 I just I got my laptop stolen out of my car last night. I got to call the police Just hold on one second here. Sure. Sure. Mr. Walker. Hey, this is James smartwood from big news Do you have a second to chat? It's it's big news basically what I wanted to do was I wanted to report a crime I left my window down in my car last night Someone stole my laptop out of the passenger seat and so I'm just trying to figure out if there's any way in your You know as someone who is a law enforcement person There's any way you could take a look at it Yeah, sure one second, it's Sure no, I mean if it is something you could take care of is it something where you could go down there kind of get some Fingerprints check out the the security cameras and all that Okay But the you know, I'm just trying to the main thing though is I want to get to this laptop Is there any chance you could hop in the squad car, you know flick on the siren come down here And maybe like go under cover or something What can you do? Can you do anything? No, I mean, I'm not I'm not actually in you know, I think that's I don't have the authority That sounds great All right. Thank you, sir. I Gained the wrong number. I don't want to have in my number You just listened to a real prank call made by James Smartwood one of the cartoon anchors from Stephen Colbert's tuning out the New show on paramount and if you haven't seen it the show is hilarious It's really underrated and it's one of my favorite I think political shows and it's very daily show circa 2010 ask and I would highly recommend it to everyone, but they were obviously clowning on Herschel Walker Because of his honorary sheriff badge that he apparently carries with him Everywhere now as we talked about earlier in the week that badge confers no real authority Onto Herschel Walker despite his claims that it does and as the New York Times explains Georgia sheriffs were seriously handing out those badges like candy in a candy dish J Tom Morgan a former district attorney in de Kup County Georgia Who was elected as a Democrat said in an interview on Saturday? That badge gives you no law enforcement authority. He doesn't have the power to write a traffic ticket Now what I love about that call is one Herschel Walker did not seem to realize that it was a prank call And two there was a moment there where Herschel Walker asks Smartwood Well, can you do anything about your stolen laptop and then Smartwood had the best response saying Well, no, I mean, I'm not actually, you know, I don't have the authority To which Herschel Walker then is reminded. Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be pretending to be a cop So I guess I should do something. Let me get back to this individual So is Herschel Walker actually making calls to try to investigate this stolen laptop? Is he calling his buddies in the police department? It's just I want to know what's happening behind the scenes Just the fact that he was seriously taking down this individual's name who's coming to him with a real criminal matter I just I love it. It shows you how delusional Herschel Walker is he actually believes that his honorary sheriff badge gives him real authority now Believe it or not. That wasn't the only time that Herschel Walker was clowned this week So back in June we learned that Herschel Walker fathered multiple children that he later abandoned and even his own son Christian Walker called him out via Twitter. Take a look and you know my favorite issue to talk about is father absence surprise Cuz it affected me That's why I talk about it all the time cuz it affected me family values people He has four kids four different women wasn't in the house raising one of them He was out having sex with other women. Do you care about family values now? Christian Walker later tweeted wear a condom damn So Herschel Walker has been taking L after L after L now along those lines Comedian Jason Selvig of the good liars decided to actually Assist Herschel Walker and do what his son or try to get him to do what his son is recommending and he tweeted out We tried to give Herschel Walker condoms today for obvious reasons now the moment where he tries to give Herschel Walker a Fat role of condoms was actually captured by the recount. There's no audio here. So you can't actually hear what they're saying I'm sure that the good liars is going to release the full video here soon And I muted it because there's copyrighted music playing but just watch the exchange because as you can see Herschel Walker wasn't necessarily taking kindly to the The implication of the role of condoms just watch. Oh, it's so good It's so good. How embarrassing Imagine trying to be a serious politician failing at trying to be serious or trying to seem serious mind you But you just keep taking L after L and all of your dirty laundry has been aired I mean if you're going to get into politics, you've got to know that these things are going to come up and if you're someone like Herschel Walker that just has this gigantic list of Secrets of skeletons in your closet. You've got to know that running for public office would be an embarrassment to you But the funny thing is that it's not out of the question that he wins because he is at the moment according to the last poll That I checked still statistically tied with his Democratic opponent Raphael Warnock and the fact that this is even a close race Really is embarrassing. Now the good news is that the abortion story has apparently put a dent Into Herschel Walker's support because a small percentage of evangelicals who were previously supporting Herschel Walker Decided that the hypocrisy on the issue of abortion was a little bit too much But still considering how disastrous that story was for him You think that his support would have been further Affected right but not necessarily Because this is the world that we live in where Republican supporters don't necessarily base who they're going to vote for on policy whatsoever, it's just about who's part of their tribe either way I wanted to share this more lighthearted story with you because I know that the election season can be a little bit draining I feel election fatigue myself But stories like this kind of help to lighten them a little bit and just I don't know make us smile Which I think is necessary during these dark times So there you have it Herschel Walker taking L after L this week as well and you just you love to see it You