Written and Performed By Michael Aranda and Hank Green
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It's so Damn fine to be alive Until your dorky farting turdface brother arrives Difficult financial times bring apocalypse Danes fear the burning acropolis Donate for the blood association Don't for the beaux's admiration Delilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache
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