 Hey look, Rectors, dude, Rectors, you did it, it's I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. And you can follow us on Instagram and Twitter. Ah, cheesy call, damn it. It's so juicy. Thank you for the sub-patreon, I follow Fischer Twitter account. That sound you've heard was not a fart. I don't even know where to look right now. And thank you for the sub-patreon, I follow Fischer Twitter. This feels so freaking weird. I don't know where to look. It's like, I've never seen this before. It's how weird we're born. You know what I've discovered? I may have a neck condition because I'm constantly turning my neck to the left. Because now that I'm turning it to the right, I realize I don't have the same mobility. You've destroyed my neck bones. You're welcome. Back to your regular schedule program. Oh, I feel much better. Somehow I feel like the universe is really, I'm serious. I've constantly been looking that way. Yeah, it's true. It's much more natural looking. Yeah. Gotta do some stretching. Gotta stretch my neck. But yes, we are reacting to another Just Rain video. We've seen a few of his. Huh? Oh, yes. I remember him. I remember he did the Indian-starring white people food. And then he also did the funny one with the song at the end. Yes. In the Fancy T-Series, yes. Which was hilarious. This is another thing. This one's called Things I Love About India. And I'm sure there's a lot. There's a lot. We love about India. I don't know if he is actually from India or if he's just Indian. Because I don't know him that well. Is that a corpse on the bed behind him? Because that's what it is. It's a corpse. But I'm sure this will be funny because he's a funny guy. Better be. I'm not laughing unless it is. OK, good. Here we go. Hi, my name is Just Rain. And I've been in India for over one month. That makes me an expert on everything and anything to do with India. So I decided to compile a list of things that I love about India. And I know there's a guy lying in my bed. But it's just Joe Jonas. Say hi, Joe Jonas. Hello. It's just like this is a food. I mean, there's so many authentic Indian restaurants here. The Indian food that you get in India is so much better than the Indian food that I get in Canada. I have no idea why. Huh. Nope, no idea. That oil dough. The natural beauty. Currently, I'm in Punjab. And it's absolutely gorgeous. The farms, the fields, the rivers, the sunlight, the weather, the sights and sounds. Of course, you have no agreement. This is the first time I've ever tried sugarcane in my whole life. I've never had sugarcane in my life. Never had sugarcane in my life. Maui, it's all because of that deliciously good fiber inside of you. You know you're not supposed to eat it, right? What? You're not supposed to swallow this sugarcane. You're supposed to chew on it, get the juice in, and then throw the stuff out. Otherwise, you don't poop for a week. Eat some bananas. That's fine. Cooked bananas. Good book washers. One time. Hey, that's legit, my friend. We're stupid here. Talk about this in a minute. I like that cut. That's a funny cut. You can ride whatever you want. A bike, a scooter, a no-cut. And I can keep my turkey on and crispy, babe. Hey, bro, I'm going to take you out nice. So find out that we're going to get up to a five-star hotel, put on your nice pair of jeans. I'm coming to pick you up from my bed yard if that's fine. No anime required. Respect. Rip it in ghouls. You can do whatever. And no one really bats an eye. I mean, I see bad parking jobs. Traffic ghouls at a home. Dude's pissing everywhere. And this. Yes, that is a family with their little baby on a scooter. Cops do love it. Let me just hand them the right amount of paperwork, and they'll file it accordingly, and all your problems. Jell-A! Stuff for cheap. You can get anything in India for literally less than a tenth of the price of something you get in Canada. Suits, sodium, jackets, pants, jewelry. For example, I just grabbed these at. I just caught me a few pairs of dorks. Sure, they might be a little bit dusty, feel like cheap recycled plastic, and are a pair of two left feet. But I think it's yours. I mean, I got this for like 80,000 rupees, which is like. If the dollar is equal to 52 rupees, then that's mathematics, altitude, population. Like, $3! That's happening. It's fantastic, it's so great. Free time to do whatever the heck you want. Listen, if you have wins. And if you have more, or if you're like a corrupt public figure with a lot of political connections, then you're are literally on billions of dollars. And billions of dollars in India can get you a long way to doing absolutely all-the-nothings of all your choices. He's like a pet. Hello. Yo, something on a typical day. This is great. Okay, so I wake up in the morning, really early, like 10-ish or 11. Then I ask my servant to cook me some breakfast. Then I eat breakfast and I take a shower. Then I'm tired from breakfast and the shower, so I take a nap. Then after I take a nap, I go to the chair with my friends and then we all head out in our car. Then we come back home. It's so tiring. So then I have to eat something and it's dinner time. So I have to eat dinner. And then I lie on the bed while the servant leaves out my bag. Because I'm so tired from the busy. So who does all of your work? We have people from UVM behind me on the book. So, pretty much like Mexicans, but cheaper. And last but not least, on a serious note, my favorite place that I spent time here was the Golden Temple. It was absolutely amazing. I had a chance to spend one night there. It was one of the most memorable nights of my entire life. And not even that. Just the people in India are so warm and welcoming and inviting. I mean, even if someone has barely nothing to give, they will still invite you and cook for you. Give you anything that you need. That selflessness is just mind-blowing to the community of people. That allows other people to experience such a beautiful, inviting, warming, rich culture. Like, give me my buddies. Come here. Joe Jonas. He's done a lot for me. Get him around. Applause, man. This guy showed me around and took care of me properly. And I can't thank him enough for that. I make a lot of jokes, but I want to see you made it. It's all seriousness when I say that this has been one of the most beautiful experiences of my life. It's a beautiful thing to see where my parents have come from, where my parents' parents have come from, where my beautiful language, the jabi, was derived, where my history is, where my people have been through, their struggles, their sacrifice, their triumphs. All in all, it's a beautiful experience and I can't wait for the next time that I'm back. I'm really going to get a little bit sassy when I have to leave back to Canada to the freaking bitter cold shit. Thanks again for watching this video. I really appreciate it. Make sure you click, subscribe, and check out next week's video, which is going to be a pretty interesting episode. Don't skip us out of here. Don't get mad. Check out my life. It was great. He's funny, man. Lots of fun. So funny. Really funny. The amount of, like, if you don't get sarcasm, you won't understand what he's doing. Exactly. What he's doing. Any of the jokes that seemed really offensive were partly based on truth and partly based on truth. Partly based on truth. And meant to offend you. Yes. Because it's wrong. Exactly. That's the double-sided thing of it. It's the one thing, oh my goodness, I can't believe he just said that, but it's because he's saying it. He's saying it because no one says it. Exactly. Yep. I like him a lot. Yeah. He's just as funny, because I knew him from Vine, and he's just as funny as he was on there. And I didn't know he... I was 2014. I think he lives here in LA now, actually. Oh, okay. But yeah. I mean, he is so, so funny. Very funny. Very funny edits, too. Yeah. This is Joe Jonas. Hello. Very funny stuff. But yeah, it was really sweet now. You just, you know, made a bunch of jokes and jokes and jokes and then brought it back to what we've realized about India is... Yeah. I can't tell you how many messages I'm sure you get every single day of people like, heard you're coming. We would love to host you. Oh, we would like... It happens in droves every single day. Stupid babies giving, like, personal cell phone numbers. Yeah. And please come. We'll take you around. You won't have to spend a penny. It would be our honor. Yeah. It's just the openness and hospitality. Yeah. The fact that people, that they don't know us at all, but would want to do that, is still incredible. And so, yeah, we fully agree with 100% that we can't wait till we actually go and get to experience everything in India, even if it's going to be incredibly spicy. It's going to be incredibly spicy. You're going to be eating with your hands. I promise you I won't. You're going to be surrounded by people. Your three favorite things. Yeah. I hate it so much. Thick crowds, messy hand-eating, and spicy tastes on the taste buds. I can't... The past couple of days, because it was, like, Christmas time. Oh, God, I hated going to the store. Because there were so many people there. You know, it's true. For a city as big as Los Angeles, one of the things you don't have to deal with here, compared to other big cities, we get bad traffic. But like in the San Fernando Valley here, we don't get congestions of people, unless you go to specific places. You know, you can walk down the street and you won't walk past anybody for a while. Yeah. You know? So, compared to a lot of big cities, you got an easy here. You might get shot. Yeah, you got an easy here, pal.