 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne. Alright. Oh, that's oddly appropriate. Oh, so is that as well. Oh, poor bright light. Anyways, Merry Christmas, everyone. I've got a special treat for you. I'm a very big fan of the first and second Harry Potter game. So for you guys on this special day, I'm going to play the last one they made. The bad one. Or at least one of the few bad ones. Maybe there might be more, but it took me a long time to find this. I bought it. It's just as pretty much as bad as everyone says it is. They turn into a third person shooter, but it's a great way to celebrate the new year by looking at how crummy this game is and making fun of it. There are going to be a few technical issues I'm going to run into throughout this playthrough. It's also the first time I've really ever done one of these. So I hope you guys are forgiving of it, but I also hope you have a fun time. Ah, here's old Voldy. Got an old, got an old Necrophilia. Hey, I like your wood. Oh, you want some fine acting here? Here we go. Look at this. I need to get inside the vault. It is impossible. Alone, yes. With you, the sword of Gryffindor. So riveting. It's my price. Oh, we're in the vault now. We're in Gringots going after the first Horcrux. All right. Well, that didn't work out. Spanshing position interfered there. Oh, you look like you. Oh my. Wow. So as I said, this game is a third person shooter. Yeah, like the cover, wall cover, just like Gears of War. But did you know that Harry's got a Mac Daddy? He's got a fully loaded. You're off the fucking chain. Oh, we got a Protector Shield. I know about close quarters combat. This looks like a pretty solid bridge. It does. What? Oh my. That's rough. As well as having a automatic weapon, Harry also has heat seeking spells. Let's just strike away. Splash, good kill. Take this. This is where the Horcrux is. And a moment of the game that I'm actually kind of surprised did not crash the game. This should be causing massive FPS drainage. Everything should be moving at a snail's pace. But somehow, look at that. Look how good that is. It's not crashing. You get a little bit of it here. But I'm really impressed. They probably put all the money into this one scene. Oh, so far he had to work so hard to get to that. That pile of like three feet tall. Not even. Look at it. It's still so tiny. Oh, the greatest betrayal. Well, we're going to get our own way out of here on this big dragon that looks like it has been seeing some massive malnutrition. I don't even know how this thing would fly. It's been underground. God knows how long, but it just breaks those stone fillers. All of this is hilarious. Oh, and then we're going to get one of Ron's classic lines. Brilliant. Oh, here we go. We're dropping. I say we jump. Why there? That's just the worst idea. Oh, okay. Well, now we're going to skip a little bit further into the game, particularly to actually, I would say my favorite part of the game is when Neville Longbottom becomes a badass. There's a horcrux at Hogwarts. It's something to do with Ravenclaw. So this part here, we've actually run out of audio. For some reason, the caption just lost all the audio. So we're going to make up for it. We're going to add in our terrible accents. Oh, God. I've got it, Neville. I'm setting up some sort of light bulb. Oh, take this. You scabongers. Good job, Neville. You're doing a really good job. Actual dialogue from the game. But, admittedly, this is boring. I really hate the part with Seamus. So how about we just skip this to the good part? So we set all the bombs, and now Neville's going to come in and save the day. Nice shot! Take the shot! Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne. Triple kill. I remember. I remember how to overkill. I'm good for you. Kill. Tackle. Little atrocity. Good copy. Let's just strike away. Kill him. Jar. Kill. Tastrophe. Eden, my heart's beating. My hands are shaking. My hands are shaking. But I'm still shooting. I'm still getting the hand shots. Boom. Literally takes on the entire Death Eater army all by himself. Absolute stud. And now we've got this part where he's being chased by Scabiar. Don't even know who he is. And definitely the thumbnail of this video. Later in the game, we see Maggie take on this troll in a quick time event. She actually gets one of the two quick time events in this entire game. I find it very funny. Alakazam, bitch. Woo! And then we have a Michael Bay moment where they're going through the underground area with the flaming dragons chasing him. And now, the super serious moment. Harry Potter, come to door. Hello there, Harry. Ah, Dumbledore. What are you doing here? I want to show you this very slap-together cutscene. Well, sir, isn't this from the movie? What about the... rotting Voldemort under the table? Oh, we can't show that. What about all the other elements? No, Harry. You have to understand that this really is just some very bad tie-in to the movie. You really have your own choice. But, sir, there's still so much to talk about. I feel that this is no idea as much explanation as this game should be giving. We don't have the budget for it, Harry. Don't you understand? I am only in here as a tagline. Once you get further on in the game, it's actually going to get even more ridiculous. But, sir, really? Yes. More quick time events. More chasing through halls. Levels that really just have no meaning being in this game. I feel that... we could have had something great. Do you remember when the games were good, sir? I remember when they were good. Yes, Harry, but that was a long time ago. And let's be honest. That Hogwarts mystery game is probably going to suck major balls. All right. Let's take it. Ah! Let's do this, Voldy. Give me your wand, Melphine. There you go, Harry. Oh, yeah. Containing, fighting, shooting their weird ice cream-flavored laser at each other. I like Sherbert! No! My mint cream! Oh, no. The very, very quickly put together little let's play I did for you guys. Now, I'll admit that there's a lot to be desired. I was really hoping that I didn't have just one bit to use for audio, but I hope you guys are understanding of that. And let's be honest, even though this game is actually quite cruddy, the best part I would say about this game is what comes at the very end after this part where Harry says goodbye to his terribly named children. They go on a little bit of a retrospective of all of the games that came before. The first game, the Philosopher's Stone, I remember playing this on my PC. My dad's PC as a kid. It was still so buggy of a game and my computer sucked that all of this was in slow motion, but it was still so fun to play. And then we're going to jump into Chamber's Secrets, which is by far one of my favorite Harry Potter, let alone movie-based title games of all time. It's still goddamn classic. Harry Potter Quidditch Cup. This game really doesn't work, but it's still very, very fun to play. It's so fun. Prisoner of Azkabaner actually never got around to playing, but I heard he was okay. But the music you're hearing in the background, this is actually a lot of Jeremy Sol's work. Yeah, Goblet of Fire did not play. I did not like the idea of a top-down blaster adventure game just in with fun. Order of Phoenix kind of went back to the roots from what I heard, a lot of exploring Hogwarts. I actually heard this was the last really good one. And then Half-Blood Prince was okay, but I heard there was a lot of repetition. And the Deathly Hallows part one, I watched a few people play through this and apparently you can just go right through the whole thing. Anyways, guys, thank you so much for watching this video. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope y'all are enjoying your Christmas day. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.