 You may think that the Baudelaire's ought to prevail and be tucked some place all safe and sound Count all love captured and rotting in jail. His hench people know we're around But there's no happy endings not here and not now. This tale is all sorrows and woes You dream the justice and peace win the day. That's not how the story goes You might think that two parents both brave and both true would live till a nice ripe old age But I'm sad to say I have bad news for you. The curtain rings down on this stage Yes, there's no happy endings not here and not now. This tale is all sorrows and woes My dream that justice and peace win the day. That's not how the story goes Once loved a girl and she thought well of me. We thought we'd be happy together But now I'm alone as you can well see and she's cold in her grave forever There's no happy endings not here and not now. This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that justice and peace win the day. That's not how the story goes Other dire hideous clothes You might think that three children would leave pleasant lives, but that's not how the story goes Some people smile at the end of the day Some people laugh I suppose But to me there's nothing but gloom and despair. That's just how the story goes Just how the story Love captured and rotting in jail is hench people. There's no happy endings not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that justice and peace win the day. That's not how the story goes Truth into a nice bright old age I'm sad to say I have bad news for you The curtain rings down on that stage Yes, there's no happy endings not here and not now. This tale is all sorrows and woes And your dream that justice and peace win the day. That's not how the story goes There's no happy endings not here and not now. This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that the justice and peace win the day That's not how the story goes No happy endings not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes But that's not how some people smile There's now been many years, months, and sleepless nights since I began to investigate the boat of their orphans But despite all my research, I have been unable to determine their whereabouts I cannot find them. I cannot help them. I can only hope that they're alive and safe VULTURE IN FRONT OF MY HELL