 what's up y'all um it's funny a lot of y'all write me sometimes and you tell me that you kind of surprised that I'm willing to you know tell y'all certain things that I'm man enough to tell y'all certain things well here's another thing I'm man enough to tell you about because you know men don't like their pride hurt men don't like to talk about things that hurt their pride or fuck them up now these didn't fuck me up like that but because of my state of mind at this time but this happened to me three times I'm like what so y'all seen the show catfish okay on on MTV well I got catfished three times I'm gonna tell you about the three times I got catfished alright one time I got cat fished um by this girl in Florida I met her on interracialmatcher.com her name was Brandy she was like this Spanish-looking girl these green eyes good-looking chick good-looking chick we started talking start talking you know eventually changed phone numbers and she was mad cool I really liked her like I planned on eventually taking a vacation and going seeing this girl cuz I was like shit I want to go to Miami anyway let me see what just you know check this girl out this and that she had a little baby girl she faked the picture for the little girl and herself I'm sure you y'all know that was funny was she would never show me herself on webcam like I always tell her that she was telling me she doesn't have a webcam but yeah let me see on webcam let's do a web chat you know she never wanted to do it and that's what I kind of started to get suspicious so you know I figured it out and I eventually just dropped her you know I just you know lost my feelings for you know whatever little bit I had you know I just wonder about my business what was funny was like a year or so later I ended up checking my space looking for her name cuz she used her real name I found her looked nothing like the picture and she had this slow way of talking and she like baby like that's how she talked I had to actually get used to that because she sounded something's wrong where she told me on the phone on time that she used to be hooked on crystal mat not told myself so that's why you talk like that she took it really well because a lot of people would have took that you know got really mad but we were cool to the point where I could have made that joke with her she was walking with her first she was like you hear what he just said he said I talked like this cuz I was on crystal math so she talked I did used to her voice kind of irritating second time okay this girl she used this girl was bad too she's the picture she used whoo and she says she was Armenian I forgot how I met her they got met her on my space that started talking to her she was real cool and everything but what was weird was I had a feeling that she was younger than what she said she was like I was like the voice doesn't exactly match the picture I picture a woman's voice sounding different than this you got what I'm saying so I ended up talking to her for a little bit she was really cool too and same thing it was the same thing it was like yo I you know when she at a point after you've chatted and talked on the phone you want to see him you know he kept making all these excuses oh you know I ain't got no you know so fuck you and she got mad too because what I started to do was I started to like drop hints like I was you know seeing other girls and she didn't like that it's like how you gonna fake me and then get married for me starting to chat with other girls so I got rid of her done what was funny was I called her one time how I called her was I called her and she told me that she was going on a trip to Armenia she had to use a special phone card to call me and she would use a phone card to call me because get this her dad owned a gas station so she bought one from him to use to call me so she ended up being 16 and that's why the voice didn't match a grown-ass woman's voice and I called her in her pick phone her friend picked up the phone I said hey are you doing it where she at oh oh she were at the beach she's down in the water I'm looking at what beach seaside yeah oh cool she was like uh yeah she already knew that she told too much girl called me back when my friend tell you I was like no worries she told me everything I need to know she's lying I just hung up on her got rid of her now last one is the fucking doozy okay this one actually happened before the other two this was when I was kind of exploring the freak nature of it so I would like go to different websites with girls was just trying to be you know freaky and you know I've talked to different girls online you know being freaky and sent me pictures and someone actually got on video chatting with me well it's one girl this blonde chick she was I you know I mean she's up chatting with me and you just talking all raw and dirty and shit and eventually I said well who could I call you you know I mean and she she was like well nah you know my place she's like I got kind of a deep voice she was I had deep voice I'm like yeah we now I didn't even think nothing I was just like well let me let me hear what you sound like you know well you know I kind of sound like Kathleen Turner and you know I'm like all right look let me you know I'm here to fuck you you know you sound like you talking all wrong and you know so I ended up calling there no she called me and when she got on the phone I was like this is a fucking dude and I told him it was funny because we had chat I told him I said you know what I said you are very lucky because there's a lot of men that you wouldn't have saw tomorrow with after doing something like this you are very very lucky and never said shit else to me you know I mean you got gay dudes out there acting like they girls putting up good female pictures you know I'm saying like yo catfish is some crazy as shit so that's the three times that happened to me three times fuck that three strikes in it out so from then on it was like look bitch you you don't get on the cam we can't go no further every other girl she would get on cam every other girl was cool so and I actually had some crazy some fun times the fucking internet y'all I gotta tell y'all some fucking stories man this girl Seattle this Ukrainian girl I met this girl from North Jersey just just crazy as shit but anyway yeah Tarot Magnus was catfish I ain't no punk I ain't afraid to admit that I got caught out there by ugly bitch a young bitch a fucking gay dude whatever at least you know I ain't fucked nobody you know I'm saying I've been different by the 16-year-old and then went down the far and fucked that ugly bitch then something's wrong with me for doing all that shit but didn't do that all right y'all Tarot and Crawley got catfish