 in 24. This is a tradition as old as time gentlemen. Now you may not have gotten to partake last year because last year's video was removed from YouTube. So let's beat the allegations today. The guy who discovered milk No, this might be a record for the fastest I've ever been got. You gotta think about this though Like how else do you figure that out? Like it must have been a caveman like 50,000 years ago, right? But even that caveman was down Bad Special teams you our first winner get verified to message this user Elon Musk Are you cucking me? Oh my god? I'm getting cucked by Elon Musk only verified users can send direct messages It is hilarious I used to have a blue check for being so famous and then Elon took that away a special teams you DM me if you see this Well, I guess everybody who makes me laugh is getting MM scammed I get free views I get free content I get to laugh and all of you get scammed These are not automatic flushers. These are cameras stealing your Information honestly, even if it is like good scam buddy. Congratulations. I'm gonna start peeing directly on that camera lens Can I DM Cody? I can't DM Cody. Well Cody if you can DM me shit. This is so both He's got a link tree Cody. You have a given only fans Oh, Cody try to get a hold of me Chris Tyson has changed her name to Chris Tyson That's not much of a name change. How guys who yell roll tide go tinkle. Well. Hey shit I'm a crimson time fan then baby roll pop A little Nick at 30 mean. Uh-oh G bills. Jose Valencia. Thank you for the two nigger And 30 hard are and we're at it who had the time to do this his name is Danny dives the hi-hat His at his balls deep in your mom, you know the problem with this series I have no idea who made the edit like maybe he made that it maybe not but this might be my favorite thing I've seen can I DM this guy? Oh my god. I'm actually I'm a scammer, bro This guy apparently won back in 2022. Sorry for him. I'm scamming you before But every quarterback secretly thinks of under the snap Well, if you played quarterback at any level of football and you didn't slap your center's ass one time Then you didn't play football. I was a kicker and I was out there. Hey, yo, what's the ceiling reason I played full Participant at practice today. Hashtag go bills hashtag bills mafia Jesus oh my god Oh Dude what is with that though like how is Michael Thomas just getting away with this How can Michael Thomas suit up year after year get paid and literally just not play football? What was it 2019 that Michael Thomas was like God that is actually insane the Mar Hamlin went to the gates of heaven Turned around came back and suited up before Michael Thomas. Also. We need to acknowledge that the more Hamlin's not good at football I'm sorry. I know he almost died and stuff, but dude. He's not good Larry legend Congratulations, sir, you definitely earned one. So I can't hang tonight. I have work early tomorrow Tell them I'm gonna be honest. I thought he was gonna turn into a werewolf So that that actually was a bit of a plot twist there tray with the classic a little bit of misogyny women deserve rights guys I've heard every misogyny joke in the book. It's just I don't know man. It's just It's not funny. It's not funny anymore It's my favorite chance my favorite chapter, you know fun fact the books actually it's blank for obvious reasons It's so obvious why women deserve less And you wouldn't even would you would you make a book on why 2 plus 2 equals 4? No, don't turn 18. You're so sexy This is unironically like exactly how every horny old man on Instagram reels Actually exists in real life when you just be having a field day if you're just like a horny pervert You're like 50 all you have to do is make an Instagram account You could scroll on Instagram reels all day every day and see content that you used to used to pay millions for this cup has no Lit okay. I don't want to let y'all know off top. I'm fucking this cup Sometimes they get me so good like that like I expect some joke or some high-level something and he just hits you with the Heater although that is special teams you twice. Oh my god This guy's a dog. Dude. This is my favorite thing ever. This is my favorite thing ever Kandarius Tony just constantly responding to DM's Shit talking fans that shit talk him. So it looks like this dude DM Kandarius Tony at 3 in the morning You know that the guy who DM'd him he lost his biggest parlay on the Giants to like the ninth leg of his nine leg Parlay was the Giants. Yo music is trash you dusty bitch you miss Daniel Jones Apparently he missed me fuck ass nigga. I can show you the call low bitch He called me blowing me up fuck nigga. Fuck you talking about whole and they gonna give a fuck by no muted shit You talk about bitch and you ain't slid on no block. You ain't pulled up on me yet You ain't time by shit, but in my DM nigga Nobody misses you sitting on the sideline all season buddy You ain't new shit for us besides stay injured bum bitch Well, tell that nigga stop calling me then if you'll miss me fuck ass nigga Which will put sail on my DM nigga unless you dropping an added fuck nigga Dude, I would love to know like genuinely obviously I'm not like I'm not trying to incite this But what if this guy just dropped his addy? Do you think an area stone? He's gonna get on a flight and just pull up this guy's house I want to fully normalize Athletes doing this people who shit talk athletes are like so beyond my level of comprehension like actually DMing an athlete and shit Talking them. Oh, that's so weird to me. You're actually sitting on your couch DMing a multi-millionaire You're actually like so mad about your bet or you're just like, I don't know this guy definitely did not expect Canaries Tony to respond, but I think what canaries Tony I think every athlete should do it I'm a troll. I love trolling my life wouldn't have meaning if I couldn't sit on Twitter and troll all day long The best feeling in the world is seeing my reply get hidden. I'm a troll and I'm proud of it These are the people that DM athletes if you get bit by a spider you become spider-man And if you get bit by an iron you become iron man So I just want to know what happens if you get bit I see just southern whatever you want there Just let your imagination run wild because I would really like this video to stay up this year Antonio Brown is straight yapping that CTE is back. Oh boy I'm Brady and these boys that you know, they talking to me like I got a selfish impact because maybe the plays I'm making like I'm standing David Allen. I got like 10 cars out there. You know, I'm having different models come What do you mean why did that guy shake his head and agree is this edited or is that was that one continuous set? There's no way you could shake your head and agree to that or am I just too white to understand this? Okay, Tom Brady and the boys think he's selfish because the plays he's making that we close to the boss, but give me a nugget Like I'm over here running stats. I'm trying to be the greatest I'm not saying I'm trying to be selfish and just get all the balls because I know the balls gotta spread out And it's like it's a game. You got to play the game that it's played like can't campaign. All right There's one of two things happening. I'm too white to understand or that man is literally speaking absolute gibberish You know what? I've always noticed so people always say like Antonio Brown was never the same before the Vantes perfect hit I don't think anybody ever listened to Antonio Brown talk ever I mean, I hate to be like a cuck here But like a lot of these athletes we just watched them play and Antonio Brown was crazy good before Instagram and all these social medias were super super popular. I don't know if I've ever heard Antonio Brown speak I've seen every Antonio Brown highlight in the book. I don't know if I've ever heard him speak before he retired Now you know, I can't buy you man 24 right I guarantee you've had this thing pre-ordered for like six months Tom Brady's son when his girlfriend asked for him to kiss So well my dad my dad Tom It does not matter what Tom Brady son does Tom Brady son could literally pick any career out of a hat And he would pull like no other Dude you guys actually want me to get thrown off of this site so bad Ah Mono burger, I'm sorry now. Let me DM you if you could DM me when you see this that'd be great Chase is me when I think of K Adams in my sleep bro I met K Adams and she follows me on Instagram now So I can't have her knowing that I saw this it just it just can't get out also Jay You are you are astronomically horny bro 18 my goodness Jay you months ago. You legally couldn't be this horny and now. Oh, he's taking advantage He's taking advantage of every rep he can get all right Jay. I respect it I feel like I got bent over in a giant black dildo. My favorite part of a clip like this There's no edit no edit no music no nothing. This is just the raw clip. Oh guys. Look, it's me with it with glasses Is it still weird seeing me like this or did you guys adjust already? You know, I'm actually wearing the same shirt in a different color there. Okay What the fuck how did he do that? I Magic trick just a Hile Hitler dude. Come on Gotti Devon posted best joke in TV history My favorite part though is the thread of replies under this B-pods goat says bro. This ain't funny He said you stand someone who won't be in the league in four years This isn't funny to you because your whole life has been a joke and you're immune. I'm so sad I didn't know that at the age of 16. I'm already a failure nah, bro I never said failure. We all get a chance to be someone. It's just so far everything about your life Don't let anyone ever tell you you can't do something because you can put a second. Is he is he inspiring him? Inspiring him or is he talking shit? He said everything in your life's been a joke But don't let anyone ever tell you you can't do something because you can't I don't know whether to be inspired or pissed He said okay, man. Take your words and I'll build a time machine so I can go back and not make my life up to now We gotta send you back to English class buddy. I about had a stroke. Nah, man That's not even needed. You just need to work on bettering yourself try taking a couple days for yourself Just relax find yourself and try meditating or something like that. It helps a lot Dude are these two guys okay, wait a minute I have a couple theories here because both of these guys are winning a copy of Madden Goddy Devon and B-pods You better fucking DM me since DMs don't work or something But get a hold of me either these two are in on it together like they're two separate guys And they knew that this thread would be hilarious or it's one guy on two different accounts I don't know It's got to be one of the most bizarre threads I've ever seen but those two are winning a copy of Madden no question He doesn't get any better than that man RBT sent this RBT. This is just a haunted image man. I can't laugh at this. This makes me this makes me upset He's doing really good so far. It's doing great. Oh Oh Think was gonna happen bro. This is called natural selection. We're ready to get Mahoned. Is this photoshop? This does not look photoshop. Wait, did somebody genuinely bring this to to ford field. Why would you bring this to ford field? I mean, let's be honest week one. We are getting Mahoned the chiefs are gonna clap us But I just how did we did it there? All right. We got a pickup line here for faith So how often do people do word play with your name a lot? It's like the top three I want to try to beat it. Let me look hang on. I think I need a little faith in my life I didn't believe in faith till now. Will you be my faith? I don't have it Mike Tyson voice who let me rub my balls across your Bro Oh, it's an advanced one. I mean you got to hope that the girl knows who Mike Tyson is Zach goes I'll take it on ps5. Zach. I'm with you. Shoot me a DM a guy. By the way, everybody who wins Okay, I don't actually have copies of Madden. I'm gonna Venmo you 70 dollars or PayPal, whatever I'm gonna go spend it on Bella porches over there. So I can't really stop Feel like I could be Batman. I feel like you could be Batman anybody could be Batman You just got to get the gadgets that man is spitting bars. Take a look at my life You laugh. I'll be honest the first time I read this I thought it said take a look at my wife. You'd laugh both are pretty good DC Brooks. I like it So now it's you beat me. You beat me. Well, guess what? I beat you I beat you. We all beat each other. We beat each other all the time. Oh, he knows what he's doing What do you mean bros built like a one by one lego piece? What even is a one by one lego piece? Oh, no, dude, don't look it up. Yeah, you're banned. Have a good night Why'd you look it up, bro? Why'd you look it up? You knew it wasn't gonna be good if you looked it up All right, dude. All right. You got me. Halo. You can shoot me a dm Oh Price picks response they say madden overdrive, you know, it's funny or damn right This was the biggest joke man. This was the this was the downfall of madden mobile I don't get how ea doesn't get it man. No, there was nothing wrong with the game. The game was awesome Why would you fix something that isn't broke? You want to fix something go fix madden console? There's so much broke with that game madden mobile was goaded And you come out with a brand new thing and all that shit is downhill By the way, use uh use mmg when you download price picks poad mmg Deposit match up to 100 bucks, baby We're gonna end it with a deleted tweet from tony jefferson. Where can I get the best facials in san diego? I wouldn't have been surprised if it was the sean watson The age old tradition to make me laugh is coming to an end I hope you guys enjoyed it and since you're seeing this video It means that tomorrow most likely you'll see a madden 24 Video pretty awesome. All right. Hey, I love you guys. Thanks. You watch as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace