 Jacksonville, Florida, you already know what time it is. Duvall County, you already know what time it is. Man, it's the 85 South Show September 11th. We're going to serve our star veterans arena. We're coming live, so get your tickets. You already know what it is, man. I was just there a couple weeks ago at Dracula's Lair and all y'all said y'all was coming, man, so make sure you get your tickets. September 11th. Jacksonville, Florida, Duvall County. What are we doing when we going down to Duvall? 85 South to Colgers Parkhead, September 11th. Jacksonville, Florida. Jacksonville, Duvall, we coming bike. Jacksonville, we coming bike. Jacksonville, we coming bike. Vice star veterans arena, get your tickets. We see y'all on September 11th. We got our first married couple in here tonight. Who like being the first? It's going to be in our first episode of Black Love. Okay. I like that. That's the song. Carlos, you off for Black Love? I'm off for it. I know your slogan, Black Men Don't Cheat. That's right. We don't get to express how we see love. You know what I'm saying? Nobody never asked Black Men. We haven't had one love story moving from a Black Men's perspective. That's not true. I'm telling you. A Black Love story from a Black Men's perspective? From a Black Men's perspective. Well, we watched... Maybe from a Black Men, but a nigga ain't told his story yet. That might be true. But what about Hustler Flo? That was a Black Men perspective. I felt like that was more about the love of the game. That's true. That he might be right. We only get flash. One more. That was a long man in comedy. He was getting told a lesson. Oh, I know one. I know a good one, and it's a comedian. Chris Rock. I think I love my wife. I think I love my wife. We had that on the other day. We sure did. I was getting on type of dirty look. You better not. Don't even think about it. Watch a movie now. I think about everything I think. Do I? I'm so excited to try. I'm so excited to try. This is a free space. This is a safe space. Can I get real ghetto? I don't see it. I don't see it. I use sometimes my... Oh, you got that little Y one. Matches the table. Don't tell anybody I did the candle. We can still get hood. That's just how we do. We want to keep it real black. I'm telling my Soul Train Award black. I like that. That's black black. How long have you been smoking, Carlos? How long? Shit. This is my anniversary. It's been 20 years. 20 years. But you're not right. That means you stopped when you were 12? 18. You're 38? And I'm special. You are? Like 38 special. Your beard looks so grown. It's so full now. 38? 38 hitting there. That's how my's was. I need to go back down to 35. Cut it down. Yeah, you look sexy. You hit them with that young shit. I had to go up for a minute. That's the age, man. You can always knock a few years off. A little facial hair. You don't let me dye it, though. Nah. I see a little salt and pepper coming in. I know because I show mine, too. Fuck it. I don't want to mess up my lace front, but... Yeah, I feel it. Oh, look, it ain't blue. I was watching the Lakers trade today. That's why I put my LeBronze on. And they was like, this is the home school. I was like, I'm holding all these motherfuckers. Right. Lovin' it. They just really retire us. So I really just got grown. Just got grown? Yeah, not too long ago. Me, too. Not too long ago when I got married. What? Ain't that about nothing? Look at God. What made you grown? She is 38. You ain't really officially grown until you get 35. 35 is a good number. When you're 35, like 25, you're grown. Right. But 35 is like, okay, you really grown. And 40, you don't give a fuck. I'm 43. You professionally grown. Yeah. But then when you're like 44, you're what they call grown. They call grown as hell. I'm almost grown as hell. January 2nd, I'll be grown as hell. You see what I'm saying? Grown as hell hit different. Right. You can start your conversation now, but they be like, first of all, I'm grown as hell. And it hit different. Everything you say after that, let's motherfuckers know that you mature and grown as hell. You're at least 44. And I'm telling you, you know, I'm more talented to rate higher than everybody. We can claim ours a little earlier. That's true. But what makes you grown is not just a number though, right? I feel like when you paying all your bills and a few bills that ain't got shit to do, that's when you grow these bills. I'm talking about bills that you ain't, you don't even know where these bills go. But they your bills because you a grown ass man. That's it. I've been doing that since... Yeah, first morning. Alright. I'm 46, so I've been grown as man for a long time. 46. You up there, buddy. You at that age where you can fall asleep anywhere and can't nobody say nothing. And he does. Because if a 46 year old black man, you don't have to explain nobody why you died. And he does. Give me five minutes, I'll be right here like this. He does. He does. But he earned that. Shit. I wish Martin Luther King was still alive. I do. I think about that shit when I be smoking. I just wonder what kind of old school nigga he would have been. Do you think Bill Cosby went off with that pound cake speed? Just imagine this. Martin Luther King was here to see all this shit. No, this ain't what I was talking about. I got this shit fucked up. I think that would grow to be a whole angry black man. But really. And we'd have been showing him love to like, I don't even worry about it. No, shit would have been different if he was still alive. Martin Luther King going live on Facebook two o'clock to talk about what. He just saw Carter B. in the video. He mad. I would love to see him on there debating where he got damn Dr. Oomar. Them little t-shirts would have had him mad as hell. Martin Luther King still supposed to be here. I don't give a fuck with nobody. That's right. That's how I feel about Michael Jackson. But then a woman, you know, the moment you find out that Michael was gone, you're like, well, how am I going to explain this to my kid? My theory, Michael Jackson was Jesus. What you smoking? The shit you gave me. Let me go. Think about this. Michael Jackson dead and gone, right? It's little kids, little babies that's two and three years old that nobody ever said, that's Michael Jackson. And they know that's Michael Jackson. I'm trying to tell you, my baby was only like two when he died, but she knew everything about him by the time she was five. Told you. It's like, well, he's been dead a few years ago and I really didn't explain him to you. So how do you know so much about Michael? Why you ain't never dropped that gospel album? When we seen you singing on the show, we thought for show some. You always won so. At least. You had America crying. Yeah, you know what? I don't think I really wanted to do gospel music because I was raised up in the church. You should have sung something. That shit was powerful, even if it was happy birthday. You're right. But you know what, it was so hard back then. I do sing, I mean, I have a song that's on Apple right now, FNL, Fall in Love, you guys can go to actually not just on Apple on music outlets, you can get that. But I started off as a reality star and back then, because that was like in 2006, once you come out as something, they kind of box you in and they don't really allow you. It's different now, but back then if you were that, it was like, okay, yeah, you can sing. We heard you on the show. No, you can sing. That was singing. I fucked America up with that one because it's been a little minutes since we've seen some singing. Like every now and then you'll catch a little singing on TV. Like, no, fuck that, she's singing. Thank you. Ariana Grande snuck a little singing on their ass. You remember she was at that funeral? She's so cold. And then she was like, go on up there and sing, Ariana. Then she fucked around and got up there and started singing and they were like, who little girl is that? She can sing. Ariana Cole. She can sing, though. Should Adele be singing? Yeah. Christina Aguilera got a good voice. Really, Christina Aguilera? She fucked around and get to singing. Yeah, she can sing. There's a few little singers out there now. How y'all ready to start the show? Hey, welcome back to the 80 facts. I feel so grown because I'm on this show. I watched this at home. I feel like in the man cave, I was having a man cave at our house. Every man need one. Once he, you know, let me know, baby. I like to keep it prestigious, but I like to also... I was like, Santana? See, I feel like both of y'all like hood legends. For real? For different shit. Like I'm saying, the world saw you on the flavor of love shit. And then, bro, you had one of the most interesting stories. They just made a whole movie about this shit. Still... Y'all, man, what was your reaction when you saw it and you having to look at it and like, man, that kinda happened, but it didn't because, you know, they had to move it a little bit. Nah, it was... It even was very transparent in letting us be involved in the whole process. Story telling, reading the script, editing sessions, being on set. So, even if we felt something wasn't right, we was able to go to her and she would correct it. Oh, bad. And so that was dope. Oh, hold on. Let me introduce y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, this lovely wife, London Delicious Santana. Aw, that is so cool. We never gonna stop calling her that. Thank you. Delicious? I like delicious. I told you, you was a hood legend. And when you got a nickname in the hood, you always that. You can go over to be the first lady. We still be like, delicious! And she still be like, what's up? She gonna play out something like, shut up. No, she be like, what up, though? Yes. She give it up. I love it. He call me D. Yeah, he do. Hey, he was his wife. He probably call you a whole lot of shit. Depends on the mood. I see what you get away with. That's not ever be my damn pet name. Octopus. That's your girl pet name? Hell no. I'm looking for a girl with an octopus. Wait, I'm not like that. You saw my octopus. You saw my octopus. You got all those hands just be all over you. See? How about you flip it? You can make that shit work. Yeah, you make it work. Octopus laid on the night. Need some water. This is how we do it. Man, it just seem like y'all just really enjoy each other's company and shit like that. We do this fucking house. Y'all be making my man jumping tic-tac videos and all type of shit. Man, you in a house full of girls, man. Yeah, full of girls. You'll never get to go to the bathroom, dude. It's like women just be in the bathroom just to be in there. It's like they got some shit under the cabinet. He goes to the bathroom the most, actually. Look, I go to the bathroom, come back, and they in the bed. I'm like, how this happen? It's three in the morning. They take over our room. When did the kids come down and just jump in the bed at three in the morning? Yeah. You get in the bed. It's a bed full of motherfuckers. You just got to find your corner. That's it. That's it. Find a spot. It's part of being the daddy, man. They just got to take whatever left. This is what you're going to tell them to get out. You're going to tell 11-year-old, get out the bed. No, the pandemic did that to us, though. It's hard to fucking wake up on 11-year-old. My son, 12, it's like when they sleep. I don't know if I need to call somebody or what. What the fuck was you doing last night? Go get her. I will go to another room because she won't get out. She won't get out. She starts school tomorrow. That's what's up. Birthday at middle school. They might shit this shit back down. I'm worried. She has to sit in the school for eight to ten hours in a mask. That's a long, bad time. I don't like to be in a mask at all. I know we need it. That's what we stay in the house. Unless we have to be out for work on event. We keep it in there. We have to be out for shit. That's how I started smoking weed. I used to hate weed. What? I used to tell my brother, they here, all three of them looking like... They high as fuck. But they know growing up, I didn't play. I mean, my thing was education. Be respectful and clean. And I thought weed was none of the above. Dirty? We taught you how to be respectful. You get high. You're not even speak to the motherfuckers. You don't like... Be respectful. That's respect right there. Oh. You got to be respectful of you smoking weed. How you gonna get some weed? I thought I would do it. You know weed, you disrespect. Hey, man, bring weed outside. Don't bring your boy back. How much you want for this? Too much. Oh, here you go. How about weed from you every day? So if I buy a tool, can I get a throw in for free? Mm-mm. We always win the deal. We didn't make you grow up, though, because I told you, it really just makes you focus on the shit that you like and the shit that you don't like. You can't even really fuck with it. It's so far away. That's what they should have said because that's not what I thought weed was about. So when you started smoking weed, I've been fucking missing out. Exactly. So you know I did Morning Show Radio back home in Detroit. And my two co-stars. Foolish. That is the ambassador of weed. And Big Greg. They wake up, but these are men with degrees. They smell good. They look good. You know, they have households and families. So when I see them coming in, like, we in the studio 5.30 a.m., they light up early in the morning. Like, they have it for breakfast. They have it on, you know, talking breaks. So they had to be there at 5.30. They probably started smoking around 3 or 4, 3.30. At least 3.45. That's crazy. But you're probably right. But they function just fine. So that started. We make simple shit better. Smokes on weed and take a shower. Oh, I love it. That's how you know you have it. When them goddamn shallow drops start feeling like little fingers on your back, you'll be in them motherfuckers for 30 minutes. Yeah. It can also make you creative, too, man. Go in the refrigerator. You start to put shit together. Not only will you feed yourself, you'll make a little lunch. I got the sandwich and the fruit cocktail. Last little bit of chips that did nobody want and a juice. And it's going to do the trick. Exactly. Good ass ideas. We to make you start making a list, too, in your mind. You start making your little list, because you're high and you don't want to do shit. You'll be like, I'm going to get up. I'm going to the kitchen. I'm going to go to the bathroom first and grab my cover. Then I'm coming right back. Ready? Break. Why everybody on that wall shaking their head because they're all a beginner. Maybe I haven't gotten to that point. It's people who don't smoke weed that make us keep smoking weed. Yes. Hell yes. Because I'm trying to convince my mom to start. And she's not with it. She didn't smoke weed before. That's what she don't know. My mom? Yeah, when she smoked, it was refill. You got to let her know it's not the same weed that's been around. She's so Christian. I think they always had to tell them what page to turn to in the Bible because that's what old ladies keep their joints. Okay. You probably right. I know I'm right. Hold on, I got something in Genesis. I can't read Genesis. We started. We got her on some CBD stuff. Yeah, we started early. We started early. How she liking it? She liked it. Some of that CBD it have verse effects though. You don't be hot, but you be somewhere wondering if you have. Yes. Like we gave her edible and that didn't do right. She was going to poop on the couch. No, I don't give her that. She didn't know if she could get up to walk. Have you had an edible? Do you do edibles? You like them? I have to be at home and somebody watching me. Because, you know, I'm out. I'm going to the emergency room. I might call the police for help. You have to just let yourself know before you start eating them. No matter what the fuck happened, ain't nothing really happening. No, yes. No, you are absolutely right. Now, if you start believing this shit is happening, then it's happening. But if you eat that shit and be like, mm-hmm, ain't no way. And I don't think you should do it in public if you're not really, you know, like comfortable with it. No, I think you should. Some people need to be in public so they can know. I was at the radio and it was time for me to talk. I started crying. Yeah, like that edible shit is, like, serious. You got to be ready for that. You were a lady, though. Your body chemistry might have took that shit the wrong way. It did so many divas. I went through five emotions in two minutes. I ain't never been over here having nothing to just be crying about some shit. It said one time I was hat-washing the colored purple and I just couldn't take that shit no more. What was bothering you? That part where he had all them letters. Oh, yeah. Find a letter. In the flow. In the box. That was the part right there for me. He had to do that shit. And he left the money there, too. Yes, it was her and she got it. She over there struck me. He got all the good. 45, five dollar bills for Miss Sealy. That was enough money for her to start her own life. You see where she got it? She bought a whole gap of them bills. And you knew she paid extra for it because she was black and they didn't want black people on their shit. Damn, he fucked their money up. He did. He did a lot of bullshit. Yeah. But yeah, we just make all this shit better. J-O-N, you had it right now because you ain't even playing no fucking background music or nothing. I'm about to fire him, though. I'm about to let him go. Because first of all, we've been having all these people come through here and he been cutting side deals like G-Money. Now he's going to cut me back. I can barely hear the instrumental played, bro. Bro, he playing with two little half-instrumentals, man. Me and him used to do 12 songs at a time. Oh, wow. Just to cut me all the way off. Keeping all the good shit for his album. Am I my brother's keeper? Hell no. Hell no. You see what he had to do to G-Money? Yeah. He had to do that to him. I hated him for that. No, he had to shoot G-Money. He had to shoot him? Why you think he had to shoot him? You can't run a fucking crack empire with a crack head. No, but you should put him in rehab. You just put him in rehab? He's got to tell all the business as soon as he get clean. He was me, he need no brown. Dutton man, he can't talk. He edited. You had to come to the building and we tell you how deep, and then your crack come up like your day-to-day. He would have told the whole school. I know. So is that what rehab does to... I don't know. I ain't never been to rehab. All the shit I do, I do just enough. I ain't never went excessive with anything. Except working. Me too. But they don't have no rehab for that. I'm in Harry's. I love you. I told you he was like family. My daughters, all in Harry's. April 8th, April 16th. They the best people. We the most, don't give a fuck, most giving a fuck to people. We don't give a fuck, but we do at the same time. That's so true. But if we don't, there's no coming back. Yeah. We can respectfully leave you to fuck alone like we ain't never met you before. That's a capital trade too. When we gonna get through this one, but after this one, I don't know you no more. When's your birthday? April 2nd. Me and Marvin Gaye. Okay. Okay. Nice. I ain't know y'all really be watching this show like this. Yes. Now that I smoke, I be down there. I'm in the sports. 85's out. You saw that one already. I didn't see the whole thing. You gotta watch it. Every time you watch it, it's some new shit. Yes. When you jumped off the couch, I swear I did it in my basement. I jumped with you. Yes. Because they made you do it a few times. How old are you? She said she was 30. 32 or something. You said your pussy trashed. That was classic. We've run that about six times. He said 10 motherfuckers. So I said what the fuck? He's cracking up. He kept rewinding it. Your pussy trashed. I thought you were practicing that. Because he kept rewinding it. Your pussy trashed. I don't care no fucking shit. I'm just talking shit. That was one of the wildest shows. No, is that the one with the head? That's the one with the lesbian chicks. No, the one with the head was so crazy. The guy with the big head. Y'all didn't let him live. Yeah. Yeah, he got one of them. We talked shit at all these shows. We had a show. What was we at? Biloxi with the old white lady? Yes. Man. DC didn't turn her up. We watched a movie. We stay having the morning. That's what this show is for, man. We want to be the serrated morning cartoons. Right. When you wake up and you back in the living room. Even if you can't hear that shit. There's just something about seeing us up there. Just make the house here different. No, we do. We catch them, turn it on, listen to it. Then the kids walk in. I'll be like, turn it off. Turn it off, the kids is in the room. My 11-year-old, she's trying to sneak in on them 85-style shows. Black children watch this shit. Babies and everything. People be sending those videos. They babies just be looking from the side of the car. Feet loose. Then they hit a cuss word. They be like... Babies know what's going on. I'm telling you, this show is a phenomenon. All kinds of people watch this shit. Black people, white people. Especially the ones who don't have no white people friends. They love this shit. Gangsters, thugs. People who work at the courthouse. People who work for the city. Pastors. Everybody. Everybody who worked at used car lights. They play this down there. Barber shops, beauty salons. Beauty supply stores. Of course. Those barbershops in the mall. They play all that loud ass shit with the cuss and they don't play no unedited. They play this shit. That's what's up. This is just places I've seen it on there. I've been in places where they're watching this shit. Not serving me. Not knowing that they watching me. That course for the discount. I don't even ask for the discount because then you got to do too much shit. Right. For that. I don't even ever be thinking people know me. I'm at Wendy's trying to order my shit. Negan managed to peek behind the back. Hell no, look, come here. Come here. I'm not coming back here. You come back here, bro. I'm going back there. I'm going back there. He be cooking. What y'all want? I don't know how to cook, but we're going to make this happen. Don't put me back there. Start burning. This shit's so crazy, man. People watch this shit and they just know you to them. They just go places. And you never know who the fuck it is. I just go try to check in the hotel. The girl be like, I know who you is, but you still can't check in. Why? Why does she have to leave with that? Is this person? I'm going to sleep in this couch. That's it. When my room is ready. Yeah. I'm that type of nigga. I be tired as fuck. Landing early, then the room ain't ready. Oh, yeah, I hate that. They talking about checking in at three o'clock. I'm like, bitch, I'll be ready to go at three o'clock. No, I be asking, can I go help them? I seriously... You clean your room up. I clean up for the cleaning company when they come. Him and my kids be so mad. I wake them up. Come on, clean people are on the way. I'm like... And the kids be looking like, so why we got cleaning people before? But I have OCD. And that's a condition that I wish I had a little bit more control over, but I don't. Keep smoking. You're going to stop that shit. No, it actually... Oh, look, wait a minute. No, do you know that we actually make it worse? We'll be down there in the man cave, and the man cave is supposed to be like the men. As soon as the weed kick in, I'm like, y'all stop the pause, the pause the show, get the vacuum cleaner real quick. No, it's the man cave. It's supposed to be drawers and that mother... Oh, like, man, yeah, we tell her that. No, I sell every 30 things. It's my like Fabuloso, man. It's supposed to smell like... Uh-uh. That's it. We got full bars. Fabuloso and Windex. Man, shit, all the chemicals, we don't kill so good. We have ventilation system now, so they won't. But yeah, I like to clean up. When I smoke weed, it make me do it a little bit more. Or I get stuck. You ever get high and watch your moving? Nah, I couldn't do it. I tried. It didn't work. It make its high go down. Yeah, it didn't work. I start... It just becomes so deep, I start over-analyzing. I can't do it. I won't make it. Damn, man. I can't do it. I don't even watch it now. Really? Yeah. Once is enough. Yeah, once. I had to see it a couple of times. I seen it about maybe four times. And that was it for me. Damn. After that, I don't watch it. Man, that's the hell of a story. Tell me about the shirt. That's a good one. Uh, yeah. I created that shirt when I was high, too. It was crazy. Wow. See? Yeah. I created a company called Parking Madison. Because when I lived in Harlem, I lived on the 111st Street between Madison and Parking. Right? And so, for me as a little boy, as a 40-year-old kid, I loved to sketch. And when I went to prison, I kind of lost that drive. And so, throughout the years, I tried to reclaim it. And I just couldn't. You're dealing with too much other shit. Yeah. And so, it wasn't until after exoneration, I was sitting down with a good friend of mine. And he said, what you gonna do now? You know, you got exonerated. You won the civil suit from the city. You can go and live your life. And I felt at that point, I had time to try to reclaim my passion. Hell, yeah. That's how I was created. What you gonna do? What the fuck? That was it. Man, do some shit you can't even write. It's a wrath, my lady. Do all this shit. Every goddamn thing. Well, cowboy boots, sometimes. Man, do you think you're a weirdo? It's outfitted. What a bitch, sometimes. Just dress like a whole goddamn bullfighter. Do it. Just buy outfitted. Don't even explain them to people. Full fucking outfitted. Places you ain't never worked at before. Stupid shit. Oh, I'm finna fuck y'all up. I've been saving up some outfitted. I'm just dressing like the nigga that put the luggage on the plane. Oh, shit. Don't worry about it, man. Have a good lady, man. I got some jeans with 50 pockets on them. I can't wait to wear them. Just waiting on a little bit more confidence to kick in. Giving these niggas chances to get their outfits together. Don't ask me nothing. Oh, my God. Wear what you want. What? I got the durad coming out with the earphone. I'm all kind of shit. I'm going stupid. I'm not creative, man. Definitely. I got some shit coming out for the ladies. It's a bra with a phone charger in it. I figure if they're going to put their phone in their bra anyway, might as well charge it. Well, what about they won't get shocked or anything? No, it's a little pocket. Because it's going to fit right in the t-shirt. Why are you going to charge it? It's a little thing. Yup. I'm going to plug it up to the socket. She can take it off and charge it. It's in the bra. Like a pre-charge? A regular bra. But it's got a phone pocket. In the pocket. That's where it's charging it. It's back power. I think you should try a men first though. The motion. With a tank top version. I don't think women are going to... Because we already have breasts when they keep their phone there. I don't, but I know what you mean. Might as well charge that bitch. I think she got to take it off and charge it. You walk in and be like, six bras just charge it. How about just a cord in the bra and she could just count it. How about y'all don't make decisions on women's bras? She can sit on a couch like this and she haven't clicked up just charge them when she talking. How about this? How about this for the fellas then? How about some drawers that clean your balls as you wear them. I can see the way you clean my balls. The cleaning your balls get. That's it. That would not work. So I'm moving around the house more. Cleaning my balls. Exactly. That'll work. That'll go. Stefan, write that idea down. No. Now your your draws are wet. No, it ain't even about, it's not that. We could do some kind of dry fit technology. I'm sure the engineers at Nike already have the technology. It's just not being used for that. I'm sure we could probably like substitute like a doctor's shows. You know, they can make your feet smell good. I know they can do something for your balls. I'm different. I think if it ain't wet, it ain't washed. I don't like that dry cleaning. I don't even like dry shampoo because I don't I don't know how that works. It's some kind of gel technology that we can develop. Yeah. Do you think that when you use a hand sanitizer if your hands are dirty, that that's cleaning your hands completely without water? I mean, I thought that that's exactly what they made it for. No, it's a sanitizer. So like a lot of people like if you were working on a car, for example, some people will just take a bottle of the little hand sanitizer and clean the oil off of their hands. First. And then wash it. No. That's what I'm saying. Some people use it as in a one step. If it ain't water, it ain't washed. That's the same thing with your balls and draws without water. But I'm saying like, I'm not saying you would just throw these draws on dirty balls. I'm saying to prevent dirty balls from being the dirtiest balls that you do. No, I like that. I'm saying like a preventative dirty ball. You wouldn't go to your balls already dirty and be like, uh-oh, let me put my paper on. Let me clean my balls. I'm saying like at the beginning of the day like fresh out. I'm just chilling going to the man cave. Might as well keep these balls on 98%. Can't drop the 50. Exactly. You're walking with them balls that 50%. You need to put them draws on. Not a cleaning substance. Like a ball maintenance. Like preventative maintenance. No, that's not going to work. Nah. It's not going to work. I think it would. Just like, you know what I'm saying? You don't get to be the ambassador. We scrap titties because you had a point. Why don't you just stay out women's business? Okay, fine. You got to talk to somebody. Son, all right. You're working with a person. Yeah, I clean his balls. With my hands. I can't imagine him approaching me. Let's get it on. After I get him clean, if we use that dry face technology it'll just stay fresh. I'm not going to lick it out. No, if there's no water. He trusts you to clean his balls. Doesn't actually with my balls because you don't have the balls so rough. Oh, I don't know what y'all think balls is made out of, but women have your balls so rough it feels like you've ruined the first balls made out of but I'm pretty sure that balls and brains made out the same material. Because as soon as you... I'm talking about it's a pain in your body that you didn't even know was a part of your body. Get hit in both nuts at the same time. You were like, it'll lock your foot up. Man, I'm telling you. I'm never... No, no, no, no. How ever gentle you be and gentler he only... Okay, okay, they clean. They clean. They clean, I promise. It ain't but two of them. Shit, and you went too deep. I think you got some ass to do. No. Women are too rough with the ball sack. Not rough? No, you're perfect. You're good. I'm gonna still be gentler. My legs don't close when you touch me open. Now she gonna have an attitude this hurt. This hurt. Because y'all so... y'all swell somebody killing y'all. I'm gonna leave the ball to y'all. I'm gonna leave the ball to y'all. Nah, nah, don't do that. Nah, do what you been doing. Clearly y'all gotta assist the work now. Right, the work. But don't just think you showed up knowing how to handle the ball. Hey, okay, look. We gonna do this, we gonna do this right. Let me see your left hand, because the right hand is too strong. Yeah, well, what hand do you use? Left or your righty? The usual we hand, don't... You dumb the hand, it's too much for you. Oh my god. That shit hit different. I do. When you find somebody that will clean your balls, keep them, forever, and ever and ever and ever. Especially if it's at your right setting. You go really stand and see what your relationship is. That's the real trust. If she cleans your balls. Right. Yeah, she know what she doing. Listen, that's a mental note. You write that down, it's a checklist. I was thinking about some shit the other day, like women always say men have trust issues. I think, that's a good, think of the shit we do. We will put our dick in a mouthful of tea. If that's not trust. Oh my God. That is not the same. Shit. Like when a guy put his head like in the mouthful of a lion, right? Exactly, like an alligator man. Same thing, taking a chance. That's the most dangerous shit you could possibly do. Then why y'all do it so much? I hope my God. Because we stuck now, we going to take that chance, right? You're not taking no chance. I'm mad, I got to worry about that. All right. She be beating you, I can tell you. You see how you move, you like stop. Don't hit me in front of me. What I tell you, not to say on that goddamn show. I do not, I do not be my babe. Hell no. I don't know what's the ex me too. How y'all liking Georgia, man? I know ain't neither one of y'all natives of Georgia. I like it. I like the weather. I don't miss the snow. You don't miss the snow? Nah, that shit's some bullshit. We don't fuck with snow too tough down here. Yeah, nah. But it's been snowing a lot more in Atlanta. But that type of snow, I actually look forward to. Because then I get a little bit of home. You used to that Detroit snow. Oh my God, 20 inches. That snow that don't go nowhere. That shit be like right there. And you still got to go to work. Exactly. Got to go to school, got to catch the buzz. Yeah, nah, I don't miss the snow. But I like the south. I like the rhythm of black entertainment. Yeah. Like it feels good. The energy is just here. Yeah, it's like everybody is a star on their own right. And literally, they work here. Like people really are doing things here. So I like that. I don't like the bugs, so that's the only thing. It's something with the atmosphere right now. It didn't used to be like this. All this shit is all new. In that pollen. Jeez. Oh yeah, in the pollen. Carbon, yeah. Got covered in pollen? We got a lot of shit. We can't talk about it on camera, but the bugs in the pollen, all this fucking rain and shit. I'm telling you this shit ain't all this shit wasn't happening like that. I've been here since 05. Yeah, oh my goodness. All this shit, they would just start like every summer it was something. And then they started mixing all this shit together. Because you ain't even paying attention. Like the pollen skipped the summer. Yo, we just said that. Tell me. We were talking about this yesterday. Yeah, we did. So why did that happen? It may wait for coronavirus. Rommelstongue is here. It wiped out the pollen? They got a new one out now though, because a lot of people didn't get the shit the first time. Yeah, they didn't take that vaccine? No, I'm not. Well, this shit going to get us deleted. But yeah, I'm telling you, this shit ain't just. I'm vaccinated. How long have you been alive? When the last time some new diseases came out about that time. Population control. The disease was taken, yeah. Population control. Oh, they already do that. Listen, see, that's the thing. See, if they wanted to do that, they got some shit. You can, they could just scrape your ears. Just, they got magnifying glasses to just show up at your house and you'd just be ants. You'd be at this bitch in three seconds. See, don't say that shit. That's too easy. Don't think we just out here, out maneuvering the population control. Because they got some shit. I believe you. I keep watching all these movies. And they'll just have grass growing all this shit if they want to. We'll just be sitting here and be like, put up a concrete, we'll start over. Start over. Just better enjoy this shit. That's it, why is it? Nobody promised them. I don't believe shit, bro. But I don't believe nothing. I don't believe nothing them people saying, man. You can check this out. If they got some fucking satellites up there for the cell phones that you can't see, what the fuck make you think you gon' see the UFOs? They gon' come this close? Hell no. That makes sense, don't you like? Like the aliens lost. These motherfuckers small enough to come from 16 galaxies over. Oh, we almost went to earth. Let's disappear on this. It's not logical, man. Maybe that's why we missed out. These motherfuckers can't be third. We can see them and be like, oh, my bad, my bad. We ain't fucking with y'all. We just stopping by, made the wrong turn. You mean to tell me these motherfuckers small enough to come from 32 million light years away and crash in the desert? We ain't nothing out there. Exactly. This motherfucking drone over 16 planets to crash in the, you can't be fucked up. Why ain't crashing Brooklyn in the Barclays or something shit? In the desert. It ain't even, it could have landed. It's better to go from zero to 8 million in 246 gazillion of a second. But he crashed his bitch on some rocks and got threw out the spaceship. It's all no shit. Wait, is that what they said? Amen. We found some aliens in the desert. They crashed. Shut the fuck up. What the hell you said when you stole something? And look what I found. You ain't found that shit with you. Yeah, he went right through the glass. He didn't have a seatbelt on. Exactly. Well, how y'all get in the spacecraft? Well, we don't know. Well, how the fuck he get out? Right. Hey, whatever. This too smart for these dumb ass people. They'll flag this video. Hate speech, propaganda, conspiracy theories. You shouldn't have let me smoke this weed. How is it? It's good. You got me thinking about how to fuck them aliens got out of their spacecraft. And they came from 16 planets over and cranched. Like they just got tired of driving. Man, I've been driving for 16. I need to pull over. Yeah, you might use it. Pull over. Gargamel, wake up. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shouldn't have smoked that last lunch. Neither where are we? Earth, some scientists. Maybe if we give them some information, they'll keep us alive. Let's teach them how to make cell phones. Oh, my god. No, they need a microwave. That's the least we can do. Shit. Shit. Whatever. Yo, this weed feel good. What if they do come, though? Like what if the aliens do come? And they just, however they set up, they ain't even going to be able to see us because we black. Like their eyes ain't going to be able to take you in this shade of black. What if they just, like everybody else, they going to be scared of us and just run the fuck out of us? OK. So we the aliens to them? Man, they going to fuck around and come here and be like, take everybody else and just leave us. We going to look up and have a whole planet. What we going to do then? Shit. First couple of weeks, we going to party. Then we're going to have to figure out the economy. Because then you're going to start arguing. That's my fucking own piece of money. That's so ass-backward. It's coming all the time. We're making the decisions around here. I'm telling you, I don't know if you all been watching the news, but that's the next plan for white people. They about to move to another planet. That's why they sent Jeff Bezos up there to see if it was some money. And yeah. And then Elon Musk, he went up there, too. Then he had to go see who needed the Tesla. He only went up there just to see how he could raise the price of the money. So when do we get a chance to go up there? We're not going up. We're black. We're black. We won't even be here to see it. It'll be 2,000 years before nigga, you can go up. They going to be tired of it before they start taking up. That's the shit they ain't telling you, though. It's closer than that. Oh. You think? Yeah, it's closer than that. The end? No, I'm saying, like, out of space. Out of space. Oh. Shit closer than you think it is. Well, when they start going out of space, then we just be watching. That's how we can do the same shit? Yeah, but shit, yeah. Bring me a souvenir. Don't bring me shit back. Keep it where you got it. If it's some shit that's up there, it ain't supposed to be down here. Let's come out with a moon rock, man. I'm gonna bring you a rock. You can't even breathe in your house no more. Fuck your eyeballs and drag them up. I said, go in the middle of the night. Yeah, damn, accreditation and shit. Don't work no more. Man, get that shit out of there. Ever since you bought this fucking rock, it ain't shit no more. I've been eating out here since you bought this shit and didn't buy what you went. I'm telling you, it's that rock, bro. I want that shit. Keep that shit. I think all the places people go that you don't want, you don't even want shit back from. A little refrigerator bag. Yeah, and you ain't gonna put them all on there? No, actually, we have them in a large freezer bag. They look tacky on the refrigerator now. But back in the day, that was a thing. That's a woman's shit, ain't it? I want some magnets for the refrigerator, but I'm not gonna put them on the refrigerator because they're tacky. We'll see, back in the day, we used to do that. Now you got the refrigerator, you got the TV. I thought you were keeping the hood over there. My grandma was the candlelighter. Don't you understand, we had 700 refrigerator magnets on the refrigerator. And she knew where every last one or more. Uh-uh, what, that black chef eating that cookie? Yeah. That go on the refrigerator. The ladybug go on the refrigerator. Yeah, my grandma was an old school candy lady with all the refrigerator magnets. It was a dominoes piece of hut. Any candy stores with that? I mean, they'd be really in the house. Did y'all do that in New York? Yeah, to have a coffee table like that, they'd be Kit Kats and then Snicket Boils. See, go there right before school. No, my grandmother used to have the butterscotch. Oh, she was an old school candy lady. It looks like the ladies at my church would have the butterscotch and peppermint. The nurses. Don't nobody even know what they sell them at. No, the soft ones. Our nurses had the soft ones. If you had the candy canes, they were like... I thought they only gave you them if they was like your grandma or your auntie. You had to be in the elite group of people for them to sneak you candy. You're right. Because they had to be able to trust you in the church because you... To eat it. Yeah. You're right. Because if you get the smack and they be like, mm-mm, give me that. Give me that. They gave us that to keep us up. He's sleeping. Detroit. I always love New York. It's like a feeling when as soon as you land, you get the music, and the DJ is talking like through the song. What the hell did you land? In New York. Well, where? What did you land? I said I always loved New York. And the music was... And as soon as you land, let's talk about New York. As soon as you land and DJ's playing the music, you see, you know, all the buildings and the taxis and they drive crazy as fuck. Yeah, you got to be from there to drive there. Yes, for sure. I got so carsick and now I threw up all over that man car. Because it just kept slamming on the brake. Oh, yeah. But if you're driving, you can drive anywhere. Yeah. If you're driving, you can drive anywhere. No, if you can park in New York, you can drive anywhere. Yeah, that's what most people, I used to ask like, you know, a lot of people don't have cars, but they're doing well. So I'm like, why you ain't got a car? Parking is crazy. You just take the transit system. Yeah, I guess. Ride the subway. Well, you don't ride the subway no more. Hell no. Hell no. I don't blame them. I don't want to end the subway. That shit like going down to a bathroom and just like being in the bathroom the whole time. And just waiting. That's it. That's why people, we so glad to get to they stop. They be like, I'm gonna run upstairs and get some air. Too much going on in the yard now. He said that though. He was like, you know, I don't like it when you get on there. It's way too much. His mother fuckers down there selling snacks, playing the drums. See, but that's why I want to see, no, I don't want to see the rats. But I want to see the people. You know how they be dancing on it. What kids do is how they dance. And then you have to be out there playing the buckets and all that. Yeah. Just go down to time square. That's it. Fuck that. Not the subway. She won't like the train. Mm-mm. She be down there and saw cleaning the shit. Cause like, I don't know how it is pre-pandemic, but like before all this shit. Like before all this motherfuckers get right on that bitch and stand right, right next to you. It don't matter where you're going at one point, this bitch is gonna be all the way full. I don't see it. And even when you think it's full, that's when we get out. It's two more stops and you're like, man, I know the fuck that. He ain't gonna add no more people on the train. Yeah. They're still gonna pull it. It's one nigga on that bitch every day. He sleep, sleep. Now he like, he just get out working and he's like, he like, well, I wonder where the fuck he going. Well, he can just pass. But he know exactly how long to be asleep. To wake up first. Wake up and get the fuck out. Like that nigga slept for two. Got to stop too. 13 stops. Man, that's shit crazy. That's the out of all the shit to do in New York. That's probably the most adventurous shit you could do. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like just take me. You know, for one stop to the next. Hell no. No, don't do it. Cause he ain't gonna know how this shit gonna, he gonna flash out. Cause I'm gonna, it's too many memories. It's a certain way you gotta wrap them up, fuck it. So people don't get in your way. I ask you for some shit. Cause it's weird. Some people get on that bitch. You be like, what the fuck going on? I'm not gonna get right on the train. Chain clover. Everything. Pants and all this shit. You like this the fuck. Or they pull out a meal. Start eating right there. Whole train. On the train? On the train. Wow. On the train. People standing over while you eating. It's always one lady with way too much shit. Way too much shit. Ain't no way in the fuck she traveling with this much shit. Then there's one random ass white dude. He's like, he gotta be the police. Cause what the fuck is he doing on this part of the train? He watching. He been doing this shit all day. And then as soon as you think it's shit normal and the train pull off, it's always one dude. Excuse me. Yeah, always. Excuse me. I don't mean to bother no one. What does he mean? Something. Something. Anything you got. That's right. I'm not asking for anything, but if you could do some money, food, water, whatever you got. Just out loud. She is. Like that. That train is something else, man. You fuck around and be eating on that bitch if you want to. Now that take guts. That's what she want to see. Yeah, Justin Blue off. Shout out to Kid DeWiz and OnStar and all them, man. And those cars don't be looking full like that. Shit, probably not no more, but. Yeah, they look the same. That rush out would be crazy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That rush out would be crazy. That's why I like it down here, man. Yeah. In Georgia? I like Georgia. I fucking love Georgia. It's something about this place. It ain't even, you know, it's just something about it. What you like about it? Everything. The weather. Every time I leave, I be wanting to come back. But you're from Mississippi. Yeah, I just went there. So you still want more there? I just went there. My family's from Cairns. Yeah, I'm from Oxford. Is that near Jackson? Nope. So Jackson would be like in the middle. In the middle, yeah. My shit like straight up by like a little bit right there. That shit about an hour and a half away. You go there a lot. To work. Mississippi? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Where when I came here? Because it ain't really like, you can't really fly there. You kind of, I don't know. Like you can fly to Canada, but you still got to drive. Drive when you get there. Yeah. I just left, though. I just did back to school drive. How'd I school drive? You know. Giving back to the community. That's right. Good stuff? Good stuff like that. That's all. Back to school. Get the kids straight. That's it. They the future? From what I was told, you know. Got to invest in them properly. That's right. That's how you do it. You didn't get high. I know. It didn't kick in. It kicked in, man. This is when I turned on 85 South. For real? Yo, I'm on the couch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They laugh about the couch, they know. You gonna fuck around and be high and see that shit. He be like, oh shit. I'm on here. What the fuck did I say? Tell yourself something in the future. It is shit you can do on TV. You can do this shit. I know. It's not so dope. Okay. Don't vacuum every 30 minutes. Just watch this show. On windex, just smoke the weed. That's what, that's your shit? What? Windex and vacuum? Hitting the vacuum. Oh, every day. You can get addicted to the sound of this shit. Vacuum? Yup. You use it even for the babies. My nephews or my nieces come over, vacuum in Florida, calm sometimes. But. You not alone. You got a handheld vacuum. I just wish some crumbs would. Just. Yeah. That's how it be. Hell yeah. Got the little brushes on the front so you didn't just hit a little circular action. Exactly. Yeah. My back can do that. Got the little. You ever be pedding when you vacuum? We be like, I know the fuck something didn't. Hold on. Let me kick it right. Yeah, bitch. I kicked some shit back over there. Yeah. Start taking pride in that shit. Start hitting the corner. Using all the little brushes and all that things. This is old nigga shit. These young niggas don't vacuum. They just kick shit in the corner. Yeah. Push it under the bed. That nigga get some water with his thug. That bit all up? Yeah. That's a young nigga shit. Oh, they just run out and leave it. Exactly. And you walk in the room like, who the hell don't spilt this water on the floor? Everybody gone. Kick the little ice under the fridge, right? That's it. That's it. Y'all got some animals and shit? We had a dog. We had a dog. But I had to give the dog away. Well, because the dog was from my youngest, so we have a 22-year-old, 17-year-old, and an 11-year-old. So the 11-year-old begged and begged for the dog. So it went, very expensive dog. This dog was- That's the first thing you shouldn't have did. Everybody who know anything about dogs, the cheaper your dog is, the better. People get so caught up in the name, in the breed. You need a dog, that's just a dog. No, we wanted a pretty dog. Like first, I like to get a dog with, no, see, that ain't a good dog. And we wanted a well-behaved dog. And we wanted a dog- Pretty dogs not well-behaved. They bad bitches of dogs. We got a boy, so we got a boy. He's still like, I'm a good-looking dog. I'ma do the fuck I wanna do. Yeah. You gotta get a dog that don't nobody want. That's gonna appreciate being part of a family structure. When you first get your dog, it need to be ugly. And you gotta say, I don't know, it's still young. We gotta see what it's gonna look like. No, cause I wouldn't play with it. You nurture that dog, and you feed it right, that dog will be so loyal to that family. So we had a boozy dog, huh? Yeah, they got the wrong can. You need to get a dog that just- What kind of dog was that? Just a dog. What kind of dog was it, man? We had a cabochon. See, the dog got a breed, a name, grandma, pedigree. Give him some regular food, push that shit away. You gotta get a dog. It was a cabochon, it was a dog, it was a dog. Yeah, he's boozy. And Prince was so beautiful. He just, it wasn't his fault though. He was a good dog. It was because it was my daughter's responsibility. And so after he got big, cause we asked for a toy dog. See? So he's supposed to be small. This dog got biggest his table. They said he won't grow too much babies like this. Huge, so my daughter didn't wanna mess with him. And so I had to bathe the dog. Cause I don't like the dog. I gave the dog a bath probably four times a week. And I want him to be clean. I want him to eat, go outside, use the bathroom, come back in and sit down somewhere. And so anything more than that, she had to do. So when she stopped doing it, I started feeling bad for the dog. Cause I'm like, basically all he's doing is getting bathed, getting fed, taking out and sitting in the cage. So the dog had a life that was too good. Dog didn't appreciate being in the family. He didn't appreciate it. No, he wasn't being appreciated. All right, try it. Get a ugly dog next time. With no name. When the people you get it from, I'm kind of a dog with this. I believe the model was a Labrador or a Beagle. And the daddy, I'm pretty sure was a Rockwile or Poodle mix. That's a good ass dog. That sound like a mess. When the people don't even know how big it's gonna give you, like it might be a puppy, but it might be grown. That's so funny. That sound like a mess. I'm gonna show you. I'm getting me a dog. This is no breed, just a dog. It's a mutt. Half a tail, blue eye and a green eye. Now how you gonna look at the dog? One ear up, one ear down like this. They don't know what the hell wrong with this dog. Collar one ear fit his neck. You wouldn't even want to play with that dog. He used to hear it like wood cause he had no tricks that I didn't teach him. He played frisbee, he played tennis ball. He lay right here. See his stomach, the dog roll over like that. Exactly. Talk to him just like he talked to you. Put your foot down. Who told him that shit? Hell no. I ain't gonna be proud of that dog for a little shit. I been telling people on this show for weeks about the extra shit white people dog can do. Black people, we think our dog trained just cause he went and laid down when you said, hey get your ass over there right now. And he be like, see? See it work. Yeah. That dog know how to fuck around. That dog know who boss. Sit your ass down over there and be quiet. They ain't talking about your shit in the scene spot. Take that. And start hitting on his wife. The white people dog know CPR and everything. Brerson, give me a band-aid. Leave me watch some of them videos online, bro. White people be like, they can look up right in the camera. I'm gonna act like I'm passing out suit with my dog bills. Come here, boy. The dogs stand up, start doing this on their chest and everything. Got the compressions bound. They do me giving them off the mouth, right? They do me giving them off to do some amazing shit. Our dog gonna do shit. They be kissing dogs in the mouth. That's probably how you give them the learn. Uh-uh. Hell no. That's why black people dogs ain't been learning shit. That's right. Dog, man, shit you said until you get some sugar. Dog, we're sitting like, come on, bro. Come on, man. You know what I mean? So Prince was right. Every time Prince was over. Yeah, our dog kept whenever I would come around, keep that doggie penis come out. I don't like it. That's the first thing right there. Yeah, you had to get rid of this dog. He had to go. I was like, no. The only one penis they had in this house. And that's mine. Fuck that dog. No disrespect. No disrespect, bro. She keep picking me up and shit. I told her that's what she was. Stop picking on me. Stop picking the dog up. Stop picking that dog up, man. I don't know what to do. Hey. That's why they came home when they was gone. Bro. It was me and you, buddy. One penis in this house. He was driving in the car trying to explain. Bro, I ain't nothing. I should have told her about that shit. That shit. I didn't need to let my little friend carry me in my bag. Nope. That shit in the trunk with the other shit. You out of here. You know, we kept him in the cabin. My hair dress had to happen. The kids at school, I can't say nothing. Give me a little sweater she got for me, bro. I sent all his stuff, though. Yeah, you out of your money. That was the real reason. Because I don't want him back. See, a mutton dog would have never tried you like that. Yeah. A little special ones. A little fluffy, cute one. See, don't buy no more expensive dogs, man. Dogs don't cost no more than $600, man. No, this dog was $6,800. See, what the fuck is pitted like that? You already selling the dog for $6,000. What you need that $800 for? Right. I'm not fair. I wouldn't have paid that $800. I'm like, the most I can do is $6, man. That ain't money. That's what I eat. Yeah, keep that. Yeah. Oh, you better throw in some shit, dog and shampoo. No, they did, though. And then I got the insurance and all that stuff. Insurance? Well, dogs are expensive when they go to the vet. So you want to have that insurance. They put a little microchip in them so that in case you move them, they can find them. Yeah, we got all the bills and whistles for him. So that. My kid don't even got no microchip. You put a microchip in a dog that you gave away? Well, no. Now you know exactly where it is and don't even want it. I wouldn't. That's too much of a deal. That's how we keep track of it. Make sure they buy our house. Nah, he's somewhere else. Hey, man, if your dog run away, he's in the way he wanted to be. I agree. He ran away three times, but he kept coming back. This half-deep racism is. It don't matter how good you treat your dog as a black person, they will leave you for some white people. Take your dog to the park where some white people been. No, each time. Your dog will run the fuck away. Hey, Prince, get your ass over here. He run right up to their white family to be playing. Like, please take me with you, bro. These things don't even feed me vegan pub town. Now, I'm just going to take this doggy with me. He didn't have the territory like that. That's what we're telling you, three times. White people had him in our subdivision. He had to come back because, you know, the girls wanted him. I was like, he gone. That's it, he's going to come back. I started to think that he was letting him loose. Because, I mean, the way that he is in our yard. He tried to leave y'all, too? No, but I thought that Raymond was letting the dog loose, because when I would come and Raymond say, the dog's gone. I'm like, how he, he was in his cage, he was outside. He was like, he jumped out the cage. I think he was trying to get rid of the dog, but the dog kept coming back. The security at the gate brought him to the house. That's like, here's your dog. Raymond was pissed. I slide to the gate, like, listen, buddy. So you really had to take the heat for this dog. Because I know you was offended when she was like, he keeps letting them out. Like, you think I really would, if I was trying, he would have been out of there. That's what he did to our middle child's turtle. No. Oops, she know now. Stop, they watching the show. Sorry. All these kids going to be like, oh. Listen, my motto be, you don't got to stay here. You can go. Open the door, you want to leave? So he let the turtle leave, because he knew the turtle, the turtle moves very slowly. No, it doesn't. That's a scam, that turtle's been pulling off of you. Exactly. So we had the impression that the turtle wouldn't go out the door. He knew what he was doing. Within five minutes, we looked, the turtle was out the door, off the deck, and out in the golf course somewhere. That's because turtles are faster than you think. They only run when they want to. He knew that. And I said, why did you leave him out there? I'm telling you, the turtle might stand there for two hours and take off him, like, on your ass, like, straight gong. That's what happened. Ain't no catching no turtle for real. That's what happened. Turtles be moving slowly, like, man, fuck it. I'm probably, like, 100 years old. These niggas don't know or not. Bam, still got it. And just bounce on your ass. Like, they real nigger-ish when they want to be. That's how I went down. I let him out. He was on the deck, he's walking. He didn't work that turtle on you. I turned around, and he was gone. I was like, this is how they do you. Turtle Houdini, gone. See you later, buddy. Hope you make it. See, and he wasn't upset. He didn't go try to look for it. Damn. Nah. Listen, you don't got to be here if you don't want to. You can leave, man. Yeah, that's what he says to all the animals. Well, you know animals gonna always choose the streets. Just something about them streets, they're animals for real. Street freedom. Look at the taste. They gone. Y'all gonna do some more TV shit? We got some things in the works. Like what? Is it too early to talk about it? No, no, not at all. I mean, the people that have reached out to us that have an interest in us, they want us to do something obviously about our family and our being together. We got together so fast. So we did the couples retreat. And so people want to see what's happening since. How was it for you, for the couples retreat? It was cool. It was cool. Look, bro, you can come back to the trap whenever you want to and just talk your shit. Nah, I love the trap. I know, man. It took y'all to the couples retreat and shit. I know you couldn't say, God damn, man. That's the way you can come back and talk your shit. Ray J was doing it. He was already making it hot. So we couldn't do that in his chair. Ray J was hilarious. And Michael Black said, all of them, we had a good time on couples retreat. You had fun though, didn't you? No, it was cool though. We had some fun though. Yeah. I mean, it was a break from the pandemic because our jobs... Anytime we couldn't go out. Some ladies say, Ray J, I always want to be like, Ray J got scooty bikes. Ray J got everything. The niggas say I rate kind the earphones. Yeah, he had a lot of business. So the couples retreat, that shit was dope. It was cool. It was fun. It was a break. Like I said, a break from the norm. Get out the house, stand to get around couples because we had just gotten married. So... In the pandemic. During the pandemic, so it was... So it was... It was like, cool. We needed that break to get away and then just get some alone time. Because even though we was in the pandemic, we constantly had people coming over. Like family was still coming to visit. But that part of it was the good part. That part was good. But the pandemic... It's so... It put us in a situation where we had to like learn each other quickly. Yeah, because you had to be there all the time. Yeah. Yeah, it was so different. Yeah, it was like so different. You know, any other time you're at work, majority of the day, and then when you're home, you're up just for a few hours. Then you're sleeping. And so in passing. And his job was on the road. And mine was too. Yeah. So whenever we're together, it was just like... Yeah, it's just popping. Yeah, that's how... Y'all a little freak, yeah. You know. Yeah. So then after the pandemic, it was like... I'm like, can you help me take my weave out? He like that's not your thing? Yeah, yeah. What you doing? He a hood nigga. Sometimes he probably won't... Sometimes he's like, we gonna take that weave out. No. But then I took it off and then I shaved my hair. He looking like, oh, fuck. I said, for better or worse. So we've been some different now. No, I was just on some starting fresh. So I wanted... That's extreme as hell. But you know what, most women, they go through those phases where they want to cut their hair off and they do it. They might not even wear that hairstyle. It was just sometimes for new growth because you got dead hair or sometimes for new energy. But for me it was for both. So I did that. Then he started snoring. After that? You stressed him? No. During the pandemic, before that he didn't snore. He was hiding it. What did you get? You cut all your hair off. He was like, fuck it. I'm tired, tired now. Oh, shit. Let's bow hair out. No. You ain't saying that. I snored and turned it off. Like, oh my God, this is killing me. He starts sleeping for real. What do you mean? No. She bowing at him. He said for better or worse. She can't go no like that. Now I can't. I need some sleep. Exactly. Where the fuck you waking me up to about some snoring? Eh? Eh? Bowing at him. Bowing at him. Right. Snoring even loud on the other side. And that's what he used to do. Yeah, boom. What the fuck are you going to do? Is that all right? What? You going to leave me? Right. We in the pandemic. You ain't going nowhere. I'm like, oh my God. But we going to get married. We're going to be late. Right? Now we can say that. Yeah, fuck it. Shit. Yeah, it was different. It was good. But it was fun. Yeah, of course, man. It was good. Just like I said, black love. Celebrate it. Need to see more of it. Especially if you can survive this shit through the pandemic and still be in love, man. That's some real shit, I guess. They give you like five years, don't they? A pandemic? That's got to be at least good for five years. No, yeah. The only thing with that now is hard like to separate. Yeah. Shit, don't fuck it. It's about to start over again anyway. Wait to part two it. Oh, shit. Shit. No, but I smoke weed now so we good. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. About to be some real sleeping. Now you about to start snoring. No, I don't really like sleepy weed. Like, indigas are cool. I like the TV. I do. I like sleepy weed. I want to see how long I can stay up. Really? Yeah. When you see how you just wake up, you don't remember going to sleep. Woo, nigga, how long I been sleeping? I been sleeping eight hours. Shit. Get high enough. You're a father's sleep. Indigad damn it. You'll be sleeping in this chair just like this. For eight fucking hours. Jesus. That's Ronnie B. A whole night's sleep just like this. That's Ronnie B. That's Ronnie B. Yeah. Hey, nigga, don't wake up. Nigga been living on lights on TV. Don't lie on the mother fucker. Knocked up. Hey, man, you going to get in the bed? No, I'm straight, bro. I'm straight. I'm straight right here. No, the person who doesn't get in the bed is me. Yeah. Because this weed is new to me. So I smoke it late at night. And just smoke whatever you fall asleep with. But I get so creative. Yeah, she starts working. I love doing comedy. She starts working. To watch your show. And I start filming. I seen you on TikTok. I swear I'm in love with this little Derek character. Jason Banks. Jason Banks. No, it's crazy. I mean, he had did the feature spot for me a couple years ago in Cleveland or some shit. I was like, dude, fuck this here. For real? Yeah. Like, I fuck with him. I knew it then. Then this nigga take off. I was like, salute the Jason Banks. I told you, boy. I'll be out here. I'll be discovering shit. Oh, yeah. Because when I tell you, I'm daily. He actually, he put it, you know, a new energy for me. Yeah. And, you know, within myself because like I said. What are you gonna do with the baby's size crap? I'm gonna push that baby to the fucking face. Yes. Yeah. No, you're not. You're right. No, I'm not. And then he still fuck her up. Yeah. Yeah. Derek bad as fuck. Derek and Amy in chat. Yeah, I used to come downstairs at 5 in the morning. You still recording? And then she started showing me the videos. And I was like, oh, that's dope. See, that's why I don't even make TikToks. I don't even watch them. It take too much dedication. That's good. No, we do. I might be up. I'll start at midnight. I'll finish around 5 a.m. See, that's how happy. By the time I'll be done with it, I'll be like, you know what? I don't even fuck it. Yeah, it'd be. Son coming out. Yeah, that's how she be. Yeah. I wake up. She not in the bed. I gotta go get her. I know where she at. She downstairs. You didn't finish that damn TikTok yet? Right. Let's go to bed. Gotta get all my shit done. Everything I need, get done. That's the music here I'm playing right here. I feel like that's the music that be playing when they tell you what's really going on at the job. Did you hear what happened to Casey? What? They call it in the bathroom doing coke. Shut the fuck up. Wednesday, you were off, right? Oh, yeah. They brought the drug dogs in and everything. Casey, Jeff, John, all of them. Shut the fuck up. You used to be dancing like this. Yeah, man, cool. Santana. That's what's up, man. I got my shirt sent to Park Five. This is crazy. Y'all see, we back on tour. Get a legend. I'm trying to follow up. You know what this shit is. That's a good thing. Cat got a question? Yeah. For me, it was difficult in the beginning because you're a 14-year-old kid. And to be viewed like Ken Burns said, we were the five most hated individuals in 1989. You know what I'm saying? And so to be a kid and not fully understand that, not fully understand that, Donald Trump takes out the $85,000 page ad calling for the reinstatement of the death penalty for us. Right? Not understanding that there are over 400 articles written about us within the first two weeks of this case. That I second a lot of the 14 to 15-year-old kids. Right? And I've seen this picture of super predators and wild in a wolf pack. And so not to really fully understand a lot of that until I'm well deep in prison and then I'm older and I go through this college course and I deal with mass incarceration and just see the whole thing, the whole picture. And then I start to understand that this was part of the plan, right? To lock up black and Latino kids because the system rather have us occupy a jail cell than a college dorm. And so I didn't want to be bitter. I wanted to channel that energy. And for me, it was about looking at the system and what they did to us and how they charged us, tried us and convicted us within two and a half years. But now we were grown men and we felt like now you got to deal with us for the rest of your life. So I channeled that anger and it was about how do I get myself on the platform where every one of these people that did this to us, they got to see us. Whether it's on TV, whether it's on social media, whether it's dealing with politicians or just picking up a book and see that we are in the book. It was just about occupying these mediums so that you can box them in. That was part of the victory. That was part of the get back. And then ultimately it was about being happy. That became the best form of success. The best form of revenge was to be happy. You know what I'm saying? That's that shit. Hell yeah. Dude, that's shit. Outfits. All that. To look at my life and to feel blessed. To overcome all these major obstacles and still be alive and still got my wits and still be able to talk about it and express it. And just to live a happy life. You know what I'm saying? To wake up every morning and look over and shit. I married this. That's part of the blessing. That's part of being happy. That's part of taking control and creating your own narrative and controlling your narrative and never let them speak for you. That's what this whole show is about. What else can you get in shit? You know what? The number one show for black people in America. Exactly. Especially ones who wear flip-flops around the house. If you ever had a pair of Air Force One house shoes it's your show. I didn't even know they made that one. Yeah. Popping in Detroit too. All around Detroit. House shoes? This show? I'm talking about the liquor store that sell house shoes. They play this show. You know that store? Detroit liquor store sell everything. Mountain bikes. Living room sex. Flat screen. They have aquarium set up. You can buy the whole aquarium with the fish already. All in it? At the liquor store. You can furnish a whole apartment at the liquor store. They got lawn chairs. It's like a Walmart. At the liquor store. We do got one on each one. It's one of my favorite cities. We fucks with a shout out to Detroit and all the potholes in the whole state of Michigan. The whole state of Michigan. Brutal ass potholes. It's real bad now. They've been under water a lot. Really? A lot of flooding. I ain't even heard nothing about this. Like serious flooding. I gotta get my news back on. My research department has been down. How long this shit been going on? About the last month. They've had these floods. Maybe three. You had three of them? Back to back. They started pulling jet skis and boats out. On the freeway. Detroit niggas on jet skis? They canoeing on the freeway. On the freeway. They fishing. On the freeway. Right. He's walking in the water. Tired up. Man, send me that shit. Yes. It's crazy. It's my city though. On some real shit though. Detroit taking over the rap game. It's a whole lot of rappers coming out of Michigan. That's got the game on fire, man. I fucks with a lot of them. Oh, Detroit is so hot right now. Oh, hell yeah. The whole state. Yeah. Shout out to the coochie man. That's my dog. How the fuck you think with no ass? How the fuck you think with no ass? How the fuck you think with no ass? I love that nigga bag. That nigga music just hit different. He was saying some off the wall shit. Bitch pulled up with a big bag. She tried to move in. Yeah, you gotta fuck with it, man. Y and J. Cooled you, man. We gotta get them on here. A lot of these niggas. BFB Pac-Man. Fucks with him. He good too. He real fun. Yeah, for that shit. He funny too. Babyface break. He popping right now. Bitch don't call my phone no more. Go call that other nigga. Love song. I listen to a lot of them niggas but they all into a lot of beef so you can't really say a whole lot of their names because if you say one you gotta say the other. Well, I fuck with all of them. I always have. They've always come into the station and done interviews. Yeah, it's you. You put on for the deal. Yeah, I support all of them. I really wish the beef would just like go away because they so talented and I'm not just saying that because I'm front of there but No, I'm some real shit and it's just like now the world is really like starting to catch up and like nigga this shit been going on. There's so many niggas that's from, like you said, that's just from there. This light about dead. We didn't about kill the whole light of doing this shit. What y'all got coming up? What can they find y'all social media wise? You can follow me on Tiktok Instagram Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook they're all so delicious but they're all the same name. Yep, I am so delicious. Yeah. You be on there talking shit. Yeah, yeah. I'll be laughing. I see everything. I am the gatekeeper. I'll be lurking every goddamn way. Sometimes you got to though. Yeah, we be turning up. You got to do that man. Keep shit vibrant man. People that take that shit too serious because you know a lot of people that stay whole life but you got to have a real life too. Yeah, that's true. And we try to have fun because we both have our businesses. I have my clothing line. He has his clothing line. So we still have to be parents so like y'all when all this is done it's gonna be some real people that turn up. But look man, I know this y'all first time in the trap but don't let it beat you last time man. Y'all see y'all always y'all always got some dope shit going on man. How the guys man? No they good man. They good. Cavgaard ain't come down today, come visit so we gonna hook up with the fellas to kick it, you know but everybody's in good spirits man. It's just one day at a time man. Hell yeah. That's how you get shit fucked up. Be out here trying to live two days at the same time. It ain't gonna work. Hell no, J-O-N bro you gonna stop being stingy too bro. I'm gonna stop telling people I'm gonna fire you because I know it's making you a rebellious spirit. You ain't going nowhere bro but I am gonna get Alexa for when you be on that bullshit. And if you just can't understand that whole perspective is wet. Delicious. Miss Santana. Yes Carla. Ramon Santana. This is Day 5 South show man. Mr. Chuck. Y'all working many times man. I'm dope as hell y'all good legends. Thank you. And we get on legends so it just makes sense. We bring and get on legends through here. Hell yeah. Cause your ass be everywhere, you on like magazine, you on some barbershop shit with the hairstyles and magazines, I'm like what the fuck and videos and all types of shit. I'm trying to get some of my bread. Would you on the perm box one time? No. They got some hood perms with you on there. I don't even think you had a perm on the box but I know I seen I did see you on a bunny cap logo one time that was in the hood. You might not even get paid for that. I seen you on some shit at the liquor store a bunch of times too. They probably ain't pay you for that one. I'm just saying you everywhere there's some hood shit that's going on. You don't have any club flags you been on and you wasn't at the party. They still using that picture. I'll just let you know now. Yes I found some old magazines and she was in them shit. Yeah but these are the ones that he decided to keep. They was using your legs and everything. That's crazy. Let's take a picture like we had the family. Yeah. We can see it. We're world. He's 46. He ain't ready to stand up yet. The hip moves different than 46. All we missing is some brown liquor. That's good. Hold up y'all get one too. Put one on the wall. Wait do we look high? Bro this nigga is walking a catfish. I'm not talking to you.