Starring Donna Lynne Champlin Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger Directed by Aline Brosh McKenna
"After Everything I've Done For You"
Paula: Time for you to shut up! Time for you to sit down! Paula's tired of being your Sidekick, your henchman, Your eager-little-clown!
After everything I've done for you--
Rebecca: ...that I didn't ask for!
Paula: Do you have any idea the Work you're undoing? After everything I've done for You that you didn't ask for. Let's just say Greg isn't the Only one you're screwing. (spoken) Wanna know all the things I've Done for you?
I broke into Josh's old high School and made copies of all His grades. I "bumped into" Lourdes at Starbucks and suggested you be A bridesmaid. I blackmailed Valencia's boss so Now I control when she teaches. That's right, I make yoga class Schedules!
There's no limit to where my Reach is!
After everything I've done for you, That you didn't ask for. God, will your lies never end? After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for, the least You can do is be honest with Your mother -- I mean, friend.
What's that look on your face? You're horrified. You think I'm a monster. For doing your dirty work. You think love is stainless and Pure? But beneath all that fantasy There's filth and there's gore...
So now it's... Time for me to walk out! Time for me to say no! Paula's tired of working for No thanks at all, Paula's Gonna go! You're nothing without me And my creativity. I created you, You living in my womb... I mean Figuratively! After everything I've done for You I don't know why so now I'm Gonna say goodbye!