 All righty then Yeah, just make sure everything's going but um, yeah, it seems This should this will probably be said anyway, but people should be using efap.me if they need any information about Anything relating to efap, but as we've done episodes It's like we often find ourselves saying like oh, this was the stupidest thing Oh, this was the stupidest video and then we're just like, oh we got we got to start cataloging this shit I'll just keep saying everyone's the stupidest It gets hard well, so yeah, and this is the thing like the easier one to explain would be So so hello Greedo you guys know him, right? Yes, he's uh, he's wonderful. He's uh He has a video where um He basically tries to argue like the the hold-o maneuver and other nitpicks don't matter compared to how the film makes you feel Um Well, that's the obvious count will be oh so stuff like the hold-o maneuver fucking pisses me off though Like that's how it makes me feel. It's like oh no It's all backfiring. Oh There you go Yes, everyone's so while we just feel like repeating the words of hello Greedo being like how does it make you feel? Expecting better results when you ask a question like that but the other Hall of Famer before we get to the main one is Cinema wins on Rise of Skywalker saying in regards to Palpatine being resurrected So you guys might think there's no way you could see that as being a good thing What about the argument pretend that's what you wanted and then see how you feel It's one of those was we just like how do you how did you You did just seems contradictory. It's like pretend. It's what you wanted. Like how do you even do that? Just just pretend you liked it work You actually did like Yeah, let me guess you liked it when you pretended you wasn't yeah, nothing But the thing is that one I think would have been number one If not for this one and it's funny because this one's so hyper specific You wouldn't have thought it could make it into like a Hall of Fame of bad arguments, but Do you remember you guys probably will when? Gimli says let him stay there. Let him rot. What a week here after the the Battle of Pelino Fields is ended Yes, so what what is Gimli talking about in that scene? What do you what do you think Gary? Talking about Sauron no, he was talking about Frodo and Sam Oh, I completely moved the point of the movies. I've seen you know, I'd say I'd say subtext, but apparently The the best part of the video was the the video was him shitting all over Lord the Riggs Cinematic venom that was that was an e-fap in a half hour, but yeah, he says that he checked the scene And he was he's made sure that Gimli indeed wanted Sam and Frodo to die and this is out of character for Gimli and no one seems to care about it Have you heard of a more insane argument like anywhere for anything? I mean like you're talking about in cinema right like not in real life what I've witnessed in 2020 I Yeah, um as arguments go in youtube videos, we were we were taken aback so that might be the number one hall of fame quote from free fat for now Okay, well the next time I get dumb i'm just gonna say just imagine Pretend you want my penis Yeah, my work you never know I like as well that um You you got to read that one the Lord the Riggs one with no context because when no one has any context to it I feel like you read Gimli wanted Sam Frodo to die and you just be like I don't see how that could possibly like there's just no context We thought there was no context to Oh Yeah, he obviously hated him so much I didn't care I was all really happy to see him later Well, yeah, you know when he's like tearing up when he thinks that Frodo's died and when he's really happy to see them at the end Like all of that is just that's just the face that Gimli wears That's just that famous door of an acting. You hear so much about That's that morian theater What piece of shit lying Oh my god, I was rooting for you, buddy at Legolas is looking at him like, dude Yeah, we seem to be The people who died for you and everything I know you had the ring and everything And this is the most important thing, but you know if you guys I would um, I would recommend you check out that e-faps 93 gary But I don't know if you want to blow up earth at that point like It's a person who goes through all three movies and just complains about Absolute nonsense. He says that the entire set of characters have no character. They're all like blank slates I'm gonna have to watch this. It'll hurt you. I swear. Be careful. You know, um It was uh, it was a surprise You know, you know, one day someone will release that killer video for lord the rings and it'll all it'll change everyone's minds on it That might that might be it though. You know, I might watch it and go I was wrong the whole time It is actually kind of shit What if I pretended You pretended shit. Yeah That's what we do all the time. That's what we get accused of all the time. We just want things to be shit We want things to be horrible. Why do you why do you go into the sequel trilogy looking to hate it? Why why'd you do that? Can't just enjoy stuff. Can you? well The emperor returning I mean come on This this how exciting I can't you just lay back and enjoy it, you know I think I hit I remember hit the hit the argument I can't I can't remember who made it was just like well what choice did jj have like make kylo the main villain No, you have to have the emperor and it's just like why not just have another snoke. Fuck it. You got loads of them They're all in tubes Got a whole tank of snokes. It's like the lobster tank at the you know the at the grocery store is like I went that Snoke. Yeah, you just plug it out have have a go Maybe have a few of them like a trio of snokes I have a council of snokes The old grease is kind of pointless, but hey That would have been even better And they talk like twins they finish each other's sentences. Oh, I thought you're gonna leave me the gap to say sentences Well, I mean if they were born in a tube and they're just pooping in the tube and they're rolling the tube Yeah, they're all pooping in the same tube. They I mean, you're not really brothers with someone until you say They're the same What if they're like the twins from the matrix the second matrix The people who made it or the people who were in it. No, there's snokes. I just said people put the blonde wigs on them Flippity flip flips everywhere. They could go through the cars and stuff Dude, imagine the matrix robots plugging into snow because they're just like What is this? Find out the next star wars book Yeah, we need that lore man, I imagine They must have found that a bit lame, you know when trying to stimulate the human race in the matrix I bet art wasn't as good Because it was all simulated. They were just like, oh We're never gonna get such great movies and things anymore. Maybe that explains how shit everything's been We're all in a simulation Trying to come up with it and they're just not that good Now Probably right Some scientists say there's a we're it's a 50 chance. We're in a simulation 50 some sign I don't know what Say 50 percent. Yeah, but they've calculated that it's exactly a 50 chance one out of two You know, it's 100 true 50 percent of the time Right Of scientists. I'll see that's the thing Two percent of scientists say 50 percent of the time it's 100 true Right. Yeah, this point. I think we gotta find out what We got to find out what percentage two the scientists are out of all of them I imagine it's fairly low and then we need to run Transparency scientist org where we can find out exactly what the politics are so we know whether or not we can believe them Hmm and it should be run by a bot Yes, and if you don't get put into twitter jail, then that means you're okay as well because you're not spreading fake news Well, i'm glad you've been erased from from twitter. I was I was seeing my feed and I was getting indoctrinated into your uh into your radical radicalism Now that they banned you I feel freed As you should I suppose. Yeah, if you want to if you want to let the the olifap audience know about that What what happened to you today as what's going on? I got I got I got banned from I got banned from twitter for 12 hours because I uh I linked a memology 101 video three days ago. This is a three day old tweet as well and they're just like, uh You violated the rule against posting misleading information about voting Please give us your phone number and we'll let you back in your account I'll call Give them a give them a burner phone. There you go No, I'll take the 12 hours. Thanks. Yeah. Well, how does it work? Is it like next time? It'll be 24 the next time it's permanent or something like that I don't care Well, so I think twice before sharing videos. All right I know. Well, that's just it. That's the whole point. That's what they want. They just want you to be silent That's the whole point They just want to uh Do little little nasty raps on the knuckles until you're silent And so all that all the news that comes out is exactly what they want it to be Well, yeah, the video is interesting But uh, I guess if we talk about or promote it, we could we could all get banned off everything It is the most controversial video in existence potentially Yeah on youtube and everyone can view it and youtube is fine with it. Well, yeah, youtube's okay That's the funny thing about a lot of these sort of uh Collectives it's like sometimes they seem to be unified on everything and then other times twitter's like this is a banable offense and youtube's like, huh? Huh, not even we understand. Yeah, we're lost on that one It's hard to rank them in terms of craziness. I think is twitter at the top They they didn't exchange emails that day and they couldn't decide if they were collectively for or against election tampering YouTube is like the one kid in the group who's like, I don't know. I don't know. That seems a lot of videos I don't know and they're like, what do you mean? He's like No, nothing. Nothing. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah twitter that's all right down to uh protect uh under Biden I remember people tweeting about that. I was like weird timing on it, but um, this is the problem There's no transparency. You'll never know what's going on or why but um I like people have already caught that title who the hell is saying empire is bad There are people out there who would like to try and approach that argument and of course We've uh, we've all had the the fortune of seeing the movie I think all four of us probably like it a little You know, that's fortune because it's real we're actually bad Kind of love it a little bit that little not silly little movie with the glow sticks This is nice and cute came out a while ago Point yeah, not quite as good as what we get these days obviously being very old but It's pretty neat. Um Pretty neat We are expecting a drinker any moment So i'll try and we'll try and have a little chat for a bit before we before we jump in though I probably should say uh Gary since you haven't been here since we started asking this incredibly important question We'll have to get your Perspective on it christmas or halloween. Which do you think is better? Oh boy Oh, that's a hard question for me. Um I'm gonna have to say uh halloween Oh Join my team brother My anniversary is on halloween. I was married. Oh, that's not That's not fair Nobody had hey that's the thing the whole thing is unfair man, you know Everybody's just judging it from how they feel and that's the way to do it. That's the way to break Name is rigged as you can see from my profile. I quite enjoy halloween. It's a fun time Um, we've been we've been fucking popping on halloween this this month Doing all kinds of streams games movies tv shows um I guess yeah It's gonna be monday rags and I recording The the the meme fap and we'll probably discuss amnesia rebirth there. So Now What do you want to say about it rags because people will probably be curious? What's the blurb, you know The blurb for amnesia rebirth like what do you what do you put into like a sentence? Is this the time? Oh, well, we'll like I said, we'll we'll talk about it at length on monday With metal and stuff. Um, yeah, but for now Wasn't very good. Uh, I mean, yeah, amnesia rebirth is kind of not good It was really Really disappointing Not gonna lie didn't particularly enjoy going through it um I I wanted to just get through it Um, yeah, it wasn't too interested in a lot of the stuff going on in the second half especially because The payoff started getting just more and more uninteresting There's not too much good about it. Honestly. It's a total for baller's baby. It's like, yeah, press x to rub tummy Refrictional hey as gary you ever thought you'd play a game where a mechanic was press x to rub tummy Well, no, you see I like the idea already It'll help you deal with being terrified by crazy monsters if that makes that make more or less sense I don't know Um Yeah, we uh We'll talk a lot more about it on uh on the recording on monday We'll try and get that out for you guys before the end of this month It's um, it's a game that rags and I anticipated quite a bit and we weren't very happy with it, but that's Not important. It's fine Which was the um the horror game where you had a camera and you He was ghost and you end up taking pictures of Japanese girl girls Oh, oh is that uh, fuck. What's the is it a Japanese game? Yeah Camera was still in the name of it. I know what you're talking about. Um, someone in chat's going to be able to get it I think but um Some might have assumed you were talking about outlast with uh with the video camera, but yeah, I know what you mean Watch how you can do it. Give us the answers I don't know It's in my head. I'm pretty sure it's two words Uh, yeah, uh Come on, someone knows see someone guessed out fatal frame. Fatal frame. Yeah, okay kind of sounds right. Yeah batwaman It could be batwaman. Yeah Is that still set for early next year because good lord, that's uh, have you seen the batmobile? Oh my god, dude They didn't even want to try they slapped a sticker on a car. That's what they did And they put like eyelashes on it and shit Over they open the headlights to make it look feminine. Hey the car will be perfect once it once it's driven by a woman I don't know what the light would be This speeding ticket will be perfect when he's given to a woman Oh My god. Yeah, I'm so ready, dude I feel like episode one is going to be a complete dumpster fire with how they try and transfer from season one to two The big thing of course was just um There's no resolution for for k k to do dad then I guess Oh, yeah, and they were setting that up to be the big thing They're missing. I don't know if the dad's missing as well, but The plot's going to be that k kane's missing and she's been kidnapped by The lesbian pirate how many times are she kidnapped in the season like 17? How many episodes were there 20 20 time? Good for her. I guess she's she's pulling it right through. Um I suppose it would be worth mentioning since we're on tv shows. Uh, what is what was the general consensus from you two on On the boy season two. Did you both watch it? Yeah Well, that's that's promising like gross Boring I think for the most part boring Um Well, I I wasn't bored by it. I'll give it that That wasn't really I was just annoyed by how much nothing made any fucking sense. I was just getting annoyed, but uh, bored by I've heard this going around like the um The the the amount of padding people felt were was in the season We were when we were going over it in the stream. We did notice like there's a lot of scenes where I mean it looks it's really bad when you think about um, everything with the deep is skippable on a rewatch Yeah, there's just no point and um A hui There's nothing to him this season that arc was weird It was it was he needs to stand up for himself and so at the end he he joined the team Oh, I thought his arc was I like a girl Um, I don't know to be honest with you. There's a couple of arcs right at the same time I think or at least implied ones, but as he's very he's very explicit at the end He's like, I gotta stand on my two feet. I can't be I can't be clinging to people anymore It's just like, oh those dudes are your friends. That's not you don't have to You can be friends with people and not cling to them And then he just clings to it to a completely other thing So really weird ending and um, I did nothing He got to go back to his family at the end that we haven't really seen anything from at all Oh, they'd sort of forgot they existed and now they're back It's so that he could be happy so we could have our happy reset ending Oh, you mean the one of the very last moments of the whole season Yes, that lasted for about five seconds Well, um, did you either you get the impression that like season two is almost a skippable season? Um, if you watch season one and everything goes to shit toward the end And then someone tells you like, yeah, they're fine And then you start season three. You'll probably be okay. Because like still front cubs goes Um, the status quo is reformed we've even Uh, I think the only thing missing would be getting the deep back in the seven But again, that makes sense from the end of season one. So yeah, I think it's kind of weird Um Though the crazy telekinesis woman has been released. Who knows what kind of crazy antics she might get up to in season three Yeah, who knows? Hey, yeah Maybe she'll be an interesting character out of curiosity. Do you get more entertainment value out of batwoman or the boys season two? Well batwoman because it at least it provoked a reaction from me. The boys didn't it was just There it existed, but it didn't do him. I didn't feel anything other than I've just wasted an hour Well, there was any I think it was one episode. I enjoyed the thing episode five I was like, actually that was really that was good that one And that was it. That was all the others were just they just happened I mean, there was moments. It wasn't the worst television. It's not like I'm reviewing star trek discovery Which I mean like batwoman is funny like it's in watching you guys review it is even better, but um Like star trek discovery is still like offensively bad But the boys was uh disappointing because there was a lot it just went really cw for me there was so much feelings and basements and feelings and diners and uh little anecdotal stories that don't mean crap to the to the overall thing and um and you know the human being in me I can't it's it's hard for me to Especially a property that I loved so much that comic and to see it just neutered absolutely neutered, especially the butcher Who is just a much better character in the comic books? And uh, and my beef with it was the agenda quite frankly in this in the seven what we talked about in the in the pulled ultimate episode was it seventh or eight I can't remember seventh Where you know the freaking the whole memes led to everything and that was dumb as hell We actually um in the last stream we paused for like all of the individual babes. Oh man It can't mean It's oh, it's hilarious that they actually like someone made those I like to think a team of seven people made them. Okay. I got a lot. I think it's like a I think they seem like an ai one sort of was programmed to make memes And so the ai did its best to just randomly put together memes and that's what it came up with Well, I think the ai was a 50 year old dude Children love these pictures with the words on them I got a I got a question for you more. Oh my god Go for it because we all seem to get everyone seems to get on nicey. Nicey. We need we need some more bloods and Montague's and capulets here. So when is e-fap Uh gonna go mono e-mono against friday night tights at among us Bitch. Oh shit. Wait, you can't do that though because it's all it's all one on ones. How do you make teams? Well, you would just have would have how many can he have eight would have four e-fappers and would have four Friday night tires on among us that wouldn't really be like two Teams of four like it wouldn't be a four v four really Oh, completely agreed. I'd love to play some video games with you I was just confused at the concept of that being a team game. Like how's that work? No, we just pretend it's like e-fap versus friday night tires, but we're just Um, we're done. Yeah, sure. You you guys you guys been liking among us, huh? You guys been liking deceiving people. Is that it? Is that what you got banned from twitter? Yes, no deception as I said, oh, oh my god Um, he said no way don't want uh voting fraud no voting fraud Never will I say anything that is even representative of voting fraud? Vota fraud bad everyone. Let's yes. I think everyone can let's twitter in which case voting fraud good Voting fraud questionable when it depends on who's in charge and who's judging uh, can't believe As targeted an innocent minority for Doing a civil service. It's it's yeah, you targeted me. Mology doesn't doesn't his icon have like a sombrero So you're going after some kind of innocent person. They are Yeah, I linked a brown person Wow Yeah, I think you can just do that and send your hordes after them on twitter Well, I tried and well what happened I still People link me like tweets on discord where they're like this person's saying this about you by the way It'll it'll be like a full paragraph. How much I'm the worst person ever and it'll end with I'll bet he'll quote tweet this and send his hordes after me. I'm like, I mean, you're being a cudd like can I not? Well, not that I don't care if hordes come for you or whatever the fuck you're talking about Like people disagreeing with you but uh the idea that I can't respond just because that happens. It's stupid Like do you not get what social media is? After I have to I can respond to them, but it has to be in a dm It's like, hey, don't be mead Um, don't open up my mentions and I have to like sift through it. It takes me like 10 whole minutes No, I had a curiosity. Okay. There's no wrong answers here. I'm not gonna hurt you Okay, you may have heard that I might have but but I won't I swear Either either of you guys seem by mana. What do you think of it? Seeing who? Blimey manner the haunting of blimey manner. Oh, uh, no Yeah Uh, I couldn't finish the first episode. It was moving a little slow, but Uh, what you said, so I'm like, okay, I'll give it another chance because I'm aller If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even give it a shot I like I wouldn't promise that anyone would like level anything in it, right? It's just that uh It's it does some stuff that really impressed me and I'm probably gonna make a video on it Eventually one day as I am with everything that exists. It's all in a giant list. Um But uh, what it had to say about Um memory and mental illness uh was was incredibly meaningful To me, um, but but of course it would may not hit people the same way And I would just say like yeah, give it a shot just in case you don't you might not want to miss out I think um Critical drinker scene just over half of it so far. So if he were here, I would say hey, what do you think so far? Tell gary to watch it It'll be great It is a shy, well, we well constructed story. Um Really uh, really really stellar We were impressed and I will I will sit through it. Uh, I'm okay with like things having a slow beginning I just uh, you know, I had just come off the boys and I was certainly Uh lady Yeah, I just come off all those boys. Yeah, then that's gonna be a clip. Um, so Whatever. Hey boy um Yeah, I I finished with the boys. I was really early with that. That's another one god damn and just walking into shit all I I wanted Joe to be good because uh, well, I mean I'm in the comic book for Christ's sake and my friends with the guy who co-created the damn show So I went right from that to the to Bly Manor and I was just it was probably wasn't a very good mood Yeah, it's um Definitely not the same like it's not in the same realm as the boys in terms of uh an experience, of course That's it. I I was I was expecting like everyone else something more like the first season too So the or the you know haunting a And hillhouse or and that was that season was that was good. That was so good Yeah, it seems it was much more of a crowd please the hillhouse than Bly Manor has been but You know Bly Manor is better It is okay. I I think it's uh the hillhouse. Unfortunately is Wild mechanics sort of the ghost and everything none of it makes any fucking sense But Bly Manor actually um Puts in a lot of effort to try and make it make sense not without his problems, of course But we were just impressed by how much um, it seems it almost seems like Mike Flanagan when making the second season was like, oh, I should probably shore up the um The way everything works in terms of when people die and when they come back What exactly are the the the limits? It is kind of hard to be definitive about ghosts because they're ghosts, but but uh, he does give it a harder shot I would say in the second season than the first in terms of um Powers if you will or lack of a better word Cool I'm more excited to know that they've started filming Superman and Lois this week. Oh the oh, what's that? That's the cw show, right Yeah Oh, so what's Lois gonna? I guess they'll just be Reporters together. What if it was just that it was just being reporters Like he doesn't actually do any Superman stuff for all of season one. It's just like yeah, that's all assumed off the screen This is the real the real man The down-to-earth shit reporting on all of the horrible events of um Metropolis getting he's destroyed by luther That sort of he's in the boys universe and he's reporting on all of the superhero shenanigans And he secretly knows he's actually the the biggest baddest superhero ever In the late 90s, what am I imagining that? So That was that was a good show. I love that. I remember watching that. Yeah I ask you what's more fictional a guy who can fly around with, you know, red pants on as you guys say in the u.k Or uh people actually reporting news. Um, because I wouldn't believe the guy flying around Yeah, it'll be interesting to see a show about reporting news New advantage of Superman was on tv Journalism was still a credible Job now not so much the good old days yes Back in my day They used to see something happen and then tell us about it. How crazy is that? And they wouldn't they would just tell you the basic fact they wouldn't try and assert any sort of opinion I miss those days Those are beautiful times little cup of coffee in the morning and some tuna sandwiches in the afternoon with cucumber inside Dad you're rambling again. Shut the fuck up I remember those days when journalism was Journalism wasn't always about politics and opinions and social issues. It was about getting pictures of spider-man Exactly. It was so much more simple back in those days. It really was He's a menace. He is the menace Oh, yeah, they got more of the rings They're um, they've stung up the third spider-man for the mcu now as well, right? But everything mcu has been pushed super far as far as I know Yep, so Like when are they gonna give up and push a black widow onto streaming? I'm assuming that's like their only option at this point No, they weren't they might just sit on it ring time, don't they They're gonna hope I think we got a one that's coming out right at the end of this year. Is that still happening? Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna wait for one of you guys to watch it and say tell me I'm not gonna I like the only way I'm watching that is if it goes on to streaming I'll give it a shot but like that trailer bad how it ended. I was just like, oh my god Yeah, you have to take the bullet, okay All over it because uh Fringy was telling me about the plot line or at least what what we we assume it is from from some leaks And I was just like Jesus Christ, like that's having real real trouble following it I haven't really read anything on Wonder Woman Uh, I don't have too much of an interest in it, but if it's crazy bad I'd be happy to watch a super crazy bad movie. That's that's way. That's interesting What you mean if it goes into like catwoman territory? Well, I mean with that ending it's probably going in at least into cat's territory, right? Well, I probably want to lick my ass after the end of it. Yeah Yeah, it's uh, it's looking to be a weird one. Um, the story does sound terrible Unpredictable as well, which is great. Well, because there's nothing worse than that Like I don't think this is a spoiler, right? So her boyfriend Guy dies in the first film and in this one. He's already in the trailer. So it's like, huh? And from what I understand She makes like a monkey paw type deal where she wishes for him to come back to life And it's gonna it's gonna cost her some stuff and that's like the premise Already it's like Ruining everything again I just feel like the introduction of like a wish system into the dc universe right now is probably not going to help with People had to study however they works, but you know, why not? Let's let's go crazy Oh, and uh, Zach Snyder's had, um Jesse Eisenberg back in, isn't he for some uh, Lex Luthor scenes and he's been getting a lot of people back in, isn't he? Yeah, Jared Leto set up for some Joker scenes in Justice League and um, the guy who played Deathstroke He's he's done some from what I know. Hmm. Yeah. Well, he's um, he's doing that koi thing where he has but he's not saying Yeah, who knows what um, this night it cuts gonna look like He's he's desperate fucking is fucking amazing at the end though. That is the best thing about the whole film is You guys hopeful for another night of cut I think it's gonna make more sense I think it's gonna be That's the first thing he says Probably more sense It's gonna make more sense than the joss widen one. How is it? How is it gonna work? Continuity-wise like which one are they going to make sequels for if you know what I mean? uh, Zach Snyder's Is that like, um, is it dependent on maybe how well it does or is it just going to be categorical? They're just like, uh, we'll go with that Well, they have a plan, uh, but of course it will it really will depend on how successful The, um, Snyder cut one does But if it if it does well, then I've they said I've already got a plan for future Um content based off of that well Because there's such a lack of content now because of the shutdown The uh, all studios are now going back and taking a look at what they have Uh, what was partially shut down stuff they shelved that they can maybe retool Save some money and have some content because that's all they need right now Yeah, so yeah All kinds of meetings about how everything's just gonna have to change Everything the way they do everything it has to change. They have to evolve and adapt now to everything that's happening Yep So yeah, like I said, if it's successful, then we get like this Snyder universe on uh on hbomax because then we'll get a Universe we'll get a um suicide squad That could be good back to back uh super chats right now. Snyder cut will be amazing people need to stop simping for the Snyder cut Everybody likes uh, there's a saying here in the states everybody loves back up quarterback So it's it's the unknown and but when once you see it you hear that well, uh, the robin that died was Dick Grayson And uh, batman's supposed to die in this supposedly Yeah, there's there's all kinds of uh twists and turns last time I saw batman die. It wasn't that great So hopefully it'll be better. Which one are you referring to talking about crisis on infinite earth That was a memory you just unlocked it was kept away where um where he tells kate, uh that He spent all his career fighting crime until that one day that he fell down a slippery slope and Killed the joker and it was the worst thing that happened to him and it would destroy you and kill you I just started killing you. It was like fucking cringles. I couldn't stop one murder out to the next The stupid thing about is she kills. Yeah, she kills creepy skin man And it's just like yeah, it was you know, batman killed people too. It's like Yeah Not only did he kill people Oh, yeah, and that's not included in all of the people. She's let die thanks to leaving alice go all the time She's um, she's incredible. I really feel like you know batwoman captain marvel They should have their own show together crime fighting duo the amount of people they'd kill Cut the cunt call each other Captain marvel batwoman cut the cunts I'll come into a cinema near you. We can add um Ray and lond into their team It'll make 180 thousand dollars The thing is so many people would turn up just to be like seriously they put batwoman a captain marvel in a team Oh my god, after marvel and dc crossover. We've been waiting for years and that's what we get I would pay to see jake up shoot them with his gun. I would I would that's just a dream scene That was the best scene in the whole series Sir, it's like look at this round. He's like desert eagle that could shoot through anything I too know nothing about guns You can start the movie making both murder john connor like during the credits Oh man, yeah, nobody would be that bold Whoops It's gonna get another sequel I guarantee it Anani would be in a game So it was never really about john That's what people need to understand When you watch t2 they were mainly protecting like just some kid. It wasn't really It's not important Just some grifter The next people are Arnold will just be a full-on interior decorator I mean, you know, I love honey, but like he's gonna be the wheelchair of the next one Let's go get them We need an old man who's in better shape quick call william shatner Hey, bill's looking great. He's doing great for these 19 next year for goodness sake. Yeah, he's looking Fucking stellar Are they gonna give him a show like the card? Is that happening? Well, patrick stew looks like he's gonna die any day now I mean, they're gonna squeeze many Twice the size of him and fucking riding around on bikes and going on every show possible Drinking every day. Yeah, they will squeeze every season out of him that they can I'm sure Yeah, discovery. I saw gary you released some reviews on discoverers like discoveries. It's got another season Like how is this happening? I think they might just be they just need a show Yeah They just need content for brand that's that's the only reason Yeah, because the ratings don't seem to be doing good and I don't exactly hear people talking about how glowingly amazing That show is Things that's all I ever hear. Is it like how are the ratings doing? Is it enough you think to get? Like no additional seasons or is it someone else? it's it's uh It's netflix so netflix helps pay for some of this apparently there's some five-year deal That uh, that's been funding it but it's less and less money every time because they blew it all kind on the first two seasons That's amazing after signing a five-year deal and then you see the first season and you're like, oh god four more years Yes, oh my god. I think the next fix deal was three So I think the fourth season's actually had to be funded elsewhere. Really? Yeah, maybe I mean it looks a lot cheaper They went and filmed on planet Iceland for the first two episodes and they were all running around basically the same scenery but it was like Michael Burnham was on her own on One other side of the planet and then the rest of the crew was by themselves on on a pandora Iceland where I mean like you're a little particular, you know, you like things to make sense and your stuff But well explain how walks can float in the sky, you know Walk is in my house a woman survived getting hit by a fucking spaceship She gets hit by a spaceship by the nicest guy in space by the way And then falls down to an planet in a suit and is fine. She just like he has a little hurt shoulder She shakes it off. Well, I've seen a couple people reviewing that show whenever I see the Like the description of she went She go like through time and space and like a giant angel suit sending red energy to people. I was like, uh, I'm not following this anymore I'm getting very That episode of the next generation where they did that it's they've done this before it's all it's all totally grounded Yeah, when they can send uh signals that are 150 light 150,000 light years apart that appears simultaneously somehow It's not because final episode where hi, this is a device that can do anything You just have to think it Don't they bring that out It's called it's all the uh programmable matter bullshit device. Yeah, no the best part as Uh as I'll get this did you know that the red angel suit and the discovery had both had autopilot? Both had autopilot. Yes They both had odd. Okay. So the the premise is they had to get the discovery out of the current timeline because it had information from an artificial It was terrible. They had to get it out of this timeline And they were running from an artificial intelligence that didn't know it Well that knew enough that it wanted to be an artificial intelligence But it wasn't quite an artificial intelligence yet. So they defeated the Oh, you know with red and they still left the timeline that they didn't need to leave And they decided to man the ship and man the suit, but they had they had autopilot They could have just flown them out of there without going Yes Now this is why we need to keep the word retard alive We have to be able to have words to describe these things This is a bit of a mentally deficient Oh boy I just since that one's just come in I could probably just grab it on for you Neurotic, uh Saw your recent Lord of the Rings video and wondered what do you think of the possibility of Game of Thrones being considered mythology? Do the people following mythology? Damn it. I didn't catch all of it Just went off screen Give me a second because I just figure if I can catch the ones that actually come and directed at youths Probably a good way to make it so you don't miss them at the end Because I doubt you guys are going to be available for 12 hours, right? I am prepared for for damn near most of it. We'll say that depends on Uh, sorry, I can read it out slowly now. I'm not not in crazy format Saw your recent Lord of the Rings video and I wondered what do you think of the possibility of Game of Thrones being considered mythology? Due to people following mythologies of the author like Lord of the Rings That would be scary Well, it would be closer to real mythology to be honest with you I mean mythology of Greek mythology is crazy. So, uh, it's not yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I mean incest drapes everywhere Great, well, you know, uh, I got new tube speak um, and uh, yeah, uh, Tolkien's is a very nice mythology It's a very, you know, he's he's a hardcore catholic. Uh, he doesn't want to put sex in this stuff uh, yeah, I could see if like, uh I don't know what you're saying there Maybe if somebody finds it in the future and it turns into mythology or people would consider it our American mythology Sure. Why not? I mean you got to finish the story though. I would think yeah, maybe not Let's hope the show doesn't enter mythology status. All right It's moving away from that one Oh, I I predict I mean, I don't know who's read the books here. I know mauler you're I've read the lord of the rings books. Yes. Um, they're good and they have an ending Uh, a song of ice and fire I I the ending of the books could be just as bad could be. Yeah No sense, but it'll piss just as many people off if I think people are already they've already been let down by game of thrones Whereas lord of the rings people even the hobbit Isn't then like sour the lord of the rings. It was like its own thing Yeah, because being honest like the only thing I remember is that um Gandalf probably should have looked into the ring a little sooner if you consider the hobbit films as being prequels to the lord of rings which obviously they are uh Like you know, they were fine. I mean they weren't great, but they don't affect how all you feel about lord of the rings Yeah, I don't think so most people. Yeah, we're cool with the hobbit films existing. I suppose Nothing like the sequel trilogy They didn't get me mad. It's like, you know, the hobbit going mad Now the Legolos thing got me mad. That was it, but I still Legolos look at this fake fan Double fake uh They that that whole love triangle thing got me fucking pissed off. Yeah, I don't I don't think anyone like that It was it was weird. It was weird because it was real It was real Oh, yeah, damn Maybe we shouldn't remind ourselves of the hobbit films actually Let's come out to bat one quick. Listen lord of the rings had tons of dead dwarfs in it. What's a few more? Hey, oh That is fucked up, bro. I can't say that not on live television Oh, sorry little people. Yeah, that's the way supposed to go um Hurricane reminders, I think Uh Drink it will be here at any any time now, but I'm just gonna I'm just gonna run into our uh Our topic for the day was actually so Have you guys ever come across a guy called 8080 chat? unfamiliar No, oh wow really he's um, I guess he's just uh, he's just not come across you at all Then he's he's like a mini. Hello. Greedo. He does the exact same things How do you have a little version of him ever come across? Well, this is a thing. He's he does the same stuff Imagine hello Greedo, but less grandiose He's less successful in his Defense like he's he's perpetually frustrated that people don't like tlj. Like it's it's that kind of um personality so And the funny thing is we were we were always at a point like yeah We might might cover it at some point here and there, but like I think it was a week and a half ago or um 10 days something like that. He uh, oh, yeah, it is 10 days. Haha He so he said um, so someone responded to him about one of the videos he made being good And someone sent me the screenshot where he was like, uh, uh, yeah Well, I'll send it to you guys as well. Actually rags. Do you want to read it out? Yeah, let's uh, let's give this a read. Um, this is uh at at chat Saying hey really appreciate it those efap weirdos loved making fun of it with some sword master guy Explaining why it's all wrong. It was hilarious to watch So we've never covered him before Wait, is this the video where he says the the throne room fight was good? Well, we've we've covered people saying that before we've never covered him. Um, yeah, we've never covered him. So yeah It was actually smudcast who had shad on um, and they covered his video about how the throne room fight is like the best fight in star wars Which wow I'm like the idea of liking the fight is like one thing but the best in the entire saga like jeez Uh All right, we'll have a float you boat. Um Well, I got one for you then. What do you think is the best like same to fight in star? Uh, it would be for me probably the empire when luke invaded fight. That's probably my favorite But uh, I really like the dathmore fight as well for different reasons I I would personally say the dathmore fight I'm leaning towards that one kind of yeah, what are you gary? Oh, uh Luke and beter had more impact. I mean like technically the the the darth mal fights better as far as sword play laser sword play it's uh, it's Yeah, it's it's more entertaining the music's great, but as far as impact for me. I'm just gonna be I guess uh, of course, uh, I want to special mention for revenge of the siths Anakin obi one fight as uh, I don't know if you've seen shad's video on it, but it's quite amazing how um How much effort went into that fight on a choreography scale? Of course, yeah, but that's just a problem for me. It just felt too choreographed Oh, I mean, I'll take that over fumbling and dropping Weapons and falling over for no reason throughout the whole fight. You know what I mean like They tried with uh with tlj to make it the clear goal with the throwman fight was to have it be this This enormous like wide shot of just all this chaos happening at once, but Unfortunately, you end up with stuff like three people getting kicked by one foot, which uh, yeah Force kick. Yeah force increases the range of your kick by 600 percent I've run out of skill points, dude. Oh my goodness. I gotta save up next level because I want this force kick ability I want to be able to kick five people at once with my one foot But But I mean, yeah, you know, everyone takes a different one and uh sword master guy is obviously referring to to shad Um, at least, you know, he gives him the proper respect. He is a master of swords. That's true. Yeah And so yeah, uh, but the thing is the the one that was on like the backlog sort of to cover was uh, this guy made a video like Pretending to to use like using my format but going after empire strikes back. Um When I'd heard that that was a thing I was like, man, this gotta be uh, it's gonna be super interesting. I imagine. Um So first of all, I just wanted to show you guys, um Why why is he motivated to go after that empire? What would what would be your theory on that? Why would he do that? I've got a theory. My theory is and we've seen it before is that the the Primary way that people defend the sequels is by trying to tear down the originals Yes, you see if my thing is in the mud and then I put your thing in the mud then we're all in the mud We're all muddy Yeah, I would say jealousy Oh, absolutely. Yeah, they're let's say it's a big frustration that they're um Their beloved movies are not reaching the same level of appreciation as something from you know as early as the 70s They're just like boo Yeah, do you want to do you want to check this one out rags? Someone said but the blade disappeared Uh me no one cares at all except people trying to earn money on youtube When I see a deep dive nine hour diatribe on this frame, I'll take the grifters seriously Wow, what we're grifters. Yep. Well, that's a really that's just thrown everywhere these days. It means nothing anymore You you are a grifter if you have an opinion. They don't like and you have an audience. This is simple as that Um, I guess he moves on to Nazi. They're trying something different He moves on to quote something. I've literally never heard before ever said, um, but we can't critique the ot They started it all. Who's ever said that? I I have no idea who said this There's no source that he's quoting. I've never I've never heard anyone say this Like it's an argument I don't think I've actually ever heard of before they started it therefore you can't criticize them Does anyone ever use that for anything ever when it relates to film franchises? That's weird. I had plenty of criticism Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't count because a new hopes. Well, he's saying the ot started also Yeah, I must count and shit tons of people rip into return of the jedi so weird one And then and then of course The classic bullshit you can critique it in the same way lol. You'll find out very soon Oh my god Is uh, this is a pretty cleat example of destroying a straw man and feeling pretty good about it You just just build up this argument that no one makes and then you destroy and you're like, yeah Beat your ass So that was odd Yeah, that's really odd liking the last jedi is a mental disorder now apparently It clearly does things to scramble your brain And so life goes on, you know e-fap and everyone else doing their own thing and then I find out this mud boy when Covering 8080 chat Wasn't something that 8080 chat liked not at all. So uh, right you want to read want to read this one all right, um I love that this guy's channel is so bad that he needs to do live streams regarding if my opinions on what I enjoy Are objective enough Bunch of yolks I don't know like he's like eggs I used to like egg yolks. You're right. Um I don't know. I guess they made sure to get some high-profile guy to dismantle my happiness Will you tell us right no, no, yeah No idea on that one, but it's just so you have the context for uh for this next tweet. Check it out What's funny is it looks like he primarily streams so if I dock him he can't stream for three months Wow, what an actual what a fucking piece of shit person He's uh, oh Yeah, he's saying if I can get it hit with uh each youtube terms and conditions right there Well, no, because it's totally fierce mud boy saying mean things to him and saying his video is not uh up to a Certain standard. So of course he can just destroy his channel if he wants to So um, and you think like oh, was it a joke, baby? It's like, um, what do you what do you think read that one out, right? All right, he's got a new one today. Can't wait to flag it in what the shit show unfold Oh Not even interested in watching it. He'll just flag He's filing up Wow, what a horrible person. I'll never call her back. It's mud boys. Um, last of his two stuff was good. I watched it Please he's he's uh doing something similar to what we do. He checks out videos talks about him Has different guests on and the idea that if he covers your video, you should flag him. It's like wow That's really toxic, but okay The worst kind of a youtuber like jesus So what I mean? No, I mean not so what that you Uh target somebody. I mean, so what if somebody rips you video? So what? I mean, I'm 12 and I can't handle people saying Mean things about me on the internet So I have to do underhanded shit like flagging their videos so that mommy and daddy youtube will protect me Well, of course, as you guys probably know a strike is pretty bad For your channel. You can do a lot of damage a claim can be really annoying And uh when either of them are done in like a false way is bad That card's ladder had a bunch fired at his channel. Um all over overnight It's the kind of thing that happens every once in a while to different channels We're like something updates and then it's just like oh seven of your videos are no longer cool And you're like, oh shit. Okay rule change Of course some some people like oh, yeah, that sucks all this The worst and uh, look who's look who's saying oh man, it sucks to have that happen to you, dude Oh, yeah eight at at uh chat Says absolute madness. I'm so sorry for my dude Yeah, it's insane when people, you know come after you shit like that terrible Yeah, what a incredibly unprincipled little child So like yeah Quite quite a little adventure there. Uh, we we just haven't covered him and since he said that the other week Like he's he's already operated as though we have it's like well Maybe it's time to check out his his video saying that um Yeah It's called the empire strikes back killed star wars and then and then a bright rage review The joke is that it's it's me Doing it like and he's already in me or satirizing me But of course we'll we'll give it the treatment. We give um cinema sins, right? So if everything is either a joke Or or we can we can um You can have to take them case by case, but you know if say for example He has like a reference like he did in that tweet where he's like, ah, see the lightsaber Probably should have I don't know cut vaders Arm, but it doesn't therefore these movies are fine The the sequel movies are fine get over it sort of thing. It'll just be interesting to see What kind of uh Comparisons he'll he'll bring up. We who do we do that with recently rags? It was it was um somebody who's trying to argue like There there are silly moments bad jokes and all this other stuff in the original trilogy as well As if to imply like it's just it's all on a level playing field You see in terms of craft. Yeah all day like this thing we get that we kind of get that a lot Because that's that's that's the thing people defend the sequels by trying to tear down The originals and they do that all the time they go for the prequels a lot as well Though it's easier to go after the prequels. Well, you guys remember What what do they say like our empire come out today? Everyone would have hated it. It's like No, just yeah, no, I mean we love it wasn't forms also some Body did an article like that on forms or some shit if empire came out today people would hate Yeah, it's I think uh, uh ryan johnson said that Oh Was that I feel like it was one of the earlier interviews. Yeah, because Yeah, well, he said something like he said though it uh, it was it was bs What he said but he said there was a lot of people who were upset with it and that was just flat out untrue Uh, we were kind of blown away at the you know the cliffhanger, but you know, I don't remember people being mad Just wanting to see the next one really quick Oh, and I yeah That's the effect with the empire with you guys and you know watching it again after an year been a while Been a little while since I've watched them pie And it was just like fantastic Yeah, uh rags and I watched it about two months ago. We were watching so It was quite good really enjoyed it and I've been watching We're watching a lot of the ot recently myself for this mando video going through Clips and getting references and I just sort of find myself starting to Just sort of watch it Really really good stuff a lot of really good stuff in there Um for those of you who haven't watched the ot in a while and are operating from memory Really does owe itself to a good rewatch. There's a lot of good stuff in there and it has aged really well Um, so are we able to Like the garage needs to do any kind of switch out in any kind to yeah If sorry about that I should have thought about it before but if you want to vamp for like a couple minutes I can just switch out mic so we don't we can we can have a talk Bet you can As explains the audience why did you hate empire strikes back? Because I didn't like the way that They because they had a black guy in it. Oh my god terrible He had a cape. What are they trying to say? I know Oh, I'm fine with a black guy. I just hated when they made him the good one. Yeah Oh, yeah Makes no sense a city on clouds Really good job Like Come on. How was it like quiet there? What you the engines keeping up in the air would be so noisy Oh I think of the environment the pollution Giant space penis monster like really, okay My suspension disbelief out the window Like absorb the Phase the shots from his light pistol. Yeah And and Han should have should have shot him in the head He's supposed to be good at shooting and he went for his a hand idiot. Yeah Vamp like Halloween vampire. Hell yeah Plus, I mean all that food was probably cold by then That's probably the biggest fuck up like Vader's like, oh, yeah, join us for dinner. It's like it's not even hot Yeah, it's all Maybe it was a cutlery, you know Help yourself. I think we've talked about this before but it's always just like if I think even robot chicken did the joke But it's like imagine they all do go on that table But then there is one storm trooper like everyone's a main character. There's just one trooper there who's like, hey This feels I feel out of my depth here honestly There's a wow dark fader. Oh, I can't believe it. Oh and Boba Fett. Oh my god You little Han Solo you like blew up the death star Like you're you're kind of the guy who helped it and happens. It's so nice to meet you, dude Can I have your order? Oh, I mean like oh Bad dude, he looks over at Vader. It's like, oh, yeah, this is bad guy Oh, this this guy watch watch out for this one. He's uh, hmm He's a scoundrel If you need I could do that. I I will do that Hey chewy So what are we eating? I'm just like, oh and remember it in solo when he's like chewing I yeah, that was I remember in the cinema I was just like what Oh, no Why are you doing this to myself? Wouldn't it be funny if Han knew how to speak the goofy shit? You're like, oh Okay Would you like an explain why his surname's solo? No We're gonna No, see it wouldn't have made sense if that was just a surname. Would you have to explain that? Like how the hell does the name solo come about? Han On your own your own person. Um on your own. Oh, yeah Way better Han gay on Han Yeah, how come when he got married he didn't become a Honduette Yeah Questions we got to be asking I saw a tweet that said like oh, we got uh the taiko iti star wars is is already beginning like production It's like where's uh, where's the ryan johnson trilogy? What's going on? We still that's still happening. It's like they they refuse to deny it, but uh, I guess it's it's always going to be a possibility I don't know what's going on with lucas film deciding that one Maybe something they still want to commit to Constantly baffles me that that would be the person who gets a trilogy after everything that happened as a result Yeah, I feel like Just toss of the toss 10 trilogies out to all kinds of directs at this point. Fuck it. Just not him though He he he he did enough, you know Did enough? Oh, he did Oh, they're already talking about witches spin-offs. Oh my god witches spin-offs. Damn Everything is franchising that Yeah How can we so fun times before they've actually established a franchise? Yeah, I think that's The sad part with a lot of it Han, I have no people That'd be a long surname, but I I think it makes more sense. Sure. Yeah, that's how I have no people han. Who are you? Who are you? I Like Well, and at the end of the empire strikes back, he became han cubed. So I remember how people would refer to alien three as alien cubed because of the way they did the the titling on it You'll tree still three, yeah but um I had some like cheese cubes at the um that Darth Vader's little dinner thing Imagine there was no food at all and the trooper is just like Are we is it happening? How was how was vader eating? Well, I was about to say maybe it was all like vader food where it's all just like this soupy kind of there's a straw It's like a nutrient Drilled back sustenance Yeah And everyone else is just like well, I mean I mean this is okay What if it was like port pies and vaders like trying to push them through his He's falls down and he just slams his face into the plate It's all terrific and disgusting And they're just like He sees hard luck to the door. He's like you will not escape No, please go on with your story don't mind me You The prison cells will be ready for an hour. So, you know, we gotta just we gotta kill time Tell your story you think it'd be really quick to get an empty room ready, but I suppose they're still working on it Is it working Gary? Yes, we can hear you Oh my god, oh my goodness So now you're able to see video and audio and listen to audio Yes without echoing See that's the kind of technology that just baffles me, you know, and it's just so cool We have it we can watch videos together over the internet cavemen would be an awe But yeah, that's uh, that's the channel you want to jump in Yes Oh, yeah, a lot of people referencing loud soup that would make sense. Yeah Oh, yeah, that's right It was live soup all along You want this loud soup? All right, where are we then? So, yeah, I think the meme was you couldn't take the format of what I do and apply it to anything and make it look bad so And he's even got objective review in the thumbnail So you guys excited to to hear about how empire strikes back killed stalls I'm not gonna lie Shocking revelation that the guy who has apparently got his name and his icon all based around star wars is desperate to defend Star Wars He has to defend the brand that he's made his channel about so you do wonder if like Is it possible to release a movie in the star wars saga that you don't like Or think is poorly made. Is it possible? I don't know. I guess we'll never know All good. It's my brand might be All good Oh my god Accurate or not. Well, so this is the thing The awkward part of covering anything that's satire or parody is that it it slithers out of any kind of criticism but You have to do with the jaxi cinema sins route where you judge everything he says on like funny factor and then accuracy factor Um, so so we'll just take it piece by piece. It won't be funny. I'll I'll Guess that right now. Oh spoilers rags. Geez. How did you know? No, I was spoiling. I'm I'm guessing I know that my guesses are basically like spoilers because I'm such a good guesser But uh, I I don't know I rags mess over here I guess I have to talk about this movie, you know, is it too much to ask for the second film in a series to not suck I am bewildered by what I just watched and to be frank I'm not sure that I'm ever going to watch it again because of how depressed You're out in the rain because your friends don't let you go into their parties or the room People just want you to leave. So this is how you watch this rain poke your head through the window and feel sad That's how we watch his movies. He walks through the street looking for different houses that have Films I like movies. I watch movies with my friends probably why his viewing pleasure was slightly, you know, poor Yeah, you could argue it might have affected his experience I'm not sure what's more impressive making the best blockbuster of all time or making the most boring Sequel to a movie I have ever seen since the Exorcist 2. That's right folks Are we gonna are we gonna do the thing where um, are is he gonna be consistent about bleeping out his swears or is he gonna I mean everyone we cover tends to not so we'll keep an eye out, but uh, I don't I don't I can't judge anybody Like five minutes in and there's like I just can't be fucked to keep doing it. This is But hey at least in this I always bleep it out At least he he kind of like, you know, he likes the original in this in this with this character that he's playing You know, that's something. Yeah, I'd be interested how um, the a new hope is uh Good, but empire is bad. I'd be curious to see the differences between the two Oh, yeah, the other lens you have to keep running right now is like Have you gotten the impression so far? It's like, ah, he's he's doing a mohler like so far. It's like, uh No, this isn't anything like you All right, well Please he just sounds really angry, but uh, that's what if you remember when I did my five hour series Where I was very calmly going through the scenes and being like this isn't working because what about Patrick Willems and many others were like, why would I watch a five hour angry rant? It's like, oh Like oh, you didn't launch it. Okay I mean you can call me bitter sure, but like angry. It's like, all right We're going to judge through the ultimate zero sum of a movie the empire strikes bad I don't even need to explain the original star wars film that came out, you know I'll get it. It was already perfect. Oh Just so it's the more things we never say more things most people never say That's the thing. I've never heard anyone say the ot's perfect Especially not new hope. It's not perfect. It's really good. Wait, do you mean especially not return to the Jedi or? No, you said especially not a new hope Why especially out of the three of them would it be a new hope? Because this the the words on the screen right now that he's saying her original was already perfect Yeah, but you said out of the ot especially a new hope because he's talking about a new hope Like he's he's talking about it Right now. He's especially talking about it right now He's he's specifically designating that one out of the trilogy is the one that's being referenced is the perfect one Yeah, but that doesn't make sense because you said out of the ot and then you said Especially a new hope. Why would it be especially out of three of them? Yeah, because he's talking about it. It doesn't make any sense. It does. It really does I I condemn you to the depths of english hell No, it makes a lot of sense Don't know that that felt essentially perfect and honestly it didn't even really need a sequel But here we are so let me begin first the f***ing opening text thing that these movies do I guess now it's a thing How is it? I don't get it. What's this parody? What Like whenever I watch a Whenever I watch a parody of something I'm like, uh, that's what they're doing When I watch a cabin in the woods or something like that, you know, okay Yeah, this is the they're they're doing the thing where they parody the thing I don't know what this is parodying. Who who doesn't like the text crawl? Well Again arguments you've never heard like, ah, they did the text crawl again Like does anyone because the other thing you have to try and do with this is is what is what is that argument similar to What is something that some of us have ever said about the sequels that is about as stupid as that? I'm just like, I don't even know what you're referencing Yeah, I would Like I I think there are repetitious aspects of particularly the sequels and a lot of disney stuff that Make me roll my eyes and say, oh they're doing this again, but It's never something like it's in universe stuff. Well, it's not like Having a cantina again in in uh episode seven You know and that's the whole reason JJ put it there like he's explicit about that if someone's like, oh, I guess we're just There's just cantinas everywhere and that's where every important thing happens That would be probably the closest I could imagine but again still confused I feel like that's based on something As opposed to this we're like, uh text crawls Nobody says this No And this guy obviously doesn't know what he stepped in Well trying to uh parody you so it'd be pretty but I mean there you can there's things you can pick apart about that Like why are the words so far apart? Why is the empire strikes back with a little crooked there? Yeah, and uh if you like all you got to do is just take the flaws of empire strikes back and just I don't know talk at length about them make it sound like it's the worst thing in the world That's probably the way to parody me Time for the alien you mean the people who just destroyed the ultimate power in the galaxy the death star They are again now hiding from the empire No No, yeah, like I so here's the thing you you can destroy one spaceship But the empire the galactic empire is still around They existed before the death star was completed. So now that it's gone. They're back to that square Using that logic if you blew up our what our biggest aircraft carrier then you won the war against america america is defeated We lost an aircraft carrier. Yep That would be quite an accomplishment granted. However, like there's still others And then if you want to try and like what could he possibly be referencing? It's like is it that people did anyone make the argument that it's weird that the first orders show up at the beginning of tlj so strong when we've destroyed the star killer base because I don't think it's not hard to imagine that they had a fleet. I think the weirdest part of that was just they didn't they didn't seem to be Um, it it happened like what the previous night or day or whatever, but it feels yeah, it just didn't happen at all Um, because the the the films are so disconnected. That's the only thing I remember people saying, but yeah, all right That was something Ever fluctuating power level of the first order is always and ever confusing Same people that they defeated How on earth did anyone think that that was a good idea to undo the victory from the last film and then play That star's still gone Yeah, they built on it They they even yeah, I mean they referenced the empire references the fact that the death star got destroyed The emperor talks about how we we're gonna have to build a new one But hey, at least we know what he's referencing with this one And it's the they took away the victory at the end of episode six with the sequel trilogy, which I don't even know how you could Argue that that's not the case. They literally destroyed all of them. They took away the victory These people need to understand that arguably The rebels made the galaxy a worse place um consider When you if you skip to episode nine like the opening of it where palpatine's back Like the ot doesn't even fucking matter anymore Like every the the emperor's back the the empire has more power by like a thousand fold than they ever did It's like wow, what was even the point? Yeah, they undid everything. It's been destroyed. So There's a bell in the shapes on your eyes. Thanks rebels or new republic. Um, they did great He did a great job Hmm Characters back in the same exact predicament. Honestly, sometimes when I think about this movie, you know, I have to wonder Did everybody involved in this take lsd? Hell, we know that carry fisher was taken lsd. So I don't know In any ways, that's not even the worst thing in this text intro The empire apparently had enough military forces to force the rebels into a pursuit across the galaxy Yeah, they're a galactic empire. You twit I don't understand What part of this is difficult it a galactic empire that rules the galaxy they probably have resources But I'm confused like the parody part. Well, so yeah, so on the surface doesn't make sense But what is he even referencing? I don't know like what who's making these arguments about the sequels like what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. So I guess the argument is How did the first order get all these resources? But that's not a direct parody and that's not an equal situation because The galactic empire Though especially as we figured out how they started from the end of the clone wars They already had a lot of power to begin with there wasn't anybody left to challenge them But when we see the first order, we understand that at the events at the end of the ot You have the rebellion winning their victorious the empire was destroyed and apparently in that 30 year span They didn't do anything to stop this from happening again um The the understanding that the empire have power as status quo We enter a universe is very different from we come back to a universe after time has passed and for some reason The first order the most powerful thing and all across the universe It is a wonder how they got all their resources It's like well, you got to read the book you got to read Some weird thing that's released by disney that gets contradicted a year later by another book and you're just like, okay And just judging from the movies alone. They may you know, they wanted to deify leah, you know through the disney trilogy And she was an utter failure for allowing the The first order to rise and get all that money somehow to you know Or the emperor was there the whole time and yeah complete an utter failure It gets even better because she called for help. They all ignored her lando called for help and it worked Yeah, uh-huh. Well He's just better than she is apparently you know that works um At least I could this is where I mean I'm just looking for where he's drawing the crazy arguments from And then uh, because you have to attack it twice with everything he says because it's satire Like quote-unquote having all that military power defeats the f***ing purpose of the hero saving the day in star wars They did save the day. You could say a day and they're still have an overarching conflict happening Battles versus wars, I suppose Yeah, the whole point of the end of a new hope is that they destroyed the death star Which meant that the rebellion didn't get blowed up on yavin 4 Like they save the day for a lot of people. Yeah, like a planet-deleting weapon getting destroyed. It's like that's a big plus Obviously, it's a new hope. It's essentially them Winning their survival. Yeah Uh, of course doesn't matter and it's it's that's why it's a new it's a new hope because luke's rising the um The rebels on the verge of absolute annihilation Alderaan, which is their political base of power is annihilated And it's essentially them staying alive It's not them going after the whole empire and winning the day Well, maybe it's like a matter of just his expectations have been a bit altered because in the sequel trailer Do you blow up one planet destroying weapon and you've got a thousand more to deal with you know But in this back back in the ot there was just the one Oh, yeah, and this just has like actual impact. Yeah, then they try and build another one not a thousand This is about the rebels being hunted down By the death star this is why the whole part of the plan is getting stolen to give themselves a hope of survival I mean Dude, did you watch star wars? Well That's probably the question you'd have for you You'd be like, why are you complaining about stuff in the sequel trilogy when you know the ot is doing all of it too? So, yeah Maybe we'll get to the point where he demonstrates that the ot did it too Because i'm sure the ot has flaws undoubtedly, but um, I would like them to be pointed out Sure used to see you know a whole video full of them. Look, we're only what like 10%? Really Um Pressing on luke skywalker who is arguably my favorite character from star wars is now the leader of freedom fighters Aka the rebellion not sure why they didn't just say the rebellion We all know it's the rebellion and it ends up being the rebellion in his staff. This is parodying. No Um, this would just be classification Nitpick not even really accurate. You can call them freedom fighters or the rebels Yeah, it's not an accurate fighting for freedom from a tyrannical galactic regime. So they literally are I we're fine with the show calling things the stuff that they are Yeah, all of our arguing against that Maybe These people just want lies That's all they want. They don't want the truth But I get because like I I finally spend a while on the the tax crawl episode seven, right? So that's absolutely what he's gunning for here, but like The tax crawl that there was a tax crawl. Yeah the tax crawl in episode seven obliterates Star Wars it's just like it's just like hey, by the way, all this is true now. Anyway, let's see the film You're like, whoa Yeah, okay good And I like that they pretend that it's like it's just a text crawl It's like you can do whatever you want with the text for you could say everyone is dead lol with the text crawl Do you think that would be significant? Is he is he trying to say because in the original trilogy there were the rebels and in the sequel trilogy they were the At resistance. Is that what he's trying to parody by nitpicking that that would be against the single So we can't do that Um because the only thing that comes to mind is the fact that most people when talking about the resistance will accidentally say rebels because There's no meaningful difference And of course the the funny part is that The funny part is that the resistance were created before The republic was destroyed, you know, it's just this really weird like Why what why you guys like how are you guys the underdogs when you have all of the power? Um Again, they just wanted to do star wars again Yeah, it's it's just because they wanted to redo the status quo And I think that criticism is very different compared to someone being like oh my god freedom fighters. We call them rebels Okay Another space and another world. Okay, so we are literally back to secret rebel bases on planets and then we just switched Back Saying that in the uh in a new hope the rebels had a secret base and in this one Their base is still also a secret which makes sense because They are the rebels And they don't want the location of their base to be public information Isn't section 31 in star trek where they wear uniforms in our chimps and shit and badges Where there's a secret organization a secret service. Look my uniform says those there's my badge Here's our gps coordinates for our secret base And in line with parody, right the idea there is that we would have said How is it that like everything is exactly the same? after When you start up episode seven they they reverted back because obviously it's a hollow clone of episode four And so he's like oh, I could say that about episode five It's like all you've pointed out is that they still have bases on planets. That's it Yeah, just because you say something doesn't mean you've made a point Everything when I was 10 I understood that everything was different about this movie Including the title that says the empire strikes back. That's a big clue as to the events of the film. I would say um and yeah, you know just uh A lot of these just seem like attempts and then fails But we'll absolutely be hiding behind the idea. It's like it was a joke. I don't think you get it It's the joke is to make fun of people doing stuff like this It's like yeah, but you're not land. It's just not landing Like jokes have Generally, some of the best jokes have that little grain of truth in there You know Like that can I can make a joke really funny like oh, what's the deal with the old airline food? And everyone's like oh, yeah airline food is not great. I Isn't that like the point of satire to try and um Make a point about the thing while also making fun of it or making a joke about it You're trying to like be like hey, by the way this is because obviously the overall point is the we as a as a If you call it sub genre of youtube Anti sequels or whatever the hell is just like are you guys nitpick that's going to be the again, he's he's from the The school of hello gredo where the hold-o maneuver is considered Absolutely a nitpick. Well all all I can get out there so far is people nitpick Right, that's not funny. That's not that's not funny Yeah, the key to a good parody is that I'm using if you want a parody Mola getting mad at someone for making the exact kind of criticism he does I would like to see an example Where I say you caught her fit of the rebels as freedom fighters. That's fucked up Luke into laser as the leader of a little secret cell of heroes, right at this point in my first watch I actually sighed audibly. I mean they named a planet hoth Lucas took the word hoth and then he added an h to it and now people think he's a fucking genius Who calls him a genius for naming it hoth? Family guy made fun of that I think I think you're right. Yeah, I think they were the ones who actually said that Which isn't like, okay When they made that joke they didn't take it like seriously the person making the joke was like It was one of those eye rolling sorts of things that So even they they were self-aware enough that it wasn't like that big of a deal If we may have any of the names of planets in the sequels, has that ever happened? um um Kanto bike crate No, no, it doesn't really come up Because I'm in fact, I think I've gone as far as saying ex-agol was a cool name for a planet Ex-agol is a cool name for a planet. Yeah, um Yeah, what don't have no idea where this one's coming from or it's connected to got nothing with this one Naboo sounds like it could be a lot of different things I feel like you could use the word naboo for all kinds of different stuff like uh Oh, some some injury or some disease. Would you give someone a naboo? I have to take It's getting into the mindset of this guy. Sorry it like so obviously I'm going to state the obvious here It's always that's what I do on youtube. Anyway, so this guy is coming from a place where the disney trilogy is good This is his opinion. It's not a copy of something else So i'm gonna make a parody of mauler by going after the best star wars movie and try i mean that's Listen, I like his that's a high aspiration. It's gutsy. Yeah, uh, let's see where he goes with this I'm rooting for the kid really Love an underdog in case you think i'm done talking shit about this text crawl thing I'm not the most absurd thing in this entire crawl is in the third paragraph revealing that somehow Darth Vader is back, but that's right. Mr. Bad guy was marked out of the death star trench at he wasn't Merked he he flew away What you can see him right there. He's okay He's like oh man. I was I was hit now i'm flying through space And this guy he's gonna get his bearings. He's gonna be like, oh shit. That star is destroyed Well, I guess i'm gonna go rejoin my team. Could this be um What's going on could this be phasma this the this the reference here like people seem like how is she back? Because she would have fallen down the trash compactor and then exploded. So how is she back? I guess she escaped the trash compactor. Yeah, the only I don't even think many people brought that up as a problem The trash compactor maybe she didn't even go inside Maybe the compactor was maybe the food on Star killer base is so shit that they call the cafeteria the trash compactor Maybe the trash compactor was just another reference so people could go Remember the trash compactor in Star Wars because that's the only reason it was put in Oh, yeah, that camera gets tight on harm as he says it's uh, that's the thing that happened. Let's get shit So again for anybody watching right now who's like, wow, they really don't get the joke I'd be like so the joke doesn't work. He needs to find an example that works in order to to do it Vader doesn't get killed if he did and came back this could work But he didn't And they clearly show you he didn't So yeah, like I said, maybe it's to do with phasma, but I don't do what at the end of a new hope And then he suddenly appeared in empire Oh, how did he get yes, then there'd be some Cause but no, we we see him survive. It was very Obvious that they wanted you to see. Yes Very very deliberate It's also funny to me as well because like nobody cared that phasma was back really ever was just like, oh there she is I guess. All right What should you get a one minute 19 seconds screen time while she dies again Okay, bye All right I remember you that's that that's cap. That's the ultimate. I remember you characters. Oh Meanwhile, the fucking Vader is like the face of the franchise. So That they desperately are clinging on to apples and oranges, you know The end of the previous film into unending space for all of eternity somehow made his way back to Oh, he's in a spaceship All right This is what it's supposed to be like, wait a minute like he It's not like he's spun away forever. It was stuck Oh, you know, no one talks No one talks about that tie fire that took the shot for vader that tie fighter who who tried to ram to save his life But it was in there, man. What a legend He probably has a he probably got a plaque on the new death star There's gonna be a film about this now This is the you've just heard this gun. We need to make a whole film about that tie fighter That sacrificed their life of vader He was like He'll be the first non-binary storm trooper Yeah No, if they did all that they wouldn't be able to kill him he would have survived Like it it would have he falls out the thing explodes He gets blasted into vader's tie fighter and he's like, oh, thank god And then, you know, that's that's the new history. That was actually darth vader's best friend herbert Storm trooper Herbert was his best friend. They'd been through so much. They've been killing rebels together for years in years That was vader's right-hand man Do you know what he should have said? He should have said why didn't vader try spinning? That's a good trick. Yeah I want an edit of a new hope where when herbert dies vader goes No Herbert and you dub it so that he's like herbert. Is there anything behind us? And he's like, no sir. I don't oh look out and then and then they have the same shot so that we get that gut punch He was more than a storm trooper. He was my friend. You know vader two days till I retire I'm gonna miss hanging out with you. Yeah, but sir we're too old for this. You're expendable not to me Do we get some f's in the chat for that time? F's for herbert. Yeah F's for herbert Fucking hun solo wiped him out. You know and a lot of people like oh hun solo my favorite character is like why? why He shot first as well. Yeah. Yeah didn't even didn't even shot him in the back. How fucked up is that? I'm so glad he died the way he did in force awakens. Yeah, he deserved it Yeah, I'm glad he got stabbed by his son As hun solo falls the force ghost of herbert is watching him like yes Yeah Fist bump fist pumping. Yeah, I remember those afternoons and vader's pod where he would teach me about the force Wade force choke me force choke me Force choke me daddy Ah Empire stores all fire things. I guess that's where all the fleet was too or whatever. Okay the opening crawl basically No, he's got a tip. He could fly He could traverse space with his spaceship. He could go to his fleet He said, uh, yes He said the opening it went from point a to point b. No, that's ridiculous. That's insane Um, I like that he says the the opening crawl basically do this movie Obviously now the the reference is clear the the would have been to episode sevens Crawl but again There are significant reasons They've destroyed like all of the world building in their opening crawl while this one Basically just says everything you'd assume the empire want to crush the rebels after what they did. You're like, mm-hmm. Yeah, that makes sense Yeah, that wouldn't change the empire is not going to be like, oh, well, I guess we've got to be friends now like no Up our death star Yeah, let's look him up. Yeah From the start for me any ounce of logic I figured that this movie to go after Oh my god, he said the logic word He doesn't know Zess instantly vanished like my desire to live after finishing watching the empire strikes back So when the actual movie begins, we get another tilt down, you know, just like the previous movie And we venture to the planet hoth and instead of it being a sand desert now It's a snow desert, but I will say no, they're both deserts So a desert is based on the amount of precipitation that it gets So both of these both of these are deserts like Antarctica is a desert The more you know What's um, when is it called a glacier then is it just when it's all frozen? a glacier They're they're totally different things. Um, like when does what when is a Like what's the difference between a glacier and a Are you asking for the definition of a glacier is? Oh, just when you're going to categorize it differently, right? Because like a glacier could be huge and thus when walking on it you'd be like, how do you know you're not on just I don't know isn't a glacier like it's frozen like yeah Okay, like what I wonder where the lines are drawn on how you categorize them, I guess, I don't know The line must be drawn here when it becomes a know like A big giant piece of ice, I guess one singular piece that's as big as a mountain was another way to look for I think as well Yeah, I because a glacier is not really a land It's not ice. It's it's it's more. It's a slowly moving mass or river of ice formed by accumulation in compaction Of snow on mountains or near the poles What about tundra is permafrost what you were thinking of? man, so That's Arctic region. Yes, Asia and North America in which the subsoil is permanently frozen So, yeah, a tundra isn't quite a desert looks like if it's neat Earth is neat this stuff on it. That's neat I I'm glad that this at-at chat gentlemen got us into a discussion about a geographer Because you so about that feel better educated now. Yeah everyone you learned something today I didn't even have to bust out my book of facts. Well, I could though. There's a lot of facts to go through We could start sifting some of those facts about glaciers I don't know. Let me see Is it glossy? Well, I guess it depends on where you're from but there was a two glaciers Above North America. They had names. I forgot them that were at some point two miles thick over It went from coast to coast over. Canada didn't exist. It was under two miles of ice neither did new york I think seattle was under ice too Yeah, and then it all melted within a couple of weeks for a second there I thought you went like there is ice and then there is ice to the sequel to ice to the sequel Disappointing very disappointing. Was that the first the glacier strikes back a glacier the glacier strikes back very slowly That's a bump up the categories. It couldn't just call everything ice ice two ice three ice four ice five It's like no we got everybody's doing this spray um, but Then you could have had an ice ice baby. Oh, yeah So, um, our fact is that the man who commissioned the Mona Lisa refused it Oh, really? Yeah, so that guy's uh But he's a little upset right now Or should I want it a fucking smile? I want a bigger tits smile. I want an actual I'll make it so you never work again Great thing that did look pretty cool when it popped out of the snow Unfortunately anything that seems like it's actually going to be cool turns out to be anything But and that goes on for basically the entire runtime the minute we see So can you guys think of a time where we've sort of highlighted like oh this thing could be cool But then it doesn't show up ever again. Have we ever said that about anything? Yeah Well, I mean in relation to the sequel trilogy. I'm just trying to think of like what oh the relation to the sequel Yeah That could have been cool Finn's arc this is this is the first time we've ever had to do this by the way like decipher a video Wrong camera turned on hold on look. Oh my goodness. I make blocks go away I thought there you go. This is the robot's part the 40th anniversary of Oh, oh Empire e-fapture I can vaguely see it in the top of the Mandalorian Still giving money to disney are you? Wow I think that the sound effect that is used on the um spy droid here Is uh reused as a sound effect when uh, Mando was walking through navarro one of the Robot critters aliens makes that exact same noise. I think that's just a little Easter egg in there created by strangling a camel. I don't know if you knew that What Yes, because they have those really long throats. So the he's like they go Maybe you're trying to say something and I'm gonna buy a camel just to I want to get them noises from the source do I want to know um Yeah, uh, I I can't think of anything. Oh nights of ran maybe Um Yeah, sure. I'm I guess yeah, are they cool? No, um But like, you know in the in the most superficial of senses They are the dressed all in black have these mysterious weapons. They're a team and they were for the dark side. You're like, oh Like shadow the hedgehog. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, same same thing. They're they're like edgy the hedgy Oh, yeah In the most jar jar abram's way Mm-hmm. I don't think it was really cool. We could have gotten some more of him, right? But again, I don't know that the comparison works because these things are Set up ahead of time It shown being fired out one of them shows landing moving around and then it's destroyed, but it's too late It's already discovered them. It's like it's that's everything that it does. It's a drone Yeah, it's a spy droid. That's what it. Yeah Don't know what to say about that one. You know, just like the the don't quite work the comparison Luke in the beginning of this film He's taken out by a 10 foot tall snow monkey. Let me say that again Luke Skywalker is taken out in the beginning of this movie by a 10 foot tall snow Look good. It looked like a monkey at all. Yeah, I would go with gorilla before monkey But I probably wouldn't go with either. I just say fucking well a bomb snowman It's clearly ready. Yeah You got you got yetied. Um Maybe I'm trying to get and thinking like what what could block this because like why would why would anyone complain about him getting Hit by an enormous monster. I don't know Yeah, and I would compare it to that. Yeah, the snowman from like Rudolph the red nose reindeer He looks more like that the bumble bumble's bounce. I mean if it was right, she would have just killed him I was gonna say like what could even be referencing here Like what does rey get taken out by in the sequel trilogy that we all complain about it's like she doesn't get to get to cut an arm She makes weapons disappear when they get to kill it. She had a mild headache She did it would have reached back to swipe at her and instantly just disappeared She wouldn't have even have noticed she would have turned around like she heard something and there'd be nothing Got CGI down. Yeah, there'd be a pair of prints leading straight to her and then it in oh, that's creepy imagery Oh, they should have done that I don't know This man's video is confusing me regularly What the and the worst part about this is the reasoning also when you say what the fuck you have to show I'm drinking the milk You got to like showing other things. That's just disrespectful, man Why no, he doesn't think that luke drinking the milk was like there's not there's not an issue with that Oh, I guess you'd have to do the equivalent for the ot which there isn't so Oh, well, you could just have a hard-looking confused um Sure, there's something Something really is cringe-worthy. I don't know. It's hard to find Yeah, okay. Oh, okay. How about it's the uh in the return of the jedi the the CGI um In the band And is he's he's spitting these little tonsils Yeah, we needed that And the worst part about this is the reasoning why any of this even happens It's outrageously convoluted. So luke it's taken out to the monkey's layer where it's doing monkey things I guess and somehow the monkey I'm finding this inherently racist. I am too. I was thinking the same thing um To the ceiling, okay, and all of this was so that might be the first thing he said that could Actually be something that could be discussed Why why slash how did the monster get him stuck into the ceiling? Um, and all all you can assume is that that's an ability it has because it's a space monster ice sculptor That's obviously On that planet alone. I mean ice sculpting seems like a hobby that You know Could just be that it vomits up. You know really cold gooey shit and it just it just forms around you who knows Just rammed his fucking legs in the fucking sun and wedged him Who would hear but he gets the back to treatment. So he'll be all right So that we could watch luke apparently miraculously discover the power of telekinesis to escape the situation Yeah, this is a criticism a lot of people try to bring up. Um as as like ha ha empire introduced brand new powers too Um the thing I I wish we had more with the newer star wars content is people discovering force powers in a natural Way that already exists as in the powers don't have to be brand new where they just Invent you like if you're a cave and there's an creepy space worm and you put your hand on it and heal its wounds Not you mean naturally like that Yeah, because that's something that we all figured you could just do There don't lie and say you haven't but based off the prequel trilogy Where we have master jedi who have been jedi for hundreds of years in some cases These powers do not exist weird in a new hope Darth Vader chokes somebody so Well, so I guess you could assume if he can Choke somebody how we grab something how does luke know about this like well I mean if if you're desperately reaching for something and you already know you have access to Didn't you use the force to help guide the the missiles into the the death star? Yeah, use the force at the end of the last bit if you've got access to that Knowledge and you're trying to reach for something that's just out of out of out of reach and then yeah That seems like a natural sort of result Yeah, seems pretty simple a little just a little nudge little Little pole. Well, so I don't know what it feels like to have the force, right? I'm gonna be honest with you guys I don't but if you reach for something and you like it's just out of reach You start you start to feel something weird like wait, I feel like it's moving I feel like I have the ability to actually be able to pull it toward me I don't know what that would feel like I got a really bad electric shock once and that felt like I had the force There you go and see that's what luke would have had and he would have been like oh my god I'm pretty sure this is working. I just gotta try harder and then he does the thing where he concentrates and then he does it um, but yeah People Someone needs to write like a PSA for these these people including like hello grito or whoever else is like Force telekinesis. It wasn't a new thing in empire. Okay. Stop stop saying that. Love it. Yeah But he also just make he makes a lightsaber go about two foot He didn't well he'll jesus That's as incredible as moving more weight than yoda ever could um Went went smiling and being casual about it You see That's why when people complain about ray doing things and they don't complain about luke. It's pretty clear. It's a sexism thing It's it's got nothing to do with the actual events themselves How many men are allowed to use the force exactly We should some people weren't really bugged by this and actually people cheered some people were like, yeah That's really cool But I was like just adding powers to already established rules in the universe from nope No, again So the goal he had was people make this argument in the sequels While it already happened in the ot and they just don't see it and that's what this video is trying to do But it's just like you got to use a better example. This isn't one Just just not working in the previous film. It comes off as well We need him to escape somehow So just allow the lightsaber that his mentor gave him to fly into his hand And if someone wants it with the force, yeah, well Jesus has established force powers. I don't think he already did but on a much smaller scale I don't think he tripled down on this very wrong point, but all right odd strategy You didn't even say dick sex machina. That's true He's not completely sad about himself and healed every one of his wounds Reasonable explanation if they ask us we can just say well that's how the force works Guyna sounds to me like a way to get around bad storytelling. Oh, that's how this has been established to work But see isn't this video scathing can't you see yourself now? Is it all becoming clear lads? This is what you do to the sequels. Do you get it? Accurate Pack it up moller. Well, that's the thing. It's just like but my references are accurate. Yours are autism So, yeah, I don't know the moment just didn't work for me I think it was super weird and then even when luke escapes his situation. He again ends up He does kind of yeah, it's a bit of majorly in there Which is probably not doing good for him So maybe it's the same person Oh in the snow almost dead and out of nowhere Obi-Wan Kenobi appears as a ghost Yes, he appears as a ghost to tell luke that he needs to go train some more on another planet by somebody else Another Jedi master. So initially that was intriguing in an original trilogy where we're establishing rules I mean, Obi-Wan already contacted him post death. So yeah, he already spoke to him at the end of Well, he spoke to multiple times in When he died when he told luke to get on the falcon and then when he was trying to stick the You know, he's dicking the hole at the end on the death now I just went use the force Time luke it's not worth it So it's it's already been established that ben kanobi is in contact with luke in a spiritual way And again, it's an original trilogy set set its rules and um, we should be doing is he needs to be attacking the the prequel trilogy Because that's the one that didn't build upon the rules That's the one that literally took the rules of the original trilogy and just kept it in the prequels So now that the sequel trilogy comes along and wants to create new rules That's not the original trilogy's fault. It's the prequel trilogy's fault for not building You it's all very strange as well because he's not even picking like the example. I think most people would go with is um The like force communication between people like with luke and lair at the end of empire Maybe he'll bring that one up, but uh gun info telekinesis and contact with obi ones like yeah, both these things happened in the first one and the idea That's like well, we couldn't see obi ones ghosted the first one. It's like what difference does that make like At all it literally has no effect and there's no reason to assume it wasn't possible like Him him being a blue light doesn't do anything We're gonna see another jedi master potentially but again Whatever was gonna be cool about that was instantly destroyed the second it happens and we'll get to that So why didn't all Look, I am lost. I have no Fucking clue what this moron is on about Funny it's not parody. It's not sci-fi. It's just stupid Dude make a fucking point or something for christ sake. Well, you know again It's the empire like it has all of its own problems too. So maybe maybe maybe the attitude you have against the sequels Some of them. Yeah any second now All of that need to even happen in order to get to the moment where obi one decides to tell luke Since you are dying right now and stuff. It's probably a good idea that you get some more training Why the hell didn't the ghost of obi ones show up at any other time between these two films? Right and just tell luke go get some more training by somebody, you know I mean, there could be any kind of rationalization for that There's no reason to do it or to not do it at any possible time. How do you know when it's supposed to happen? How do you know that it's not worthwhile for luke to stay with the rebellion for a while first? And start getting experience in combat and leadership Before moving on to being trained. Yeah, you can't actually like you can't go like he should have gone for training before It's like based on what how do how do you determine when he should have gone to where he should have gone? I don't know Not quite, you know, it's been years apparently between the first and second at stomping Yeah, and also if he if he would have told luke to go to this place earlier It means that he wouldn't have been here with the rebellion during this time. Exactly. So all right. Yep But here in the very least it could explain how he used that new force power thing out of his ass to escape not new This beast monkey christ. It would probably be the kind of force power that you would first discover you have on accident Yeah, like I said, he's he's reaching for it. You'd probably feel something's up You'd be like, whoa, I feel like I feel like if I really push on that stuff happens Especially because what did you notice at the end of the new hope to get the fucking dick in the hole exactly And you got in this movie in an empire right after yoda lifts the x-wing out of the swamp Luke says like wow, I didn't think it was possible and yoda says that is why you fail Hmm Could have even been in the title scrolling thing saying luke had learned more about the force I don't know nobody's thinking when making these movies Even if he didn't learn anything else about the force, this makes sense Well, it's just a very rudimentary sort of power that you would probably pick up by accident Well, the consistent through line is he'll highlight a thing and then he'll have like a crazy Exaggerated conclusion that comes right after like oh my god. This is the worst thing ever And also This guy in the end of tlj does he not remember broom boy who just pulls a broom to him casually with the force Well, that's the joke though, isn't it that he thinks that's okay While we're the ones that He's making fun of that would complain about stuff like that. I'm fine with broom boy pulling a broom to him I'm not even I'm trying to think of what it would it be the um the force skype calls Would be the one that most people would just like how the fuck is this a thing? Oh, yeah So, yeah, and the only explanation they had for that was that snook is like the most powerful force user ever But also he got killed by kylo lull, but he's a clone of dark city So you can transfer your force through a clone or oh, yeah How does that even work? I mean, I don't know I guess I mean baby yoda is probably a fucking clone of yoda spoilers Yeah, and so he could do insane crazy shit that yoda couldn't do in his infancy So fuck it. Let's just fucking pile the problems on. I don't care. Maybe maybe if you clone a force user They just get to be more powerful in the force than you which is weird, but I don't know why the force You know Darth Vader. Oh god All right, so if you apply all that criticism to the ot at fulls a pot too just so you know Luke is actually a clone of someone else who's never mentioned It Don't give him ideas. What are you doing? Hey looks pretty sometimes and I can sell a toy now when we talk about the base on hoth So the toy reference I assume would be to the the pokes again, but they literally only exist to sell toys. They don't do anything else Yeah, I mean at least the ewoks do stuff And then yeah, like that's that's the common just easy This is what I mean You have to actually pick things like you have to find something in the ot that only exists to be made into a toy Which there probably there's got to be some things you could pick out for that But uh, not luke fucking skywalker. You have to try again with that one Although he's sort of like the protagonist. So I'm not in the water protagonist so they can make toys of him Shameless it it's literally the snow version of yavin 4 except it's yavin 4 and tattooing combined How different do you want this hanger to look? So Christmas fucking lights. It's a lot better than going to another desert planet and then just renaming the desert planet We'll see that's what he's making fun of it. I'm guessing so he's like this is just yavin and tattooing but with snow And he's he's he's making fun of someone saying Exactly that's what I mean. It doesn't work when you say like, oh god another desert planet with someone Who's like having to work hard every day to be able to make some kind of living in dreams of escaping the planet It's like damn. That's really fucking similar Meanwhile, you have snow base and he's like, yeah, you know the base looks kind of similar to other bases See I can do it with the ot as well Yeah, this is just like that base in the jungle planet from last From the last movie you're like, oh, so they're completely different And then of course I drive around outside and he's like, oh look that parking lot It's black with the yellow lines on it. Oh our original And then if he's referring to the fact that a lot of people will like crate is just half 2.0 I'm pretty sure it's the whole point of crate is to fully reference half like it's pretty shameless about it They're just like, I mean, they have a scene where they have to say definitely isn't snow guys. This is not snow It's not half I Hope though, is that is that a joke that I'm missing He's mispronouncing on purpose. I guess. Yeah, he's doing Which is a parody of warts Why didn't he capitalize killed by the way in the title that's kind of bothering me that is odd I don't maybe it's because It's the only non-proper noun in there But that would that would still be the title and it's not an in the or Yeah Yeah, capitalize the whole thing you're right. You know, it'd be very dramatic. We're just nitpicking. This is exactly we're proving his With our Going to work out the the hoes Yeah, I suppose Making fun of people who do not know the pronunciations of certain words and in ips that they claim to be fans of Is that maybe the idea there? Like no idea. I'm just saying yeah in reference to what it's actually pronounced to yavin if We need to be carried by you're parodying the obvious You're not you're not parodying this subtle because you won't get the reference Well, the funny thing is if you're like, oh, you know more I'll pay a million dollars make an unbridled rage about info strikes back I'd be like I can't though There's no there's not enough material to make a video with there's not enough problems that I can actually Talk about that ruin the structure of the film. There isn't this just not enough An unbridled observation of potential things that might not be perfect And that's why if you try and make one you'll end up with this. We are like Fucking snow base In a ridiculously hilarious thing to me once we get inside and see everybody and I didn't notice this initially with luke Is that everybody is wearing ski goggles? Did george really think that no one in the theater? Yeah, so here's the thing So when you're out in the arctic where the The temperatures are dangerously low What this does it actually does two things notice that all those goggles are tinted, right? So You can get snow blindness. Yeah, which is because the snow is white which is a very it's white and reflective And when the sun hits that it can get very very very bright Um, so you want to cover your eyes with something so that you're you don't get exposed that brightness for too long Now also because it keeps the insanely cold wind from getting in your eyes Um, which will make them tear up, which is not something you want on your face. You don't want moisture on your face I'm really really cold Surely that's not the point he's making right. He's not actually saying there's no use to have goggles What is what is he saying? I don't know I don't know what what he's trying to parody Yeah, because now i'm thinking like what have we made fun of clothing wise in the sequel trilogy The raised costume, but basically he's the same from start to finish, which is just true. That's not like a woman at all Which is true. Yeah, which is true women love to wear the most extravagant of things not just the same thing But a different color that's that's just lame. They're trying to compensate for queen amadala's wardrobe Yeah, they're not quite they didn't quite get there did they they they tried um I maybe raise like a college girl who always wears sweats. I don't know Looking at gigantic projections of images wouldn't see that he is just using regular asky goggles as part of his costume design I don't know All you need is regular asky goggles Why would a universe concrete goggle? Well, of course, it wouldn't make sense for the star wars universe that have humanoids To generate something that would match something we use as humanoids. That would be weird It's extremely effective and cheap. They wouldn't use that. How dumb is it that they have rifles? Yeah, they fire lasers and ship, but they're rifles rifles What a bizarre what I don't even know what that's oh, maybe That makes me think about the stupid That makes me think about the laser axe criticism. I had maybe maybe that's the reference in some way I just thought it was dumb that they Like, you know, you bring down a piece of metal on someone if it's just a thin laser. I just feel like that's awkward compared Um, that was that scene so bizarre. They just like they have executioner stormtroopers They just walk into the room and then they just put them on the floor and they're like cut their heads off now You're like, wow, that's how it works. You guys just like right here Like we don't clean this up. Also this axe is two blades So there's gonna be like a little disc of neck that'll just be flopping around on its own What a weird who came up with this I didn't sign up to be the executioner stormtrooper And that's the thing like it's a really quick comment in my in my series because I just remember being like Oh, you gotta just have laser everything. Don't you like you have to oh, I remember Fucking, you know, they wear the hood in in medieval times So we got to have a black stripe on the stormtroopers that are executioners And I'm just sitting you're like, what the fuck is this? Like, why have you done this? You try to shoot them Yeah You're good When he executes hugs in an episode night. He just fucking shoots. It was like, yeah, do that. That's way better It's actually cleaner too. Yeah, no must no fuss. Let's get on with our day And so this is the irony I would say when I say something like that and move on straight away And then people like quintin did it plenty of others with us Like look at the kind of shit mollus says and those were like, yeah five hours of that It's like no you're nitpicking me now You have become the thing you saw to destroy exactly Just looking back and thinking about it. It just seems so weird and lazy to me The only good part of this intro Why is he not taking a piss out in sherry's fucking goggles for welding? No, those are welding So in the future, they don't want sparks and scrap, you know In shrapnel while you're welding and doing engineering work to get in your eyes and blind you Yeah, that's a little too close to how he is pretty lazy Why isn't the gag that Chewie is welding when he's made out of fur? how How interesting it because yesterday I had to do some Dremel work Actually, uh to repair something that my uh my grandparents place how odd that the first time I ever use one of those tools Um and have to wear the goggles and everything. Yeah covered in the next day We're talking about this stuff on eFap when it's never come up before ever. What an interesting coinkie dinky That's the bad writing of planet earth for you. Yeah cat. It's a contrivance God, what are you doing, buddy? He's like right now. My life is very poorly written. Mm-hmm 2020 written by bad robot. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, he's gonna make a sequel Don't do this He's basically telling hon to go off because he wasn't helping fix the millennium falcon I like Chewie, you know, he doesn't want to waste any time At least he doesn't want to waste my time now when hon walks into like these main headquarters for the base He said no sign of life out there and at that moment I remember checking my pulse to make sure I had signs of life because like I said earlier Okay The right thing happened for like the first 25 minutes of this video. I mean, hasn't he already gone over several things? Nothing happened in In the environment So again to do the two types of response first surface level So he's already gone over the things that have happened in the first 25 minutes Partially so it's like this says doesn't make sense some sound in in the form of This is making fun of people who say it The only thing I can think of will be referenced here would be kanto bite saying that all of kanto bite was pointless but it was So everything that is achieved through the plot line of kanto bite is undone by the end of kanto bite That's why people consider it a waste of time. Nothing happens Like what's the argument for for empire exactly? I don't know. Yeah Again, just they don't quite work Gotta try harder than this a lot of nothing is happening for a whole lot of this movie Also, this rebel base sequence uses the same shot twice But they flip it horizontally as if we weren't gonna notice. Yeah, we noticed and it feels cheap. Oh, I never noticed that If that's the case then If that's the case then uh Never knew that Interesting, but you know, I'll allow it because you know, I will admit Compared to some other things that didn't quite destroy the entire movie, but you know, he's right Yeah, I yeah good. We finally I mean we're a third of the way over a third of the way through But he pointed out something that yeah is a legitimate criticism. Absolutely has no bear It is it is an epic. However, it is a correct So bravo. We did one correct thing in seven minutes. They repeated the shots and flipped it. All right. Yeah, also He needs to scoot man Run out of time. Yeah. Yeah, you're running out of time by dude. We're still we haven't even gotten to the half battle yet Yeah, yeah, see what he's gonna pull out of his ass. Who knows? We got an hour and a half left Now a bunch of dumb shit occurs between Han and Leia because this film wants to push the idea of a love triangle But to be honest, it's super clear from the previous film that Leia ultimately is going to end up with the hero of the series No, it isn't no No, it isn't at all. No What Han and what I mean this do you you realize how this movie ends? Well with Han saying that And Leia's saying that they love each other So again, go in. I love you. No, he says I love you. She says I know Just go into this level. Um, yeah, you have you know in Jedi. She flips in Jedi I would actually argue that a new hope makes it pretty clear that it's gonna be Han just just from a strictly about the movies where um He's like, do you ever think a girl like that would fall for a guy like me and then it looks like no And he just smiles and I feel like that's a signal to the audience like Hmm What'll all happen there? Hmm And then he has forced matchmaking. I would call this scene a red herring for relationship tisms The relationship building on in on hoth. Sorry hoth With Leia and and Han Solo is absolutely fantastic. Oh, yeah, they don't waste a line of dialogue between those two It's so it's so kind of intriguing and she's try she's trying so hard Not to give anything away and he's being extra pushy because he knows it and it just makes for a great dynamic and it's brilliant So it's basically rape The funny thing is what I was thinking of my head Like as you said just the reason why it's funny. It's because I was thinking of saying back to as like Yeah, they don't just they just don't write characters like that anymore that he's like, it's basically rape It's like, yeah, that's probably why because he is pushy in um in the ot Yeah, he's he's pushy. Yeah, he chases after her. He's he's trying to court her and it it makes for what I I think most would agree is passionate scenes between them Yes, a lot of people don't like to acknowledge the fact that women like uh, they they like it when a man shows interest in pursues them Yes, gonna be uh, yeah, it's kind of a Well, normal women do it's just the normal women Twitter that keep Me to me to you Well, I mean Han would have been me tooed for sure Yeah, oh, yeah Uh, see three people interrupting that kissing would have taken a photo posted it to Twitter and been like this This was unacceptable. I will not work on this. It would be colored rainbow Okay, wouldn't it just been a red arm? It would have been a pink leg and a blue torso and a green head yellow yellow Devon afro What? Give him a tail human cycle relations supports trans rights We must breathe the drawings. Oh no, I've been blown up. Oh god. I love so much I'm not sure why it was cut But even the trailer for the empire strikes back hinted at their secret romance My guess is that this whole Han and Lea thing throughout this film is more or less just a misdirect to us So in Luke what it's like the plot line for them. What do you mean? Yeah You can't make their claim. Also how they feel I got no clue. Is this going to be referencing then? Ray not falling for Finn when everyone expected Here to there was a couple of confusions about that a lot of people wanted Poe and Finn to end up together if you remember Wow, I don't know if they wanted it was just I think it was more of a You know another another virtue signaled out on twitter. It's just like why can't we have Finn and Poe together? Well, of course because they only spent A grand total of what like two minutes together something like that. Um, it's just that they got Each other immediately You know, yeah, I don't I don't know why ray didn't fall for the guy who's most famous for constantly screaming her name right Why would you love me So the great thing is and I want to mention this one If ever we have majorly back on on e-fab when he came on before right Skywalker came out He told us he couldn't wait for the romance between Kylo and ray to continue in rise of skywalker and and rags and I was just like what What are you talking about? Like what robots and they kissed? Like wait a minute. What's so I guess, um, maybe there was some people are upset the Kylo and ray got a moment where Finn and ray did not is that what this is possibly referencing? I don't know. She's a homicidal maniacs What can I say? Genocidal maniacs. Yeah, never mind homicidal crazy Yeah, who's your hero Darth Vader Oh, I really want I really want you to erupt inside of me. Wait, we're talking about It's it's an analogy to the alcohol and critical drinker's liver I was actually talking to a drinker. I wasn't that wasn't an e-fat man Critical crinker, how you doing alive? Well, hello. Hello. How is everyone? We're all right despite We're watching a video that's talking about the flaws of empire strikes back. Isn't that yeah, this is an amazing parody Should be a short video they now would imagine. Unfortunately not it feels very long though Well, it's it's it's really, you know, it's hard to give you all the context. It's been a ride But it's a parody How far into have you gotten? Oh, we are seven minutes out of 18 Oh, okay, and it's yeah, it's simultaneously a parody of me by the way Yeah I mean in theory, this is a parody of moller and e-fap and the stuff that we say but Um, if you didn't tell us that at the beginning we might have not even have noticed You want to um hit the link jump in you can you can ride this wonderful adventure along with us I'm excited about this. I don't want this to end. So, uh, let's see All right, cool. Just give me a second to jump in. All right. Well, I need the loo while you do that Wow weak bladder Yeah, I know I piss myself here at the desk. Yeah, that's what I do Yeah, you got to have your uh, you're like just bottles empty bottles ready to go Fill it up and they can act as fuel cells for your p-powered cars and stuff in the future That's the only thing we're going to be able to drive here in california. So We'll be able to use fuel past, uh, what 2035 no Internal combustion engines. Damn loud. Yeah Uh, california will be, you know mad max By the by that time anyway, it's pretty nuts because I I didn't realize like the so many people were leaving california I didn't I didn't actually know that was like a huge thing because this is getting a lot of coverage now It's just like yeah, it's a huge problem. People are just like we're out On new york as well Yeah Oh, it's crazy when you got a guy running your state who uh, you know, it's falling apart, but you know Uh, he comes out with uh, oh, well, I'll just tell uh companies who can be in their boardroom I mean, I won't address homeless all the fires people leaving But you know a third of our business is being gone A virtue signal instead it works Pretty nuts. Um, it is nuts While rags is peeing I guess a drink. Did you manage to check out uh invisible man? Oh, I saw that you did While you're in the bathroom, uh, yeah, there was an invisible man in my bathroom. He watches me when I pee Did you get stage fright or the were you okay taps for you me stage fright when I pee Well, if you've got the invisible man watching you, she's still Get a little bit of stage for you. He gives you a grade at the end No, I could tell he was embarrassed Oh Yeah Makes it like you need to drink a little more water He's he's um, no, I I drink water all the time when I pee it's basically it's just It is water. Essentially. It's just in and out with me. That's why I take so many bathroom breaks during e-fap because I'm just Just chugging through. I'm like a fish Did what in and out that water? That's good with my patent Oswald gills Oh man, such a highlight of that season Drink for you there Wow Wow Useless worthless. He's already drunk. He's already conked. He's already slumped over on the floor passed out Hope he fell on his side. I don't want anything bad to happen. Yeah, don't jomb on him So rags does piss with the door open What that's what that's what james mulger said i'm assuming the invisible man was in the room and the door was closed Yeah, or he followed very closely behind me Mm-hmm Or he stepped over me while I was going inside He could just be in there all the time waiting that's my um Call of duty war zone thumbnail I use for me drinker Like is his bottle. That's actually pretty good. Yeah Take a lot of effort to clasp a bottle of jack with just your lips You use your joy you see gills Keep it out and then you retract it. You've got it. You've got to go You've got to go this cigar approach and really clamp down on that with your tea. Yeah That's a muscle you've been working on, you know I'm not gonna ask how you got your lip muscle so strong but Well, well, you're not the only invisible man that hangs out in bathroom. Oh my god Y'all that go oh no is another invisible mom the guy's like no I come here every Saturday from like Someone walks in on you and they're like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, just me you're just a fucking invisible man Do you manage to see it by the way after widow? Invisible man, uh, no, I haven't seen it yet. I've been watching Bly Manor So I'm gonna watch it some more night or something. We're supposed to be doing it What like the 28th or something we're gonna be doing a stream on it. Yeah. Yeah All right, I'll for sure get it watched before then No How you find in Bly It's good. Yeah, like episode five kind of redeemed it for me because it was getting A little bit slow and a little bit mired in the coat this sort of romance aspect of it that I didn't give a shit about so Uh, yeah, five was like a nice welcome change of pace and I like the the sort of non-linear structure of it It was well written So well, um, we might be able to talk about that on the uh, visible man stream, I guess because uh Rags and I are quite fond of that show. So if you get them both watched up by then Well, I'm planning to talk to you. We should just fucking talk about Bly Manor be easier Well, we could do both. Uh, if you want, I mean, I didn't expect like the casual sort of uh, It's up to you. We could do both. We could do Invisible manor Yeah, I'm yeah, I mean we we can touch upon Bly Manor. Yeah, so I'm sure we'll find a way to work around it Um meanwhile so I don't even know how to get you into into gear for this this video is He's created what he believes would be a video like in my style But on empire strikes back while simultaneously trying to prove the point that empire suffers in the same ways that The sequel trilogy do if you were to apply your criticism equally does Oh, it's that old argument of like well, the the original trilogy has some flaws So that makes it just as bad as the sequel trilogy. Yeah, that is perfect Shit. Yeah, nothing in between. Okay. Cool. That that pretty much sets the tone for this video then Let me know if it's not playing for you You can lay a finally do fall in love and whatever next entry comes out. It will feel earned I mean, let's be honest. Leah ending up with Han is a ridiculous scenario and very problematic No matter what happened in this movie He's not I don't think he's gonna support again. You might try which could be funny, but I you know, we'll see Don't they have quite a well-developed like romantic tension that builds throughout the movie I just said that yeah, okay, sorry, but again No, they did have this thing build up and he's trying to pretend that Yeah, if if it doesn't make sense on a surface level way Then it has to just be referencing something that someone has said about the sequel trilogy And I just don't I don't know what this one would be Like oh, wow, these two shouldn't be ending up together. It's like you're referencing Kylo and Rey because I think he's trying to say that She's the princess and Han solos The smuggler the vagabond The naughty guy So how can they get together? Well, you know, he didn't Three fucking planets and yeah, what what women would ever find a charming handsome bad boy Attractive like that. That's crazy Women like uh, extremely safe very nervous soft spoken passive Beta types, that's what women really like. Yep kill the dads and blow up planets You said blow up three planets. I was like, uh, it is five. I will have you know Five, sorry, my mistake. The Chad five He just blew them all up. He's so cool Also, he killed his dad He's off the hook for kajimi because he had his change of heart And yeah, are there even is there another relationship in the sequel trilogy other than those two? R2-D2 and C3PO The most believable connection I would say oh my Fin's relationship with rose is is more oh shit. Yeah, that was that maybe that's what he's referencing Like when everyone was like where the fuck did this come from? Maybe he feels as though It's like oh, it was very clearly set up Where rose sexually assaults fin Um, yeah, all of it man. All of it's so weird. I don't even like nobody understands it not even fin did Where um, I'm so low it's uh, luke's x-wing out the way to stop him from blowing up the dead star because Say what we love His all around gets blown up in the back Oh You know, um, if you just just picture him being like, oh my god See if if more made it about this or if any of you guys made it about this This is the kind of stuff you'd be saying it's like, but there's just no references. There's nothing. There's just Why would anyone say this about empire? I don't understand make an argument So you sound kind of close to it Help us Is the cool guy but also the bad boy that sometimes does the right thing and that's really it moving on one of the scenes When did kylin do the right thing? Right at the end when he killed his dad Well, after it killed his dad He hesitated to kill his mom because he loved there's so much Slightly hesitated before murdering his parents. So Yeah, it's a sign of a good man. He shed a tear redeemable A real man would have just fucking done it I do like the idea of comparing the potential there like because it's just like a hard It's like a bad boy because he he killed grito before grito shot him compared to a guy who blew up the whole system of plants Very cool Was this guy's summary of han solo basically that he's a bad boy who occasionally does the right thing Okay, move on well Yeah, I assume what he's trying to say with that comment is like that's how people summarize a lot of the characters in the sequel trilogy But I should be like but again The sequel so kyla rends really hard to sum up precisely because you can't actually You don't know what he's gonna do every single scene. You could do anything. You're just like, I don't know mood swings the character but uh You know, the rest of them are so hard to even sort of support I mean the fact that you have john boyega saying they fucking completely wasted his character at this point It's just like, yeah, there's barely any illusions anymore about how shit the characters are the sequel trilogy. Like, yeah They didn't have a plan Meanwhile, they came out. Yeah The ot characters like why do you think the ot is so popular? It's the the characters at the core everyone fucking loves han solo luke skywalker and leia like it's just How it goes and vader Yeah, i'm vader. Yeah Act is han going out searching for luke who was taken by the weird tall snow monkey thing, right? Remember han is literally told that his horse goat thing Will die if he's out in the blizzard for too long by other rebels, right? Of course, somehow this blizzard doesn't kill people. It only kills horse goats The people have like clothing and technology and stuff like that Yeah, this one doesn't like han has a camp to set up. He says that you could see it when they get The rescuer in that shot. He's got a camp And he has to put luke inside the tauntaun in order to keep him live long enough to set the camp up And luke was on the verge of death from hypothermia and han Yeah, it's a really big important moment to showing you how much han cares about him He's willing to actually potentially die just to save him Yeah, you say we're not leaving without a luke. I would think this uh, you'll get stranded out there and he's like Again, my question is what's his point and what's the parody? Oh, well again, you have to do so much crazy like guesswork for that one, but um I I suppose this one could just be categorized under Potential plot hole that isn't actually one if that's what his goal is it's like successful, I guess but um Again, we always try to be accurate when we talk about the sequel plot holes because there's a shit ton So he didn't get that far obviously He just wanted to nitpick the movie and didn't really think about the aspect of what parody is Uh, probably going over well, he would have had to watch your Videos a lot and then try to figure what to compare because I yeah because we're definitely I mean this guy didn't get that far with this I know he's gonna nitpick it just like moller does he's gonna hate me just if you remember, uh Uh Rags way back when we first do an e-fab like quintin said like he fucking Hated me before he'd even seen my videos because uh, he he kept getting people saying he should watch them People like oh you should watch more of those videos because they'll go through all the problems You just like fuck off like I don't I don't have to watch someone's five hour video to tell me my opinion is wrong That sort of attitude and so they kind of just like go nuts They're just like, okay, you know what empire sucks because if if harm was in the snow Oh, I can kill the animals but it can't kill humans. That's a plot hole. See I could do it too You just said you're like, okay calm down. You're okay Quentin probably had a five hour garfield video to make so I'm sure like he had bigger bigger fish to fry Oh, absolutely. Well, he um, he originally was going to do a big response to me But he said he like you just couldn't be asked eventually All right. Yeah Look what's like I could absolutely destroy your arguments, but you know I've got better things to do. Well, he he sneaked it into uh, IHE's video, didn't he? Uh, which I always assumed like the the idea there is just like I don't want to snipe you directly I'll snipe you from the side There's someone else's video that I won't that I'll go off script for Um Quentin's a bit of a snake Okay, Luke who escaped the monkey has passed out after seeing the hallucination of obi-wan Kenobi And then he's saved by Han in the most ridiculous way ever Han cuts open the dead horse go its belly with a f***ing lightsaber Yes, I guess anyone can switch on lightsabers now. Why wouldn't they be able to play at the button? It's a button you press the button you can if you can if you can use a blaster you can switch on a lightsaber I would imagine Han couldn't create a lightsaber No, but he can press the button and turn the thing on Yeah, and I I could quite easily buy that you could use it as a tool to use to do simple things like that without any difficulty But look at the way he's holding it Because he doesn't know how to you know wield a sword so he's even holding it like, you know I'm trying to think about like what he could be rafferting. So is it the we're like how the f*** is rey so good with a lightsaber And is that is that like what he's angry at in this moment Han could turn this one on That's that's what I mean every time you try and find an equivalent in the ot you have to stretch it to unbelievable limits See like Being able to turn on a lightsaber is just the same as beaten luke skywalker in hand to hand combat with the lightsaber It's just the same level of skill required Oh, that's what I honestly think that's what they see when they see us doing that They're like, oh my god. This is like saying oh, how does Han press a button like you guys are being stupid I don't think we had a we never had a problem with fin turning on the lightsaber and using it. I don't think anyone did No It's not like an rpg where oh you have to have force level to unlock to use this weapon Or you this weapon can't be used by your class or something like that No, it's an object that you could use your fingers and you can press the button and it turns on Yeah Like people have gone over to blasters because they're easier to use and they're arranged weapons and that they're more like practical In most senses, but force users are able to wield lightsabers to such a level that they can deflect blaster bolts Yeah, that's why they become useful like a normal person couldn't do that So the yeah, just be a tool Yeah Like if like if you needed to cut open an animal a pretty useful tool, I think Yeah, yeah, and Well, and when fin fired it up and fought kylo ren he had I mean even though he was a janitor He had military training you would expect him to fight and that established that Kylo ren was powerful and then ray promptly kicked his ass afterwards. Of course. She did. Why would she not? So remember he was shot. That's perfectly. Okay. Yeah Remember that he's like literally dancing around with her with his sword is like he was shot That's why she looked one. Yeah, it wasn't that she got some kind of weird. She downloaded the force from him and you know It depends who you speak to You'll find out the reason she won because it's all different accounts. She practiced with her stick before The way it's shot She's actually in the position that the antagonist would normally be in during that fight There is literally that point where she knocks him to the ground after injuring him And she's like the camera's on her and she's like pacing Around him. Yeah. Well, he's struggling to get back up. It's like, yeah, and I'm like this This is so ass backwards. Like what the fuck is this trying to be? No, we're rooting for her Where do we go from here? You know, it's like she's better than him Like all right, um Yep Tension minus one It's quite the adventure of the sequel trilogy quite the adventure now It has nothing to do with the force anymore I feel like at some point there will be like a star wars film filled with hundreds of people with lightsabers Just all swinging them around like batons because who the fuck cares anymore? Like luke when luke first turned on the jedi and Turned the jedi when luke first turned on the lightsaber in a new hope He just pressed the button and the blade came out. Yeah And he was just he's a jedi rags in the future, but still Nobody says this He shoves luke into the goat horse's belly and then he constructs a tent somehow So that they can sleep and I what do you mean constructs a tent somehow? Wow He constructs a tent the same way we all fucking construct a tent He has survival gear with him If he didn't have survival gear with him, I would be like wait, they sent him out there without like any Oh, maybe this guy thinks Uh constructing a tent is something difficult To do and once again, you're like, what could he possibly be? It must just be The general sort of concept of nitpicking like that must be what he's aiming for with this. I don't know Shit you not everything else out there and the blizzard dies on hoth, but not these two guys I mean, what are you referencing when you say everything else dies? Like what are you? What are you talking about? He sounds like humans go to Antarctica, right? Well, does it Everything else will die if it doesn't have technology technology and equipment and engineering They're thermally insulated and they're portable heaters. Oh, they don't freeze the death Hmm. I mean, Han just makes the snow for it. Maybe NASA made it regardless the No, this is a this is a this is a culture. This is a society where intergalactic space travel is possible Right. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure they can construct tents that will keep you warm A little more advanced than NASA I don't I don't Iger And and he's losing me on like like what is the point you're making anymore? I don't know Two of them are saved and brought back to the rebel base But to be fair the sequence with these new ships in the intro searching for Han and Luke felt like a ride to me at certain moments While this movie is a vapid shell of what the first film was It is visually impressive and I will also say that the score is very exciting to listen to But unfortunately this film relies on how powerful the score sounds to give these astoundingly dull scenes a motion Up next Luke's in a diaper. I keep saying it. Everyone took lsd while making this movie Whoever envisioned this diaper tank of horrors should be removed from hollywood Okay I don't I mean So we're doing the thing where we try to figure out what's wrong with it in the movie and what it's parodying Both up with zero Is this the the hold-o dress Maybe or is this the is this the fin like wet suit thing? in Last Jedi the suit that we just like yeah, he's walking around. It's just it's just leaking everywhere And it's like how funny is that? Luke's not walking around with a back to tank You went all over the place like a first tank The the acid doesn't make you want to put grown men in diapers by the way People criticizing the fact that was fucking walking around like a dickhead The cheat laughs with the fucking pipe suddenly Finn who we wanted to be a badass by the end of The force awakens was immediately shown off to be fucking comic relief guy Remember how it begins he he wakes up saying Sorry, I'll rephrase that not comic relief token fucking black. Yes. That's what he became in a fucking sequel You're the token black. However, we're not gonna have you on the poster Well, they also they had to be he was bumbling. That was his main thing Yep, and uh, like I said, do you remember when he wakes up in TLJ? He wakes up shouting right led around by his chinese master That's your metaphor for disney right there. Yes exactly He also uh, like he hits his head on the cover he opens it up and then he slips off his bed And then he's just yeah, it's all very like isn't it so funny that this is what Finn It's like, oh damn. We were concerned that he was even alive But yeah, I guess this is funny now because this guy this guy essentially sacrificed himself to protect rey and could have suffered major spinal injuries Based on that lightsaber swipe the pluridum, but now it's just like look at the funny man in the wetsuit thing That was so cheap. He's like look at that sliced him on his spinal cord. You're like, oh And there's like he's fine there And that was the death of Finn's character right there at the start of fucking that film I think yeah, I think that word pretty much sums up most of the writing in TLJ. It's cheap cheap laughs cheap drama Cheap cheap beats. You don't like your mama jokes I do I do in like early 90s sitcoms movie, but not so much in my mainstream star wars movies Yeah, it's a bit weird when they did that. Yeah, it's just a bit flat For the remainder of human existence I also laughed out loud in my theater when luke got sucked up out of it It made me think of a gustus bloom going through the chocolate river A gustus bloom. Isn't it glump? bloop gloop No, three said gloom Why did he say bloom? Oh, fuck. I'm just confused now too many woods He can't even get this all the movies he reviewed. He mentions he's wrong with maybe he's doing on purpose. I don't know He got sucked up out of it It made me think of a gustus bloom going through the chocolate river tubes and charlie in the chocolate factory Now we got all three of the heroes from the previous film back in one room and we're back to the love triangle bullshit I hate it, but at least luke got a kiss and he looks pretty happy about it Maybe one day you'll know what that's like It's got no commentary for this Is he just jealous that a woman kissed somebody? Could be I also did laugh at chewie just staring around at everyone, you know watching everything unfold around him It's like he's looking at them all like wow humans are kind of stupid So after this the film actually sort of starts to pick up and the pace is pretty good for a while Which was nice because feeling alive is something that I enjoy those probe droids from earlier Finally display their true purpose which to be frank. I thought was pretty smart the probe if Interfaced with would self-destruct sending a signal back to wherever the empire is so far. I think that was the smartest thing No, it's not it doesn't send the signal back to the empire if it explodes I found something interesting Yeah, I think it's almost suggested that like I guess it just wanted to say hi to the empire at them Oh my god, um So again on the surface No, uh, then what does he try to parody? Maybe like people who point out good writing Where they've just misunderstood something. I don't know If that's the goal, uh I'm coming to the rapid conclusion. The guy doesn't understand the word Oh, for sure. Well, I mean no, of course I mean in this case is he is he Having to go at the criticisms of the first order for being monumentally dumb In their military strategy and it's like, well, this is this is just the same example of it I mean, it's also weird that he's like, this is the scene where he's discovering the purpose of the probe droids I was like, wasn't it clear what it was doing from the second you saw it launch from a star destroyer down to the down to hoth Yes I think so pretty clear in the film in three people to write it next up We finally actually see the extent of the empire's random mass fleet of doom that's pursuing the rebellion Maybe it's just me But I thought the fact that the ships are all facing random directions was hilarious and perhaps sending the wrong message That these people all have no idea what they're doing So God trying to get So the idea that they're all facing different directions therefore Accidentally sending the message that they don't even know what they're doing And you pointed out it had to be written by three people I don't know. Is that from the criticism that ryan johnson wrote Alas Jed I and it was his first draft and we were complaining about that It seems pretty tactically logical that if you have a star destroyer that We've only seen them move forwards, you know, because our engines are behind them that you would want them all to be facing all directions especially if you're there to make sure that An enemy force doesn't escape so no matter what direction they go you could follow them It's space. There's lots of directions Yeah ships have to maneuver around each other especially during fleet maneuvers And they may have to go in different directions. They don't all just point in exactly the same one God forbid that this is supposed to be a reference to when we would all complain about the space chase in tlj You know, the fact that you could just send a star destroyer ahead Like please don't tell me he's like see that's on the level of saying this stuff. I just feel like Is it is it a reference to like the the sith not knowing which way is up one x ago? Yeah, maybe See like But do you see what he was like? Oh find similar criticism in empire. It's like, uh, those ships are facing the same direction Damn, you got him. You ruined it. You you've nailed it. The empire would never recover from these criticisms I don't know and rather than the dark. There's just a really really really really really Really big star destroyer and in this one. That's where our main man vader resides He's just watching a fleet move around in space in utter chaos It's not chaos that the scene right before this they were in formation traveling in the same direction together I mean all the probes out. They've sent probes out to various parts of the Galaxy anyway, so they might just be facing whichever direction the probe was sent in or That's the way that we're saying. Okay. It doesn't fucking mean shit Let me just say if ever you needed proof that empire is hard to criticize Yeah, there we go. This is the clutchiest of straws I've ever fucking seen Behold the empire. I'm super curious as to what all those tithe fighters are also doing zipping around To what do you say about those three because those three rule face in the same direction Well, again, there's the constant defense of are you falling for it? As the point he's trying to make is is that it is a stupid criticism and that people make the same Shit about the sequel trilogies that you're like, well, you lost me at the end there Yep Between all the different destroyers my guess they're all delivering mail Anyway, vader and his team of misfits find the secret rebel base because of that imperial droid's transmission And there's one dude that talks out of line of vader and immediately I thought to myself That guy's probably gonna die. I was right if anything I like that vader is a petty asshole that kills people for doing things that he doesn't like And he does that pretty much throughout the whole film doing things he doesn't like Yeah, yeah, I'm not So, yeah, I could only assume this is commentary on the comparison between kylo killing subordinates and vader killing subordinates, which Yep Is a very clear difference vader knocks out incredibly incompetent people to prevent the overall system You're only as strong as your weakest link, right? He's just taking it to an extreme degree while kylo I'll never forget that bow, but it rises cowardly where he's that guy is like, hey, uh You know what what's what's the effort doing? Like fucking die for asking that question Like what like I totally legitimate question that they should be concerned about and he's like, ah, fuck off the ceiling with you This is such a it wasn't said at agga that it was completely reasonable and he's looking out for you. He says that you just kill it Hey, buddy, you know, I'm gonna be your Herbert. Um So like what do they want from you? Are they are we gonna be in super space debt? He's got his glasses on he's got all the papers in front of him and he's mocking you. Kylo You got a little booger hanging off your nose Yeah, so I've been crunching some numbers here kylo. We can't afford this Like wow, I've seen our stocks and of everything. It's everything's going up. Is everything's great We got this huge on me. What did he ask for you? I think I was like, what did you just ask me? He's like, oh, no, I was just curious about the deal. Like what kind of deal was this? He's like, what the fuck do you just say? He's like, you know, I'm just talking to ask you questions I don't know why they just gave us an army of planet destroying ships just like that. What do you mean? It's suspicious Does you needed the moment where they just go? Why are we here? What is the point? Like what what do we do? We just we just approve of you cutting heads off people Yes, so Because I mean that last one was a banger. Yeah, I'm sure I guess Vader wasn't petty though. He killed the first General because he jumped the gun and gave rebels a chance to Muster an escape Whether he would immediately have reported back to vader Then they would have all arrived at the same time and taken rebels by surprise Yes, the second time when they got away This guy here Said that I will take responsibility for this Which by the way, if you picture that He thought would yeah The idea being that like so all vader knows is that we're currently chasing the millennium falcon with three star destroyers and a bunch of TIE fighters like okay, and then he comes in and says we lost it Like what do you mean you lost it? It's like we lost it. I'm sorry He said I'll take full responsibility and then vader kills us. Yeah, you will apology accepted Accepted yeah Between two star destroyers which probably caused serious damage So it's like not only have you lost the craft that you were pursuing but you've damaged two of our Value book ships down you go and the the guy at the end who Vader doesn't kill the general at the end who he doesn't kill even though looks at him them carries on It's because he actually Did the right thing earlier so vader gives him a chance yet So yeah, it's like quid pro quo with that guy Dude, fucking watch a film. Well, this is I mean the criticisms just aren't even remotely the same But they like to pretend that they are it's like it's just not Honestly, it's like the only tension. Well, we haven't even gotten to the hearth battle yet the fuck Yeah, how does this video work because if you You think they part one yeah parodying me you have to actually go through the whole film I know it's crazy, but just saying that exists in the movie whenever vader's talking to his subordinate You're like, I don't know man. This guy might die plus in one of those moments We get to see a little bit of vader's creepy skull. I thought that was weird, but in a good way Yeah, it's not like scary. You're just like, okay. There's probably a reason why he wears this suit Yeah, it's to show that behind all of the fucking metal or the black all the scares all the fucking lightsabers There is a fucking broken man inside It's to show that there is humanity in vader. That's what luke is looking for and that's what luke Attacks to to bring vader back to the light But again, again, here's this guy watch fucking Well, no, like he this this this notion that he thinks that's what we do with the sequels is like, what do you know Well, and the biggest difference was what that scene is people were actually interested What was under the mask? I mean that blew us blew me away when I was a kid and I watched that Oh, we got to see a piece of vader right there, you know And because we it was an interesting character. It was something we were invested in nothing Uh, nothing that the disney trilogy gave us unfortunately and I hate to use the same But the his whole baseline is wrong because they're obviously not on equal ground. No so I just keep looking back actually to how disappointing it was when Hello ren takes off and it's just adam driver's face Yeah, it's like, uh, that's what you know Better look better The face reveal with that It's just to be adam driver's face would have worked When he was with han solo at the end Yeah That's when it would have meant something because we would have had this guy in a mask all the way through And then han says let you know, I want to see your face ben You know don't want to look in the eyes of a mask when looking your eyes And then he takes the the helmet off and you realize that it's just a guy underneath not Me, you know malformed. It's not there keeping him alive or anything. It's a little malformed You know leave him alone with that You know It's all to boost him that's that's where it would have worked not just taking it off for the sake of showing Ray for a you know a snog two films later I think the only alternative to that would have been pretty great It would have been uh jar jar binks under the mask How would you fit underneath that nista don't know They play it all out the same way like like hard treats it really seriously every character does nobody nobody addresses He is just a rubble that when he takes the helmet He's a your humble servant Finally we get to the My god, he's about to cover the battle when we're in the last Sweet movie which is in the beginning and it wasn't actually too bad to watch my only issue Oh, yeah, what's wrong with the battle in the beginning? I don't know A lot of movies start off with a battle sequence or a fighter action piece at the beginning Did anyone ever say that about tlj? It's like, why does the battle happen at the first part? Did anyone anyone here say that ever? I don't know I didn't that wouldn't have even occurred to me is something to say. Nope I'm doing a big confuse right now Yeah, obviously with the with empire, you know, you get the the big Battle of armies and equipment and all that sort of thing at the beginning Then the battle at the end is like more of an emotional character driven one So you get it's front loaded with action, but then there's much bigger emotional payoffs at the end So it works both ways Well, um, yeah, like I said, this isn't much of a bout. This is a route as well. So Battle of hoth was the fact that the empire used these like animalistic machines Which sure they look cool But why on earth would this be a vehicle that a military would use for a ground battle? Sorry an iconic piece of machinery which still today is uh Revealed Channel's name again, sorry because I'm kind of In the same boat to a degree Um, okay, so yeah Bombers Yeah, so what he's referencing here would obviously be the the bombers like everyone's being so critical of the bombers when look at the The ot you could be critical of the designs in that so the pros of the 80 80s Are the they're heavily armored and the goal is to destroy the shield generator And you can't do that from above you have to do it from the ground But of course They're all terrain obviously Yeah from the name so right but the legs allow them to go across really difficult You know The question is something like you know what it is a little confusing Exactly like what are the what are the limits here? Like could you If the shield generator prevents any Shit from getting into to hoth so you have to send these guys in it's like so there is a place where Sort of enemy vehicles can Get into this area. So what if you had a tie fighter? I don't know fly really low could it could it then get in and if it couldn't like why can they not but the 80 80s can and if you can Surely the empire probably would have possibly had better better things to use than the 80 80s. Maybe I don't know Um, I think there's room to discuss something there. The 80 80s are a little bit strange to me in terms of The empire's resources versus what they use. I mean they work really well. So it's not like But we don't know how how we don't know the the radius really do with the shield generator No, it's it's not entirely clear. I mean, I think do they say something like they um They land on the other side of the planet or something like that because that's how far the shields go I'd have to watch it again Uh, you know, they they could have landed them out of range, you know, there's no point. You're putting a um ship down there What's that gonna do nothing? So you put you put the 80 80s down there and then they come through It's mostly a design of white of all the designs of a land Um, you like a land vehicle Why this We're missing the big point the big the problem with the bombers and the big criticism of the bombers Is they're dropping bombs in space? Oh, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to imply for seconds that mothers make as much sense of the bombers The bombers are way stupider. Oh, the this they're getting picked off left right in center. They are actually useless These are not designed to be useless I don't think this is a good design, but it's functional the bombers are Shockingly poorly designed in many ways. Meanwhile, the 80 80s are just there's just a couple questions I have about them only a few and the fact is the 80 80s get the job done Like pretty well. Yeah, yep So, uh, and we see the 80 80 later, uh and um return of the jedi on um And oh I can see there's plenty of pros to the 80 80 I just wonder if there was any other things the empire could have done in this scenario Like I said, I'd have to re-watch it and find it Exactly what the limits are of the shield and how it works, but I just wonder Could they have flown a typhoid to Down put it on a platform pass it through whatever the shield is that the 80 80s do as well Then just fly it over to the I mean it could have been shot down I don't know. It's an interesting thing to just just have a chat about But the idea that this is on the same level as the fucking bombers in tlj like really They're like super slow They they One half a typhoid to destroy three of them Yeah, yeah, I think if you're gonna have a slow-moving Bomber like that then it has to be heavily armored like the 80 80s are and When they're not and because it needs to have it for the plot Yeah And it still wouldn't move slow Unless they just yeah, it makes no sense. Yeah, there's no reason. There's much sense of bombs popping in space Do you know, um, I don't even know how many you guys know about this. I know rags do about it, but uh The obvious suggestion is like where the y-wings why aren't they using y-wings and uh Just writes counter-argument to that is most people don't even know what a y-wing is A y-wing's a bomber Yeah, you don't need to know what a y-wing is. That's the important part. You don't need to know what it is. That's not even They don't know what this old thing we've established is so we're just going to create a new thing that's worse every way. Yeah Oh my god, I know But um, and yeah, I'm not tonight mental disorder Liking the last Jedi is a mental disorder with people in fits. It's like tds Well, it gets some making some really weird arguments Like I guess it forces you to you have to find some really roundabout ways. Yeah, it forces you to you have to rely on Nonsense to try and defend these movies But I think that's the that's the key you have to force yourself to like Exactly It seems kind of insane, but then again, I'm sure that this would look awesome under a christmas tree if I was six years old An all-terrain walker. It's invaded hot from tenor star wars. The empire strikes back collection. I have one downstairs in my I mean man child You can't say this about the shit in the sequel trilogy though. Okay. Yeah Yeah, no one buys no one bought the toys. Who bought who would want to buy the bomber? It's like, oh, it's this The oh the bomber Yeah, you can have it Like the guide on it says like here's how to build it and here's how to destroy it the director of the film In the other thing You know the rebels find out that the empire is there and boom These things are out there walking around ready to kill now for sure I thought it was neat when they took them down, but there's also a huge logic error there They say that the shields are too strong for blasters one goes down. They take it out with blasters I agree This does not make sense the only way you can make sense of it is if somehow they They're weakened by the fall or something, but there's no there's a shield around it Maybe but they didn't mention. Yeah, like they just need to throw a line to be able to shore that up Is like if we can if we can down the machines the the armor will be weak or some shit. I don't know, but they don't really say that Though uh, you know, they don't win this fight But they they were setting up a cool way to take down an atta other other than Yeah, it was nifty. It was inventive What it was deaf to do was like, yeah, now we're gonna come up, you know, we can't shoot them to destroy them How can we take them down? Well, we've got these harpoons on the back. Let's uh stick them on the legs Go around loot the loot and it created a great set piece. So it actually created Uh, something which was more iconic and it's still remain. Oh, remember there's a really cool way Uh of taking down the at at's A lot of people are saying, um If the other rather than a negative are too strong for blasters, he shot it in the neck I just want to see the clip again. One goes down to take it out with blasters Oh Shot But what you don't need to take them down to the ground to do that Yeah, so is it like they're they're less armored on top or something that you can get at them from that angle Yeah, I don't know if they're trying to imply that like we can't get the next shot without them being downed But um, which isn't true, but of course not. Um, in fact, I think you might have a better shot of it when it's up Rather probably maybe Because when it folds in it sort of protects itself a little bit. Um, yeah I I think that there's a lot in terms of how the battle mechanics work with these that doesn't make sense Like how it blows up when it's down instead of standing up How come the at at stop? Why don't they just stop moving once they've been harpooned and There's some there's some to them there there is. Um, well, and why do they why do they why do they attack them head on? Instead of moving around first Because they just get shot down as a result Yeah One of the snow speeders just go Straight forwards towards them Because clearly these Everyone was so sweet it gets absolutely wiped out when he goes. Well, no, we're saying why do that? You should be going around. Yeah, you have planes You could fly around attack them from above and other angles Because these at at's one of the big weaknesses is that they can only attack in front of them Yeah, and not in a very wide radius, which is actually what I would call a pretty significant design floor You think you'd have a back gunner or something? Yeah, especially if you're that high over the battlefield one of the huge advantages you have is that you could shoot At all kinds of different targets without the terrain getting in the way and you could shoot over barricades and stuff like that So you would want to have the ability to shoot from all directions They should have put a little tail on them. They should have or a turtle top or something They do that with the the clone wars ships, don't they the um, I can't remember what they're called The la at's I think they are they have like a little gunner in the back and on the sides Um, let me double check. Yeah, I suppose You could uh bombs Make it like a salt transport. Yeah, they do. Yeah, you could maybe do it like um Like this is an attempt at fix rather than what it is But it's just like they have some kind of shielding and then when you down them the shielding's broken You can hit the neck at that point That could be like a cool way to have to take them out is what I'm saying But yeah, um, you know They could have like minus shielding around them and then when it was like, you know harpoon Hit the ground that was enough to knock out the Electrics electronics. Yeah, whatever and then there they could finish off Yeah, there's there's definitely fixes for this. Um Is it a huge issue? No, it's not the battle would if the battle would have ended the exact same way Yeah, I mean it's it's literally the whole point of this is to delay them as long as you can because there's no way they're staying here Yeah, so on snow speed is more ground. Uh, you know, they're not like massive aerial Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, they're kind of more You know, not hover but they're more ground level. Um Well, I think as long as you could fly you could pretty much fly in atmosphere Obviously, there's going to be a limit depending on if they on the engines that they use I mean there is a maximum altitude for aircraft Um, based on the density of the atmosphere However, um, I think snow speeders they they would be able to fly high enough to where they could get a tactical advantage Yeah, I know I never I never got the impression that they were, uh, space. Yeah, I don't think so Based, um, yeah vehicles Okay Now basically after this entire battle, which is as I said pretty fun But still kind of ridiculous if you think way too hard about that was Luke taking out the uh shield generator for the AT&T AT&T I think he just cuts a hole he he cuts a hole or he opens up a hatch and throws the grenade in Uh It's it's that kind of cliche in movies where like you can just hit a control panel and it'll cause the door to open Like if you just shoot it or whatever No, you just yeah, you cut a whole lot of the same concepts I I thought because you see the hatch then slide back like as if he's damaged the the electronics. Maybe you're right. Yeah Um, maybe that's the case. I figured he just hit his lightsaber and made a hole I don't know Um, but yeah, I now we know that has one door. Luke Skywalker to destroy AT&T We finally enter into the zero some story of nothingness and as you can probably guess I'm not gonna have much to say about it beyond the broad strokes of what does how could you I would never get that you don't have much to say. How could this be? Come on. This parody is weak Hmm Even if even if a character said hello, I'd be like, right seven pages written already Let's go down from here because I've already bitched about the empire strikes out for like 15 minutes empire strikes out It's hilarious clever boy But it damn no it didn't Well, yeah It's commonly accepted. It's like the greatest in the saga Yeah So Luke splits up from Han and Leia to go find the Jedi master that ghost Obi-Wan told him to find And rather than find someone kind open and gentle just like Obi-Wan was for Luke in the previous film We literally got a green goblin looking thing that lives in a swamp. Wow, it's subverted your expectations Well, maybe that's amazing making rex. Maybe that's the point he's making you couldn't accept getting your subverted expectations Uh sentence structure So I don't even know what my expectations are for this video No, I mean for tlj. It's like you couldn't handle mine of very low. I just like to say Yeah, because of course I'm assuming that's the point he's making here is like I wasn't ready for a green goblin teacher in the same way that tlj people couldn't accept that it wasn't the story That they wanted it was the story they needed Yeah, the difference here being that not all subversions of expectations are the same like this one makes total sense There's nothing wrong with it or logically inconsistent about it and it doesn't make the story any worse Utterly destroying your main character is just like a green puppet This one is really clever and actually teaches luke a lesson the the Ryan johnson school of subversions expectations was done purely to subvert your expectations It was a massive difference. Yeah Oh, you you you have theories about snook. No, I'm gonna just change it because Oh, you have theories about raised parentage and lineage. No, I'm just gonna change it because you reasons There's no there was no logic behind it. There was a huge amount of logic with yoda Being this this Manical little being luke Thought of the Jedi knight as obi-wan Kenobi As this noble sort of being who you could see in his youth would be, you know, a handsome knight With his sword wielding away, so that's what he was which he was He absolutely was And so he thought that's what the Jedi was but no, you know, you could be this little small Bundle and still have unbelievable control of the force. It was about understanding how the force works not brute strength or brute force I mean walls not make one great a lot of the lines he has just make you go Hmm, it wasn't a gotcha Ryan johnson's were gotchas Yeah, this wasn't a gotcha. This this was a this was a lesson Again, it goes back to what we were saying earlier. Ryan johnson's subversions were all cheap Yes, they were just take whatever you were expecting and do the opposite. That's not smart Take a very nimble well-made bomber Wow, you guys a nitpick Up and is an absolute menace to luke for his own amusement I mean, I guess I understand the motivation to subvert my expectations of what a master could be But it was way too silly and wacky for me But it was an act yota. He was putting on this isn't real yota Also, the whole it wasn't real I don't feel like anybody said that about tlj where they were like, I appreciate severe my expectations But I just don't like the way that you it was always like it just didn't make any fucking sense was usually the criticism Try and point to where this doesn't make sense. Just just just you know, give me a give me a hand here 8080 To take anything seriously throw most of what we see on this one. I was gonna say I would say that Doing something like raise lineage, for example. Yeah, people like could she be a skywalker? Could she be a Kenobi? And sure, they were very obvious things that she could be Um, so if there was a clever idea Brilliant introduce it But saying that her parents were junk traders Makes her uninteresting and boring It doesn't enhance the character It doesn't make the character likable or more relatable It actually takes away from the character Because suddenly her parents being zero Is worse than her parents being a Kenobi or a skywalker So that's a version of the expectation is is is a poor one Because it doesn't it's gone gone No, so I was just gonna say it's almost like so it's star wars movie written by somebody who doesn't like star wars and doesn't like fandom Want to be antagonistic with every fucking decision he made excuse my language, but You can say antagonistic. Yeah, the antagonist is fine. It's fine. We say that Yeah, you know, not often it doesn't come out much, but you know, I have to cuss It's it's gotta benefit the story somehow Either being a great twist that you didn't see coming That actually enhances or uh, you know, somebody turning traitor who you'd never expect Ho was was always part of the empire all along, you know, just just something that would have been different But but the the snoke. Oh, you know, it's who's snoke. Is he um, You know Darth Sid- not Darth Sidious Darth Plagueis Is he Darth Plagueis? Oh people like that idea cut him in half He took away and took away and took away this subversion Enhance the story But you that's the story you needed Gained so much Yeah, I mean, you know, you just didn't understand it and I'm helping you AT-AT is helping us right now But it was like see people who complained about the yo mama joke. They're like people saying yoda sucks, too I don't even know it's hard to connect exactly what what's being connected. You know, it's a tough one Be too silly and wacky for me to take anything seriously throughout most of what we see on this swamp planet The only part that I really enjoy from this entire sequence was when both yoda and obiwan tried to stop luke from leaving Because he wasn't ready to face fader It made me wonder if maybe luke was going to go to the dark side by the end of the film and potentially At least that would have been intriguing to me So is he doing the whole it would have been interesting for ray to go to the dark side and he's mocking that How is that worthy of mockery though? Well, to be to be honest to be fair, uh, it would have been It would have been a really interesting story for the for the sequel trilogy If they did actually set up ray at the first film It's a bit look as if she was going to become the jedi hero and then by the third film She was actually the villain As women can't be bad guys You know that that's not allowed But it's all it's got to be because of a man So a woman can only be the bad guy if the heroes also are sorry the woman can't be bad Unless the hero is also a woman. This is yeah, I think that's how it works actually honestly. Yeah But they may they may too well It would have been I think that would have been more interesting to to what we got I'm not saying that's you know how I would have planned the film You know, you get that nonsentical sequence where ray goes into the the pit Um, they she's not supposed to go to and Luke makes this comment like oh, you didn't even hold back He went straight there and what does that even mean? Don't know. It's just something that they put in And she saw a bunch of reflections of herself Yeah, because they could have they could have done the the redemption of ben solo and the descent of Ray Um, but whatever way they did it that would have been a more The latest drug on the market for this kind of thing that's how we had a granddaughter. Oh my god Ironically adds what you're discussing what you're describing Hmm, sorry. Yeah, what no, I was gonna say what your description is kind of what happens like kylo does get redeemed Um by saving ray and she then falls to the dark side by killing palpatine Which is exactly what he wanted her to do. So he's now taking over her body and is ruling the galaxy in her place JJ's Also, where's your halloween avatar you fuck what the fuck I know I I I thought I had it on do you want me to sign out and change it and then come back You don't have to sign out. You can do it on the fly. No that that kind of drinking should be scary to normal people But we're used to it So it's not really what people don't know is that that's a live feed of critical drinker. You see that's just There's a tube It's a tube that fits to the back of the ball. It's just filling it up perpetually No, how the fuck do you change it on the fly? Uh, the settings cog Um, I would I would press it. It's gonna fuck up my screen rags guide him All right. So at the bottom left, you've got the little a little user settings wheel by your name in your Yeah, I got it Oh, they they changed it with the last uh little update, but yeah, you just uh Click your avatar and it lets you Change your avatar and we can we could change our avatar if you can see the stream gary. We have cobwebs Where are yours for halloween? Hmm? Very cobwebs on the stream. What's the other side about get into the spirit I I'm lagging behind. I'll fix that With one week to go Yeah, you you can make it for halloween. You got it Yeah um So I guess I guess we'll continue Something new and I don't know fun plus yota mentions that there is another force user out there who might be able to help them So I thought that was pretty cool. Hopefully it's not another muppet So han and leah along with chewie and three pio are in a slow speed chase from the empire because their hyper drive doesn't work The entire empire is unable to the entire empire No, no, no, no No, no, no No, it's not even remotely Comparable to fucking admiral whole cunts. I'm gonna kill all the rebel plan She did a empire's job for them What's your plan not gonna tell you all the ships are gonna get blown up Not gonna tell you the ships are getting blown up. I'm not gonna tell you with the last fucking ship I'm gonna commit suicide That is an accurate summary of the leadership skills And blew that into the empire was because if she'd survive they would have fucking hunger for treason I want the dark dramatic vision of this they keep coming to a quarters to ask her and then like the final time they go Uh admiral hold on. What are we in the gunshot sound and they're like, oh my god. Oh, no Thank god swinging in a quarters are just hanging up in a quarters Swinging fucking It's like really comically swinging really far back and forth For one side of the room She's a great character history of fucking anything We made jokes before about c3p of being like a secret hit man He could like strangle her when everyone's alone. He's just like, I'm sorry. It's for the best I have to say I have to save my friends I must save the rebellion. I can't stand to have one last look at my friends Um, actually, I don't really even know these people know you. I don't even know you you yellow shades so This scene right what you've got is three destroyers trying to Circle in on the millennium falcon being flown by what we're supposed to know as the best pilot out of all the people Um, at least for the millennium falcon With chewy that's why there's a there's confusion and difficulty in capturing them I think they may go a little too far when they have the destroyers crash into each other I feel like that's something they'd be able to avoid pretty handily even if they are trying to desperately chase the millennium falcon Um, but it is supposed to be indicative of just how much han is fucking them over with all the the things he's doing I also like the pressure of Darth Vader Sure We got to get this we got to get this and they're causing the confusion and then you compare that To the idiocy that is all of tlj space chase Like I don't even know how you could compare The two it did some kind of like see they're both dumb. I'd be like, no No Um, but yeah, of course, I feel like this is a pretty blatant reference to people making fun of the space chase I capture one small ship for like half of this movie's runtime and honestly, I think that is Ridiculous, that is I don't know how that made it. I mean Through asteroid belts and Yeah, the millennium falcon does lots of fairly clever manoeuvring to to evade them again and again If you break up the scenes, we're not constantly cutting back to po being like tell us the plan Please Instead we have hard fleeting with with lair That will cut over to luke with yoda that will cut over to vader being like what the fuck? Where are they? How do we like you guys suck just everything's progressing Is no um, you wouldn't tie all of those things together and just go There's a beat to it. The chase was boring It was going nowhere. We had fucking some purple-eyed cow doing nothing It was dumb This wasn't Fucking watch star wars It's into the screen that I was watching it's insane. Hold on. Just pause it for a second. What's he called? 1880 and t chat Dude, give me your address. Send me your address dm me email me. I'll send you the fucking Original trilogy on blu-ray for christmas. You can watch it. You'll enjoy it You made a gift sound so if he watches them it will be a christmas miracle Oh, yeah, we got a halloween avatars nice Still waiting for for as and gary to roll theirs. I'm working on it. We'll be working on it. Yep I've got it's almost ready as just add fangs to your baby face I'm going to put a pumpkin What's that at the end of the sentence? I want to say that to people What they expect you to continue said I'm gonna put a pumpkin I Hides inside of an asteroid at one point in wild space And the empire sends out tithe fighters to drop bombs in space onto asteroids I guess when you were high on lsd, you forget that bombs can't be dropped in space, but whatever They don't look like they're dropped. They look like they're fired downwards. They're fired. They're not dropped with gravity The magnets the asteroid the asteroid has got gravity. It's big You know that they get out of the millennium falcon. They're able to walk around inside it Yeah, I guess that's a good point actually there is enough gravity I presume it's a lot less than We'd get here on a normal planet, but it's enough for them to move around without floating away Um, but yeah, it's just it's so funny because that was that was blatant. You're like, oh, I know what your reference said You did it I see the bombs come out of those bombers pretty quick I Guess it's fine and on top of that the falcon was actually inside of just a big giant space form all of a sudden That lived inside of the asteroid that they were dropping bombs on in space I don't know guys. It's just all of this is just so stupid to me now. I will say that the city All right, it's not stupid to the vast majority people. I was waiting for qualification. I guess that's the joke Is that sometimes we we say something stupid and we don't qualify why which is a weird one because we have famously long podcasts We like explain every point. I think that he's I think he's trying to say that it's self-evidently ridiculous and stupid the premise When i'm not sold on that in the star wars universe at all Um, you need to do better than that. It's a it's a fantasy creature that lives in the in the asteroid So yeah, this is a space fantasy. Yeah, like you're gonna tell me like that creature can't live there. Have you like why? Was he trying to say something about dropping bombs in space? Well, he was on the asteroid That has gravity Hmm. This is the thing if he doesn't qualify we can't find out But if that's the point if he's making jokes about people who don't qualify their shit, I just be like, okay, well You don't like like people who don't qualify the statements, but you can figure them out At least they've got that going for them In the clouds portion that was pretty beautiful I think it looked really nice and I thought the character of landa was actually really good Good job, billy d You know he betrays his friends and that kind of proves my point about hawn that I said way earlier in the video You can't really trust these smuggler types of people even if they flip it wasn't because he was a smuggler It had nothing to do with the fact he was a smuggler. It's because he specifically was hawn solo Um, is this a reference to how People again people trying to make like positive claims that are based on faulty info. Is that what that's what he's doing? Or is he just doing it by accident? I don't know. I don't know. I ain't got a clue. No, I don't know This is again another because this is the funny thing every time he's wrong, which is 95 of the time You don't know if it was on purpose or not Yeah, if he's like, no, you don't get it I was wrong and then like he points something out that he thinks is an actual issue and we say like, no You got that wrong. He's like, uh, hmm Okay, but mola he would have had to establish the rules for that And he hasn't So we just gotta assume He's shit and wrong Bides but as this all just turns into the empire already having sent a trap to catch them So in the end we watch our heroes escape the empire for the entire film Only for them to just get captured in the end again And i'm pretty positive that this is the last thing we're gonna see of hawn. Yeah, I don't I don't know So the issue would so is he trying to say this is like kanto bite? They were they were fleeing the empire and they were eventually caught. Um So unless so, I guess it's only acceptable to have a chase if the If the runners escape Otherwise it's pointless for them to try attempt to evade capture I don't understand So, you know, if someone said like in earnest like, oh, what was the point of all the asteroid shit if they were only going to get caught Eventually, anyway, why not just have them get captured? I'd be like, well It shows you just how skilled han solo is we'd get to develop han and leia We get to have them exploring like the crazy new environment You know, we're getting benefits in all kinds of different ways as well as like padding the timeline So that it can line up with luke's instead of just instantly happening which would fuck everything up um Like there's lots of things are being achieved. Meanwhile, if you said like, well, what's the benefit in kanto bite? I'd be like, uh Okay, baby Also, yeah, that's neat There's no way your brain will be normal after being frozen. Whatever the hell that chamber is Why do you know tell me the technology that this uses? Tell me how this works. Tell me how this carbon freezing chamber works Yeah, please go down to the like of the chemistry for us like tell us exactly how So this was the first time they tested it on a person Yeah, they didn't even know this doesn't work, but then they're like, oh, yeah, they were They were testing it to see if it would work safely on luke skywalker I don't want the emperor's prize damaged or something like that, right? Basically, yeah Yeah For even a day hence why luke and lair are probably going to end up together in the final film I will say I did laugh you think that after this Why would you say that after the sea where she says I love you? Why would you say that? She's like jk low luke is my daddy. Oh, hey, why I love you low jk Gonna fuck my bro People she's keeping her options I love you Like is it a parody of people that criticize ballers? Oh you Then that's like that's like 40 chasing us right there But when vader said that he would be honored if they would join him at the dinner table You know before he started torturing everybody. I guarantee that'll turn into a meme So luke does finally turn up and try to help his friends on the cloud city Just like the green goblin and obi ghost kinobi told them not to and he falls into vader's spooky frity kruger room And yeah, I actually did like how creepy vader was towards luke and for a moment I actually felt like mildly afraid of darth vader who was more or less just some henchman in the first star wars film He was on some shots and he he he was fucking choking people to death if they fucked up that ain't henchman's shit That's like i'm in charge level shit Well, it's like indiana jones even though like you always get the um the boss of the henchman almost and you'd be like He gets a special vader gets special mention Regardless of the fact that he might not be at the top of the chain Fucking he's he's technically never at the top of the chain like in terms of the ebber existing yet He's the most iconic villain in cinematic history. So it's just like uh, he's referencing red letter media he's uh, he's Referencing red letter media because that's what they called Darth vader When they were talking about uh, when they're doing their prequel, you know, the mr. Plinkett prank, uh, mr. Plinkett's prequel Uh reviews Uh, they're trying to say, you know that it wasn't meant to be vader wasn't meant to have this sort of like He wasn't space jesus. He's just a henchman really a henchman for Uh, the emperor. So he's just kind of falling into red letter media territory. Um, I would concede He's not as significant in a new hope as he is in the other two films But he's certainly more significant than henchman like I'm sure He's rocking a new hope. Yeah Plus he doesn't get asked to be a new hope and he's gone He's got an interesting history with obi one like there's no way he's not just uh, he's not phasma, you know He doesn't get his ass beating new hope He doesn't get his ass beat in return as a jedi in empath strikes back either. Nope Quite the opposite kicks the shit out of luke Yep, when they face each other I think maybe the thing that really solidified that this movie was trash happens This movie entirely retcons what obi won kanobi told luke about his father being a jedi and how vader had killed him. No There's luke's father Reckon so, okay, so just just to be so you're saying that kylo ren and um ben solo How so how does that work then if this doesn't work for that? How does that work for the well? I'm assuming as a sequel defender. This is referencing, uh, Raise parents rape. I'll put yeah. Yeah, I mean like that's a that's a complete retcon Therefore bad and he's saying well they retcon this I should be like you can retcon whatever you want if it still makes sense And when I say retcon I just mean you retroactively change something that wasn't the way it was And then we know this from meta knowledge like they say like yep, we changed that it wasn't always that way However, there's no reason it couldn't have been that way Yep, still makes sense in universe that darth vader and you know anakin skywalker are like different parts Of a person and one can kill the other Yeah, and a lot of people tend to say that like once once the emperor dubs him Is a metaphorical death. It was the death of anakin because anakin became darth vader It was the death of the light side and the rise of the dark side Yeah, and it made sense that obi one wouldn't have told luke the full story about him initially because he wasn't ready for that level of knowledge From a certain point of view, he didn't know what a darth vader was He's he's still a farm boy. Well, that's what i'm saying Textually, I know that he knows this isn't accurate But then in relation to the the complaints of the sequel trilogy, they don't work It's like they literally tried to do the same thing but failed miserably So when he's like I was right from a certain point of view obi one's being sneaky He's like, I don't want to tell you he's your dad. You're not gonna kill him if I do that Which which is true needs to die because he's an evil horrible blight on the galaxy. Meanwhile kylo's like I didn't lie your parents are nobody. It's like what are you? If one of them was the kid of the emperor and parents who are really important So I mean, it's just like that's just categorically wrong. There was no benefit to you doing that You just said it because I don't know. I'm gonna tell you the truth later. But for now, I'm gonna fuck with you No, but was it is she a palpatine or is she a palpatine clone and It's just a fucking mess. She is the daughter of a clone of a palpatine Bum bum bum Parapetine, where's grandpa? Where's grandma palpatine? She's she's is she dead? Is she alive? Did he electrocute her in a fit of rage? Like what's wrong with her? She's on evil or was she good With the reverse mortgage One of the should be floating in one of the tanks next to like spear It'll recline in the tube Oh, what if it's like um, what if it's like, uh Who's uh, aren't of source and agar from batman and robin? Where his wife's like frozen or something and he has to try Yeah, yeah, so he's trying palpatine is trying to Take over the world something to save his wife who's cryogenically frozen in carbon My wife has McGregor singed you out We must discover a cure I just I just like the idea It's like you will pay the price for your life. You're so shave. What are you doing? Are you using that for Face with your friends. Come on now. I mean, I'll be right there. I'm doing some work Yes, I'm loud pal. Be so loud You want anything I want the deluxe chicken sandwich do it It all makes sense. It's not a retcon. It all lines up And now star wars is a soap opera and no longer a space adventure series And while it was pretty insane to see the lightsaber sequences having better Choreography than the first film it again all results in a zero sum for our heroes What do you mean when you say that when you say that what do you mean when you say that? And hilarious bit about I think knows what he's going on about So so this screenshot, right? Am I crazy or is it possible that the lightsaber is above his shoulder below his mask? Yes, very looks like it Because he's saying most durable neck in space like this that his shoulder isn't his neck Because he's trying to imply that the the lightsaber has gone through his shoulder Like I don't I don't know. It's weird He's wearing armor of a kind. So I don't know if has resistance to the lightsaber. I don't know Any fucking description of his armor is that like it's it's good. Shit Oh, okay The camera is coming back on again. Oh my god. This is Darth Vader Look at the armor around the whole neck And top of the chest It goes all this man child has these toys Vader All these horrible horrible character toys nerd, which all goes through the head which is also heavily armored Also the in the royal guard in tlj. Their armor didn't do fucking anything. Um, isn't Correct me if I'm wrong. Is there one part where they like jam a sword up to the shoulders of one? I can't remember if they have a Deflect shit with the armor in that scene. I'd have to watch it again That seems so bad. It wasn't made out of woo-doo hide like this one. Woo-doo hide Woo-doo hide is some strong shit there. There ain't a lot of woo-doos left. All right They're like the dodo's Of this duel apparently lightsabers can cut through metal and everything else, but not Darth Vader's neck Okay, I mean he tags in with it Yeah, so bullets can go through metal, but not everything Yeah, I don't I don't know like this doesn't this doesn't quite work for me. I need him to be more specific But I think he feels like this is a big own It's also deflect off the shoulder before yeah, it does Yeah, it makes it this is what makes vader decide to end the fight You're Darth Sidious and you've got your smoldering Anakin and you're gonna give him a space suit and you're like, all right I'm gonna have him go around the Jedi killing uh go around the galaxy killing Jedi So, um, maybe if I could find a way to give him some armor that was a little protective against lightsabers I'd probably be really helpful for him. I'll probably see if I can do that This is clearly a very specialized suit meant only for Uh, Anakin. So it does make sense that it would be specialized for you know other utilities as well Was it ooo hide You will hide Sure, why not? Do you hide? Why not just say that lightsabers will cut through things here and not here who gives a shit You know everything wait is he suggesting that a tauntauns belly has the same consistency as Darth Vader's armor I think not good, sir That's tauntaun hide not Yeah tauntaun hide is shit. Wudu hide is that shit. That's it. Yeah When you play the the rpg is like the final unlock is wudu hide that's that shit top tier You're on the piece. It's like, what's your lightsaber made from wudu hide? Obi-Wan just looks like an asshole for lying to Luke Skywalker if you think about it And Luke tries to commit suicide because of what he's just learned He's not gonna join his evil dad and the empire and you know, that's just crazy and then vader actually seems crazy I mean, I bet a lot of people would be like, oh, so if I say yes, I get to live and have a bunch of power Okay, yeah, I mean You get to live, but you'll be corrupted. You'll be changed There's a lot of choices to be made and it's just Luke makes his choice Like the other reason is like, I don't know if vader's on the level he might just torture me I don't fucking know like it's also he is my he says he's my father like Is it true? Do I need more answers? Yeah Obi-Wan is on trumid suicide and honestly the movie just kind of ends with a bunch of people Force-scaping each other for lack of a better term because oh, there it is Oh, of course, but they're close Well, uh, so there is some precedent here being that you can contact people in the force That's something that we've gotten since the episode four So it's like is it is it a bit of a stretch that Luke can contact another force sensitive person through the force when they're close To me, I'm just like, I don't know. It doesn't seem that crazy No, but then seeing them like you're in the room I don't know what else to call it, you know, even vader's doing it Imagine just being able to pop up into somebody's thoughts like hey, what's up, dude? You want to get a pizza? I don't know. It's just a lot of things happen in this movie that are just insane So I guess the next film is just going to be Luke going to face vader again Okay to be honest You can't make this criticism the same way you can make it about tlj when tlj ends with zero plot lines to do anything with it's just like Yep I like that you this is the worst way to do it because everyone always talks about how empire ends and we're all like, oh my god I'm so ready for the story to carry on meanwhile tlj. You're like, well, that's the end of the trilogy. I guess What are they gonna do? There's a difference between where do you go and wow what's gonna happen next at the end of the last Jedi through sign You've killed everything. You've killed all the fucking leads There's 10 rebels left Luke's dead Rey's a fucking god And and you know fins fins just a useless bin who's been sexually assaulted by an asian So it's just you just cut everything off. Snoke gone Luke gone um The the uh resistance crushed So it was yeah, the next film was going to have to be so contrived to set something up Unfortunately Jar Jar made it even more contrived than I could possibly imagine but you'd you'd have to really kind of Back up to go forward. So he Ryan Johnson completely stalled the trilogy by what he did in in the last Jedi And this very clear Uh, you know very is a cliffhanger, but there was a very clear direction Uh where things were going hands been taken. We need to get hand back Luke's obviously Uh been picked back up. So we get Luke recovered. So at least Even though we didn't know how things were gonna work out. We knew where the direction was gonna go We need to get hand back We need to stop the empire Some people are like, um, you're aware this is a parody, right? It's like hence why every response we make has to be extrapolated to what kind of point you think he's making versus what the also mole parody not parody Well, that's that's what I mean There is no way to respond to videos made like this without the person being like you fell for my trap It's like, yeah, I know you think you're clever That's fine. Yeah Well, that sounds like we're just parody. Yeah, we parodied you Now everything we do has to be cloaked in like five layers of irony Kind of boring and obvious Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas ran out of ideas And just makes another super weapon to go along with Luke first Vader get it because there's a second death star in the third movie And that's what everyone says about jg being bad is that he makes super weapons So really guys when you say that you're criticizing the ot The answer is it makes sense in the ot though It makes so much sense in the ot Like I don't want to get that back. I used to I used to be someone who kind of parroted that being like, yeah It's kind of it's not too cool that ended a bit But but like the more I think about it the more I'm like, I don't know I feel like that had to happen like I don't know what else the empire would want to do They would be like we've got to build this thing back. It's the thing we threatened the galaxy with Yeah, we know if we build one, they're going to come and try and destroy it. Let's make a trap out of it And it's it's really effective up until the ewoks rude everything Yep Been more ways than one Whoever will be avenged It's not the same I don't know. You know, meanwhile jj pulls a thousand death star destroyers out of his ass. You're just like we're the what? Yep, are you are you sorry? You're missing star killer base Hello It's well that yeah that too, right? This is the funny thing everyone like criticized jj for that when tfa came out Most people people mostly paused about the movie, but they were like, yeah Not not cool with the star star killer thing And then what does he do it right at the skywalk a thousand of those It's like a cartoon All the quick with star killer Like I said, the the meme now is the next film that you'll have a galaxy sized death star little little shoot out galaxies Yep No, I guess I'll give them a bit of the doubt because the original star wars was so good And who knows the next one could be just brilliant. So that's really it I don't know what else to talk about the movie just didn't do it for me These are my opinions and if you disagree with any single one of them, you are objectively wrong You're objectively wrong and a lot of them your Your references do not match up or they don't make sense Right, that's the form for his trap. That's just what he was saying about you Oh, man, uh been defeated. I should have realized it was parody This guy has this guy is playing like five-dimensional chess with us right now. It's great He is playing for every contingency That's an exception There we go. That was terrible Yeah, I'm kind of missed the first eight minutes of this by the way You are the thing is though slog How much of a nightmare you would consider me if this is what you experience whenever you see my videos I'd be like damn. I do kind of feel bad for you if this is what you're getting from what I say No, this is this that was nothing like a more That's what they seem to think it is though. He feels like this is odd point. This is like I might want to run that by someone else before you put it up on youtube, maybe Well, he's not there's like two other maybe even three of the people who've done this Like they're like, oh, I'll just you can do it to anything another person's done You can but That doesn't mean that it's going to give you the same results No, that's that's that's that's the key thing that they're missing like you could apply the same standard to everything Your results will vary. That's the point of using it as a test It let's say more more let's say you took um, a beloved film And you try to do the same thing that you do, you know, you let's say deal with the rise of skywalk it as much as you Took it from a negative when I'm not going to send negative sound for you you like tore it apart People would have plenty of at least retorts legitimate retorts Uh, to why it still worked. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a beloved film. Oh, yeah, there would definitely be a response I mean, well, dude, I got responses for all the sequel trilogy, right? Like there's people out there who love those Yeah, they're retards They don't count, you know So so, you know the you can't take something as as divisive as this and go who let's play the big bookie game Because the thing was put together terribly objectively terribly it legitimately had no plan See No empire would have been hated just as much if it came out today show Like do they think every film is actually terrible once you Comb through it to the equal degree because they might say that but there's no they don't believe it Right, so when so when critical drinker gets so on his channel And they pick a film and they just spend four hours talking about how great it is How does that work if we if it's just if we just critical about everything Oh, yeah, they don't like to Like they don't like that that's a thing they always like to be like you guys just all you do is hate It's like oh, well, I did do how long was that stream drinker was it was it three or four hours? We were talking about two a day one and two Yeah, yeah easily four hours Just that's that's what happens And you have Gary and then you had boll's trek and you've had me and you've had Many many other people picking their films that they love and you discuss why you love them Breaking it down same sort of way that you do videos, but Uh in in a bantery way and in a positive way about why they're so beloved We just did a fucking four hour stream on commando for christ sake The film it's like 90 minutes long And it was just a four hour fucking love fair. You talked about it for longer than it is. Are you yeah, imagine that I know That's crazy. Why would I why would I watch that instead of just watching the film idiot? I know well we must That's such a common criticism is so nuts to me. It's like what do you mean? It's yeah, it's just insane because it's like To construct a properly Formed argument about why certain elements of a film work or don't work and especially if you're going to go to scene by scene It's unavoidable that it's going to take a long time And it's going to take longer than the length of the film because you have to bring in other sources You have to explain things You know if you're covering a scene that might last a minute it could take you 10 15 20 minutes to talk about it For obvious reasons. You have to explain what's going on in that scene and how it works Well, if you think about the the hyperdrive kamikaze the Like that moment the couple of seconds like how long could you talk about that when you saw it for the first time? Oh, man You need to sit down. It's like well, you've already got a couple seconds. You better be quick Yeah, but you'd be like it was an I it was an interesting visual shot You know, it looked cool. Nope too long time's up. And then you got to actually talk about whether it was practical or not No, she destroyed the whole fleet and she committed suicide No, if you remember canonically, it's a one in a million things. She was trying to escape. She got unlucky That's canon that's jj said that's canon. Okay, I imagine like all you had to do is leave but you hit the ship Yeah, we've been drivers You need that moment to watch your fly away. She's like bye You need that moment when she crashes for her to have the realization of seriously and then she dies Direct on it because uh fucking ryan johnson had screwed up hyperdrive and how how island That little odious shite with a round head So yeah, just just remind us. This is the same guy who's like gonna be some people have said Careful covering him because you might try and like take the streams down just because Not not a fan of criticism And uh, I was gonna say like it's only nine minutes this follow-up one But the video that that got him upset that the sword master covered do you guys want to see him explain Sword master. Yeah, I know right the I love it. Why is the throne room battle? amazing No, no, this one's real like so They're doing parody. So you can't take us down Yeah, that's a good defense. Like if you try and you can't strike us with parody Yeah, it's already Yeah All right, here goes You know what's fantastic The praetorian guard battle an eight on two fight between elite warriors. Man, we've already got the uh The the like video essay music the words that came up on screen as he said them and the animations for Everyone has animations to subscribe now. I don't know when this happened, but I've been seeing it everywhere I can't even like remember asking people to subscribe verbally Well, I at least I've always known that it was a thing I just never I don't know when this started this craze of like those people have like the bell and it rings the little animation I was like, is there a place everyone's getting these from? Or what wasn't I told about this? Do you guys have any animations for when you ask to subscribe? I don't I'm out of the loop. I'm old Yeah, I think you know my stance and I'm asking people to subscribe I want to get on my knees and beg Yeah Extremely powerful force users beyond the outstanding set design for the sequence the It looks like a gray floor I always felt it was a little odd Uh, when I it's it's like I can understand why you consider it aesthetically pleasing the red and and uh, Well, just all all of our it balanced our show, but I always felt like it's very impractical It's this enormous room like the The the the guys all the way back and you have to get I just I was just like god This is all for the look right but that was what ryan was doing with uh with snook. He was like put him in his his gold bathrobe and um making him appear the Like the idea is like our snook is so obsessed with with the look and that's why he was able to be Killed which was weird because in the first one. He was obsessed with hiding in the shadows Um, yeah It's so dumb as well like the entire throne room is surrounded by like the red Drapes that eventually catch fire and burn down and when they burn down They've you've just got this enormous vista of the stars behind them. Like I guess it's just Why would you want to cover up that? Yeah, that's Fucking better. You guys are picking. He clearly had a little button that when he pressed it It would move them aside. He would close them at night time when he wants to sleep Yeah You don't want that bright space to keep you up Like as the space jays is happening. He's our little nap. It's like a bright black as it's going Camera movement music the way it all ebbs and flows is worth talking about which brings us to today's video The most best fight scene of all time by every objective metric So is this parody? I can't tell so I think so that would be that's a joke. Yeah He's he's like yeah, yeah, but does this mean the whole video is a parody? Because his arguments are so shit. They're indistinguishable from parody Well, it wouldn't be the first time we've come across someone saying like this is all entirely subjective And then they make a statement that is just Absolutely an objective one and you're like but that was wrong. It's like first my opinion. You're like Just be clear The throw Joking aside, it's a sequence that has been on my mind since the last jedi came out This scene is climbing the ladder of favorite lightsaber battles in the entire saga. Yeah, I think it's that good Oh wait, what about the blade? Oh, hold on We have to talk about this blade thing because if i'm not mistaken This was actually the first time star wars has ever had any form of visual inconsistency Um, no, this isn't inconsistency. This is a weapon disappearing Well, I I don't mind him classifying it as a visual inconsistency I would just say like you do get that there's a difference But there's a scale for this like visual inconsistency with we're not looking at something small with this Uh, so many people will try to argue. It's like it doesn't matter. It's like it saves her life Why do you think they rubbed it out of the screen? Like it's like you gotta get rid of it. Otherwise, she's dead That's not significant though ever no There is a scene where the blade of a praetorian guard disappears Because the take that was used has a blade still in the left hand of the guard It probably was supposed to have fallen away in the take. No, he's still He's still holding his hand around it Yeah, like why would he be why would it have been thrown away if he was holding it like that And it's right. Yeah, and it would have been right at her back So like you've got yeah, you gotta get rid of it. They're like, oh, fuck. Shit got that Yeah, I I'm curious what what was supposed to be happening Unless he means that the the guy in the scene fucked up like he was supposed to throw it away But he just kept holding it In which case just like so yeah, I mean whoever whoever the fault's on it's on somebody because we all Probably would have been like throw it away Well, uh, some people have argued that's like that's what happened. He he drops it when he hits it back They'd have a prop which would get changed in post to be a bit more grandiose So you would know if they dropped prop or not This just surprises me that the best take was the one with the the praetorian god actor fucked up, you know You'd think they'd do multiple takes because this is kind of like a big production. It's a star wars movie Everything worked in this one take like they did something in this take that just really worked They were like, you know what? It's worth the fuck up. We have to keep because this is just such a good take That must have been it a guard and raise blind contact But I guess as an editor myself that this was the overall best performance You will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that this was just the best thing they could do That's kind of fucking sad like they let's pretend They had 10 takes to work with and they checked all the other nine and they were like, I'm sorry other nine You're just overall you're just not as good as even with the flaw of keeping the knife. This one's just better Rather Is there not a couple of times when when daisy? I think at mr. Q and she has she's supposed to duck or whatever and she has to do it The amount of cues missed throughout the whole battle are crazy Yeah Several people now have broken down this fight scene and it's funny because just as time went on more and more was spotted and then you had the um Wasn't like a professional stunt team or something did a reaction to it and they would just like shitting all over It's just like yeah, if you're if your actors are not capable of doing this kind of level of fight choreography then Just get stuntmen to do it and CGI their faces operate or something like Oh, and I want to uh, george's racks just said even if he did drop it He would still have a free hand behind it, which yeah, that's huge in a fight Yeah, you'd grab her hair yank her head back. You'd I don't know something hitter and puncher smacker sticker in a stew sticker in a stew To address what he's put on screen performance over continuity always Uh, this feels eerily close to uh emotion over logic always Yeah, like the advantage of shooting the movies you can you can do it again and again until you get continuity and performance Yeah, before that what we call talent comes in And this is what we call a full-stuck hotling Why do we have to choose one over the other? I mean because I was I'm assuming he's saying that that was the choice and they made their choice They had they had their hands were tied. They had to go with continuity or performance Oh, so they're bad at making movies. Well, I was gonna say yeah, they fucked up. Yes Like you've you've you've got a mistake unfortunately And I don't know why they're so afraid of just categorizing it that way We're like, yeah, so the knife just say it's a fuck-up. It's a fuck-up. Yeah It's fine. There are there little fuck-ups into all movies basically you'll survive Of daisy and at the team decided to use this performance and send the shot off for rotoscoping So that way the blade could disappear for the remainder of this shot Which if I was on the set and they said that I'd be like guys I don't know like yeah as we could do it again Like we got all the actors and I got this outfit on and we even practice. I well, maybe we've been practicing I don't know but like theoretically we've practiced this before. Let's just do another take Also, like this is a big part of the film. We could just do it again if you want in his Approximation of it. We've got other takes where the knife is like pushed out of his hand or whatever And it makes more sense. Um, I would just be like is is her acting so much worse in those takes that we can't use it really? All she has to do is just hold her mouth slightly agape and stare Absolute realism is not what is important absolute realism because that's Well, then just have Ray fly away Well, just we're doing the thing again, right? So we point out issue underneath this category and then they push your category to max and they're like, why do you? Why do you argue for absolute realism? You're like, I don't remember saying you have to have absolute realism Since when to object permanence now means I'm advocating for absolute realism in my sci-fi fantasy movie like I'm surprised If you think that you want to have like basic laws of logic and Universal laws of non-contradiction if you want those in your fiction, you just want absolute reality Okay Because of course He's expecting you to agree with that also that they'd be like, haha. So how do you have a lightsaber's idiot? In regard to star wars and especially their laser sword fights. Oh, he's bringing it back He said the laser sword fight No, he's he's got what about this though Veda should be headless like well. No, I don't I'm not even sure That's hit his neck at that point Also Vader's got armor Well, but that actually seems to work like what seems to be happening in this shot is like If if Veda's neck is it's like he thinks that if it's gone past the rim of Veda's helmet It must be in his flash but that's not quite Like that's not necessarily where Veda's neck is It would be further to the left. I don't know. Do you see what I mean by like logistically? Yeah Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, it's really hard to spot dudes. It's one frame I like desperately try to figure out if it's even accurate If it were then these all wouldn't have passed the true fan test We'll boo. I do okay so uh That part is weird though Why did they not cut the ropes because you have to be concerned with what the other person's lightsaber is doing Yeah, they clash sabers. They don't yeah If one of them went for the rope then sure the other person would fall but you'd be dead Yeah, you get can I agree with the balcony thing Yeah, so this this thing. I've always found weird even as a kid. I found this weird I was like what is happening here? He like he like pushes him up with this true fan test and luckily it's not Hurt him in any significant way. It's only resting on him Red wedge his legs. Yeah, it's just an odd moment. It's like With I'm not even sure there's enough space for Obi-Wan's legs to like not be much just hurt there pretty much Hmm. It's a weird one You're kind of the way shift's position is really strange as well. It looks like it's done in post where he's being moved by cgi Of 20 Anyway, let's talk also. What about his congratulations? Yeah About the cinematography and the camera movement which is directly related to how this scene is all stitched together And just to be absurd Let's go through each edit in the sequence and I'm ending it where kylo tosses the vibro blade staff on the ground at the end Okay, let's go close up of ray close up of kylo close up of ray. Why are we doing this? Why yeah Our more cuts good Is he is he just describing the type of of frame? Is that it dolly of the throne room? This shot lasts for 12 describing what's going on medium close up of kylo fighting medium shot of kylo fighting Medium shot of ray b. I don't know. Why are we doing this? Yeah, what are you trying to say he's saying things that are on screen Yeah, just to fill time That's it medium shot of the guards choking ray from opposite angle medium shot of ray escaping the choke And then it dolly's back out to widen you can do this with like any scene. I don't understand. Yeah, good for you You know what a medium shot is I just get this feeling that he thinks by doing this it makes him appear clever yep Up the shot and then it follows ray throwing a fireball and hits the other side of the throne room catching Whoa, the camera followed where she threw the thing I didn't catch that till he said it. I mean I This is just groundbreaking. I don't know what to say Fire medium shot of ray medium shot of the guard who breaks his staff in two sections medium shot Why do you say that like it was so impressive? This is weird. What is he doing like these are the shots I understand what I'm seeing on the film and I'm going to repeat it to you Because I'm smart and you're not I'm just like yes. These are the shots. What is your point? Ray and her medium shot of the guard approaching ray and then their blades make contact Match cut to kylo ren b-roll shot of the guard being thrown into an energy well Medium shot of kylo ren pointing his blade close up of kylo ren's face medium shot of guard I would honestly I would skip the last day. Good now This is obnoxious if I knew where he ended this action I would just skip to it guards with camera tracking movement Close up of kylo's face why shot of kylo and the guards in the foreground and then it pans and zooms over to raise battle Was any resting that laser sword on his arm like it's armor that can deflect I like I was almost certain this scene has like weird That they use their armor for like defense, but then sometimes it just doesn't do anything at all. I don't know Someone said this might be comedy. I'm pretty sure this is real Like I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he's saying this is like a compliment to the scene We just have to wait for his qualification Close up of face why shot of kylo flourishing around the guards as he takes one of them out Why shot tracking with ray like wait, are we so Do you think he's doing this because with each of these shots? There's like a million things to comment on in terms of failed choreography, which a lot of people have done And he's he's like, yeah, but you're not appreciating the cinematography Like I'm assuming that's the direction we're going right now Correct. I'm not Well, yeah, because we're like, oh, I mean I I I just I really care that the fight makes some sense. That's that's where I'm at Fighting the guard match cut to medium shot of ray being kicked down medium shot of ray getting off the ground Wide shot of kylo ren fighting the two room. He's still going remaining guards a 15 second medium wide shot of kylo ren taking on the guards A medium wide shot of ray swing at the remaining guard Then the camera is also revolving around ray close up of kylo with the bladeon air's face Close up with ray with the bladeon air her face. There's a little wing. You guys doing all right today? Yeah, I'm doing all right. What are you doing? Yeah Going on with you Watching a video. I think I'm not sure anymore. Yeah. What's it? Uh, what's it about? So it's it's about a wide angle shot going into a medium tracking shot Which goes to a close-up of kylo's face. It then goes into a A Medium shot dropping the saber then there's a medium wide shot reverse angle It's also in times like a whenever I apparently I don't know what happened to watch together But if you change the the speed it resets the video and I'd have to go back to where we were and then I have to Do the same thing to slow it back down. So We'll only do that for special circumstances of ray slicing at the praetorian guard medium shot of ray turning to see Kylo close-up of kylo's close-up of ray throwing the saber to ben He knows like a girl pans to follow the saber close-up of ben catching the saber he keeps saying kylo and then ben he keeps Kyle ben right It totally makes sense on and then alt close-up angle of ben as the guard falls to the floor dead Finally, we have a wide shot of kylo ren standing up and he tosses the guards and they fuck vigorously keeping track That is about 39 edits Editors or it's an unsung job And not a lot of people get you don't get a lot of out of boys and stuff. So he is just dying to show We didn't have to do any of that. You have the number on screen. What was the point? Yeah, like did you just do unnecessary work to say look at all the work I did? Well, yes. Yes That's exactly it. Yes. Oh okay What ryan did with this entire idea in the sequence was to create a sense of space I guess this is it like we're about to finally find out why he said all of this 39 edits so excited ryan johnson did with this entire idea in the sequence Was to create a sense of space or lack thereof with the camera moving a sense of space or the lack thereof I guess he's referring to all of the sequins the pieces either they have a sense of space or they don't Like but here's the thing those are the only two options. It either has a sense of space or it doesn't It has a sense of space or a sense of the lack of space. Is that what he meant to say? I don't think I honestly don't think he knows what he's trying to say. Well, he's just trying to be a pretentious one I think this is desperate defense like all the tlj defenders I have to desperately try and come up with something to say to defend this scene That is the theme of this this this stream as it has been before desperate defense the what happens to you and you have to defend Stuff like this. You're just like It's about it's about the sense of space or the lack of it Huh Now of course there are a wide array of shot types to tell the story of this particular sequence But it's one of the most elegant and restrained lightsaber battles that are restrained. What what? What It's the Opposite of restrain fires people getting shredded different attacks of different directions I'm gonna call it restrained That's an interesting way to Categorize that ever while at the same time Can't set these guys seriously a calm energy that we essentially basic my favorite detail of this fight Is kylo Ren's lightsaber leaving mocks all over the ground? Why it man is he shit? Is that what you're trying to say? He's not good at fighting. So his blades constantly scraping against the ground Well, I mean that no in all fairness in all in this defense that doesn't necessarily Need mean to be the case, you know, you could have could have been a necessary for you to drag to To do whatever you need to do but wow, you got a couple of fires on the floor, dude Well, I the part that I find funny is just like that's your favorite detail Yeah, after the after the restrained fight. I like the scuff marks on the ground I just yeah, that's not what I would have picked but all right fair enough. Well, then again, I don't know what I would pick I'm doing long jump And then he go yeah, my favorite part of the long jump was the foot in the sand Lightsaber go brrr Well, you didn't like the way he went 8.6 meters in the air the way that Move from leap into talk into legs coming foot. No, I like when he's foot went in the sand I think I'm out. There is like a footprint. I like it that one He's scraping his sword against the ground like a sword master. He'd love general Grievous then, right? Oh, yeah, he fucked that floor up. Yeah Yeah With four lightsabers he was yeah That we are watching people fully perform. What's happening in front of our eyeballs Nothing is being saved by the edit ryan john. Well, you literally You couldn't have written that stupider like I didn't want to tell you Nothing was saved by the edit guys Is this an elaborate anti throne room video? That's oh, that's Oh, I don't know even what what trophy award that one is. It's like the most the severe lack of self-awareness you explicitly explained that they had to save her in the edit at the beginning The irony is right. The irony is if you said to me This is uh, this is actually somebody who doesn't like uh Fucking stupid jedi movie. Uh, and he did a satire on this Fucking fight scene. I think it would be hilarious Well, he goes off about a restrained fight. You've got people getting fucking minced all over the place cutting off heads going off the left right and center My favorite part the scuff marks on the fucking floor. That's satire. That's what it's not Is it but it's comedy it's still more comedic than fucking the shite that he's coming out with No, but nothing was saved in edit apart from Ray Palpatine's life Sorry skywalker Fantastic, I love it. I just stole the name Johnson isn't trying to hide anything with tricky fast-paced cuts He wants us me and you to watch the whole frame I mean so first of all not even true because the amount of cuts and tight shots there are but secondly if it were true If it were all one big shot That would you be like you don't just you don't get an automatic win now It's all down to choreography. Like you have to get them all getting it right and they I'm sorry What you're filming is important Like why do you think they do cuts? It's probably because it's easier So if if I need to do six specific moves right and I can do them all One at a time or do them all six in a row, which do you think is harder for me? Like well one at a time like yep, but it won't look as impressive Oftentimes compared to a single shot and so you're like well check out my long shot. How cool is this like? Yeah, but if everybody's clowning around I don't know why that's impressive Um the fight the fight singing kingsman is 10 fucking times better than this All the church fire is fucking glorious. Yes And that uses very subtle cuts. This doesn't use subtle cuts. This use hard cuts and that's fine That's the way they're put together But the the soft cuts that they do in in kingsman gave it such a sense of flow that it looked like one good fellows take That means you take it should have been If you take a movie like the raid where you've clearly got all of your performers are trained to an extremely high Standard and they're capable of doing this stuff. Yeah, great. You know, it looks fantastic these people like This entire sequence was clearly way beyond what the actors were capable of delivering Even with the cuts that they did and so you've got people missing their marks The stuntmen desperately having to improvise to try and work around it Knives disappearing because people are in the wrong positions or they're holding on to the wrong weapons all of this stuff That you've you've brought about because you've tried to do something that your your performers can't do Yeah So you've in essence you've compromised You've had to compromise your scene To get something that's gonna look flashy and and visually impressive in theory You know, you've got all the lightsaber swinging around. You've got all the guards You know, you've got two people taking on eight Praetorian guards. You've got things burning It should be great in theory But then the reality is when you start to like look at it in a bit more detail all the flaws become So obvious that it just falls apart And you couldn't even hide it in the edit. Yeah, you couldn't save it though. Nothing was saved You know, I kind of like that. It's like, you know what? You're right. Nothing was safe to the edit. Unfortunately While the actors carry out the performance Now one little drawback to this way of putting a fight sequence together Is that the long shot takes are rehearsed over and over and over again to avoid inconsistencies And this can result in a fight that has a bit of dancing for a lack of this is what the skill is This is fucking up. This is the guy fucking up. Yeah, this is reacting to some Huh, yeah, you got to wait for your cue Because you can't it would be interesting to me to like try and pause it that like, okay It gets difficult and some people are going to be off cue. I'd be like that is the whole thing That's like the whole hard part. That's it. That's what you're trying to do practice Like the idea is like, oh, you couldn't fuck up a You know a bunch of the cues. That's fine. It's like, isn't that what our whole job is right now to get the cues right? Like why not do it until we get it, right? That's the scene. Yes So you do it until you get it spot I would concede that it's like, well, what are you saying get every single mark, right? I'd be like, well, can we get at least 90% like can we get that? I think ideally, yeah, you want to do this all perfect because you have All this money and time and expertise That you compiled together so that you could get it as good as possible And once you publish this one, something for it wasn't directing Yeah, they'd still be making it. No, man. Yeah, exactly And it'll all be one shot I like this freeze frame where the the god the left is like being pushed along by kylo I guess I'll do nothing with my Yeah, I don't want to swing it in or anything like that I have a better looking at their armor that they're wearing. You can see the problem Like their helmets are probably blocking 95% of their Oh, yeah, but you can't see their face. Which is scary To Well, it's like, you know, like you're obviously having to react to your cue when you're you're meant to be kicked And you probably can't even see his foot coming. You probably just have to guess when it's going to hit you Or I don't mean I don't even like the armor actually kick you because you're wearing armor The emperor's royal guard They had a much better outfit. These are these these are these guys look silly. Yeah They're trying to make them like samurai warriors and they don't look samurai And people often bring up it's like why are you attacking your new boss? Yeah right That's the point Why be loyal to the guy who's just been cutting off and killed like sweet that last dude He was an asshole. We didn't get dental or anything. Hey boss. We killed him. We killed both of the jet. Oh Were they in on the snooker's a clone? I don't know You have to imagine as they're striking kylo. He's like i'm paying your checks like what are you doing? Stop I'm giving you two extra days holiday a year for god's sake aid Fine fine fine Just give us dental god damn it It is a dance because you automatically begin moving into the next position without even thinking about it I call it the whoa you go into the next position without thinking about it. Like that's not ideal at all Yeah, that's bad. That's that's that's a fuck up That's the thing I am I'd have to because I'm not a fucking choreographer or a person Like a stuntman or anything But I have to imagine that's something you want to avoid It's like you don't want to fall into autopilot because then you might you need to keep track of your uh co Well your act is around you. Yeah, you have to remember that you are currently being filmed And I understand the idea that you learn all of your spots And you learn the timing of when you need to get to them But you can't like all of these people rely on everyone else doing their job too Otherwise you end up with what we got Half second ahead issue. I definitely notice it in every prequel film and I notice it in this film as well Fucking everyone noticed in this one. I guess Where this movie blows the rest out of the water is when it comes to how the shots are composed And how steve yedlin and ryan chose to follow the action Every individual frame is almost perfectly composed throughout the fight. None of these seem perfect. A lot of those seem off Yeah So uh perfect by the standard of the point of interest being in the intersection Um, I don't know why I'm pretty sure this probably applies to a shit ton of fights I don't know why like the idea that the center is going to be where the main action is happening It's like that's more than likely going to be in most stuff But he's just draw the eye out of the center Um, at the same time If you were to nail Uh, the rule of thirds regardless I don't see how that would pass you from having like absolute garbage cinematography. Sorry a choreography I wonder what the limit is if they were all falling over and flailing around But the the shots were still, you know of of this quality. I wonder if he let it go something We need to talk about what is being filmed Also his face there is funny. Also glib is unhappy and chat. He's saying this is some bullshit It's a good chance to see he'd be able to do a stronger response to this that I can but um Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. He's obviously drawing as much attention away from the choreography as possible That's insane I think what ryan and steve were trying to achieve with this shot an entire sequence is to make the audience Feel the ebb and flow of the fight I mean it was I mean Like I feel ebb and flow sometimes but it ain't good I mean What fight doesn't like when when filming or creating a fight scene Can you tell me which one was made with the goal of not having the audience feel anything? I don't know. I'm coming up with blanks Because I wasn't feeling much when I was watching this film Well, that's the the two characters I had a headache on one hand What who makes stuff with the goal of the audience not feeling anything and secondly, what do you say to people who feel nothing? Exactly how the characters would start on on wide shots to establish space and a sense of movement Begin tracking with our heroes as they dominate the fun heroes. Okay Interesting. Why did that guy charge into a fight without a weapon? Um, how come how come his how come his arms seem to protect him from the lightsaber? But the rest of his armor doesn't just yeah, you'd think that the chest would be really important to protect because it's gotten important bits beneath it Yeah It's like I had to preserve one aspect of me. It would probably be my my chest and yeah, a little organs Yeah, it's but that's thing once you actually stop and look at what's happening It all falls apart These are supposed to be super elite warriors trained in melee combat finding against kylo and whatever the fuck rey is So you'd think that there'd be a whole lot more going on here in terms of the little stuff and how they react and How they act to things and what they do and what their coordination would be like and it's all just a bunch of amateur nonsense This this would have been so much better if there was two of them or even for the most instead of eight So this is another problem with this fight Uh, he kylo could kill this guy right now and then he could turn around there's two more and he fights them Then he turns around there's another three. I'd be like that's how it felt with the fight. I was like, I have no idea How many there are and where they are you remember the one who disconnects is Is thing into two things to fight rey the question everyone had was where the hell were you this whole time? Like why were you just standing over there? What the fuck? I'm reminded of the the big fight scene from kill bill volume one When she's fighting the crazy 88s That's it in that fight. She is fighting a lot of people But there is a very clear and established progression of how the fight begins and how it goes to its ending Damn good fight as well Yes Much better fight scene than this Hell yeah, just get the numbers get whittled down and whittled down Just the way it's so well done On the next one was the jigsaw from um baro al Fight as things are more troublesome for our characters until we are right up in their faces at their most vulnerable Oh, he makes them let go of it with one hand and kylo didn't push off of it. That's weird Like I'm saying once everything yeah, I know it is bad. Um, yeah to me though, but like the whole He's like, what can I say to compliment this moment where character is in trouble the camera focuses on him You're like, yeah I don't understand why that's something to celebrate like it tightens up on him when he's in trouble like yep I think yeah, it's like the we've set our bar pretty low here So the camera is able to focus on points of interest. No kidding. That's that's how the movies are done when luke says no The camera is right up to him because this is an important personal moment for luke. It's like, yeah I'd love if that was just like you saw the back of luke's head You can barely hear it. Yeah, what did we say? He said go no So are you so so you're not bothered that I mean yeah Feel vulnerable as we watch it happen and it works So many variables are at play in the filming of this scene that honestly I find it exhausting to think about timing is so key when long takes our priority If you watch the documentary on the last jedi called the director and the jedi There are some really interesting bits about how much effort it took to make just this sequence I don't I fucked it up. That's what I mean. I would never deny the obvious effort from so many people that went into it It's unfortunate that you didn't take advantage of their effort you instead just went like that's good enough wasted You spend all that effort to make a really bad fight. That's Unfortunate if we were on set and they performed The scene as a practice and they they did what we saw in the movie I'd be like this is we're getting there guys. We're really getting there like we just need to Tighten all this shit up and I say that in a positive way. I'd be like we're really doing a really good job I could see how you're all Really on point. We just got it. It's like you guys right here The three of you fall back when ray kicks the middle one. Uh, what's that about? Like can you help me out and if they're all like, oh, I don't know We've established that we put two points into force kick So now got extended force kick range Your kicks now have an area of effect. Yeah, it's yeah exactly instead of kicking just the first person in front of us She now kicks in a cone all Uh direction so she can pick up anything in the cone And yeah, like I I understand that people worked really hard, but People often worked really hard on lots of things and I just don't I don't know that we have that as a consistent standard That we just excuse anything going wrong as long as somebody worked hard on it No, it's not it's good and I don't deny that they they've worked hard You can tell they worked hard you you see the training videos that these actors do Regardless of what film, you know the the physical routines they go through are absolutely gruelling. They're absolutely horrendous Uh, so they can get into you know peak physical fitness to do what they do The sad fact is The fights a mess Yeah And it doesn't change that and and that's that's the ultimately the the major issue Because that's what's going to get printed and put on the screen They thought they're wearing a bunch of money and people at something would solve it You know if they would have worked this hard on I don't know the script hiring the right director Maybe having a plan for the trilogy things might have turned out better. Yeah You know, a lot of people throw a lot of wasted work at stuff You know, that's the one thing I had to learn through my working careers Like do I need to be doing this right now? Is this the most important thing? It looks I made a really good file or whatever Uh, but did it help anything? No, no, you know, you're from where I am. We got a saying All pants and no trousers. Oh, yes and By the way, people sometimes people it happened a while back and and someone just asked now Apparently you sound like Sargon to a lot of people in chat. They get confused. Oh, yeah, that a lot Really? You don't sound anywhere. No, we had Sargon and me on the same stream together talking and people still could make them Mr. I just don't get it. Just don't get it. I was like now you've heard his talk You can tell that we speak very differently People like, yeah, and now the back to bar. No, you sound like Sargon Guys pay attention to the avatars at least, you know, they're very different This guy. Yeah. Well, this guy sounds like majorly. So, you know, that's true People are just morphing into each other months of for this fight Ryan Johnson said that he loved the idea of shooting this like the fight If you for people who aren't British Who don't know what all pants and no trousers means It basically means your old mouth You know, you can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk and this is what this is, you know, they can do as much Training they can do as much, you know work, but when it comes to the execution the execution isn't there Yeah, there's a couple of things that kind of match up without all bark. No bite sort of thing. Yeah Um, that one makes more sense than all pants and no trousers. I thought it was all nice and no trousers All pants all pants all pants and no trousers. Yeah I've genuinely never heard that one. I thought it was all mouth and no trousers. Yeah, because here pants and trousers are the same Maybe it's British. I know English not scottish Over here, we have a thing that goes you suck This is shit. Yeah, this is shit simple I think like a Jackie Chan movie where you can throw on a wide-angle lens and just follow the character around Yeah, but Jackie Chan Jackie Chan's choreography is fucking mind-blowing. Yeah genius and he's actually talented. Yeah fucking genius That's not what we were dealing with here, unfortunately And this is the thing I don't know who exactly is at fault But if ryan johnson said you guys are doing so good that I can just record and it can work And then they're missing all the cues and he's not saying anything. I'd be like ryan ryan ryan direct Help him out You know Forget Over some stunt double and thankfully it paid off as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad you said as far as I'm going Yeah, because we objective opinion Well, this is the thing by the category of catching or missing cues even 8080 chat would have to concede he'd be like Yeah, they fuck it up But shots and then you catch him saying but they they fuck it up in other fights and star wars though So it doesn't it doesn't matter really This mindset awesome get it done in front of the camera with the real actors Now I understand that this isn't something which every film will be capable of So we can't just say yeah do everything in front of the camera because it's cool But it would be nice to hear more of that clip. I don't understand I don't know. Why why did he have the new the annoying character with do it and then from palpatine? That was weird Uh, by the way, it is all mouth and no trousers crit But in yorkshire, we call it we say all pants and no trousers. So maybe it's a yorkshire thing You guys in yorkshire are fucking bonkers man. That makes no sense The old pants and no trousers In fairness aren't like a lot of sayings are just insane if you're not from the place that they started You're just like, what the fuck does that mean? You're like, ah, well, you know Must be just as yorkshire man. All fish no chips I've heard that one Oh no rutabaga. We always had all pants and no trousers man Just a harder half Well, everyone's weird. All right, which means nobody's weird. It's like stowell's films. They're all bad, right? No It was a harder path than a more familiar and perhaps easier route of using doubles clever editing cgi to make a c Clever editing. We already know I did. I already know I don't know if I'd call that clever Yeah, remove the word clever. We already know that we he he he saved rey in the edit with cgi What are you talking about? Like you see he went the hard way. He didn't use body doubles. He didn't use cgi. It's like fistful You don't even know that the folder is true And secondly, he definitely did the second one Oh, the easy thing would have been to just redo it again and practice and practice and get it to be really good That would have been the easy thing and the way the difficult thing is to cgi it out of the film The way you keep morale up is saying guys we're doing something here That's going to be incredible like this is once in a life Like as soon as we get it we get it forever So just yeah, we can do this. You know how they still talk about those old star wars movies and it's been cajillion years You know how they still talk about citizen kane will guess what that's going to be us I'll never talk about this Oh, they'll they'll talk about this movie ryan. I just like He gave that speech that an hour later. He looked at his watch. He was like, hmm But you would think I do have lunch in an hour I would say you're all making insane money pretending for a living Fuck and suck it up and get it right. Yeah People died on the beach as a normandy so you could pretend for a living That'd be bad I don't even know that it was there Rather than like the people in charge being like do it again But instead they were just like, I fuck it. This will be good enough Like I don't know how many people are watching this I mean, there's a lot of people staring at screens going. Yeah. Whoa Which is why it does kind of baffle me that we ended up with what we do. It's just like damn Well, does that say gary on the screen? You see that? He says gary. Oh, yeah, gary. Yeah All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So you were all there the whole time I did I was the guy who tried to stab ray Took the damn thing away from me. I was trying to end it right there Yeah, but you tried to do it in reality and that's when he got dragged off there Yeah When's work had my shit now plenty of videos exist which rip this sequence to shreds naturally They would do that I wonder We're ripping your sequence to shreds like we Call it he's just got to the point of the video where he goes but There are some crazies out there who have chosen to to go the path of anger And for various reasons and most of them are dumb There is so much to learn from watching this battle sequence. Why didn't you tell us any of them? There is so much to learn by watching the battle sequence I completely oh, yeah, we could all profit from a bad example. That is absolutely. Yep. I mean, that's what the film's about, right? Yeah, it's about learning from failure Which ryan ryan did not embrace the the theme of his movie No, he did not He embraced the fist portion like he embraced the failure without the learning He's like don't be like me Don't he went all the way Beyond the detriment of a disappearing blade or the sentiments of some random stuntman. This scene is a demonstration on how to make some man Sentiments also Why should we believe your sentiments anymore? Like why should we take more from your sentiments than a stuntman sentiments on a stunt related scene? Who's where the presentation of evidence and information? You know, it convinces us to trust you and not someone else Is him like what the fuck I don't think feel large in life while at the same time keeping things as simple and elegant as possible If you want to be simple That wasn't simple and elegant. What was simple about this fight by your account? This is the opposite of simple. This is overly complicated It's full of contradictions He's taught he spent the whole first five minutes talking about how complicated The cuts were and the edits were and everything and then at the end to make it as simple as possible No, no so restrained And simple it was restrained, but yeah, it was chaotic, you know the whole thing's all over the place I think it's full of shit. I think it's full of shit An editor study this scene figure out why they didn't cut and then figure out why they cut If you want to be a cinematographer study this scene If you want to be a cinematographer, you should be watching clowns videos for starters If you want to be a cinematographer fear this scene This scene will keep you up in your nightmares. It will never release you from its icy grasp I mean Like why would anyone be compelled by what he said in this video? I don't understand like well Yeah, what's the there was never the convincing part Figure out They did the shots they did and why they moved and ended up in areas They did as the fight went on if you want to learn how music cues in bits of action No Study this scene you keep saying that what's important is that this what's important Is this scene creates a sense of space or not? It's simple and very complicated It's Chat how much have you learned today? I'm just gonna wrap I'm just gonna ramble on for a bit to wrap this up I landed there's 39 cuts in this scene. Yeah, that was that was the most instructive part of it So if your scene doesn't have 39 cuts, you're doing it wrong Yeah, at least we'll remember that now from now on if ever you're on the streets and someone's like Hey, how many cuts were there in that in that throne room fight? You'd be like about 39 I mean like slices is like no no no like cuts editing wise could be a question, you know, you could be in some pub and just like in Look at that Jedi shite film How many cuts were there in the fight scene? It's like a trivia thing. Yeah Generally though fight scenes are normally praised because they don't have a lot of cuts and they're single takes where you can follow the action So if I was if I was this clown and I was going to try and convince people That this fight was really good because of all the fucking cuts You're kind of going against the grain of general, you know generally accepted knowledge on these fights So you need to really convince me that more cuts are better and not the opposite is true If there are more cuts, you should be nailing those parts You can restart all the exactly so many earlier checkpoints essentially So there's no there's no actual excuse for missing your marks And there's no more to the point I because I don't really want to blame like daisy ridley and stuff It's ryan johnson's fault Because he's the director that accepted it Well, yeah, you would have told them they'd done the job and they'd be like cool Cut great print move on Bad singing lunch I'll end this video with my own little nitpick for the entire sequence because after all I do have one criticism that I would have definitely brought up in the editing room Had I been an editor for the last shed I I would have increased the speed of the fight ever so slightly To get around the visual dancingness of a very rehearsed fight sequence I have a little example prepared right here kind of which I sped up in an extremely cheap way and this is It's Whoa, you've got this this feels about right for me. This is subjective as if to imply there are such arguments that are not subjective Just to get this but that's really it this entire also what a what a crazy change He's gonna turn up the speed of the fight All right, calm down Throne room scene is ryan johnson and steve yedlin's little masterpiece But it wouldn't have been as good as it was had adam driver and daisy ridley not performed everything We saw in front of the camera and that about does it for today's video. Nothing would have been as good in the movie If it wasn't in front of the camera No, you can have stuff happen offscreen idiot In the movie. They're acting offscreen was stellar. You could hear it Actually daisy's was There might have been some improvement and suddenly cue the distant I can still hear him acting offscreen And if you can't leave your comments below on how this video would have been better We've sped up a whole video of comments. Mr. AT-AT chat. I'm sure you're happy about that Yeah, I'm sure you'll be thrilled to see all the comments. What did you like about it? You can finally tweet about how we've covered you Yeah, I did not lie this time. Yeah Now you could truthfully tweet um hooray Yeah, that's that's two videos from AT-AT chat one trying to own those sequel haters and the other trying to prop up A very unfortunate and damaged teen from tlj. I know I shouldn't say it like that It's like which one you talking about more or it's like, I know I know All of them, but yeah, it's uh, yeah, that's That's that uh, good job AT-AT. Yeah, that was shit. Good job. Thanks for the material I feel that was that was a great Um, truly he was all pants and no trousers. Yes An old mouth and no chips Um, what do you think all cabbages? No, it's good to see embracing Yorkshire that What do you think of the crazy idea rags are doing like with with this lot we got here Maybe doing doing one round of one of those games I'm fine with that I feel like they could get a lot of fun out of it. This little this little crew and I don't think because we're not going to be able to hang out with you guys for um Uh, halloween's you got you're going to be doing your um, we're going to be doing a game night on the night You're doing Friday night tights. So we'll uh, I would I would have dragged you on to there, but I don't want to interrupt you but yeah, um, you know The game we had a look at last week. I think it is some It's rather amusing and I wouldn't mind seeing uh, seeing you guys jump into it You don't have to buy it. It's literally in your browser. You don't have to do anything um, and you probably haven't heard of it because it's quite new but Uh, how do you feel about that? Sure Let's do it. Oh my god Rags, which ones you reckon the the drawing one or the talking one? 39 cups. I kind of like the drawing one All right, and I'm going to grab a sixth player just so that we got a full full set Um, but yeah, we'll we'll we'll as normal go to a Superchats after after we just do a round of this. Oh, no, there's an update. Please don't be large 50 megabytes. All right, I'm gonna drop a frame or two and download in this but don't don't worry guys. We'll be here Yeah, uh hang that'll hate the one What what's I need to download don't need to know nothing at all go to uh jackbox.tv I'll write it out for you guys and then write out your name and then I'll give you a room code and uh I'll have a look see I'm gonna have to figure out um Usually in the e-fap gaming format was a male. I said hi. I didn't say hi back. I am offended Well, someone was talking. I'm not a rude cunt like you Wait that you that that sounded contradictive No, no, I'm not all right. I mean I was about to go to bed with matt tire And then once again e-fap grabs me back into its death into his right left Up down wings right left up down wings Yes Oh, yeah, I'll I'll get you folks in a sec. I've never actually had gaming set up on my normal E-fap format you see so I'm all very I'm very confused right now. I'm scared Maybe I'll pop that there for a second Go on have a chat about something while I figure this out. It won't take me a minute All right, um Yeah, that video was shit. I I would have been If that if I would have made that video if that video is a product of my work I'd be like I would be so I would be so ashamed Oh my goodness What a terrible video that did nothing to convince anybody of anything that asserted things without any level of evidence That made contradictory statements that didn't even understand what a good proper parody or satire was It didn't even understand what they were parodying It's just big L's all around. Yeah This this guy needs to stop taking a rotational position With these sort of things because that it doesn't work. He can't support his arguments at all So if he wants to talk about this scene if you like this scene, that's his prerogative He's fine to do so make a video on why you like it explain why you like it You know, it doesn't doesn't need to be anything more than that But to try and say oh, it's a great thing because it's so simple even though it's got 39 cuts And yet it's so serene yet it's in chaotic yet. It's so distant and contribute yourself all over the place because he thinks he's in constant um War or debate with people who don't like it. Just just focus on the positive aspects for yourself Yeah, yeah, he's the last person who cares about star wars or at least the disney's version of it I I don't know why people are still defending the movie so many fans of it out there. They can't wait for the next installment What's gonna happen to ray? Yeah, I really can Do the trailer with with like Ray her adventure is only just beginning if we were like All right, so here is your room code. I don't want it That's a German word Once you're all in I will then Well, we can start I'll let the chat see the code Can it even be funny without being drunk? I don't know that works. It's not too late to be drunk I I I was very drunk yesterday. I don't want to drink being hung over is like being drunk, right? I mean I'm not hung over anymore. I just don't want to drink again So the the crash course of what you do in this game is that uh, you Will be told to draw something in the browser with your mouse And it'll have to like sort of kind of match up with a category You'll finish your drawing and then the next sort of thing will be you'll be shown someone's drawing to represent Their category and you have to draw something that would beat it in a fight Yeah Too busy picking out my avatar Well drawings are going to be the height of shittiness by the way, because I'm just using the touchpad on my on my laptop Oh, all right So you know it's going to be good so Yeah, while it's it's doing its thing, so you gotta Yeah, so you'll get a timer about One minute 20 seconds and you just have to draw a champion and that means just something that can Fight against something else and other players will be drawing theirs And then the second round will be you'll see what someone is drawing and you have to design like a champion to beat them in a fight In this first step, the tryers will be prompted to draw and nail a particular type of chest Oh, yeah, I mean we're all drawn with massive best probably all right here you go two minutes Okay Also chat if you're new to this shit, it's going to be two minutes of listening to us concentrate while we make incredible drawings for you You were raised up Yeah, this is the this is the the farthest tree The farthest tree Oh, yes Nice You got one minute 15 seconds Oh my god Pressure. Yeah, you can change your color How big you want the brush and you can undo if you make a mistake 40 seconds I'm not gonna be able to color anything Oh no, you've got to name your champion as well. Oh, yeah, it'll force you to name your champion in the last 10 seconds If you don't do it yourself. Oh, yeah. All right 20 seconds No 10 seconds nine eight make sure you hit submit before the time runs out six five four three two one It's the thing All right, so next round you're gonna be shown on your browser someone's champion and you're gonna have to draw something that can beat it Oh, do I really have to do this? Okay This is gonna be bad One minute 26 seconds I mean if something looks like a cock you're probably out of your way to something good Welcome to the jackpogs games Isn't it like Hey, where you can just fill in everything with color Not really. There's a weird one. It doesn't work quite like that if you choose the big brush It's sort of kind of does that also you got 35 seconds You're getting a race. Shit You're back. It's all left Gary. It's all left. Oh, well you can undo. Yeah, don't worry. It's first time Oh That's not gonna can't it's not gonna do anything 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Oh 30 second delay almost today Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to get the stream up to be able to see the oh well I think you actually see them on your browser anyway. We've got I already forgot Fished fish to watch this is a submanator Oh my god Fish And then everyone votes who you think wins this fight Fish twat seems to have won He's got a rocket I assume that's a rocket Oh, yeah If you want to vote chat you go to jackbox.tv and then use the code underneath it on the screen to get in I can't see anything. So maybe oh, there it is. Okay. I gotta watch it out there You got a hand blade versus hand shield I want the horrible abomination hand blade to win No, I like the face on hand shield. He's so into it. Look at him. Yeah Hand blade has also too rough feet Oh no who wins the farty boy versus the plug Oh I know I had to start over I drew that plug in like five seconds, okay The other way that would have been great. Oh, you'll plug one Oh It's because I flipped the character in the fight so I exposed my Party boys Jimmy gunhead bobbington Man john is the crowd favorite. I mean john's pretty great. I feel like I could I could get a beer with john Jimmy gunhead bobbington looks like a duck Anti-robot water bucket Oh man, duke was defeated. Yes Oh fratality He was uh born with a clubfoot He was assembled with a club We need another foot we get going to the spare parts bin skulls all the dead versus immortal Ian When unstoppable force meets an immovable All right, so Now we'll be doing it again But uh on the next fight You'll be able to tag in somebody if you think they can beat the champion better than the one you have Oh my god, so when do we start the next? Oh start drawing now One minute and 26 seconds. I want more time We all do you see we're all artists at heart One minute 40 seconds Oh my god So unfair have not made me masterpiece 30 seconds 20 seconds 10 seconds five seconds One minute and 10 seconds 55 seconds and yeah, this one's good because um One person buying this game means everyone can play it Yeah It's the thing now that we've got a whole set of new champions we can bring in our old ones if we have a chance to Is there a link so the way to get in is to go to jackbox.tv and then type your name in and use the um The code underneath the s alz And uh, you'll be able to vote on the fight 17 seconds 15 13 10 Eight seven. Oh there you go. All right. Here we go It's the second half, which means it's time for the tag teams each match up willing Yeah, um, so when it's your champion you can sub in your old dude Am I supposed to be seeing something in my browser other than tips and tricks I see it before you guys Do I keep in stank you long There's a close battle rags, but you won fair and square Do you have a riser? Oh bad I can't miss dying in the toilet feeling you the paper would also apply to Good job, Peter. Thanks Here's our next matchup You you know Man, I don't know who wins this. I don't even oh, I don't even know the horny jail duck. This is the horticorn The champion of k-pop fans That's definitely unit horny. You know horny comes out on top The county too The Only inch out Benjamin go unit horny The biggest fan The regular size You've even got the derby to helmet on him His arms are in there somewhere whether they got swallowed up by his body Like there's a skeleton in there somewhere the champion of living under a bridge You look at 80 chats just gonna dominate this fight if they're running for that championship If you haven't seen anybody swapping them out I can't You can't it just says champed up on my browser. Oh, well, I gotta click on it. That's why I can't ATAT versus AT&T There's an important distinction AT&T wins Champion of tinsel town Hahaha I don't know who does actually win this Ryan's head versus Ryan's Dude the guy just said talk about character assassination like oh perfect timing dude Ryan's head one he's just more powerful Too too much roadness. I don't give a fuck about his body. Okay folks Time for results who won who came up with the funniest joins it was as Oh, nice job Well done, dude Second mubishly third rags fourth carry fifth drinker six Damn as tripled your points drinker, I know I'll bring my mouse next time as I can draw properly Um, you guys want to go again? Which one was the the winning shirt shirt champion? I just won $33,000 Yes I need that money I feel like the regular size means man, what point did you want next? I like the um the hand shield versus knife hands dude at all Easy You'd think mr. Successful youtuber you'd have a mouse, you know Yeah, he's german and he has a mouse So he calls it a mosque Sure, let's go with that. All right, let's let we'll do a round two. I I didn't hear any any push back on us Oh, yeah, let's do round two Everyone able to draw. I hope we're all good. Yeah, I'm just not sure. I understand what he's asking me for here Um, right. Well, it probably says the champion of something, right? Yeah, so yeah Okay, don't worry about you don't actually have to follow the title if you can, you know It's all good. You have 90 seconds. I'm glad I got this beat in the background so chat. Don't fall asleep I guess yeah, it's a decent one 44 seconds 30 seconds That's some weird lag on my browser and it deleted everything. So it's a draw something really bad really quickly Five seconds four three two one at a time The trainers are now moving on to a challenger These characters will be the underdogs because they're creators All right Uh 90 seconds 45 seconds 20 seconds 12 seconds six five four three two one Yeah, I don't know I lost it God The mojo's gone. I suck at all games, dude. I really do I can't even play board games Oh my god, my my ultimate enemy It's funny, that's what they think you are basically you're this evil demon Some extra cash goes to the half my face I defeated the time limiter That's allegorical right there time cannot stop the long Here's our next competitor Wow, I I am curious how chat will go on this one. Oh, no I love the hand that just comes out of the head All mouth no trousers man versus tooth brick Oh Dude tooth bricks gonna fuck him up Oh man tooth tooth brick lost no No I was so proud of the name Yeah I love that drawing of the toilet Oh my god Oh Poseidon's kiss is dominated First items wins Get on your knees Is that two if people were shit in your mouth Poseidon's kiss when you use all your time and poopy boy is when you use like two seconds Where is it? Why does one of his feet Maybe he's only got one shoe on that's what that represents Chattlington looks sexy face He did He's the champion of the midlife crisis the crisis and I was like, I don't know He's definitely dsp He does look sort of like him Got 155 113 60 seconds 45 seconds 35 20 seconds 15 seconds nine eight seven six five Three two one And draw your combatants. Well, I really don't want to get your channel Yeah, I'm sure you'll be fine one minute 40 70 seconds 55 seconds 30 seconds 18 15 10 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 I like those some of you guys really do just leave it to the last second to get that quality in there I got the countdown My stomach needs to recover from the laughing What does this have to do with heists? I guess Chad McBrain would have a better height Oh now they're ready for politicians like political race. Oh shit, here he comes diabetes in the fight No champion of politicians Oh right Chad has a son Oh nice job He's dominating the pillman versus T way too much pot I don't know I think the pillman is the underdog. I'm gonna vote for him I don't know. I like him short and stout I feel like the pillman's seen a lot of things, you know, he knows us up He doesn't have any eyes anymore. Yeah, he's he saw so much You know Why would they make a category of nudist club? Opinion money too much for youtube Oh my god, is the censorship winning? Oh, no. Oh my god. What does this mean for the youtube? Is it over champion of the zoom? Oh god fish twat's back. Oh, no There's a fish twat from the first game Yeah, yeah, they keep you like all of them. Yeah, I'm getting all my options as well. Yeah, that's cool Booz censorship No for the first time in your life vote for censorship Come on china, do you work And anti pickle man, how did I win that? I don't know how did I win that? You don't know a chat. We'll vote for anything Don't make me bring out pizza the paper Fuck You fight, you know, like the champion of popular toys the pickled sock I am the I Finally an actual fight I feel like the chats give inside this one as per usual, but I'm still curious. I don't even know what I'm fighting against I'm still waiting to The players tag out Howdy goes No one boy you can't lose champion of Thanksgiving dinner Oh Well, that's why he's so upset. He didn't get Thanksgiving dinner No, this is a tough fight Oh god, this is too good too good God would get you'd fuck her up Oh no, the pre-bought has won Getting pelted with rotten tomatoes, that's I don't want to be the champion of that You're the winner Oh my god, 36 of the audience predicted it. How does that work? Did you guys get it? It's only natural Yeah, do you want to do one round of that other game rags, which I reckon Fine with me the other one is um You basically have to run a fake sort of powerpoint presentation It lasts about like four three four minutes But the idea is that you have to talk about whatever someone puts on screen for you and you have to try and make it make sense You have an assistant that puts up pictures and tags Hopefully it puts like me or rags or metal first so that you guys can see what actually happens, but the idea is Your prompts on your screen and you'll uh, you just have to talk as if you're trying to make a point No matter what prompt you get So now you need to refresh your uh, your thing so that a room code option comes up again And I'll do your writing What I might need to do is probably drop out. Um before we go to the next round unless you need Do we need to a certain number of players to make it work? Well, um, this one it won't take long You only need your voice for this. You don't actually need uh Anything else? Okay, it literally lasts like each round is like 10 minutes of 15 sort of thing Oh, okay. Cool. He'll be nice and quick. Is it just the same room code? Yeah, uh, it's a new one and it is that Jump in people I see that you're all in Yeah, pick whoever you want to look like it's up to you So like I said, you'll uh You'll you'll have a talk it might be like you need to talk about um Why people should buy electric cars or something like that And then you'll start talking about it and you'll see prompts on your screen You have to involve it in your talk at all costs And then the audience will judge whether or not you did a good job So audience uh go to jackbox.com and then type in hh fy in the room code And we're the most so now uh, you're gonna write an example sort of talk and this could end up with someone else having to do this talk What I've just done have I fucked somebody up by doing what I've done maybe potentially Okay Also some things they say like oh you can't say this but there's some things you put in there. You're like wow that worked Okay, fine Yeah, might have might have actually uh might be too logical What if I told you that not all slurs are created equal Uh 20 more seconds to write your uh answers Nearly there drinker and gary Yeah, yeah, yeah, four three two There you go. All right. Like I said, I hope it puts one of the people who've done this before first Oh you gotta pick a title on that They're all pretty funny All right, and there you can like upvote people as they talk or downvote them I've got I'm doing I'm doing the first talk and drinker's gonna be my assistant So drinker you'll get prompts to choose from to change my talk With the series of slides Okay When you see a text slide read that text out loud as part of your talk Okay, if you have this dream up you'll you'll be sure to see everything goes Just see words until something makes All right, then here we go Hello, my name is muesli and my talk is about The hidden life of schlonglom So when he was young schlonglom would collect lots of different dolls But the scary sort of thing about it was that he would Not torture them because they're not alive but break them apart Do all kinds of things this was disturbing to schlonglom's parents But here's the positive thing about this He he was like a farmer so yes He would break apart dolls and fuck with all kinds of things in the house But ultimately he was growing food plants All kinds of things aesthetically a gorgeous place to live and he provided food to the locals which I think is invaluable And um as much as people don't know about this and they may be shocked by the whole doll thing I'd say the the the food aspect really does raise him above others So how can I make this about me? Well potatoes as I said would be one of the main things he grew Staving off death would be like the ultimate goal of schlonglom and I think that inspired myself and many others Keep well fed Make sure you uh, you make it through life You know, you don't want to be looking around every corner of that reaper coming for you And one of the main ways to do that is to stay nourished count your calories Stay on a well well-based diet, you know do some running around a bit And uh, yeah, I'd say that's that's the answer to that. So thank you So how many times people hit the button? That was good. I feel like I've gone to no schlonglom very well. Yeah. What skulls or the lord of death. Yeah All right, that's a good example you'll all have to do this Talking live in front of a bunch of people, I know right about the speech or maybe a quote you think you remember Oh, yeah, you can write just something about the the talk. I did I guess it comes up if uh, the end I think All right as you're up and gary will be assisting you Look gary make sure you choose from your uh, your options you get on your your browser thing Oh, I'm so nervous. Okay I'm gonna click begin speech. Okay Hello, my name is az and my talk is It's not easy being half human and half Brie Larson I find that maths is very difficult because when I start to concentrate I started going to like that's why it's because the Brie side takes like over and stuff and she's not exactly like, you know Interested in maths and things because it's like maybe some stuff And this is where I would have to live Which is in a farm Uh, because I believe the animalistic side of brie Uh, just make you want to go and feed the cowsies and then maybe let the cowsies take the milk And then maybe some people can take the milk Because I got the puppies because I'm the breezy Going back to the half human side In many ways, I'm just like everyone else For instance, I do a regular job. I go to school I'm also into dinosaur dressing up and I teach the little children What it means to be a Reptile from billion years ago I know brie's just like, oh my god, is there something like ecstasy wingsies and stuff because they think they're my practice and things Thank you very much What a difficult life you lead Yeah, it must be annoying Stop, it's not easy Yeah, I think you'll be able to rate garries and assistance Oh boy like a mexican rapist, man Why is it gotta be mexican, man? All right rags is up and he's assisted by as Oh boy. Oh my goodness Here we go. Alrighty. Here we go. All right Hello, my name is rags and my talk is The subtle art of pubic hair That's right as many of us know some of us more than others Uh seduction comes in many stages Um, oh am I doing both here? Oh, uh I guess I'm I'm I'm both typing and sliding and speaking. Oh, you can if you want to do the typing's optional Oh, okay. All right. All right. I got you. So this is my slide. All right As many of you know, um getting people into the bedroom is often considered the difficult part However, when they get home and see that you're not just a wookie in the streets But also a wookie in the sheets. They'll want to fly away to a galaxy far far away So ask yourself one question Much like a gnome Maintains his garden And watches over all of the growing things. So too, should you make sure that your Uh Vile jungle down below can instead be a pleasurable garden of Eden Knowing that I want you to picture this It's very important that Robin Hood and his merry men Are well situated down in Sherwood forest much like an office desk desk toy Um Would be structured and organized people like order people enjoy structure And if you don't organize and structure your pubic hair, you'll look like a mess You'll look disorganized And irresponsible So thank you for coming to my TED talk on the subtle art of pubic hair and what it can do for you Thank you Once you brought the gnome in I was convinced Let's don't get imagery there Don't forget the comment card Once you um Finish your comment just hit enter and then we're all uh moving on. It's Moodle helped by me Oh, I have to click the thing. All right, uh We can speech. Hello. My name is Moodle and my talk is I never knew love Until I found crack Most people say crack is deadly, but you know That's just uh, it's just your opinion and that's subjective because death is subjective obviously So every story is a villain In this tale it's this Chairs white chairs this Is the first time I took her I took crack flying chairs everywhere I don't I'll make it uh, no to flying chairs. So everybody understands, uh, maybe even versatile verbs Whatever the word I just said the right words because I'm tired Yeah, flying chairs they everywhere they're trying to hit you you're dodging left and right Hitting your head on the door, uh, but in an ideal world we could have this A mask the skies are addiction because this is really It's it's uh, it's it's a difficult topic. Uh, craig is addicting and all you want to do is hide With your mask your weird nose and Kind of head level touch, but you know In the end you're still addicted to crack Thank you. I'm trying to get people on cracks now really Try crack. It's really good You can't believe this anti-crack paradigm. All right Have you ever seen someone taking crack it was sad? I don't think so Someone shed road sitting down gives you hemorrhoids crack helps you always stand What would the chair start flying though? I don't know Gary assisted by metal Okay, so uh All right, I'll just go if I screw it up. I screw it up. Here we go Hello, my name is Gary and my talk is Hey nerds. Here's how to survive a cyber rape attack Oh my goodness So when you're hanging out with your buddies, uh on twitter Attack and sjw's you are always in danger of getting your pooper raped by Somebody on the internet. Uh, so what you need to do do I need to type in this picture? Okay, sorry. So, uh, what do you need to uh, now here's an unpopular opinion On how to protect your pooper pooper You say You set a dumpster on fire and while the dumpster is on fire you put, um Uh, you decide you put on your parents, by the way, that's the best way to protect your pooper Uh, am I a better person now because my pooper has been protected? Uh, yes Um, and that oh shit. I just want to write by that By the way, if you don't uh, what you can also do is anybody who's trying to cyber rape you You can just cut off their uh, wieners and roast them. There you go. There you go. You you you pulled it right I like the Right out of my ass. I love the idea that someone's skipping through their own presentation. Just flashes of a bunch of hot dogs Oh My assistant was great. I fucked that up I want another shot. Damn it Yeah, I'm also who's who's not been in the system Yeah, um I think I'm the last one actually Drinker with rags in the system Boy, all right, wait for I've got a good feeling about this rags Well that too. Hello, my name is drinker and night talk is Seriously, let's so move to titty island We can all use a few more teddies in our lives and if you've got an entire island That's populated by them. Well, what more can you ask for really? The other thing that I'm really passionate about and that I believe exists in large quantities on this island is sushi Because sushi isn't important When you're when you're partaking of the titty, you've got to balance it out with a good bit of protein intake And what better way is there than sushi? also The next thing that blew my mind was a graph Depicting the shocking decline in global banana numbers This is something that the island can also help out with because not only is it heavily populated with tiddies And that there's large quantities of sushi there, but there's hidden stores of the bananas In huge amounts, which I believe can redress the global imbalance of banana numbers and tiddy numbers So What can be done about this? well When life gives you lemons You tell life to fuck right off And I think that's something we've learned both from titty island and from this presentation I have been the drinker and I thank you Dude, I'm going to titty island Very good. I'm moving out tomorrow. Yeah I I tried to I tried to find the most suggestive picture of sushi I possibly could You were an excellent assistant rags. I'm gonna give you good marks. Yeah, I really think you've sold a lot of people on tiddy island Turns out there's actually a lot of fruits on tiddy island Who knew? Four seconds to finish your comment. Oh rags is the winner. Oh my god. I came last. I'm so sorry I'm going to give out a funny and unique name. We're just name it after yourself. I don't care Oh I was I was going for the idea that like the banana was like a phallus and eventually over time the amount of bananas on tiddy island would decrease You had more time to think that through than I did Clear That's just displaying a catch up on our on our chats our talk Pubicare is important Very potato I never knew love until I found crack at the image is a graveyard It made me so glad to never go here. Yeah Yeah Seriously, that's all moved to tiddy island Yeah Give me bananas Oh my god, it's the award ceremony How very exciting you can all choose to give out your award apparently clickbacks than what I was looking into stream So someone is getting an award Truly the fairest way holy shit these games are amazing. Yeah, which uh, which do you prefer out of the two? Uh, I like them both. Yeah, I like them both a little bit more pretty good Um, pretty good surprising how uh, how much fun they are for how simple they are Yeah I think that's often the key. Yeah I mean, it's no last part too No Though I think we could agree the ai in the game is better than the last was to Game of the year drinker got We did it, um Uh drinky you want to you want to hop out right the banana ward Yeah, um, I'm glad I got to go on a high of experience in that glorious game Oh, yeah, man, and uh, this is the thing those two games We're probably gonna be checking them out on e-fab gaming semi regularly So we will totally invite you guys If you want a nice one. No, I'd be good to come in again for that. That was that was good Yeah, um before you go if you want to you want to plug your channel Say it. Oh go on then. So I'm the critical drinker and I review movies and tv shows And I usually get drunk and random stuff But occasionally I try to be positive and fly off to titty island Never sober. Yeah. Yeah, exactly titties are more fun when you're drunk as well So that's what I do and uh, yeah, I guess, um, we'll catch up next week. Um, if we're doing a stream Yeah, for sure, man, I'll see you there. Talk about the invisible man Who hangs out in rags his bathroom? I'll get him one of these days. One of these days. I'll make sure All right, cool guys. Well, I'm gonna drop my third piss and I just All right, anyone here want to leave I mean, what's what's next? Well, I mean, we could do one more of that game before I go to super chats out of the fact that we're gonna run out of time Eventually, but I don't know is ever would ever will be interested to maybe do another round of that or We could if you'd like absolutely. Yeah Oh my god, all right Well, I'm not going to be a party pooper. I'm gonna just join it I've already started a round. I know Yeah, all right chat. This is the last round. Okay Can't just play games all day. Gosh All right, write you write your things Drinker still in this round. Uh Oh, did he not exit? Uh-oh Oh, no Uh, I don't know if it's worth restarting. We might do it depends on what it does I mean, yes, uh Do a presentation at some point True, we probably will just re remake it once rags is back actually So save your ideas folks. We're gonna have to remake it. Good one. Oh, yeah I yeah I am so sorry. Yeah, it's okay. We we play a different jack box game every once in a while and when this one came out We were just like, please have at least one good game in it. And we were like, oh my god, several of them are good All right. Oh, I got says disconnected. Yeah, we uh I thought drinker would sort of cross off the browser and leave but um, I guess he's it was keeping him in so I'm gonna have to remake the lobby There's your encode lads Dory chat will get you lads lads in as well Well, I want to be the very best I'm gonna be that One bottle dream. All right, it is five months. Everybody's ready Alrighty Now you can join chats. You can get your votes in got a jack box dot tv and then use the room code on screen First you're going to craft some games Time to craft your funny memes guys. Go on Finish the three speech titles you've been given fill in the blanks with something interesting the weirder the better My bad one There's more than one 20 seconds more to write your funnies Already did it. Wow. Look at you overachiever I Was so very rude Whatever Yes, the room code is wxjp Get in ask him out now pick one of the titles that has been sent to your device This is the game's having the most fun with at the moment the simplistic ones All guys and Among us and these two tonight. They've been these is the most fun of adding years with video games It's like the the fun comes from the players rather than the game almost Yes The game is a simple three seconds two one hurry Rags is up. Wait, who's your assistant? Okay, I don't know. I might oh, okay I guess one of us might have to double up get ready. Alrighty Fucking do this Let's do this. Okay. Hello. My name is rags and my talk is a healthy relationship gives you the secret ability to cheat That's right So Navigating a relationship is like playing chess where obviously you might think that the king is the most important piece But really we all know it's the queen and once you lose the queen things can go to ship really quickly But how was I supposed to know this whole time? I was falling in love with A lot of the times relationships are not quite as cut and dry as Signage that you might find wandering around with very clear rules and clear boundaries that are established Please keep off the grass seems simple enough But a relationship isn't like that Sometimes you know that you're being prodded to do some unorthodox things Like maybe see some of those other queens Everybody must do their part. So here's something you can do Buns Bund everywhere Some of them are presented to you like a gift and sometimes she doesn't need to know that After all what your queen doesn't know won't hurt your queen But there's a lot of other queens out there with their buns and they need some tending to Don't deny your natural urges Thank you. Isn't that just a loaf of bread? How's that bun? You know what it's not really important. It's more metaphorical It's shaped like a bun. Okay, so half your score comes from engagement, you know, how many times people hit buns Which would be a big one. I was I was I was lost for a second when that fucking bread came up I Those were tough ones to to to integrate into the story It's time to fill out the comment. Oh, I like that. That was good. That was very good I like that. I like some of these pictures just having to go with it Or just a general impression Metal is speaking with Anna's assistant Oh Oh, okay. Here we go. Hello. My name is Moodle and my talk is How to find love while you Forgot I choose this. How to find love while up to your neck in movie bop Wow We're trying to find love, but uh, you're up to the night with movie bob. He's like right next to you He's just yelling into your ears like get some fucking McDonald's and leave the regular size beer the fuck's sake That's so much better with that ax But the following is a commonly believed myth He actually doesn't like ice Uh, that's why he puts no man out there in the sun to die because he's a horrible person Bad See he's shrill thing up. That's like he's like Stupid eyes. I want McDonald's But finally here's the thing that connects it all together He desperately wants someone with a monkey mask and monkey paws But I mean to each his own If you want McDonald's I don't have a monkey mask on Be my guest. I'm just trying to find love Thank you Who's a love story? I think I see myself laughing Fucking monkey face Oh I think you deserve a fucking medal after that It was a tough one All right, I'm just gonna turn to a game of sabotage at this point I'm speaking that's that's honestly what it is. I'm speaking of a rag assistant. Good luck rags Hello, good luck to me. Well, I mean you got to provide me the right slides, you know Hello, my name is mutually and my talk is Where have all the testicles gone? The answer may surprise you You see There's a simple answer to this question. You've all been thinking it What takes out a testicle faster than any device made by humanity and the answer is the scissors One snip both balls flopping right off But really I would say the bigger question is why is this happening? Who is behind the scissors? Look, here's something you probably haven't thought of Animals Right, not humans animals. They're the ones. We're really influencing the world Have you seen the happening? I know you have It's a film that presents the idea that nature is fighting back and what's the best way to kill humans cut off those balls Right off. They're all gone down the shredder And as you can see this carefully selected photo, this animal is enjoying the concept once we're gone Yes, who prospers What the data is telling us is obvious Animals cannot be trusted however, they will trick you Look at the cute little eyes. Oh, I'm so defenseless. Put me in a sack. Don't believe their lies The more you cuddle up to these Disgusting creatures the more balls we lose the more snips take place This is just a warning. Think about it. Thank you Can't Spade and neuter today what When I saw the image I was like, yeah, I guess without balls it'll be hard to get pussy in the sack Figured that first one I one of the first image to set the tone for the rest Of the I mean you made it easy for me rags. You just lied me right up. Yep. That one fits the story Boy, my blood is ready to go At the next time sometimes you just can't get the cat out of the bag Gary speaking with metal assisting All right Hello, my name is Gary and my talk is Better than him. Albert Einstein was smart, but I'm a better fuck So don't tell anybody, uh, you know I'm a big prankster. I like to put little kick me signs behind everybody but deep down inside I am an amazing fuck now. I might be dumb as a bag of hammers but uh, you know When I when I get down to business like I am so amazing I have made love to two women in the last 30 years So, you know, like I've really narrowed it down But you know sometimes that woman could be wearing a mask and you don't know who she is Underneath and that's why you call her a first wife So then you get another wife, uh, and there is only one thing we can do to perceive our future and that is I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at you have what is that a badger what the hell is it? Make sweet love like an animal on the prairie vigorously Figurously having sex over and over again never having a conversation. Uh, so she doesn't realize how stupid I am. Thank you Is there one way we can perceive it? Two animals I am so far behind I'm getting these way late It's just like even funny when he eventually see the picture Uh Another round with a pair of queer cats You know the whole notes and quotes thing we just skip it like it The game part is way better than their weird awards part I don't know why it's been so long. I don't know why there's not two rounds for this You think there would be you know, I feel like given I feel like given Brie Larson the dusty ovary award is worth All right as a speaker and I will be assisting Oh no Here we go. Hello. My name is az and my talk is Frank is trying to kill you I would like to err on the side of caution Recently of course with the coof hitting the world It's been a pretty bleak place and no more bleak than in your local nursing home where we locked them up to die However, there is one person in there that constantly is alive and that is Frank But I was unprepared for this shocking twist You see Frank Like to dress up as little red riding hood And he would go out of a night and skip down the street hoping some wolf Would come along and pray on him Alas It was the other way around As this little red riding hood in wolf's clothing was praying on the sheep And who do you call to fix this issue? I don't think of anyone that we can call Apart from your local Veterinarian Person can sniff an ass a minor way Has had so much cock in his rectum right now The local sniffer dogs are on the case to try and bring this person Justice Oh, but don't say the n word Come in Oh my god, that picture was the least helpful picture Time to come up with the name for that big award you're going to give out But yeah, they're gonna do the awards thing now How do you guys feel do you want to do you want to end it there or? I'm tired. I have to give someone the pooch-cooch award Who gets the award it's going to take 20 minutes until I find out but Bottom with my frank, I feel like my diabetes sorry did not get enough love I'm so How to score it a little higher Now it could be it can be a tough game. I think it's eight players max. So If we ever get that many it could be interesting Competing that many stories Frank is trying to kill you the picture is the doll I know Better than him better Choose your your awards We're all the testicles gone One of these days we'll have a nice clean game Diabetes award that goes to to frank is trying to kill you The anal award that's gotta go to as right. Oh, I went to me Oh, there's an anal award and an adus award Wow These are importantly separate and gary got the the chat award. I think especially the winner As you are the winner What no the the trophies give you like a certain amount of points. I think Oh I mean mate, you got you got the anus award. I think so, you know, that's just top tier Oh I am no gary got the anus. Oh anal. Maybe I don't know. There was two. Okay. It's hard to keep track But yeah, I uh I'm assuming if metal wants to drop out then we'll probably stop there because I don't know how well these games work with full players But fun as hell, you know Yes, that's was it was very funny Um, I'm really glad they made it. It's good shit Yeah, that's a good one And I think that you know from now on they probably they used to make games that only worked when you were locally Together sometimes and then one of the ones that would like work online But nowadays I think all of them have to be ones that can work online It makes more sense, right? And so I'm glad they're doing that Bring on party pack eight make more good shit Yeah Yeah, um If any well metal do you want to drop out? Look in a couple of minutes. I'll just Chill out for a couple of minutes. I guess already then. Well, I'm gonna start reading the old superchats Um, obviously this is a a natural break if anybody would like to jump out as uh, you're prerogative, of course I'll I'll stick around for a while. Um, just go for a quick wee though. Mm-hmm Yeah, I'm gonna hold on to my wee wee as long as I can I mean I've had some of those days If they come in for the testicles, it's probably a good good shout to just hold on to all of it, you know Make sure no one's coming after it Especially if you own an animal who knows I don't know Yeah, um, I think if ever we you know close out an efap in terms of like the video we're covering If we've got enough people I feel like we should just jump into those games. They're so good And it would be interesting to play it with uh different people and they don't have to have the game, you know It just ticks all the boxes I'm gonna assume the silence is approval I was just getting some water. I approve. I was just about to take off to go, uh Leave a deposit Just loading them up, of course chat, uh, we've got efaps 105 and 103 to catch up with rags And I we're going to stream uh resnil5 yesterday to try and catch up on them, but we're thinking maybe to do that tomorrow Uh If provided we're free, but what we'll do is obviously play the game and then try and run through them and I'll um I'll pop it in the title to make sure We go and dump it today I'm pretty as far as I know. I've been we had a lightning fast drawing of uh, oh my god Oh my goodness God It's uh, let's get this on screen. Oh my goodness. Oh wait. Oh right, uh screen. Where are you? Also, I have this one been sent right after I joined well God's mistake. I like these weird socks though. Yeah It's cursed. I love it. When some German uses a mouse to draw flisms Oh Yeah good stuff All right, like I said The next thing he was going to be playing a spooky game on gamecube, which is obviously luigi's mansion While I catch up what's really spooky is the property taxes Oh my god One of one of my suggested talks was like talk about the the oil industry crisis and chex lockers stan or something and nobody chose it Sorry, sorry to uh, like did somebody make that god's mistake? Well, holy shit. That is so good. Oh my god Who drew god's mistake who was that I did Beautiful did beautiful Oh Very talented lightning fast people in the crowd here. It's kind of insane. I'm I'll never be not amazed by this I'm about all the way just oh, hey, hello that we know who made that is uh Is it up there on the top there? Um, oh, I said, uh, yeah, you should be able to find the account name Oh, wait, that's a weird account. Oh my god. Who drew god's mistake? Yeah, it's fucking amazing. I want to give the credit for it. Fuck Mel, can you find um, can you find son of peen? So, oh, let let him see son of peen that shit was legendary I'll I'll find it. I did a save it onto my hard drive I'll find it on there. I got I thought that is so fucking good Oh, yeah, I saw someone mentioning it. So amnesia rebirth Metal rags and I have all completed it. We're going to be recording a meme fab on monday and at the beginning Probably hour of it. We're gonna we're going to talk about it extensively About what we loved about it and then the longer portion Yeah, well, we loved about it and uh after a few minutes we'll go Whoops, I do like that it ended Yeah, the ending was a really really real big relief Oh, I think that's what I said was my favorite part about the last of his part too. Yeah, Son of penis by the same person as well. I've never been so happy to skip credits. There you go. Oh, yeah, let's Oh my god, let's get son of peen on the screen. Shall we? Son of peen right there It's so nightmarish. I love it. It really is terrifying But in a good way. Yeah, really Um, oh, yeah So someone I actually I'm going to mention here and I'm going to mention on monday as well because we'll have to talk about it But I just find it amazing. So, um I'll explain the mechanic first just so that uh as an an idrotic understand what it is As you play you you guys know about amnesia the doctor said to some degree to you I know of the game So it's a 2010 horror game first person Yeah, um, and the idea is you have no way to defend yourself against the monsters You have to avoid them and stay in secret from them and stuff like that um amnesia Was lauded as like one of the best horror games ever and reinventing the genre and frictional games were celebrated for Not doing the thing with horror games, which is to um, essentially have jump scares a lot Um, I've actually played outlast, but it's like it grabs you a lot has things screaming at you a lot Suddenly and it's yeah, it can be a very scary experience But at the same time as a as a critical reviewer you might be like well He didn't try very hard to get the scares while amnesia the doctor sent was uh working its ass off to get you in a position We're just like oh, Jesus Christ. It's so terrifying and so Uh to the horror. Yes the horror of rags myself and and and metal When you play the new one, um, you have let's call it a sanity meter And if it drops below about 50 percent You start getting random flashing images of monsters and a scream sound and it happens once per about three or four seconds Frictional called these things. They're not jump scares. They're fear flashes Fuck off So definitely very very different than a jump scare these fear flashes I was already upset that they had made them when I heard that they had said that about them I'm oh my god. My respect is plummeting like the idea that you could try and argue those things aren't jump scares. Are you kidding me? I also have been told that they apparently um Lowered the frequency of the scares happening Which is good for them. Good for them They're just having which is the kind of thing you notice in testing when you're like, oh, this is extreme This is scary the first couple times. Then it's extremely annoying Well, the funny part is like we have so many more complaints, but that one being present throughout The 12 hour experience however long it actually takes on average. I don't know is absurd and disappointing um Not cool frictional Not cool that you put that in there and the fact that you would actually argue it's not a jump like for reference Gary as it literally goes That's the experience of it and so when you're walking around and you have that in your head you're like Do and you know when maybe the first few times it was scary, but when it keeps happening guess what the emotion becomes It's so yeah, oh, I wish it was apathy. It's a fucking anger. You're like stop doing that fucking annoying You run through like a section of the game and you're like, I don't really want to match here Need to measure and I know where I need to go. I've been here before But I've used one anyways because I can't be fucked with the stupid scare Yeah, in the last half of the game because you You know, we're talking about it a bunch But I was just like lighting shit or ever I went not because I needed the light or because I was spookied But because I just didn't want these annoying flashes to pop up on my screen all the time And while we're while we're discussing a annoying plan Are we gonna get are we is this what we're doing now? We're talking about amnesia Listen, whatever you say as long as you're willing to repeat it on monday. You're good I'll gladly repeat it because fuck this game So Um, in fact, do you have those images of the um, you showed them before let let me go ahead and fetch Those if I can oh you talking about the the spook comparison Uh, the oh here we go. Excellent. I've got them both on screen right now So this was the inventory screen Oh game that they made before penumbra. I believe it's called. Yep. This is penumbra's inventory screen. I'll I'll get Never played a penumbra myself, but I hear it's spooky tisms And this is the inventory screen of amnesia The dark descent Hey rags lead them into it. Can you can you spot anything good about these right now? Yeah, what what what can you notice between these two inventory screens, right? Don't worry if you don't answer it correctly. I'm just curious if yeah, because it might be Because it might be coordinated to uh, maybe you're you know, your key buttons your mouse buttons one two three four five six seven eight nine Well, I mean like aesthetically you can hot. Oh, um When it comes to just appearance and design aesthetic I'm using imagery more What um, this might be one of those things where well, it's obvious so obvious you might not even think about mentioning it But just showing the third one for the idea that Yeah, so I'm going to show you the third one. This is the amnesia rebirth um Inventory screen So can you notice the big difference between aesthetically between the first two and this one? Yes Okay, so the first two as you guys can tell very obviously are very dark Right. These these inventory screens are very easy on the eyes. They're they're very very They're dark You're playing a game where you're walking around in the dark for most of the game Not a lot of bright segments at all and the in any of these games You're gonna be spending most of your time staring at a mostly dark if not black screen And when you open your inventory the inventory is very dark as well and your eyes like that Now let's go to amnesia rebirth a game where for the most part you're Crawling around in very dark areas. It's so dark. I got complaints on my stream that like I wasn't uploading In a good enough bit rate when it's like no when you're in complete darkness It's hard for streams to actually like separate the darkness from itself. So it just comes across as blotchy Very dark game very dark. The game is very very dark lots of darkness in this game and the inventory is basically white Right So whenever you press tab to check your inventory What you get is a sudden blinding white screen In your eyes after you've been you you adjusted your eyes to the darkness because the game is quite dark With to the point where you like I was squinting closing my eyes having them be open just a little sliver So that I knew I when I pressed tab my inventory would blind me with this bright light What a Part of what a shockingly Stupid decision to make as a game developer as someone's pointed out Penumbra's got battery power and health Amnesia's got health and sanity this game's got neither of those and both of those played a part in the game I don't understand what happened. I really don't get it Oh moller. Did you ever use your laudanum in the game? No, I didn't either. I didn't know what it was for Well, they told you at one point that people who are pregnant shouldn't use laudanum and I was like, okay I guess I won't because I'm pregnant And I also I like mechanically I don't know what it's for Also, I held out but I realized now that it was a pointless endeavor. I need to go be But this when you're making a game, I've never made a game. So, you know Apply salt were necessary never made a game, but I've played one or two in my time um This is something that I see every once in a while in the video games And it's a huge it's when an inventory or a menu system Is Really really really bright compared to the rest of the game To a degree minecraft has this issue Some other games do as well, but I've never seen it this bad where it is physically uncomfortable On your eyes to open up your inventory because the inventory is white I get that they want to make it look like a notebook I get it. That's fucking dumb But I get it It's just one of those things that you don't do if you're making games. It's just I don't see how when they were play testing it They didn't realize that every time they opened up their inventory. They blind themselves The how bright it was compared to the darkness that you're constantly playing in Really weird takes it out of the game It does because like I was saying When I before I opened the screen like I would close my eyes and barely open one of them up So I wouldn't blind myself The baffling decision The game is The game is mechanically and narratively a big step down from the last two games Graphically, it doesn't look very impressive. It's fine. It looks fine in terms of graphics stuffs Um They give you way too many resources to the point where you're just like tripping over them You're constantly finding them and you can't use them. So they limit you The the the lighting mechanic in this is that you can carry matches And you light a match and then you could light You know lamps and things around you until the match runs out Uh, which is kind of nifty there the the match burns for like eight seconds and you can't sprint with it or it goes out But the issue is that for no reason They say that you could only carry 10 matches in your inventory And this is done or the obvious reason is they want to create artificial scarcity of these items That you can carry with you so that you feel as if oh, I've only got 10 matches Even though you're constantly finding them all around With them because you can only take 10. So you're just oh, I just Go a little further and use a couple of matches and get the other ones But then you get dropped in a new area and you can't go back. So doesn't even matter Yeah, I was I was using matches Because one I didn't want the the fear flashes of being in the darkness And two because I there's so many matches. I guess I'll just use them um, but if you're gonna if you're making a game and you want to Limit someone to carrying only 10 matches Then have them be the only 10 matches they happen to have at the time Or something Because matches are very tiny and you could carry a whole lot of them and you know that it's extremely important Uh at the beginning of the game that we're doing some spoilers by the way Um at the beginning of the game You will be spending a lot of time tediously walking through caves and narrow hallways and stuff in caves and You come across very early in the game A a torch that is lit and is constantly giving off light And so like an obvious person You want to take the torch with you If the torch that I think I actually said that During my serious like oh man, we all did Yeah, I said it out loud to myself. I was like why can't I take this torch? Obviously, I want to take this with me. It's right here in this rock I could clearly just lift it up and take it with me And I know I'm heading into the darkness both in game and out of game I want to take this torch with me and the game's like nope. You just you just can't You just can't Because it's like you can only carry 10 matches We just want you to be in darkness, which means we've provided you with this torch right here But you just can't take it with you. You know what problem mechanics right a lot of what I've found on the discord from discussing This with people is every time you spot something you don't like about amnesia rebirth It was done better in amnesia or soma and it was almost identical to how it was done in outlast in outlast You have batteries Of course Batteries are quite small if you guys didn't know you can actually pack a shit ton of batteries for a video camera into your pocket However in the game they're like no you can carry a max of like 10 you're like, okay That's weird on the hardest difficulty. You can only carry. I think three It's one of those sound ability to you as if in a survival game Like this where you know, you're going to be going through dark places where you know You need to keep your sanity up and the game provides you With things that inexplicably you can't carry with you. It's just it's baffling um in uh in Amnesia the dark descent they would be like wall mounted Torches that you can't take off the wall. They're bolted to the wall and things like that um In in a mirror here to amnesia the dark descent is that in this game you have a lantern that uses oil But the lantern oil It can it's in segments of 10 Um, so it's either like 100 90 percent 80 percent, etc. Full And you get three different sizes of oil cans that you can keep with you That will restore the oil in the lamp either like two units three units or four units something like that and I was I was basically full. I had a full lantern In full of all the sizes of refills that I could get because it limits you to like having Two having three and having two and did you find A large oil canister after you'd lost the lantern because I did yes. Yeah, I did why Why can you find something you can't use? I didn't even know I lost the lantern until I tried to use it and it was gone Um, jules cringe though. I couldn't pick up the large works. I had two already Oh, yeah, most. Yeah, I was most of the large oil refills You won't pick up because you already have the two it lets you carry And your lantern's full because you don't have to use it that much and it gives you so much oil This game very clearly and very quickly comes across as a anybody can beat it game. Yeah There there is basically no fail state um The the game is extremely liberal with its dispensation of materials for illumination Matches everywhere even where it doesn't make sense like you go into the um the the alternate world the alien world And there are matches lying around dude. They have torches to light in the alien world with technology That is so far beyond ours. They have literal torches on the walls to light What in the fucking world? It's very unusual. Um, maybe you can find you can open up these alien pots And you find matches in them Like human match boxes that that look identical to the ones in the human world just matches They're like, oh, it's a good thing that these aliens had them on their alien planet I have so much faith in them as a development team, but how can you possibly Like argue that that's anything but laziness. I don't understand They didn't even retexture them like these are alien matches And they just look like what an alien match would look like at least you'd be like, okay It's not like, you know, you know bobby and sun's match company and it They couldn't be fucked to make a second texture for the matches It's beyond or the lamp oil by the way. The lamp oil texture is the same for both Why are the oil cadastres in the alien world? Why? Why would they be there? Oh, the idea that it's like, well, you see the aliens are using oil cadastres, you're like, what? Which is weird. You think that you'd think that all of their power How their other power requirements would be taken care of by the vitae, but I guess except for matches. Oh, I'm so frustrating. Um Also, I just want to read this out because it it hurts my feelings Frictional games Um put out a tweet saying please do check out the linked blog post They were never intended as scares in the first place not even jump scares. He's saying it's not scares at all A flashing screen of a monster face and a loud yell That's not a scare They're supposed to signal to the player that they are reaching critical feel that fuck you Honestly, that's fucking stupid and anyone who agrees with them is a retard Right. So in in amnesia the dark descent As your fear would increase as your sanity would decrease essentially as you became more and more insane As your fear went up essentially your you would get visual distortions. You'd hallucinate your screen would kind of Blurry a little bit and you start to shake a little bit and you knew what the consequences were Of your sanity meter going to zero you fall over Consequences, yeah And when you fall over if there's a monster nearby you're done. That's it. You need to take care of it It was this is the problem I think I think we talked about this in a private call before but if it ain't broke don't fix it They've made a sequel. They have to fix it. It's like you don't this isn't there's no fixing needed for the sanity meter You you've nailed it the first one's nailed. You just keep it the same You're like nope. We're gonna add a jump scare every three seconds. You're like thanks Yeah, and they have their own visual distortions were a little black Uh, I don't know tendrally things come in from the sides of the screen and encroach on your vision like okay And you get this weird this this scuttling sort of noise in the back and like okay We get that and it gets more difficult to see All right, it was all this visual stuff that you got before Like as gary, what do you think sounds better that that stuff? I was describing that flashes on your screen with loud noises or The world around you there starts to be loads of cockroaches that are on the floor bugs flying around you lots of noises Like creaking and crumbling and stuff in your ear And uh general blurriness as a sign that things are getting worse and you're going insane. Which of those two sounds better? Let's say the more the more subtle the more ones kind of silent silent here. It's like silent hill. Yes, I know But very psychological. Yep silent hill as well and then it plays on that psychology and it's always that which is Uh the more fearful one because you create your own demons essentially then Um, so yeah, you knew knew in silent hill when the walls started bleeding and the siren went off You were just like oh Hey, you know, yep, and there'd be noises and and cranking and They talk about how they were inspired by silent hill when they made amnesia of the doctor's end. Um, I don't know what they were inspired by when they made rebirth crap Outlast I think that it's it's doubly disappointing when their last game was soma Which was such a masterpiece of a game like magnum opus level stuff here rags And I had one of our favorite I think all three of metal rags are nice favorite games like one of one of the favorite games of all time Oh, yeah, soma is always going to be with not the top. Um This is a downgrade in every potential regard. I think maybe only graphically, but it's such a tiny thing that doesn't even matter um, the story is Pretty shit actually. Um, I don't think it's good. I think there's I think all of this stuff that but like, huh? We'll we'll talk about all of it when we do the recording and stuff But like I don't I've seen people who are very invested in it and they can't answer very obvious questions Such as how did you end up in the airplane? People don't have any answers to that question. Yeah I don't even know. No, I don't either Try to figure it out. How do you not answer that question? That's literally the main question I have no idea how a lot of basic stuff happens in this plot There are no explanations for some other things um, the stuff that's interesting in this game is basically all related to what happened on this alien world and pretty much none of it really gets answered or explained in any interesting way They spent so much time with this worthless Waste of a time love story plot That just doesn't do anything to hit me And it seems so forced and it's just one of those if you don't If you aren't totally buying into the love story aspect of this game The plot is gonna be totally flat There's so much revolves around it um With what they do with characters With what they try to get you to do In terms of you know, you being pregnant as a character And with it's it's so it's just such a miss um All the answers that I wanted I didn't get There the high point of my game was probably When I went to this alien world and I started getting little bits and pieces of their culture and what happened here and what they're You know what they did with the v-tie and all this stuff like that that that was kind of like the high point I was like, oh, this is so interesting. It looks cool It's it's an alien world. It's linked to ours with these gates. Like how are they gonna How how are they gonna mention that, you know, what what the shadow has to do with this and the red flash and You know, what's going on here, but they you don't really get any of that. It's never really explained at all Well, um, you can say that you do and it's really disappointing Sort of a lot of it is we know how the red flash was made. It's only made everything confusing now I want to talk about that, but it's probably not the time Yeah Like I said, we'll do more of it. But as you can tell, we're not very happy Yeah, I I would not recommend anybody play this game I would recommend that you play amnesia the dark descent and soma Both of those are fantastic This game is a waste of your time I don't like the mechanics of this game. I don't like the narrative. I don't like the story I don't like tazzy's fucking mouth going on off all the time There's so much in this game that I do not like and it's such a downgrade As gary you love it in games when you pick up a key to a door and then your character says maybe this key fits that door You just get depressed you like thanks. I'm really stupid I guess The spooky thing i'm looking at Yeah, what if you'll jail the master of walk What was the thing This wouldn't matter as much if not for frictional's reputation They've they've got a loyal fucking fan base and I honestly I don't want to be too hyperbolic here But they kind of slapped him in the face a little bit with this game This this game comes across as a A a good first attempt at what like a new studio might put out because they don't know how to make horror games So they just slap stuff together and like oh these this is what's in a spooky game So we're going to put this in our spooky game Honestly, the crazy thing is that if dr. Cent released a year later after this in 2021 I'd be like wow, they've really improved Despite the fact that dr. Cent is 10 years older than it right now. Yeah I think man, there's a reason why that game will be remembered forever as changing Like video game horror and loads of copycats came out and the fact Part of why i'm annoyed is they just they said like, you know, we lived a lot with dr. Cent and soma rebirth is going to be another attempt at sort of like changing How we all view what what horror video games can do which really excites me and then they do all of what they've done before But worse, it's like, okay. Good job. I guess I'm not happy about it What what what did they do get get rid of I mean I don't know all the original creator or something or it just didn't give a shit It honestly seems that way like if you told me, oh, yeah Yeah, frictional they fired their staff and brought in some new people who don't know anything about stuff I'd be like, oh, yeah, that explains that This game is Yeah staff Hired the same roles a couple months later for people who are underqualified, but you can pay them Well, the funny part was as the game that was made by people who just want to go through The motions of a horror game There's nothing really memorable at all about this game there's nothing that really It doesn't improve on previous games in any meaningful way A definite downgrade total regression for frictional And I think it was because a lot of people didn't get soma So they tried to make a more traditional horror game with With with all the one of the middle jump scares and crap. And so it It just ruined This whole experience kind of it's a dull trudge through an uninteresting world with uninteresting people in it You know something really sad is when I made the amnesia soma series on my channel I was kind of like in the back of my head like it'd be really cool one day If I was ever able to talk to any of the developers and just gush about how well I think they did everything At this point, I'd be like it's probably best They don't know I exist because I have so many harsh things to say about the new game I am someone just told me that the Dark Descent writers were Mikhail Hedberg and Thomas Grip and the writer for rebirth was Ian Thomas. So apparently it's a new person The thing and holy fuck does it show because the story in this game was trash I would go as far as saying like I have more of an issue with the mechanics in the story Oh, I would say so too. Yeah, like but and I would say that with probably any game Thomas Grip is like the he's he said he's like all of his talks about game design I've always like had me very interested and impressed and then I'm pretty sure he's still the frictional leader like like on this game. So I'm just sad That's all this is sad Someone here said that Mikhail Hedberg who is the writer for Dark Descent and soma. He's not with frictional anymore. So I guess this is what happens This is the thing Dark Descent the story was done in a rush and it was pretty good Somas was done with time ahead of time and it's fan fucking tastic And then this game had all the time of the world as well And I mean this is the problem with me. I I'm trying to say that the story isn't very good But I'm not even confident about it because I didn't even understand half of it I was very confused like of What the fuck was going on and I wonder if it'll get cleared up when we talk about it on monday, but We'll try and go through it chronologically Yeah I'm not doing a video on it because fuck me. I'm not passionate about this game like one way or the other I'm very sad because I like frictional games a lot Yeah Oh, I just got an hour of time back We had time switcheroo's Oh Oh, yeah You've got like the Because I I googled amnesia rebirth story because I want to try and Soak up everything I possibly can to see if it makes any sense, which I don't think it does And the first thing here is wired.com amnesia rebirth has evolved beyond jump scares. What and I'm like, fuck off Have you played this game? They do the thing and I've we mentioned this before and I will mention it again on monday, so When you have an area and it has a monster in it and it's dark And you try to run to your location because you think if I run I'll make it there and I'll be safe and then you turn the corner and the monster is there and you go Holy shit. If someone said like that's a jump scare. I'd be like that was your fault You can't call that a jump scare you ran into the enemy and it was just lumbering around Meanwhile Is this part of the game where there's this gate that's slamming down over and over again And you've got to find a way to sort of jam it and you throw a cage into the gears And it jams you move your way to it You go under it and suddenly a dude grabs you and goes In the in the screen and you're like, oh my god and It's like uncanny. It happens all the way throughout uh outlast. It doesn't happen in amnesia I don't think it happens in soma as well. I'd have to check but Fuck me. It's the cheapest way to get scares. I'm so disappointed I don't know why the game is called amnesia rebirth Yeah, there's there's legit don't know when it's referring to birthing People give birthing rebirth. It says rebirth. If it says amnesia pregnancy, I'd get it She gave birth to one kid now. She's giving birth to another kid. There you go All these bio theories about playing his name. Oh, maybe I'm giving birth to myself and do a rebirth I don't know something if we're going with a like a literal interpretation of rebirth means to birth again Like, okay. I that's not what that word means when anyone uses it, but okay Like soma soma is probably the the most perfectly named game that exists It's soma's the greek word for body and once you play the game, you'll understand why that makes so much sense Right amnesia the dark descent. It's dark. You're descending It's just like it's so I'm gonna say in fairness to the game. It's not just it's also Meta varical in terms of how far daniel goes to defend himself Yeah, you descend Levels. Yep. I don't know what rebirth is referring to in this game. No, I fuck it. I don't know either That's how I said amnesia after birth is like, yeah It should be it should be called amnesia miscarriage Amnesia is still born Amnesia abortion abortion. Yeah. Yeah Friction on what the fuck man. Yeah, whatever. What else can we say? What the fuck? What did you do? We went into this game super excited because of how good their last games have been The next game fictional makes we're just like it could be anything. Yeah, it could be great. It could be terrible. All bets are off now Which makes me worry rags like the next haunting season. I hope it's good It opens up your tism because Part of my worry and I'll get again. I'll mention this on monday is that this was a reaction to soma In the like people like joseph andison saying, you know, soma's not even a horror game And then they were like, oh, we need more jump skills. Why people don't even think it's a horror game Well, that's why people that's why so many people said they don't like blind manner It wasn't spooky enough. It wasn't scary enough because it it's horror is a lot more existential and subtle It's not spooky things popping up in front of the camera to make your body jump because that's the human instinct and you can't control it You can tell we're very passionate about horror at this point Yeah, yeah, is it so is it better or worse than a machine for pigs? So saying to me better way because I I never liked horror But yeah me neither was never I've always loved horror, but it's never been what people usually associate with horror When I watched haunting of hillhouse. I was like, this is my kind of horror. I love this I love the subtler horror. I'm not I'm not huge into like people getting chainsaw to death or screaming or monsters blaring at the screen I'm like, yeah, it's not really doing much for me You know, I like When you have a concept that is terrifying and they explain it very well and have people dealing with it I'm like, oh my god. This is fucking with my head And then you you standard fear like amnesia dr. St gets me into the experience of actually being chased In real life by something that's trying to end my life. That's that's pretty creepy How being chased in the dark descent was terrifying and how being chased in amnesia rebirth is like a fucking chore Annoying as hell The least scary part of the game because of how exciting they make it And I mean that in a bad sense like something You your brain can only do so much at once And amnesia rebirth doesn't understand that if your brain is busy You you can't really be scared as much because your brain is focused on a task. Yeah Like like the chase sequences in amnesia rebirth You're running away and the music's playing and all the monsters pop out at all the places to let you know that Oh, you got to go right not left because a monster pops out on the left. It's like, okay. I'll go left It's not difficult. There's no challenge really involved in any of it. And you're following a predetermined path Uh It it's just it comes across as busy work for your brain. So even though it's trying to make you feel scary and terrified You're not gonna be is um, here's a complicated question. I think as an neurotic. What do you guys think about this? So We we are very into the idea that creators should respect and understand and listen to the fans however If it was categorically proven that amnesia the doctor sent and Progresses to amnesia rebirth by listening to the fans and it becomes way fucking worse What do you what do you think in terms of like? How do you how do you solve that problem? What You're saying that if this game was a direct result of Like people like joes fans and saying it's not scary enough. We need more jump scares. We need more blah blah blah We need all this that another the other like what what do you What would you say to creators at that point? Should they be listening to those fans? Or should they try and figure out which fans to listen to or They should be trying to figure it out because if it was successful before I mean like I mean there's a lot of factors that go in but if the The interest in the game hadn't gone down Then I wouldn't and especially if you've made kind of a big deal about not doing that I would continue doing that and it just sounds like a whole new creative team kind of came in and Didn't care Well, that's this half a tragic part is that if they did these changes to help and like like to appease people I'd be like, oh no But you you would Have to balance that you couldn't saturate your game with it if you saturated it then You're you're running a huge risk because you're taking A specific portion of feedback and bear in mind Most people who are very happy with a product probably 99% don't say shit Don't say shit. Well, yeah, I would argue to them or disappointed. Don't say shit. They just don't come back Yeah And if your sales are good from the first game to the second game still doing very well indeed And if you're saying, oh, you know could do with getting a little bit scarier Why would you why would you go with the cheap scares? So when you've been being creative with your If I connect these lines though, right? So we got amnesia comes out and it Literally burst the career of PewDiePie like the most successful youtuber in history It's also streamed by a shit ton of people and it's fully respected as not only a great horror game But one that like re does what everyone understands to be great horror in games and it's influential as hell It spawns like a bazillion different copycats So that's the case they sell I think 1.5 million copies really really good. Good job guys excellent thumbs up Then outlasts comes out. It sells 4 million copies It out does it people are often touting that outlasts is scarier than amnesia just for reference I hate outlasts primarily because it overshadows amnesia without working for it There's loads of the just the standard jump scare stuff cutscene after cutscene of a big scary monster grabbing you yelling at you and then you get thrown somewhere A lot of it's so much cheaper the maps and the mechanics. Everything is so much cheaper. It bugs the fuck out of me. However If you're dealing with that, you're like, oh, you guys did the best and yet you're almost like a quarter of The success of this other game Should you adopt what this other game has done? And like and I feel like the narrative is like no We will continue to innovate and they make soma and then soma is spat back at them They're like, what is this? This isn't even scary. This isn't anything like amnesia. Like you guys are fucked up And loads of reviews. This is what started my channel, by the way Was I kept watching reviews that would be like soma is shit. Soma's story doesn't make sense Soma isn't scary soma fucked up. They didn't know what they were doing. They were guessing they tried Amnesia was a fluke and so I made my video and very bitterly responded to a lot of different people I remember some people being like the the story at times like just it just completely contradicts itself And you're just like, what are you even referencing? You could argue it's a proto to um to what we do at efap, which is just checking out other people's opinions Me and like, why are you saying these things? This is just to not represent the thing you're talking about. Um and so Once you get like two Major responses to your development team of like you need to be making stuff like outlast It's like, I guess they made something like outlast like I'm really kind of just like Is that what happened? And now they're getting responses that are like, what the hell are you doing? Like the fact that they had to make a tweet accounting for this stupid shitty jump scares means that they've already known The people like biting back And I would say this is what they should expect. They're core audience are people who love Like like detailed and well-crafted horror and they've literally made like one of the cheapest mechanics in history I said to rags them out before I don't know that there's a cheaper mechanic than what they've made And if you told me like just a few months ago that I would be saying that about frictional games I'd be like, there's no way The idea that you've got a jump scare that just happens every three seconds while you're walking around If your fear has dropped below 50 percent or whatever. Nah, they wouldn't do that. Oh I assume I had to hop out once you were talking about outlasts success. Um I assume what you went on to was how somo was way way better, but it didn't sell as much Not even close. I think that had something like 600 million to outlasts 4 million. Sorry 600,000 to outlasts 4 million Wow, I think the somo is like eventually broke even and they made money, but it took a little took a while How sad is that it eventually broke even it's like what how did what? They finally got to where they were making some money with it, but it's such a tragic tale because of how like guys like I We we say it all the time. We can't say it enough soma is a masterpiece One of the best video games ever made and you may not like the mechanics. You may not like the pacing Jesus christ, does it have some incredible points to make about your perception of what life is a Very bold game But that then he kind of getting the rounds of whether or not you want to create art or Whether or not you want to make some money Well, that's the thing, right? If uh, if finally the balance if they want to find the balance If rebirth gets them the sales they want then good for them It's just that i'm not going to be very invested in whatever they make anymore because no, I mean that's just this is This is it with most games though. They will build their reputation off a specific audience And then they'll this is not with all game, you know game companies, of course But then they'll go for the money And when they're going for the money Inevitably and more often not it actually pushes away the core on it's because they are compromising their game But to get the either the masses in or to um Kind of panda to the whatever the flavor of the month. Um genre is Uh, and if you're you know sticking within horror for example, then you know the jump scares or the whether it be Gore or whatever, you know, whichever kind of sub genre of horror it may adhere to but It'd be interesting to see what the sales Would be for this because if they if they turn around and they've sold 2 million I can't like they're gonna call it a success but if they sell poorly Then they're in a really tricky spot because You kind of pissed off your core audience and um had this released in 2011 Like right after amnesia the doctor sent I think it may have worked But um, I feel like this won't make it. It's just a lot of people. I've seen you Jim Stirling's review, which I like he's often someone I can disagree with but like I watched his gym pressions of it and pretty much every single thing He said about it I agreed with and he was like this game feels like it's from 10 years ago It doesn't even know what it's doing Have you played like dearester? Yeah, I don't like dearest Okay, and have you played what was the other one, um In the village Oh Rapture welcome to the rapture. What's something like that? I didn't play that one. Uh, that's that's the chinese room as well, right? Yeah, chinese room as well So, you know, those are those those aren't technically games They're artistic experiences A lot of people would call them walking simulators, right? Well, I mean you could call them walking simulators But but they you know, there's this story you kind of sure you are shifting through a specific story Well, I'll say this Is definitely not that like it's definitely no no no what what i'm trying to say is That the chinese room They are very specific to what they do And they will continue to do that sort of you know game that that is their sort of niche Uh, and so I think welcome to the rapture whatever it was called was actually, um much more successful than dearester In in terms of everyone's gone to the rapture. Thank you Everyone's gone to the rapture And um, yeah, it was it was more it was more successful But that's what they know and that's what they stuck to they took their dearester formula, which was very basic a very basic walking simulator with some um You know vocal narrative as you progress to x area y area I think um Dearester by the way is the game that made toll biscuit make a video about what it means to be a game at this Point because that one was really pushing the limits. It's like wait a minute. Is this still a game? But I would defend dearester and as much as I I thought it was a wonderful little experience I wouldn't call it a game But it was it was very good in as much it was innovative in as much as it was using the the gaming utility To create something different Yeah, I would never argue it's without worth Um, but I remember being like I don't understand why it's in why it's a game medium wise Uh, no, I don't it's not a game. I wouldn't call it a game, but they're using the the the media the medium of Uh, you know a game platform To create it so it's an essence. You know, they could have written a short story But what would have done what sort of experience would that have have brought people nothing? really You know some guy talking about death You know his death and And and you know move into the afterlife, but when you're plotting through the caves And when you're going over the hillsides and climbing up the thing Your sort of it's kind of almost becoming a An investment in the experience So so they they're taking a couple of genres and mixing them together and making it not necessarily interactive with dearester For example a little bit more Interactive with everyone's gone to the rapture Uh, but but they are creating these these yeah visual novels these visual short stories Because I think the story for everyone's gone to the rapture is great If you if you go into all the places and get all the story and Uh, see how everything unfolds. It's actually really really good And I I would say that would have as much credence as let's say one of those short games You know the puny five plays where he's got you know the guy in the Pot and they climb up to the top and that you know You can complete the game in like one minute thirty seconds if you're fucking excellent that it takes people Hours and hours and hours because keep falling back down to the start again those little games When you've got a game like a horror game for example And is this is an actually an interactive experience But when you've got a horror game and you have built your horror game on a specific style So you have purposely said we want to scare but we want to keep people away from jump from the cheap stuff You know everything's everything's quick And and gratuitous if we keep people away from that And if we try and get into the psychology of of the horror Then we'll create a much more You know rounded experience and amnesia did that Because people gravitated towards that they respected the fact that um You had to earn your fear Uh, and the fact that you weren't you know, you didn't have those little cheap things slasher flicks and all that kind of stuff You didn't have that that cheapness of it The moment that you regress is the moment that you've you've lost Because if they if they need if they want to turn this around let's say sales of the poor that or let's say they're Just about breaking even you've essentially got to go all the way back to the drawing board and and redefine everything That you think is is scary Uh that will tap into the psychology of people without being cheap and I could take them years So where do they go that the the quick answer would be They're going to start looking elsewhere now and they're no longer going to become original They're going to start chasing the market and this is invariably what happens They will start chasing other games that do a horror-esque Uh genre or horror-esque experience and see where did that work? How did that work? Look at Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3 remakes Resident Evil 2 remake was fantastic It was wonderful because it took all the sort of scares and jump scares and all the nonsense From Resident Evil 2 from 98. I think it was Resident Evil 2 And they they made the dialogue tighter. They made the characters more believable All the load screens had gone All the scares were there and the horror was there and intensity was there And you had modern-day graphics So you you took everything that was essentially great about your original horror experience And you dialed it up to a modern-day audience And it worked. It was an absolute gem Then they followed it up with Resident Evil 3 remake And it was a damp squid Because all they did Was try and copy Resident Evil 2 And they didn't look as to what made Resident Evil 3 Resident Evil 3 Yeah, that's what you mean So that's where they made the mistake. So now the back into a tricky situation again Well, they have to say are we going to remake Resident Evil 4 if we wait Resident Evil 4 Are we still going to do it in the A way that we did Resident Evil 2 Or are we going to look at the fact that Resident Evil 4 was the game that redefined the genre Of of Resident Evil and look again to redefine the genre that you you create so many traps for yourself And it looks like they're falling into a trap with this Yeah, I mean funnily enough Resident Evil 4 that'll be another one for Metal rags and myself in terms of if they fuck it up. We will be very angry I'll be furious because it's one of my favorite games Yeah, Resident Evil 4 is one of my favorite games ever. Yeah, it's always like nape a typical favorite game I'd be like Resident Evil 4 like that seems to be a favorite game for so many people in my top five All-time favorite games. Yeah It's a fucking good one. They got to be careful with that one. They should spend more time on that one Yeah, I'm very worried How about that? Well, how sad is it that now that if they like we're coming out with a new game From like frictional games. I'm gonna be like When I used to be like, oh fuck. Yeah I'm so sad If I say that their Resident Evil 4 is just gonna be a remaster I'll be like, oh, thank god. It's only a remaster. You're not gonna fuck around with it I'd prefer that than a remake in terms of the gamble But you know, what if they nail it we'd be like, oh, that'd be great. We shall see If you play Resident Evil 4 now, it's got a very clunky control system Um, if you play Resident Evil 2 now, it's got a very smooth Uh control system. I don't agree. It's tank controls. It's like an actual it is a system It's not used much anymore But if you're used to the system if you understand the system then I don't consider it that clunky It's just it works for what it is either It does exactly what you want it to and what you tell it to do You just have to understand what the parameters are Yeah, unlike, um Something like Metroid on Gamecube or N64, GoldenEye where To move your FPS like it's it's incredibly awkward While, um In the same way that Resident Evil 5 that rags and I still need to get to the end of um Once you understand how the systems work, um, the game is balanced around them like so it's As long as they're consistently they function pretty well I'm totally okay with them keeping the way that Resident Evil 4 works almost entirely and just remastering the graphics as right as rags just said, but um Who knows it's on in charts just said it I would actually prefer that they don't go on to Resident Evil 4 next they go on to Cove Veronica Well, uh, do we Do we know if they're interested in doing that at all? I don't know. I don't know, but I think Cove Veronica is is a Really underrated game really underrated So, um, sorry for doesn't need a remaster I think it would benefit immensely from a remaster. Why would we go with a remaster? I'm cool with a remaster It it stands up pretty well But the thing that ages the the least luckily the thing that ages the least about it is the look Um, very very inconsistent textures from character to character Um, I mean stuff like that the thing that ages the most about it is the look or Yeah, the the look has is what Impacts it the most because gameplay wise it's still very solid It just um, it looks like a game that was made in what wouldn't come out 2004 Gaia said GameCube Metroid is very well designed around the controls. So Metroid Prime is my favorite game on GameCube, right? The way The way you move Is forward and back on the left analog stick is forward and back, but left and right is look left and right And then the other analog Is what you would imagine is the remaining controls. It's very strange. And then of course you have to hold down A right trigger in order to Like aim free aim to wherever you want Metroid is a game It does not like like I've played it where the controls are modded so that they work like a normal fps And the game does not like suffer in any way shape or form Meanwhile, it's something like Resident Evil 4. I do believe that if you have full control over leon Compared to normal then the game will become much easier Yeah, um everything from the the garador fights to That's just what comes to mind first to the bosses that One thing that makes Resident Evil 4 so good is that it does force you into Do you want to move or do you want to shoot? Do you run out? Do you want to run away right now or do you want to fight? You have to choose between the two. You can't have them both. Um Because if you could do both of those at the same time, it would be Backpedal while shooting the game There would be It kind of bridges the gap between a rail shooter In a more modern game where you can choose where you want to stop and start firing at all the stuff That's on the screen That does it really really well and the game's sort of designed around that whole thing For instance, the the Wii version of Um Resident Evil 4 was atrociously easy Because you didn't have a laser you had a reticle on your screen Which means that and you also aimed with the Wiimote So it was extremely easy to play that game Because you could just dominate fights and you could hit things at extremely long ranges in ways that you weren't really supposed to Without great difficulty in the original So things like that can drastically affect the experience. Yeah, you gotta be careful Um, this is our talk on why I need to re-bath sucks. Yes. Oh, yeah It just asked the chat, um People in the chat who played the Final Fantasy 7 remake Uh Why if you liked it put n if you didn't like it And I bet you have a a big Split between two also if you want, but why or n and then dash and then a reason Yeah Or just why n you you're a non plus whatever you want to do chat freedom right there That's what we offer any fab complete freedom Because that that is a that is a remake That isn't a light for like remake that is a remake of Final Fantasy 7 Uh and so It's it's I mean, I loved it. I personally loved it. Um, I I love the original and I love this Uh, I love this one. It went extreme. Yeah, it had a They have gone and diverted from the story slightly Um, but I think it was a great um A great use of of taking an established story with established characters Uh having an incredible I mean essentially completely, um Not redefining the characters, but Fleshing out the characters to an incredible degree that we've never had before Uh that really made you sort of uh empathize with with Everyone's kind of situation Look beautiful played beautiful ton of stuff to do And it was it was a risk You know a huge risk of taking a beloved kind of isometric Almost esk. I know esk MMO RPG time out RPG RPG And just giving it a completely different face And sometimes you you got to do that you got to just shake it up Most of the thing I'll be you know, I'll check out whatever friction I'll do next and I like the best I can hope for is this was a major hiccup like they they made a mistake But the problem is that um One of the things I found out before playing this game that really saddened me was like There's some kind of statement I can't remember if it was from thomas grip or whoever else, but they were like we we understand what we fucked up with soma and i'm like no What did you fuck up with soma? It's like no stop nothing Game is so good This is like so well, I mean we we know we fucked up with soma. So we're gonna make amnesia rebirth It's gonna be kind of shit So if they want to make mediocre horror games for the rest of time, then I guess that's what they want to do Because amnesia rebirth is probably the kindest thing I could say about it. Is that it's mediocre Yeah, I can't believe i'm saying this, but there is a frictional game game that I just like Stay away from it I'm not even saying like all the pro number games. They're pretty neat You can go check them out, especially as a precursor to amnesia the doctor said but rebirths like rebirths annoying Don't check it out And I shouldn't be saying that about something frictional games made We I'm fucked up So anyway, I guess I'll just At exactly seven hours and 17 minutes in I guess I'll start reading the super chats I think that I really liked it by the way just uh, oh dox. I felt like amnesia rebirth I think I think so. There you go. There you go Well, it probably is the game that would appeal to someone like dark side. So you're wrong, right? I'm I'm gonna hop off now for real this though. I'm getting pretty tired. All right. It's been fun. Mr. Moodle Yes, thanks for Flipping me around again. We'll see you for the halloween stream very fab because we'll be doing it on the very day Can you believe it? You just move me tomorrow when we do the thing, I guess in another day after tomorrow Oh, are you right? It is technically tomorrow. Oh, no, wait, we're doing another thing. Fuck my schedule So many things. Yeah, I will I will my good. Yeah, I guess It would like standard time as we always do because I don't know whatever. Yes, sir Yeah, all right. Uh, it's been fun. See you dude. Bye. Bye See you later. Yeah All right, fine. I like by the way, um, I can see in the past super chats Before getting to today's ones I can see from when I was streaming amnesia one of them from a Daft Punk fan is Well, this was a step down like falling off a cliff Yep, that's the experience of rebirth so anyway Uh mohler and nerd rotic make sure you guys watch battlefield earth and release it as an efap movies. We absolutely will Um, we honestly we've had we've had some trouble lately trying to organize efap movies We we we just have so many things to do right. We're still gonna get that resennial five stream done There's no way I'm letting that go. All right. We're definitely doing it resi five. Good shit. I know something cool What's cool? Tell me It's 21.4 degrees celsius in tokyo right now Hey, and I'm watching it live Why are you watching that live? Because gay what? I I've got into these I've gotten to these I'm trying to do Like more mentally positive things Like what I'm keeping an eye on the temperature And I just find these these ones like there's some great channels But they just have like live feeds from different countries of tokyo Yeah, and I'm just I'm just watching this live feed of tokyo and it's like trains going past and oh my god It's driving on the freeway Well, I mean Thank goodness, you know the temperature. I was actually concerned about that. Yeah, it's uh, healthy, uh, hundred and uh Eight degrees fat now Wind speed is 0.83 uh meters per miles per second meters per second Very cool Okay, now Okay now I'll be quick Yeah, uh, we will organize battlefield earth with nodrotic you got it You just want to spy on japanese schoolgirls? No college girls Japanese college girls there you go Gotta be have gotta be of right page I don't know how what schoolgirls is in terms of age. I assume it's girls in school No, I think uh, japan has some um Yeah, japan has some very rules on that sort of stuff which Not comfortable with it all I think they're already they're aging because something ridiculous like tea or something Mubishly would you please say I am mubishly? I am deaf in your best draconic voice What is a draconic voice? Like a dragon draconic Listen, yeah, the japan sorry in japan the age of consent is low at 30 Damn Although some For municipalities such as tokyo prohibit activity until sexual activity until 18 In most circumstances On mainland china minowmaid 14 in hong kong 60 That is all I have to say. I just needed more reasons to hate china. So there you go What does it mean to sound like a dragon? You guys know the answer to this What why does it have to sound like a dragon? Oh, I'll just do it in a draconic voice Maybe uh, maybe uh Do the whole um, what was it? Do the um, shan connery thing from dragon heart What's what's the shan connery thing from dragon heart exactly like just his voice or have you seen have you seen dragon heart? I have but not since I was a young man Me too. We should rewatch that and see if it's any good totally Um, but yeah, I guess maybe his voice or maybe uh, one of the dragons from skyrim I'm thinking like is it like are they looking for deep or like echo? What what does it mean to be dracon? Yeah, what if it could be like a dragon tails dragon? Which is what what's dragon tails? I don't know. I I I can't remember I don't know if it sound like maybe they sound goofy like Sound like Benedict Cumberbatch, what what does what does smoke sound like? He's like, what is it? What's a line from smoke? Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch I have so much go It's funny watching him play the dragon It amuses me Whether you didn't or did like those movies. Who is a pretty bitch and smog The animated smog was better than the live-action smog fight me. Oh my god It's been so long since I've seen the animated smog. I have to check it out again Charles martiney, maybe the guy who voices barrio. Yeah, that's what I'm probably looking forward to. They say draconic Draconic. Oh, you know like mario because he's Italian and they're like dragon people. Yeah With their pizzas Maulers come on chat and some answer the question What am I doing here? What's the voice they're looking for? Give me give me tips Do you feel death? What's ah man, I used to know the lines from davey jones. He was so fucking cool He was so cool in that first movie. He was in do you feel that endless sub bus? I can offer you Paradise I don't even know if those are the words I think they might be close. Literally this paradise I found on the table over there You know what's great about that because parts of Caribbean 3 fucking sucks ass the second one David jones was intimidating as hell and then we already know jack and so having this Like unstoppable force meet this like cartoonish idiot, but that always manages to escape It was great. It's great fucking dynamic between the both of them Oh, man, if you can if someone can trigger the scene where they first meet I could probably Like roll off all the dialogue. It's like shrek. I know it I just need a trick We all know the lines in our hearts. I was doing it when I was playing the last of us too Someone said something in a super chat. I was like, oh my god. Yeah I like read out the whole sequence with gingerbread bag getting tortured by far quad Dude, I watched shrek so many times Shrek's great. It's a good movie Shrek does love shrek is life. It's true It is that had me in stitches when I was a kid when he's like Do you know the muffin man? He lives on drew relay and she's married to the muffin bad and far quad is like She's married to the muffin man. Like it's a clue She's married to the muffin man My lord we found it The the the magic mirror that's his motivation in the whole film is just to have a princess, right? He wants to be a proper king. Yeah, it's be a proper royal Proper king like in the fairy tale. So he has to have a princess He's got to be handsome and you know all that sort of stuff He's got to have a princess and Fiona Bootstrap bell you are a liar and you'll spend an eternity on the ship Oh, and then he's like we'll turn now. You're free to go The next time we make part Because the joke is they never do Mm-hmm. Oh man pirates two was cool and it's like not even with seeing his pirates three doesn't follow up at all Fucking kill the crack and off screen. What the hell is that? I'm gonna be fair. They killed the Kraken boss on screen in solo a star war story true Solo is better than pirates the campaign three. Oh my god Is that a hot day? I don't know that's a hot take Is it is is it a hot take that solo is better than the third Pirates of the Caribbean? I've not I've not seen the third. I just but I've seen solo But here's the thing you might have and you just don't remember it It's a it's a film that often gets a pass by a lot of people They're like, you know, it's Pirates of the Caribbean though, and it's like no seriously I watched it like I want to say two years ago now. It's some ridiculous And I remember being like reignited of my hatred of that film it ruined everything Fucking Davey Jones is a cuck in that film That's not cool. That's all you need He's like he's a badass in the second one and they're just holding his heart hostage So he has to do everything everyone says it's like whoo-hoo I can Boss of the underworld Is that Australian guy? He's Scottish. Well, he's Bill Nye who's English and he's playing Scottish. Oh, Bill Nye here. Okay. Sorry. I thought it's the The Australian guy This squid face guy Huh Bill Nye the squid face guy the squid face guy. Mm-hmm. Don't mind the squid face guy That was that was a good joke rags. I appreciate it. Okay. I think so. I liked it. I thought it was pretty good You get five stars Play on the familiar Yeah I see my familiar Wow, what's the fucking it's on the tip of my brain. It's it's when He looks in the telescope and David Jones like teleports to to jack because he can move through the sea or whatever and he's like He like goes And then like if I could just get the beginning of that conversation I feel like I could read out the whole of it. I used to remember it really well because I just loved it He's such a fucking cool bad guy I was trying to say that this person is is really getting their money's worth out of the super chat This all comes from us trying to figure out what it means to have a dracotic voice Yes Have you even said the lion in a draconic voice? Um What's I am mubishly. I am death. Is that close? I don't know who knows what it means What's better than dragon tails dragons? We're like, uh death No, oh no other mexicans, aren't they? in dragon tails, aren't they? Oh, I think it's Oh, I I am death The idea is that like kind of like john wick too, but not shit where they're like Oh jack sparrow has a debt to pay to debbie jones We weren't aware of it in the first film, but it doesn't really fuck with anything in the second All the first to have that happen. He's like um You've been captain of the black pearl for 13 years. That was our agreement Technically, I've only been captain of the black pearl for two years and then I was viciously mutinated upon Then you are a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. This is fucking great He's like shit not it while he's telling him I owed your soul And then he tries to uh give up will turn his soul in exchange for him because jack sparrow is not the nicest of people All right, when you should have learned by now Yeah, pirate. He says so pirate An amber herd came along Shot his bet Is she getting booed from Aquaman too? Is that happening? No What does the bitch have to do to get fired? I stole that um yellow flash put up a video. I haven't seen it, but he's put up a Another amber herd johnny debt video today. He said that johnny depth's done a whoopsy or something And now now amber herds all over him. Yeah, um, isn't it like he's potentially getting booted from Fantastic Beasts 3 or at least they're filming it in such a way that he can be cut out of it mostly or something like that I've had something a diminished row. Yeah That's lame So they're wait, they're cutting johnny depths roll Well from what it was like a tweet. So I don't know how true it is But it's something like they're filming Fantastic Beasts 3 with the intention of being able to cut Johnny depth's rolled down significantly if need be Who plays a significant, I mean if you care about the story or not, but he plays a pretty significant character And it's already been kind of his role has been written Feel a little hard to reduce it They sucked anyway, so Grindelwald Lover oh his boyfriend his his cumbel door His friend of me Someone someone said well so bad about the third pirates movie Beckett's death scene is amazing Beckett's death scene is amazing. That's like the one good part of the movie Okay, we will do efat movies on the pirate series eventually we'll do it. Wow We're committing we've got like a million things to do. We want to do all the resident Oh, yeah, all the mummies if we say we're gonna do an efat movie that could be like four years The thing is the race it will happen Yeah, yeah, we're just putting it off. We did in third in third the years It's gotta be In years numbering There'll be like six pirates movies to do it too, so Yeah I just remember watching the fifth one and being like what the fuck is going on anymore like this whole series is down the tubes Well, it's gonna be saved now by um Oh Right all women pirates to carbion because that's how to rescue that series because women were famously always pirates and pirates are generally yeah Well, I just like the idea that like this series isn't working. Let's swap it out all for women It's like why do you believe that's gonna be Generally when you hear women and pirates it's about pirates raping them. So yeah, that's true What's the thing with the pirates movies? Maybe that's what they want and I'm I'm all for it The the pirates movies always try to get away with being like these are pirates they kill and they pillage and they They write maybe, you know, who knows what's going on over there on that part of the screen. That's fine Unless it's a porn which they've already done a couple of them and those were probably very successful Davy jones cockat Do you remember the scene where they're throwing swords to each other because they only have two between three people And they have to keep fighting that was neat They have to rewatch it to know if it was actually retarded or not, but still But like like when does that even happen in anything else? The idea of two three people having to do fights and only two swords are between themselves to keep Providing the swords to each other. It's like that's a neat idea It's an interesting dynamic for sure They kind of did that in um In the court jester with danny k I'm not so it was between two guys and one sword. That's not bad two girls one cup two guys one sword Well, I assume The most people in chat all love pirates one pirates two is probably Shifty pirates three shifty as well and then four and five. We just hate it as far as I know I've only seen the first one. I thought it was This one's really fun. Everyone liked it did a good job. Jeffrey rushes bobo. So it was fucking great Yes, so anyway Next super One down The orcs is ear we got orcs in our audience, which is you know, that's fine. That's fine. Not anti orc Not anti orc. They can enjoy the content if they wish to Are they allowed to wow? Oh, it's funny. James. We'll just said I think van Helsing is enjoyable. It's been a long time You got homework e-fap audience You got to watch van Helsing and darkness falls before halloween because we're gonna be talking about them in that stream. Okay e-fap stream isn't at all about those two movies Is it you just said don't forget van Helsing. We're gonna watch it. It's gonna happen We might even just record it. You know, who knows that's actually part of what we're supposed to be doing tomorrow But we're also supposed to be streaming res in your five. So So many things. Also, I didn't listen. I guess we're just gonna have to do those That's true. Yeah Oh, I got it right by guessing randomly sweet That's the best kind of victory Yeah, I'll repeat that by the time we get to the end of the stream, but you guys have homework if you don't do it I'm gonna tell on you Can you believe that a podcast you listen to gives you homework? Oh, I I do. I give my prisoner audience. I want your prisoner audience Yeah, that'd be Wednesday. I do a prisoner podcast with uh, Robert Mayor Burnett Ah At the end of the episode, uh At the end of the podcast we we say which because we're not doing it in the Broadcast order we're doing it in the order. We think it should have been it It was completely out of order Um So what we say at the end we say right the next one is gonna be this and that's your homework Oh, yeah, there you go. You might be used to it already chat Go you have to go watch two movies if you're gonna watch at least one. We'll we'll give you a passing grade, I guess Um Rags we're the uploads on your main channel. I miss the Oh, don't worry. They're coming. I'm just leading off with a really really big project And then there'll be like normal videos for me. But don't don't worry. They they are coming Uh, you must watch cote of honor starring Steven seagal. I recommend shad fringy cj and internet historian I like how they say this like we can just summon all of these people Yeah, let me just uh, give them a ring Um, cote of honor is actually on the suggestions. It may very well happen. Um, as for who's going to be able to watch it with us Who knows availability is complicated Um, so we shall see He'll visit babyface now. We need rbm too on efab I'm guessing there you go. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Robert's the big funny yours He is why yeah I'm sure he'd be honored to be on efab. Yeah What's does he like responding to bad videos on youtube? Yeah, well, yeah, he likes talking about all of it. Yeah, he's such a such a A movie buff. You know, that's his life sweet um Hmm arry 102 handguns or 102 handgun suppressors with subsonic ammo are remarkably quiet to where you don't need ear pro The only sound is the slide rifles a different deal completely though save for 300 blk Yeah, that makes sense t-rex Does make sense to me. I guess I I don't know what this is in relationship to we would have talked at some point about Guns not making the sounds they should do even with silence. I think it was the boy's stream Oh, yeah, the whole yeah when guns are suppressed in movies They're like totally quiet and very they make that that um that movie noise, you know sort of sound It's not that's yeah, it's not no suppressors are so loud Yeah, this is a very distinct different sound, but it sounds more like Like like like versus And then like an echo at least that's what I've found. I I wouldn't know as well as rags would It's like a hammer coming down versus a hammer coming down with loads of echo That makes total sense and anybody who disagrees is wrong Oh, you got me objectively Dun dun dun Um Lito is back as joker in snider cut give him a chance since suicide squad was mostly reshot like justice league And the damage tattoo is because batman knocked his teeth out and it's why he wears metal teeth I The fucking quote about that went around everybody. He was like don't you understand the damage tattoo Is like the joker telling himself what batman did to him. It's like a message You're like, so why would he put it on his head where he can't see it? There's no context that you can generate that justifies the retarded tattoo. I'm sorry It just isn't it was so embarrassing I remember when the like the photos for that came out before the film didn't and everyone was like why Why have you done this? Yeah Like it's like having the like the word crazy Well, that's the best I'm a naughty nut person. Thank you joe keffy I think it's not easy man. What's wrong as have you seen this? Look at the the title of that just read it out for the chat I I read the scene already. Oh, did we read the title out? I read the title out. Oh my bad. Okay. I thought you had but I'll read again though. Um, this is wired's review of amnesia. It's called amnesia rebirth has evolved beyond jump scares I was gonna follow up with what the fuck does that mean? Which is wrong. Yeah By evolved beyond jumpscares you mean they use them excessively like what what's the That's the confusing Or any frictionals other games Or games It's a bit of a confusion go out there Uh I wonder have these games journalists like played games Oh, well, I mean as I do you see the tweet from uh, I think it's a Gundam Where he's pointing out how dean takahashi is like annoyed that he's not getting the newest console from sony But he is getting it from microsoft all vice versa. Sorry. I think And he's just like the dude who was defeated by the cuphead tutorial everyone Yeah Yeah, the guy the guy's uh, the guy can't even get past the cuphead tutorial and sony sent him a brand spanking new playstation 5 I don't guess games journalism in current day and then uh the blind guy who did um, who did a lot of um Testing with the last of his part two because last was part two one of the things that he did introduce was a lot of uh aids for people with him, you know impairments to um Oh, I think we're going somewhere different with that statement. No, no, no, I wasn't gonna. No, no, no People with aids hearing aids, but it's this game aids friendly So he got a playstation 5 as well Uh, and he's gonna he said he's gonna be dealing with it from the you know from this perspective as somebody who's blind um, don't go there And uh dsp had a go he was like taking the piss He was like, uh, I got a box a box of rocks that sony have sent me Uh, which is I can make his review of it right now And it's just like mocking everyone who's got a brand new playstation 5 And apparently I think If the uh dsp laws true Think think the blind guy's like a major contributor to dsp or something on his channel Could have to be blind to give money to dsp Can I just say this someone in chat said he couldn't even be the opening like area of duty turtle Oh, yeah, he was back wasn't he was back with another massive failure. Yeah, I just I just like they do duty turtle But jeez Even stevie wonder can see why that's offensive. Yep. Why not? Hey People there's a rumor steve wonder ain't fucking blind. Oh, you know, it was all lies Not what he's still alive It is It is lying. I'm bad with that some celebrities lie some people like they died. I'm like, yeah, I know It's like, what do you mean? They died just now and I'm like Oh We had this with wilfred brimley and uh that ended badly because he died right after we pointed out that he hadn't died yet We no longer predicts the deaths of people I'd have to imagine it was something to his kidneys. I think I can't remember what I read. Um Sad face we would have had him on efat we would have talked about the thing it would have been great Everyone should go watch the thing. It's like one of the greatest horror movies of all time. Yes Why aren't you guys covering the ray is not a mary sue the official guide by the gold man It's really popular and the video is pretty convincing pretty convincing How many times have we heard someone describe a tlg related video as pretty convincing ray fairly often The the whenever one was like, why aren't you covering the major leave video back in like efap 10? It was like why it's like it's a video that essentially argues that tlg is actually pretty good like you should probably You know give it a shot and then we did and was like, wow, this is really embarrassing. It was crap Um, so let's have a look ray is not a mary sue Let's have a look at uh like what whatever i'm saying, but how's it doing? 11k views Yeah, two hours long. How did it okay? Like i'm a longman, but why did it take two hours and 26 minutes to say She's not a mary sue when you have control of a categorization And what I mean by that is you can say To be a mary sue means you have to categorize into these things and then you can be like she does or does not moving on Um, though then again, i'm sure the video it's very extensive. Um, I think we talked about this before Oh, go ahead. Oh, sorry senator. It's a simple answer If you have to make a two hour video about why somebody's not a mary sue. They're a mary sue Well, um, we'll actually the video as far as i'm concerned and i'm almost certain we've talked about this before Um, I don't actually care whether or not she's a mary sue. I care whether or not she's a shitty character And uh, when you qualify as a mary sue, you're almost certainly a shitty character, but um If you were to like say oh, you have to be this this this this this this this this and she's not the final one Therefore not a mary sue. I'd be like wow Seems like she's still got quite a few fucking issues though, doesn't it? And um, the idea that a two and a half hour video is gonna convince rags and I that raise not a shitty character Like yeah, you might be able to look with that How many e-faps have we had about this shit? Remember the narrow video? That was the the wolf sort of goodbye video We covered a video that said yeah, that was the oh no, this is the good one This is the one convinces people at tlj's and then we watched it and it was crap just like the rest of them It was like the exact same crap as the rest of them I remember chappie and like no narrow makes good videos. This one's this one's okay This one's yeah, and we went through it's like yep This is all of the arguments we've heard like over the past two years. Good job. Like this is all shit And uh, yeah, so don't be surprised If we don't necessarily want to cover another video talking about whether or not rey is shit Um, we'll consider it in future. I suppose no guarantees Um rags max bang 3 on it. I've been looking for attention too So, I don't know. I think if you put two hours of you know, make a two hour video That's more than just wanting attention I assume I think he I it does seem to be fully edited as well. I scrolled through it. So like I I don't know what to say. Like I said like She's really shit if she doesn't fit the criteria of what you have defined as mary sue doesn't really bother me It's just not what I'm concerned about. It's not like that movie lives and dies on her being a mary sue No, not at all. No, I would I would just be suspect from anybody who's from the uh, I hate jeremy group Oh Yeah, and uh, yeah Partnered with the guy who made like 120 videos on jeremy. I don't know. I'm probably over exaggerating my town He must hate men obviously Well, you see jeremy's a menace to the star wars society. Okay, it really is Thor Wars Society We all the stars We don't appreciate somebody really likes them. I don't know. We don't prove your star wars opinions around You stop that with your your mary sues and your Rags max pain three on its on its in his On its in his pretty damn good game Okay, I agree, but on but as a sequel Two two of the best Game ever made it's awful play mp2. You'll understand No The max pain three is really good Like I guess he's saying as a sequel. Yeah, I'm assuming this game is good. It's so it's the meme It's it's a good game, but it's not a max a good max pain game I mean, so I loved max pain three playing through it. It was great. I love the story I love the action love the shooting mechanics were great and solid and tight um I I don't care about it enough to delve into why it isn't a proper max pain game Or it's not as good as the games that came before it Like I I highly doubt that a game could be so good that it makes max pain three crap Well Interestingly, right? I've encountered plenty of people who say yeah resneal four is good, but it's not a good resneal game Oh, yeah, I don't let some of those people well to me I'm just like it reminds me of a different conversation we've had before where um So resneal four is not a good resneal game because it doesn't match the previous style of the Resonials have sort of established themselves But then you have enough games in a row that have copied or built upon the style of resneal four You know like so now what does it mean to be a resneal game? And as soon as it becomes that does resneal four now become a good resneal game at which case like why are we even talking about this? It seems weird. You should probably just talk about how good of a game it is That's my heartache That's not too hot. No, I don't think so It's what they call lukewarm Just to give you warning. I'll I'll probably be heading off in about 15 minutes or so that is all right. I need to getting heavy. I understand sleep is a thing. I don't blame you I've experienced it. I believe yeah I can't I can't wait 48 hours played too much on uh on it being with another brick Um Fuck mary kill kate cane tassie triannon and abby anderson. Just kill them. Who's abby anderson? Oh, is she the last of this one? Oh, is she I fuck I didn't even realize what her second name was Yeah, I need to kill her. Um, I want to kill tassie um, and I guess mary well, she's got all that money And she's got that that per step power. You could just kill her And then one of the second season of the marriage rolls around she'll disappear and you'll get it all anyway All right. Yeah, there's the answer There you go. Yeah, I mean tassie's pregnant. So, you know, she's down to fuck She's she's but the thing is she might eat you or whatever No, this is no that's the amnesia rebirth person. Oh, okay She's got a propensity to become a ghoul and then eat and kill people. So I just be concerned Rags look out. Okay. Just be careful. Oh, I'll look out. It's a slow process So I'll I'll be able to know beforehand and all right, you know, bring a gun Just a prediction, but I bet the real purpose of this video is to defend the st By saying the ot has the same issues too. Yeah, that was the main theme. I think you know what? I think you're correct. It's the thing we've seen before and it's the thing that we have observed Well, as we that's why you know showed you the tweets before you'd release the video He was like, you think you can't do this to the ot as well You think you can't because it started it all. Well, I'm gonna prove that that's not the case. It's like, who are you talking to? Yeah, they're like actually who I have no idea who it says these It's annoying those people. There's people out there who are like the ot is perfect said nobody And our empaths pretty pretty pretty neat movie Um, I just watched empire strikes back the other night and Han call layer your highnessness Watching that movie over 30 years. I never caught that go and go forward. Oh, there you go That's the thing with great stuff. You can always find new things to appreciate Yeah, well, yeah, he was he was totally yeah, the flotation twin was great. Yeah It's as if they were gonna get together It was leading towards something. Yeah, it's crazy Uh, fuck Mary kill Nina Hartley Riley reed and sin sage I don't know who any of these people are not no idea. Okay. Um Since uh Ooh, I don't want to kill any of them. Um, because I don't know who the third one is so Yeah, kill her Okay, Nina Hartley. Can I choose her young? Like a little younger. I think so. I think you're allowed Yeah, whenever one says I want to fuck Audrey Hepburn. They're not like I want to fuck old frail Griply Bones in a coffee Oh What what are the what's the third name again? So there's sin sage Nina Hartley Riley reed Oh I would I would uh Oh, these porn stars. Sorry. I'd have to kill my sage and uh I god, I wouldn't want to marry any of them. But uh, yeah, so I'd fuck uh, Nina Hartley young and I guess marry Riley reed And uh, look forward to a quick divorce Well, there you go. I defer to Ned Rotec. I trust his judgment. Those are all porn stars Oh, see I had no idea who they are. You degenerate I only know That's the only one that sounds vaguely familiar out of the three names. Yeah, you know Hartley's in boogie mate. Um She's like uh Rags doesn't know who Riley reed is like no, I have no idea who Riley reed is. Uh, let me look it up Riley reed And what was the first one who was the first in a heart Riley. She's in boogie night. Okay, the second one Then what's the second one Riley reed? No, okay Sin saved sin say J sorry sin sage a g a g sin sage Oh Model porn star something. Yeah, I have no idea who Riley reed is I as soon as I sure you don't sure you don't like no, I really have no idea. I could not name a porn star I mean, I guess, uh, Ron Jeremy, right? That's the only porn star I know only in curly in jail for uh The creeping oh, he's in jail. Damn what he that that creepy old sex guy is a rapist What am I? Oh my goodness. What a surprise. That's weird because I look at I look at a Ron Jeremy I'm like wow people would fucking voluntarily. Oh my goodness I'm standing What's the one she's called? What's she called? She's called Paris somebody Paris No, um She's a porn I want Paris bead. No Okay, Paris france The chat's gonna be dirty as fuck. There's a Paris, Arkansas. What's the what's the the Paris porno in california Paris what's she One night in Paris Paris Mars They're calling me the perfect rifle my tower There's to be on this in a sec There'll be a twin baguettes and the man who loves them fromage Fromage Paris The grace that you brought to the silver screen Wow chat, you're supposed to answer all the questions. You're supposed to know all of our porn related questions This is no not Paris I don't know Umbo Gotta be a porn pedia where you can The probably is It's not called the wiki. It's called the wanky. Victoria paris Wacky wacky pedia wacky Winky pedia Not porno Paris Kennedy I don't think they're on the list. I'm sorry So it has some probably has the porn collection that rivals the library of congress No, because all the porn is easily accessible at whim from the internet. So I don't have to store it Exactly who stores porn these days wax probably doesn't even know mia califa. Oh, I I don't know who mia califa I know the name. I don't know who that is though. Is that like whiz califa's wife? I know isn't he like a rapper man? Maybe It was poor name is just califa just califa I was telling me to look up piper. Oh, that's the meme Ha ha ha ha Piper perry's the um The lady sat on the sofa with the people behind him. Oh, I got you Oh, I never knew who was the um, I never knew who was the but the originator of that meme Oh This is such a bizarre conversation to have luigi's mansion in the background of Let's look at this trolling. I'm not trolling. I'm making funny jokes because that's what I do to cope with you people But I'm not lying or anything like that I I really don't watch I Well, I watch human porn, right? Of course, you know the dog on everything you enjoy human intercourse I enjoy human intercourse. Yeah, but uh, I'm picking the like I don't take like I don't remember the names of the people involved In fact, I'd rather not I don't want to humanize them. Mm-hmm. I just want them to you know Do their thing and Mia Khalifa Oh, is she Italian Mia Khalifa Oh, I'm a me. Well, if she got pregnant, she'd be mama Mia Khalifa Nailed it. Yeah, um, oh all bangers today. I'm speaking of porn stars be made all bangers. No mash All bangers no mash. He's like, what the fuck does that mean? I don't know Do wait, so was the question answered did somebody do we do it? Yeah, if you get your money's worth Yeah, we just that was probably it right we did it. Oh, I love a bit of Mia Khalifa There you go. You can fucking kill all of the choices of Mia Khalifa I well, I mean, uh, I don't think Mary she looks like a fucking train wreck in real life, but um Yeah, a night There you go a night. Why is she fucking a lot of dudes? Yeah, probably Oh Watched bong june ho's memories of murder at amc then watched moneyball time for trial of chicago seven Good week of watching good movies Good stuff Glad you keep us updated about those sorts of things Watching good movies is good shit Uh Well, oh rags any plans for the future lothering series minis slash reviews Me uh probably not. I mean if we hear that it's really bad. Maybe we'll efap series them I'm not sure, but I don't want to promise anything But if we get nothing but reports on how terrible and disgusting it is we might watch it to mock it Yeah I mean you can garen fucking tea. We'll be watching the new batwoman series Absolutely the problem is that I adore the lord of the rings a lot So I don't want to make that trade-off of yeah, we'd have material but At the cost of the lord of the rings. So what cost? What's the question, man? Oh I can only promise the first episode of season two about one that I don't I can't promise anything more. Oh you lie. You'll watch all of it You'll watch all of it and you'll love it and then you'll be like though seriously, this is shit Well, the good news is I think The rony every series this season is only getting a 13 episode pickup. Oh Yeah, because of the koof I don't want them to have a hundred episodes. Probably because they're probably not making money What that too This weird how they spam episodes makes them so much worse, which is good My god, look at look at look at chad muck muck lifts things in this and this ghost is spooking up a place Oh Beat you up. I think people just put in porn star names and Well, we're getting demonetized They want our opinion they want us to review all of the porn stars It's only fair. Like I don't know like like what's what do they like dixie normas and stuff like that Oh What have got right porn star day, remember What's your name? Norma Dixie normas Dark mech for the man I've heard of all such a shut up um Tom wanks Oh Cocky bell boa Cocky bell boa I get it. Oh my god. What? Somebody said Mia Khalifa. I shouldn't read this too sharp Mia Khalifa was the most notorious porn star Even though she was only active as a porn star for six months Her family and isis wanted to kill her What I wonder she looked a bit stressed in off those pictures. Yeah And we and we thought criticizing the sequel trilogy was bad You guys know, no, disney actually has a porn star over the round. Um, uh, it's cherry poppins Cherry poppins Oh, I know now you shouldn't say sweet girl Mia Khalifa is now known according to wikipedia as a media personality Not a porn star anymore. My bad. Sorry webcam model and former pornographic actress born in beirut. She moved to maryland in 2001 to be media Media personality If up on my birthday how nice let the tizm begin. Oh, we we've had so many different tizms tonight I'll get you on the show Uh, hi wags Hi I was brought up about star wars when my mom sat me down and made me watch empire I fell in love with it And we happened to have a new hope and return of the Jedi too. You can watch any in the original in any order Unlike the sequels I mean, I suppose you can watch good films in any order Yeah, the sequels however, yeah, not being what we would call uh bad films I just like the idea that you're like, you know the sequels they don't work and they really don't work when they're out of order You're like, yeah, that yeah I feel like there's just no hope for him I agree Very true Uh red pill. I don't love the shining I think some of the plot elements are underdeveloped like jack wishing his wife were dead We'll have no payoff like danny having the shine Hmm Shine like a name for a horrible std. What's the the power right the shinnon as as willy calls it Um, I'd have to re-watch the movie to to comment. Oh, well, I haven't seen it in ages. That's my problem I always Yeah, I've always uh, it's good. I just never seen it It makes you a bad person Categorically according to the government Yeah, well, I've seen Extra terrestrial Oh, that film is fantastic. Everyone should go watch extra terrestrial. That is a good man. Very good film I saw it at the cinema. Oh my god, you did I did No, they didn't they wouldn't allow that on theaters Yes, uh, I watched extra terrestrial. What did you think as give us your review? Uh, I cried when he died And then uh, wait, what does it say he? Well, it's whatever. We don't know the gender. I suppose Wait, what no, what are we talking about here? Cause there's what are we talking about? Yeah He said extra terrestrial, so I thought you talked about et No, no Oh, you sweet so much trials you had us worried there You had us no This is a different movie like the 2014 Movie called extra terrestrial starring Michael Ironside No, I've no but hey, what? Don't care Well, we watched it. It's going to be coming out possibly on halloween e-fat movies Uh, dash bullshit is currently given it to look over. We watched it with yms. It was pretty funny You're in for a ride if I managed to to pop it out around about then It's a movie It's a slasher movie, but the badman is an alien Oh my god. Oh my god, indeed Will you survive watching it? Who knows? You rodee tea I love the idea that you thought we were talking about that because extra Who calls that film casually extra terrestrial? You're being silly. All right. Well, we were sort of yes. We were being silly in a different way Oh my god There's a fire ghost trying to kill me rags help uh here. Let me draw water bucket man Oh man, I'm already looking forward to the next time we play both of those games. Yes, you're so good I we didn't tell the um, we didn't tell these two but there there was a third game in that party pack That was so shit. We didn't even like give it a chance Basically these two were gold It was introducing itself like it was like here are the rules of the game and by the time it finished We were like, yeah, so we're not playing this one So here's the thing you spent a lot of money to have us not Yeah, it felt bad because like they'd have full-on animations for all of it Was they'd explained the the point of the game? We were like, oof. No, thank you Uh, but the other two Fantabulous and by the way when I buy a party pack I just want one of the games to be good because I know that it's hard to make great games on a Such a limited sort of basis, but man, they had two bangers and we haven't even played one of them yet still on that pack Oh Oh my god It's on a piano Oh, that's uh, there's a youtube channel when who says today's video is a So when you see the thing It's the thing. Hello everyone midichlorians are basically space atoms. Goodbye everyone All right Space atoms what space space atoms say what? What? Ah, you're a space atom Hey molla, you should check out a video called halo ruined first person shooters. Thought it might be e-fap. Really Yeah, that's wrong. I'm sure someone has sent this in before my response was like The only argument I expect them to make that's reasonable Is the same one people make for reasonable for and for half-life and for doom and for a couple others where they say like This game made it so loads of other people tried to make the same thing and it Thank fucking god they did Oh Well, this is the thing it's like you can't that's a good problem to have for a game Okay, that people are so desperate to copy you because of how good you were Yeah, halo was god. I remember playing halo On the x and just thinking this is insanely good Oh A lot of fond memories of halo a lot It was uh normal It's in that title That split screen court play was so good This old lady's beating me up rags do something ruin her Uh, is she my grandma? I can't kill her until I have it confirmed that she has kids who have kids Oh I think she does she's in a house filled with people some of them young It could be a nursing home. That's the reason Uh, I live in minnesota and it snowed 10 inches this week santa trump stole my halloween Do you guys know about that movie bob said that trump stole his halloween? Yeah poor guy To have you to have that stolen by trump. Oh Yeah, I didn't think he had the power but uh, I'd be incredibly bitter too if I thought something like that Yeah, I responded told him he had to be a grown man for uh this year Yeah He had to he had to dress up as a grown man. Is that a grown ass man? Yeah Ah, I see You might be tough. Yeah, maybe I don't know if you can pull it off, but I guess we'll find out Oh my god, right. She's firing knitting needles at me. Stop her. Oh, that one's painful. Yeah, thematically Yeah, I'd say Speaking of the empire strikes back I might go watch it at amc Go for it. Yeah, I absolutely go for it. It's good. It holds up really well It's not a regretful thing to watch. I can say that much Uh e-fap coverage idea Cinema sins videos on lord the rings three of them are only 10 minutes long and return of the king was deleted But re-uploaded let's say he says things about boromir and faramir. Oh, oh, he better not say anything about my boys Oh dangerous territory that one Boromir, Faramir fucking heroes. I've never thought to check out cinema sins on lord the rings. They're probably so cringe They're probably like Oh my god It can't be worse than cinema venom. What is his name cinematic venom. That's the one, yeah That is a no we say that a lot. It can't be worse than x Well, that one is currently sitting as like possibly worst video He argued that kimly wanted frodo and sam dead rags. Come on. That's ins- that is insane That's some next level shit Uh frick mary kill princess jasmine princess keyda and princess bell This princess keyda So keyda's from avalanche Ah Uh, i'm i'm fucking jasmine. We're fucking jasmine And that that's just obvious. Um I'm gonna marry keyda because that makes me royalty and bell can die Rip bell So sorry bell, but you don't bring that much to the table jasmine also royalty Insanely oh wait, wait, wait. Yeah, so hmm. All right, let's Okay, so What we're gonna do is we're gonna do some flipping We're going to So the thing with bell is that she marries into royalty, which isn't that impressive Um She's fine though. Uh, she's I'm sure she's she's very smart Um So I think I might swap keyda and jasmine jasmine is definitely the most fuckable Um, however her kingdom is Like above ground for starters Uh, so let's marry jasmine. I'll fuck keyda and kill bell It's not to jasmine's 14. That's fucking bullshit. Have you seen her cans? Well, I mean, yeah, this is all under the assumption that you transmit cartoon characters into the real world and they actually are of correct ages for The purpose of the question Hi rags, I just hi from my seven up mojito It burst you sound quiet. Yeah, we're way far away from like we're doing Seven up mojito That sounds horrendous Well, I I I thought it sounded interesting So I bought one and then I had to suck some of it because it was going everywhere and then I was like, hmm It's just minty seven up. That's not very enough. So it was so bad. You'd rather clean up the mess than drink it Wow, that's that's pretty that sounds pretty bad. That is the opposite of an endorsement everyone Yeah Don't get seven up mojito Not good. I'm mohler. Hello. Hi rags. You handsome doggo. Oh, thank you and hello Molo and co. I enjoy all your content. Keep it up. Have any of you guys played squadrons yet opinions? No, I have not I'm not playing it Haven't played it yet. No Ever since fucking dick ward mitch was just like Just since we're talking about this character They go by the pronoun say them so fuck off again What is this in? Oh, that's like the ad for squadrons, isn't it? Well, I know he's the guy that the guy that wrote it put out on twitter was just like Since we're on talking on the day of release by the way, didn't say it before release No, no, no, no on the day of release when people are actually bought it was just like This character by the way, can we pronounce their pronouns a day then? Fuck off I'm gonna make sure you get it right that character might get upset Now he can get upset. I'll call it. What a fucking one right now. It's bitch. Oh my god. Oh, shit Uh, also esp is best star wars. Sorry naysayers. Well, well, well that's a toxic perspective and power strikes back Yeah, what did you think? I thought you said esp for a second and I was like, wait, what empire strikes penis It is the best though. I thought that was I I figured that's almost unanimous most people seem to agree with that but you know, there are always some some people out there Who are like, nah, it's equal trilogy, man Equal trilogy is where it's at Hey, look some people really like that that lost of the jedi is all right I'm a keyboard I'm helping trump from russia by donating to efap. Well, we we are actually here to uh Support trump through star wars analysis. That is true. That's right. We're here to install the rise of fascism in Some systems through talking about star wars. That's right. That's trump's evil plan Well, a lot of people don't catch the in-between sentences when i'm criticizing star wars I'll just go like vote trump. Anyway, so yeah, yeah, it's really weird Like wait, very subtle Aftershave or cologne also high rags Hello I don't really use either. Yeah, I haven't found much of a need to use them. Yeah, don't really I'm too fast for a theodran Where are you gary? I have a pleasant natural aroma. Oh Um I I don't use antiperspirant or deodorant. I don't uh, I I don't know if I have a condition. It's a good one I don't have body Hey, you're happy with whatever the condition is. Yeah. Yeah, I do high rags Hello Marry fuck kill little sister big sister twin brother. What the fuck? What What twin brother Is this a bio shock thing seems like a bio shock thing up until they said twin brother Little sister big sister twin brother Like the the the the latuce twins latuce I Don't know if that's what they're referring to. That seems weird We test probably um I don't know. I well, I ain't fucking the little sister. No I don't really want to marry her either. I guess you go. Do we kid this question's not fair Yeah, I guess Um, I can't marry her either. So I guess the kid's dying. Good job I guess I don't know. Would it be worth it to take care of them to save her life? Even though it's you know, it's it's a moral quandary that we find ourselves in. We'll just marry it, right? Yeah, I suppose so look after it. She'll be right and when people like you can't marry them that young But I was given a horrible choice by a crazy wizard Yeah, do you want me to fuck her to save her life? Like what do you want me to do here? The wizard made us and also we know from bio shock one that if you get the good ending, uh, they'll take care of you Exactly. They don't they don't want to kill you. They just want to stab atlas over and over again Oh spoilers for uh, you know 10 years ago or whatever. Yeah, I think you're okay Um Mola, I'm dressing you up for halloween. I hope I do you justice also. Hey rags Hello, also they said dressing up as you not dressing me up. That's a different thing I was gonna add questions to that but all right You don't look party Uh poll joseph watson's tweet on halloween was absolutely correct adults need to stop participating in children's activities That being halloween apparently that is childish to engage in All right Yeah, I mean poll joseph watson says a lot of stupid shit, so it doesn't really surprise me It's just like right halloween. He he he phrased the tweet is like seriously like it's for children stop And I just I'd be curious like Is watching horror movies Like for halloween is a fun little thing you do with your family. Is that going too far? I wonder Our adults just not supposed to have fun new In watson world I guess No fun allowed That's the that's the tweet where I quoted said eat a spooky dick. That's I'm proud of that Clever spooky dicks is scary I won't stick around I'm at least 50 e-fabs behind but I got called a sleep sheep and a filthy casual for critiquing destiny 1 and 2 your thoughts Uh, I know when I played destiny 2 I didn't like it. So I remember thinking I hear everything's videos on them were pretty good So I've not played them but I am I am of the camp that they weren't very good from what I'd seen Uh destiny 2 released terribly, uh, but it's really good now But it yeah, it was it was horrendous. It was a you know, it's fucked up by activision uh, and then when the um The rights went back to bungee and activision's no longer involved bungee of working a fucking ass off Maybe it's a really really good game We're still mopping up the thing by the way Because you're very quiet Far away. I'm sticking things in places to try and get it out. Oh my god. Okay Too much information not working as a keyboard should Get my ass Look, I gotta put things in certain places Please It's really awkward right now Well, thankfully I do have Um a spare keyboard a brand new On such keyboard in case this one Is attacked by seven up mid to all over it. Yeah. Yeah There's a contingency we all need to prepare for Yes Be prepared as the voice scouts say Be prepared That's also a song in hoodwinked. Hey chat Any of you know that shit? The I know hoodwinked the goat that sings the the be prepared song and it's funny because you just made me think about like Oh, yeah, that's ska's song too. Damn. Are you really trying to take that crown? It's okay. That's also the Boy Scout motto is be prepared Oh It's our paratus press x to baby so true Uh Wright's nerd rotic on parchment postmarked crampus Oh no crampus. That's a bad thing, right? Yeah Hello from brazil a nice job on that fallout 76 video mohler. I have some money for it No, well, yeah, I think I worked really hard on that four 76 is a badman, uh Rags you probably agree with that, right? I'm fucking getting flashbacks already Uh, also I'm watching all e-faps and I just finished e-fap gaming too. Oh that puts you like two years ago then Getting there nice Yeah, we might catch up to us A whole bunch of e-fap. We even had an e-fap gaming cameo in this podcast. How about that? Uh, Blymana episode 8 what an episode man 10 out of 10. Is that a black and white one? Yeah, and and you know what that was my favorite. That was really cool. It is a Story that acts as the support for a larger story. It's really cool great Um Want to see some good rat then watch vinland saga you massives high ragged and high more lure. Hello You know vinland saga has been recommended before I remember that one that name Who knows what will happen in the future? Uh Kanye on Joe Rogan said prequels are better than disney sequels really? Well, there you go My hand is enlightened. Yeah, I like of all the things I could talk about Hey, you know the sequel this is shit uh Blymana is a masterpiece and amnesia is bad. I'm lost in the woods with these opinions Yeah, I don't believe you. I mean amnesia rebirth is bad and Blymana is a masterpiece. I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry No, this one has a little cake. Thank you very much Whoa, yummy looks like e-faps back on that menu boys. That's true We didn't go anywhere though. We were here last week Uh, I rags in long man. Hello. Hello thoughts on clone wars o3 I'm guessing a series the third episode or season three. I don't know like what I've seen but that was a long time ago So who knows if it's actually good. Yeah Seems to be uh, you know well respected I would say it's both well respected and well hated odd. It seems that depends really who you ask Uh When I showed a friend the pt we saw it between episodes two and three and I thought it helped connect them somewhat It was cool I would hope there was fun to be had Mola rags and remaining guests in your best black accent. Please say I don't want to be 20 cent um I don't want to I don't I don't want to be 20 cent What is that a reference to like I know 50 simple like it's what about that Yeah, he saw the taxes in new york and he's I don't want to be 20 cent only 50 cent So he endorsed uh I don't want to be 20 cent Oh Chelsea manning Told him she had to remind him that he was black or something. Damn a white girl. Yeah, that's always good I'm pretty sure that's against the rules Real black people want to lose money exactly Uh, the wombat mobile is great your critiques a pool I'm excited to see it in action. Okay. Can't wait Instead of like the engine at the back is just gonna have like a tampon string Wow, you must hate women so much. I do That's why you started the channel admit it Yeah, I do I confess it all There you go exclusive on eFab everyone You've heard rumors it's confirmed Hashtag cancel uh as because banning you from twitter was just step one Oh my god That was just to get you to loosen up. We shall destroy you Oh my god, my twill that was is Up to nothing. Oh, that was very short-lived wasn't it? I was like, oh, I'll get back on twitter. I just got to go on eFab and Okay, I forgot how to activate these ghosts Ah there we go Um money for the good boy lengthy chat for the long man and something for the other guys I guess whatever high wags rags Rauge rags rags rAggles and reg Oh, hello This one just says wombo noises. I don't know where they've gone that from Crazy Oh Oh, we do. We do hide. We do hide. We do hide. It's a nice little Shiba Inu sticker, I think they called, yeah. Oh, hooray, hey. At least Starlight's actress is a total babe. I mean, take whatever victories you can get, I suppose. Yeah. Starlight. Holy Shiba, Chris is massive. His arms are bigger than Abbey. His Superman punched his zombies across the room. How many steroids does he take? All of them. Yeah. You think there's a limit? There isn't. He just takes them all. So your dick shrinks into a... Into a muscle that he can punch. Yeah. It just turns into another fist. Yeah. What was it? It's called a womb raider. Yo, Mola. I recommend checking out Gura Gora's playthrough of Amnesia Rebirth. She was a big fan of the first and was confused at the end due to its badness. Oh. I wouldn't surprise me if I start hearing more and more about people's takes on Rebirth after liking Amnesia. I know that PewDiePie's been playing through it, right? I don't know if anyone has been watching it. I don't know if he ended up thinking it was kind of shit. I'd be interested to know. I wonder if, like, it's more beneficial to just try and enjoy it when you've got an audience of that size. We were just like, let's just have some fun. Or is he... I can't imagine anyone not being critical of the stupid jump scares. I just don't see how anyone couldn't be, like, annoyed by them. So, yeah. We'll find you. Uh, also watch Primal. Awesome show. Anyone here seem Primal? I have not. Primal was the dinosaur BBC show. Oh, is it that one? No, no, no. It's the Tordacos. Yeah, yeah, that is good. That is really good. I watched the first season of that. That was somebody recommended it on Friday Night Tights. That was really good. I was thinking, God, what the hell is that stupid time-traveled dinosaur show from 2012? Oh, what was it? Oh, they're going to the portals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. I've got it. It got cancelled. Does it star one of the S Club 7 people? Yeah, Hannah. That's the only thing I know about that show. Also, it stars Boff from Johnny English in it. They are the two fun facts I have. I never watched it though. I think I saw like one episode on TV once. Primal's good. You had a moment. Take a look. Was it one season and that was it? One season and now? Yeah, really? So it was on BBC America on me for one season that I remember. Dinosaurs and time-travel, what more can you want? Little better special effects. Probably. Yeah, they were kind of. Dinosaurs are just eating everyone. Yep, as they do. Checking in the portals and eating people. That's what they should be doing. Let's be fair. Yes. Limitless. That's a film with Bradley Cooper. It was okay. I didn't like it hugely, but then I saw the inferior Scarlett Johansson one. What was it called? The stupid movie where they're like, you only use 10% of your braid. What if you use 100 that she becomes like a super human? Sorry? Lucy. Ah, that's the one. Limitless was the better version of that, but I still remember Limitless being kind of to me as well. Ah, bonjour. I don't know what that other thing said. I'm going to Google it. Why don't we have a French person on our podcast rags? Why do you hate French people? Gotta be typing French and shit. This is one of my favorite films, but only for subjective reasons. Oh, that's probably in relation to Limitless. Yeah, I mean, I remember enjoying Limitless. I haven't seen it in ages. I've had a lot of issues with the boys, but here's my EFAP critique. If Starlight gets power from electricity, wouldn't Stormfront supercharge here? Yoda? Yeah, that's a good question. I thought we brought that up. Didn't we bring that up? We did. Yeah. But yeah, agreed. Starlight should... Observation. And it would have been cool, I think, as a big finale payoff that Stormfront is like, lol, I can beat all of you, and then she fires it at Starlight, and this shit back on you. Skadoosh and burns their face off or some shit. But I think they forgot. And, yeah. Remember the Iron Fleet and how that got forgotten? That was a good time. Great. Everyone really liked that. My Saturday just got better. Have a good stream, you massives. Yeah, we're at eight and a half hours. Yeah. Go and steady. Well, I'm going to bed. I thought I was going to bed in about 15 minutes, and that was nearly an hour ago. That's the eFap curse, man. Just let us know when you want to escape into the sleeplands. I'm going to escape into the sleeplands and give people a chance to try off because he's not working in my position. That would be the other one tomorrow. Don't worry, I completely understand. But before you go, do you want to tell everyone why they should be subscribed to you and also maybe move closer to your microphone when you do it? I am literally li-lip against Mike. Something weird is going on. He's giving it Mike head. I think the Mahita has caused some issues with the sound on the keyboard. Oh, no. Curse you, Mountain Dew! If that do anything at all, maybe literally, look, you can... I got it right on it. I think they can hear you, so it's all good. If you want to subscribe to the channel, that's cool. If you don't, don't worry, mate. And just thank you for having us on. It's really cool. And I was so shoved and honoured to be part of the latest eFap meme, Lord of the Rings meme with Jeremy. It was fantastic. And to be part of the little printout cardboard figures. Oh, of course, yeah, yeah. That's all from eFap.me. Yeah, it's just absolutely wonderful. True honour. True honour. It's always nice to be here. It's lovely to be on this channel, so... Well, thank you so much for joining us for eight and a half hours, you legend. Give us some good company. Always nice to hear from you. And yeah, enjoy being back on Twitter, I suppose. Well, I'm going to get a bed now, so fuck it. I like that you wake up on Twitter and you're like, you're a loud back on now. And you're like, how the fuck... They want me to give them their... They want me to give them my phone number. And I'm just like, no. Look, they just want to chat with you. They like you. I'm not going to give you my phone number. You can't come back on to Twitter if you don't. Okay, bye. That's what it'll be. But yeah, sleep well, sir. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Thank you. You take care, everyone. Thank you for watching D-Chat. You've been awesome. See you later, Gary, as well. Bye, bye. Later, guys. Goodbye. And then there were three. And there were three. Jeez, Gary. Eight and a half hours. What are you doing? Nuts. I'm going to hang for like 15 more minutes. I just wanted to hang longer in him. I've heard that before. I'm having fun. It's been a strange one, but I hopefully would assume a fun one for chat arenas over there. I'm probably going to complete Luigi's Mansion before we end this stream. I do that a lot. Luigi's Mansion is just a short game, you know? For pros, for MLG gamers. Yeah, I can't stay, got D&D, but I can't wait to see the Tizm you go through today. Oh, you'll love it. It's great. Yeah, it was a Tizm, for sure. High-quality Tizm. 75% of the Batwoman fan club back together again. Let the mental times begin. Nice end. We'll be checking out the Dormant. Hopefully with Jay Longbone and Az. That's going to be some... That'll be the true reunion. And catch up on our Lady of the Ruby. The Rose, herself. You guys heard of The Invincible? Sci-Fi game being made by X, CDPR, Dev, based on a book by Polish author Stanisław... Stanisław Leon? Lem, I'm not sure. No, I haven't heard of that, no. You might like it. Stream on. Yeah, I've not heard anything about that. Hmm, maybe. Hmm. Wow, it's a murder's... Murder's Row lineup of amazing YouTube talent. Yeah, I mean, we're, you know, very lucky to have everybody tuning up today. Thank you all so much. Thank you. I feel like we all have some good chemistry when discussing how things are going in the old media lens these days. Yep. Um... Batboy Season 2. I mean... Combo them up, why not? Maybe Batwoman would be improved if everything got really violent. Um... I mean, it is really violent, isn't it? I was about to say, like, they already do it. It's weird in Batwoman, like... Yeah. It was like no violence for ages, and then they, like, rip people's faces off. Big poop skin. Yeah, it was weird. It was that we had two kind of brutal ones back to back. It's like a new show director took, you know, it took the helm of things. It's like he was like, wait, we have like a 15 rating? Like, damn, can we just blow up some heads? I don't know. Let's do it. It's a strange thing about American TV. Is something changed? I don't know when it changed, but, uh, exactly. But you still can't show... You can show a little more sex, or a lot more sex than you used to be able to, but, like, the violence has been, you know, as far as you pass that. And I think it was probably because a lot of those, uh, like, bones. You know, like, I don't know if you're... David Boreanis' show, Bones. Yeah, yeah, I watched that. You did it for years and years. Yeah. I did it. But it was like, it would always come on at dinner time. My wife was watching it and I'm like, you know, carving it into a steak and there's like this, you know, melted dead body that they're like peeling the skin off of and stuff like that. Yeah. I don't know the one I remember weirdly, because I've watched like a good five seasons of that show or something, but the one I remember is that there's an opening story line where they're unveiling a big chocolate bar and there's a dead person inside of it. Yes. I remember, it's like that stuck with me. I was just like, what the fuck? Why is there a giant chocolate bar with a skeleton inside it? Like, how did this happen? And she's always got to figure out like where the bones came from. That's why it's called bones. Yeah. Yeah. Very aptly named. And it's, yeah, and the longer, you know, the longer the show went on, the more ridiculous it got. Yeah. As far as four bodies were. I had to keep trying sort of outdoing themselves. Turns out there's a dead body in my pocket. Oh, there he is. What if they found a bone? They found bones inside someone's bones. Like a mini skeleton inside of your skeleton. The biggest mystery ever. Wow. I haven't watched The Boys. I was really confused last episode. It sounds like a weird show. It's always fun watching you guys though. Well, oh yeah, it's a weird one. When we do season breakdowns, hopefully it can be consumed by people who haven't even seen what the show is. There were a couple of sort of responses from people who had not watched The Boys saying like, oh yeah, I could follow along. I was like, oh good. It is weird. We spend 10 hours talking about it entire season, so I hope that, you know, people who have no idea what it is were able to follow along, I guess. California utility PG&E plans to cut electricity to one million residents tomorrow due to fire risk. Just let people remove underbrush. Yeah, we didn't do that. We haven't done it in the last couple of years to save a squirrel. And that's why half the state burned. There's a lot of kindling going on there. Now all the squirrel doesn't have a home, so yeah. It died screaming. It's screaming. It's burning alive. It was just a good job. Got little squirrel kebabs. There's like an actual video of it. Look at what you've done. It's always season two. Cut every scene without Homelander. Almost nothing of value would have been lost. He's a different caliber of character altogether. Cut every scene without Homelander. Nothing of value would be lost. I mean, I didn't really like any of the scenes with or without him, so I don't know. I guess I'm more on the hot take team than that comment even is. Yeah, like, I mean, as briefly as you can, like, what was your main beef with the show? I don't want to say power inconsistencies because I feel like I'm not as much annoyed by that as I am losing all my investment in the sort of the overall idea that a group of people who know that superheroes are fucking with the world because they're so powerful and they're going to stop them. I lost investment in that when Butcher blew up a baby, Starlight killed someone and didn't give a shit, and sort of like a Frenchie shot a security guard. I started to think like, why are you guys any better than the soups at this point? I don't know. And so it's like, do you care if they succeed? I'm like, not really. That would be like my sort of personal issue with it all as sort of like, you know, in terms of a continuity thing, like all the problems. I think that the power inconsistencies are actually like some of the craziest shit I've seen. Like, nobody is able to do what they're supposed to do depending on what the plot wants. Yeah, there's a lot of convenient stuff. Did you like the first season rags? I liked it. I don't think it was that good, but I liked it. We were definitely interested for season two. We were still definitely with the characters for the most part. Yeah, I liked how curious what they were going to do. I was invested in the boys succeeding. Yeah. Yeah, the boys. My biggest beef was just the characters and what you just said. I don't care about anybody. Huey is supposed to be your surrogate. And I don't know if it's the actor. I just don't give a crap about that guy at all. And he's different in the book, obviously. And the book like goes crazier and it's more focused on the superhero stuff and not as much as the drama. I know you got to change that for TV and for the normies out there. But yeah, it's when the boys can't do anything when they're sitting back and watching and then when they do stuff, it's terrible. But they're supposed to actually fight them, you know, and instead of having the soups come in and fight for them or having the female do everything. And yeah, it was just kind of a bummer to see the butcher neutered. And then the biggest difference was, you know, Becky was dead the whole time in the books. So that was kind of done with. And it almost feels like at the end of season two, we're now at the point where the boy starts in the comic. Way out of order, though. But yeah, it's still this season I just didn't care about anybody. I was just, you know, let's watch Homelander do some horrific things and then nothing. Yeah, I mean, I'll probably watch season three as long as I'm watching it with people because I won't be able to stand that shit otherwise. I need to be able to laugh at it. I'll be I am curious where they're going to go, but I feel like we're in for disappointment. Yeah, I just I just hope no more characters are radicalized by memes in that world. You know, I can't stay away. 75% of the Batwoman Fang Club back together. Oh, wait, I read that one. Sorry. Do. Throwing stars are not usually lethal unless they are poisoned. That's why the guy would be fine after getting hit by one. It's realistic. Metatron made a video about the effectiveness of ninja stars. I can believe that we I can't think of what we've covered in today's eFab that has anything to do with ninja stars. Do you guys remember anything? No, I know that in the boy stream, which we're going to get to the super chance of that for, but I complain the MM gets hit by a ninja star and it knocks him out of the fight, but it doesn't do any permanent damage. And so I was like, you can't have both. You have to have one or the other. Either the ninja star did fuck all two of them and he gets back up, which is probably what it should have done. Or it hurt him so much that he's going to need medical attention, you know, but yeah, you know, it doesn't matter what the injury is. The show will just be like, I don't fuck it. They're feeling this now. Okay. It's that time of year. Now I can finally ask you all, have you seen Over the Garden Wall, the miniseries on Cartoon Network? And if so, thoughts? I have got no idea what that is. No. Say that one more time. Over the Garden Wall, miniseries on Cartoon Network. I've heard of it, but I have not seen it. There you go. Fuck. I gotta go see me a crazy psychic person. Empire Strikes Back is bad. I find your lack of faith disturbing whoever you are. Also, high rags. Hey! Cheers, drinker. And Wombo Wombo. Wombo indeed. Not sure why you guys liked Bly Manor. There was some big plot stuff. Why is the Lady of the Lake apparently dormant and why were the children never taken? So she's not dormant. She just comes in very non-often. But that is one of the issues. We've never claimed Bly Manor's perfect. Just that it's very, very tight for the most part. And as for why were the children never taken, because they were never in a way. They knew to stay out of her way. Yep. What do you think about another God of War coming out so soon after the fourth game? Possibly lower quality and poorer writing, worries me. Yeah. Those would be the reasonable fears to have. Gotta hope against fear, I suppose. I guess they're working from an engine that's already established, so it makes sense that it wouldn't take them as long to make it, but I guess we'll see. Hi, any VPN recommendations for sailing the Seven Seas? Probably the ones people always talk about, I guess. Yeah, I don't really have much of a preference of one over the other. I forget which one I use. Is it NordVPN is the super cool kid one? That's what a lot of people do. They use NordVPN. I imagine that one works pretty well. I'm sure there's probably plenty that work just totally fine. You said TLJ doesn't break time and space. Finn and Rose teleport between the fleet and Canto Byte. How close is that planet supposed to be? Well, you say teleport. They use hyperspace. So in Star Wars that essentially acts as a way to be able to get to any way you need to go. I feel like that's fair. We can allow them to get to Canto Byte and back through hyperspace. Glad to message NordRotic away from his channel. They are censoring your super chats, Gary. Is that true? Yeah, I don't know. I hope not. But I've heard that. Yeah, I got a couple emails. I couldn't use the words primate or monkey during a Planet of the Apes discussion without YouTube flagging. What? Wow. You have me talking about monkeys and primates. Effing kidding me. Wow. You know what? There's weird stuff going on. I'm not like one of those YouTube conspiracy theorists. They have to update the platform. Sometimes the algorithm gets screwed up. And then like sometimes your channel can get caught in it. Sometimes it won't. I don't know if it's like after you or anything, but that being said, there was this big thing that we went over at Friday night called a Transparent Tube or Transparency Tube. And I'm on a list. I checked for you guys. You're not on it. So be happy. Sorry. I heard that I was. Someone link pictures of all of us. Oh no. And some of the people we hang out with. Hang on. Because I can actually search you on this. And I was on it. I'm right anti-SJW. So I'm like firmly in the right thing. I've definitely got anti-SJW on mine as well. Yeah. And we've got it said Fringy was right. It said Tim Pool was right. Yes. I said this in the disco, but I was like, so the idea, I think, is you don't listen to anybody who's right-wing. So if someone says to you something you don't like, call them right-wing. From their perspective when they made it. So for example, a channel says TLJ is shit and they don't do anything else for your team. It's like, nah, fuck it, they're right-wing. You're like, okay. Because a lot of these are automatic. I wonder how many people are going to assume now that like EFAP is some kind of the hardcore right-wing podcast because of this weird program. I kind of hope it's not that influential, but it's weird how many people have shared it already. It is. Here it is. It was Transparency Tube and I can search. Let's see. Because I'm closer to the middle than I am to far right. So you're right anti-SJW. What does it mean to be right versus partisan right? Is like partisan right when you're like super right? Like you treat everything as partisan? Yeah, it's a nice way of saying far right. How am I partisan right? What the fuck? You're partisan right? Yeah. How the fuck are you further right than me? Well, that's the funny thing is that not only that, but Mueller is right while I am partisan right. Yep. You never talk about politics on your channel. And you're not there. My live self is more right than my re-uploaded self, you see. Well, after the filter, you know, after you got some time to calm down, I guess. Yep. I mean, it's only funny results, but everyone's like, ah, it's pretty good. It's a pretty good site. It was not. Yeah, we'll just name our channel EFAR. It's an EFAR right. Yeah, I'm sure this guy did it on his free time. It wasn't paid for. It wasn't biased at all. Well, it's just gonna be really helpful for all those people who consider watching my videos, but won't watch anybody from the right and just sees that, I guess. It's just gonna be fun. I feel like it's almost made to make people like claim what their politics are rather than just getting on with shit. It's like, haha. You will be labeled as this unless you correct us. Yeah. They're dying to label everybody. They're never finding out. Moola's just a calm dude, you know? Ray teleports in the most unfindable place in the galaxy. I don't understand time and space at all in TLJ. Again, well, it's just hyperspace. We don't really make sort of high claims about this ever in Star Wars. They don't take the time to explain exactly how hyperspace works, and I honestly think that's to their benefit. At least in the movies, I mean. Moola, how is the Last of Us 2 coming, or have you dropped it? I'm working on the boys Season 2 video first, and then I'll go back to the Last of Us 2 that is in a sort of state that I'm able to pick back up. Funnily enough, I'm actually paused on the boys video while I'm sorting out Hill House and Bly Manor. But those aren't going to be as long in terms of production. They're the EFAP miniseries. I'll probably talk a bit more about that when we close out their stream. Moola, I watched you die to the same enemy the same way a dozen times in a row. Do you know the definition of insanity? I think you might be bad at Sonic games. Listen, as I've said before, I am okay with being bad at Sonic games. That is fine with me. I have come to peace with that. I will be able to move on with my life. And this says Hale Zack Snyder. I mean, some people will agree with that, I'm sure. Hey, Az, get Rakita and Drex on the EFAP. Perhaps one day. Have you guys ever talked about utopia on Amazon? Probably the wokest show ever made with dissecting and discussing. I have no idea what that is. It's... Amazon utopia? Yeah. They were emailing me about that last night. What, do you know anything about it? Let's see, let me check the rotten tomatoes. It looks like it's average tomato meters, 52%. So, I guess... It says utopias cast in mystery at times transcend its overtly cynical and overly violent tendencies. But even those willing to look past the torture may find the whole thing too timely in a bad way. That's Ray Wilson, not so throwing. What the hell was I thinking? Ray Wilson and John Cusack are in it. Yeah, I can see it being the flow. I like Blimanna, but Episode 9 had too much gay. That would be the finale. So without saying anything spoiler related, I have a feeling I know what they're referring to and surely the argument in response to it would be it's to show what was lost as a result of everything that happens. That is the least spoilery way that I could say that. Oh, I've got a key for a... I know where I'm going. Snydercut will be amazing. Alright. I hope it is. Oh yeah, this was the back to back. People need to stop simping from the Snydercut. Why are we still talking about Star Wars? Elite is coming out on October 29th in the US. Yes, really, this is so strange. Huh? Elite is coming out on October 29th? I guess Battle Angel won like DVD or something? Surely that's out by now, isn't it? Yeah, you'd think. Any chance we'll ever get a live action e-fap? Would love to see you chap sitting in a circle with drinks and tearing into a video. Hi, Mola. Hello. And well, I mean, the prospects weren't hugely high before lockdown started happening everywhere. Wales is currently under quite a significant one. So, maybe once this all calms down, Rags and I could figure something out. Who knows? I could see that being some fun. Maybe, maybe not. Either way, e-fap will continue in Avengers Infinity War. Oh, I need ice for this guy. Alright. We want e-fap movies on DCEU movies until Snyder cut. Also, Batman died in Final Crisis comic book by Dockside's Omega Beams. Oh, damn, his Omega Beams? Oh, shit. I don't know what that means. So, Omega Beams got him. I guess so. Well, either way, we actually do want to do that at some point. DCEU fans out there, you're not going to be happy with e-fap's coverage of the DCEU just warning you ahead of time. I already know that I contrary to a lot of positions think that Shazam is shit. I'm usually the first to poo-poo on Wonder Woman when everyone is like, hey, Wonder Woman's pretty cool. And then you got Aquaman, which, I mean, if Wolf's video was anything to go by, Aquaman is a fucking joke. What else we got? Man of Steel? I'd have to re-watch that. Because I don't remember how good or bad it was. Batman vs Superman and Justice League were both hilarious. And I feel like that's it. Is that all of them? Yeah, our coverage of it is probably not going to be that positive, but it will be good to get some context before we check out this night cut, which is possible. Is that coming out next year? Do you know the date on that? I think early part of next year, maybe? March? I could be wrong, though. I wouldn't guarantee that Ragsnike can get through all of the DCEU by then, but, you know, we'll try. We'll see what happens. We will, at the very least, watch... Stupid-ass ghost. We will watch the Justice League before we watch Zack Snyder's Justice League. We will at least do that. Good luck. I remember when I first watched it, I couldn't believe what I was watching. I was like, how could it be this bad? I know why people were upset. It's okay. NerdRotic, Batman won't die in Snyder Cut. I hope not. I know they want it while there's rumors that they might do a series with Affleck. Affleck? Affleck. Come, yum. I had a friend who would always call him Affleck. Hey, someone reminded you. Birds of Prey. Oh, shit. That's another one that I've only heard is bad, so... It's bad. Yeah, I had a friend who was Affleck and they were annoyed when people were like, it's Affleck. No, it's not. It's Affleck. That was weird. They eventually googled it. To their dismay. I'm gonna jump out now. If it's okay, gentlemen. Well, I guess... I suppose you have our permission. You don't mind. When you fabricate ashes, you have our permission to leave. That sounds a bit dreary, doesn't it? Wow. Maybe not going that far, but before you go, why don't you tell people why, how, when, where, and who your channel be? Are those pronouns? Yeah, you gotta be careful these days. Oh, yeah, jeez. Thanks for having me on, guys. It's always an honor. And I had a lot of fun. Thanks to the chat. Yeah, you can find me at NerdRotic and NerdRotic Live. If you like what I do, subscribe. If you don't, it's okay. I'll get over it. I'll move on with my life. But I appreciate you guys. They probably know you pretty well at this point. You've stacked up a lot of eFAP hours, you know? And we always like popping on to see you as well. We would come and see you on Halloween, too. It's just that we are just stacked this month. Streams everywhere. Busy busy. But I really appreciate you staying up for nine hours. It's amazing. Not many people can survive for such long lengths of time. And we got to play video games with you, too. What are the odds of that? Crazy. Yeah, and you got to see how bad I am. Like, utterly bad. So thank you. And that was fun. I would definitely do that again. Yeah, like I said, honestly, you should maybe adopt it for a fun little segment in Friday Night Tide sometime. Like I said, only one person has to own the game and the rest can just jump in. It's fun shit. Thank you. You too. We will catch you later. Yeah, thanks so much. We will catch your answer. Take care, sir. Bye-bye. Bye, everyone. Bye. There he goes. It's just you and me. Once again. Down to us. A similar feeling. A Joker, baby's first taxi driver fight. He's wrong. Yeah, he is wrong. Joker is better than taxi driver. Taxi driver isn't even really all that good. And Joker is definitely better written. Listen, I love Sitch. But he couldn't even figure out what the Trade Federation's motivation was, OK? He couldn't figure out what the greedy Trade Federation wanted. Sitch, don't kill me, OK? I love you. Sitch, we'll have you back on EFAP whenever you want, OK? Don't kill me. You can get very angry, all right? They'll come for us in the darkest times. Him, ER, literature devil. I believe Smiler is a person of shadow as well. That's the full roster. One of them is Satan. So you've got to be careful. Mahler and rags and chat. Yeah. It's like a classic combination. It's a golden triangle. Potential hot take. The worst of Hill House is still better than the best of the boys. Hmm. You'd think we'd agree with that, but I'm not actually sure about that. The worst of the Hill House is Episode 10. The best of the boys from Season 1 is probably something I would consider to be kind of strong. Possibly. Yeah. Even the scene where Homelander talks to his kid in the cabin. That's pretty good. Yeah, I would agree with that. The isolated part is pretty good. I'd say that part is certainly better than the worst of Hill House. It's a complicated one. I think Season 2 of the boys has way more lows. But does it have the single most lowest low? Hmm. I don't know. I think it's consistently way worse, undoubtedly. Because we're comparing Episode 10 of Hill House to the whole season of the boys. Yeah. Because Episode 10 is a cliff-drop and just suddenly boom. Meanwhile, the boys Season 2, pretty consistently shit. Though I would say Special Mention to Episodes 3, 7 and 8? Were those the worst ones? I'd probably say so. The one where they were in the facility was pretty bad. Oh yeah, it was a 6. That was really bad too. What kind of a blare? It was so weird for us because we were just like, oh cool, let's watch a show that we like. Suddenly Tism. We didn't ask for it. We didn't choose it. And there it is. I have faith in Snyder. Never seen one of his films I didn't enjoy. Even BVS Minus, The Last 20 Minutes Yeah, I mean I hope he provides whatever you look for in his work. That would be the main thing he needs to do. Will it be ethical to have children born and raised on the moon knowing low gravity will mess up their body so they probably can't come to Earth or Mars? I imagine we're smart enough to compensate for that. Yeah, I would imagine so. Like humans being born on the moon, that's gonna be one of the first things we'll think of and we'll be like we can compensate for this by giving them blah blah blah blah. Or they have to exercise all the time. Or maybe like wear suits that are weighted or some shit, I don't know. Yeah, maybe, I don't know. Slam, what'd you bring me? We brought you two videos from AT-AT Share. Two video games that we played for a while. And then a discussion on Amnesia Rebirth and a whole bunch of other things and that is what was wrong today. What be wrong? Congratulations on Arnold's new heart valve. I saw a reddit thing about that. I hope he's doing alright. He's a nice man, that Arnie. I wish you would stop starring Terminator poop movies. Stop it. Molo, will you endorse a batwaman ethno-state? If we could all become Batwoman, I feel like we could then generate a monster also cons. I will say that. Being Batwoman is a con. Yeah. So I'll have to think about it, not sure. We can't let all the silly weird characters in the Batno- Batno-state. I'm finally caught up with all the base e-faps. I'll be sharing a meme in honor of catching up and now I'll finally see the Batwoman episodes. Thank y'all for being a comfort spot in everyday life. Oh, hello! Glad to hear that. Glad we could help you out. Oh, it's always good to hear. I think if I'm not mistaken from how they categorize things, the boys is not a plot episode of e-fab, but this one was. When they're hyper-focused on a specific subject, I think they get counted as non-plot episodes. I'd have to speak to the manager and the organizer of episode systems. I hope they're all enjoyable. Whatever they may be categorized as. I feel like I might watch it one day. You never know. Watch all of the Star Trek. Every one of the Star Trek. Yeah, that could be something that we do to fill time sometimes. Even the bad Star Trek. Like Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, I think it's called, right? The animated one? I've heard that's pretty bad. Yeah, it seems like everyone's not enjoying all of the Star Trek right now. Big fan, you guys should do an e-fap movies watching heroes starring Jet Lee. I believe I saw that once and I liked it. Hero? The one where he battles a bunch of people in a row, like good fighters, or is it something else? That might have been it, man, you're talking about. No, it was definitely Jet Lee. I forget the name of that guy. Hero is like an assassin trying to get closer and closer to the emperor. What am I thinking of, chat? It's the one where Jet Lee gets poisoned at the end, but he's like fighting people one by one. He fights like a boxer at one point, he fights all kinds of people. What movie am I thinking of? It's pretty neat that chat is like your subconscious, they will discover the answer for you eventually. Here it comes, any second now. Yep. Working away, checking all the libraries. Major hot take, Wrath of Khan is not very good, I'm sorry, oh my god. Take. No, they've just gone to Donnie Yen, they're nearly there. Legend. Or Fearless? It could have been either of those. Fearless feels more familiar, I think. Was it Fighters? I don't think it was that. Fearless, Fearless? Yeah, I think it was Fearless. I mean it, I knew it. Just wanted to, like what? Just wanted to. Hey, Nordrotic, oh, I read that out to him while he was here. Lucky we did that. What do you guys think about JJ working on Lord of the Rings? Horrifying. Terrified. I'm terrified. I can't believe what he's going to try. How is he going to try to upscale something, you know? Disaster, waiting to happen. This one says Yum Yum. Nice. Did you guys see the Biden campaign? Did a Game of Thrones slash Mulan Wing shot needs to be taught in every film class, every goddamn one. I nearly tweeted about it, but then I was like, oh great. If I tweet about this, everyone's going to be like, wow, you're saying vote for Trump on your non-political Twitter, huh? I just thought it was funny that an eagle... Do you have a picture of it? I'd love to see it. I don't, but it's literally an eagle is flying behind him and it makes the wings behind his back like it does in Mulan. It's cringe-worthy. Oh, boomer. And it's like funny that the responses are like, my president is like, shut up. This looks so lame. I'm pooping with the door closed. Very good, very good. Thoughts on the movie It Follows. You haven't seen that, correct? I have not seen that, no. That is one of the movies I wouldn't mind watching with you. It's, uh, I quite like it. It's one of my favorite horrors. Not necessarily one of the best horrors, but one that I quite like just in terms of premise. I can't say any more than that. But I quite like it, yeah. Neurodic, why do you dislike the new Batman teaser footage? That makes me sad face. Takes your cool sticker away. Did you have any hope for it? Gonna have to save that one for potentially having a Mansa someday. Who knows. Hey guys, what did y'all have for breakfast today? Also thoughts on Alien Isolation? So, uh, for breakfast, I actually ate my breakfast in the morning and I ate my breakfast at late night yesterday before I went to bed, but it's sort of breakfasty. I had, um, eggs and bacon and, uh, milk. It's just simple. I had a Weetabix. You had what? Weetabix. What's that? Chat, what's Weetabix? Is it Weetabix? Yes, it's like a brand. Oh, here it is, Weetabix. Um, I mean, it looks fine. It looks like a little, are they like granola bar things? Kinda. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't had it. It's like weird, uh, Chat, help me out. I've had stuff to drink and I'm very tired. Made up. It's not made up. Weetabix's latest serving suggestion? What does this mean? Um, uh, okay. So, if you're like us, wait, how is that strange? Okay, so maybe this is, now I've never had Weetabix. All right. But this is the serving suggestion, I guess, on the back of the box. Basically, eggs benedict over Weetabix. I've never seen anyone do that. I've never seen anyone do that either, but it doesn't seem bad. I'm not sure how it would work out. I'm not gonna condemn it straight away, but, uh, all right. I mean, it looks good, honestly. Could work out. You never know. Don't knock until you try it, right? That's what they say. They don't say that about murder, though. Well, the other bad things. Yeah, it seems like it's fine. So someone asked, how many do you eat, Muller? How many of these Weetabix do you have? Well, I have the, um, the minis. They're like small versions, but lots of them. And then I just, I just, you know, I fill a bowl, sort of. Very non-specific amount. So, boom. Oh, no. This was on Bloomberg Opinion on Twitter, as I clicked it. Women are being forced to give up their careers. While the pandemic has forced all parents to take on more housework and child care, studies show mothers taking on the vast majority of it. Oh, no! What does this have to do with Weetabix? I don't know. It just popped up on the side. I was more so very invested in how Weetabix has done this. I need to know. Do I continue to support Weetabix? I don't know. On Eggs Benedict? It seems fine. But what if it costs women their jobs, Rags? The Weetabix? Yes! You joke as if it's not an incredibly serious issue that Weetabix is causing this. Weetabix hates women. You know how much we've tried to fight Big Weetabix. Weetabix Patriarchy. Yes. You joke now, but it'll destroy us one day. It'll come for EFAP. If you want a good Star Wars fight, where one side is outnumbered, General Grievous vs. Seven Jedi in the 2D Clone Wars Micro series is the one to watch. I have heard people recommend that one before. But, um, that's the thing about me though. I've never really been like, oh my god, I love watching lightsaber fights. That's not something that I like them, but I don't actively search them out. There's got to be a lot of them on YouTube, right? A lot of fan made ones and stuff. Yeah, probably. I would have a dream. Come here annoying ghosts. Do you think it's fucked up that Luigi gets bullied by ghosts? Man, everybody wants a piece of Luigi, man. Mm-hmm. Guy can't get a break. He wins a mansion and it's haunted. What are the odds? Mario gets to go to Super Sunshine Land with his cool ass fucking jetpack. Yep. Hang out in the sun and the fun. Oh no, I have to go on this tropical island and spray water wherever I want and fly with it. What a chore. I tell you. Poor Luigi. How to document your crimes 101. I think that was in relation to things that as was saying, I can't remember. Oh man. Someone's let me know that Weedabix is a very healthy cereal for your colon. Hey! That looks like it. Yeah, it looks really like it's got a lot of fire in there. That Weedabix looks like it'll clean you out. There you go. You know what they say about long people? Colons. That's just how it works. Because they can stretch, which is somehow a plus. Well, I actually had an English teacher. He specialized in grammar back in high school and he had to get surgery and now he has a semi-colon. We need more people here to not understand your joke and then me understand it so then you can be happy. I'm satisfied with that, honestly. There's so many people right. What are you saying? I am a highbrow doggo. That has to be the answer. I'm a low blow highbrow. They don't like a movie I like. Total grifters. Yeah, that's honestly how it seems to work right now. Like God forbid we look at someone like Patrick Williams out of fucking nonsense and we say Oh, you know what? He's a grifter. I can't resist that for five seconds and just assume that we actually didn't like TLJ. Is that possible? Yeah. And then it's like, yeah, but you're still trying to make money from covering things about it. A lot of people also don't like TLJ. Weird, I know, because it's a miracle of a movie, right? Gotta be grifters. I guess it's been a while. Maybe, here, let me go ahead because it's just you and I in chat. So I can bust out another joke from my... not a joke, a fun fact from my book by David Hoffman my grandfather gave me, alright? Let's see. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th. Really? Yeah. Do you think that's tied to some kind of pressure? Like, oh my God, July 4th. Yeah, I gotta at least make it to the country's birthday before I die. Yeah, but then they'd make it and they're like, that's it. Boom. Hi, Rags. Hi. Happy birthday, Mola. Thank you very much. Sorry about Callie Nodrotic. As the Wow Shop Transmog isn't a big deal, calm down. I've got no clue what that's referencing. I saw the title of the stream and I had to find the object of ridicule. A-T-N-T chat. As I would say. Been catching up with Moodle's recent gaming streams. Here is a nugget from the Cum stream. Real communism has never been tried, Jay, Cumtent creator. Cum-yum, cum-yum-ism. That's true. Manlet Hello Greedo. Hey man, Hello Greedo is well beyond people like us. He didn't literally like enjoy things that are shit. That's how cool he is. That's not fun. I love that picture of rags. I don't know if they're referring to pumpkin rags or werewolf rags. Well, I think they're both great and I'll alternate the pumpkin rags and were rags. You know, next year I'm probably gonna go werewolf, Mola. We're like parts of my mask are ripped and you can just see fur coming out of it. What color is your fur gonna be? Probably like a dark brown. Yeah, I don't see why not. Use any important questions. What color? And then the year after, I'll be Frankenmola and the year after, I'll be ghostly Mola, I guess. Maybe I'll do ghostly Mola next year. I feel like that could be pretty cool. I'm like a spirited semi-transparent spook. How are you thinking about next year's October? I love October. I don't know if I mentioned this. It's cool. I've heard. The... Empire was re-released recently and it was top of the box office for weeks. You know? I think I know why. Because it was good. No, if it would have come out today people would have hated it. Oh, of course. We covered AT-AT's TLJ Fight video on Ecom very bad. We covered it too. Yeah, he didn't make very convincing arguments. He kind of just said like look at the shot type. It's long. It's wide. It's close-up. It follows the object. Man, you just... You nail it. Oy, Mool! Wanted to plug me and my buddy's new album called Black Finn by Piccolo Black and Fin-tastic. Me. It's a collection of vaporwave-style beats. Might be perfect for some upcoming cyberpunk-tisms. There you go. Fin-tastic... Fin by... Piccolo Black and Fin-tastic. Fair enough. Mola, will you cover Cosmo Friday Hour's sequel trilogy video? Plenty of strawmans in that video. Maybe one day? My god, have we covered a lot of Cosmo? And I say that when we've covered... I think we've covered him three times. He's really bad. I think so. Yeah, his videos are really trash. So... Not hugely invested in covering him when we've got the strong pattern done, but I mean, in future there's no reason why we might not cover something new from him and... if we get an itch to be like, hey, how's Cosmo not doing it? It's like, why don't we check out his sequel reviews? We still not covered Sean's TLJ videos, which has been requested since like day one. Maybe one day. You know how it be. Maybe. By the way, the greatest subversion of expectations ever is I'm Father Yusuke? I mean, who could have thought of this? Plus, it doesn't go against logic. I'm Father Yusuke. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I'm sorry. What a guest list. Hail Gary. Hail as Haya Mublinheimer. Hello. If Drinker shows, let him know I like his books and high rags. Hello! Actual Cosmo variety hour quote. Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars films. Films that are secretly good, but everyone hates because they're fun. Why would people hate them when they were because they're fun? That doesn't make sense. Why would you hate fun? Also, it never makes sense when he says stuff like this because he thinks that all films are like on an equal playing field. What do you mean Cosmo? Tell me your secrets. Han, I have no people. That should have been his surname. And Leia, I have no pee-pee. Have you played Disco Elysium? If yes, opinions please. I'm afraid not. No, I haven't played it. It hurts good, but I haven't played it. I've been playing it for months, bits at a time. It's hard. I haven't had this much fun. I haven't had this much first-hand cringe since replaying my own memories in my head. Oh my. That was from Mihai Chik sent me high. Oh, Mihai Chik sent me high. I can't wait till he gets to the middle. We're watched by a philosopher. How cool is that? That's good to know. You can find our discussion stimulating enough. It was all loud soup. It's true. A witch has spin off with Geralt as the main character would be much appreciated. A witch has spin off where he's the main character. That's where we're at, folks. People, these fans just so demanding. Gimme, gimme, gimme. That's what it's all about. We don't like Mandalorian as it stands, but if they end up making him like a side character or some shit, we shouldn't have got the hell. What the hell? You know, same for the witcher, which I've heard is a possibility. But who knows? Let's see how it plays out. Vader made everyone his famous loud soup on Bespin. His galaxy famous loud soup. Yeah, man. Vader knows how to cook. I know a lot of people don't assume that about him. I guess he may think that it shows some kind of weakness. I think it makes him look very strong. That part of his is a, it's actually a kitchen. He's got a whole kitchen in there. Mm-hmm. And he should be proud. I don't think he should hide it. Enough of the shame, Vader. You know, Mustapha was ages ago. Move on. Uh, oh, we're over there. We at Smudcast don't appreciate 8080's diatribe of Tism. Oh, we got, we got people from Ecum and Smudcast comment on this. I think, I think we were late to the party with covering 8080. He's, he's pure cringe. He can happily know that he has now been covered. I had a dream last night where I went to hell and it was just me watching Mola die on that Sonic Heroes level over and over. Also, hi Rags. Hi. Yeah, I would happily describe that as hell. So I'm going the wrong way in my big spooky mansion. I don't get it. Is this serious or satire? So it was satire, but the problem was every time he tries to make a point, by ripping into the, uh, the OT it would only be poignant if you ignore references and simultaneously I don't see how that's what a video by me would look like if I made one for Empire. But the point is you can't really make one for Empire because of how well well written Empire is. But hey, give it a shot anyway because TLJ needs to be defended. It is the Holy Film. His title is Bridal Rage so it is a controlled rage. I mean, I assume it was just to poke fun at my title, but I mean, did you Bridal Rage? That's kind of weird. Yeah, I kind of like what the fuck. Oh my god, Uncle Grimly, what you doing? Uh, Yo Mola, here to recommend giving the Clone Wars TV show a watch. Even if you were to just watch only the essential episodes, it's still some of the best Star Wars content of recent memory. If ever I do, it's going to be for an EFAT miniseries and I'm going to make rags do it as well. I'm not doing that alone. Let's do it. Let's watch the Clone Wars. There's no way I'm doing it before Buffy. I'm making you watch that shit first. Even if you hate it, every bit of it is happening. The Clone Wars is a long one. I've watched things I hate. Oh god, well you can ghost stop. Why did you make that argument, Mola? It makes sense this since there was a small gorilla faction at that point if I remember correctly. Oh wait, you did make that argument, Mola. Which argument? I don't remember which one you're talking about. It makes sense there since there was a small gorilla faction at that point if I remember correctly. I'm sorry, I don't. It must be something in the title crawl. I'm not 100% sure. Talking about Star Wars, I'm guessing. I'm assuming it was something we talked about that might be referencing and I might have missed that I made a similar point. I'm afraid I don't know which one you're referring to. Oh look at chat. Clone Wars sucks. Clone Wars isn't good. Oh. I don't believe you guys still haven't watched Clone Wars at all. After you just saw several people say that Clone Wars sucks, really? After Theo gave his nuclear take. There's someone else saying, oh wait, that's the same person. Clone Wars stinks out loud. You can wipe my bottom if you disagree. I don't think that's a fair deal. Oh, in that case I love it. He adds, if you're still here can you tell these Dumbos to play Doki Doki Literature Club? You've done it once before. Now is the time you do it again. Well, if he was only going to say we should play it then consider that a noted thing. They saved that day. There's still the day after that and the next day and the next day. And the next day and the next day. That could be in reference to the people of the Oteelans saving Ziverd. I'm not 100% sure. He's not criticizing the movie in Moeller's style. He's taking Moeller's points from his video and using those points on ESB and going C the critique method doesn't work. Yeah, meanwhile again, just the different references. So of course they don't work when you do it with that. It's a weird one, but I guess he thought it was going to work and if someone was to point out it doesn't work he'd be like, you took the bait. Imagine trying to parody Moeller in only 10 minutes. It takes Moeller longer than that to simply draw breath. True. Every breath is a laborious long never ending eternal. I do it before we stream. I'm like, I'm going to take several breaths and prep. Let's get this break open up. Rags, can you talk with Jim and accent for a bit? You know what? I can. There you go. Well, maybe I'll save it till maybe I'll save it till later. Or maybe we can wait, because we're nearing the end of this eFat. So if you can remind me to do it in the next one I suppose I could for a while. Why not? Well, we're playing Resident Evil. Yeah, when we play Resident Evil. You can be Jim and Sheva. Please. Please, maybe the gas is on. Please. Sheva, you're disturbing me. Would you guys want to be disturbed? Would you guys want to be a vampire? Also high rags. It depends on the mechanics. Yeah, it depends on the mechanics. But tentatively, yes. It depends on the mechanics though. If the standard ones are requires blood to be sustained cannot go into daylight, is immortal at a certain point, kind of. Feel like there's some really strong benefits there and you've just got to take care of yourself. But ultimately, if you really can't handle being a vampire after so many years you can always just walk into the sunlight. And you know what? You don't even leave that much mass. You just turn into a pile of dust. What if we get up sparkling? Oh no. You don't have to get the wooden stake out, I guess. Or not. This doesn't seem smart enough to make clever satirical attacks for lack of a better word. There's no incisiveness to these statements. I mean, all he has to do is be angry and wrong and then he's moller. That's how it works. That's all it is. I'm surprised there's not more mollers running around. It's so easy. That whole angry thing comes from the fact that I named one of my series's unbridled rage. Is that it? Is that all it comes from? Maybe. I just looked at that and they were like, wow, so angry. I can't believe he's angry. You're not supposed to be angry. You're supposed to love things. You know, respectful people like Patrick Willems, Movie Bob and Roger Ebert, they don't get angry when reviewing films and you should be like that. You're only supposed to be angry at Trump. Exactly. So the trash compactor scene in TFA isn't that a little effed up? Good guy. What do we do with a prisoner? Good guy, too. Slowly crush him to death. I don't think... I don't know that that's what was happening there. They tried to escape and then it was automatic. As soon as the certain amount of trash is in there, it'll start to just compact it and move it along. I don't know that the Empire deliberately tried to crush them in there. That seems to be antithetical to what the Empire wants in that particular instance. Oh wait, sorry. We're talking about TFA. Oh, we're talking about TFA? Oh, how the good guys are going to crush her? Yeah. Well... I mean, I don't disagree with that, actually. It's like, oh, it'll be funny if she gets crushed to death. It's like, hmm... Can we just, I don't know, execute her if we're planning on giving her a horrible, painful death? Good point. It's like, Finn, are we the baddies? Finn, are we the deadbeat daddies? Yes, Finn isn't yet. He's got a long way to go. They'll ruin him in another set of films. Give it a time. Just popping in to say hello to Moeller and Rag, found you guys recently through Moeller's TFA vids, currently catching up at EFAP 39. Oh well. You have quite the dread to go on, sir. But this would be a wonderful journey. Imagine having that many hours of EFAP to come. Oof. Have a sit down. So many events, so many wondrous occasions. The troopers name was John I Have No People. Oh, that was the one that helped Vader. John I Have No People, yeah. I hope he made it. F for Herbert. Down with the rebel Han Solo for killing such a sweet soul. Exactly, man. I don't think we'll ever recover from that. Oh, Han Solo's so cool. It's really cool when he killed Herbert, but okay. What did Herbert ever do to you? I guess some people just don't really understand Herbert's plight, which just makes me sad. In the old EU, Herbert's name is actually Moeller Mithiel. Really? What a coincidence, if true. That tie fighter pilot was named Mola Mithril, if I remember Legends Material, seriously? Wow. Really? I mean, like, wow. Two separate people say it. I feel like this subcreted's there. That's interesting. I'm gonna lie. Rags, have you heard of Deep Rock Galactic? It's a four-person co-op that combines cave exploration of Minecraft and the wave-based combat of Left 4 Dead. Everyone is also space dwarves. I have heard of it and I have heard that it's good. Herbert saved Ton Ton's while off duty. I'm just saying he's a good man, but... I suppose that doesn't matter with today's narratives. No. No. Ice 2, Chili Boogaloo. Yeah. You guys better get ready for Ice 2. It's coming. EFAP, like Rags Ruined Grandma. Oh, no. When did Azru and EFAP? Was I present for this? I do remember such an event. I'm not exaggerating when I say that the TIE Fighter pilot in the decanonized EU that saved Vader is codenamed Mola. Oh, my God. Wow. I guess it's true at this point. It would be unusual for that many people to guess that. Uh... Desino did a video on Doom sounds recently. Many of the imp and zombie sounds are actually modified camel noises. Cacodemon Death is a rollerblade. They told you guys. When you strangle a camel, you can get all kinds of noises. I know this for unrelated reasons than strangling camels, okay? Who are you? We're the camel stranglers. Yeah, it's a band. Bless you. An actual critique of the opening. Why is Luke one of the rebellion's best pilots on a patrol in the freezing wilderness when they have plenty of common soldiers? I don't see why Luke wouldn't volunteer for stuff like that. Yeah, I assume he'd be... because he's still really new to the rebellion, too. I could see him being like, I should be on patrol. I should have a unit. I should have, you know, XYZ. He wants to help. What would they have him do? Yeah, I mean, you say best pilots. Like, do they save him until piloting things happen? Like, I don't know. He's on a patrol. Unsol is one of the best pilots, too, and he's doing it. I think it's fine. Yeah. Who's to say that Obi-Wan didn't teach Luke some ways of the force, but sent him to Yoda to learn from a master and in person? Is there anything that suggests that Luke hasn't had contact with Obi-Wan in any way before he seizes Ghost in Empire since the end of New Hope? I don't know that there is. I'd have to check. Because if there isn't, then, yeah, you can easily reasonably infer that he could have taught him all kinds of things. By the way, I was actually fine with a new force hologram power Luke used in TLJ, but why did it kill him? Also hire Raihags. Oh, Raih. Raihags. It killed him because apparently it's a super duper duper duper duper hard thing to do. Only Snoke can start it up for two other people and Luke can only do it if he kills himself. That's the logic from what I understand. Oh, there's a gony and whale. This video should be called an unbridled tism. Oh, scathing. How will he ever recover? How will everybody recover? I couldn't get all three of them. Freakin' video games. Always messing with me. Chad Snow Monkey vs. Virgin Cliff Tits Milk Alien. True, the Chad monkey from the Snowlands. It's a pretty boss. The tit milker. It's Hilker. It's now my headcanon that Herbert is one of the clones that finds Vader on Mustafar. He saves Vader's life, helps him through the physical therapy of his new limbs in suit and forge an unbreakable friendship. I love the lore. Dude, he's so ready and willing to take that shot for Vader and Vader knows that he's gonna have to avenge the shadow. Why do you think Vader tortures Han Solo? Han Solo fucked up his friend. There's a lot going on behind the scenes that you guys just didn't pick up. Ghost Obi should have used force healing to save Luke. Plot hull. Fuck you out of 10 owned. Well, you see, force ghosts can use all of the force powers except healing, okay? They can't use healing. What sense would it make for them to be able to force heal? Nonsense. You guys on the Forbidden app, they hate Avatar also. The Forbidden app? Uh, I don't know. We do it on my Twitter or what? The Forbidden app? I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you guys on the Forbidden app, they hate Avatar also? Not entirely sure what's being said there. I guess on whatever this Forbidden app is, they hate... It's an app where people go to hate Avatar. Could be James Cameron's you never know. Jamsa Kamaruni, are you excited for all the Avatar sequels, Rex? Uh, kind of? I want to see how bad they are. I mean, it is James Cameron. He's probably not going to make them like absolute dog shit. There's probably something worthwhile in there. Maybe. Oh, Tiktok could be the Forbidden app. That's true. Oh, I see. Antarctica is a desert. Anakin. I don't like snow. It's rough and coarse and irritating. It gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and massive. Yay. Rex, your flag does right wing on transparency tube. I'm way closer to the center than right wing, but it can't be fucked to be right, I suppose. Mahler is further right than me apparently. So go figure. I guess. I wonder if the way it automates is like so let's say it determines you know, X person is right wing and then if you subscribe to that person you're more than likely going to be right wing and then if you're subscribed to the person you subscribe to that person like maybe that's how it calculates all of it and just that's the automation it's just like fuck it, I don't know you're right wing until it manually reviews it I guess I will be partisan right. I mean, if you could have guessed anything from my videos it was that I'm partisan right. It's very right wing to like systems of measurement Those pesky rulers Ever since the Quentin EFAP whenever anyone says here's the thing my brain instantly jumps to I fucking hate Trump Thanks for that. Hey, not our fault, okay? We did do it. Mahler is a Mary Sue How is he so good at movie criticism without any training from film school he just figured it out I guess. Hey, maybe I didn't figure out anything. Apparently it's not all that hard. What if I haven't figured it out? What if I'm wrong and all of you have been listening to the false profit that's eventually going to lead you down a black hole of hey, what if TLJ is actually good and we were wrong the whole time and then I generate a super passionate audience that is specifically designed to spread the love for TLJ Lies. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. Hide your kids, hide your wife. It's going to happen. Give it 10. Then again that would kind of backfire like someone with no film experience likes TLJ too. Who are we to believe? I always thought that winter uniforms for the rebels were very cool. Nope, they have goggles. You can't have goggles apparently. Yeah, that's a big no-no. Makes you super lame. So here's the thing. Oh no, someone said the thing. Ray! Today is my e-fap anniversary just wrapped up 97 so the newer ones is just writes Joel basically the anti-dawn. Yes, those two will probably be battling till the end of time. Joel versus the dawn. One brings light, one brings darkness. Drinker recommended me some good horror films. Yeah, he's been doing his Spooky Tisms month. Hey guys, you want to watch a movie on the Blu-ray? I guess so. It's so awkward for Ray to watch Blu-rays with Finn. Hey, Woodwags, you fluffy boy-o. Oh, hi. Enjoy some headpats and belly rubs with scritches. Oh, thank you. Oh, perfect. Drinker, that's. And NerdRotic, what an amazing trio of guests. Also, Hymole and Rags. Yeah, it was a good one tonight. It was all kinds of shenanigans going on. Well, you sound like Drinker's main character. Drinker's main character in one of his books or in his YouTube channel. Do I sound drunk? I've had something to drink for sure, though. I shouldn't want to sound as though I'm so drunk that I resemble critical drinker. That's quite the achievement. That would be the big bad. Ninety-five percent of over 70s infected with COVID survive, and over 99.9 of under 70s survive. Don't believe the fear propaganda? It is a power grab by governments. I agree. It is a power grab by governments. That doesn't mean it's like a lie or anything. I think that governments are absolutely using COVID as an excuse to try and get as much power over you as they possibly can. Do not let them do it and do not let COVID rule over your mind. Don't let it drive you to fear and terror. Don't let it doc dissent you. Don't let it control you. You can't let it do that. But remember, if you do get super scared, check your belly. We'll give you an hour. Oh, funny guy. Cricka, do you make a distinction between different horror sub-genres? What are your top five horrors? P.S. Hello, wagsies, screeches for the good boy. Thank you. That's some good ones coming in. Yeah, I guess I'll try and grab that one up for possibly asking him in the future. So if I don't change it to critical drinker, I might forget who Cricka is. Or is it Crinker? No, it's not even Crinker. Can you believe it? Crinker. How am I supposed to know? Drinker. There we go. My plane is currently landing. Hopefully streaming EFAP won't mess with communications and cause the plane to crash, but this flaming dookie trebuchet of an opinion might just knock us out of the sky. Oh, no. That would be horrifying. That'd be nasty. All right, nasty. And if you're going to review Lovecraft Country, I don't think so. We heard from Blame that it's really bad and that it's using Lovecraft's name. Yeah, he had nothing but bad things to say about it. Like, I was tempted to look at it even if it was bad, but when he said like, oh, they're just using Lovecraft to get people to check it out, it's like... That sounds like something that they do nowadays. How can we use the name of something that's been established before us to just just ruin for our profit? No respect for art. Oh, Sheba. I almost forgot to say. Yes. And Drinker is here now too. Hello, Drinker. Great to see you on eFap again. He was. He enjoyed the video. He said as much, right? He had fun with the video. Yep, he definitely said that he loves every time he comes on and we cover this garbage. He says it gives him strength and life force. He loves it. That's why he keeps coming back. We're definitely not ignoring his alcoholism. No. Never would we do with that-eth. Also, in terms of spookled ween, Bly Manor is a masterpiece, agreed, and I heavily recommend the new Zombie Royale mode in Card Warzone. Very spooky-tism. Very well balanced zombie gameplay and very fun. Well... Apex has a pretty interesting mode going on so yeah, there's some good Halloween stuff out there. Sweet. Yeah, everyone watch Bly Manor. Do it. I love it when Mola has to stretch like Mr. Fantastic to find some shard of logic in this ordeal. That's the thing. It was complicated because you had to simultaneously refute the crazy and then figure out where the crazy was supposed to be going. A weird one. God, so many evil ghosts. Gentlemen, why waste time with this failed rebuke of the Phantom Menace take on a real challenge from the force behind Star Wars? Revel in your beloved modern mythology revealed, YouTube Star Wars The Skywalker Apocalypse. I have no idea what that is, but perhaps someday we shall have a look-see. Skywalker Apocalypse Sounds terrifying. This nonsense so far hasn't given me cancer's given me everything. And we're not even done yet. I'm so sorry. Maybe all those things will cancel out. Yeah. Hi rags. Hello. The TIE fighters are patrolling around the Imperial Fleet for security. Navies do this in real life, you twit. Um, again it sounds as though he wanted to say it as though it was a criticism, but he knows it's not at the same time as trying to imply the one said about TLJ aren't criticisms either. Uh, which is the- this is what I mean, it fails in both regards and so trying to respond to him like he's making an actual point possibly a waste of time, you can never really tell so it's worthwhile just refuting it anyway. In case someone out there was like yeah, it is dumb that the Star Destroyers aren't all facing the same way. I wouldn't want that to happen. How did the Empire get to Bespin first? Because as far as I know Boba Fett would be able to tell where they're going and then tell the Empire and the Empire would have called ahead or contacted ahead and for all we know actually gotten there ahead because the- If there's a threat out around the galaxy, surely they have people closer. Yeah, it's just a matter of communication, I suppose. Um, and yeah, I think they implied like he was the only prospect for Han Solo, Lando at that point so it's possibly simple to narrow down where he was heading for Boba. Maybe. No, no, no, no. Sequel defenders have no concept of context. Vader killed his men, Kylo killed his men. They are the same. It has nothing to do with Kylo killing someone to keep him from pointing out a plot hole. It's not a plot hole. It wasn't, it was just a question. It was just a question of so this guy just gave you an army of super-destructive ships, the likes of which we could have only dreamed of? It was a bit weird, dude. What did they want? I feel like he's doing this for a reason, don't you? It's like, wow, what an idiot, I'll kill you now. Misa gonna finish what you started, Annie. Is this what passes as critical thinking by the newly minted adults? Oh my god. Yeah, that's a bit of a weird one. The ATTE from the Clone Wars was probably a better design. Yeah, they had a gunner on the back, I believe. Imagine if this guy watched your video on video essays and art analysis. Your reasoning there is effectively bullet-proof and it's short enough for his attention span. It's like, it's like an hour. That's way too long for him. Yeah, we could barely get him to watch a film. It's gonna be tough for him to watch a YouTube video. Nothing but truth. Shazam. Clone Wars established that only slow-moving objects can squeeze through shields. So slow-moving walkers would work, fast-flying ties would not. What about slow-flying ties? Yeah, I assume a tie can just go slowly. Because that's what they do in stuff like Mass Effect as well. Where the shields aren't constantly on, they detect something moving toward it. Halo works like this as well. It explains simultaneously why someone who's wearing shields can reach out and grab things without the shields pushing them away. But the sensor is on the suit to detect something coming in at a very high velocity and it projects the shield at that moment to stop it. It's not constantly on. And besides, if you want to get to that point it's like, okay, so park a bunch of tie fighters on a platform and then move the platform slowly past the shield and then raise the tie fighters up and fly again. Like, it's just interesting to me to think about what their limits were and what they could have done. That's all. The AT-AT doesn't explode until they shoot at the base of the neck where it opened up. Yeah, you wouldn't need to down them to do that though. No. I would want a caution that we don't invent too much from what we see. I admit that it's a bit weird and they probably could have used a bit more explanation for what the fuck's going on. That's all. And it's okay. I don't think that works when the OT established the trend of selling movie toys. Oh, do you mean because he criticized something for possibly only being there to sell a toy? I mean, something being sold as a toy really isn't the point. It's not caught with any reason other than I guess it sells a toy that reveals the hollow nature. That's really all you're going for. They can sell toys. That's okay. It doesn't make a film. Yeah, but selling of the toys is fine. Sell the toy that you want. That's totally fine. As Quinton Reviews said all those years ago, the rag said film sells toys subjective bad. Not a thing we actually think. Never have I said that. He would never make. Yes. Hello, boys, especially you ragalicious. Oh, hi. And speaking of the boys, what a stupid show slash comic. It sounds as though it was created by some edge lord who hates Justice League from DC Comics who also thinks he can be on Alan Moore's level. Oh, my God. I mean, I'm all on board with the idea of making some asshole superheroes, but that show was not doing what I thought it was going to do. And I gave up. You piece of shit ghost fucking die. Fuck you, ghost. I never liked how the AT-ATs only had four guns on the front. They would be better as a mobile heavy weapons platform of guns covering every flank. Agreed. I agree. Absolutely. Uh, AT-AT is a result of Tarkin doctrine similar to Death Star. Their main strength is the fear of an unstoppable machine that is hard slash impossible to fight as a militia. Okay, so here's the thing. I'd be like, hey, Tarkin, let's do that, but also put a gun on the back of it. How about that? Yeah, what if it gets... Now what if these rebels who use guerrilla tactics attack it from the not front? Damn. Yeah, let's go ahead and let's put some guns on it. Because if the guns are on top and they could spin in all directions, you could have all the firepower forward if you want, but they can also spin around. Mm-hmm. Hey, Molo, do you like Black MIDI, the UK band? I'm unfamiliar with them, I'm afraid. Mm, Black MIDI. Bam-ba-lam. Just pointed out the AT-ATs are staggered a bit to compensate for the lack of rear weaponry. They are staggered to compensate for the lack of rear weaponry. They have to be staggered a whole lot if you could only... But you have to really stagger them, though. And that seems like a a compensation effort to make up for bad design. Yeah. It's okay, guys. It's okay. If PC gaming is better than console gaming in every way, do consoles have a reason to even exist? Do they have any value at all? Yes, consoles do have a place in the market for people who want something that's shockingly simple. Um, we just want to plug in and play essentially. Because PCs are not really complicated, but a console is more simple. For people who just want to give something to someone that plays games, um, it works as a multimedia system for DVDs and Blu-rays, etc. You know, some apps and stuff for the family TV. It's just sort of like a simple most in one. There was a tweet the other day I was getting like a ratio driver. I was like fucking PCs. Every other day I have to find some mods or FAQs or updates to play a video game. That's the thing that they suck at compared to consoles. It's just amusing. Curious what his issues would be, honestly. Other than anomalies, I'd be like, that's something PC is always going to be providing you pretty epic fucking options for whatever you're playing. When we played RE5 that first time, that was the first thing that I had to figure out with PC gaming in ages. When we were playing an old game from back when Windows, or games for Windows Live was a thing, which they shut down. So, it gets rare that you have to run into stuff like that. The only reason 8080s are on legs is to allow the scene of tripping one up to take the place. The set piece idea came first and the logic came second. I can believe that. I can believe it, yep. If on Hoth the Empire speeders, like on Endor, do you think it would have been more effective? Was 8080 the best choice of vehicle? Without knowing what all their options are, I can't really say. But I'm still curious about TIE Fighters and TIE Bombers. Like, the force field stops them. It's like, if an 8080 can get through it wherever it's getting through, then surely the ship should have some chance. And I'd be curious if you just fucking fly one in. Hit that shield generator and boom. You're in luck. Also, did you say that the bargain bin Aquaman's gills talk to him? Excuse me, but what? Also, what that Batman knockoff weakness is his chocolate bar? Yes to both of those. Yeah, so. Weird stuff with the DEET. Most of it's useless, but they have the DEET take drugs and so he hallucinates that his gills voiced by Patton Oswald talk to him. And it's not funny, it's weird and it goes on for way too long. Yep, and there's more than one scene in Batman. It's like all of the stuff with the DEET. It's too long, it's not funny, and it doesn't go anywhere. Like, is it awkward because I don't think they realize that there are people out there who like the DEET. He's probably lost more fans at this point now that they know what the point of him is. I mean, I was looking forward to his, you know, redemption arc potential after the first season. Cool. I guess I was just curious what they were going to do with him. Like the idea that he did bad things and that he's going to atone for it somehow and maybe him and Starlight would become good friends after he sincerely shows that what he did was bad and like I was interested in that kind of a concept. But there was a part of me that was like oh, they're not going to allow this guy to be redeemed because that's like the big Hollywood no-no and... He's got to be a laughing stock forever. What did you dress up for Halloween as kids? All sorts of stuff. Yeah, all kinds of stuff. Generally just scully things and ninjas and grim rapers and stuff like that. Twice, relatively recently, I've gone to friends costume party Halloween deals and I have a bunch of like military surplus stuff and gas masks and things, so I dressed up as a soldier man so it looked pretty good looking pretty good, not going to lie. I remember I went as a an Arnie from T2 a couple of times just all black leather outfit, little fake shotgun and shades and then it used to be like more friends need to see this movie I don't care if it's too old for you, you have to watch it. It's too good. Watch the robot kicking ass, do it. For all the good tisms and glorms, moobler, thanks. No problemo. I just finished watching Hill House. I'm confused. Please long man, tell me what my feelings are. Am I allowed to like it? Also is Blymana worth it? So you're allowed to like anything? All right, no worries. Say okay to like it. As for your confused on your feelings, I don't know if you see those. You know them to be true. Do it with a friend, have them watch it etc. Or give me like a week and I shall have EFAP miniseries The Haunting of Hill House where you get to watch a six of your favorite EFAP characters including Mewbshlee and Raggleton. Watch through The Haunting of Hill House and discuss it episode by episode. For those who've seen it and for those who have yet to see it, it works as a companion piece. For those who hated the show it might help with understanding why someone might like it. You know, that could happen. But other than that Blymana, you should definitely go see just on the potential that it ends up being one of your favorite things ever. It's worth it for the gamble. Oh Chihuahua. These ghosts are grabby dude. I feel like I'm going to be reporting someone. Let's just say that. Time to play Guess Where As Put His Pumpkin. Oh yeah, he said I'm going to put a pumpkin. He never put a pumpkin. Do you remember him putting a pumpkin? I don't know. On his icon, I think he is like he'll put it on his icon. He had a big spooky smile. There was no pumpkin. But then that was when he was sort of brainstorming. They should have put Holder in the electric chair with a wet sponge. Or without a wet sponge. Damn. We've all seen Green Mile. I don't know how that shit goes. What? It's a little gloat. I want to get my heart. There we go. Do you have another e-fap on the boys? Well you have Satan on. He hated the show even from the first season because of the wokeness and adaption reasons. So don't know if he thinks the comics are good or not. Well we don't care much about the adaption reasons but the first season didn't come across as that woke. Yeah, I mean I'd be curious what the differences would be for that but I was mainly just concerned about the there's some Tizmy writing in there. Unfortunately. Come on spooky girls, where are you? How do we have the good guys survive this chase? ESB. So they use common stellar geography to evade TLJ straight line. They just can shut up. You know what? They're both just as bad, right? Now it works. I'm going through all the e-faps currently 50 part 1. Can't wait to see your response in a year. May the n-words be with you. And may the n-words be with you too! I think that's a serious thing dude. People are like oh I'm on episode 1. It's like you will not catch up with us for a while. Do you remember how long ago that was? Talking about fucking... What even was episode 1 about? It was PS4's not so obvious problem or something and then a bit of chat. Good times. To quote contact, first rule in government spending. Why build 1 when you can have 2 for the twice the price? I haven't seen contact in a while. It was good though. I remember liking it. I'm behind but the plotline with the snow monster was added to explain scars on Mark Hamill's face from a car crash. That's why no action for 25 minutes. Yeah he needed a narrative reason for him to get swiped. It makes sense why he looks so flumpled umpled. Notice how they creative an in-universe narrative reason for why the actor had something out of universe happen. Yeah. So much of his script ends with to me, for me, etc. There's no more than a needlessly drawn out yeah well that's just like your opinion man. Yup. Always gotta carefully slot them in in case for a moment there you actually stood for something. Like oh no. It's an escape hatch. I guess that gets you right out of the problem. If anyone says like hey What you just said isn't right. It's like what do you mean it's not right? I said it was for me. For me and me alone. Why don't you make a youtube video about it for us? No no. I was expressing myself rags. How could you? Yeah. Saying it as though I must oh wait I need to get icetisms first. Whoa what the fuck. Hey he sent me back here what a rude ghost. Now that video was 18 minutes long some felt longer than any of your videos. Yeah. That's the thing that can happen. Some call it pacing some call it just dying from lack of ability to care. You should get youtuber just some guy to guest on eFap. He's a lot like wolf but black so he can give you tons of n words. Oh my god. Oh wow. I could always use more passes. I just bring through them so quick. Yeah same. Every day at the supermarket boom boom boom 10 times in a row just running through them. You can't criticize the boys it's a satire about super wizards intended for spacious man children. Also rye hacks. Oh rye. Oh and about the just some guy things like yeah it's another youtuber that's potentially going to jump on into an eFap no reason why not to. So I gotta blast him seven times. I remember this. Why was Quinton's why was Quint spooking Danny and people at first. So Quint if you remember his speech about this is kind of Bly Manor spoilers so don't listen to me while I talk about this. Yeah this is Bly Manor spoilers do not listen do you even want to discuss it on stream. Well I mean just come back in one minute I will be done by then. Okay guys come back one minute go starting from now okay so Peter Quint said basically like characterized by being manipulative he likes to figure out how to control people and then do it to get what he wants and he's considered himself like to be okay in that regard because he's a lower class born and he's never going to be able to rise up so may as well steal. Add that to his speech when he's inhabiting miles being the puppets and their strings and how he would pull everyone's strings i.e. finding their keys and manipulating them just fine but when he died most people have already willingly forgot about him and he's pissed off about that because the strings are going to start getting pulled again and it's going to hurt he's angry and combine it with what he did to Hannah and you've got Peter Quint the man with a sliver of a good heart somewhere in there just swamped with rage jealousy and let's say lack of self control and so yeah he spooks Danny and he enjoys it when she first gets there I feel like that's sufficient and hopefully people are already back now I can't pause the game while I'm doing this the most best please gadel that did he say the most best at some point I don't know I wouldn't put it past him he probably said it as a joke like the most best thing I doubt he said it honestly besides it's all parody anyway guys I don't know he has no errors you only have misunderstandings oh wait there was more to that question and thoughts on the flashback episode being too long and the narration being unnecessary I heard it so many times it hurts me Snydercut is gay okay so the flashback episode is amazingly well done I think the narration helps it a whole lot because it's literally a story being told the only thing I would say is that there may have been some lines that weren't necessarily necessary because you could infer or see what it was describing at the same time I don't mind that that's a thing the example I would give is if I was starting a story about a girl who worked in a toy store and I said here is Marie John and it was just a normal day until something happened and she has like a little name tag that says Marie John on it and someone's like why did you say her name if I can see it on a name tag I'd be like wow chill out okay it's okay you knowing her name probably because the people that she's telling the story to can't see the actual imagery well I would just argue that whether or not that's the case did you did you like did someone slap you in the face as a result of you knowing someone's name more than once I don't know it's like you okay you'll be fine it helps me to know yeah it certainly helps me to more than once because sometimes I could just have difficulty remembering names so yeah I would be like if if I was to agree that some of the lines are unnecessary whatever I'd be like it's barely something that's gonna obstruct anything in the episode that is my Humblapunian do do do woo hoo hi woo do hide is an actual thing in the Clone Wars oh yeah I know it's a thing so I remember I read a media reading it out of the fucking Darth Vader book fax he didn't know yeah I want to say that's probably where as was getting it from to I think as watches right let me you're almost as much as we do I'm willing to bet he seemed to get the references oh my god two booze in the room at once terrifying wait for me mr. boo really random writing piv of the day Praetorian God is the most overused designation for an elite unit besides Imperial God I would probably agree I almost said it but I was wondering like why do they call him the Praetorian Guard is it because it just sounds cool that's probably it right I guess how disappointing do do OT pre 90s is the Lucas film trilogy the only Star Wars films then special edition OT post 90s are Lucas edition trilogy prequels are George fanfic trilogy and sequel trilogy is the Disney Star Wars cash grab trilogy objectively more for Star Wars president God you imagine and like organize all of that shit imagine being like you approve of Mad Lauren season 2 you'd be like oh god I'm gonna do this all right did you guy like can I see the script and they're like you won't want to and it's not approved because no this works you've been here before don't stop him he's killing art again sorry just keeps happening those knives just keeps slipping in what can you do what can you see the beams facing toward OB under the balcony stop it from crushing OB once we just get pushed around his hip leg area instead of crushed it just looks really weird I don't know I'd have to slow it down repeat it to be able to explain myself better it looks odd as hell and it honestly the way it runs it just seems like it should be crushing his legs but it just does and it's a weird one they don't even have to have it happen he didn't need it at all he didn't need to crush him at all he just left him please skip this etarded video ah etarded works I guess hey we have to get through see his opinion get out there why do we only get this retarded garbage to watch what how long we've been watching you Pap you get us too you get the cast you get to talk about all kinds of things who's the best porno star was a heated debate for a moment there all kinds of stuff we get our weird ass very far questions that people send us we got like three of those in a row and then no more how is that in relation to my hot take on the Civil War comic I got a few more for you are you ready gents so alien Jaws, Jurassic Park the godfather part 1 and 2 an angel season 3 and 5 how do you feel about them objectively because well wow this is a lot of content to be able to go through that's a lot of things angel season 5 I adore alien I adore Jurassic Park I adore but all of them I would probably say with confidence are pretty strong just all of them in general I'd have to re-watch some of them to be able to defend them efficiently if I needed to I'm assuming you're suggesting that you think all of them are bad which my goodness that's that is a position they are Jedi they can see things before it happens so of course they reacted things early in a fight not those guards I don't want to use that defense anyway I was just going to raise more questions and you're right yeah the gods were reacting early maybe they're Sith gods you don't know maybe they're just a bunch of knights of Wren one of these like if you can't be a knights of Wren you just have to guard Snoke maybe it's well you don't even get dental like you said damn that's why they wear those masks because their teeth are all fucked up I want people to see them Molo one day I will call on rags the mightiest of the booty warriors to join me in my war against the kingdom of the bags replace the B with F who will you pick to be your new host partner I mean you don't understand how efficient rags is in the battle of that stuff he's going to be able to run when it comes to the battle of booty he's going to get it done and you'll be like right time for an e-fap episode and I'll be like how is the battle you'll be able to tell everybody e-fap movie suggestion kill the clowns from out of space it is so great that's a possibility no reason why we couldn't do that someday I think I've seen someone covering that like years ago but I've forgotten most of it sounds fine to me I never wear pants while listening to e-fap smiley face that's the way to go a lot of people recommend it and a lot of people haven't tried it and still recommend it that tells you something Yorkshire is God's own country reform your vik please I don't think we have the power to do that on e-fap but you know we'll try we'll look into it heal vs babyface is all talk and no speak I honestly don't know how you categorize those differently honestly to talk vs to speak they must share something of a commonality all cack and no balls noise either a lot of people didn't care about the scene or there were a very small number of people in charge who didn't let anyone tell them they were wrong I can believe all kinds of things could happen you can have everybody simultaneously feeling a sense of man can we be done with this now and that can lead to someone being like hey I think we've got it I think we can take care of it in editing and then they spot it the knife in daisies back and they're like fuck can we get this reshot and they're like new and so we have to live with a disappearing knife forever and have to listen perpetually to videos horribly try to explain how it's totally cool to have weapons randomly disappear do you know my theory is ranks what's your theory sometimes these people like when they write in these things have a moment of why the fuck did this problem have to be in the film I have to defend this stupid shit they couldn't have made this scene without literally teleporting a weapon out like damn it I gotta be the one to say hey you know what that's fine hey more of this actually personally I love disappearing knives so I have to get shit do do do this advice just preemptively ruined many careers oh we I agree yeah the problem with taking advice that comes from the people who say this stuff is like most of the time it's hey just you know value this weird gelatinous thing over logic every time they suggest it it's always like um feels weird that you're saying this value the performance value the heart the emotion all you see it is much more important to feel than it is to be correct under some kind of robotic standard sounds good on paper and then it leaves you just like TLJ and you're like uh weird there's so many cuts in that fight scene you think it was depressed and I see very good to be honest with you there was more cuts than I remembered in it which is not something I would put on the impressive scale because I thought the whole point was that there was so many choreography mistakes because it was such a long shot I didn't realize there was 39 cuts but apparently all of those cuts were super impressive so it's fine oh wow yeah it's amazing it really is it's just amazing no one talks about the guy who took the shot for Veda saved his life what a legend that pilot was DS612 aka Moeller Mithel no joke I am cool with that guy's name being Moeller that's crazy how come you guys never told me about this before there was a guy in the empire team called Moeller that seems like the kind of thing you'd tell me about chat I am disappoint all force and no lightsaber ooh I want that one Rey Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete global saturation rags it won't be long until we hear that directly from the source so ready I'm already excited right now hey mobly hello hi rags hey wanted to know if you guys could bring on Nick Rikita in the near future also wanted to thank rags for introducing me to the awesome music of Pogo and Brock Berrigan oh yeah there's some good some good stuff from those guys yeah we've had you working it couple of requests for Nick Rikita not against it whatsoever we'll try and sort it out since the future as you do I had a super large message in mind to show my love of this channel but I'm super broke and YouTube hates long men so just take my money and don't stop being objective love you guys thank you play this game with Anna that's very likely going to happen someday because like I said I am totally cool with the idea of if we have enough people at the end of coverage or something I'll be like hey you rags want to play a game with Anna of autism and then we'll have eFabGamings where we play them several times with like a cast of all kinds of characters what crazy things we'll get up to speaking of strong female characters and subverting expectations how about having a Darksider Sith who is not the villain just evil like how legends as Vistara, Kai Maro Jade or Lana Beniko I mean sure there's loads of ways you can do anything in the Star Wars universe for some reason Disney didn't know this they were just like I don't know fucking just trying to do the same stuff they did before see if that works it was kind of weird but yeah I'll be on board hey this is Spoodle Wars guy here hello I have a question on death of the author can you explain more long man I would highly recommend nitpicking nerd for a Star Trek eFab high rags hey there was just the concept that when you're analyzing a piece of work the author is fucking irrelevant as in hey are the jumpscares in amnesia rebirth jumpscares and then Thomas Grip is like they're not rags and I will be like oh it's nice that you said that but they are and you'd be like well I'm the author bitch I'd be like well death of the author bitch well that's the problem isn't it so yeah um but I would want to asterisk that with I'm always interested in the author's comments I like to find out what they think the thing is and what they tried to do um it's always a neat little input in the same way that I'm interested in other people's perspectives, opinions and things I may have missed but ultimately it's like an appeal to authority I guess like you can't just because you made it doesn't mean you know exactly what it is and I think a lot of people have trouble with that um especially like they do the whole thing in the videos where they're like some fans think they know Star Wars better than George Lucas and as we've said before we're like there will be those fans that's very possible I would even have to come to terms with that myself there are people who know EFAP's history better than rags and I do put together yeah we have historians librarians archivists you know we accidentally I mean I guess I accidentally covered a video we'd covered before and fucking everyone picked up on that shit before I did I was like oh it was gonna happen eventually um mm mm mm hey moobles and gang before Halloween arrives I have to know what do you think about the monster mash and is it superior to all the Christmas songs I do think so also ahoy hoy raggleton you know hello I like the monster mash the monster mash I don't know though I don't know how it ranks on when it comes to music yeah it's kind of a hard one if we took all of the best Halloweeny songs which is all the best Christmasy songs I feel like I'd pick a whole bunch from both and be like I like these alright booze I'm back you know something that's really the big gay about this game rags there's a room filled with what do you call them on these like big dust hills dust some things storms dust bevels like a mole hill but dust a mole hill but dust um dust mites do they have a name maybe I'm making this up dust looms yeah I don't know dust bunnies oh that could be it that sounds familiar either way those are in this room and whenever you leave it and come back they fucking respawn it takes ages to get rid of them boo if I am a cleaner of this place I demand the dust only reform after a certain amount of time otherwise I will cold do you have a capacity for that vacuum pack nope just keeps on going dang it's like a black hole one of the magical vacuums it's a fusion reactor you see Luigi doesn't even know what he's getting himself into though it was made by um what's his name the old man who made flood as well he made flood and the vacuum imagine having both of them the power rags you have the best drawings they are really good oh thank you they are also very um how do I put this user friendly like wholesome they rarely have just penises oh yeah I mean I figure everyone else had those covered I usually just try and draw you know people and just call them John I just find it amusing good old John people like John and Wombo of course he's a fan favorite nobody wants to see Wombo hurt I think yeah I want Wombo to have a good ending I hope we don't kill both of those games I hope they last a while I like them a lot I think they owe themselves a lot to replaying it's like TKO especially with different people all the time shifting around I always feel like people are a little anxious to do it for the first time and as soon as they're done with their first one they're like I kinda want to do that again now that I understand it fully so I think both games lend themselves to being like two rounds so yeah more to expect in the future oh look at this bird who just stripped 100 health away from him Jesus I'm very surprised this has worked oh fuck off I mean that worked pretty well um I would also recommend Star Fox Adventures and Star Fox Assault for Dolphin since they're GameCube games go for it long man hail rags hello and I remember assault being fun when I was a kid I never played it and that's the thing I'm trying to only play games I'm familiar with otherwise we may end up with a Sonic Heroes type situation which was a game where you loved it and it was great that's the thing I completed when I was younger I just apparently got really shit at Sonic as I got older which again not too worried about myself but the last thing we needed is more games I got stuck on guys don't you love seeing me be pro MLG Luigi's Mansion player I think you do gotta get you out of your comfort zone that's true but yeah maybe it was completely within Butcher's character to willingly let Stillwell's baby go kaboom long live long man, hail rags and thoughts on cod war zone so he didn't let the baby go kaboom? he killed it he caused the kaboom I'm just like yeah I don't know why we have to keep saying this it's getting weird there was nothing in the show to support the idea that Billy Butcher is cool with arbitrarily murdering babies there isn't you can keep saying there is, there isn't oh but he killed Mesma yeah Mesma sold them out and nearly got them all killed the guy who fucked them over and could have gotten them killed don't mistake me for saying that Billy Butcher would never kill a person there is a huge difference between killing a person who's betraying you or someone who's in your way even versus killing a baby but he picked up a soup baby and lasered a bunch of people with them when they could have shot it he's clearly doing that in the hopes that he'll fucking kill them well before they have a chance and that they wouldn't shoot the baby with that one and even still it just baffles me that you wouldn't want the show to address this you just want to accept that it's just like yeah you'll just kill anything arbitrarily I saw someone argue that if it's going to annoy Homelander he will do it no matter the cost because we're under no illusions that blowing up C4 next to Homelander will do fuck all and he knows that it's a really weird hill to die on there's a lot of people advocating for the butcher from the comics too he's a psycho they didn't do that in the show I'm sick of psychos I know right fucking iceman also what was the second part of that thoughts on cod warzone I believe you and I have not played it right yeah I have not played it I'm afraid we cannot comment but drinker and ass seem to have played it and they had some fun things that's what I will say um usually have you ever considered doing an audiobook my velvety voiced longman if ever there was consideration it's not anymore because I'm busy with all the other tisms I be doing but you can find the ant game out there if you wanted to listen to some stuff and then I guess when I play video games you listen to me read some stuff but yeah no real intentions to do any audio books but who knows what the future may hold um hey usually have you considered doing an e-fab about buffy with aiden and passion of the nude I think nude rottig wants to set one up eventually um though we will delay that until the very end of time until possibly rags are seeing it and then all of us can do it and it'll be really fun we'll talk about what's cool about it yeah rags you realize when we go on drinker stream on the 29th I think it is we're gonna have to fucking defend bly manner it's gonna happen can't believe it gonna have to talk about why it's not boring like bly manner is such a masterpiece um I wouldn't mean to imply defend from him I should mean defend in general probably same with you know buffy one day I'll have to do that on stream as well though that seems to be liked more than bly manner somehow so it's a weird world that we're in was metals talk written by hunter bite was metals about like fuck I can't remember it it was probably something really awkward and weird um had a wedding didn't watch this yet but I'm drunk and I love you guys this episode better be good jk lol I think it was quite alright don't you rags I like it before we were pretty nice yeah 1.5 times speed for the live broadcast thank you you can't do that in real time 1.25 times speed it's not possible yeah sorry about that but if you pulls it for like an hour and then come back to it you probably would be able to do that solution they're right there boo holy crap you guys are still at it here's some paola straight from hell oh my god we've been paid from hell 3rd game in penumbra series has a fucking donkey kong level I'm not joking you have to avoid exploding barrels on ramps also hi rags hi hey I don't quite remember that I feel like you might be exaggerating but you're also probably right it's a weird world we live in if they wanted the notebook look they should have had her lighter match to use that so you could see the notebook instead of bright screen so and I guess we should probably save the thingy but we can drawing pictures in that notebook in like the weirdest of times in the game yeah like instantly scribble scribble scribble when she'd see something I'm like yeah well when it was in like normal time I was like okay bit strange but alright it was a part where you're chasing you're trying to get to the doctor because you're about to give birth and you fucking draw pictures like the hell woman please we've got better more important things to do self aware cringe maybe they're referring to amnesia rebirth I wouldn't say it was self aware I'm afraid play generation zero and open world FPS about Sweden being overrun with armed robots good sandbox strategic gameplay they will kick your ass if you're not careful no characters and their story that's a turn off it's fine with no characters as long as the game plays fine I mean games can survive certainly on strong mechanics okay since as just did a video on blizzard blizz just posted a $600 statue for sale I had a good laugh I mean some customers are just super interested that sort of thing I don't know what are you all's thoughts on alien isolation I think we had that question earlier I have not played it I only ever played it twice and both times I stopped the stupid android section because it annoyed the hell out of me I guess I shouldn't have played it on the hardest difficulty because they can kill you really fast however if you jump into the nearest like vent they can't get to you so it's just this awkward cat and mouse thing and it got really boring but you know how it is as the disappointment of amnesia of stillbirth damaged halloween standing in the halloween vs christmas debate for 2020 oh definitely I mean we've got blimeanna I think it cancels it out pretty well I don't think christmas is going to muster up anything close to blimeanna what do you think it doesn't have anything to do with halloween totally does spooky ween it's really still halloween if it doesn't then what does amnesia have to do with it oh it's uh takes place on spookitisms my god spooky um mola this is what lots of film critic millenials say about the exorcist saying it's funny not scary not enough jumpscares not enough exorcism well I don't think anyone's describing blimeanna as funny um as for soma people weren't really going with funny for that either um but the exorcist like there are some things in that that I understand why millenials would find it funny you know like the some of the things the girl says your mother sucks cucks and sucks cucks and hell yeah I feel like that one is one that I could see people being like also I'll be right back yes sir what are your all your thoughts on dead by daylight so rags has not played it which means this is the perfect thing for me to answer while he's not here um it was incredibly buggy and tizmy however fun with friends especially when you're victorious and it's the the leveling system and the unlocks and the different characters and interactions with the enemies and even playing as killer we're fun what can I say I had a lot of fun on it but the phase of me playing it ended pretty quick um and I think it's still going and it's still pretty popular like I'm actually kind of impressed that the game is still going strong I didn't think it would be um and they got loads of IPs connected to it I don't know if they're planning on doing like a dead by daylight 2 or if they're just going to perpetually update dead by daylight 1 but I played that on release it's fucking older shit now that was back when I was streaming on twitch where the hell were you guys huh eFapChat where were you when I was streaming dead by daylight and have fun hmm disgusting also I think we have the key for the upstairs now right we do listen guys I'm probably not going to be able to get to the end boss by the time the stream ends and I'm not going to just stream killing the boss on the next time we do Superjack Hatch I'll just switch for another game okay I'm sorry I'm sorry your catharsis will be lost I will go as fast as I can I will go as fast as I can uh this cracked me up the crashing tie pilot in a new hope you joked about being Vader's BFF is actually called Mola look up Mola Vader's wingman yeah so at this point it's simply canon that guy was called Mola that guy was called Mola how fucking crazy is that haven't listened in full uh but will thanks for the great coverage no problem hope you guys had fun with it I put out a poll on the Mola subreddit about whether rebirth or machine for pigs was better and the vote was about even guys rebirth was terrible come on um I'd be willing to possibly admit that the machine for pigs is stronger I'd have to replay it but I mean there's so many things working against rebirth it's kind of crazy and in crazy nun that's you know I'm serious one day my son will hear this but now he's almost six months old and 10 kilograms hefty boy anyways I used to play with Metroid Prime controls on all shooters used to yeah they're weird um and it was a potential at one point and then it got kind of like squashed out you know by advancements I only got one hour to finish I believe in you yeah we're gonna try and get to the end of these super chats and then uh and I should be able to make it uh relatively swiftly um again no dino fun facts for you until you read the first on the catch up however did you know that they found colored footage of David Attenborough's old black and white tv show called the zoo and colored footage is considered even better than the high definition color we have nowadays well well that is a fun fact considered even better than high definition color we have nowadays and uh as for catching up on the other stuff we shall be trying to jump into EFAP 103 and fives on the Resident Evil 5 stream we should be able to um you know get get that soyd no um boop boop boop a suggestion for EFAP gaming Lord of the Rings Online MMORPG that is lore friendly to the books and quite fun it's a possibility rags and I are very stocked up right now for EFAP gaming we still got uh jeez yeah the halloween ones on the way as well who knows what clarityness is to come I've been to clue hello missives just want to say Final Fantasy 7 remake is an incredible remake of the original anyone who says it's objectively bad is wrong oh my god well I wouldn't know um I hope it's good yeah I don't really know so with as is Resident Evil analogy will frictional games give us the equivalent to RE5's Uroboros and 7 minutes is all I can spare memes I mean I guess I'll take that over another amnesia reboot go nuts frictional why not me as well oh such angry ghosts Japan's Age of Consent is 16 from singing the UNESCO Kids Rights Rights Act there's a persistent myth even in Japan that they have a low age of consent because they did prior to signing the act in 93 oh fair enough I do not know the specifics on that solo is not better than at will's end mmm that's a tough one to answer I'd have to rewatch them both I know they both pretty bad and they both have a giant squid monster so those sort of cancel each other out Bill Nye the hentai guy hello all started a new job after being unemployed for six months feels great but it cuts into my e-fab viewing sad face I'll catch up with the tisms on moolah love for chat and ear scratches for rags a little heart aww so nice a nice chat tonight so chill give us pirate six with depth bloom and nightly I don't think they're gonna do it they're going in a weird direction with the pirate's franchise I'm afraid folks real weird just because they have his heart and he follows their orders doesn't mean that it's objectively bad you're being subjective did I say objectively bad for him to be a cuck I don't think I did said I didn't like it but there are objectively bad parts to it he has several opportunities to take his control back and he doesn't because he's a fucking idiot don't test me on the third part of the Caribbean it pissed me right the fuck off when I watched it I will watch it again with rags and I will teach you all how bad it is and how much better it could have been had they given a shit that's not even a heart take everyone agrees the third part of the Caribbean sucks the second one's neat could have been good the problem with watching two without three is that it's a half a story Davey Jones deserved better he was like Bane he just got fucked over he had a really cool kill do you remember it rags when he puts all of his tentacles into a guy's face yeah yeah I do remember that I remember it got shit on reddit like a year ago and it was like this fucking happened in this film do you remember this people were like Jesus it's a kids movie but it's a really cool creepy death and it's literally when Davey Jones is like oh everyone's dead no one controls my heart anymore I guess I can just kill people now it sucks do do do more have you seen WatchMojo's top 20 scariest games vids they rank Soma 19 and all the FNAF games and it lol I mean do you just want to be surprised is that all you want do you just want to be startled by a sudden loud image on your screen seems to be a you don't need a game for that because like you know it's probably true like compared to the amount people got spooked like yeah that probably is the correct way to rate them because Soma was boring or not scary to loads of people alright then at least they're being honest breaking news Kanwe Kanye West has confirmed on Joe Rogan that he hated Disney Star Wars he's part of the fandom menace ladies and gentlemen I just I want to know the context for why that came up man's got some ideas like fuck Disney Star Wars am I right and Joe Rogan's like yeah man fuck that shit more love I need to re-birth is getting updated the fear jump scares are being toned down it's just skippable at least frictional cares right they cares to release like a day 3 update okay I don't understand like how did this happen if they care so much did nobody at the fucking company play the game how does this happen also that's a really good sign like hey this mechanic that's pissing everyone off we're gonna make it happen less now it's like oh like okay doesn't really solve the problem you need to get it out of the game sorry has to go there's actually no benefit to it being there it literally just annoys me oh but it's so worth it for the I can't believe they had the balls to say it wasn't a jump scare are you kidding me it fear flashes they're not jump scares they're fear flashes what the hell does that mean it's like a meme I'm not killing you I'm simply draining you of all your blood yo being exsanguinated not cued it's completely different rags has amnesia he mentioned Riley Reed in a fuck mary kill question before and I have forgotten then if I've mentioned her before then I have forgotten it could happen I could believe it we'll probably forget the next time she's mentioned too sounds like a girl friend in a superhero story yeah she does sound like a pepper pot sorry Mia Khalifa was like the most notorious porn star even though she was only active as a porn star for six months her family and Isis also want to kill her I remember us talking about that yeah weird one gear and then like a rat emoji you've got red on you my goodness do you think Biden will steal Bob's Christmas well it's going to be awkward for Bob if if Biden were to win he would have to start blaming him for everything I guess I don't know how Bob works maybe Bob can't blame himself for any of his failures oh gosh no question that really needs answered are pop tarts ravioli or dumplings also hi rags hi are pop tarts ravioli or donuts they'd be closer to donuts surely dumplings ravioli is like being inside pasta isn't it but the crust of a pop tart is more like it's bready it's doughy I really I like a dough nut well they said very deep question they said ravioli or dumplings it's a big thing that question wait a minute um is it possible to produce a good brain dead video game movie the trailer for the new monster under movie has me doubting a good oh good brand video game movie yeah I don't see theoretically there's no reason why you can't yeah no reason why you can't I think it's just a matter of does it get the budget it needs and do people care but just no reason doom wouldn't be a kick ass movie yeah it just has to be doom not not fuck around on Mars all shitty like in fairness doom annihilation was very good almost as good as doom with the rock you know but both excellent films um uh have you seen the movie peanut butter falcon about a guy with down syndrome and has she'll a booth weird ending but good rat ooo rags peanut butter hello first ooo to you but peanut butter falcon sounds like a very autistic pairing of words I have not seen it nor have I heard of it monster that doesn't look bad you fucking kidding me trailer looks alright I haven't seen it yet but I've heard it it's you know what everyone's entitled to their perspective I'm glad that you think it looks neat I I hope it is that's all I have to say partfall possible release date no promises not even gonna I feel like it's just better to not say anything until I have a better idea of when things happen molar is a fake gamer girl can't even give ghost the big suck shake my head hi rags hi I have collected 46 booze don't you think that's a lot of booze for someone who can't suck hmm that's a lot of booze molar and rags what kind of headphones would you recommend minotisming right now also sorry for my desktop computer in the last couple of e-fabs might have been a bit broad of a question to ask you a little bit kind of the same with headsets to a degree because it depends again on how much money you got to spend and what kind you prefer there's a couple of different sort of setup you can grab what headphones do you use I use the ATH ag1x closed back gaming headsets I really like them the mic that they come with is pretty good for a for a mic that's attached to a headset I think the sound quality is really excellent and there are only $150 now so I bought mine a little over three years ago and it's been working really well for me I've had absolutely no issues with it technically but it's an audio technica and their products have been really good for me works with like ps4s PCs I think it's you can use it with xboxes if you use those but man I very much do like it I would highly recommend that's already more detailed of an answer that I can even give about headsets yeah it's super comfortable which is another plus for it you can wear it and I have this thing all damn day and it feels very very comfy would highly recommend the ATH AG1X you should invite Procrastitara on eFap she's covered Batwoman and is hilarious probably best with just you two because she's shy I have heard it recommended for eFap before I don't know much more than well that and yeah possible in the future I'll keep that in mind plus check out TurboKid a movie on Amazon Prime it's super awesome interesting Finnish Sober so that's sober I think I just said Finnish Soma absolute masterclass watched your versus amnesia vids was great and Joseph Anderson is even more incompetent than I thought also play Outer Wilds yet another Outer Wilds recommendation and yeah glad you enjoyed the game and the videos you probably know all my perspective on Soma at that point yes Joseph Anderson was pretty incompetent when it came to that one Buckmary Kill, PSA Sitch, Literature Devil and ER hmm how do I decide this yeah I don't know enough about him I feel like it's impossible to kill any of them like they wouldn't they wouldn't be able to kill them they wouldn't die why won't you die just one to fuck it's like damn messed up Mary I know I've got no way to answer that in an interesting way I am lost feels bad man chat help me out fuck Mary Kill, Sitch Devil, Literature Devil and ER what's how we doing this how are we gonna pass it out kill Sitch because he can't find the motivation of the trade federation hmm off to see some more results as we go along I'll read some out internet historian said depressing movies don't equal good movies thoughts that's stupid yeah that's dumb I like internet historian but I would have to ask and be more specific about that I'd have to ask him what is he smoking and does good movie just mean movie you enjoy and if you don't enjoy depressing movies then that's just categorical for you I guess Mary devil because of the laugh that's fair that's fair save them all Mary ER kill Sitch for his PT versus ST take Sitch might be going down for these yours too quiet for me to be with maybe that's what you look for in a partner I don't want to fuck Satan see these are all these answers Park Satan eh don't kill me I will fuck you I will fuck you any man who's your daddy it's me Satan I feel like Satan would just be a cool dude there I said it yeah he's probably really cool you want to go out and do stuff probably super neat we just turned into doom guy very true someone already asked another fuck Mary kill we were defeated by this one obligatory super chat because you helped my sanity glad to hear it hope you're doing all right I love your content I know you're skeptical of TV shows but I would love to recommend black sales as one of them to watch it is very well written may the long man continue I mean I haven't heard many bad things at all about it I just don't many people who've watched it so I hope it's good where are you Bowser oh you bastard oh so anime news I on a whim I watched the first two episodes of berserk the 90s one the 97 one couldn't get past two episodes gonna be honest it couldn't get past two episodes maybe the new ones better I don't know I'm pretty sure everyone hates the new one now well I got it because guts theme popped up and I recommended for like a meme with a monkey and I was like oh wow this is really cool theme song and I was like I guess I'll I'll I'll watch berserk so I watched the 97 one and the first two episodes were really just they were very anime-ish and I was just like I'm done I'm out I'm finished we're done all I made a video about getting rid of his scoring system I feel like he made some great points about why all it does is cause problems with a look all it does is cause problems to have a scoring system and what like our our our out of 10 all this the suggested that's what Arlo said in relation to his own I mean under specific context it could cause problems but I mean you know as long as you understand why the person is giving the score and what the score is I don't know that it can't help you understand where they place it I don't know I just it's not like we've ever used yeah it's just a quick little way to just sort of you know what we think of a film without going into great detail and having a deep discussion on it something very general oh Luigi why you gotta be such a bitch before the ST hyperspace has always taken time they never hyperspace across galaxies during a space chase before the ST made the galaxy smaller well I'll agree with that for sure I was watching Return of the King with my girlfriend and I cried when Sam talked about how he would have liked to marry Rosie the thought of Sam spending what he thought to be his last moments thinking of her tore me up aww I mean yeah Lord Rings is really good shit and um I think Sam is commonly picked as a favorite character cause he's a good man he works real hard to get that shit done Carrie and Mr Frodo um Kanye West prefers the prequels thoughts I I can't um I don't know why anybody wouldn't so good for him I guess I just want to point this out this is going to chat right dang rags I'd say it gets better but knowing you it's a mute point a mute point M-U-T-E it's a mute point well I think that's how you know it's over right yeah they have the high ground I'll be back don't you do it there we go do you feel dead hi mark that didn't happen in Pirates of the Caribbean uh are you guys fans of good bad flicks also welcome to the best holiday month also hi rags oh hi good bad flicks I don't know what that is maybe a youtube channel not sure uh plantation sensation has no money but they want you to watch venture bros venture bros the youtube one right show venture bros is the adult swim show oh what I've seen has been pretty good um yeah I've I've not seen any of it but I've heard good things what is your favorite mario game is it sunshine you played a lot my favorite is yoshi's island uh probably sunshine and it's entirely because I played it so much when I was a kid and I like the vibe in the game I like a lot of mario games a lot of good ones uh efap metal band name every hmm what's a hardcore metal every frame of base every every I guess if we're a hardcore metal band it could be like um hmm every every fret or every I'm trying to think in um every fret a base or I don't know I'd have to think of it a bit I'm not sure music keep an eye on chat see if they come up with a clever one yeah maybe you should check out the chinese movie an elephant standing still one of the greatest modern films and extremely underrated as you can see mind chat rags is not a fan of anime but barbie movies high tier no offense raga so I was pretty specific that most of them a lot of them are really bad but there's a couple that I thought were okay and one that I thought was legit good but I'd have to re-watch it again to make sure because it's been ages since I've uh seen it anime cool barbie not cool learn it okay that works I just sort of trash you know just fucking get over it racist at me I don't fucking care you will get out to drags look out run away yeah let him I just went and watched the first pirates movie for the first time when you brought it up davie jone oh when you brought up davie jones I come back and you're still going I love evap yeah we're at eleven hours and six minutes how do you feel thoughts on halloween franchise I watched the new one thought it was shit and then saw the og and thought it was shit is the doggo in the thing is the doggo in the thing a gb a good boy well he's uh he's infected by the thing from the get go right so the thing the thing oh yeah yeah um can a doggo be a good boy while being infected by the thing I don't know I don't know I think the thing sort of disqualifies it gonna be a bad boy um and as for the halloween franchise the new one is absolute hot garbage the original I remember just being like that was fine um but I haven't seen in a while we will probably cover the new one on evap movies at some point it's gonna happen I decided my stance on halloween and christmas on halloween I have more fun but on christmas I feel more happiness interesting did I caught me there you probably feel happier on christmas because it's the best holiday with the most cheer with the most cheer I could agree with that it has more cheer than halloween but that's not really what halloween's gunning for uh rags say something controversial for once in your life ha rags beat you do it with the guts thing well the busy well I mean I like I really like the theme song like a whole lot I can super appreciate the theme song I'm glad that they went with something so uh unorthodox for you know a fellow like that I suppose but man the first two episodes were just fucking rough I could not get through the tropey animanness of it it was just so it was a fucking slog I don't know how people do it I don't know how people watch this genre you know you're gonna have to deal with like a whole season of that when you finally watch puffy right it's gonna be it's gonna be anal that's how bad that doesn't really make sense but I'm very tired yeah get to that point too uh rags curious about your surplus military uniforms I'm getting out of the army and can send you my old ACUs if you have a po box if you airsoft um I don't airsoft I just sort of have a lot of stuff I've accumulated accumulated over time for all sort like search and rescue and hiking and stuff like that and I just sort of compile it some of it's cool to have but I'm not actually looking to get anything more honestly I don't want to I I'm gonna try not to get more stuff if I can help it we'll try to cut down on the amount of things that I have but um I appreciate the effort though but I don't think I'd get much use out of it probably none I don't know much about whales but I don't think it's possible to stab a whale with just your boat what do you think hmm so many other problems with that moment that I kind of really address that part like can a boat plow through a whale that way I don't know I would say probably I guess because a boat is pointy at the front and if it's moving fast enough and it hits the underside of a whale I would probably say it could but I'm pure speculation yeah I don't know yeah I'm not sure I just I just don't know will you guys review Enola Homes at some point I found it entertaining yet a dumpster fire at the same time and would love e fat movies takedown it's possible it's just we got a lot of other things we're going on for and I feel like it's the kind of thing that we get pushed aside for so long that we forget about it but possible to say the least razor fist has agreed to be on e fat please do it I've got no way to contact him if he's interested do any of the ways that you can contact me because I've got all the options twitter, email, discord I can't private message on twitter I can't find any email to talk to him through and I don't have his discord so I just like this I don't know how to find him but like if he wants to come on he's totally welcome to yeah so here I'm using some of the videos and now I'm like short man bad where's my long man well it's true those videos are like between 20 and 40 minutes each there's some short shortisms right there um muller in your best creepypasta narrator voice please say and then the cat ate my last sandwich I don't know what that's for but we'll find out in future maybe a question for you both in your opinions what four shows movies or video game series do you believe should be what shouldn't have been remade oh man that's a big question should be remade in what shouldn't that might be one we have to tackle I'm gonna save it for when we play in resident evil 5 okay that's a perfect time yeah I do save that one yeah because I'm about I'm running on fumes here and that one does require it's an interesting question that probably would benefit from some thinking time will you play resident evil 4 on eFap hi rex I don't see what could happen at some point in the gamecube so I could play resident evil 4 honestly just play the steam version yeah I mean if I was gonna do one versions probably with the steam version um but yeah possible in future there is a combined total of around 7 mistakes give or take in duel of the fates it's insane they practice for months and it looks fantastic and again and obi one also have the same quality cool I believe it versus what they shambled around with in the throne room yeah what they crapped out in tlg yeah I think at some point along the way disney just realized that people will clap at anything so why do the effort why work bone it in as they say with some stuff this is the way baby Yoda so yeah alright after listening to you choose various tastes in anime I'm fairly confident in recommending monster we've had so many recommendations this stream like it's in human so many hey guys so what about any two characters from the MCU in star wars universe and why any two characters from the star wars and MCU like which one one goes to one one goes to the other I guess so I would want I think it would be pretty cool to see Vader in the MCU I think so too let's put Vader in the MCU and if I'm going to put someone from the MCU in Star Wars it would probably be Doctor Strange because I'm interested what he would do with the force and I'm interested to see if Vader would like try and achieve some level of power or how he'd go about trying to remain under wraps to a degree with knowing he's in this alien world or what he'd even do like what would his mission be what would his objective be or just just because I'm curious what funny things he has to say about Star Wars especially in the sequels he'd be calling everybody just stupid and it'd be great for the final of our four choices we're moving Jabba into the MCU I want to see Jabba what the fuck is this place have Iron Man interact with it would be funny it has none of the annoying tropes usually found in animu just a straightforward thriller that happens to be animated and that's about monster by the way hmm long man, if Drinker does a stream on Hot Fuzz would you be down for it At Will's End was a weird one yeah, that's the pirate's movie right and I wouldn't be against that I don't know when he would do it Hot Fuzz wouldn't just be like a seasonal thing it would just be something he tries out at some point so possible yeah it's possible and rags, have you played Baldur's Gate 3 I gave you a quick nod in my Geeks and Gamers video on it because it was your Divinity video which got me interested in Larian I liked it but recommended others wait for 1.0 yeah I am definitely going to play it I haven't yet I'm definitely going to play it though with full release because I love Divinity Original Sin 1 and Original Sin 2 and I'm very very curious to see what Larian does and I could use could use a good RPG could use myself a good yoset down thinky thinky kind of game hmm sorry if you've already answered this but any plans to cover Cosmote's video on the boy season 2 also hello raggleton hi no just not really no I feel like we've already exhausted coverage of the boys by just going through every single episode with curfews yeah I'm kind of done with it I don't feel the need to cover a video on it but if there's one that's particularly interesting or make some points that we haven't considered or whatever you know possible in future but I doubt will be I'd like you know a little break from Cosmote's Tisms it'd be nice he's really bad at what he does in the same way make shit up or get shit wrong constantly you have to listen to the voice it's not the greatest thing rags rags have you heard of Goepp's opinions also hi rags hi um I've not heard of Goepp's well I have no idea about that neither have I send invite to razor fist for efab I've tried to look romantic okay so again as we've said we don't have a way to contact him he needs to have he needs to contact us send me a message on anything I will try and catch anything with a razor fist email discord twitter parlor something he needs to contact us somehow fuck mary kill butcher homelander hui kill homelander mary hui kill butcher oh wait we killed two people right fuck butcher kill homelander mary hui um that seems to be the safest choice mary butcher fuck hui I don't know about marrying butcher he's kind of crazy but if you're like married to him he would become like extremely protective of you I guess yeah okay he would just be boring yeah he would just be fucking boring I agree with that for sure um human intercourse mary kill rags rags mum rags grandma pre ruined pre ruined um I guess I kill my grandma um you know I think mostly pragmatic reasons I guess um I guess I would fuck myself and marry my mom and then just divorce her afterward right yeah yeah awkward but I had to do it because of the spooky wizard yeah also sorry about grandma and me masturbating but you know it's just you know it's life hours beyond my control I'm afraid I watched your amnesia rebirth stream then got recommended your amnesia vs soma series it's really good maybe want to play soma despite never having any interest in it also hi rags yeah I mean hi hi a big deal with that series was like hey guys somas actually pretty really good don't listen to all the crazy people say it's not I swear so yeah glad to have fun with them just to clarify not seeing those films and shows are objectively bad just have some serious tisms you and everyone just seem to overlook especially alien jaws and Jurassic Park and the angel seasons just disappointing not bad uh we've pointed some out in Jurassic Park before I'd be curious what the alien one is all all ones are and then yeah there's gonna be ones I could probably point out throughout Angel as a TV show there are a couple TV shows have it a lot harder the movies do with the amount of continuity but um yeah it's fair enough can we get a golden girls e fat mini in december in honor of rags ruining his grandmother for Christmas is that something you want to honor why why would you want to watch us reacting to golden girls golden girls is funny though well even if that were the case you just just laughing at it I guess maybe maybe could we're kudos get razor fist go to facebook I don't have facebook I hate facebook yeah fuck facebook surely he has if he has parlor just boop rags on there and if he has twitter boop me on there and if he has emails might just email me he has an email he can email one of us yeah I can't find his email I did try so literally the next one says you can contact him on facebook why is he using facebook for main contacts facebook sucks not to say that twitter is any better don't worry I'm not suggesting that we will sort it out eventually especially if he's interested which it seems to be the case then we'll probably cover a movie bob video because I'm aware that he's a big fan yeah and with that I reached the end of the stupid chats for this episode which means we didn't fall behind them however I know that people are sent in stream labs I'm gonna collect them all up and rags and I will tackle them as well as the question we skipped over today first when we do resident evil 5 assuming we still do I will be honest with you like I need to have food and then I need to go to sleep and by the time I wake up I might just jump right into resident evil 5 and I don't know if I'll be 100% able to in terms of just coherency but we'll see I hope to yeah I'm gonna grab a snack and I'm gonna head to bed myself um so Hill House like as a series thing on on EFAP it will be coming soon it should be pretty cool you guys are gonna have to let me know what you think of it it's very different and we might do it with more stuff in future um and then Bly Man is gonna be after that and in the meantime I'm working on the boys season 2 being shit while rags is working on the Mandalorian being shit TV shows we hate everything and then of course before we'll probably be done with either of those we're gonna have to be dealing with fucking Mandalorian season 2 which will be coming out the night before we do halloween jesus god there's so much shit going on um so yeah upcoming streams we're gonna be on drinkers on the 29th we're gonna be doing EFAP gaming on the 30th with a bunch of people then we're doing two streams on halloween one for EFAP one for playing that video game with five people that should be a lot of fun and we're recording the meme FAP in two days seriously like I don't... it's weird it's been a weird month it's just non-stop stuff but uh hope you guys have been having fun with it and thank you all so much for the incredibly kind donations wonderful artistic contributions which we shall be showing off a lot more so in the coming meme FAP and uh and for the guests this was a fun one it's good shit went through a lot of different things that I just tweaked out to I'm glad people have fun on those they are neat so here's the thing I ficken hate true you know I reckon that's supposed to be Trump and yeah that about closes us out is there anything else you wanted to mention rags? no I am all I'm all set I'm done I'm all finished rags in your best skeleton voice bragging I'm not allowed within 200 yards of an elementary school he-man I'm not allowed within 200 yards of an elementary school he-man yeah so I remember that episode um thank you all for watching and good night