 Excuse me love, do you know about rounds with Valentine's Day? You should come back to my place and be sat on my face. Hi, I was going to walk by here, but I was thinking, you know what, I kind of want a flyer. Okay. Did you like my rhyme in there? I see, I said all that and... I thought I was kind of laughing at you. You was laughing? Yeah. Okay, so I walked past and I'm joking. I said all that and it rhymes because I'm trying to rap and get a date for Valentine's. So I was thinking maybe... It is so random. I know. What do you think? Do you think it's cute? I've got a boyfriend. You've got a boyfriend? Well, I reckon I could still be your sloppy seconds. Excuse me ladies, can I quickly get your opinion on something? Do I know... I asked you a question first, I'm afraid. Am I a piff little buffting? Can I take you for dinner or something? No. No? Nibble of a muffin? No, good thing. Your digits for something? This is kind of new to me. But I think you're pretty and I don't really usually say that. So it'd be great, I was thinking maybe for Valentine's Day we could have a date. I'm 15. You're 15? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to bail because I don't want to go to jail. Yeah, that's all right. Okay? Excuse me, unless I'm dumber, can I get your number? But why? I'm a great guy. I'm fly. Can't you have two? I'm no. Sorry, I'm just looking for a date for Valentine's Day and I hope that you choose me. Because, yeah, I mean I'm looking for someone beautiful and you're a dead sir and from over there I like your red skirt. That's very nice of you. He can come along, is he big and strong? He likes rugby. Can you hug me? I can give you a hug. Lovely. Why not? I don't know what you don't think. Is he gay? Because I'm thinking freeway. You're not going to ask him. Girls, two of you, one of me. I call that Pins of Clock. We are gay, but it's work, I'm afraid. So you don't want to lift my cup? Come on, I'm going to chip off the old block. Sorry, excuse me, excuse me. Sorry, I'm dead scared. I really like your red hair. I know it's getting a bit late and it's cold. But for Valentine's Day I'd like somebody to hold. So maybe we could have a date? That would be great. That's so sweet of you. I'm a married woman. You're married? Thank you so much. I am indeed. Is your husband good at cooking? He is actually. Is he this good looking? I won't comment on that because beauty is in the eye. But thank you so much. Okay, we'll have a good day. Do you like it? Me too. I think I just did a fart. I think I just did a fart. Can you smell it? It smells a bit like tonic. That would be a great thing. And maybe you've got one of these lids. Can I get your number? Oh my God, you are a proper belter. Have you got a fella? Because we belong together. Ladies, I don't want to sound rapey. But like, could me and you or you? Babies? No? Maybe ladies? Not for you? Maybe soon? I'll take you to a bite of it. Maybe some stew? Excuse me. I know you're a couple. And I'm not trying to have a bubble. So if there isn't too much trouble, can I have your number? Sorry. You're from Norway? Yes. Ah, Boutesira. We switch sides, right? Yeah. Yeah. I went to uni in Norway for a while. One, two, three, four, five. Can you tell me the way to eat your knickers? Your knickers? Because I'm in for some raw business. I'll give you four fingers. What? Oh, you can't hear me. It's all right. It doesn't matter. I said, can you show me the way to your knickers? Because I'm in for some raw business. I'll give you four fingers. That was embarrassing. Come on, let me stop you for a second. Have you eaten? You're eating? Mm-hmm. Can I go with a mouthful? Mm-hmm. Oh, thank you. What are you saying? I'm looking for a date for Valentine's Day. Would you be late? I'm being for real. We'll take you out. We'll have a meal. We'll have a drink. What do you think? Why? But I had to give it a try. I see. Okay, I'll tell you what. I think you're a stunner. Can I quickly get your number? Once again? I said, I think... Actually, it's not very well. I think you are a stunner. Very beautiful. Can I get your number? Because your booty's full. Okay. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, one more time. Okay. Alright. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Look at the camera. Let's do the emojis. Okay. Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.