 Found her fingernails under your foreskin, man. There's no other choice. Just go turn yourself in, man. Man, are we live? We have wings. Holy shit. It's episode number 24 and we've got a belt of stealtha coming at you right out of Michael's basement. We're downstairs. It's three stories straight down. You have to climb down a ladder. There's a hole in his room and it leads you down in his basement. There's cages. There's so many cages here, man. They're empty, though, for now. Mysteriously, every episode we come down, they're empty. Yeah, because I'm fucking good. I don't keep them for too long. Exactly. Anyway, fucking big old episode for you. We're going to reveal a secret we've been hiding from the public. There's prank call at the end. We got fucking questions. We got PO box. We should fucking, you know what I miss doing? Reading out people's crimes and secrets. Yeah, fucking chuck some of that. Oh, they can't really do it discreetly. Send it to the Marty and Michael Fully Actual podcast for Matt to get. Yeah, yeah, they send it to the Fully Actual podcast Instagram, because I get them. Yeah, let's bring the secrets back. I miss that shit. And we haven't done a new segment for a while. We're getting a bit fucking question in German. Yeah, yeah. This is the Fully Actual questions in German. Or do we need a new segment? Something fresh. Well, we're at episode 24. We've got 16 to go. Season four, we'll completely revamp it. Like we normally do, we change shit up. Yeah, we'll fucking, we've got to fucking get onto this hunt shit. We've been a bit lazy there. But remember, the fucking tagline of the hunt is, if it gets too hard, we give up. But anyway, so jam-packed episode, but let's just fucking get into our week. Because when we left you guys, we thought we'd read out something. Jack can't see emails. We're very fucking busy. So we're in the middle of a super busy, fucked week. OK, so again, no lonely fans. It's mad arrived and we'll literally just still, we'd only just returned from filming for the day. And we're just fucking exhausted. And I'm going to go home and edit after this. So it's just like, it's fucking crazy. But we did film the Jackass promo video today. OK, they were meant to send us the trailer like early before everyone. But everything's taking a really long time now with them, even though they wanted us to post it tomorrow. We're not going to, we're not going to slander them. But they've been quite difficult. But anyway, they're like, I was like, all right, well, we're filming this morning. Like we're going to go ahead and film it because I've organized the shoot. We've gone and bought a trailer. We fucking organized the location. We got Greg to fucking take time off out of his day. I love you, Greg. So we've organized it. We can't wait any longer. We got to film this because like you guys want us to post this tomorrow. Anyway, we fucking, we do it. It's not our best. So yeah, basically after we filmed it, we get an email from them saying, look, can you keep it on hold? Because we don't know with our legal team can let this blah, blah, blah, blah. After we risk our lives. We fucking pay what? 1500 for this. How the fuck is a trailer $1,500? Well, how do you get off cheap? We hire to use. Yeah, same. Anyway, we go down. It is terrifying because it's so steep towards the end. We didn't realize that if a trailer falls on you, you're probably going to die. Well, I guess we should tell them what the video idea is first. So they want us to help launch the Jackass trailer. So what we did is we bought a trailer and we launched it down a hill into a fucking pond. Do you get it? Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. Very good plan words. Very good. You came up with it on the spot. And then anyway, so that's the video idea. We'll see if they want us to post it. We'll see if you, it should be out by now. By the time you're listening to this, it should already have been out. So hopefully. Like I fucking Marty saved the video by staying in it longer than me, but I bailed out because fuck me, it's terrifying. We're going to do another take to make it more gnarlier. Even though it sort of looks pretty cool, but since we got that email, why put your life at risk for something that might not even fucking happen? Exactly. Cause yeah, it's scary. I couldn't believe how scary trailers are. Yeah. And you get a lot of speed a lot. And then it starts just fucking turning really sharply. And you just like, yeah, it feels like it could roll on you and all this shit. Anyway, we're fucking, we've been pumping the vids out. We finished the Ned's fucking brand deal. We fucking the menu log, shit's all done, the charity giveaways underway. And we're still fucking managing to fuck with each other and film some website shit. What website video is that right now? I don't know. It's either Julian would choose Paintball or. Oh yeah. It's either Paintball or German versus Australian households. Anyway, it's good website video, which reminds us this podcast, okay, is brought to you by our subscription website. Okay. It's this that funds all this. Okay. So if you want to support us, you can click the link in the description, get 21 days free to see if you like the videos. And if you do, you can stay on and it's like 10 bucks a month. Okay. Now that helps fund everything. All right. It's videos of shit we can't post to social media behind the scenes of our lives. Just all sorts of crazy shit. It's usually like a half hour episode every week of our lives. Isn't that great, Matt? It's fucking great. You haven't signed up. You never will. Do you guys even have a website? You're a fucking pig, man. Sorry. You're a fucking pig. Anyway, this podcast is also brought to you by manscaped.com. All right. If you want your mail grooming products, like there's shit. I'll say it. Every time I go onto their website, there's shit that I've never even heard of. And I'm like, fuck, that's a good idea. Just go have a look. Fully actual 20. That's it. If you use that discount code, you get 20% off everything that you buy. So if you need new shit anyway, you may as well go get 20% off rather than going on fucking Carl's and Woolies and that. Right? Plus, it arrives pretty quick too, doesn't it? It arrives within days. Yeah, it might come in like that. Yeah. So if you need one, get one. Help us out. We love you. Yeah, fucking help us help you, right? And force versa. You scratch our back, I'll scratch yours, come on. Darren's coming out for the prank all later on. Come on. What else has happened? What are we doing on the weekend? Oh, it's filmed, filmed or fucking weekend. Yeah, I got around a golfing. So I was having a long time. Oh, I acted a bit too. Yeah, Matt was fucking, we need it. We're like, cause Jillian's busy editing. So like, fuck, we need, and we needed to film all these brand deals and shit. So we threw it out to our mates and fucking James and bloody models, fucking come around with us all satty and Matt's in fucking some of the fucking clips count. It should be out later this week. The Ned's fucking brand deal. And I know, I know it's a brand deal, but like, I don't know. We try and make it. We've got to do them. It's sort of, it's essential. Yeah, especially with our reach restrictions, which is over in 10 weeks. Yeah, that's pretty exciting. Countdown. But like other than that, we're going well, everybody. Things are going well for us, all right? Let's just hope this jackass thing comes through, all right? I got done for Red Joe yesterday. You didn't have a registration? Yeah, I always forget to pay it. You know, there's a very cranky officer. Yeah, they get pretty shitty. How out was it? 24 days or something. Ooh, do you have to go to court? No. Yeah, I think it's over a month. Yeah. Four days off court. Because it started because I pulled up in a taxi zone trying to go to the PO box. Did you pay it now? No, I haven't paid it yet. Oh yeah, I have paid the Red Joe. How much was the fine? 330. Yeah, wow. But like, since I was, and I was like, oh fuck, if I'm getting a fine, I may as well go to the PO box right next to me because, you know, worth my money after fucking pulled up. Oh, wait, he pulled you up. And so you parked in the taxi zone and he fined you. And then you just went about your business? Yeah, yeah. So I didn't realize that if you're, I didn't realize since, as he fucking takes forever, God, do your job quicker. You've done it that many times. And he's just standing there at his car and then he comes back and he's still riding the ticket. And I just thought, all right, you know, he doesn't need me here. So I'll just go to the PO box, which is right there. It was three meters away. And then as I get out, I get halfway to the PO box and I hear, it's like a teacher yelling at you. What are you doing? Get back here right now. I was like, oh my, I didn't know if you were serious because I couldn't believe that someone be that mad. It's something so small. So then I was like, dude, okay, okay. Like, are you serious? He's like, yes. Why have you left your car? I'm not done with you. I was like, okay, calm down. And then once you sat down to calm down, that's when they start shooting. God damn it. That pissed him off and he's yelling in my face. And then I got the phone out. I was like, yes, this is good. We're going to get him to fucking snap. He calmed down. I think he might have seen me use the phone after that. But fuck, man, very angry police officer. I'm sorry about your past. What did they say? You never tell anyone, no, in the history of calm down, no one's ever calmed down from being calm. It's never worked. But yeah, I wanted to hurt him. Like I wanted to make him mad up because, yeah, fuck you. I love how you're trying to go into the mailbox. Yeah, I knew, like, yeah, I dig down and knew he'd be like pissed off because I didn't ask for permission and I'm sorry. But anyway, we're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. All right, let's fucking, let's read the diaries for the day. What's that? It's my secret. We have a secret to reveal later. Chewie will reveal the secret after the questions. Okay. Diary entry number 131 from Michael Corey Brookhouse. Today, I decided to throw my underwear in the bin. This particular pair had served me well over the last 50 days and had turned from bright red color to a dark brown color. It was stiff and there were crusts on it and it smelled of rotting snakes. Time to buy a brand new pair to wear for winter. And I remember that phase where Michael would buy a pair of underwear, wear them until they were no longer recognizable and cast them into the bin and buy another pair. What would your mom say? No, it was more socks that I'd do it with because I was not kicked out. I was, I had to move out at like 18 years old and fend for myself because my parents moved to another town and I didn't have a washing machine. So Greg's mom, God, she's such a lovely person. She would wash my clothes for me once every month or so. But yeah, socks, I just wear continuously and my girlfriend at the time, I'd go stay at her house with her family and her mom. She was such a cool, like she tolerated me so well. But like every time I'd pull my socks off, she'd be like, Michael, go wash your feet in the shower. The socks were that bad that like it just stick to my feet and then it would linger. They would literally become hard. Did you ever get tinier and shit like that? No. I think he is tinier. Tinier can't get tinier. They should do tests on you once you die. They should study your corpse. Because you seem to survive everything. But yeah, yeah, it's crusty socks. They'd be so crusty because I only had one pair of workshoes for the deli at Woolworth's and they had holes in them. So all the meat juice and chemicals would get up in through your socks and then it was just never good. How do you not have like gangrene or something because of beyond me? Cancer. Oh, I've got like cancer. Really tough feet. Yeah, now you do. Anyway, dietary number 100 from Marty. Today I found some sandwich crusts in the boy's toilet urinal while I was hiding there from the bullies at lunch. I smiled and my cheek muscles quickly weakened because they weren't used to smiling. I grabbed the crusts out of the urinal and there was only a little bit of piss on them. It felt good to have some food in my mouth again. Today was the one of the best days of my life so far. Having a bit of piss spread if you're a German kid is the best day of your life. That's so fucked. How old were you? Oh, that must have been early high school. Yeah, okay. Fucking hell. 15 or something. That's the best day of your life at 15. So far. So far. I said that. Shout out to that person who left the crusts soon. Dieter entry number 69 from Julian Tennyson Woods from Ashgrove 460 till I die. Today I'll start a fantasies about what's called tasting my own cum. I watch it cascade out of my fucking massive cock after fucking heaps and heaps of chicks and things. Fuck, that looks creamy. Hopefully later in life there's a situation where I can fulfill my little fantasy without making it seem like a weird little fucking fetish or something. That'll be sick ass. Yeah, you stab, chug, push, stab, kiss. That is funny because that is what fucking... That actually occurred. Julian got to, wow, that's crazy. No wonder he was so keen on it. He got to live out his little fantasy and taste his own cum. Very good, holy shit. I'm glad we could do that for you, Julian. Because yeah, there was some, I sensed a lot of eagerness from both him and Michael on that video. And that video is on the website, obviously we can't post that. But yeah, we tested to see if pineapple does make hot, spunk taste better. The results. We can't, let's not tell him. Maybe we told him last week, I swear my memory's all fish- It works. All right. Anyway, all right. That's a turn. And I've read half of it and like, yeah, this is shit. I guarantee you won't know about that. Well, it'll be, I like it. I'm fucking into him now. Tell the PG version, please. I'm just gonna read it, how it's written, how you have written it personally. You, Matt Brown. He's like, I've got a tear. Oh my God, dude. Fuck man. Man, if I was a woman, that would be like, you'd be in jail right now. Well, you gotta wig on. Like a woman. Anyway. Dyer into number 888 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I belched into my pillow and lay my head exactly on the same spot. I smelled the subtle scent of the band-aids I was chewing earlier. I found them on a playground last night during my midnight stroll. As I was drifting off to sleep, my father bursts into my room. It's your brother. He's found us. Adrenaline shocked me into action and I immediately sat up, ignoring my swelling phallus. My brother had developed a strange obsession with me ever since I taught him how to masturbate when he was 10. He must have escaped from his carer and found us. I grabbed my emergency bag and followed my father downstairs. I caught a glimpse of our front lawn at the window and there, standing in the moonlight, was my brother, Queston. I fought, I fought to control my panic and ran to the back door. My father unlocked it and standing there was my brother, Queston. Queston, you need to leave! Shuttered my father. Queston pushed my father backwards and he fell onto his back. My brother stood over him and undid his fly. I had to intervene. Stop, Queston, it's me you want. Queston looked up at me and I saw that same familiar lust in his eyes. We started circling each other in the kitchen, not breaking eye contact. Looks like it's time for a fuckfest. My brother ran at me and I lowered myself and wrapped my arms around his waist and lifted him up. I felt him fiddling for my asshole as I held him up so I slammed him into the ground. He was winded but still managed to push me off, wrestle me onto my back and sit on my chest. He started slapping me hard. He slapped me over and over until I felt myself falling unconscious. I had to act fast. With my last ounce of strength, I thrusted up with my hips and sent him flying over my head. I immediately turned and jumped on his back. I was in control now and my little brown sensed it. I had my brother in a headlock and from behind and my little brown started snaking its way out of my pants and into his. My little brown parted his cheeks and burrowed deep into his colon. I kept my grip around his neck tight. He was struggling and screaming as my hot, matte magma began filling him. After a few more thrusts, my nuts were completely emptied and I relaxed. Me and my brother stood, sweating and hurt. We shook hands. I will make you mine one day, said Queston. And with that, he left and ran straight back to his carer. I got lucky this time. But the day will come where Queston is more powerful than I. I need to move house as soon as possible. Goodbye, diary. For now, I must hide you. I shall return as soon as I am safe. He shook hands with me. His name is Queston. Hot, matte magma. Imagine that. Imagine all that shit unfolding then after it's a firm handshake. A gentleman's agreement. I don't remember, but dad didn't intervene at all. No, well, he got pushed over hard by the sound of it. Must have been unconscious. Queston sounds like quite a strong fellow. That was good. That was good. Very good. How long have we been traveling for my master? Oh, I've got 35 minutes on the thing, but it's probably, we're probably covered about 28. Okay, that is correct. Questions. So now, guys, if you want us to answer your fucking questions, you got to comment them, right? On our Muddy Michael Fully Actual YouTube channel. And the most liked questions will get answered first. Sometimes we answer questions, but our answers are too fucked up, so we have to cut them. So ask it again next week, and hopefully we'll answer it again. Okay? So have a scroll through the comments, see which ones you like, and give the ones you like a like, the ones you want us to answer. Okay? Comment, comment, comment. Like. Show everyone. Please subscribe. Please. Please show us that you like us in some way. Please. Please. Please. Please. Just stop listening and give a like. And please subscribe. I want to see the numbers going on. Watch it twice. Yeah. Watch it twice. Fucking hell, man. I got to get back to you. I got to go. I got to get back to normal. Okay. Let's do the questions. Just a likes update for the golly bottle attempt. So this is, this is 24 hours after we posted. So yeah, what's it up to now? We're at 794. Okay. So we're nearly 800 likes after one day. And we'll probably get to like 1.2, 1.3 this week. So next week we need you guys that haven't to go back in like last week's episode. Okay. Because I'm going to fucking monitor that until it gets to 3k likes. And that is how long his golly bottle will be swelling with content. We added to it today. Oh man. Julian nearly threw up like legitimately threw up. He's gag reflex. He's so loud and sensitive like. And he gets all drippy real quick. Yeah. Anyway. There was something I was going to say, but I've forgotten. Something important. Something after question time is when we're telling him about the secret. Oh, the secret. Oh, actually I can start with. We have a few guesses that might be. Oh yeah. Go on. What you think the secret is that we're keeping from you guys. Oops. There's some good. First of all, there's some good comments around around the golly bottle. Shane Wilson commented and said the background photo from last week's episode. Looks like Michael has gone 10 rounds with the golly bottle. Which got me a little giggly. And someone made a suggestion. Let me just find it. I can't remember who did it. Sorry, I can't find it. But they did say if the golly bottle doesn't get drank pretty much, you should put a little light under it and it can be the new lava lamp. I wonder if we could do that. Because you don't have to stop with one bottle. You can just continue to do this now for the rest of your life. It's a forever thing. How long has that taken to fill our bottle? I don't know. Fucking hell. After I got sick, I started it. That cup is starting to become really fucked. The cup that he uses to store it overnight, and then he tops the bottle up the next morning, it looks like someone's just broken an egg. Where is it? I feel like it's close. It's on that table there. Someone's broken an egg in it and the egg's dried. That's what it looks like. Oh, is that the cup? Yeah, it's the cup that he spits in at night so he doesn't have to open the golly bottle every time. You can't open the golly bottle because it fucked the house today. That's why Julian was gay. The cup looks worse than the bottle. The smell was honestly twice as bad. And it sounds like a carbonated drink when you open it. It's like, why is that happening? There's gases forming in there, man. Look at that atmosphere. Which makes me think, maybe this is the cure for skin cancer. Well, I was going to hope it was all cancer. Yeah, yeah. Well, who knows? You never know until you try. Maybe it's the new Big Bang. Until you smear it on a bit of toast and pretend it's butter. Yeah, like, I'm 90% certain it would probably fix cancer. Anyway, let's continue. Oh, right. So, actually, I had four people try and guess it. So, JC Pablo guessed the secret reveal for the original footage from your brief TV show that you guys had. No, yeah, that would be cool. Some of that's on our website, some of those segments. Lake McBogan, they said the secret was that Marty and Michael would have Willy sword fights as kids. No. Not sure why that would be. No. That was just a daily thing. Nikki, she guessed that you two are secretly married and Mon is just an alibi to cover for it. And Eric Bongburger, he also guessed that it was your TV show that you were going to reveal. No, because that's not a secret. But good try, everyone. Good tries. You guys try and commend yourselves. Put your pat on the back. Put your cat on the back. Questions. Put your cat on the back. It was very good as well. Tony's trying hard. Put your cat on the back. Matt Brown. Matt Brown's brother wants to fuck him to pieces. Question. Question Brown. Is directing someone on the earth actually has that name? I hope so. More than anything in the world. Imagine if someone was actually called Question. Question? I could see that. It sounds like question with a lisp. It sounds like question with a lisp. Question. Question. Question. Question. Anyway, questions. First question is from James Byrne. Why did Marty get dealt such a shithand as a kid? Some people win. Some people lose. That's the way life flows. But now I'm a happy guy. I've got great life. I've got great people around me. And I'm just taking them day by day. Just getting it done. Getting the end of that finish line. Small on my face. I give myself a cat on the back. Cat on the back. Next question is from John Dandrea. Dandrea. It's Dandraya. Dandraya. Say it. Dandraya. He said it. Does Marty have dissociative identity disorder? Because every time I see him with a new wig, he acts different each time it gets crazier and crazier. Yeah, that's what Mona was saying. I have some sort of split personality disorder. So maybe. I don't know. Maybe we should show. There was a new one already tonight. That one that's sort of getting flustered and hitting the table a fair bit. He was new. We should get some of the footage to a psychiatrist for an episode and see what they prescribed me. Dude, they fucking make you have everything. Dude, you're being a place. They just fucking sign anything because they get told to. Well, if that's what the doctor says I need, then I should do that. I should be in one of those rooms. Shouldn't I do that? Shouldn't I listen to the doctor? Put on these heavy benzos. What do you think? What do you think about that? Yeah, right. That's a good excuse. They might give us fuckloads of vowels. Next question. Oh, cat on the back. Next question is from, stuff this up, Ronak Revankar? This question is for Marty, Michael and Matt. Can you guys tell us your top episodes of your podcast? He did ask for top three, but I would thought it would take too long. So I say your favorite episode each. It's so hard. It's so hard to remember because there's so many times. I did really enjoy the time Locky and Jackson came for the final episode of last season. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, that's like our highest viewed. And we're all sweating. Getting receiving shit in the PO box, receiving calm in the PO box, Michael shitting himself. There's been countless heroic moments on the podcast. Some of the prank calls like the butcher prank calls made those episodes awesome. Pritchard was pretty cool. Some of the story times were pretty good. It was fun going out of those stories for you cunts. We should try and think of more because, there are more. I think we're too scared to say those ones. And there's also ones where we, crazy shit happens, but you just forget over the years and then only something very specific reminds you, because we were so fucked up a lot of the time. We forgot some of the sick shit we did. Michael fucked a dead chick. Next question is from Haddon. Some of these last names get me. No, no, you got this. Pupsets. Pupsme. Pupsme. Anyway, it's from Haddon. What's the most disgusting, most foul product you've received via the PO box? Well, it depends on how you look at it. People would say poo or the calm or the tonal or the fucking skin. The shit was a rough one for me, I reckon. It smelled so bad. The shit was a rough one for me. Fuck, the grossest thing, yeah, I'd have to probably say the shit as well, but it was exciting. Yeah, it's different. Sometimes bad is good. I was still grateful. Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's like shit. Yeah. Someone else's shit, you know what I mean? And that, it's interesting. It's hard to do. He would have had his shit in a box and sent it to the post office. Pat on the cat. Like, it takes time. It's a male shit. It gives yourself a cat on the back. Cat on the back. Back on the cat. A little cat on the back. Oh, that's what I was going to say. People want the segment name changes to come back. That shrill yell then reminded me. So we'll see. I might just throw them in every now and then. Yeah, when you're feeling it. Yeah, just when I'm feeling like it. Oh, what's happening? We're all laughing. We've stopped to have a laugh. Continue. Next question is from in the night, Andy. What's the long-term goal for this channel? Do you want to make it into a TV show? Continue to be a podcast? Where are you guys headed? It'd be cool to get this and just put it on radio. I don't know that radio would never play this. This is too fucked. Who the fuck? Imagine this on radio. It wouldn't be allowed. We just want to grow as massive an audience as we can. The more people we have watching, the more fun it is to do fucking crazy shit. The more people watching, the more ringworms, the more power we have behind the podcast, the more awesome shit we can do. Imagine the hunts. Yeah, the hunts. When you've got like 100,000 people. Yeah, just be like, ooh, and then we'd be so powerful. Imagine Spinks being so powerful you have a bad dinner at a restaurant and you say, everyone give them a bad Yelp review now. And then they get 200,000 bad reviews and they get shut down. And they're out of there. That's what we want. We want that fucking power, cunt. No, no, I disagree. Next question is from Donut Films. He's the guy who sent us his toenails. Oh, Michael's had him in his car. Oh, has that been in my mouth? No, that was footskin. No, you put the toenails in your hair. No, I put him in my mouth. Oh, no, it was footskin. Sorry. So many things. We haven't been sent toenails to you though. Anyway. Now, because he's sent us some fuck shit, I kind of believe that he'll do this. If I send in my jar of urine, will Michael pour it into the golly bottle? No, because then it fucking makes shit. You've got to keep it all golly. Look, people, you can send in your gollies. We could add your gollies to the golly bottle, but it has to be golly. Understand that you guys probably don't understand that, but it's a science thing. Mixing the biologies of different substances in the bottle, it's not a pure, clean experiment. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it falsifies it. And I don't want to bore you guys, but we're very scientific when it comes to shit like this. So we're keeping it pure golly to see the health benefits. But do a P1. Do your own W1. Do your own different bottles. He did say a PS at the end, saying he hasn't opened the jar in two weeks. Yeah, see, I want to hear that when it's like two years. Two weeks is whatever. If someone has a two-year-old piss bottle, send it in, cunt. I want to fucking see it. Send it in. Oh, imagine how yellow it would get. It'd get orange, I reckon. It'd orange. I reckon it'd get dark brown. You should see Steve-Os. Oh. Did you watch that vlog where Steve will do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of them were like dark brown. Wow. Send it in, cunt. Maybe we should do that. Anyway, next question is from Mad Matt, and it is about Matt. How long have you guys known Matt Brown and what solidified your friendship? We met Matthew Brown. How long ago now? Like 18? Was that 18? I don't know. I don't think so. 19? Yeah. I would have been like 23. So yeah, probably 19 or 20. But anyway. We met him through a good friend of ours, James. James worked with Matt, and then James was like, man, you've got to check this legend out, man. He's just finished. Stopped his stalking addiction. I think he said it the other day. How did James describe us? Oh, yeah. There he goes. He goes, oh, do you want to come out with me and some of my friends? He goes, they're a bit like different. They like to make out with each other to impress chicks. It's a full-on. It's a full-on pass. It's not even. It's just fucking, oh, man. It's just straight up, oh, man, tongue gone. They said they might try it with you. Just tell them no. Yeah, I remember that fucking. I was in the fucking, that night that we met in West End. Yeah, you went into the 7-Eleven, was busting chip packets in front of the guy to make me laugh. And then I got in the boot of the car. Yeah, I got a video of that. Yeah, fucking. Yeah, and then we just started from there and fucking kept hanging out. And next minute, here he is. Michael showed me his hemorrhoid the first time I met him. Yeah, Michael loves showing everyone that. New Farm Park. I don't remember that, but I have shown a lot of people hemorrhoids. So I believe it. Man, we are so autistic, kind of. The hair is fucking, it doesn't send you. The hair is there. Cut on the back. I watched last week's podcast and the Mohawk. There's literally two strands that would, as soon as you'd move them, go straight back to your eye. Yeah, and like, so you couldn't like get away from it and you just kept doing these over and over. And during the prank haul, I inhale and then they sucked in and they'll tickle in the back of me, cunt. Next question is from Demon Badger. You look like a bird. Demon Basher. What's an idea that you guys filmed and released that you weren't sure about, but it ended up taking off? Rock roulette? Rock roulette? What the fuck? We're just fucking fucking around. It's like whenever you... It's literally a drunk game that we used to play, a drinking game. Rock roulette, it'd be standing around the circle drinking and then someone would throw a fucking massive rock in the air and we all just stand there laughing. Drinking. And that fucking took off. That's a drinking game. I remember that we had like little 10 year old kids sending us clips of them throwing rocks and sticks up and then landing on their own heads. And then one kid like fully had to go to an emergency and she had a full cracked skull. Oh, did he die? One kid is dead from rock roulette, so I really regret. You got, you cunt! We all are fucking drunk. Get out, you cunt! Oh, god. Alright, two more questions left. This is from Brie Firth. She's asking, what tattoos do you guys have and what's the story behind them? You have a lot, but... I won't show that. You won't be able to show it all, but you can just tell. Hang on. Okay, so here I have the HIV positive tattoo and a boy throwing a rock at a dog. And then I have goose laying an egg and then I've got some, obviously the crocs on me fucking feet. I've got a tramp stamp on my back. It's cute. It's a very cute pony. And a line up your leg. A line up the back of my leg also for a video. Oh, and the letters D, A on my eyebrow. The rest is scrubbed off. Oh, do you? Yeah. From that Daryl Slap video. Oh, yeah. I've got the shoes, a mate's name, an ex's name. I did that! A massive line up my leg. A love heart. And the fucking... What else? I can't think of the other one. A unicorn. Oh, yeah, unicorns on the shoe now. But yeah, the silly ones. It's too hard. We said it about last couple weeks ago. I'm thinking about just going... We don't know what sleeves to get. Didn't you just have hand and foot? My idea is crop circles. I'd get some crop circle related. I'd just get cool patterns and shit. I'm thinking about just going into a tattoo and just being like, giving them a few things that I want it to look like and just being like, God, that's kind of... But everyone's got a sleeve these days. Yeah, they've got to be good now. I think I prefer now the look where it's patched tattoos. You should check out Angelina Jolie's Tattoos and Wanted. She has kind of crop circle-y stuff on there. Anyway. I might make a call. All right, last question. It's from James Kirkpatrick. Fucking hell. This is a tough... On the equipment. We coughed at the same. Watch this. Powerful. All right, this is a tough question, so be prepared. If you guys could choose to be in either Jackass or Dirty Sanchez, what one would you choose? I think Jackass, just because it'd be easier. Oh, dude. The Dirty Sanchez rips all over Jackass. So, yeah, I'd probably go and... What, Jackass did make a lot of money. So did Dirty Sanchez, but... Yeah, Jackass reached a higher level. Yeah, there's four movies on it now. It depends. Yeah. I think they're equally... There's good from both. If you want for, like, ultimate fucking stunts, Dirty Sanchez. Well, it's just... But, like, there is a whole new level. Like, you can't... They're in a whole new grade. I think Jackass is quite... I find Jackass more entertaining. Just more for the masses. Jackass is more dumbed down for the masses. See, Dirty Sanchez is, like, way up more my alley, because it's fucking gross. And then Jackass of Production, which I like as well, 1%. But, yeah, Dirty Sanchez... Dirty Sanchez only had the one film, but, like, that's just because, you know, it fucking... Dirty Sanchez just has a little level. It's like, not many people know about Dirty Sanchez. Like, they do Jackass, but they're good in their own different ways, but, yeah, probably money-wise Jackass. It's all about the money for you, isn't it? It's all you fucking care about. Oh, fucking... It helps. Yeah. I want it to. That's it. All right, guys. What we're about to tell you... was shocky to your core. This will probably only... It's not even that crazy, but to our Australian fans, I think you'll understand, okay? I think you'll understand. But, um... Right before we were... We were poor as fuck, all right? Let me set the scene for you. We were poor. We were... Michael and I had to share a fucking bedroom with Bosley, where we'd fucking Uber on the weekends, and then just film during the week. We were in a lot of debt. Life was shit, okay? Then, we met Justin Ryan, okay? He lived close by, all right? Like two streets away. I can't even remember how we met him. We met him at that event that we... Everyone hated us. Where I ripped the condom off. Oh, man. Yeah, we've told that story, right? Yeah. Anyway, that's when we met him. And I was seeing, you know, he does his fucking videos where he gets lots of hate and pretends to be gay and pretends to be straight and jam, jam, blah, blah, blah. But, I thought there was an untapped potential there with Justin Ryan, if only he had someone to guide him. So, for a while, okay? Justin Ryan would come over. I would have the video outline and then we would film the video, edit it, and post it. And then it was a certain type of video. Like, what were some of the things that we made him do to begin with? We did an interview with Dr. Phil. Yeah, so we edited it so that, you know, the face filter, you can make your face look like someone else. You just use their photo. So, he was jam, jam, and Justin Ryan. Like, and pretended he was on Dr. Phil for an episode. He showed us how to make toast for an episode. He showed us how to fight for an episode. So, just shit like that, all right? So, just shit that was like, it was obvious that Justin knew he was joking, right? So, it was different from the usual fucking, oh, this guy's just trying to fucking wind up the public. And let me just say that Justin, he's not a, he's a very nice kid. I love the guy. He's a very nice boy. He, he's not, he's not anyone like he is in the fucking videos in real life. He's just a really nice guy. He just fucking knows, he's like the biggest troll. He's a great stirrer. He's the fucking biggest troll. And he loves the hate. He loves it. He loves stirring. He fucking loves it. We tried to steer him away from that a little bit, and then he even started doing music videos. So, Michael would take him to a location, and then they would rap and film about like fucking money, and he'd have coins. And like all these fucking dumbest fuck shit. We went to so many, on so many excursions. There was one time where I was trying to find the perfect film location. And I was there walking through sewers with Justin Ryan, just me and him trying to find the perfect sewer walking through them. They're like proper head height. You can walk through it the whole way. Yeah. There was another time. I remember when he was, the whole video was about why he was trying to tell people that he's important because he's come back in time. He has a time machine. Remember the one where he was like, you were driving, and then he was just on the car, the passenger car that was up, and he was keeping up, being a cat or something? Some of these videos are fucking like, they are so ridiculous that we, Michael and I personally were like, found this process fucking hilarious. We made Justin like, we made his videos so fucking dumb. And then we'd post it and see the people's reactions. It was fucking hilarious. It was like being a little puppet master, but also trying to help Justin, trying to rebrand him a little bit so that it wasn't so fucking hated. And it started working. It worked. People being like, whoever's fucking editing these videos, doing these videos, these are much better. You start to see some love flown in the comments, but Justin just couldn't fucking help himself. Posting his own stuff. He'd go live and call out other social media influencers, like people that were our friends and stuff, and we're like, no man, we can't. That's why we told him, don't ever tell anyone this. And because we thought we'd be, because we're just starting out on social media and we didn't want anyone else to hate us or think that we were associated with him, because you just get hated via association. And then the video that fucking spoiled it all, we're filming the, filming the GemGem one. And at the very end of the video, Justin goes to shake GemGem's hand and I took GemGem's hand and put Bosley's hand instead. And so he shakes Bosley's hand, a close-up of it, and that's the end of the video. And then we post it and I get a message from Loki, fucking Jackson's Loki. And he's like, dude, are you like making Justin Ryan's videos? And then I was like, fuck, they're on to us. That plus he couldn't help himself. He was doing his own vids too much. Yeah, he kept doing his own vids, calling out like Marcus Dibble again and all that shit. And I was like, no, sorry, we need to, yeah, we can't risk being hated by people. You know what I mean? But now I look back and some of those videos are fucking hilarious. And I tried so hard to find the hard drive and I will again. Okay, I'll go home and I'll look for that fucking hard drive so we can put some into the podcast. Comment if you ever saw any of those types of videos. Some of them, like, that was the fighting one. Memory's like, I got him to like, and I always replay shit real fast. Oh, yeah, dude. And I'm like, come on, come on. He's like fighting at the camera. That one got like a million views. Yeah, a few went viral. He was so happy. That's why he enjoyed it because he was going viral as well. And people were just genuinely laughing rather than hating it. It was good content. But anyway, fucking, we don't give a fuck anymore. We want people to know, Justin and Ryan, we fucking, we did some videos for him. And it was a fucking shitload of fun and he's a really nice dude. Yeah, we'll get him back on here. Yeah, we should get him back on. What's he been doing? I think he's been doing, he's been doing only fans, heaps and shit. He messaged me throughout the years. Can you help me make Facebook videos again? But it was just like, we're just too much on now. It's just too much on. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But yeah, great guy. And yeah, comment if you have seen our past videos we've done with him. Yeah, so I know some of you probably fucking hate him. But and fair enough, he's trying to get that reaction from you. But just know that he's actually like a nice dude. And yeah, he's a great troller. So fucking. He's very famous because he's so good at trolling. You've got to respect that. It's cool. He's cat on the back. All right. Time for the next segment, which has been renamed to... That was a good one. Yeah, man. My headset fell off. I'd say, you know, it's a rip. That hurt? Yeah, man. My neck's in cramp mode. My neck's fully cramped right now. So painful. This really hurts. Time for the next segment, where we show and let fucker open your fucking gifts. And we saw the outpouring of support, comments for the PO Box. So it remains. We will continue to open your gifts. Yeah. Live on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Here we go. Big fat one. Christmas time. This is from Sabrina. Mark, do you want to work on this one? Christmas time. Something for everyone. Something for everyone. Matthew. Oh. The podcast is just gifts. Oh, yes. I literally was saying to Michael, do I have any more lollies left from Nicky's package? You know what? Now we're all out. And I was like, I fucking hope that there's some in here. And they're fucking easy. Yes. Sabrina sent some milk. A big old block of milk. All right. You go first. All right. So I've got this little package as a big note in here. And it sent something, a Cooper torch. And it's got like these chains. I'm assuming that it's related to this letter. So let me just read this letter. Diary entry number 30,465 by Matthew Gregory Brown. Okay. So it looks like he's found one of your diary entries, Matt. How would he have one of my diary entries? That doesn't make any sense. Look, sometimes I email him around when I'm drunk. You're fucked. This message is from the future. It is I, Matthew Gregory Brown. Well, I haven't done that. So maybe this comes from the future as well. And I'm begging for your help, Monty and Michael. You saved me for myself for the safety of the women of Australia. My little brown had laid dormant for some time. I discovered quite by accident that concrete enemas dampened my lust significantly. Unfortunately, wholesome decided the way I was using their equipment was unwholesome and fired me. Now I have relapsed and face de-browning at the hands and scalpels of the government. I took part in a charity golf tournament raising money that would be used to help capture sexual predators. They would never think to look for me there, I thought. But when I arrived at the team, my caddy was her, Olga. The rife heifer my loins have sung hymns of lust for for the last 24 years. My brown sprung forth like a hydra, growing three extra little brown heads as it dragged me across the green towards her. I'm going to brown, I bellowed as my little brown vomited up my muddy matte slop all over her and my pristine golf clubs. I browned all over the green. The green was stained with my formally wholesome sponsored mints. She screamed and ran away. Would you like to get a cream cheese bagel with me sometimes? I bellowed as I wrestled with my writhing brown, needless to say I'm currently sat in maximum security as I write. Amazon now offers delivery to the past so I'm sending this parcel in the hopes you can change my destiny. You have my retroactive consent to hold me down and encase my little brown in this chastity cage. And whenever the need arises, PS, I've also included a handy rape alarm for me to activate whenever I feel the brown, levieth and rising from the depths as to warn nearby women. That is so fucked up. This guy's sent a chastity belt from the future, Matt Brown. Can we put it on, but just for us to look at Matt? Maybe for the only fan. Maybe for the boys trip. And this is some sort of rape whistle. This is literally some sort of rape whistle. What the fuck is? Oh, wow. Look in there. Wow. It's literally like a dick cage. That's so work. That's pretty cool, Matt. This is for you. Right? You always like it when you get stuff in the PO box. Oh, there you go. Look, there's a lock. It's a chastity belt. That's sexy. What is a Cooper torch? It's sexy. Anyway, yeah. I hate everyone. Thank you very much for that. And who knows how many lives that guy just saved? Part two. This is part two of the first one. Remember? Yes. Oh, I've got a big old German hat. Yes. Big old German hat. Oh, wow. You have to wear that hat. Beautiful. I'm going to wear this everywhere. God, that is actually quite nice. I will wear that everywhere. There you go. Ooh. A coloring in book. Holy shit. The Stone Activity Book. Oh my God. Would you get Matthew Brown? Thank you, Sabrina. And here we go. We've got letters too. With the letters and shit, we'll read them in our spare time. But just know that we fucking love you guys for sending these in. Here we go. Sabrina sent an actual fly. That's such a good sentence. Wow, a German fly. You want to see what a German looks like? Can I see it? Yeah. All right. We'll read the note. Letters in our spare time. But thank you fucking so much. This one's for both of us. But I'll open it. Oh, wow, Matt. Matt's been sent. Is this from Sabrina? This got sent a little golf buggy to hopefully motivate him to get back out on that golf course and don't ever give up, Matthew Brown. I thought it was a bomb. And it is. No, it's not. Matt, you're going to get it. You're going to get it. It is. No, it's not. Imagine if it was. And that's how this podcast ended. No one would even know what we're talking about. Dude, perfect. Oh, it's perfect for the table. I know. She knows. That's hot. Thank you, Sabrina. I'll shove him down here with the little aliens in the middle. Oh, shit, man. That's how I want him. Yes, people are sending us alien shit. We'll fix him up. That'll be good to show to them one day when we meet them. Marty and Michael love Cindy. It's an envelope, a big yellow envelope, and it's got something chunky inside. Imagine if she'd cut off her breast nipple. We have fake beer. It looks like real beer, but it tastes like dishwater. Oh, that's cool. Like a little prank. So you put this powder in a glass of water and it looks like beer. And then you say, hey, mate, would you like a nice cold beverage after a long day of harding, harding work? Sure. And they hand it to him and then they drink it and they get sick. Very ill. Perfect. That's a good prank. Highly ill. Thank you for that, Cindy. Oh, fuck yeah. They're good. That was good. I enjoyed that. Yeah. No, that's great. Let me enjoy some milker. Milker? Oh, speaking of milker. Reminds me of my childhood. Oh, that's a big bit. Big bit. I think it melted and reformed. All right, guys, it's time for the next segment of the German segment. Ach du lieber, ach du lieber. Dutch, Dutch, Dutch, everyone. Ach du lieber, ach du lieber. Dutch, Dutch, Dutch. Milker. And this is a segment where Michael will read out a very common German phrase as a normal German would. I'm going to try and guess what he's saying and then I'm going to read it out how an actual German would read it. Okay? It's very simple. Ola, dae, woe, klug, li. Fuck, that sounds... Ola, dae, woe, klug, li. Sounds like Irish. It sounds like... I've got to get angry. Wait. New sentence. Someone did comment, say, I think you're focusing too much on the anger. Okay, so I'll try and be like, imagine a nice woman, a mother, a mother German. Yeah, a soft, gentle person. Just give it a go. Just be loud. Or just, even just read it how you would read in English. And then I will correct it when I read it as an actual German. Das ist Dörrsplingen der Pankt. Again? I understand more of it. It's weird channeling like a fucking German mom. Das ist Dörrsplingen der Pankt. Very deep. Husky voice for a German mother. Das ist Dörrsplingen der Pankt. Das ist Hörsplingen der Pankt. You fucking make it so weird, dude. Das ist der springende Pankt. Das ist der springende Pankt. Pankt. Pankt. Pankt. It's fun to say, isn't it? Which my alarm was this. Pankt. Pankt. Pankt. Pankt. Which means, the point which means the point. Das ist der springende Pankt. Fucking hell. Very good. Oh, Kabate. Yeah, man. See, I know. It came back to you. Boomerang, man. Fuck. Because it knows I'm German. German words attract to German. Ich kann nur Hör-us. What? What did you say? Ich kann nur Hör-us. I have no idea. That is like a really northern German dialect you're using there. Really? Ich kann nur Mischia-os. Ich kann nur Mischia-os. Ich kann nur Mischia-os. Which means, I know my way around this area. So if we're driving along and you fucking someone's like, oh, where do I go? You could say, ich kann nur Mischia-os. And they would say, be relaxed. Imagine German TV shows and German fucking, yeah, man, there's lots of them. There's plenty of German shows that I used to watch and you have to turn the volume right down. Why? Because there's lots of yelling and lots of screaming. It's German television, man. You don't give a cunt a gun. You don't give a cunt a gun. There's cats on my back. All right. There's cats on my back. Ich sehe so unfair dick. That did sound a lot like my late grandmother. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my Margaret. Ich sehe schwarz für dich. Ich sehe schwarz für dich. Which means, I see black for you. Oh, we've read these before. Which means it's hopeless for you. So it's good that you tried it. People would use to say to us, ich sehe schwarz für dich. Just strangers walking by your house. Yeah. I would say that if they were German. Did Nikki send us some new ones? Oh, she did. She sent us like a German quiz. I think we've done them. I think we've done all the cards. From now on, we start the quiz starting next fucking episode. And also, don't forget to DM in your fucking secrets. Let's do secrets. Secrets to fucking Marty and Michael for the actual Instagram account. I want to get back into that. Let's break some of these segments apart a bit. All right, let's fucking amp it up a bit. Is that it? Let's fucking spruce shit up, man. Yeah, we just got prank call and then we're... Oh, we'll fucking... And fucking... Remember guys, comment, give it a like. Fuck, man. I know I'm begging, but... And it's like pathetic. And it's like, I don't want to watch this guy keep begging me. But it's like, come on. Just give it a like. Help us help you. Give it a like and give it a comment. And maybe, I don't know... Maybe subscribe, okay? And maybe go back to last week's episode. Give it a like so he has to try the gollybottle. Okay, that's all I'm asking for, man. That's it. And subscribe to the website. Subscribe though. It's $10 a month. Buy some manscaped shit. Come on. I'm not asking for... Come on. Follow us on Instagram. What? That's not much. TikTok. Like our page on Facebook. Share the videos. Do you know what? Buy... Buy Charmie's merch. Send us... Buy something. Make a memories merch, please. Send us some rad shit for the PO box. Send us some shit to the PO box. Okay. Follow our backup account on Instagram. Watch our TikTok videos. Share them to Instagram. Matt runs that. Buy some raffle tickets for the giveaway. Join our email list. Join the email list. Share anything on the... For the actual Instagram and I'll re-share it. Do you see us in the streets? Gives us a bit of money. Gives us just $5. Some coins. I don't know. Yeah, no coins. All right. Just coins. Matt will take your coins. He'll take the bottles. Yeah. All right. Fucking here's the prank call. No, I'm just joking. Anyway, here's prank call. And now the final segment. The prank... The call. I like that. And this week, we're going to call a sex shop and say that I've accidentally pushed your butt plug so far up my Mrs's asshole that it's gone. So Darren's coming out for this one. Yeah, this sounds like a job for fucking Darren. And Michael's going to be the more Mrs. The moaning crying. The moaning Mrs. The moaning Mrs. You can hear more Mrs. Anyway. All right. Let's try. Let's try. Let's try. All right. So we have to be a little bit panicked, but not too bad. Hey, kiddo. How you going? My name is Darren. Look, last week, Rod, I came in and bought just a bunch of butt plugs from you. And I've just started... It's okay. I just started using a couple with my Mrs. And one's just gone. Like I can't... I think it's gone all the way in. And like, I don't know what to do like right now. Like, I thought it's not meant to go all the way in. Like, I thought it meant a bit of it stays out, but it just went in straight away. Okay. So if that's okay. So you'll have to stay a little bit out. But unfortunately, the only way you're going to be able to get that out is through either transition at yourself or go to the ER. Look, I can't even see it. Like, I try to put my fingers in, but it hurts her. She's fucking crying. She's fucking like in pain right now. Like, I can't go to a bloody emergency like this. Like my fucking parents will fucking find out or something. Is there something like... He's got like lube or something that I can run in, get. And maybe like I can lube it up or something and then try and pull it out and then... You could give that a shot. But again, like if that's not totally going to be at ER. Yeah, look, it's... Oh, fuck me. Yeah, look, what would I even say to them? If I went into fucking ER, right? And the fucking doctor... Look, don't they have to like... Don't they have to tell their guardians and that? That she's in there? Like, I can't... Is she a minor? No, no, no, no, no. She's 21. She's 21. So, no, no, it's all G, but like I just don't want her parents to find it. Okay, right. Fuck me. Like, I can't go in there like that. Like, they're going to think we're fucking nuts or something. I'm going to have to bring her in. I'm going to... Oh, Tracy, we're just going to have to go in, all right? Derek, can you be able to sit in the car? Yeah. Okay. We're just going to have to come in, all right? Maybe if you can... Is there something like... Has this ever happened before? Like, do you guys have something there that can maybe help us get it out or something? Sorry. What do you mean? How can you sell these butt plugs and like, it's just gone like that? Like, I put a bit of pressure on with my thumb, right? And gone. She's just sucked straight up, huh? Like, the whole bloody end is just completely gone. I haven't seen it for like five minutes. It's just bloody up it and she can't push it out even. There's no even like, warning signs and that on the butt plugs, right? It's just bloody bit of pressure. It's gone. Fuck it, she's gone. Can't see it no more. How can you be bloody selling that shit? Sorry, it depends on the size, unfortunately. Like, that's not something that we can just fight for you. He's got to start putting warnings on these butt plugs. He's got to start putting warnings on these butt plugs, right? That's the first time we've used one. And it's fucking Gorskies. Like, that's the first one I've used. And it's just gone. It sucked straight up her arse. I'm just saying it's just that it's not my fault. I know it's not your fault. I'm saying maybe the place you work for, the corporation, right? I bet it doesn't even pay bloody taxes right in this country. Bet it doesn't even pay taxes. And they're selling bloody dodgy bloody butt plugs that just bloody suck straight. Like, they're so slippery. Like, I touch it. I nearly drop it. It's so slippery, right? So you've got to have some sort of like grip or some bloody bits coming out of it, right? To stop it getting sucked all the way in. Because right now it's completely gone and my missus, she's in real pain right now. You know what I mean? And I have to bloody come in now with her. I don't know how I'm going to get her in the car. I'm going to have to just slide her on the back seat on her belly and come on in. And we'll see if we can get like some lube or some other. Do you have like a pair of tongs or something there? The sex tongs or something? No. I believe we're going to do the only thing. I believe we're going to start to stop at the end. Yeah, it's all right. It's not that bad. And then there's a little sort of skink that the lube should stop before that skinks. Okay. So, but if it's gone, like if it's gone right up her, like surely, surely she'll just like pull it out eventually, right? And like 12 hours or something. Like worst case scenario, if I can't, if I can, like there's a chance of tearing, you would have to go to the air. Oh yeah. Fuck. That's definitely going to tear, but a shit. All right. We'll fucking hang on. Let me see if I can dip my fingers in. He's just fucking pull these out right now. One second. Well, Trace, come here. Stop fucking moving around. Stop moving around. I'm going to get out at one second. All right. Fuck. Hold still. Hold still. It's going to start fucking. I can't fucking get it. It's gone. That's fucking gone right. All right. We're going to have to come in. Hello. Are you still there? Yeah. So again, there's nothing that there's still can actually do for you. You're going to want to call in. Mate. I might be able to treat it, but we can't. I cannot call. It is so embarrassing. Right. I'm going to, I'm going to, we're going to come to the sixth door right now. Right. I'm lighting her up in the truck and we're going to come right in. All right. So get ready in the next five minutes. You sold us this. Right. You've got to help me fix this. All right. You guys got to, I don't know. Like my fingers. My fingers are massive. Right. I've got like big fucking fingers. Maybe some more petite fingers or something. Help her get, put your blood, pull it out. Do you know what I'm saying? Like get your little fingers in there. Maybe you can grab it. Because I touched it just then. I felt the end of it. Right. But I think I pushed it in. Do part. You got gloves. He's got gloves, but I've seen the gloves in there. I don't know what else to do. I'm going to have to come in. All right. I'm sorry. I'm coming in first. Right. And if you can't help, if you can't help get it out, then I'll call the paramedic. I will do that. All right. Because I'm responsible, but I am not going to embarrass myself. Like that and call the ambulance right now. Because I fucking come in and think I'm fucking something wrong with me. Right. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking emergency or some shit. Get fucking looks by all fucking doctors. The fucking x-ray. I'm fucking looking at me. So I can't deal with that fucking shit. I'm getting fucking fucking, I'm being about 10 fucking minutes. Fuck. Again, unfortunately, legally, I can't help. All right. Okay then. All right. Well, I guess I'll call paramedics. Okay. Thanks. No worries. See you. Do you think they thought that was real? Yeah. Oh my fucking god. What did she do? What's going on with the screaming? It was the sickest screaming. I was trying to do your scream and talk as me at the same time. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I fully dribbled everywhere. I think that was me. That was probably one of the best. You were fucking actually grabbing at my arm. It's supposed to be real. It's supposed to be real. I'm a meth. An actor. And that concludes episode number 24 skin. Guys, don't remember. If you want to see Michael, attempt to do the same thing. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? If you want to see Michael attempt to do a shot from the golly born episode number 23. Last week's episode has to get to three k. Likes. Okay. 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