 It's me Ethan Nester from 2015 here to tell you from the past You got to take advantage of the show tickets that are on sale right now, but where are they? I'm so glad you asked. There are so many cities around the United States and a little bit of Canada is New York one of them You bet it is how about Pittsburgh. Yes, Indianapolis. You're too late I have to do this dot show and get your tickets now before it's too late. It's me from the past You know it's interesting to me There are certain phrases that like young kids are saying these days that like or like whatever I don't get it But some that I'm like damn. I wish I had that Like dude like that's cap. It's so funny to me like yo, that's cap Or like yo, that's yo fax man fax like cap makes no fucking sense to me at all whatsoever Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out. I was like what does that mean like capital punishment? I don't understand You know what? I really like what when people say that something's meant I Something that I do now, and I think it's just because I have a lot of friends that are Australian or like in the UK is I end Sentences with yeah a lot where I'll be like we're going out for dinner tonight. Yeah, and like a lot of people don't Jump down the thing I'm a bunny Greg Brilliant for me would be so try hard if I was if I tried tossing that to a normal conversation Greg can be invisible You know I've been dropping shitter a lot. I like shit guys Greg can turn invisible by the way. That's the So can't wait. Are you in a chair? Yeah, I'm in there. You are I'm cruising this probably she right now, man Or So sick in the streets. Oh god In the streets. Yeah, I don't know why that's my go-to, but it's really I'm cold come on come my leg off What the fuck is that your back friend? Oh shit? Wait? Shit what's going on Christian? Are you being followed? No, sir. No, sir. Oh my god. Someone got chaired I wasn't playing a touch of the skill check. God damn it. This game is fucking kind of cool. No, I'm about to pop the Jenny Someone just clapped me. No blame. Yes, I know Blaine a lot Sorry, I'm screaming You're safe. Yo, if I don't get MVP this round you guys are not my my cool home There's no way he'll notice I'll tell you what's better than anything else hoggers, dude Oh For sure which which terminology in real life though. Oh, yeah, it's a queen Bro, I call I call my cats chat the other day many moons ago I called my chat babe and that they didn't let me live down and down for a bit You ever call your chat mom on accident? No So embarrassing have you done that Chris? No Oh He has no clue he has no clue And I got Greg women that time where we gold again out of your food grass Oh, I like the wiggle in this game so much better No No, no look straight ahead brother look look look this way ready That's like that's like Hatch Yo, how funny is it like in me? I'm the real like we're all grown men, right? And you turning into like a you turning into like a little object to stay in there and like chillin is so funny Think about it. It's so good Shit nice Greg EG's Greg with the dub Do you know that dude guys should we kill it? Oh Chris is killer Chris looks like what the witches might look like and like focus focus to yeah Village vibes right here. No, dude. It's uh, it's the vampires from Scooby-Doo the hex girls. Oh my god. Are we all gamer girls true? Okay, you basket fuck You can't catch me this one's for the chat. I feel like if you pay attention Oh Shit I'm your mug your mug Whoa, I like how the the props start to Get them out get destroyed a little bit. Oh my god, Chris. Oh, you're a potato How fucking dare you how dare you sir, dude, I cannot get Again Sacrificing Oh Chris what's new about the new the new season you just slide there's new guns new math you can slide Yeah, dude, you can get spider-man's webs Dude web me up, baby. Oh I got stuck Chris stop Is Ariana Grande in fortnight Yeah, yeah, yeah, well how much money do you think she got paid for that? She probably got an easy mill or a couple mill for that had to have been a couple Do you guys think that Ariana Grande got paid in v in v-box Beaver money How many pounds of ground beef do you think I'm a night all right Was in was getting paid a million dollars that would be a hundred and forty seven two hundred and seventy five ground beef At six forty seven a pound It doesn't stop the I'm gonna leave you on the ground that's so much ground beef A pound to a pound and a half make four burgers Chris, I don't get what that is that CCTV? So that means a quarter-pound. I don't know what it does. Oh Me there's a guy healing you right now Point to five so that's thirty six thousand eight hundred and eighteen burgers Dude, she could feed so many people in burgers. How many burgers get sold Finally got this how many burgers what how many burgers get eaten or sold in a day Hey, how many this burger data roughly breaks down as forty five hundred burgers every minute 6.48 million burgers every day. That's just McDonald's Counting all the other burgers. No. There's so many other burgers. No, dude. I'm a killer. Let's go. I can't Is it hard? No, you're gonna you're actually gonna be you're probably probably gonna win and do well Yo, I love this notion has no idea. This is I literally don't yeah Give me a give me a man. We did it night. You know what I mean? Oh Man, it's not letting me be Yeah, oh you toxic killer I'm toxic I'm sleeping under. Yeah, baby Yeah, baby Nice E. Do you remember the time? Oh shit Get away but This isn't like little league baseball. Is it? No, it's not like everybody. I remember backyard baseball Yes, yeah I was too cool for that. I'm gonna Yeah, I was Yeah, I'm playing warcraft. I did just pop a Jen and rest two people. I want to Jump little legs on this fire. It's kind of nice actually. Do you see this? Oh my god? Oh my god. It's not the best. What are you? What were you? Were you a McRib? You look like a McRib or like a thing of interest wizard right now by the way Yeah, what the fuck is that Oh Guys I'm dead and I did so much for this team Why is John Cena been following so many people because he's running for president Is he actually I have no idea but he's been following like streamers only fanners Frickin content creators you I haven't got a file yet That would be so odd as someone who works on only fancy Yeah, like you're posting that your promo pics and you're showing what's good and like John Cena's like just liking it Like it's up. Wait guys that means that we can DM John Cena You know, it's funny though, I didn't follow him back. I don't know if I followed him back either Because it's clearly like not him. It's like it's like an assistant or something. Yeah, I didn't I didn't follow Because there's no there's no shot. He's like actually like going on his way to follow me There's no shot. What do you guys think about playing fortnight? So we could do four or We could do the Wikipedia speedruns Oh the Wikipedia speedruns would be fun for sure. All right, then we're gonna do some wiki speedruns bad And I uh wiki feet on accident you say Did you actually go to wiki feet? Yeah, it was saved because remember on the other night we did prop on it wiki feet was there