 Okay, one, two, three. Oh, cutest baby announcement ever. Wait, my boss follows me. Could this affect the promotion I want? Well, that's horrifying, but am I surprised? Also, what if something happens? Would I have to announce that too? And with everything going on right now, I should probably make sure I find a doctor who shares my view on reproductive rights. Maybe this is why it seems like none of my friends post-pregnancy announcements.