 Have you heard of Linux? Linux? Isn't that a server operating system? I'm not a cheapskate. I'll pay for my Windows. Linux, yeah, that's some sort of skin condition, right? Of course, Linux. He's the guy on the Russian flag. Do you ever use a terminal? The terminal? You kidding? What, did I travel back in time? Is this the 1970s? The terminal? No. I already told you. I use Windows. People that do things in the terminal, they're just show-offs who would rather do things the hard way, just to make themselves feel smarter. No, you shouldn't have to do all of that typing. Typing is for try-hards, right? The terminal, it just slows you down. Have you tried a Tiling Window Manager? Heck no. Nobody can use those things, all those keybundings. You can't possibly remember all of that stuff. What do you think I am, my hacker? No. Tiling Window Managers are for people that are trying to compensate for their lacking in other areas, especially the men that use Tiling Window Managers. Tiling Window Manager, is that some position at Microsoft? Do you know who created Linux? That guy, the Norwegian guy. I'm guessing Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, a great man. No actually, it was created by a man called Linus. Ah yes, the tech tips guy. Come on now, if Linus created it, you know Anthony helped him. Linus is cool, but I prefer Marques Brownlee personally. Have you heard of GNU? Gazuntite. What? What do you think about open source? Open source? I knew that Linux thing was a skin condition. Why do you use Windows? But you have to use Windows. This is a trick question. I use Windows because Microsoft respects its users. Cortana told me so, and I love Cortana. That sexy voice, the way she kind of flirts with me. She's almost, it's almost like she's saying that if I were an AI, me and her could get together and make hot AI love. I can't even say it with a straight face.