sharp enough. All right. So you don't want to talk There you go Tell what? He said nope. Oh, no, he said don't. I thought he was like Homer Simpson. Nope Oh, and it's gonna regenerate isn't it? It's moving. He's nearly grossing it. Dang instantly grew back. Geez Yeah, how do you defeat this guy? And this is your school like oh, okay. What is she doing there? Whoa, that's like Frodo when that spider gets him Man and what are the cops gonna do arrest him? There he is what That was clean I can't believe it's in this movie like that chair about or that table about got him. Do you see that? How did he escape in the toilet? I think that may have left a mark didn't he? Oh Why is flash out here, right? Well, that's Timberlain's own looking like Justin Timberlake Kind of cool right kind of cool that she's like the chair guy This man built a whole lab down there. How did he get like internet connection and stuff? I can't build a freaking setup like that in my own house Oh my gosh You've already got to be pushing some bandwidth But lizards Whoa, he's gonna set up like a bomb or something and inject everyone. Do you see that? Yeah, but what are y'all gonna do about your tails? Like what if we all have tails what we do about them? I don't know but you asking the right questions make his shoes for him or something That's right. We make shoes for our tails or like a little sled or something You got a dang jacket, bro. How you got a lab coat on in your lizard outfit What was that thing spider-man said that he needs to change the temperature? Yeah, change the temperature because he's a lizard. So you got to make him cold, right? If you make him too cold, they'll stop moving Yeah, oh man Oh, he injected him with lizard germs a lizard gas bomb Yeah So he's trying to spread his lizardology, huh making a bunch of little Little mini lizards. Oh, they're in space Oh, it's spider-man spider-man stinking right now So this guy thought he was gonna help people I think that that was his intention, man But once that stuff takes over your mind just hurts changing He said people are weak. So I'm gonna help you by turning y'all all into lizards. Are we gonna operate? You have to get out of there right now. Okay, the antidote is cooking honors He's gonna infect the whole city. There's eight minutes left. You leave right now. Uh, this that is an order Okay, I'm gonna get everybody out Glenn dang Man, she's brave They're after him because the arrests weren't right. He's headed south. Oh, spider-man's gotta go pro That was a cool shot. Yeah, it is of course the sheriff's out there Can you just let him do his job? He's trying to save your daughter Dang, are they gonna get him? No better bring that same energy when you see the lizard, right No See, they about killed somebody trying to get spider-man. There's a lot of taxis in one spot Uh, they put my boy under arrest like that. You better wake up spider-man and do a flip out of this Don't take his mask off. Oh my god. There's no way. No, something else has to happen The lizard has to enter the room. It ain't gonna happen this easy How'd he get down from the helicopter that fast? Oh, we didn't see him It's cool though how they all go with that. I don't want to know that it's peter parker theme What like they never want to identify spider-man like they always try to hide it, right? We can't have a social life because he's in high school. Oh, he knows now What are the odds though that it's to do dating your daughter? She's just a scientist apparently Please Okay, this is a moment too though Dang, you got a shot. They got one paying attention Rumbling What was that game I mentioned it was for on the channel where you climb the building with the lizards and you smash them I don't know. Yeah, you guys don't know. Let me know the old game guys It was like an old like an old nintendo game or second game or something. Gosh That'd be scary He looks so crazy. He looks like a linebacker. Oh my gosh. Oh he minds that I said reptilian antidote complete Like she had time to like name it Maybe if she didn't name it all that like long as they would have had less minutes The latest details. This is just coming urban is called for a city-wide evacuation How scary would that be that sounds like the purge or something and he has a dang What does he even got man? He's got that gun that's about to shoot off that that formula It's gonna turn everyone into a lizard. It's really not clear if he's gonna make it Save my boy on the bridge. Sure. They're clearing us out. Something bad's going down in midtown Still friends with matthews that crane operator down the 6th avenue. Yeah, get him on the full food The cops were evacuating everybody. Is that Johnny Knoxville? I don't think so Spider-man's hurt That's the wrong dude Look how many people need spider-man's help Johnny, get your mug over here. Okay. Let's go. What you doing? You saw that american flag. Let's go, baby j-bombs over the avenue boom angles of 90 degrees They said that blue collar help ain't your dad Will your dad your dad be going crazy right now. Hey your last name your last name your dad Look at that Your dad's doing that. Let's pop. Oh, they're helping him. They're giving him a course, right? He's all right guys. Thanks for the help He just patched himself up. He should have done that 20 minutes ago when he first got shot. Oh, and spotlight This is a moment. There's too many moments in this one. This one's kind of tough actually Yeah, look at he showed him the course. Did you see that man? He better go. Oh, let's go run it off Please make it because if you miss right now, that would be horrible He's swinging please Let's go You always got to do something like that spider-man Let's go dude. He said I got your bet this time spider-man. Don't worry about it or even Okay, that's cool Yeah, but shout out to them though. They helped him out right and he helped these all I mean to be honest. They all got on the same page quick. Mm-hmm. No questions asked Yeah, face it the opposite way the construction You're very lucky that city is under heavy construction right now He's like watch me whip Let's go spider-man. Oh, no That's crazy Your boyfriend is a man many masks. I get it. Give me this get in the car. Let's go. He approves teammate He literally only approves because he's spider-man though because he still was off to a bad start Yeah, because he was wild in in the house Yeah I told you I wish my son would right initializing cannoli device Detonation in t-minus two minutes. They got two minutes to fight. All right, no problem Actually, they have a minute and 59 seconds because he's gonna have to go cut it off and then they could die Oh, no, it goes three two one bang. Okay, so a minute and 57 seconds. I don't think you get what I'm saying It takes two minutes and one seconds. Whatever. All right, find the anti-freeze tank Yeah, that that's what they need Yes, look at your junior what they use in paintball gun Drake what they use to free-dry those hittles But you're a lizard, bro No pet lizard Dang what I can't he thought about that that man, bro. That is teamwork right there. Imagine what they could do if they train together See some teamwork because someone has to go Shoot him in the head Nice. I don't know man. I think I'd have had spider-man hang out. Uh-oh. Don't hurt him. You better shoot him in the head Oh, man Dude No way. Oh, it's a leaping lizard three Let's go. Let's go That means it's gonna kill him right because it's an anti. It was the blue one. Yeah, it's an anti So he's gonna go bye. Bye. Maybe it's enough to get him Oh That was just a normal guy now, right? He hit the ground a normal guy. Oh, that's a long fall I mean, isn't that kind of okay? He was kind of like up to no good. You might have to take a L on dr. Connors It's definitely gonna land on something. Oh wait, everyone evacuated the city so it's all good Oh, man, and I just said I was gonna take a L on him. I changed my mind. I'm so rude He didn't want to be mad. It was just his lizard instincts That's what lizards are sitting there doing they're running in her house because they want to turn this into lizards Naked me He saved him by the way when I get rid of the lizards out the house. I call them house dragons Because they are And I slay them. No, you don't you don't hurt them. Oh, you know what I'm saying America oh Yeah, he ain't going nowhere, bro Dang, what are they gonna do blame him? Now I'm pretty sure the city knows all about the lizard man now. Did you know in the beginning? They didn't really know people will get a promise me something. Oh goodness Leave gwen Oh god, that's about to be his dying wish. Oh my gosh And that's gonna be so hard for him and gwen's not gonna understand it Man, that's tough. That's tough, man. Part of me would be like he's dead, you know I mean, he's already showing that he doesn't have much like respect for his boundaries He's probably not gonna leave her out of it or he might just because it's like his dying wish And like how can you do that? Look at the cable management up there? man I mean at least they reconciled but that was a tough tough circumstance Over new york city Apparently some sort of aerosolide antidote was launched from oscorp tower Which seems to have counteracted the biotoxins residents of lower manhattan can rest peacefully dr. Curtis connor's is behind bars Dang It's you gonna find out I mean we could say the lizard scratched you. No, the lizard's gonna scratch you harder than that He's about to show her. Oh, he got the eggs. No questions asked when you do what I asked, son Sweet, huh? If you think that's a bully like Now Gwen's about to be all upset Yeah, Peter working up there But she's the only person who knows he's spider-man too. So that's risky Right. She'd be really hard to break up with. She's the only person who knows you a black male. You're so hard Why isn't they made speeches? Who am I teaching? Shut up. I shut up. Not Peter. Everyone was there but you He was there. He was just on a tower Can't see you anymore. I can't Poor girl. She's lost her dad and now it gets broken up with I know she just went through it. Didn't she? He was like, he's about to throw up. Oh He made you promise, didn't he? Oh She knows Well, at least she knows maybe that can give her some peace. I don't know man I think that she's just gonna like nah, we can do it. Peter. Don't worry about it And then they're gonna be right back together. I'm because to be honest, that's probably what I'd do Like if your dad was like leave Brooke alone, I'd be like, nah She's she's just too much. I gotta I gotta mess with her Did you ask her out? I'm just no good for her. If there's one thing you are, it's good Anyone has a problem with that can talk to me. Oh I guess it's all perception, huh? Oh I know things have been difficult late. I think I know what you're feeling ever since you were a little boy You've been living with so many Unresolved things. Well taken from an old man. Those things send us down the road They make us who we are and if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you son You owe the world your gifts You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you will always be here So come on home. Peter. You my hero. Oh, and I love you Bang uncle ben They're like best buddies now It's cool. Sure. Dude's dude's crazy Shakespeare Oh, it's just like the other one where he's a fan, right? But that new one with uh tom hawn's got me dead though Yeah, he's so he's a super fan. He's like spider-man with a save I had a professor once who liked to tell his students that there were only 10 different plots in all of fiction Well, I'm here to tell you who was wrong. There is only one. Who am I mr. Parker tardy again Well, why were you tardy like I miss reader won't happen again. I promise don't make promises. You can't keep mr. Parker Okay class open your books. Let's begin on page one Man, I don't know that's that was kind of like a dark joke because your dad died, you know what I'm saying But I like it like I don't know how to feel about that, but okay I love breaking promises to your dad. Oh That was dope. Okay. That was cool The sound slow motion. Yeah, the sound it just made. Okay, cool That was like the same spot that harry did the glider thing right got caught up on the web and hit his head That basically was like Every building in new york. Okay. That's the cool. That's cool right there the birds All right, no about mark web. What's the chance it was mark web? All right, let's see the ends They got one. That's what's up. Is it gonna lead into the next one? I was gonna put them in jail Sinister visitor the boy did you tell me what that'd be for now? You should leave him alone Where'd he go and who was that? Okay, let's see if there's anymore so somebody can walk through walls basically All right guys, that was the amazing spider-man. I actually had a lot of fun with that movie hands down My favorite part was where all the crane operators lined up the cranes to help peter parker A hobbled injured peter parker make his way over to oscorp tower and take on the lizards So baby, did you enjoy that movie? Yeah, I did. I think the element I missed in this particular, um, spider-man adaptation Was the friend element like you didn't have friends. Like yeah, he just had he just had a good point He just had win and to me I like the element because like in the tom holland one I think ned is huge to me. Ned's not only the whole most hilarious thing, but he's helpful Now that i'm sitting there thinking about it the movie did feel a little lonely in that sense You know, they'd have been fun to see him with some boys, but maybe that's why he was so stale Yeah, but maybe that's what I was thinking. Maybe like that's what made us burst it because he didn't have like someone to Like play off of yeah, right exactly to be honest. I really actually didn't enjoy the movie. I thought it was the coolest costume Yes, I You know, it's weird guys I like a lot of elements about this movie as much as I've like, you know as much as I like the first spider-man The tom holland version. So I don't know. I liked it. I'm interested to know though. Why do you think there's only two films? I don't I don't know usually these come in trilogies, right? Maybe I don't know maybe you guys can inform us Let us know uh because of course we can't look it up is yeah, it'll spoil it So um and I can do it in the most spoiler free way right and I don't really want to wait that long to figure out why Because um when we realized that we had to watch these movies and saw that there was only two it's been on my mind Like I have no idea why they can't write so I was thinking maybe this movie was gonna be bad because it was only two And maybe they got cancelled or something but I actually thought the film was like was really good I mean, you know, I really don't see what the issue was. I don't think I've been disappointed with a spider-man movie yet I like the adaptation of ben and this one uncle ben It was much like the toby maguire version because in the tom holland there is no ben And this ben was also inspirational and positive and you know, which is a good thing like a father figure to him So to say right absolutely. Yeah, what are we missing? I mean, I guess just there's no mj in this one There's gwen and i'm wondering like in the comics was like sometimes he was dating mj who sometimes he was dating gwen Maybe yeah gwen was maybe the scientist one and mj is maybe the actress Also, that was like a little love triangle. Maybe maybe he like maybe he just had like stages of his life Like because there's apparently so many um spider-man Comics, so they probably like had stages of his life when he was like in college and right Maybe mj is like when he's like playing it safe and is on the right track Yeah, maybe gwen is when he's like I'm sure someone can tell us if you're a comic fan Like tell us why is there Gwyn on sometimes and sometimes mj or is that something the movie's made up? I don't know absolutely I'm really excited to watch the second one once we get past the spider-man movies If you are new here, and you don't know we did react to the whole entire mcu all the way up until What was the spider-man called the one after in game? Um, there's homecoming far from home far from home. So we caught up all the way to far from home We've been trying to knock out all the spider-man movies You can go check out the toba maguire version also We completed the trilogy and we're gonna knock out one more andrew garfield and then after that guys We are on to x-men. Okay, babe. So now that you've seen the three spider-man so far Who's your favorite so far? I'm gonna save that question until we get done with the second movie I feel like that's the that's the fairest round. Okay. Okay, you know because in terms of personality I think I like I don't know man. I like tom haulin a lot. He's really funny He's just like he's the most kid version of spider-man to me the thing about tom haulin's version He's very spazzy like he's very like yeah Like when I see him like I'm like very like I'm like I'm like very on edge because he talks very like fast Like I guess kind of right exactly and then toba maguire is just awkward Toba maguire was very like he's very stale and boring also I'm not trying to say that he's not because I understand a lot of people are gonna be like well dude You must so far. He's the nerdiest right. Yeah. Yeah for sure for sure But he was like those movies were just so 2000s that like and when y'all said that it was memed a lot I really never saw him. So I went and looked him up and sent them all to him and they were hilarious They were they're very funny. Yeah, so far right now, though. What's who are you leaning towards? Is your favorite? I don't really know yet. It's hard. I mean after the second one. I'm gonna figure it out I've always been so stuck. I think they all have their own thing to them There's pros and cons to each and I don't like if I gave the pros Maybe we can make an ultimate perfect spider-man, but they're all cool in their own way Yeah, with that being said man Just like subscribe if you guys want to get more content You hit us up on patreon if y'all want to check out like a different type of content A lot of you guys probably don't even know what patreon is But it's basically where we take these reactions and we take the whole entire reaction and we crop ourselves inside of the big screen You know the movie and we react to the whole entire movie and we don't cut it. 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