 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up, man? Yo, live from Atlanta, Georgia, new Jack thriller city. Hey, and my guest today is Clayton English. You done seen him on the 85 South Show, man. You seen him win, win last comic standing. You seen him on Hawkeye. You seen him on goddamn House of Pain, man. And he's over here right now on my show, man. Yo, Clayton, what's up, boy? What's up, baby? I said, what's up, boy? Jack thriller was good, man. It's good to be here, dawg. Hey, man, let me show you something, bro. I like what you got going on here, man. Are you feeling the vibe? Oh, yeah. It's like your auntie with money's house. Exactly. I like it. The gold lions, the safari, bro, yeah, I see it. Yeah, that was Darius and his brother I deal with the lions and all the Jumanji shit. Yeah, no, I fuck with it. Yeah, OK, then I roll with it. And, you know, this feel like where you need to be. You know what I'm saying? Sure, no, man. I feel like I'm where I need to be. You've been talking about a death show. Yes, yes, yes. Remember when I was talking about Arsenio Hall? I do. I do remember that. 100% man. Hey, man, like, bro, I want to just bring something up. This is random as hell. What you got? I got to admit, I'm a little jealous of you, but not for the reasons you think. What's wrong? You came over here. You got a full head of hair. You got facial hair. I ain't got none of that shit, man. That's how it sounds when the sun hits your shit. That's how everything stops. And it just, no, why? You mad because I got hit? Man, I just feel like my mom was fucking the wrong nigga, man. It was a pandemic, man. Pandemic, my shit grew out. I ain't never had my head as long to tell you the truth. A bruh. I might have grew it out, got it braided like twice, and it got fuzzy like Jim Jones immediately. Immediately? Yeah. I'll convince Jim Jones to do that on purpose. Like, that was his style. He wanted that to be. Yeah, and you already got it done for us today, too, man. Man, you just, you know, at the house. I ain't getting it done, but somebody can do it. Did, did, did. 100% man. Well, we convinced over here. Yeah. You care about yourself. I care about us. Did, did. I care about us, man. Come on. You act like you was going somewhere today. I am. You here? I am. This somewhere, right? You damn sure enough right, bruh. You, you on New Jack through the city right now, man. Let's go. Amen. I've been supposed to be coming for a minute, too. Yeah, for a minute now, but you be busy, bruh. Sometimes. You one of them niggas. You been like that for a long time. Amen. Let me tell you something, bro, like when, when, um, we were up in common comics and stuff, you know, just, you know, trying to figure our way around the wilderness of the industry. Man, you, you was that dude that, um, you know, inspired, you know what I'm saying, the guys from my class. And, uh, because you got on an actual TV show and let niggas know that this shit could be done. You was on some Cosby's show as shit. Yeah. House of Paying peanuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could not believe it, man. I didn't know at the time and I didn't know how much that show ran until like, I'm still seeing it now because people come up to me and they like, I got kicked out of class for doing that little, that little chance y'all did on the episode. I'm like, like, these kids is growing now. So yeah, but yeah, nah, that was just crazy to me. I ain't see it at the time because it wasn't no regular occurring thing. Hey, you know, it's one of those things where, where my fucks move the goalposts on you, you know, when they tell you it's all about getting on TV, you know what I'm saying? Then I get on TV and then all of a sudden it's, well, you know, you got to be, I'm like, hey, man, listen. What do you want from me? Yeah, like, come on, man, come on, man. So I just saw I was always going to have to figure it out and it wasn't going to be do the channels that they saying cause I'm like, oh, they go, they go keep moving to God damn. Hold on. So I find this is this really interesting cause, you know, right off the rip, as an up and coming comedian, your goal is to make it to TV and movies. Yeah. And, you know, and you say you finally get there and not finally, cause you, you might've, you had to be like 22, 23? Nah, I was a little bit older, probably like maybe two years old. You about 25 when they have it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same thing. How's the pain? Yeah, I think I was probably about 25 or something like that. That's the same thing. Yeah. It was definitely a milestone. Definitely a milestone. And, you know, like I said before, we would have conversations inside of the peanut gallery if you will, no pun intended. Yeah. And like, this nigga Clayton on a motherfucking TV show with G-Money on some Tala Perry shit. Yeah. And I was so blown away by this. I didn't, I didn't know if he was blown away by this cause for me it was, it was lulls. It was, you know, I was always supposed to do one episode. Really? But I kept getting called. You was Steve Urkel, bro. I was always supposed to do one episode. So me and Quincy, shout out to Quincy, he plays pookie on that. You know what I'm saying? He, you know, he ran a little comedy night. Yes. He ran a twist cycle, so. That's kind of how that went. That when everybody went to audition, it was a lot of people at the audition in the city, a lot of comedians, very intimidating audition. But this was the only audition where like I zoned in and I was like, man, I know if you can get some work over there, you're supposed to be able to get some work. That's how they talk about Tala Perry. Like he the plug, like you can get some work over there. So it's like, all right, let me, let me figure out how I'm gonna do this. And I had two ways in my mind that I could have played the character. And I went in and everybody was super high energy and super fast talking and shit. And I was like, nope, I'm going with the other way. Cause I had it more laid back. Like I was high, like the character supposed to be a little bit like, or seem slow. He not slow, but he just, you know what I'm saying? He don't know what he don't know. So, yeah, yeah. I ain't no people, you know, but I do episode, you know, I'm not doing episodes for a year. I'm waiting tables, you know, people see me. They like, oh, what happened? You must have fucked your money up. Like, bitch, no, I ain't on every episode. You know what I'm saying? Like my, my, my check don't come frequently. I can't schedule this. But so like, yeah. So for me, it was like, I'm still regular. You know what I'm saying? I didn't even know people was looking at it. Like it was, you know, but now I see, cause people tell me like the, like I said to kids, they like, oh man, we saw you win. Oh, you was on the, it's like, yeah. That's funny that you even say that like that there. Cause the grind don't never stop. Nah. You don't see, you can't see the progress while you progress, right? Wow. Wow. You brilliantly, brilliantly say it. You understand? Yeah. Like you can't, if you sit there and just try to watch the shit bubble, it would take all the, you got, you got to go cook. You got to let it do what it's supposed to. You, you've been through this. Yeah. You've been through all the, yeah. Yeah. Me and my manager city was talking about that on the way over here today and whatnot. You know, when you, when you in the eye of the storm and you used to still trying to figure out what's going on in real time. Cause yeah, I understand. Cause it, it getting on wild and out. I ain't get on wild and out until I'm probably 30 years old. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. I came after you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. At the, like you said, I had that time when I'm on, I'm on there and shit. And then I'm, I'm, I'm not on there. And then people like wondering what happened and shit. You try to figure things out. And then I don't have a manager or an agent at the time. And I'm hollering that my man Pete Davidson about it. And what I ain't like, Jack, you don't have a manager. You went, no, I just know Nick. Right, right. You know, but then all you think is that all you need to do is know Nick. No, it's levels to this shit. Right. You still got to get your business together and there's old kind of behind the scenes things. But you know, I ain't even trying to like stereotype, no shit. But you know, you got to have the, the, what the, what Paul Mooney say, the complexion for the protection at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Are you, are you just got to extra protect your complexion? Or you got an extra. Yeah. Protect your shit. Yeah. Amen. I might be tripping, but I might not be. But I do feel like it's a little bit harder for us. Yeah. It's a little bit harder for us. Yeah. Is this a, it's probably a big ass learning curve. Yeah. Of you don't know this. We don't want you to know this. You know what I'm saying? Can we take advantage of you? Like I'm sure it's just like, if you trying to take a, you know, if you trying to take a sucker, if you trying to hit somebody, you're like, oh, that's a lick. Okay. Oh, you don't know what you got. Okay. Allow me to, yeah, I can give you this. And that's what they doing. And so I think, you know, you just, the fucked up party is for most of us, I think in common you just got to, you got to fuck it up. You got to fuck it up to figure it out. You got to fuck it up to figure it out. I don't think there's no other way unless somebody really holds your hand and walk you through it. And I don't know who you going to know that's going to know it at the level that you're going to reach. And hopefully you're young enough for that to happen to you. The way you, you know, and where you can still be attractive enough for it to count for you. You can, but you hear these stories like when you're younger about Bernie Mac getting on when he fought it. Yeah. And then you said, he said, how was this so, how was this possible? He's so talented. Right, right. Nigga. Talent, talent, that's only a little piece. It's a little piece. Yeah. Yeah. It should be, you would think it's the big piece. And it is for the art, but for business. What kind of business advice would you gave yourself back when you was 25 years old? Oh, when I was 25. When you was 25. Or is it anything that you could have told yourself then that would have actually been applicable? That would have mattered. That would have helped you? Yeah. I think I would have, I would have definitely pursued probably an agency more. Cause I think it was more stuff for me to do. I feel like it was, but I was probably with an agency here in Atlanta and they not in the business of making money. Now Atlanta a different city. You know what I'm saying? It's a different city, man. It's a different city. Like now they'll be on it. They have a little bit more of that dog getting them like from an agent from New York or from LA or some shit. Before they was, you know, these motherfuckers were sleepy time tea. You know what I'm saying? These motherfuckers is, you know, you go in there, you like, damn, y'all ain't hustling. Like you supposed to be drinking coffee. You supposed to be, phones supposed to be ringing off the hook. Y'all got cats sleep on the desk. You know what I'm saying? Like y'all, is it, is it, is it? What, what are we doing? Is it agency or is it animal shelter? Yeah. Which one, man? Make some goddamn phone calls, man. 100%. Yeah, cause it's got to be some shit I'm supposed to be in. Yeah. So I would have pursued that stuff a little bit more cause I was getting, you know, feedback and people wanted me in certain areas but it was so sporadic and I didn't know how to handle it every wish way. Like people want me in the city. Like, you know, I got to the point I stopped sending tapes. You remember you used to send a tape or a video to a club. And the hopes that they book you, send them a clip, you know what I'm saying? Then what they tell you? Okay, come down here for free. Bro, I stopped doing all that because I was like, fuck this. I'm just going to get good and it's going to be undeniable. How many tapes you think you didn't sit down in the process of trying to get your shit together? Oh, I stopped after a while though. I was like, cause you know the feedback was just- On tapes. Yeah, I probably quit before I got to a hundred. Okay. Cause I was like, them shits were burnt. Like for one, not getting the response ever was just like, damn, didn't even watch it. Not even a note. You could have gave me one word in the email. No. And I'd been like, all right, cool. But then other, oh, and not at this time. Or then my fucker give you a critique. Tell you what you need to do. And then you find out they do comedy and they ain't shit. And then the shit come back around, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Now at the point that you are inside your career now, what does the game look like to you? And what would you to tell yourself? Oh man, I would have definitely figured out more internet, everything. Like all the internet stuff I would have definitely done. There was a point where like when I was younger, like a kid probably, and the internet was first coming out. I was on there. I was doing stuff I wasn't supposed to be doing. Like, you know, I had bots, you know what I'm saying? Like this AOL stuff, you could kick people out, chat all type of crazy stuff. That's not fucking with it. And I think I just, you know, you get into that comedy zone of all, this the pure art form. This the only way to do it. The pure art form. And then also, we ain't see the YouTube money there. Hey bro, I wouldn't see them face to face. You know what I mean? We didn't, we was like, when you just making these videos to make videos? Like I'm trying to get like, so I would have probably incorporated that a little bit more. And we did a little bit sometimes, fucking around, low smoke, you know how I say, food stamp, a lot of, you do well, like shot a lot of video, like we would do, we was shooting stuff, but we ain't know where to go all the way with it. You know. Shout out Rimo and them. They think they was on that stuff early, Tyler Chronicles, Snackpack, all that, like, yeah. Head of the time. Yeah. Head of the time, man. All right, let's go fast forward, man, to. Morning culture. That stage. Yes, morning culture. Last comic standing. Yeah. You. That's DJ Weasel. I thought I said it cause I was about to say something. I thought I made the North, no I'm just playing. You the only one get wine? No, would you like some wine? Yes. Let me get one. Yeah. With you. Yeah, please. It looks so, it looks so classy. Definitely. And established. Yes, yes. 100%. But no, you asked. Last comic. Yeah. But man, walk us through that process, man. How does this even happen, bro? Man, my nigga walk me through the process. I do not know. That was, that's the Lord. That's everything. I don't, I don't know how. Well, I do know where I was like, oh. Other motherfuckers don't want to win. Like that's when I kind of knew I had a shot. If they didn't want to win, what did they want? I don't know what they wanted. Like a lot of them already, like a lot of them was already working comedians. They already working on the road. They got shows. So you saying that they just wanted to get on TV to increase their visibility? Well, that's what I wanted at first. I want to get into top 10. If I get in top 10, I figure I should be able to start working some of these clubs, I've been sending tapes to where they ain't been responding or whatever. If I make the top 10 on last comment standing, they should give me a little buzz, probably be able to find an agent. That was my thinking. You know what I'm saying? So once I'm on there, go through the first round, go through the second round, you know, people like, man, I don't even really care about winning this because the winner usually don't work out too good for them. Runners up have better, you know, lives and when I'm like, okay, and then you hear, oh, I got shows. I'm already booked. I can't wait to get back. You're right. You know what I'm saying? I'm booked up. My show already sold out. I got it. I'm like, I ain't got no show. You know what I'm saying? So after, you know, a lap around the room, you hear and everybody's saying how they not, and then you start seeing people in the corner talking about their worst bombs and how they bombed. And I'm like, oh, some of y'all don't want to win this. Like, I need this. I'm fucked up right now. Like, I don't have, like this comedy, I'm been making $100, $200 in Atlanta for, you know, driving four hours to give $400 or some shit like that. Like, I need this. Like, so, yeah. I just went out. I was like, all I gotta do is beat me. Go out there and beat me. You say that all the time too. Ain't nobody going to outwork us. The only person I gotta beat is me. It's it. It's it. That was your game playing. It's be as good as the, minimum be as good as you were the last time. Nobody's funnier than me. Is it? Let me ask you this. Is it about being funny at the end of the day? No. Not on that. Not on that. That was multi-layered, multi-level. You just gotta kind of feel it out. And I thank the Lord that all my senses that all my years of doing comedy up to that point had served me well for all of that. Like, because you gotta be tight. You gotta be clean. It's gotta be three minutes the first round. You know what I mean? Hey, Wiz, you got the wine for? Oh yeah. Clayton. Perfect. Thank you, big dog. Thank you. You gotta be clean. You gotta be clean. He's gotta go quick. Gotta go quick. Three minutes. On my first set, it's supposed to pop up with a minute to let you know you have a minute left, right? Okay. But I didn't hit my three minutes. I didn't got it down. I'm not no rehearsing the mirror type person. Okay. But for this, I was rehearsing in the mirror. I got the stopwatch on the phone. I'm like, bam, that's three minutes. Let's go. Okay. Let's get in there. So I get in there, I run through my whole three minutes. The minute ain't popped up. So I freeze up. I'm like, all right, what do I do? And then my brain is like, tell another joke or get the fuck off the stage. That's exactly what the voice in my head said. Okay. I go into another joke. Wasn't even really related to the set. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Soon as I start the joke, they put up the minute, like get to the end of the joke. The minute goes off. I get a laugh, applause, and I get off stage. And the only one that noticed was like Kenan Iverwains. He was like, it looked like he froze up there for a minute, but then you got him right back. You know, good job. And come to find out, though, cause I watched the set back. My set was exactly three minutes. My set was three minutes all the way through and they cut out that last joke I had. So that means somebody didn't start the clock at the right time. You know what I'm saying? So it could be one of them things where they try to test you or it could be legit somebody forgot to push the thing. So yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like, you know, so I, my brain knew, amen. If you gotta laugh, get the fuck off the stage. Don't try to, my brain was like, either go into another joke that you know is a minute long or get off this goddamn stage. Okay. And I was like, no, I'm not, y'all not finna be like, you only did two minutes. Are you? I was like, no, I'm gonna leave when I see that goddamn minute start going. So, yeah. Hey, what point you knew you had on? I got a chance to win this. This is my show. Ah, like I said, when I went around the room, when we were getting ready to go out and do our sets and everybody was just talking about, you know, how they got other shit to do. And one of the sites to give everybody, she was like, A mentor coach? Yeah. So she was there for everybody on the show. So you do your set in front of her. So my second set, she told me something that was so goddamn real and just, she was like, however you started it, that's how you need to finish it. This episode has brought you in part by better help. 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Learn more and get 10% off on your first month at betterhelp.com slash thriller. That's betterhelp.com H-E-L-P slash thriller. That's me. She's like, yeah, I mean, and in my mind, I'm like, I'm finna show on my range as a comedian. Okay. Oh, they think I only can do these kind of jokes, I can only be this way. Well, I'ma show them, oh, I could do some angriestah, oh, I could do some political stuff, oh, I could do some, you know what I'm saying, cerebral, whatever. And she said something right then, it was like, okay, however you started your set, that's what you need to be consistent. And so that set the tone for me for, okay, beat my, just be as good as the last time I went up there. Now, I want you to elaborate on that. And what could have possibly went wrong if you would have showed your range? If you wasn't paying, if you're not paying attention. You're not consistent. You're not consistent. Because we saw, you could have confused the people. We saw one thing, and this is not your, this is not 30 minutes worth of comedy. This is not an hour worth of comedy. Where you can show them the whole of who you are on stage. This is TV in bits, in very specific bits. And the one thing that you could do is get this crowd. You got to get the crowd. That's, we know that from comedy in Atlanta. Yeah. The crowd is key. Yeah. So I understood that. I didn't know how to perform for the judges, but I was like, if I get this crowd, I'm good. And yeah, you just want to show that you, however you started it, that's the energy you need to keep do out. Stay in character. Come on, man. Come on, man. Stay in character. Come on, man. It's a competition. Stay in character. Right, right. This is, this is, you can be whoever the hell you want to be, but for this, it's best to hone in on who the fuck you are and what highlights you. Hey, you know what's funny about that? You know, some people ask me a lot. Like, hey, when such and such was saying this to you on this, why you ain't flip out on them? And da, da, da. I said, cause people don't know me for flipping out. If you don't want to see me flip out, it's that shit. It's not funny. Right, right. It's crazy. It looks deranged and it'll confuse people. Right. So I got to be hunky-dory and cool and blah, blah, blah. And you got to stay inside that vein. Right. Stick to the goddamn script. They don't know the Jack Thrillard that was stiff arm and security at the strip club. No, they don't know that. And they don't need to know that either. Yeah, they don't. That's a whole other part of me that don't even fucking matter to the Jack Thrillard that's supposed to be goddamn a stand-up or a comic or an actor. It's not funny. Right, no. It's not funny. It looked deranged. Yeah, it is. I don't look cool, man. And, but you sure are restrained too. Yes, it's restrained. And you acknowledging that. Like, yeah, anybody can flip out in, but what's this going to do for my brand? What's going to be the benefit for Jack and the Laura? You got, you're one of the people that damn Nick can interview anybody, right? How are you going to give them interviews if you don't choke three people? That they got on camera. As we know you didn't choke more than three people. Yeah. This nigga used to be Jack the Strangler. I'm just playing. It don't look cool, man. It don't look cool at all. You got to keep, you got to stay in character. It ain't cool. You got to stay in character. So you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm a punk. And I'm cool with it. Let's, when you win, when you win, Lance, come and stand it. Man, I'm bugging the fuck out. I'm like, what the holy fuck? First, I'm not tripping. The text I got, the calls I got, the video, people sending me video or the watching it was crazy. You just said some real shit just now. The text you got, the calls you got. I didn't even think I had your real number no more. I didn't think I had your real number no more. I'm like, yeah, that shit probably don't work. No. Then you want white people shit. I might go with the phone number down there. Word, word, word. Like you keep on topping yourself, man. And once again, this is gonna be the third time in this interview, I'ma tell you, I'm proud of you. How do you feel, brother? You're amazing, God, man. Continue success. Amazing, man. Yes, so what's going through your mind? You just getting started, man. Huh? You just getting started. Come on, Jay, talk me a shit. Talk me a shit. You're getting even more amazing, man. What's going through your mind? Oh, man, nothing, man. I'm really just cool, man. No, no, don't talk about when you win. Oh, when I won? What do you want? Oh, did I really win? I don't know about won because they shot three different intents. So yeah, two other people got hit with the confetti because they can't really let the audience know who actually won, you know what I'm saying? So boom, I get hit with the confetti. I, I, I, boom, sweep that shit up. You come out, hit them with the confetti. Boom, I clean that shit up. You come out, confetti, bye. And then backstage they tell me, you the winner. You the winner. And I'm like, for now or like, I'm holding the spot for the, they're like, no, you, you won the whole thing. And it's like, everybody, when you, when you lost, you had to go talk to the psychologists. Everybody had lost afterwards. They had to go talk to the like psychiatrists or whatever, make sure they was good, wasn't gonna do nothing. I ain't never talked to psychiatrists. I should have. I wanted to go because I don't know what to do now. First of all, they told me I can't say shit about it. And I know that they've got two other people that they recorded winning. So the whole time my shit is, I'm thinking this shit could just be taken at any moment. You know what I'm saying? Let me not fuck up. Let me not, you know what I'm saying? Like what the fuck, like, how does it work? When do I, okay, so boom, this is how you get this, this happens, then this happens. And then, you know, you out of here. So like I had to do, once the finale aired, you know, we had been taped it, you know, I got an agent. I did get an agent out of that situation, you know? And he started giving me a little work. So, cause I ain't had no work really. Cause that money kicked in and uh... What did you know? The money didn't kick in for a minute either. I really went on tour immediately. That's what, that's how they tried to like make you be like, all right, here, cause you're going on tour. 76 shows, 90 days. Yeah. And then the money was decent? Yeah, it was straight, but they also held your money too. Cause they was like, you got a certain amount for each show, but it was like a bonus if you completed the tour. And I'm like, damn, who not completing the tour? You know, like, let me add it, I need it. Let's go. And you on the tour with other people that was on the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, Dominique. Shout out Dominique. That's my home girl for like, yeah, yeah. You beat Dominique? Yeah, we should talk about it. I forget to ask you that. It was me, Dominique, Ian Bagg, Michael Palisac, and Andy Erickson. Shout out to all them people, all of them dope people, man. Yeah, still doing their thing. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, so it was dope. It was cool. It was quick. That's crazy. Smoking the back, you know, bought a PlayStation. I broke the window in the back of the bus like early in the tour. So the window in the back never full closed. How did you break the window? Trying to smoke out of it. And like, I got it, and then I got jammed. And it was still cool though. Probably spent more gas. Did you, did you, did your holes increase when you were on the show? Like you was still getting like the same Clayton holes? No, man, I mean, you know, I think the holes that's for you is gonna be for you. Bottom line. Yeah, it's just you would never see some of them. Right. Help me with that. What does that even mean? You would never see some of them. If you wasn't where you at, right? The holes that liked you would have liked you. They just had to see you. But because you on TV, you on the internet, you broadcast through the airway, they can see you. Oh, so you saying that the holes that I got right now, they always been my holes. Yeah, they just. But they didn't know they was my holes. Yeah. Bruh. They been they if they if they fucked with you, they fucked with you predisposed predisposition. Got you. You understand predicate. Got you. Got you. Nigga, you just fucked my whole head up with that shit. I'm telling you. That make too much sense right there. Yeah. I mean, if they coming around for the money or whatever, that's a whole nother thing. That's that's a whole nother can of water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But for the most part, those that's fucking with you. They was fucking with you. They just didn't know you was there to be fucked with. Gotta put it in front of somebody. You don't know what people like to eat till you sit it on the plate. Got you. Because the potential isn't right there. They can see all the nutrients and the nutritional value inside of me. They can. Got you. Exactly, exactly. They see you fortified with vitamins and minerals. Got you. That makes sense. I got it. 100%. Okay. All right, man, let's go to Hawkeye. And then I'm gonna come. Let's go to Hawkeye, bruh. You, let me tell you, I heard you was on some Marvel shit, right? I went and bought Disney Plus just to see you, bruh. You got Disney Plus? Yeah. You still got it? No. Okay, that's all right. If I come back, you gonna get it again? I'm gonna get it again. I think I'm gonna get the shit real quick though, cause I wanted to see She-Hawk. You want to see She-Hawk? I mean, it's a Meg the style you came here on. That's the reason why I wanted to see it. Yeah, I was gonna get it. Meg in the Marvel, in the MCU. Yeah. I'm all for it. I'm all for it, yeah, yeah. So let me tell you what happened to me. So I'm, I'm goddamn, I got Disney Plus because of you. And I ain't never seen Black Panther before. And I watched Black Panther because of you. And I was like, oh, this shit good. You didn't believe the hype? No, I didn't. I thought it looked like some bullshit on the commercial. Are you one of them people that, like if everybody say it good, you be like, that shit can't be good? 100%. All right. When everybody was doing real estate, I thought it was like, yeah, it's a scam. Yeah, it's a scam. I'm one of them niggas like right there. Yeah. Yeah, all right. When niggas was got everybody on crypto, I like, yeah, this shit a scam. Right. When everybody on Bitcoin, yeah, this shit a scam. I was right for the most part. Hey man, hey man, hey, hey. Staying on the porch has its benefits sometimes. You gotta sit back and just watch these niggas goddamn. Yeah, you'll see the shit unraveling. There'll be some stupid shit in the end. So I got this little groupie bitch over my house, right? I mean, I got this young lady over my house, right? She sounds about the same. Yeah, I got this. Did y'all edit this shit? I got this beautiful young lady, this beautiful black, young, Nubian princess from Wakanda over my house. Yeah. And I was getting, she was giving me some head and shit. And then all of a sudden I heard your voice and I look up and I was like, oh, it was shit. The Clayton on motherfucking hoax at that. Doin' some white shit. I done fucked the head up. She wondering what the fuck was goin' on and whatnot. I had to goddamn tell her to pause for the calls to watch your scene. You stopped the head? I stopped the head for you, bro. I don't know how to feel about that. Did I had to pause? I don't feel great. I don't know if I won't even hear this story. Da, you my dog. You went from seeing Black Panther the first time. To watch it whole guy. Get off me, bitch. Yeah. My friend is on television. Yes. Around a bunch of white folks. Around a bunch of white folks, man. That's crazy. Handling your business. Talking that shit. Hey man, the crazy part, I'm a Marvel fan. I've been a Marvel fan before I got the role. So I knew a little bit about the story I was goin' into. But it happened so fast, once again. Divine intervention. The Lord, you know, this is what he had for me. I auditioned the day before I had to be on set. Like, I got a late email. I got an email late at night. I got the email, he sent it probably about 10.30 at night. I didn't see it until like one in the morning. And I'm not even, I don't even really be checking my email like that, you know. So I saw it. Used to, I used to not, you know. But my people called it. So I saw it. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm just not seeing this. I hit them back. They're like, can you audition tomorrow? This is time. We'll work these decides. Let's go. And then after you audition, can you go get a COVID test? Just in case we decided to go. So I go through the audition. I'm zooming, but I'm zooming with the casting director. You know, they tell me to do it a couple of different ways. They send the audition off. Next day they tell me, you know, I got it. Come down here. I'm all set. I don't know what's going on. They don't even know how tall you is. I mean, yeah, I talk, you tell them on the thing. You tell them. Yeah, you tell them. You tell them. Yeah, yeah. But, you know. You could have been a midget. No. No, they ask you like, you know, you got to slate your height. You know, when you do the, when you slate. I know, I slate it before. Right, right. You be lying about your height. Yeah. I'll tell them I'm 5'10". I'm really 5'8". That's why. That's why though. Yeah. You got to give, sometimes the role is for a motherfucking, they need a 5'8". Hey bro, I feel like I'm 5'10". They need a 5'8", though. You know what? You want to be a 5'10", when they need a 5'8". You ain't never like that. They probably need more 5'8's than they need 5'10's. You saying I don't probably fuck myself out a couple of rows. Oh man, what's for you is for you. You out here trying to be somebody else. Yeah. I wonder why you're not getting the basketball role. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why they ain't choose me to play the Power Ford in this new move. I know why. Hey, what's going on? It's your boy Jack Thriller. We back for another great segment. This is one of my favorites, like I always say. It's love according to music's relationship advice. I'm telling you, you should listen to him. He went platinum off, giving out advice like this in song form. Hey, music, can you be in love with someone that you don't trust? That's interesting. I think, yes, until your inability to trust them is all you can see. Now, trust, that's the interesting thing because people lie all the time over little stuff because that's like a reflex. It's a self-preservative reflex that we may have. We don't wanna look bad. We don't wanna look like the bad guy. We don't wanna deal with it. We don't wanna, so we just, we may either lie or we may omit certain things so that we don't have to like, it doesn't have to go there. When you talk about trust, I think that that's a part of that as well. Now it's just a matter of you understanding whether somebody being full of shit is problematic or it's not that deep, it is what it is because we all do it to some level, to some degree. It may not be a full out lie because I know some people out there and we're like, I don't lie, I don't lie. Yeah, but you may not tell the whole truth either. So that's debatable. So the point I'm trying to make is, is everybody's full of it. It's just a matter of how much is it working for you or against you. Is it interfering with your ability to still allow this person to have access to you or not? Then there's the concept of, why exactly are you in love with this person? What is it about this person that you love so much and is it something that you're fabricating in your own mind or is it, that's actually how the person is because you do have people that are in love with the idea of a person, then the person themselves. And that's the kind of stuff that gets you to ignore all the red flags, like them not being so trustworthy. So like I said, yes, until then being untrustworthy becomes all, you just can't get past it. It's too big, it's causing too many problems. You got too many references. I can't love you through this, yeah. That's my opinion. I like it, I like it. Hey, I'm Jack Willow. This is Love According to Music. We over when we out of here. See you next time. Because you showed up different than what the paper says. Yes, yeah, they got what 5-H yesterday. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Hey, let's talk 85 South, man. Yeah. Man, how you get on 85 South, man? What is the origin of that? Man, that's just, man, me and Lowe go way back. So 85 South, that's really just the iteration of everything, all the kicking, everything we talked about is a place where people could go to kick it. We always used to talk about just riding down 85. He used to have a lack of this big old cat eye. You remember that? I remember that, yes. It burned up, it burst into flames. Yes. I wasn't there, but the nigga called me. Like, his dog died. He was like, oh man, it's all fine. I was like, I can't help you. I don't know what to do. Hold on, did the dog die in the car? No, no, dog did die in the car. What are you trying to do? Get this man in trouble? Oh, I didn't know you. No, there was no dog. There was no dog. I said he called me like his dog died. That's all I'm saying. Oh, okay, got you. He never had a dog. No. Okay, got it. And I don't remember him having a dog. There was no dog. It was never a dog. Okay, he don't seem like he had a dog. We ain't got no dog, man. I got you, let's go. I ain't got a dog. Do you got a dog? I never had a dog. Who got a dog in here? You know what, I had a dog. Nobody in here got a dog. Irresponsible. These people they can't care for themselves barely. We barely making it. Yes, yes. I got a child now. They want me to get a dog with the child. With a child is too much. They want too much from your ex. Who gon' raise who? Who gon' raise who? The dog gon' have to raise the baby because who gon' take care of the dog? Hey, bro. Hey, yo Clay, before you go on, let me tell you a crazy dog story. Hey, this nigga, little Duvall, right? He bought this girl a dog. It was a Yorkie. And... Wait a minute, cause this is a girl. Yeah, this was his girl. Okay, all right. This is before I moved to New York. He just was his girl. She turned into a basketball wife and some more shit after that. But anyway, he bought her a dog and shit. And she, she, he had a girl at the time that he was living with and whatnot. So he couldn't bring the dog back to the house. So he broke it in my house and whatnot. Mind you, I'm just the same way I am right now. I don't, I don't, I don't have a dog. And I don't want a dog. And I don't know what to do with a dog. Matt, so I'm calling him like wondering when he gon' come get a dog. Cause he told me he gon' come back and get a dog in two days. It had been three weeks and the dog was still at my house. And so I told this nigga, hey man, you need to come get the dog, man. For I get rid of this dog. He said, hey man, do what you gotta do. So I called my nigga Dwayne Boyd up, right? And I said, hey man, I got this Yorkie and shit. And he said, hey, you want you to put it on, put it on Craigslist. I said, how you do that? He said I'm finna do it for you right now. He put it on Craigslist for me. And he sold that dog for $15,000. And the girl called after, I sold it to a good ass family too. It was a doctor and everything that. I had seen the girl at a party about a week later. And she was like, when my dog, and I said he got hit by a car. She said, no it didn't. She started crying in the middle of the club and shit and all this shit and it chasing me around the club and trying to fight me and shit. What? Yeah. Shut up. She went crazy over the shit, but she would not come get the motherfucking dog. Yeah, she ain't want that dog. She ain't want that motherfucking dog. Them people really wanted that dog. Them people, it was a dog. 1500? It was a dog. Yeah, yeah, we looking for a Yorkie. Hey bruh, I'm a struggling comedian. I ain't never had no goddamn 1500. That's a blessing. That's a come up. I ain't even know people bought dogs for 1500. That's crazy. If I would have known that, I would have kept the dog and found another Yorkie to breed the dog with. Oh, you would have been breeding him. I would have been breeding the motherfucking dog. Well, would you take care of the dog? Good. I put the motherfucking in the closet and I would throw food in the closet and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wasn't finna breed shit. You wasn't finna breed shit. You was finna breed a lawsuit. You was finna, them white people was finna bust your door down with a batter and ram. It was so annoying. Them motherfuckers would not stop barking and shit. Yeah, this is a Yorkie. It's one of them little dogs. Yeah. With the hair. They got hair. They don't have fur. It was tripping. Watch out, these bitches got hair. It's not fur. It was tripping, bruh. Hey man, but yeah, back to 85. How does it, how does it, how does it tell you when you and Carlos? Man, that's just, Los was like, hey man, I'm trying to do this thing. You know, we got DC on here. You know, we're gonna get Chico on here and just want you to, I'm like, man bet. So I mean, we was there from, you know, when we was in the old Steve Harvey studio. You know what I'm saying? So when I moved out to LA, that'd be the gap in appearances and stuff, but that shit, that's family. So I fuck with Los DeLos. Man, what really happened at the Steve Harvey studio? There was a lot of myths out there. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. If I had to suspect, I mean, I was going in there probably smelling like weed. You came in here smelling like weed. Yeah. And we might've all came in there smelling like weed. Not that we were smoking in there, but we might've came in there smelling like, that's just where I always go. I always get harassed about, you know, having a little weed. Even out, you know, I'd be putting on those, you know, the spritz, but the spray cloud walk into it. Axe effect don't cover that shit up. No, I really don't know what happened. I honestly don't know, but it was the best day that could happen because you can't be up under nobody's fable. No, no. You can't be relying on somebody else's, you know, things, you know, anything can fluctuate in no situation. Yeah, it made it grow and it's expanding. It's expanding. And I always been saying, it's a network, man. Like, I think we always had some iteration of the 85's out show or what we wanted, you know, the comedy to be like that, kicking it shit, that after the club in the parking lot of the comedy club, talking shit-type vibe, that where we, you know what I'm saying? And it's not just like, we only got to talk about one thing or this. So yeah, I think what, you know, that encapsulates it. Hey, bro, you one of the best hosts I've ever seen do a host comedy shows, man. I got five on it, bro. Hey, man. I got five on it. When you're channeling your inner stand-up comedy show host, the Holy Ghost, what are you putting yourself in, man? How do you prepare for that? I hadn't, so with five on it, which makes sure you check it out. I hadn't hosted it in a while when I did that. I would host it a little bit every now and then. Chocolate Sundays. Shout out to them, everybody that did that. Hello, Chocolate Sundays. One of the best rooms in the country, definitely. Just fun room. So I would host that sometimes when Ron G. wasn't there, just one of the rotating hosts that they would use. Just hosting is like, you just got to set it up for everybody to win. Like, that's how I feel about it. Like, let me get this energy up here and you can just ride the wave of this energy. You can make the wave bigger, whatever you need to do. But I want to set everybody that gets up here a chance to win. Now, if you don't win, that's on you. And you need to reevaluate the shit, but I'm not going to set nobody up for failure, really. So when I'm hosting, it's just bring the energy, make it real, acknowledge these people, let them know, hey, I'm the host. We talk shit with me all night. That's what I'm here for. Like, hey, we gonna kick it, we gonna talk shit, whatever, when these comedians up on stage, give them your energy and attention. Don't be like, so you set the rules, you try to set the tone. Like, it feels like it's something you don't need to say, but I feel like it helps. Like, you just let people know this is where we on tonight, this is where we going. And let's get there. And I make sure everybody have a good time. Try to. Who's some of your favorite hosts, man? Who did you grow up watching? And give me present day time hosts. Hosts, I mean, we said it early, Steve Harvey. He wanted to, you know. Yeah. I think he can host anything. And he's figured out how to be him as a host. And that can be inserted into Miss America, Miss Universe, what he hosts, you know what I'm saying? I've seen him. I've seen him. Kings of Comedy. Come on, man. You saw it live in 3D. Yeah. 17 years old, bro. Masterful. Right? Yes. I mean, set up there too. Set up there too, I think. Yep. Yeah. I think you can just go back through all them comic views and Bruce Bruce used to do crazy shit. I feel like, oh man, so many. I feel like anybody that hosts the comic view or Def Jam, you got to put them in there. Ricky Smiley. Ricky Smiley's in there. D.L. Hugley. D.L. Hugley, absolutely. Because that was, at the time, it was a different animal. And he was Jonah. He was roasting. He was janking whatever you want to call it, playing the dozens. He was hitting the people with. I was seeing him, like one of the things he would do is like he would use like a yo mama joke. But he would flip it just enough. Or you know what I'm saying? Like it wouldn't, they would become mama jokes after he said that shit. So yeah, Robin Harris. Robin Harris. That's one of my comedy, you know, heroes, man. Just, I got to see him when I was a little kid. Get the fuck out of here. Not live, not live. This is just my parents letting me watch HBO. This is me being aware of the HBO special. This is me being aware of Bay Bay's kids before Bay Bay's kids was a cartoon movie. And then to see the shit become a cartoon movie and to have the understanding at probably around the time the movie dropped, like yo, they made a movie off of his joke. Not his stand up, his joke. They took one joke and made a whole film out of it that still hold up. That's a good as, and you know what I found out? Put me on, man. Same people that made The Proud Family is the people that made Bay Bay's kids. That's why they look like that. Yeah, Bruce Smith. That's why they look like that. Shout him out, man. Yeah. Shout him out. Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, bro. They in the same universe, I'ma say that. Hey, bro, nobody touches Martin Lawrence, though. Martin Lawrence, man. Nobody tops Martin Lawrence. No, no, no. Would you agree with that? No, I think Martin is definitely up there on the pantheon, if not at the zenith. You know what I mean? I love those words. Come on, man. Sometimes you gotta, yeah. I see what you just did right there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I gotta put that in my shit. Yeah. And I hear Martin brought me out on stage before it happened to me, man. How was it? I could have died. Yeah. I could have died, man. Yeah. He brought you up in Martin Lawrence fashion? In Martin Lawrence fashion. It happened to me, dawg, just before COVID. How was it? Man, it was a dream come true. I couldn't believe this was happening to me in real life. Hey, dawg, I had them forgot. Take me through it. Because Devjan, you know, Devjan energy that Martin had over that crack, like. And I don't even think people notice when I first went out to LA. That was probably like three or four years ago. Every white comedy promoter or person dreams of having a show like Devjan, or where the crowd is that enthusiast and shows that much love. And they trying to manufacture something that they never knew how to create. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so much of that was what Martin brought to that shit. Yeah. Yeah. So how that shit went? Hey, bro, I'm on the side of the stage. And I'm seeing him. He over here doing his thing. God damn, it got everybody going crazy and stuff. And I'm like, what am I going to do first? And whatnot. And I don't forgot all the shit that I was going to do. I was here. I don't forgot every goddamn thing. And he brings me up. Y'all give it up for Jack Thriller from Atlanta Joy. Yeah. Everybody screaming the shit like I'm somebody. Yeah, you are. Like they heard of me. Yeah. Yeah, they had. You know, they were standing up and shit. Yeah. I'm the first nigga to come on that shit with Michael Blacks and D-Ray and Bruce Bruce. Yeah. And yo, man, I'm seeing myself on like five different jumbo trunks. I got all my goddamn custom made fuckers out there. You got on that. You got on your Michael Jackson jacket? I got them on Michael Jackson pass. Which color? Black and silver and whatnot. The black with the titanium. With the titanium. And yo, bruh, I walk on stage. Everything come back. It's magic. And I see my big, see my body on one of the jumbo trunks. I see myself, my face on a whole other one. Yo, I look like a fucking superstar on that shit. And I'm seeing all these people taking pictures of a nigga that I'm thinking they don't know and whatnot. And then I'm hearing people saying, check through, check through, check, Rella, get the fuck out of here. I go up, I do my thing. I get off and the nigga say, hey, man, you was funny. It's fucked. He hugged the shit out of me and whatnot. And then I take a picture with him and then, man. You cried out your good eyes. I ain't dawg in my dressing room. Didn't come back. I know you did. I know you did. I know you did. Hey, dawg, I couldn't even watch the rest of the show. I was crying the whole goddamn time. Because come on, man. Come on. I cried the whole motherfucking time. I got to meet Martin Lawrence, but it wasn't under comedy circumstances. But it was still amazing because it was on bad boys on the set. Oh, wow. Yeah. So he was dope as hell. Make cool motherfucking. Watching him work is whatever line you give him, his brain, it processes like a computer. Whatever line is in that script that he's supposed to say, once it goes through his mind, it's coming out like 50 times funnier than anything you could have thought of. Anything that you don't have to be like, he just has a way of enhancing stuff. That's crazy. And Will, too. Will, both of them, watching them work together. That's me and my little brother favorite movie. I think my little brother, that's the first R-rated movie you took me to see. And I was like, yeah, man. You're just going to have to see these titties, whatever they got in here, man. Yeah. One option. English major. Yeah. Yeah. Talk to me about it. Oh, man. English major. How did you come up with that? Pandemic, man, talking to people. Because I couldn't get on stage. And that's important to me. Just being able to talk to people, touch the people with my words, spit some shit, kick some shit. I wasn't able to do that during the pandemic. I would go on live. And people were like, oh, you teach like a professor. You know what I'm saying? So then we started throwing around the little English majors thing. You know what I'm saying? So then I was like, yeah, I kind of like this. English majors, I think it represents a good deal. This is what I'm calling my fans. So we got English majors. We got English majorettes. You know what I'm saying? We got different divisions. But really, English majors, even I didn't graduate college. I did go to school. But I didn't graduate school. Come on, baby. Come on. But you were English major. Hey, Zenith, Antheon. Come on. You know how you know you were English major? Because you used the English language to get what you need out of life day in and day out. Come on, man. If you ever got pulled over and you talked your way out of that goddamn situation and still had a little bit of weed tucked somewhere in the gas tank or something, you were English major. If you talked to your girl and you got out of the situation, even though you should have definitely been caught in the situation, you were English major. I gave a girl crabs one time and we were blaming it on each other. And we finally came to the conclusion that she gave it to me. But I know I gave it to her. I'm an English major. You won't. No. But you would have been an English major if you would have convinced her that she gave them to you. That's where you want to be, I think, in that scenario. I'm not sure. This is a word problem I was not prepared for, Jack. Okay? This is English, okay? This ain't arithmetic. Got you. Got you. Nah. But now, yeah, in English major, man, that's just, you know, it's my school of thought, man. If you think like me, if you want to know more shit about shit, like I know a lot of shit about a lot of things, but I don't know everything and I don't think nobody does. So, you know, you see the little shit represented in here. You got the Salvador Domingo. You know, that's the nickname, popularized by the 85 South Show. You know what I'm saying? That's the first place I've seen. I heard you saying that on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry that I wasn't on that. I ain't know what the fuck was going on right now. I thought it was like the day after Cinco de Mayo. No, it's Salvador Domingo. Got your girl one leg up like a flamenco, you know what I'm saying? Make a bitch walk out there and come back with a mink coat. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Salvador Domingo. Okay, got you. It's Saturday, Sunday. Got you, got you. Show me a bitch that I ain't happy to see the weekend. I had a girl ask me, could I get a ticket to see the weekend next week? And what you said? No, I found out it was like 1500 a piece. Oh yeah. Then do it. You better see the weekday. Yeah, 100%. You're gonna see it Wednesday afternoon. I take it to see Monday on Monday. I take that bitch to Ruby Tuesday. You hear me? You want it? We go to Fridays, bitch. You hear me? We go to Fridays on a Monday. You hear me? 100%, man. Hey, man, so what's next for you, my boy? Hey, shout out to the weekend. I had a gold thriller, jacket thriller, money, snators. You got a little song and shit, that shit cold. That's how I know you Martin Lawrence and Florence, too. Yeah, right? Because that was always a cold intro. And I thought they took that from them announcing it, right? Yes, yes. That's what I thought that was from. Yes. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, so you know, that's DJ Weas right there, right? Shout out Weas, man. Going crazy. Come on now. Going crazy. Yeah, going crazy. And you know what I'm saying, we talk about this all the time, man, because I'm trying to get that whole goddamn channel, that whole Kid Capri vibe with Weas. I can see it. You know what I'm saying? I can see it. Did you feel the energy when you came in? Yeah, yeah, definitely. The vibe, hey, man, the vibe was there. Yeah, yeah. And it felt like, you know, and it was good. Downside music playing, too. You know, we was going back and forth over there for you, so, yeah. It's like, it's a real important to me to get that down south effect going on, no matter where we go. When we take this on the road, we taking the south with us. You know what I'm saying? And so on. Yeah, you know, of course you're going to pay homage, but you got to show the flavor where you're from. And people want to see that, I think. Yeah, they want to see you, man. Yeah, yeah. They want to see you. They want to vibe to what the shit that you vibe to. Right. You know what I'm saying? The shit that they hear all the goddamn time. Come on, man, they know what they like. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, we're going to bring a whole goddamn experience to them and shit, man. But yo, tell them what you got going on, man, and what's next and stuff. Oh, man, well, you heard about my lawsuit? Bruh. I can't talk about it. Well, you're a fool. But you heard about it. No. No, I didn't know you were suing nobody. Yeah, I don't think I'm supposed to talk about it, but, yeah. Who are you suing? Clayton County. Oh, you trying to get your name back? No, no, no, no, I'm trying to make their name. No, I'm just playing. But no, they was harassing people in the airport. Me, comedian Eric Andre, you know Eric Andre. So, yeah. They harassed him the same way they harassed me. So when it happened, I reached out to him, and he got the ball rolling on a legal team, these people from the policing project. Hold on. So that wasn't no skit when you said that? No, everybody thinks it was a skit. That's why I like to have to read it. I thought you was doing some David Chappelle shit. No, that was real. Yeah, I didn't know how serious it was. I ain't wear a suit. That's how I ain't know how serious it was. I was like, OK, we going to the press conference. Yes, come on, man. White boy? No, he comedian. The Jewish? Yeah, he black. Do what they had to show? Yeah, he Jewish. We handle a bus. Yeah, yeah. What did they do to Eric Andre? Harass them at the airport the same way they be harassing people, man. How do they do that? Basically, they harass you on the jet bridge. On the jet bridge? Yeah, why are you getting on the plane? Do you have drugs? Do you have this? Can we search? Can we? Well, you know, and they just, you know, harass and come to find out. I mean, people, I urge you to look up the story. But once you get to the facts, you see that we make up like 56% of their stops were black people in this program. And we only really make up about 8% of the people traveling through airports that actually fly. So, you know, there's a little disproportion. And I think it was 68% people of color they were harassing and for it to be a drug program or whatever. Now, this is all stuff that was found out through the legal team. So shout out to them. But yeah, they made three drug stops in an eight month period. OK. That's it. And none of them were significant amounts or anything. I think the most was like 10 grams of weed. But during that time, they confiscated or seized a million dollars from people. How much money they took from you? They didn't take no money from me. How much weed they took from you? They didn't take no weed. First of all, understanding this, I was going to LA. OK. I ain't got to take no weed. OK. I'm going to get it when I get there. OK. That's one thing about LA. I don't even see why. That's why I didn't understand the program when they were talking about they were looking for drugs. I was like, while I'm leaving. Who looks for drugs on the way out? And then once the information came back, I was like, oh, this looked like what they was doing. So, yeah, but that's what they were doing. And civil asset for a future was something I had just learned about. So this ties into the other thing. You asked me what I got coming soon. Promise you I'm going somewhere. Oh, shit, man. So I got the War on Drugs podcast. That should be dropping in January. OK. That's about the War on Drugs, as we know it, the actual origins, where it comes from. Told you, I love learning about shit. So that's where the English major shit comes from. You got to have the real Rick Ross on there. I want them for second season. We were trying to get them for this one. OK. We weren't able to work it out. But when we do the second season. Let me know if you need some help out. Yes. No, no, I do. I do. I probably, I'm hitting you now. That's my man. I'm hitting you live in person. Yeah. I'm reaching out. So yeah, it's me and Greg Glatt, who's an attorney who fights to get people who's wrongly convicted, sentences overturned. So that's coming out in January. And it just so happened that I was already doing this when the situation had happened to me. It had been happened to me. And I just reached out to Eric Andre about it. And once I started hearing about the civil asset for a future shit, I was like, oh, that's what that is. You know how you learn the new words you started learning about it. So basically what the police do is take your money. They charge the money. And the money guilty until you're able to prove that this money was never used in a crime. You didn't make this money illegally or whatever. So that's what they were doing to people. I understand. I got it. Yeah. So let me get, how can I get down with this lawsuit, though, because I was in the airport. And it was, I had on some sweatpants. And they were great. And a dog had came and smelled my crotch. I thought he was going to bite my dick off. And when I was scared out of my goddamn mind, can I get in on that or do that count? I don't know. Where did this happen? It was in the airport. Yeah, see, that's the thing. That don't count? If it happened until, first of all. I was on hard, too. See? See? He was doing so good. I knew he was going to come back. I thought he was going to get me. I thought he was going to bite that motherfucker clean up. This is another story I didn't want to hear. Gotcha. Who traveled through the airport with their dick on hard, man? And what are you doing? When I get nervous. What are you doing, man? You are a terrorist. You are a terrorist, man. You are going to jail. You need some lawyers. Can't be these. Because they working on some shit. I don't know if the dog turnt me on because he was sniffing too hard in between y'all. Because I was like this. Y'all be here all the time. This how it be? And we'll talk about it later. Hey, man, Clay, man, I appreciate you coming through the show, bro. The nervous twerk. Where your legs just start. It's like not a chicken head, but a chicken bottom. I was doing a chicken bottom. What is wrong with you, bro? Hey, you stupid, man. I love it, though. This is dope. I'm glad we here. Hey, man, I'm glad you came through, bro. I didn't believe you was coming for real. I know I postponed a lot. Hey, man, I need to get a 3X in that. You tell me how. I got you. What color you want? Oh, everybody, ClaytonEnglish.com. You can go order these. Yeah, get them. Right now, we took the, I think we roll. Yeah, I think we free shipping again. So, yeah. Because I can't buy shit. It's hard to buy shit with the shipping. I know for people. So sometimes you just got to tell me the price up front. No sneak, no pricing, you know? Yeah, yeah. And this shit was supposed to be $40, now it's $83. What the fuck going on, man? Yeah. What happened? Put it all in there, call it a day. Yeah, yeah. D, D. ClaytonEnglish.com, get the English major stuff. We're on drugs. Dropping in January. Listen wherever you can listen to podcasts. Yeah. Clayton English, man. New Jackthriller City, man. We just take us out, baby. Come on. Back with the feel, man. Let's go. Come on, we had to go. Take a boat, man.