 Chad Johnson, Night Train Lane, L Roy, Max Crosby, Eric Dickerson. What else do we got, boys? I think that's it. How's Ocho play? First drive of the game, they want to know how he plays already. I'm pretty sure he's going to be 9-9 speed, and he's going to be fast. I don't know yet, though. He's always lurking. Why don't you stay tuned to the game, and you check it out how he plays. I don't know. We're about to play right now. Chad Johnson scored a touchdown. Who knows? The debut of Chad Johnson, Night Train Lane, L Roy, Max Crosby, Eric Dickerson. What else do we got, boys? I think that's it. Gun empty hawk early here, boys. Come on, L Roy. You're on the left with the sleeves. Oh, L Roy got the sauce. Hold up. L Roy, that's a three-man rush, man. Let's go, L Roy. Everybody on a streak. Oh my, uh-oh. Five streaks. He might know something. He might know something. Five streaks. OK, I see L Roy in there. I see L Roy and Max and Jack Young. Oh, this is a big white d-line. I can't lie, boys. My d-line is super white right now. We got Jack Youngblood. We got Jack Youngblood down there. We got Eloy Hershey, the Condor. Oh, he's going goal line against the big boys. Let's go. I'm going to be honest, my big boys aren't in on here. My white guys, let's see what he got for me. Come on, Bobby Wagner. Oh, he's passing. Not the best pass for my man, but you know, he gave his running back a hop. All you good ass to get your running back some opportunities right there. Always going to go for this. He tried it. He tried it, didn't he? How's Ocho play? First drive of the game. They want to know how he plays already. I'm pretty sure he's going to be 9-9 speed, and he's going to be fast. I don't know yet, though. Oh, he's always lurking. Why don't you stay tuned to the game and you check it out how he plays? OK, my quarterback running back combo looks really beefy right here, boys. All right, there's no way I spent that much money on you. You get hit stick the first play by Trayvon Diggs. Yo, Dickerson can truck people, right? He's like an all-per-he-can-truck. He can run people like, well, good tackle. I suck. Josh. Oh my god, dude. Who is that demon? Vince Wolfork? All right. Get me McCaffrey back right now, dude. I know why I have McCaffrey. I know why I have him, dude. God, give your playmakers a chance. Cool! I mean, we have to get the ball to Dickerson here, right? See what he got, right? Exactly. If he doesn't get a touchdown right here, I don't care what he else he does, he's done. I'm running power out. You guys know I like to jump right here, but we're going power for power. Eric Dickerson, what do you got, kid? I'm actually going weak side. We like weak side. It's rough. It's rough, really, when you think about it. It's really rough. He's going back to his five wide, bro. Hirsch? Hirsch? I don't know if that was Deon or Night Train. Five wide is really just goaded, dude. It really is just goaded, five wide. Well, never seen somebody put a corner out on that play. That was kind of, that was a dot. You know, hold up. Always going for two. All this dude's different. Hold up. Everybody knows this play. What the hell is this play on, dude? I hate Madden, bro. Chad Johnson somehow is on kickoff. He got head-sticked. Chad Johnson. I mean, you just got bagged out of your mind, dude. Come on, pits. The lawyer this guy might be goaded. Let's look at a lot of people in the box here, bro. OK, Dickerson redemption? Redemption? Dickerson wants to keep his spot. We'll see, vision. We'll see. We'll see how he does. Just don't run that five wide. I don't got to answer for that, bro. Thank you. Move, you just did it. You know, Hirsh, I need something out of you here, kid. Let's go, Hirsh. OK, OK. That's a little too close right there. It's definitely a little too close right there, boys. Chad. Oh my god, I was looking downfield. Holy shit. How'd that guy disengage that fast? Oh my god, dude. Chad, I'm giving you a shot. I can't lie. These Ultimate Legends are laying eggs right now, dude. What was that, Jefferson? I mean, god. Nitrene? All right, man. I wasted $100 today. I'll tell you that. I might as well have Shaquille Griffin out there. Dude started dying me now out of my form. Can't lie. These Ultimate Legends are looking really, really, really weak, boys. Luckily, I mean. Ooh, Taylor. Taylor, can we crib this Sherman? Can you block the right person for me? Sherman, what are you doing, man? We got these Ultimate Legends, bro. I'm going to be real. We do it all. Weze. I mean, Hirsch, are you rushing to pass or what, man? I would have played by Big Ben. I'm going to be honest, this dude Hirsch might be the worst. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All these Ultimate Legend debuts. And who is this still doing the work? Simmons? Forpass? Oh my god, dude. Like, what the? I mean, I've been getting the worst laterals ever right now. We're sending these boys. We'll be in pick six, Sherman. Well, how do you have time to do that, man? If you like watching, if you like watching in like, oh, oh, oh, oh, if you like watching in, you know, 360 HD and shit, dude, this trash. I see them all drawing forever. I mean, this dude is just getting rid of the ball, bro. Be honest. I feel like we're not covering anybody, dude. Like, what's going on right here, boys? I'm going to be honest, we've been blitzing everybody. And we got them. Nice job. Nice pick, boys. I put the whole hood on my back and bra shoulders. Flat zones inside the tent are just amazing, aren't they, boys? Got a deep zone. And I manned up Justin Jefferson. I don't have a flat zone. Hey, let's go, man. Nice. Nice. GGs. I can't lie. My Ultimate Legends were super ass right there, boys. Who is shedding my shit like this, bro? Was that the condor? Come on, dude. Who doesn't press? Eric Dickerson is going to drop this pass right here. It's going to be a free 15 yards. But if Eric Dickerson drops it, he's definitely done. Got to do it. Got to do it, right? Got to do it to him. Got to do it to him. Oh! Good defense. There you go, ED. Yeah, I don't know how we don't have alternate jerseys, dude. And honestly, I mean, most of the ER jerseys are trash, but if they put a lot of them in a game, like they do. Bro, like, we talk about every time we play Apex or Fortnite to skins, bro. They should have more jerseys and matter that you could buy. Nah, I don't know. Did Dick kill play a lot for the Eagles? Dick is not a damn Eagle, dude. Nobody. Dick is like a guy that you wouldn't even know he played for the Eagles. I can't put Dick on the Eagles team, team, dude. Even like all white jersey or all black jersey, even like basic shit. Like, we would buy it. Like, all right, night train. I mean, we'll see how I don't air escape. Oh my god, man. All right, Marcus Allen already looked better than my man, Dickerson. Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick somebody. Oh! Pick! Come on, Sherm. Coverage here, coverage here, coverage here. He might flip now. He might flip, he might flip, he might flip, he might flip, he might flip, he might flip, he might flip, he might flip. First cross I'm going to. He's just, maybe Cam is in it. Maybe I put him in too early. Gotta get him nine out of speed, boys. Oh my god, man, a random fucking run. Ah! Run again. Thank you. Where'd he go? If he wanted to pick that off, I'd have been disappointed. Come on, get out of there. It's a fat guy. Oh, come on, man! All right, we're going to try to escape Artis Glitch. Looks like it's a white guy. We're going to be trying to get by here, too, boys. I mean, well, he's open. We're going to try it again, same play. We're going to just try to let this white guy come free. I don't know who he is with the sleeves out here. We're going to let him come free. We're going to run around them. Want to make a play. Just like that. Yep, there it is. When I get better at that, dude, when I get better at cheese in the computer like that, boys, my game is going to go up. I don't know what he's putting his safeties in. Like, yo, like, I think he's putting his safeties in quarters, but he doesn't have zone drops on. So they're like fake matching. If you're out there, RTAB, if you put your safeties in inside quarters and you don't have zone drops on, they will match coverage. It's getting you killed right now, dude. Yo, that dude, hey landlord, you really, you really about to, hey, Ed, boot up, bro. My man said I want to crush skulls, bro. That's respectable. That's a good pick right there. See this guy, he watches me and Skimbo and things like, bunch is easy. It's not, bunch is not easy, boys. Trips tight end easy. Bunch, not easy. Good dot. Oh my God, that dude just bounced off him. Oh, what a bounce. What a bounce. I'm not going to blame them on my lack of defense right now, but tell them, A's, nice. Oh, what a dot by this gamer. I'm going to be honest, boys. I'm disappointed in these pass rushers, boys. Maybe I got to slide away from him so he comes a little bit more free pause. Oh, he ain't even blocking the fuck. Oh, no condor. Say it ain't so condor. Say it ain't so condor. Open, come on, can't put your hands out. Now you know something. How is this game close, dude? What did I do wrong, dude? Can I just not catch an interception? Come on, Cooper. Oh, that's not bad. Josh. I mean, that's literally like the best route in the history of the game, dude. I don't want you to be like that, bro. I'm like, good play, Taylor Mays. Holy shit. Well, Taylor Mays is cracked. Bro, this dude, Emile, whatever his name is, what y'all call him? Elroy, bro, he got to do something for me, dude. He's going for all inside here. I don't know how this game is this close, dude. Has this game looked close? Like, when you look at the competitors on the game, like, is this like, should this be a three point game? I guess I just haven't played defense. I don't know. Skulls, cracking skulls. I mean, I have everybody open. I just don't even want to throw to nobody. We're going for a touchdown right here. We're going to throw to Chad Johnson here. He has a 30 yard cloud. We're going to try to fit this in here, back of the end zone. That's not what he had that play. Who got shetted like this, dude? Like, what? Same thing, we're going to run it back, though. Man, I'm just getting shit like, dude. Guy has hope here, fourth and 14. I mean, I feel like, I'm really trolling right now. Like, what's going on? Can I make this feel good? Absolutely not. I really have to punt the foot with sky kick, so it like, waits for more time. Didn't get a lot of lift on it there, but you know. We wasted seven seconds, so you know. I'm really not going to change how I play defense. I assume many times I get in this situation and I like change how I want to play defense. Come on, Hersh, you got to get going here, kid. That's how we stop rollout right here. Hersh has not done nothing, literally nothing. There it is. GGs, Hersh is crazy. Oh, man. No, she whistin' we was still close. Don't cry, it is the beat. In turn, it'll take away your misery and make it mine, the evils. Dude, that's what I got. If I didn't run out of stamina, I could really score every, I could score every kick return, every pick return. That's what I got. GGs, though.