 Item number SCP-682-J Object Class Key Turb Special Containment Procedures The bestest lizard ever will live in a big glass tank with acid so that it doesn't get too big and nobody will talk to it because it is very tricky. This is a picture of the bestest lizard ever has a big teeth. Description The bestest lizard ever is a big wizard with big teeth and he can't die because he can turn into anything. Because he is very small because he can be that because he can be anything. The bestest lizard ever is also very smart. He has an IQ of a bajillion and one day he talked with a very small computer and they were both very smart. He eats anything and he uses his nose to do special eating so that he can eat anything. He can do anything! This is a picture of the bestest lizard ever turning transforming in outer space. Denderm 682-J-1 Portion of transcript of Boop Big Imwog, skipped to 0100 hours 21 minutes 52 seconds. Voices identified in this interview are Dr. Boop, SCP-682 and Personnel D-085. Now why did you kill those farmers? Rrrr If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into Rrrr I will eat you because I am the bestest lizard ever. Speak up, he says this next part to personnel D085. Move the mic up closer. I am very hungry. That microphone only has so much gain, move closer to it. His throat messed up, man, look at it. He ain't talking. SCP-682 is appearing to assault D085's body. I have big teeth for chewing. Dr. Boop retreats from the room and log. Addendum 682-J-2, log of event 682-J-E. Note, this is a picture he is eating the doctor. The doctors use the crystal on the best lizard ever. 0400, they touch the lizard with the crystal and it hurt him but not too much. 0800 hours, the bestest lizard ever had a crystal going on him. 1200 hours, the lizard is hurt. 1300 hours, the crystal explodes. 1400 hours, the lizard pops into little pieces but then the pieces come back together and made the lizard win. Picture, these are great because I didn't have any white crayons. Next picture, the lizard wins. For more experiments, now we're going to look at SCP-682-J's James' coloring book. Data expunged. Space frogs from Evil Toilet. Dad, don't dwell on my book. The lizard is mad at all the hooks. Best friends, the black thing was afraid. James, as your father I'm obliged to tell you that some of these don't make any sense. He quote eyes on his toes. No, that's stupid, you're lying. My best friend's having tea. And then he wrote the bestest lizard ever like a cowboy. BBFF forever. My pet rock. The super weird candy machine made a silly wizard that danced. Son, do you even have enough clearance level for this? Well, duck can't beat the bestest wizard ever. Two wizards. Can't hide from the bestest wizard ever. Look dad, my art is better thanks to the orange man. Son, that is great. However, your grammar is terrible.