 Have you ever hated someone so much, but you have never met them? That's probably how your boy Pizza feels about me. But that's how I feel about Freddie Stevenson. Boy! Ah! He's been sitting there with his 61 overall ass sitting there for so long. Like, get on out of my team! And I just last episode had a 90 overall fullback in and we took an L. Welcome back, though. To Will and Mott. I don't remember what episode this is, but bro, how does this stuff happen to me? How does this happen to me? I prestigeed Levy on Bell. And now he's officially not returning to football. So that is the best possible Levy on Bell card we're gonna get. Unless EA wants to drop like, uh, players who f*** their teams over, promo. Cause he would definitely get the boss master card for that. Oh! K. Donkey. I added some new stuff to the wheel. So remember, um, an episode ago when I was saying, hey, my team's getting a little bit too good. And I was like, I don't want to do the reset. I don't want to reset the whole team, but I do want to switch it up, right? I added some new wheel spins that will replace players on our team, but not necessarily make them worse. So some of the wheel spins aren't amazing anymore. You'll see if we land on one. So I won't say anything about it right now. I'm just going to spin. But if we get one, I'll explain the rules of that. Either way, okay, enough talking. We'll hop into our first wheel spin of the episode number. Whatever this episode number is, we are going to get up. So this is going to be like a 91 overall minimum to a 93 max, I think. And we are going to spend the team wheel to determine who we get. Wow, that was a really good spin. All right. So the team wheel will determine if the team does not have primetime performer. We spin again. It's going to be Vikings or Titans. Vikings? They have to. Primetime performer for the Vikings? They do. Oh my God. I really thought they didn't have one. They have Everson Griffin. Don't I already have a really good right end? 725,000 coins for a right end, but he will always quick sell for 500,000 coins. So that's always nice to know. I'm going to put Everson Griffin here and I'm going to put Bruce Smith at D Tackle. JJ Watt's been playing so good at left end. So I'm going to leave JJ Watt there. I'm going to give him some chemistries and then we'll go from there. Now another cool thing you guys notice is that since Matt Stafford is my bench QB, I can use all these training points on someone else. And so what I'm going to do is I'm going to refund all these training points and I'm going to go use my Telvin Smith. 500 training is not even enough. I need 775. Grady Jarrett's now on the bench. So honest, I could quick sell him too for some training. Okay. So I could quick sell Grady Jarrett too because he's on the bench now, but I don't have any power up players left. So maybe in one of these wheel spins we'll get more power up players. Pizza place. I did this one last year. Call a completely random pizza place and ask them for a number 83 to 93. So what I'll probably do is pick a power up left outside linebacker because I kind of need that funny story. If you prank call a pizza place, they block your number like for forever. So my older brother, when we were in high school, not even high school, I was probably like seventh grade. My older brother thought it'd be so funny to prank call the pizza guy and pretend like he was having sex like making sex toys on the phone. It was so stupid. Well, he didn't want to call up his phone because he knew to get blocked. So he takes my phone calls them right and this is the pizza place my hometown calls them and he's like. And then the pizza place blocks my number. So for the rest of my life, literally, I'm still blocked. So for the next five years, whenever I wanted pizza, I'd have to like go find someone else's phone to call because I couldn't call off my phone. It's so I'm going to call a Domino's Pizza in Florida. They can block if they want, but I'm not like prank calling. You know, I got hi. Um, we're torn here. I want to do hand pizza. My girlfriend wants to do a pepperoni pizza. Can you help us out? Bruh. Can you just pick a number 83 through 93 any number 93? Okay, thank you. 90 help you Domino's Lady. You're the ghost. I get 92 overall von Miller, which is an insane card. He was on my team for one game and I use the power up and I power him up to a 93 93 overall. And my pizza lady, my pizza lady challenge will be fulfilled. I will not have cheated and I'll have 92 overall. So we're getting von Miller. Situational pass rusher. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do situational pass rusher actually because I blitz so much. I'm going to try it out. I don't really care what we get. He's going to be a great card anyways. I don't really mind either way and that's going to make that my team's got to be an 88 overall promoter to starter. Oh, 87. Are you ready? Can I play now EA? Are you ready for me? Okay, I have 10 seconds EA. You are the biggest shithole dickass piece of shit company that I've ever come across my whole life. I truly have never hated anything. My future wife could cheat on me 100 times and I would love every single man and or woman that she cheated on me with more than I fucking hate. Real quick though today's video is sponsored by SeatGeek. SeatGeek is hands down the best way to get tickets for anything NFL MLB concert tickets you name it. They have it right on the app. They actually compare prices of all the seats around you so you know exactly when you're getting a good deal. I could personally attest I always use SeatGeek for all my tickets to Lions games. This is the best place to do it. If you are getting tickets for anything you got to use this app down the link is in the top of the description. Make sure you use the code MMG for $20 off your first purchase. That's not really a Christmasy green but we'll count it. Oh okay good spin move and another good spin move. And another good spin move really just impressive play. I am not even going to complain about that because he played that so well. Good for him. You think he's running a pitch again or it's going to be a run play again. I feel like it is the pitch again. It's one of those guys. Yep. New's going to do that. Okay. So that leaves us at third and two. I'm Blitzing Stephen Gilmore pitch to the left. No play action. Yeah my ball. Let's go. We got the lurk off and she's here runs the wrong way but it is so fine. I don't even mind. Let's see if this is actually a blitz or not. It is actually a blitz and I get it off to Calvin Johnson and thank the Lord. Second is six. I kind of wanted to run the blitz again because I want to throw a bomb. Right? Yeah Calvin Johnson. Touchdown. Best house. Let's go. That's like a 92-yard touchdown right there. Damn. Let's get it. You already know we're throwing the fake. You already know I'm throwing the fake. What do I look like? Read the scouting report. Sir, I marched down the field and make one of the greatest 92-yard bomb touchdowns I've ever seen in my whole life and I am rewarded with. I am rewarded with that. All right. Let's see what we got. No. No toss play. Oh throw it here. I triple dunked you. Let's go broke it up. That is the exact same play. He's running PA crosses again but this time no play action. Oh no. He's not. Wow. He got me. I goofed. I ain't even going to lie. I goofed. All right. Third and two. I'm blitzing off the left side and I'm going to cover the underneath myself. Oh darn it. Wait, wait, wait. Oh Ray Lewis push him back. Right here. Right here. Right here. Right here. Ah no. He got that second and goal. Let's see what he's got. I'm honestly intrigued. Yep. Inside zone again. All right. We're there. Third and three. Same thing. Oh, I should. Oh, that's that's Ricky Williams. Dang, dude. He's going for two also. And I don't know why we're in this coverage. That bothers me. Got it. That's literally a pick six if I run the correct way. Look at that. Like no one there. But I'm just happy I picked it off. Good defense. Oh, he is blitzing. Oh, I didn't get the pass off. Damn. There it is. There it is. There it is. Oh, geez. Okay. So he's in a different defense now. Here's what I think. I think Tyree kill is going to be open after about 10. Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. And he dropped it. Dude, you know how hard it is to not complain? I need this challenge, but man is it tough to not complain. Oh, is this the pitch? This is the pitch to the right side. Oh, pitch it to the left. Same exact thing. Tackled him by shins. Second and 12th. Yep. He's literally terrified of throwing the ball. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Did he bowl forward for that? That'd be really depressing. He runs it again. Why are you running? Why are you running? And he really just got that. Now he's on the one and he can keep running the ball. I just need to pick him off. We meet again. Oh, darn it. Tyree kill with a good spin. Did your main crush him? Bro, I thought that was Calvin Johnson. That's why I threw that. And I'll send LeBion Bell here. Let's try this out. Okay, I'm going to take my field goal here. I should have had that, but okay, I'll take my field goal and I'm going to get perfect. Can't block it. That's great. 9 to 14. We have to get a stop, which has been pretty tough so far. So we'll see. And there's the pitch cuts it inside, breaks the tackle and now it's fourth and one. This is about the lamest game of Madden I've ever played in my whole life. Right in the middle there. We got Greg Olsen for another six yards, six, seven yards. LeBion Bell appears like he's going to be very open and he is makes the catch for nine yards 45 seconds on that clock going to get something deep here. Oh, no. A in the middle of the field. Olsen's got it. Great catch. Taking my first time out right there. And that's quite a bit to ask. Let's see if Calvin Johnson can go out of bounds on this play. Oh, that's bad pass. This is Tampa two again. Okay, we're going to score touchdown. We're throwing this. Look at Brown. What's going on? Antonio Brown touchdown. 21 seconds left. We have to get the two points original. We're going to pull Tyree Kill. We're going to look for Greg Olsen. Hopefully. Oh, there it is. There it is. Go, go. He might actually be running it. LOL. How comical if he is. No, he's not. Oh, that's a good pass. Oh, he's almost in field goal range already. I picked this ball off. Oh, no. He's going to run it. And now he has the game winning field goal. We do lose Everson Griffin, which does suck. But luckily we have Grady Jarrett still. We didn't even quick sell him. So he can go right back in at detackle and then Bruce Smith can go back in at right end. So in reality, all we really lost was Von Miller because we kind of had a full D line already. We have to spin the losers wheel and I don't have my recording stuff out. So I'm going to do it like this. Is it two games in a row? We just lost. It's unreal. It's unreal. And I didn't even complete my challenge. The losers we landed on. I'm going to let you guys see it first. I don't know what it says yet. I'm never playing Mad Never again. All right. Power ups are technically silver cards. 68 overall is a silver card. So I'm going to put in Power Up Cam Newton. That is a trash card. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. Stay tuned for the next one. Better win the next one or I'm going to throw my controller through a wall. All right. That's all. Peace out y'all.