Here was the news!
Welcome to the NGamer review of the year 2010. Presenting the most important world events and some minor football disappointments, hastily converted into five-second WarioWare microgames.
Starring Mel Gibson, the Stig, Princess Diana's ring and the inimitable Cat Bin Lady. And some others.
Those headlines in full:
- Volatile Hollywood star sets new standard
- Posh car drives slowly through warzone
- Mystery driver revealed to be some bloke
- Politician in promise breaking shock!
- Massive sparkler magics away recession
- Gulf of Mexico rendered horrible
- Men avoid contact with wives for two months
- England's comeback forbidden by officials
- Spy camera catches Cat Bin Lady in sinister Cat Binning act
- England's home advantage forbidden by officials
As featured in NGamer magazine issue 58. Happy Old Year, everyone!