 Hello, people of the internet, and it's time. Markiplier has just uploaded his Wilford Worfstache Choose Your Own Adventure project. If you saw my last video talking about all the FNAF news, you'll know that I am so unbelievably excited to play through this. I always loved his Choose Your Own Adventures, and dude, when he mixes it with FNAF and Wilford Worfstache, like that is just the perfect combination. So frankly, I do not wanna waste too much time because I want to explore as much as I can in this singular video. And who knows, maybe you guys will want me to come back for more. But right now, thanks for clicking on the video. I am so excited if you are too. Smash the like, subscribe if you're new, and let's hop into it. So, this is the Worfstache Automated Interview Automaton. Like I said, I can't wait to hop into it. Smash the like, subscribe, and here we go. I'm so excited. Ah, hey bud. What's up? Well, that's terrifying. That's even more terrifying. Yeah. I'm just gonna turn it up a bit. Ah, there we are. Ah! Welcome, pretend I remembered your name here. This is a pretty good message anyway. I would not wanna be in the same building as that thing, I tell you me. I don't wanna be. Anyway, thank you, whoever you are, for agreeing to test out the Worfstache Automated Interview Automaton. Or rather, for short, listen for some quick calculation. All you need to do is sit back, relax, and listen for some numbers. Oh, okay. Here we go. I have no idea what you're actually going to say due to the fact that, as I said before, this message is pre-recorded. If you did hear something, now would be the time to speak up. Well, I'm telling you right now, I don't think I heard any numbers. It just, it sounded like maybe he was, you know, having a bit of trouble talking. I'm gonna sound, I'm gonna say it sounds like Nightmare-ish Gorgal. Garbage. Yeah, whatever I heard, it was not pleasant. Here we go. Permission. Please do not say the word Nightmare or Garbage or Nightmare Garbage. Or any combination of those words. Maybe that should not have been an option. It's just a little bit sensitive, you know. A little touchy-feely. My bad, my bad. A little touchy-feely. What will actually really touchy-feely, depending on your definition of touchy and faily, it's really gonna be fine. Ah, I see that I may have messed up. Oh, oh, and that's it. It ends right there. Yeah, so maybe there was numbers then. One, two, you. What? Sorry. I don't know what he's saying there. I'm sure you people can decode it. Also, that jump scare and all the animation so far are, God dang, amazing. I'm pretty sure Emil Mako is the person who made the model. Dude, mad props to you. You are so amazing. So apparently, there were some numbers in there. I didn't hear it. That's great, or bad, not really sure what you said. But I choose to remain positive and assume that you are still alive. I, sure, will go with that. I'm fighting well with unacceptable murder parameters. We're one step close to the mass production. The war demands more interviews and I can't be everywhere at once all the time. Some of the time. Even you might land an interview someday. That'd be neat. Probably not. I'm gonna be back in a few minutes. Go on to the next test. Awesome. Where does Hosea Asian, the fundamental basis of any good interviews, getting the goods out of those stubborn interviewees? True. Why he will say a word and you just say back the first thing bopped into your little head. Okay. People, right? Sure. Good luck. Thanks. Oh, God. Initializing word, association, training, train of call. Okay. Okay. Hmm. You know. You know, when I think of, yeah, so I remember when I was a kid. Okay. Oh, that doesn't sound good. Funny story. Funny story about that. Oh. Potato salad. Oh. Yeah. I win. Maybe not. The most dearest next to kid. I regret to inform you that your most despised has regrettably, but not unexpectedly, become recently deceased in the life to be be comforted in knowledge. Their demise was just as likely to be quick and painless as it was so an agonizing. He's not responding to his voicemail as the number has already been disconnected. Cool. Wow. Potato salad. Yeah. Don't know how you figure that out because it's pre-recorded, but. Speaking about something called a synthetic linguistics. Oh. But the point is you can have a good interview if the wire isn't able to conjure up the right words in the right situations. Right. So our friend is going to fire off some random words and you just try to spot anything that doesn't make any sense. Cool. Yeah. I never make sense, anyways. Because. Of course. No, no, I don't know how. It could be. What is happening? Oh. Basement. Basement. Dude, I. I. Pink. Like you must. I don't know what to think right now. I probably not. I'm guessing. Yeah, I'm. I'm dead. Kill them. I don't know if they're dead. I'm just asking. Can a man ask if someone's alive or dead? I'm dead. Hello. I died. If I don't respond. I've never gone. Couldn't flip again. So good to see you again. My truest. Ash. Still. There's still time. What? I don't know. OK, so I went back to the previous option and instead of saying, yeah, I'm dead. I'm now going to say he said potato salad. Here we go. Potato salad again. Yep. Must have really stuck in his head when you first said that. I'm guessing. Yeah. I don't know what you said before because as I said. Exactly. So how do you know? Well, I think that's all the calibration that needs to be done for now anyway. OK. Those are most likely nominal at this point unless I'm speaking to a pile of quivering meat that's been robotically smooched into the floor. Smooshed. By the way, we're going to take this bad boy for a spin with a full on interview. Ah, I don't know about that one. That doesn't sound good. But there's no reason to wait around for the wire to get bored. So let's keep it nice and limber while you sit back and get ready for the interview of your life. Hell yeah, baby. Let's go. Oh, have fun. Thanks. My god. Here we go again. Good evening. Configurations of being fine. Are we including, like, good answer? Yeah. Lower. Two times. So that's, like, ultra ego low, I'm guessing. Didn't know what. Yep, it is. Nobody. I. So, and it's been a while since I've caught myself up on the egos. But I'm guessing he's probably talking about him and, oh god, who is it? Damian, the mayor. I can't remember which one. I'm sure you guys will help me out in the comments. But what do I say here? They are both almost the exact same length. Oh god. I mean, I'm going to do both the options anyways. I'm going to start off with no. You can change and tell all the stories you want to tell, but don't shower. OK, yeah. Answer. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Jesus. Oceans, the path of the sealer to me. My sweet baby boy. Well, he should be anyway. He's a perfect scan of my noggin, so he better be a chip off the old block. Yeah. Oh, what a supporting role. I did such a great job. Still not sure you're alive, but I am grateful whether you've been torn to shreds or are merely drowning in your own tears. Magnificent. And now the testing is done. We can finally bring this monstrosity to the main stage. I'm sure you'll be seeing a lot more of the wire soon. Very, very soon. Now get out. Ah, see you. God, he's still there. Yeah, so I'm guessing the choice to put the who killed multiplier here makes sense, because the lower. All right, I went back and now I'm going to pick. Yes, it was his fault. That's interesting. Huh, I feel like that's very out of character for Worfstache. Is it going to be the same thing? I'm guessing it is. Interesting. Yeah, I feel like that's very out of character for Worfstache to say that he's sorry for what he's done. Because, you know, he's like the insane one going around with the gun. Bang, bang, you know. What a supporting role. Yeah, it's the same thing. Still not sure we're alive, but I am grateful whether you've been a stranger or merely drowning in your own tears, Magnificent. And now the testing is done. We can finally bring this monstrosity to the main stage. I'm sure you'll be seeing a lot more of the wire soon. Yeah, man. Very, very soon. I'll go, yeah. Who could mark? Yeah, there it is. Yeah, I feel like, again, it's been a while since I've caught myself up on the lore. But, like, Worfstache is the one who's going insane. You know, like, he's out of his mind. And for him to say, I guess this is his robot form, but he did say that it's like a scanned copy of his memories or something, that's very out of character for him to say that he's sorry. So that's my take on it. So this is, like, the second option. I think I heard numbers, and now I'm going to say, but you didn't say anything. I'm guessing I'll probably just end up dying. Aggression. And I'm dead. Awesome. What's he going to say, though? Mm. What? Accident. OK. What, when you killed that guy? Because he had the loaded gun. He didn't know the gun was loaded. Ooh, boy. I love this. I love that it actually has lore inside of it. Something that I probably should have expected. And I do believe that that is all of the options for this little choose-your-own-adventure. Dude, I love this so much. This is awesome. It's short, it's sweet, but it's so amazing. I'm really happy with this. I love the lore, too. I really should have gone into it expecting some lore of Wolf's Dash, which, again, I'm not all too familiar with anymore, because it has been a while. So tell me in the comments exactly what's going on. I'm almost positive that there's someone out there who has just like MatPat with the FNAF timeline, the whole Markiplier timeline out there with Damien and Celeste, do I think her name is? Celine, her name is Celine. Yeah, the mayor, Darkiplier, again, Wolf's Dash, all those characters I'm not all too familiar with just because, again, it has been a while. But dude, this is so cool. I love seeing him embrace this FNAF theme, I guess, and make a big project out of it. It was absolutely incredible. And personally, I do find Wolf's Dash to be one of the most interesting characters in his lore, so I'm very happy that he chose that character. And overall, just a very exciting project, and I hope that we can see some more projects soon, even if they're not FNAF related. I just fucking love what Monk is doing. So that's gonna be it. Thanks for watching. Go check out the video, link down below. Go choose your own past. Then again, I did get all of them, so. Thanks for watching, and I'll see you all on the flip side. Goodbye.