 Don't jump up to the glass. The perimeter is the second one. Everybody start. Ready? Ready? Oh shit. Yeah! Yeah, that's me on Sully. Is he on Sully? He's dark. He's dark. Oh, she's on the list. Oh yeah. He's gonna have to kill him. Yeah, he's on the list. He's on the list of guys that died. Gendry. I love her. This is a great way to start this episode. Period. Don't watch Trost out, guys. What? Is that the real? It's as beautiful as your brother claimed. Winterfellas, you're great. We don't have time for all this. You're great. You left Winterfellas and came back. I left Winterfellas. I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice. Keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North. And soon the Lannister army will ride North to join our cause. They're looking like that. Your last jaws would last through winter. I didn't account for Dothraki and Sully and two full round of dragons. They weren't on the menu. Dragons eat anyway. Whatever they want. Yeah! The last bit of it. That's all the dragon glass. Oh, this is gonna be cool. The last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. You were a little fair. That hurts moments. I promise you'll be safe. I suppose you told you my army was coming north to fight for you. I used to think you were the cloverish man alive. Bring your head up high. Stand tall. How did you sneak up on me? How did you survive a night through that? I didn't. Have you ever used it? I'm telling you how far I'm searching. Oh, wow. He's gonna have to choose between the Evergarians and the Starks. That guy looks like me. Who else? Cersei. I'm afraid of the return of the heat. You've got a great choice. A great choice, yeah. That's a great choice. Oh, I forgot he had her. I don't need to just get it over with. That's disappointing. You are a true friend of the Cran. That's a true friend. An Anama? Yes. Wars sometimes last years. You want a whore by one? Ooh. Got it wrong. Got it wrong. Wow. You shot a dragon. That's brave. Came back with his face burned right off. He's got no eyelids now. How does he sleep with no eyelids? All right, can we stop talking? Right. She has a keen sense of poetic justice. He said brothers. He's a girl. Jamie, Tantyrian. Jamie, Tantyrian. That'd be so good. Theon. Come on, Theon. Let it be Theon. Theon! The dickless wonder. I keep getting deserved that. You want to get him into film. To fight for the Starks. Heck yeah, he does. Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men. Not that old. That's all that's him. The dragons are baddies. They're sad because their siblings come. What's wrong with them? Get on. Yeah, go on, Jon. They're going to slide together. Get on. The dogs ride a dragon. Nobody does until they ride a dragon. Right. End of series. So bad. Do you need something like this for? I'm just a Targaryen queen. You want to worry about who holds what title? I'm telling you, it doesn't matter. You don't stand a chance. No, that's him. No, that's him. You know him? Uh, slightly. Oops. I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. Oh, and he didn't. I'm going to cry. Aww. Next up, we're allowed home again. Yes, you are. I'm not supposed to be down here. Don Harris. She executed my father and brother. What do you have been? She's guilty, but you disobeyed me. You're also a spared man. I wasn't a king. But you were. I'm not talking about the king in the north. I'm talking about the king in the bloody seven kingdoms. Branham and I weren't yet out. Why have I had a sepsis diary? Branham. Were they for Branham? Your mother. Was Liana Stark. Your father. Your real father. Reika Targaryen. Your Aegon Targaryen. True heir to the Iron Throne. Yeah, Robert would have murdered you if he knew you. Yeah. You're the true king. Aegon Targaryen, the sixth of his name, protected the realm of all of you. Because of Ned. Don Harris is so quick. She shouldn't be. It's the truth. You gave up your crown to save your people. What did she do the same? Oof. I knew this was a comment. I knew this was a comment. It had to. It had to. I just didn't think it was going to come this soon. Seriously? Like the sepsis diary? You know what? Oh, he's getting more and more. Yeah, it's one of the castles at the wall where the White Walkers have come from. Castle West or Castle Park? Yeah. How many castles are there? Seven. Yeah, there's seven castles on the wall. In the wall? There was only one man to one for a while. I don't know. Oh, no! His eyes opened. Shave, they put snow in episode one. Incompetent. Who's that? Jamie. Pogger. Pogger. Pogger. Brienne's over there. Jamie! Pushing is not pushing. Right. It's the things they do for love. Point. Well, they said they'd trapped from Castle Black, so I don't know exactly where they were. I don't know. They told him to go back and bring him with me. But where were his people? They read the walk. Okay. They told the little kid. Yeah. Okay, you're small. Okay. Yeah, they told the little kids. But yeah, the same, they put in those body parts, the exact same shape they put in the body parts in season one, episode one. Season one, episode one. Yeah. I did not see it coming. That Sam was going to be this dude. Almost a dividing thing. Right. I did not see that. I thought Sam was going to be like, Hey, it is. Well, I completely forgot that Sam was yet to discover that his dad and brother had died. I know, I totally. I thought he must have heard about it. Yeah, I totally forgot about that. I don't know why he would care so much. Right. Well, it was absolutely. And Sam's part, I bet he was hoping for reconciliation and his dad to love him and his family to be reunited. And his chance is now over. He wanted to still prove himself to his dad. Absolutely. And he wanted to show that he was a man and that he doesn't get the chance. Now there's a lot of conflict between a bunch of different characters. What are you going to do with the hound? Yeah, she clearly, he's got to still be on the line. Sansa and Daenerys, man. Sansa does not like Daenerys. Obviously, I think Jon was on the line. Now Jon and Daenerys. Because he didn't seem to be too concerned with everything with Daenerys. Yeah. He's still wrapping his head around what Sam just told him. I mean, he needed to take a chair right there. Yeah. But there was no chairman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was, it was like 54 minutes. I wanted two hours for every single one. Each one needs to be about two hours. You can tell why they took two years though because that was just a dragon scene. Just take a look at the dragon. Which was an epic scene. Epic. I think the two best scenes were probably the one where you saw the little boy in the arms and then the eyes. His eyes opened behind him. That was like a walking dead moment. Yeah. When they turned. And then the freaking, when Greyjoy came back and star all of us. That was going to be an interesting dynamic between Theon and everyone at Winterfell. Everyone. I love the storyline of Theon. His fall and his redemption and now it seems to be. We'll see if he's accepted. Yeah. It would be really interesting to see what happens. He's had one of the best arcs of a character. He really has. Yeah. As an agro. Okay. I did not think, I did not think Cersei was going to sleep with one of these. I thought she was going to kill him. Yeah. Turn and tell him about it. Yeah. But if she is already pregnant, then she can stay. Yeah. It's his baby. Yeah. She can say like, my son is now heir to this and that. Good call. Good call. Bran's the biggest freaking Korean man. Bran knows. He's so scary. I got to admit, he was so cute. He was so cute. I got to admit, I like Bran. He was cute as I like him. He's so cute. I like him. I like him. He's not cute. I don't like anyone. He's sitting at the gate. Exactly. Exactly. His face got long and his hair got short. I don't like you anymore. How cool would it be to like walk around the corner and just see Bran sitting there? Predictions. What's going to happen? No one died. Except Bran. Me too. This was a pretty tame episode for only having six episodes. Okay. I mean it was a lot of fan service. Yeah. Here's what I think. I think there's going to be a conflict. Unfortunately, I think Arya and Sansa are going to be in conflict with Jon. I think Jon's going to embrace his Targaryen-ness. I think he has to. And I think Arya and Sansa are going to be very upset about that because they're going to feel it's a betrayal to Stark. What do you think Daenerys is going to feel? They're all going to feel true betrayed. All the women in his life are going to hate him. Well, because Daenerys is going to hate him because now she's not the queen. The Starks are going to do- I was just talking about being a Targaryen. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He isn't- By granted, in the books, she thought she was going to marry her brother. Oh, well, so she's not- Targaryen's used to interbreeding. They do interbreed. This is the books, not the Targaryen films. Not the films. I mean, that shows. They thought they was going to marry brother-sister to keep the pure bloodline. So in the book, originally, there's a quote that says, I always thought I was going to marry my brother. I can see Daenerys- May the Mad King. I can see Daenerys having a hard time and seeing Jon as a threat now. Yeah. And Tyrion having to be the mediator because he's going to have to figure out a way Tyrion's got to decide who's going to be the mediator. Tyrion for the throne. Tyrion to start. Tyrion for the throne. He's serving a Targaryen. Is he a Targaryen? Yeah, but is he a Lannister? That's the question about- That's one of our favorite theories, is that? Yeah. Tyrion. What if he finds out he's a Lannister? He touched a dragon. If you haven't heard that theory, go look it up. He touched a freaking dragon. Only the Targaryens have touched the dragons. Except for Tyrion. There's whole theories of Lannister. So he might be a Targaryen. But that's one of our favorite theories. Tyrion is actually a Targaryen. And so he'll ride the Ice Dragon. I bet you he will. I bet you he will. So yeah, that's great. That would be Tyrion and Daenerys and Jon are related. They can rule the throne together. Yes, that's what being a Targaryen means. Idiot. Just like Tyrion.