The Official Reaction of Former President George W Bush to the news of Osama Bin Laden's Death, in rap form.
Turn on CSPAN, pause like there's a comma
jaw hits the ground--it's a fuckin' dead Osama!
Hero of the day is suddenly Obama
When who the mother fucker what started a'this drama?
Now don't get me wrong--I ain't fuckin' bitter
I'm'a bring this shit doooown like Twitter
Didn't say the towers although shoulda
Cuz then I woulda schooled wi'8 years of POWER
WAR IS OVER WHEN I SAY SO U.S.A.
Can't touch me I'm quicker, Obama brain thicker
Michelle I'm gonna stick her, when Obama can't dick her
Fox before liquor, never been sicker
Focused on this shit, still on the queen's knickers
Royal wedding (WHAAAT) -- Just a ticker
Like Nick Cage call me wicker, MAAAAAAAAAN
I'm hung like Sa-DAMN
So damn lazy, you slow like SHWAYZE
Pakistani bitches driving me crazy
Rip those berkas off--smoke them hazy
Smoke 'em out they holes--this bush is amazing
Phasin'n'n'out--back to the subject
Knew Bin Laden when he was still a suspeckt
Been forgotten but I'm back so respeckt
-uh- You can try all you want, but you can't top this
-UH- Mission accomplished.