 What's up YouTube welcome back to the living room, so we finally got our couch man, and we are on to spider-man 3 It's been a lot of fun. Thank you told him a choir. You've been an awesome spider-man nice to scribe hit us on patreon If you want more content, let's go. Let's go Let's go man. I'm ready to get some finality Harry and Peter got some business to attend to so does Mary Jane and Peter Right if they're together right, but she saw that he's spider-man, so I wonder how that's gonna change there She said go get him tiger. She said go get him tiger. That's the best part of the last movie We came depressed There he is the star baby, let's go We get to judge who's the best spider-man when this is all over. Yeah, it's all said and done We'll go through our favorite spider-man our favorite villains our favorite version of Mary Jane's aunt may use all that What's that dude's name? Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was Toby McGuire. It is I thought I just said toe for grace. I know I don't know what that was about. Oh my god That's got me tripping right now, but is that Rosemary Harris? Oh, that is JK Simmons I was about to say I thought that was the dude from that 70s show Yeah, it is From who on that 70s show Eric. Nope me. You know that 70s show them. Yeah, I don't know which one's Eric the main character The guy. Oh, yeah, I know Eric Okay But he does kind of look like Toby McGuire Right. I've always sort of got him, you know too bad Toby McGuire such an icon. Yeah 2000s icon forever. I don't really know toe for grace to be in anything else either. I Know what they're thinking they won't shut up We will though. What's like, what are we supposed to do right here on this one? Oh? Yeah, oh great. She's like always captured. All right. Let's get serious over here. No Great transition. It's me Peter Parker Friendly neighborhood, you know back then nothing seemed to go right for me People really like me My uncle Ben would be proud So Spidey's on the up right now basically that's good because the last couple movies have not been his movies He's still on that little moped though up of my class Dr. Connors, he's like 55 What the heck and I'm in love with the girl of my dreams that blonde girl No, oh, he was far away. She just turned around and smiled. That wasn't his fault Mary Jane Watson Miss Watson left a ticket for me Peter Parker showed up 745. He has to attend them every day probably That guy's like why let's go she's like killing it He's so happy that I feel like it's all gonna fall apart. I know He doesn't care at all She's killing it and that's ageless fire, too. I know He's just Caught him a slip in he wants to go there and slap him in his mouth. We got him Why was his face so good right there Quick little opinion Explain things to my father Still passive aggressive So here he just thinks his dad got got for no reason right Harry seems like the type of guy unwilling to have a conversation Checking understanding killed his dad, but I would at least have some questions, right? It's complicated You were wonderful It's all about diffusion keeps the sound waves from grouping you see when the sound waves they propagate it's like an Oh, no, wow, look at all those prototypes So this is what Harry's been doing. He's been trying to be like his dad, huh? But we get serious now This is a blockbuster over here She doesn't Get serious Like to sing on stage for the rest Oh I'm glad he's happy. Oh God his hair gonna be there mad. He's gonna be down there like With the monoculars irritated. I mean, I'll be honest though. I'd like to try one of those webs. Whoa a casual comment Some moon rock or something Yeah What the heck was that? Well, see that would be an intergalactic type of like sludge Yeah, it looks like some type of like intelligent Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, I don't know Rose intergalactic sludge to me right on the license plate, right? So they're gonna get pulled over. What if you like speeds past one of those things that catches the license plate? They just see the intergalactic sludge on the back Where did he hide? He's crazy as hell stubborn out like that. I just stayed hidden. Oh, no, please don't go in there That's a kid's room with an oxygen tank. Oh, no Someone's be his daughter or something and he's we must know this child, right? Any Marco, oh, they all got sent back blues clues You are an escape convict cops are looking for you you're not getting near her you're nothing but a common thief You maybe even killed a man. It wasn't like that wasn't a good reason for what it was doing That's a truth you and the truth sitting in prison having three meals a day together I live in the presence of great truth right there in that bedroom Oh He done broke out Yeah, we're not supposed to know who that guy is right because I don't know him at all. I don't think so promise Rose how we got our bad guy. We got a motive and everything. Oh, geez. Let's do bad things. Oh, that could be it Yeah, he's got a good incentive to rob spider-man's about to run into him probably was he at Don't tell me that's the bait. Oh, it's amaze new crib. Sam Jay. I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Oh The day and you said yes, right wanted to say yes, but I said no I wasn't ready Neither was he so we took our time look forward to it a man has to be Understanding and put his wife before himself. Can you do that Peter? Yeah? Think I can and then you have my bless He wasn't very confident was he I hope you've considered a proper proposal your uncle had it all planned He took me to the beach one Sunday. It was a knockout in his bathing suit We were very good swimmers beautiful day, and he said let's swim to the island Perfect spot by no tree and we lay down and looked up at the sky. Then he said Oh, it's your eyes, man. He said open and he was holding this ring. Oh Dazzling, I thought it was the son. Oh, this is so sad married 50 years come August Dang now Peter has to feel guilty so Make it very special for Mary Jane do something. She'll never forget give her this That's a good sentiment though. I've always loved that one passing those down like that. Mm-hmm. That's a sweet They even watch that step though for an old lady. I like her new house. Oh, it's cute. Yeah, it is There goes Harry who's old pal Harry. Mm-hmm. Hey, whoa, what's he on a hoverboard? Is my man on a snowboard? What are you sure that's Harry? I Shoot slow You know focus snap. He just slice them up real quick. Dang Has he been injecting himself with that green stuff absolutely Heavy Hooked up right now. He's gonna start hearing them giggles No, that's gonna be a lot of money. He lost it. Oh now you just borrowed his hoverboard. Oh, he's oh God No way the precision the precision did he not catch it? I think Harry caught it. Oh Nice, that's a better catch and when Frodo did it He better put it in a better pocket. He's like really trying to get him right now. Well, Tony Hawk underground, right? He had that little snowboarding game used to stand on back in the day. Oh SFX. Yeah, it's annoying that He has a sword. Oh my It goes some more of them. Oh Nicked him. Oh That was Harry. I'll just go get a lot more of those. I know. Oh No, I Love the sound effect of it Knocked him out. I know now look at him doing all bad. Whoa He's probably gonna hop up and try to slice him got to take care of Harry for he takes care of you He didn't just kill Harry. Did he no way not for real no way look at his shirt all sliced up I know he barely got that Harry just came out do his dad in no type of way his costume wasn't as tough as Glider wasn't as cool. No, he's glad it was pretty cool. That's I kind of like a hoverboard. He could buy a Walmart Yeah, but I can't do that Oh, yeah That's who killed uncle Ben. No, I thought the guy who killed uncle Ben thought the window That wasn't that guy. That's who they just said. Yeah, but we're missing something because that is not the same guy Yeah, it wasn't the same guy not even at all The other guy had frost tips he caught my dog with the overhand right literally Dang He's about going into some like radioactive waste or something. Oh, no Take some high voltage. We got a little fluctuation on one. There's a change in the silicon mass. It's probably a bird It'll fly away when we fire it up. It's not just sucks That's probably a burden. It's not a really expensive experiment. That was like the one that Mysterio had That guy run. Oh, oh, no egg beater on it. They're about to make a mom It looks like it's about to like tornado him Yeah, now we can't get out. Oh my god, that would probably hurt, right? Oh That sands going into his like fibers. It's about to recreate his like DNA. Yeah, exactly All that sand smacking him up doing that. Oh, no Becoming sanshrew. How do you destroy that a water Pokemon? I think he's dead. So he disintegrated There was so much dirt in there just destroyed his body So he might not be the bad guy the bad guy might be the one who made this machine. Oh, wow There's been some memory impairment right now. He can't remember the accident. Good Only time will tell. He's awake if you want to see him. Maybe I should wait. It's fine. Just keep it brief I want him to rest. So he's saying Harry ain't gonna remember anything. Yeah, sorry term What maybe he'll forget that that spider-man killed his dad. You think he could forget that? maybe He's like Peter. Hey, buddy. Remember when we were in science together? Yeah, he did too. Why do you say like that? Mary Jean does got there. It's kind of genius spider-man gets to redo that moment all over again Until we're not, you know until he remembers something. Oh, no Harry's on that medicine, huh? I know. So who's this guy gonna be Sandman? Maybe we'll play some Metallica What do you think this is an Iron Man movie? It does look like it's alive. Yeah, that's the shoulders right there. His head's not floating. He just fell apart. It's his first shot But he's thirsty. This was like the worst villain you could be because this is like they could just keep coming back I mean, yeah, but look how thirsty you would be. So what do you have to do? How do you destroy him in water? Maybe he's got to go get some water so that he can become mud because if you electrocute a sand it turns into glass so you can't destroy him with like like, you know Lightning so we're not gonna call in Thor basically. Yeah, I can't do that You was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. My G Man, that sucks man. Oh, no He can't cry This is kind of crazy. Oh, he gave himself a t-shirt. That's respectful. He's transforming back. Okay. Let's go That was wild. Let's go. Oh That's what that little pocket's for That's ridiculous. I was right there on the first row. That's a critic. This is something you're gonna have to get used to Leave me. I know spider-man gets it. Oh, here we go. You can't see biscuit reference. Oh, was it really? I don't know Duty calls peter parker go get him tiger. Oh A critic wrote something in a paper and peter can't go save the world kind of sucks Mm-hmm Look, he's a sink in a zing room. Oh, she's leaving Honestly forgot all about that thing. I know it's after peter I'm just playing I give me a jane a hard time, but it'd be hard to be her. I mean, I guess Oh my god, it'd be hard to be both of them. Is that same man? It's my coffee What is that thing doing in my background? I'll let her duck They can't shut down a crane have them kill the pop happening. That would be so scary. Oh, no Was that the girl in this class? Oh my gosh. Yeah, the one he was working on. Oh, there he is right there That's Gwen. What? What's she doing up there? I don't know. I just saw her last night. She said she had a modeling cake Who are you? It's Brock sir. Edward Brock jr. I work at the daily bugle. Oh, no And I'm dating that that's his daughter right there and he's just keeping it cool like that. Oh my god Oh You're so needed right now. Oh my god That girl's an athlete though. Yeah, she has incredible strength. She's got hit with a 300 pound. He's an office equipment Oh, no Oh my god, she's falling. She's falling Dang, she's doing a hard fall. Oh my let's go Pete He's just smiling like he doesn't even care He just wanted the picture Are you smiling? Just kidding. They got a guy That's kind of amateur. Have you noticed the stuff makes you look a little bloated? He just he just got dissed by his replacement. I'm right dazzling Just a little sub the boys in the ad department and I whipped up the relation at the bugle's been pretty good Though not as good as the new york times or several others smaller Oh my gosh, they got them on blood pressure medicine Oh, he's had the same assistant all three movies. Thank you Who is this dude still something called nice and easy. What's on you? It's called go away He's so different than that Sunday show Pete you better get in there new guy. He's trying to sell some spidey photos. Thanks Parker, you're late. Maybe too late. Rocker here. Beach to it. It's Brock sir. If I got you this What you got me this I didn't see there. How'd you get that high climbed nearly fell off a flagpole flagpole Which one do we use? I like Bernstein's better cheaper too. Congratulations, son. We'll use your shot I'll pay you 50 bucks jj. I'm your man. I know more about what makes a good picture than any photographer in this town See photography. It's not just about no offense. Uh flagpoles It's about lighting composition drama. I want a staff job, sir I have this stupid little dream working with one of the greatest newspaper editors of our time Jay Jonah Jameson Well, we do have an opening. Johnson quit remember you fired him whatever There's a staff job. Mr. Jameson. I think I deserve it. He's right Jonah. He's been with us for years. He's right Jonah Anybody care about what I want get out Are we still mad about that suit these bullets tickle He could literally go home and stick his hand in a cookie jar and take a selfie of it and troll his boss And get fired This movie's got a lot of dynamics so far. He's having like a job competition with this guy. It's like training camp Is that about to be Stan? Yep. I guess one person can make a difference enough said Oh I miss those. I love Stan cameos Oh Mary Sure catch a little homecoming present Hey, we were pretty good in the backyard, weren't we? We're terrible and we tried out for the varsity the cheerleaders Right. Hey, do you have any girlfriends? I don't know you don't burger. That's what I know of sir Dang pretty cool path. It's okay. It's like I'm not earned for money Maybe I can turn this no girlfriend thing around. You came out like a goofball a lot happier You know, I always appreciated how you helped me through high school. Oh, no He just looks like such a villain. Right. It's the main thing. Hey, uh, let's watch Get something eat. Oh still got the moves. Yeah Why did his dad look like he was gonna say something? Oh, she's about to get replaced too, huh? Oh same song the pitch is so different though Why are we stopping? Oh, gosh. Oh, no not the mix up. We tried to reach here. Oh, Mary Jane, honey Sit on let if you'd like we could uh, we could say you became ill Absolutely dang that was kind of terrible, wasn't it? What did she do for them to be cheering? She just used to it got fired. No, she's got to be jealous of peter now Dang, they replaced her name so quick He just was like the biggest dork in the world. Just that smile He's so hype. Can't you see that gorgeous smile? This is front page stuff Okay, I've got to practice. I'll see you later. Okay. How about tonight? Not tonight Why not? What about that amazing amazing night that we had? We had coffee. No Hey beautiful one more Everything okay. Yeah, I'm fine. You're not still mad at me. Are you? No, peter. I'm proud of you He messed up a shot. She messed up the shot. So he was assuming that she was mad Give him a good show. Don't worry about that review. We're gonna be laughing about it tomorrow night. Promise Why is there always got to be problems? What's his agenda? Isn't that that guy from that prison break? He fits. Hey you Oh Oh, no, this is shot so crazy Dang, he's about to try to dig him out. Do you think he just turned back into sand though? I don't know. Where'd his clothes go because then you can find him, right? Well, his clothes appeared from sand That sucked She hopped out that car. Do you see that? Oh my gosh, it's then is the amount of sand that's there How big he gets you don't let him get to the beach. Uh-uh Dang that hurdle. He's like stop stop. Maybe you're right. Maybe the impact turns into glass and stabs him on the inside Dang Oh my gosh Dang, he just destroyed that whole street Look at this cotton candy Oh, she's gonna start to like him because he's not all caught up on revenge. She's just happy Man, I'm getting this movie. I'm zoned into it Hey, Pete said you're in a play. I'll come again tonight Now this is embarrassing, but I once wrote you a play in high school I was he about to make a little cameo. They love me. Why'd he film himself so much? Does he beat that director? He's beat everybody Look at the high fives I bet Mary Jane's not gonna like it Uh-uh, don't do it Peter. Oh, no Peter park, you know law show damn mine. He said I hope Pete's getting a shot at this Uh-oh, dang. I'm so mad at Toby McGuire right now. That was crazy He was so brazen about that and he knows that she's in the crowd too There you go. He's gonna take that money. Dang. He knew exactly where to go Yeah, but what does he think he's gonna do just drop that off at his daughter's door as a sand monster You know How do you beat him? I don't think he'd make the gas pedal do that. Just saying I'm the sheriff around these parts. Okay Oh I love how he just says uh-oh Right, that's how I felt too. Then he has the legless slash hairy move Slash Sean white dang do that over and over again Like you just keep chipping away at him You can have enough time Dang, they're all right. Did he make off with the money though? Yeah He had it That would be so uncomfortable in my in your shoe like that. We'll get the little strap holding his leg now Why would you do that today? Mary Jane's gonna say no because peter obviously has no like awareness or timing very socially awkward today She may not show Did Pete just check another girl out just a minute ago? Is that the same guy? Is that supposed to be peter? The same guy that was um the usher at Mary Jane's Uh, they are What was that? I think it is Um, I have a request my girl you want to pop the question. He was saying it's tiny. I know he's playing him Uh, when I signal you if you'd bring some champagne with the ring in the bottom of her glass Also, I thought at the same time the musicians would play this song their favorite Oh, this is not gonna go well We I like you Look at that little light on the table. It's cute some champagne. How'd that get in there? She might break out with you peter. Look at you. Wow boy. She's acting in class. So you came in there swinging I wouldn't even came you to you'd have been with a newspaper girl I know exactly how you feel I have been through this it happens to me all the time I see spider-man posters in the window kids running around with me on their sweaters big halloween item I don't know. I guess I've become something of an icon of myself. I'm just a nerdy kid from queens. Do I deserve this? Hello, this is mary jane watson. Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you. Pete talks about you all the time Since when I didn't even know like they talk all the time Oh my god, it's over. If you've got a picture of my kiss with spider-man, could you bring it to class? I'd really love it After all who gets kissed by spider? Every day she does Well, it was lovely to meet you. Oh poor girl. I can't even imagine that happening in real life though That would be so disrespectful Oh, no, no, no He's trying though. He's in my science class. It's not her best subject She's her lab partner. He saved her life. She thinks you're a genius and she had her polished fingernails all over you Or didn't you notice and she gave spider-man the key to this video. I'll never forget that She's just a girl in my class. Let me ask you something when you kissed her. Who is kissing her spider-man or peter? What do you mean? You know exactly what I mean. That was our kiss. Why would you do that? You must have known how it'd make me feel. Do you want me? Well, are you sleeping on the web tonight? Why would I want to push you away? I love you. She's a girl in my class mj. You're naive, bro Yeah, you lying Oh, they're playing that song that she was singing. Yeah, he doesn't even know she got fired That's how un-present he is. He's just so unaware like bro Yeah, but she didn't do all that foolishness today. I wish you'd pick up the phone Man, you shouldn't have picked up. I'm mad at peter right now. Mm-hmm Originally, we thought that this man, Dennis Carradine was your husband's killer. We were wrong Turns out mr. Carradine was only an accomplice. It was the other guy. I don't know What are you talking about? They said the other guy's the one who killed uncle ben Right, but I just remember it being the other guy. There was two of them You got this wrong two days ago. He escaped. He confessed his guilt to a cellmate. Oh, he's playing in the back Oh, uncle ben is just chilling. No wait. Yeah, why did you do that? It was him, but I didn't remember him. It never showed him. They just added the sin just now Right. That's why he wasn't in the car. He just pulled off and left him. This guy disappeared Man, she's finally healing. We're doing our job Oh Those walls are crazy. I know She told me about something stupid like try to find my uncle's killer, but that other guy He had a gun on me. I told you that I'm not accusing you of anything. Yeah, peter doesn't regret that I'm fine. I don't need your help. Dang and peter. We can all use a friend. He's trying to make himself lonely What's up with you? Oh because you just found out what happened with uncle ben's killer Yeah, he's got more people to push out of windows He's like in uniform and everything ready to go Is this an alien? You mean that intergalactic sludge? Yeah, it looks like it. Oh, no Oh my gosh. Why is it wrapping around him like that? Why did it choose him? Is it trying to attack spider-man? Maybe it's seen him from afar What the heck is he gonna die? Whoa, his suit looks so cool though. Yeah, that is pretty clean. I don't know. I like that one a lot more Look at the foggy eyes. Wow I'm so confused about this so he can spider-man's better now. I don't know that was weird to me Whoa, he's so much more coordinated This is something else You don't ask a lot of questions though. No, I'm a physicist not an amazing test. Can we do that now? It seems to like you it has the characteristics of a symbiote Which needs to bond to a host to survive sometimes when they bind they can be hard to unbind Brilliant Marco there's a sandstorm Oh, no, he's gonna use that thing. Oh, I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I would use it too Especially at night make it a little harder to see him I mean if he would have just chose black from the beginning, I know he could have done that but he didn't Follow the trail not this guy He's getting really up in the action. Love the new outfit is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Give me some of that web action See it jump It's probably like a $3,000 camera. Why did he just jump in there like that? I'm gonna show you a wrecking Oh, he's got that extra the backup cam Flint Marco What do you want from me? Remember Ben Parker the old man you shut down in cold blood. What does it matter to you anyway? Oh my gosh. Yeah, but when does he sand? Right now. Oh my man on the belt sander. Oh, he landed at water. What does that do? Yeah, see if he turned into mud What if he turns into concrete though? That's dangerous. He might would have hit him if he didn't scream the whole time Bro, he's about to release the hole. Yeah, there you go Is that it? There's no way that's it. Dang Pete. That was kind of cold. He said good riddance Oh, yeah, I put it in front of the face. He said follow out boy He said dashboard confessional Oh Dang you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door Oh Like as he finally stood up to you. He probably gets tired of getting badgered for money every time he walks in the house Yeah, he is looking pretty follow up boy His hair almost looks purple doesn't it? I went for that color But he only has it when he has that thing on because now it's brown Did you say you went for that color remember? Oh when you did your hair all purple. Yeah It's not playing me. He said did you guys say you went for that color last night? I don't even bit him Spider-man doesn't kill people. He does. What is for us to say aunt main killed uncle ben But he wouldn't want us living one second with revenge in our hearts She knows the whole like black suits like a take a metaphor. Yeah symbolic for something right don't give up mary jane Oh, so she got hired. Yeah, she doesn't look happy about it though. He looked kind of like shady She's about to call harry. Yep, because she's wearing a green skirt I That is pretty good though. Why is he doing that though? MJ's always turning up boy. He said i'm not doing anything. He's just making a masterpiece. We're having a guest Can you get some food right away, sir? He doesn't have one drop of paint on him. I'd be a mess He seems so much happier. He's like just such a positive dude lately harry Yeah, right when he's always be like with that grunt look in his face Orange No, thanks. Listen. I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I shouldn't have yelled about that door It was nothing to be angry about. It's not a big deal But if you feel that bad about it can buy me pizza sometime One more if it's a woman you're calling then you say for a good woman. I'm good man. That's it Are you calling Mary jane? I think that would be so good. None of your business go Oh, she's still making Thanks. Bye. Bye Oh, I can't believe this harry's house He put only two scoops in it and said I hope you love peppers You're annoying Our skirt was like it's made out of grass. Ooh, he's like nice moves He should go show where the vase he painted Because that thing was fire So they're making omelettes. Oh, yeah kind of looks like it. There's some scrambled cheese eggs. Yeah, definitely That omelette's busted harry Can you do that? Yeah, you know, I can you do it with both hands like us. Yeah, you can do and I know it Don't be touching. There she goes face touching always when she's got a man I ain't gonna say nothing in this movie. Do you do you MJ? No, it's okay, please He's so nice in this one All right, he's so much cooler in this one. I like him this way. He's not just like, uh, I just want to kill peter parker. I mean spider. Well, he's been wanting since we first met him He's like a spider-man peter parker. They're all better than me. You've taken your eye off the ball Uh-oh We have to kill spider-man. Don't forget Well, that was short lived Yeah, you say, yeah, I swear on my father's grave spider-man will pay. Oh, yeah, he said that at the funeral Remember me. Yes father. I was right about her about peter about everything You know what you must do make him suffer Burst we attack his heart. He said that in the first one. Yep It's a lot more dramatic in the first one too. But at least he's like talking to someone in this one not to himself I was not expecting that you're gonna do something for me Man, everything was cool. So she went over there and mess with him. Mm-hmm Dang There's a phone call for you. It's mary jane. She called back. Really? Yeah. She's so happy for him She could dunk on him. Hey For real. I'm so glad you're okay. What a public spot. I love you And that sucks because she had to set him up. Basically. He's like my beloved There's something I have to tell you. It's not working you and me. I don't want to see you anymore Wait, why is she breaking up with him? What are you talking about? Did Harry make her? I don't know Oh, Harry doesn't make her. She doesn't know Please don't say that. I can do better. I can change Love each other. I love you when people have problems. They they work it out. They talk to each other I think she is being enforced. Look, you see. Oh my gosh, definitely be enforced I fall in love with someone else. I mean after an astronaut spider-man, who else? I know. Dang You better go get that black spider-man suit on Look at this little weasel right here. Oh, that's why he said he said he's gonna get him where it hurts And made your breakup with him I'd be like, hey spider-man harry's right there and he told me that if I don't break out with you He's gonna kill me. So can you please go do something about it? That she's lumber. Oh, he said they're talking to him. There's another guy It's tough, man Everybody's like sucks for you singing waitress at a jazz club. Not exactly what you had in mind for yourself singing waitress What are you talking about? Well, she was fired from the show. She was fired. She was fired and she told you You were kissing that girl. Don't be defending mary jane. Oh, yeah, she did. She did that message I'm just fine. You can defend her. I'm the other guy. Whoa. She came to me one afternoon troubled She needed someone and I was there for I've always loved her B. You know that look at his face I don't believe you. I just thought you should know. Punch him in his face, peter. No, also mom. Yes, please. How's the pie? What in the world? No shot, that's such a sad move. He must like hit under the arch of the window right there I don't know man. I'm kind of pissed for peter. How are you feeling? I'm mad for him too Because things seem to be going right until mary jane had to go over there No, everything was going cool until peter had to kiss that girl Oh, yeah, true. When he kissed that girl it all went downhill. Yeah, he's trippin for that Not one dude in here knows you can get away with that Especially like when it's all over the freaking queens. I have boys this of you Do you like a drink? That version might right They two old bandmates. What did you do to her? I did what you failed to do. I was there for her Mary jane and I we understand each other. She knows me very well And when she kissed me it was just like she used to kiss me that taste There you go. Why does peter have the same haircut as me? Oh my gosh Harry's too funny in this. I know he's a good villain actually. Yeah, he kind of is He's edgy too Imagine being the one to just get thrown like that though Oh In his dang lab. Oh, he's become more of an assassin with that black suit He's more tactical Oh my He took him from me. He loved me. He despised you for an embarrassment to him. Dang Lucky little goblin jr. Gonna cry no filter version of him. Oh my No shot What So peter parker just basically doesn't really care anymore, right? Look, he's getting eyeballs now two completely different type of women Mugged them up. Okay three different types My son thought the world of this guy. This is the guy that gave the key to the city too. Bro. All we do is change the suit Oh, yeah, it's just right right here till jade space. He got the position. Look how big it is I never thought he'd really do that. You gotta see it as it is. It's funny You should say that I was looking through some old photos and it looks very uh, similar I gotta get back to work. You're trash, bro. Your picture is a fake. Parker. You are such a boy scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break? You won't forgive miss your religion. What? We're just horsing around He got breaking glasses. If you do this, I will lose everything. You should have thought of that earlier What are you doing, peter? Tell us if you're an editor. Tell him to check his source next time Oh, it's a fake. Jonah's about to be pissed. The traffic department confirms it Pack your things. Get out of my building I was just you're fired. You know, we're gonna have to print a retraction Put it a retraction in 20 years They would never ever ever print that retraction on the front page though. I know we'll be on the back page Are you at a specimen you left me, Parker? Chemistry is not unlike the chondritic meteorites of the 70s You know what, Parker? Parker? Come smoke. It amplifies characteristics of its host Hey, give me another cookie I love this part You got any with nuts? Um, I have some nuts. I could make some Go get me some, peter I'd love to shoot you some time Peter, Parker Peter Parker! That's not the position I hired you for Peter, these are incredible You got to have these, Jonah If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job Double the money Not the hair flip When she's hurting right now I know because he's cracking me up He's finally got some swag to him Right But it's like too much Like what's the guns? Oh Jesus, I don't know about that He's definitely feeling himself Oh no, is he gonna walk out with a black suit? Oh my gosh What is this? Why has this part not been memed? Okay Oh, he's in a blood monster Right So when he killed Uncle Ben, Penny was young Maybe a baby at the time? Yeah You're looking fine, babe So unlike him Oh, now this guy's on the outs, huh? It's like they traded swag or something This is jazz Oh yeah, Mary Jane works there Oh, we went to make her jealous Who is this guy? Hot legs Just slipping people 20s Isn't that your old girlfriend? Do you want to go someplace else? I'll be okay Mary Jane, show us what you got She's not catching on What's the point of bringing you there? I'll be right back All right You just leave in the middle of her performance No, he didn't This is for you Thanks Bro, I'm so confused right now like What is happening? Did I fall asleep on this couch? That alien thing really took a hold of him Do you see her hair? Do you see her hair? Mary Jane didn't catch it She's like, who is this guy? Everyone's just playing along perfectly To Peter's little shenanigans right here I know They're making it seem so like yours She's like six inches taller than him Poor Mary Jane She didn't deserve that Matter of fact, Peter kissed that girl and Mary Jane took But honestly, he kissed that girl and then Mary Jane goes And cares about his emotions Do you notice that? Yeah It was still all about Peter She apologized to Mary Jane You all right, Mary Jane? Hey Nah, you're a douche, bro Can I help you, sir? Is everything okay here, Paul? I'm gonna go back Yeah Is everything okay here, Paul? Take him out of here Take your hand off of me Oh Oh no The lawsuit Yeah, bro, man Tripping, Peter I don't know I don't know Uh-uh What's he missing about his suit? Did he have it on? What do you think, babe? His speaker lost his mind? Yeah, but it's that thing There's always like the classic Spider-Man contemplating everything by itself On a ledge scene, huh? Of course he's where that guy is I come before you today Humbled and humiliated To ask you for one thing What is it, bro? I want you to kill Peter Parker Not just Spider-Man, Peter Parker Oh, he can't get it off Whoa So he has to be a consumer Yeah Whoa It was mad I guess God answered that prayer Is it hitting his head? Bro, what is about to happen right now? He's gonna see that thing eating Spider-Man I mean, eating Peter Parker And he's gonna be like, my prayers have been answered But then what? I don't know that maybe it jumps on him Parker He can't get it off, can he? That stuff's so crazy It's everywhere Are you gonna mess up now, bro? Is he gonna turn into a Spider-Man? Or is he gonna turn into just like an emo version of himself? I don't Right Oh my God, his teeth look so scary Immediately evil, huh? So he finally got it all off Do you ever really? I don't know Hey, I've never had a shower like that That was warm It's like all the heat was staying there Oh God, it's gonna be that guy Oh no Let's go Just who we needed to see When we spoke on the phone I sensed that something was bothering you Did you ever propose? You said a husband's gotta put a wife Perform so I'm not ready Oh No, bro, she basically left you for Harry Well, as far as you're concerned You seem so sure I heard her, Aunt May I don't know what to do Yeah, he slapped the dog out of her That's what you did Dang Tell her the truth, Peter You forgive yourself Yeah, Aunt May thinks this mentally I believe in you In the meantime, pick up the dirty laundry Off your floor, please Yeah, man, obviously you're not ready to be married Look at his house I know, you could just use your spider webs You're like An allied spider man Uh-oh Oh, so that guy can use webs I want him dead too, Flint He just like walked off He said, all right, not messing with that guy Like the fact that Spider-Man won't let you help your poor daughter That doesn't seem right to me I want to kill the spider You want to kill the spider Together, he doesn't stand a chance Interested Yeah Dames, they're about to tag team them for real That's cool A little creepy there, Peter She's got the Spidey since it's not him I know She just happens to be able to look out of her window And see the theater So, we're two I don't know All New York is holding its breath As the hostage crisis continues to unfold A young woman held hostage in a taxi Suspended 80 stories above the ground Every attempt by the police to rescue the hostage Has been thwarted by the Sandman Compounding the danger Is the appearance of a strange black-suited figure Early reports had believed him To be the black-suited Spider-Man But he has now been identified As something entirely different Bro, you look terrifying A demon Mary Jane Watson Of course A brief stint on Broadway Are you up, Peter? I know, like, what's that? Isn't she 80 stories up? Right Boy, there ain't time for it Throw it on Pull it out Right, he's sitting there reminiscing Getting all nostalgic He's like, oh, last time I put this on I didn't know how to dance Jennifer is in the trenches, ain't she? Yeah, she is Apparently Spider-Man's being challenged To some sort of confrontation Stop us if he can Oh, my god, now Harry's about to have to make a decision What's he gonna do? He's like, oh, let me tag up with them Yeah, he's about to go in there and murder Spider-Man And Mary Jane What's that, Pete? I need your help Oh, my gosh Can't take them both No way Whoa What happened? Remember You don't deserve my help Hold on, hold up I remember earlier that when they were fighting Harry threw it right And Pete was like Oh, yeah Yeah, and he threw it and it exploded and hit his face Oh, it burned him up? Yeah, chopped him up Look She needs us Didn't Harry throw it at him, though? Yeah Get out Dang It's kind of on you, Harry I don't really feel bad for you, bro I didn't get Kintana He's got a Kintana and a burnt CD I've seen things in this house I've never spoken of What are you trying to tell me? The night your father died, the blade that pierced his body came from his glider You just not telling him this? I know you could have saved his face I loved your father as I have loved you, Harry As your friends love you I don't know, I just sort of feel like he could have saved Harry from a lot of trouble I know, just telling him that That man was mad for years Right, he lost his best friend, his relationship, his face He showed his butt in multiple public outings Yeah Slapped him Twice She's always caught in this situation Oh Oh, heck no Let's go, Tobin McGuire Spider-Man's out there making public statements with this Let's go That was a patriotic moment for sure All the firefighters picking their kids up like, look, heroes Oh, what a shot All hope was lost I'm gonna get you out of this Dang, he took his job at the Daily Bugle when he having it Uh-uh Hey Parker, my God, Eddie Ooh, my spider sense is tingling If you know what I'm talking about Well, how did he still get across the tips? Right Oh, is he stuck? Oh, I thought he got stuck I can find a way to settle this You're so right I'm thinking humiliation He got them golem deep Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? Uh-uh Called you out for lying That's like that one time when I was walking down the road with my friends Them dude threw bricks at us Cinder blocks Yeah That's what I'm telling you, he was bringing bricks at us How's that sound? Tiger Let's go, MJ What did she miss though? Why does it scream like that? Peter's undefeated fighting falling off buildings Oh, if we just had Harry with a glider right now A snowboard Oh no Ooh Ow And he landed in some sand No Why is that truck up there? How many trucks did they put up there? Oh, she jumped She had a lot of trust in that web She's athletic too Hold on, Mary Jane! Anyone who knows Spider-Man can hold on to things for a long period of time Whether you're Aunt May They all practice with him You got to I'm telling Penny about this Uh-oh Did it Mysterio do that in the one we were watching? Yeah, I think so There was- he like looked like the sand creature or cyclone Picked off by Venom He just became Venom and he's already good at swinging on them things Uh-oh Oh my gosh Spidey smashing Hey, Mary Jane Oh my gosh They're beating the tar out of him I would not be watching this This could be a tragic day Could be the end of Spider-Man And y'all are just watching So dramatic Oh my god Come on, Harry Where are you at, bro? There he is Oh my gosh Dang, that bomb went in right in this temple, didn't it? Yeah Let's go Harry going ice games mode The winner games I'm here for you, brother Best moment Best moment of all three A couple minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either What are you gonna do? Let's go homeboys again Until Mary Jane gets involved but still Yup Let's go Let's go They didn't even have to practice I love team plays Dang, okay And the whole town gets to watch them There you go Hey, glass them up You're a photographer All right, you little crook Is that your daughter? Why does she keep getting like smack with taxis? I don't know But Mary Jane's done saved her own life Like 12 times Let's go This is making me proud right here Let's go He's riding on his like thing with him Right Is it a search stuff, Harry? Oh my god The town's loving it Mary Jane would have to be like The most traumatized human being on earth right now Yeah Just break down Mary Jane, it's okay This is the last movie Somebody's gotta die right? No, they better not Oh my gosh He's gonna cause so much damage If I saw that I would be freaking out All right, now we just gotta take care of Eric No way that guy's doing that to you What you can't kill You gotta take it off Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? I know what it feels like Feels good The power His eyes Let it go What if he just doesn't care about that? Yeah, there you go It makes me happy No I thought Harry was about to get stabbed with one of those Oh, he doesn't like that His vibrations mess with him, huh? But that's when he was hitting that bell tower Oh, he has the movie He has to give us a flashback Cause we're kind of dumb Yeah, the ones nowadays really don't do that The sacrifice No, dude It's over Uh-uh He went out of straight G if that's the truth Use those Yeah Cut him up Ooh He needs a gong or something Oh, Sven doesn't like those vibrations for real Oh, he's about to start playing a song, Annie Nice Good thing you thought about that Right Whoa What are you doing? Keep doing it Oh, he's snatching him out the suit Man, you ought to toss him out that window Isn't it going to die because it doesn't have a host though? I have no idea that quick Cause it stayed in his room for quite some time It chooses you Look at that throw Oh He hopped in with it You were a straight fool, my guy Weren't you at church when that happened? He said let me put my dutes up Man Now you really don't like you, dude But I had no choice There's always a choice Remember what, Uncle Ben? Mm-hmm You had a choice when you killed my uncle My daughter was dying I needed money I was scared Yeah, but like get two jobs Or just like don't shoot him when he's on the ground That's really all you gotta do That's what Uncle only wanted was the car Yeah, but you shot him anyways He said to me, why don't you just put down the gun And go home as now, he was just trying to help me Cause Uncle Ben was a good man Then I saw my partner Man, that ain't what happened, bro Yeah, it didn't look like that the first time It looked like he shot him and just was like Didn't even get in the car Did a terrible thing to you I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back You just tried to kill him I'm not asking you to forgive me I know, man, you and all your lip fillers I just want you to understand Why is his lips so red like that? Lips red in yours They're dry, a little sandy Who thinks he's been sucking on some Kool-Aid? I've done terrible things, too Are they about to have a therapy session over here? No, you don't get to walk away? Yeah, until he decides to get big And like punch you in the face again Or until he needs some more money I mean, but if you're Peter, what else are you gonna do? I don't know Besides let him go That was scary, that was like that supernatural demon I don't know, so far his Spider-Man story is a little more tragic than the Tom Holland one I mean, he lost when he started though Yeah, that's tough, too But he lost his legit best friend though And the third piece to his love triangle No, it's just easy from here on out All right, they're both gonna be sitting there thinking about Harry I'm just kidding You're terrible Ever comes our way We always have a choice My friend Harry taught me that He chose to be the best of himself It's the choices that make us who we are And we can always choose to do what's right That's so sad that Harry's gone though I know Especially in their lives, there's gonna be a huge void Well, that ain't good Yeah, she should probably focus on herself for a little bit Mid song He showed up and said, let me fix things with my woman He said, let's get out of here toots Yeah, come on toots Bang, he did that like he had some of that Venom Sudan Just a damn good movie Okay guys, that was Toby McGuire's Spider-Man So baby, what did you think about that movie? I thought I had so much fun during this trilogy It was great because it was like 2000s movies all over again And to be honest, I never got to experience them at the time I'm honestly glad I didn't because they would have been a little too mature for my age at the time But I'm glad I got to experience them as an adult And I had a lot of fun My favorite moment of the whole thing was him And Mary Jane finally getting their like togetherness at the end Even though they were dancing to No Song Because she was the one singing it Right, that was a little awkward I've said before in the very first movie This was one of my favorite movies growing up And revisiting the original movie And watching the second and the third installment Is definitely something that I've put off for way too long The second movie blew my mind It was absolutely incredible I thought it was one of the better movies I've seen it in a really long time The third one was really good I don't think it was as good as the second one Not that we really need to compare But the first and the second one was just lightning in a bottle This one was really good too I thought the suit was amazing No, I thought that one right there was hilarious Because when he was like It was funny When he had this When he was the Spider-Man When he was like this one Oh, when he was like My chemical run Yeah, he was like My chemical Spider-Man Right When he was that That was too funny That was good I'm not even gonna lie That was the best part I guess like back then That was sort of the culture He sort of had this same haircut As me a little bit Mine's a little more like Bull shaped I guess It was a lot of fun though, man We gave Mary Jane a hard time In this movie We're just poking fun at her, man It's all in good fun As Mrs. October said These 2,000 movies are just really ridiculous in that way If you guys know what I'm talking about Then you guys know what I'm talking about They're like parodies of themselves And even when they're being serious And the drama's on the TV And you're supposed to take it serious They still have a way to like Slip in as much humor as possible So they're very lighthearted in that way I just didn't realize these movies Were gonna be so funny And that really explains to me Why they try so hard to make the Tom Holland movies As funny as they are Because you notice in those movies They have a very like funny tone to them Maybe it's because the original Spider-Man's Was like borderline hilarious Right So you just had to continue it on Like Spider-Man has to be the lighthearted one Like when there's all this drama going on You have to have Spider-Man to lighten you up I would definitely classify this as like an action comedy 100% Yeah But It was good I had a lot of fun watching these 3 That was fun guys I don't really know what more I can say about Spider-Man I mean the story is what it is It's really sad to see Harry die in the end I wish that he would have never turned into the Green Goblin I wish we could have avoided that whole story arc Do you think in the comics The Green Goblin ever sided with Spider-Man Or was he always the villain? Do you think they did that? Like you know to like put it into a movie You know I really don't know I know that That would be good to know guys If you could let us know I would imagine when they do things like that You know because the whole MCU has not held very true to the comics right I would imagine that they would like test like audiences and things like that So you know I guess really all that would have to do with like audience scores On how people would receive or perceive things like that So Right You know I don't really know because I don't know how the comics are So I don't I can't really decide like what the movie is based on the comics Because I genuinely have no clue Right I'm completely ignorant to those This is a really good movie We were introduced to Venom We've met a lot of really really awesome bad guys Really awesome girls in these movies My favorite hands down was probably I mean the Green Goblin The original Oswald right Because Or Osborn Not Oswald Osborn They literally asked that man They said how was working He said work was murder Like that's hilarious This is the best line in this whole franchise So um No I think I think Uncle Ben's with great With great power comes great responsibility right That one's so iconic that people People quote that from Okay well no one I know quoted that Except for me right now Hey you're not watching good people then I guess not Anyways guys thank you for rocking with this man That's Spider-Man We're not gonna babble too much about it But we watch these movies because as you guys know We have been on the MCU journey That MCU journey has not come to a stop We are just at a pit stop right now Checking out all these movies that we caught up on So I know we have Spider-Man We have Andrew Garfield Spider-Man One and two coming up And I also know that we need to check out like Venom And we need to start getting into the X-Men movies And things like that So you guys can let us know in the comments Exactly what order would be the best order For us to put them out on our channel So we are very patient on this channel guys We want to put things out in the right order When we want to do things And we can do MCU every Monday till we like die Absolutely I'm having so much fun with it So you guys let us know the order I know there'll be disagreement about that But whatever the most people agree on So if you see a comment that you agree with Like it if you think that's the order And whichever comment gets the most likes Will be the order that we put these movies out in Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us man It really does mean the world We're right at six months And it's just been It's been so much growth And it's just been so many awesome people And we really realized making this channel At the end of the day It really just comes down to you guys man Yeah, I bet you all went Yeah 100% So we recognize you guys in the comments Some of you guys comment so much That it's almost like You know we're really making a little family here And you guys definitely know who you are man For sure So thank you guys so much It's been the October's We'll see you all in the next one