 The cover of Zero Offense is literally three streaks, especially when they don't press, it's like free. It's like taking candy from a baby. Actually, I don't even need to press it. I don't even need to. Every play, like, it's just... Damn, I'm still in this f*****g offense. Church, I'm an Eagles fan. Go birds. A&O. Best team in the league. But the schedule's easy. Bro, how do you beat the other two top teams in NFC? How do you do that? And then they say the schedule's easy. Makes no sense. Cooper Rush, the Cowboys are better with Cooper Rush because they run the ball and they're more defensive-sounded. And then they lose. Oh, but they got a backup. They got a backup. That's another thing, Riggs. The Cowboys and the Giants be having the same schedule. You didn't beat the Vikings because you played in Primetime. Doesn't count. Swear to God, bro. This is literally... Bro, there's just no way we do all that to do that. I mean, you are dog s**t, bro. No, no, no. Come on, Ria. There's just no f**king way. Man, come on, Gilbert. No huddle. Oh my God. Thanks, buddy. Do all this to run base. I f**king it off. I'm just gonna get stiff-harved. Oh my God, man. Oh my God, that dude just bodied me, bro. I'm over this offense, bro. Oh my God, that dude bodied me. Bro, Ramsey, what the f**k are we doing? Headfakes don't matter. No, but you broke it down. Yo, yo. Hey, didn't he say his route running is good? Or is that he got the best headfakes I've ever seen while studying wide receivers? Yeah. There's some trips tied down. This is just running a bunch. I mean, dude, Jason Witton. Are we serious? 30-yard flats, huh? Little shady. Let's go Carmichael. Big body. Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. Easy claps. Yeah, let's throw that one in the trash, huh? Thank you. You thought that curl was gonna be open? You thought that... We're gonna know how to... Oh my f**k. Pick. Oh, he let him catch this. Oh, this is the ugliest f**king word. Hey, hey, hey. Oh my God. The cover zero offense is literally three shrieks, especially when they don't press. It's like free. It's like taking candy from a baby. Here, Cooper Cup. This one's on you, kid. Nice. I don't even need to press it. I don't even need to... Every play. Like, it's just my Witton turn around to block something. Oh, there's no f**king way you ran. Jesus Christ. X was the other side of the field. That was my bed. L.A.? L.A.? Little boys? So you get for having Tony Saraguso on your team. Okay, La. I don't know if I'm feeling... Oh, the fills win tomorrow. Don't worry, boys. The fills win tomorrow for sure. 100%. It's like, no way you do this. Like, there's no way a man has pride to do some s**t with this. Like, bro, I hate manning right now. I hate it. They're doubling up legends in October. It's cabral, like... Oh my god.