 Guys, what's up? We're here on Sportsman Light Conduct with Gav Embry. We know it's been a while since you've talked to us, and we've done a lot of things, but we're ready to talk some NFL, talk about our teams, talk about my team who sucks, talk about Bree's team who is out of nowhere, just probably one of the best teams in the league right now. Tell me where they're coming. So, I mean, like, we could start anything. We could start things. Giving games, we could start there. We could start on your day, because that was probably a better time than mine. Yeah, my Sunday was a lot of fun. It snowed too, which is pretty cool. It was just like a really cool atmosphere. The Pats are back, whether people like it or not. They're back. The Pats are back. So, it was just like a really cool day. Yeah, you on the other hand. Well, let's just talk about your team first, because that's good stuff. I had a fun time. I did. Before the game and after the game. Both experiences amazing, great. During, let's just not. Let's save that. But, I mean, let's get into it. Let's talk about the Patriots and what they're going to do in the damn playoffs. Listen, so, okay, so here's the thing. As I said a couple of weeks ago, I drank the Kool-Aid. I'm full in on this team and it week after week, they just prove more and more. You're right. I was right. I think it's going to be really telling what happens with these two Buffalo games and then that Colts game that's sandwiched in the middle. If they go 3-0, great. Perfect. That'd be awesome. 2-1. I mean, I'll take that. You go at least 2-1 in this three game stretch against the Bills twice, which is massive. If they somehow are capable of just splitting with the Bills, I think that's a success. The Colts are the Colts. I mean, Carson Wentz is still Carson Wentz. It's asking a zebra to change its stripes when it comes to him, but I really think this Pats team now has that rhythm, has that comfort level with each other, playing with each other that they can actually make some legitimate noise in the playoffs. Right. I think they really, really like Matt Jones. Yeah. He still shows every now and then that he's a rookie, but my God, is he good? He's smart. He's smart with the football. He's smart in his decision making. He's not making mistakes like other QBs are doing in the league that are veterans. No. He's doing it. He's not doing that. Yeah. Then I saw something today that had the Patriots Super Bowl odds. So let's talk about that a little more. Think about where we were like a month ago. They had just lost to the Cowboys and I'm sitting here. I'm like, shit. And then now people are talking about the Pats going to the Super Bowl. Like what a crazy freaking month this has been, but listen. So Brady Belichick Super Bowl? That would be incredible. I don't think I would survive. Yeah. I don't think that you would either, but I would really like to see that game happen. Because obviously I'm a Patriots fan before I'm a Brady fan, but holy shit. Like rooting against Tom Brady just sound like I hated it for the regular season box game. If it's the Super Bowl, are you kidding? Well, the Patriots have better odds to win. As of right now. Yeah. It's crazy. I don't know. I don't want to get, that's the thing. People are, I think, getting far ahead of ourselves here with this. Like let's just, let's win the division first. Right. Take it step by step. I mean we, yeah. It's better than not to say that I don't think that there's a legitimate possibility of them going the distance, but like let's just reel it back in for a second. Let's go one game at a time. Let's just, let's relax. Let's get through these Buffalo games first before we start talking about Super Bowls. Like I will be at that Buffalo game. I know. I'm excited. It's going to be, it's going to be so cold. It's going to be so cold. It's probably going to snow and that's fine because I won't have to watch my team lose a football game this weekend. And that's the best thing that they could do for me. Yeah. Happy bye week. Happy bye week. This couldn't have came at a better time. Like we needed a bye week more than anybody right now. I honestly think you guys as fans needed this bye week more than the team actually did. I can't listen to what anybody is saying right now. Brown's fans. I love you guys, but we have the most delusional fan base of all time. I saw Baker's wife was doing her thing on Twitter again too. Did she, what'd she do? I didn't even see anything that she did. Something about, somebody tweeted about how like they don't want the team to be cute. Like they just want the team just to play and she was like, Oh, well, I think these picks are cute. Like, okay. And then what's your husband going to do? You had to throw those, throw the picks. Lamar threw four picks. So we had four opportunities to capitalize on a turnover and what the hell did they do? I just had to watch our team do zero things. So we scored 10 points. We scored 13 against the Lions. We scored 10 against the Steelers. I dare the Cleveland Browns to score more than 13 points sometime from now to the end of the season. Cause I don't know if they can do it. I really don't know. I just don't understand what the deal is because it's not like you guys are a bad team. You guys have talent. They just can't like, they just can't all get on the same page. Something has to go wrong from somebody each week. And I just don't know where to, well, I know where to start, but I'm just not even going to go there. I won't even, I won't even go there. I don't even go there. However, shout out to the Ravens for being first place in the AFC. Yeah, would have been nice if your dumb football team could have won that game. You know, you're telling me. You're telling me to be sitting pretty in that number one spot right now. I'll settle for two, but one would be nice. Right. You're telling me that would be nice. However, even without that, Kareem Hunt's dad went on Facebook to say that Baker Mayfield should not be the quarterback of our team. This is the second dad. It was like right after the game, maybe even during, I don't even know when it was. Are you serious? Yes. First of all, what is it with these parents? Cleveland Brown's dad's talking about our players on the internet. I don't know. I don't know. They were, and then people started posting about it on Twitter and everyone's like, deleted, deleted. We're like, no, it's already there. It already happened. But yeah, I don't know. It's basically the Cleveland Brown's dad's versus Baker Mayfield. And you know, that's not going to set up your locker room for any success. Yeah, right. In any way at all. But if I was, if I were these guys, I would tell every single person in my family, if you don't have anything positive to say on social media about my career and the people I do it with, put it away. Don't say anything. Turn the phone off. Throw it in the river if you need to. Right. Because this is, oh my God, it's more harm than good, obviously. And it's the second dad in the matter of a month to do this. Oh yeah. Not that I disagree with what he said. But you just shouldn't. He shouldn't say it. Kids are adults. If they have issues in the workplace, they can handle it themselves. You don't. Right. They can take it up with somebody else. Daddy to go to Facebook and say, Baker Mayfield. However, I think it was in the middle of the game, which makes it like not any better. Like it just makes it completely worse, which is funny. So yeah, it was just this long paragraph of things that I just, I didn't even read it all because it was like, I can't do this right now. I'm sitting in Baltimore, Maryland watching my team lose, watching Lamar, throw four picks, still beat my team and cream hunts dad tweeting. Facebooking, my bad. Even worse, Facebooking, Facebook. However, a positive note of this experience, the tailgate scene there was awesome. Really? It was so great. We go in and first off, there's food everywhere. There's alcohol everywhere. They give you four drinks at a time. That's unheard of. They give you shots. We're getting shots. We're getting drinks. We're getting hot dogs. They had steaks there. And then they had Joey Chestnut on the side there. What? Oh, I can't. Just the thought of eating that many hot dogs. Yeah, I can't. He's sick. He is, but then they had a wing eating contest that he hosted. And the person went, yeah, it was nuts. Like that part was cool. That part was crazy. The inside of the game, I got shoved by an old man, shoved him back, shoved me, shoved him harder. And then he said, don't do that. But other than that, 10 out of 10 experience. My God. It was just, it was nonstop chaos from the time we got there. One last thing before we move on from this topic, when I say this is chaos, I can't even make it up. We get there. We are two minutes away from our hotel. We're in the car. There's a guy on a bird scooter with a Baker Mayfield jersey guy on a bird scooter with a Nick Chubb jersey. They run into each other, both fall on the ground. And I'm like, this is how the game is going to go. This is how it's going to start getting the elevator of our hotel. The one guy, the Nick Chubb jerseys there with an ice pack. Nice. And I was like, Hey, I saw you wreck that scooter. And he goes, Oh, okay. Okay. But yeah, that was my time. That was a Cleveland Browns. Can't lose somebody like actually says that to you. You just got to own it. Yeah. And then you go, huh? Yeah. Laugh. Can't just sit there. Act like you didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. That was my time in Baltimore. And that's what is happening. Shout out to the Cleveland Browns. Shout out to the Baltimore Ravens actually. Man, would have been nice to sit in that one seed this week. But what the hell else happens? The Thanksgiving games are really throwing me off. The Thanksgiving games were okay. So the Raiders and the Cowboys, that was cool. I liked that. I like to see that. Yeah. Everybody knows my anti Cowboys no offense to the Cowboys fans. Just just how it is. That was nice to see. And then I, we did just like fun. We bet a little bit just to make it fun. And we took the underdogs in every single game. Naturally, when you're leading off with the freaking Lions, you're right. You're setting yourself up for, but it was like a lot, the last second field goal. They're just so stupid. Okay. The coaching staff was a mess there. The Lions are cursed. They're just so bad. They're not going to win a game. This was their chance to win a game and they're not going to do it. And then Swift got her too. So that was like, all right, it went from worse to even more worse, whatever the hell is worse than worse. That's what happened. That's the Lions. I just, I mean, I should have known not to even remotely consider putting any amount of faith in the Detroit Lions. But it's a fun thing to do because or else I wouldn't have given a single shit about any of these games. Yeah, because, yeah, because the bills won. So it was like, oh, and that game was like tear, it was terrible to watch. They weren't good, but they still won by a lot. Yeah, Josh Allen, remember that regression thing I was talking about? He's so good. It's starting the poop. No way. He's so good. Josh Allen's good. They don't have an online. They don't have a running bag. Put Josh Allen. Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. Put Josh Allen on the Browns roster right now. Yeah, they win football games. Yeah, they do. I don't know. There's, there's just little flashes of it here and there. Would I want Josh Allen? Yes. But we'll see. We'll see what happens on Monday because that's like, that's a big deal. That's a big deal. But yeah. Cam Newton. What the hell happened? What happened? I knew this was going to happen. I knew he was going to go out there. He scored those two touchdowns the very first game. Everyone's like, oh my God, this is so great. The Cam Newton comeback story that's going to happen hyped him up. He set himself up for this. He was five for 20. Sam Darnold could have done that. Damn it. And I was excited for him. I really wanted this to work out for him. I really did. Oh, it just, God, that sucks. Right. I wanted it to work out for him. It's just not happening. Good thing you guys have Mack Jones. How went in? PJ Walker? I don't know. I was driving seven hours away, so I couldn't even watch it. All I did was that. Oh man. He had two receptions and five complete passes. Oh, I mean, Miami is also kind of hot right now. Yeah. I don't know where. Yeah. That sucks. I still don't like him. I really wanted this to work out for Cam. And if this was going to be it, I wanted it to go out on like a high note for him. It doesn't seem like that's going to happen. No, it just does not at all. It sucks. Joe Burrow had a nice day. Yeah. Are the viewers still dealing with those COVID issues? I don't know what the hell they're doing. They're not winning. They're not good. But like, I just don't, I thought that game was going to be like relatively like better. I mean, it was a division game. Like I thought maybe right. Like I didn't think this Bengals were going to score 41 points to their 10. I'm trying to think trying to think of what else Leonard Fournette single-handedly won me my fantasy week this week. That was insane. He said Jonathan Taylor, who tossed up a solid 44 points. I won highest score in the league this week. So I got that extra 50 bucks, which is great for me. I can pay some bills. Not that 50 bucks is a lot of money, but it helps. Gronk is back too. I had him in there and it was just like, it's great. The bucks, when the bucks are healthy, man, they are good. Everybody's all in on Green Bay. I am. That's for sure. The bucks don't, especially come December, don't sleep on Tom Brady in December. He is like a man possessed once that calendar flips. I don't know what the hell it is, but like that extra gear just goes. And he's, he's nuts. So just saying, I wouldn't be surprised if we end up with a NFC championship rematch. Obviously that is contingent on seedings and everything, but I don't think, I really don't see the bucks losing because their schedule is like ridiculously easy for the rest of the season. Yeah, I just, I can't picture them losing any more games. So I think they'll be, they'll be fine going into the playoffs. And like I said, Tom Brady's a scary man in December. So I don't know. All I know is the Pats are back. That's the Pats are back. Oh, Dell's back. He had a touchdown. I mean, he didn't do much. He scored like a 54 yard touchdown. Matt Stafford. How do you feel about him? I always thought he was average. I didn't get the hype. I understood the fact, you know, he was stuck in Detroit for his entire career. That's not, yeah, that's where quarterbacks go to die essentially. But even still, like I just, right, he's, he's like, he's a little bit lesser version of a Matt Ryan in my opinion, like a great stat guy, but that's it. So you put him on the current Lions. They still, do they have any wins? They probably have like two. They might have like two. I don't think so. I think they could have like one or two. They'd probably beat the Browns in that game. I don't, I mean, Jared Goff is not good, but he also doesn't have a great supporting cast. I don't think it would make that much of a difference if Stafford was still there to the point where I think he would just be so checked out that it wouldn't make a difference to him either. Yeah, I just, I don't know. He's really like, they were, they're getting all, they're like going all in Super Bowl and it's just not going to happen for them. Yeah, no. Well, what did I say about the Vaughn Miller thing? This seems like one of those things that's not going to work the way they think it is. And so far. Justin Herbert. I still believe in him. I do. Me too. I, I just don't, I don't get it because complete opposite of what I just said about Goff, Herbert's got a solid offense. Yeah. And then they scored what? 13 points. I don't know if it's just, this league is so stupid this year. Oh my God. Right. Like you could say anything you could be like, well, the Steelers beat the Browns, but the Browns beat the Bengals by 40, but the Bengals beat the Steelers by 40, but that's right. Browns and Steelers ass. Like that's how it's going, but then Bengals also suck. Just so it's so stupid the way it's fun. Like this is the craziest NFL season in my lifetime, I think. Is it fun? Is it fun? I think so. I don't know. My feelings are a little hurt right now. Well, I guess it's fun for you. Things are going a little bit better for me. So it's fun for me. Yeah. But just in general though, like it's just been so crazy that it's, you're not sitting here and looking at the slate of games and being like, oh, that's a blowout. That's a blowout because every time we've done that for the most part, the underdog are pretty close. Right. It's been just so ridiculously dumb and a lot tighter than it should have been, which is that part is fun. I'm just speaking of myself in that moment, but that part is fun. That's like when people say, oh my God, I love college football so much more. I'm like, yeah, you like to watch Alabama beat whoever they beat 50 something to nothing every week. No, I don't like that. Speaking of college football, the rankings just came out. Can you do a little read? I can. We got Georgia at number one. Obvious. Let's see. This is kind of, I knew this was going to happen. Michigan two. Oh, fuck off. I'm sorry. But like, that's ridiculous. They should not go to two for that. Michigan to two. And then I just had this notification where the F did it go. And then Alabama three since he four, I think I'm reading this right. Why does Michigan jump Bama when they both win? I get it. They beat Ohio State, but like, come on. Michigan's win was a blowout though. Well, not a blowout, but like a very decisive win. Right. But like, I just, I just, I don't know. I just don't see them like Alabama was what number two last week and Ohio State was number three. Alabama has a loss though. Michigan doesn't, right? They have a loss. They lost to Michigan State. Did they? Yeah. And they lost to Michigan State. Oh, yes. Okay. So that was what like two or three weeks ago. Okay. It might just be, they might look at strength of schedule. They might, I know, but like, okay, so you start is Ohio, what's Ohio State number three? Am I making this up? Yeah, I'm just going to go then. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but if they were in the top, they were in the top four up until now. So you play the number three team, you beat them. You were whatever number you were. And then the number two team still wins. I don't, I don't understand anything that they ever do with that. That's besides the point, but like Michigan shout out to you. That Alabama game though, that Alabama game though, like they didn't look good for 95% of that game. Yeah, that's usually how those games go. But that I just, that just might be why. And then this weekend is going to, is going to make a hell of a difference for them because SECG have reached up against Georgia. So what's going to happen is watch they'll beat, they'll beat Georgia probably, you know, well, yeah, it's just how it is. And then both teams, both teams make it in and then nothing really changes is do a little flop. And then Alabama plays, then I'll, then Alabama probably goes to one, Alabama plays Cincinnati. That's going to be embarrassing. That's going to be terrible for Cincinnati. Luke fickle, I'm sorry. And then Georgia is going to play Michigan and beat them up. Yeah, like, I like this whole Cincinnati thing because it's, it's fun to have different teams and stuff. But man, they're, they're, they're not going to do it. That's a weak conference. You put them up against these teams and like stranger things have happened. I'm not completely counting them out, but like this Georgia team is fucking good as Alabama team, despite the fact that they kind of looked average against Auburn for the first three quarters of that game. It's Alabama. It's Alabama. Like, like it's Nick Saban, you're going to lose to Nick Saban. They're legitimately the 33rd NFL team. Like they are light years ahead of where the Cincinnati program is and Cincinnati, they're having a great year. Yeah, not going to take that away from them, but it's just like, if this actually happens for them and they do make it into the playoff and everything, it's just, I praying for their safety. That's it. That's it. But yeah, Michigan though, that was funny. See, I'm like, I think I've told you many times I'm not an Ohio state fan. Yeah. No, I will. I will go to Columbus. I'll wear Ohio state stuff. If I'm going to go in Columbus with people and watch the game. Yeah, I'm going to wear Ohio state stuff. I don't dislike them. Their fandom is a little crazy, but it was awesome to see. Like it was so great to see Michigan win that game. And it's so good for college football. I didn't watch a single second of that game because I was driving up to New Hampshire that had no service. The majority of the time, nothing. Oh, I watched the whole thing. I tweeted out after I was able to figure out what the hell was going on in this game. Got my service back, social media was loaded and whatever. I tweeted out as long as Tom Brady's happy on happy because I didn't watch a second. Right. I don't, I have no ties to any of it. Nothing. Nothing whatsoever, except I'm a Tom Brady fan. So if Tom Brady's alma mater wins, then they might as well be my alma mater too. Some dude was like, that has nothing to do with it. Watch football. I was like, bro, that's the whole point. I didn't watch the game. Oh my God. That's why I'm saying this because if I watched the game, I'd have something more worth your time to read to talk about this stupid football game. I didn't watch a single second of it. I just put something funny out there. And it was good. It was good content. Really quick. Before we talk about more college football, I just want to like touch on that topic that you're talking about right there. Because I, and neither of us, neither of us are sports analysts. No, we are not. We're having a good time talking about games that you guys are also watching. So like laugh with us. Have fun. I'm here to make memes, not to tell you how many interceptions Baker Mayfield has thrown throughout his career. That's just, that's not my purpose. So just let us have fun. I don't mind like, like dipping my toes in like the analytical side of this whole shit that we do. Right. But the majority of the time I'm trying, I'm doing this for laughs. It's supposed to be all that serious humorous. Unbunch your freaking panties. Please. Don't take everything that seriously. It's okay to laugh. If you don't think I'm funny, that's fine. Just keep scrolling. You don't have to say anything. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Yeah, that's fine. I like, like the picture I posted, I posted a picture of Russell Wilson in the Browns jersey after the game. And people were like, are you so stupid? He can't come here. Sierra's not going to come here. And I'm like, guys, I don't, I don't really care. They're like, that's why you're not the GM. I'm like, no shit. That's why I'm not the GM. That's like with the, with the Mac Jones tweet from the draft. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Hand up. I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong. I'm happy they didn't take Justin Fields. I'm happy they didn't take Justin Fields because this team would not be anywhere close to where they're at right now. So yeah, roast me for that, whatever. It was wrong. It was a bad take. I admit it. I've admitted it multiple times, but oh my God, right? I'll just hold that over you for the rest of your life. Like you're mad that your team is winning and like I posted the photo. I just posted the photo. No caption. Take that what you will guys and you took it where you wanted it to go. Just give me a break. You know who else is not happy right now? Oklahoma fans. They're not happy. Okay. So this it's only Tuesday. This week has already been so ridiculous. Uh, yeah. And then to make matters even worse is Brian Kelly stuff. What a jerk. This now that one that was really bad. What a jerk. Apparently. So I don't know what the actual number was, but I've seen anywhere between two minutes and like 10 minutes worth of him telling his team that he resigned at Notre Dame and he was taking the LSU job. Like I would be pissed. Right? Like a lot of those people go to school for their coaches, like they're recruited for that reason and they can't go. They're like, whatever. Like, yeah, it's a business pretty much the same as he had at home. I mean, whatever. But like, I just and Notre Dame still has, you know, a shot to make it the playoff. It's not going to happen, but like, right? It's not going to happen, but zero. Yeah. It's not like up in a bowl game and he just dips. Like at least finish up this season. Honestly, it's kind of funny. Like it is. It is pretty funny. I'm not like two games left. You can't just do that. Yeah. Hilarious. As the winningest coach in Notre Dame football history, you're just going to say, bye guys, got to go pack my bags. I'll send the, I sent a group text and that was good enough. Yeah. That whole thing too. That message, my God, I read it and I actually laughed out loud. Yeah, I did. I really did. I would be embarrassed if I was him to have sent that like such as the like the ass backwards way to do this whole thing. That was, that was bad. Lincoln Riley, like I get why I get why. Yeah. Spencer Rattler, I get why too. Oh yeah. The chances he ends up at USC are probably wicked high. He's not going there. No, he's not going there. No way. He's not going there. No way. Lincoln Riley does not like him. I mean, I don't like him either. So I would, I would say don't come. Yeah. Breaking news. I don't like Spencer Rattler. Tell me if you heard that one before. Yeah. So I don't think, I don't think he's going to be there. I don't know. Arizona State. That's my guess. However, they posted that like Fandle posted on Instagram and let me read you some of the comments from it because it was hilarious. I have a few screen shots. It said, where is Spencer Rattler going to go next? And here's what some of them say. He will transfer to the cashiers of Walmart, Scottsdale Community College, insurance sales, Bishop Sycamore back to high school, transfer back to Netflix. Oh my God. Like they were roasting. People are so like, I don't like this kid, right? But like, but like, oh my God. That's so mean. They were, they were funny. But I mean, funny, but I mean, man, that's so shitty. So well, whatever. And I just think now you got two big programs too with open spots. Like this, it's just going to be a cluster F of a situation. This college fall off season to try to figure out all the stuff. So many moving parts. But my guess, Arizona State. Yeah. We'll see though. I don't really know. I don't really, I don't really care where he goes. Neither do I. I really care where the kid goes, but just don't think it's going to be with Lincoln Riley in USC. Did you see the trader sign that was on like the Oklahoma sign? It just like, just their like university sign says trader on it. Did it really? I saw people put like flowers like at the statue of Bob Stoops. These were so dramatic. Surprising. People are nuts when it comes to college football. They take college football too far. Like people that never have even been to that school ever in their life, not even to like a game. They take it so far. They take like family photos in the school shirts. I'm like, why do you guys do that? And like, that'll be like their Christmas card. Yeah. Yeah. College football, booing 19 year olds. It's so weird. That's fun. That's why, that's why I never really wasn't able to get into college football because like these are still like kids. Right. I want them all to do well, make it to the NFL, be on my team and win, which has never happened. But I also like, I didn't go to a big football school. So like, maybe that fact, but most of these people didn't either. Well, that's the thing. A lot of the fans are like aren't even alumni. So it's just like, when you say that they get really mad, you can be fans of whoever they want to be fans of, but like just be nice. The passion aspect of it, I guess I'd never really understood because like, had I gone, for example, had I gone to Alabama, you bet your ass I'd be a huge Alabama football fan, but I don't think I'd have a day at that school. I'd also done a watch, but like, I didn't lose. It's not going to have any effect on me whatsoever. Just imagine going to that school though. I don't think I could make it more than like a week. I know a couple of girls from my area back home went and I don't know how they did it. I've seen what I needed to see. I couldn't handle coastal Carolina for more than a year. Alabama would be, I would have flunk. I would have failed out in like two seconds. I wouldn't have been at the games with the cowboy boots on. I'll tell you that. Oh, I would have. No shot. No shot. I would be in a little romper in the cowboy boots. No, like put off jeans and a t-shirt with the cowboy boots. Not the dresses. Some of these outfits that these girls wear to these college games, like good for them because they look cute, but I couldn't do it. They're cute as heck. We're like, why are you wearing a dress to a football game? And then I'd be sweating and discussing and then I would just, I don't know, whatever. That's all I got to say about college football. Should we, should we do picks? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it because I don't nothing good. The Eagles were bad. Yeah. Well, yeah. The Jets won, which is cool. Good for them. Yeah. I thought they were going to lose, but congratulations Jets fans. Probably saw your last one of the season. Yeah. The hell else. I think that's it. Yeah. That's all I got. All right. Time for picks. Let's dive in. Who's Thursday night this week? Dallas and New Orleans. Oh my God. Okay. So I'm picking against New Orleans again, not only because I just don't think they're good, but because this kid that always comments on the post of our picks always calls me dumb for picking against the Saints and lo and behold, they never win. So I'm going to continue the trend. That's what we got to do. And I'm picking Cowboys. That's it. And yeah, I'm picking the Cowboys. I just don't think I need to explain myself. You guys know the vibes. You guys have seen what's happening. Come on, Dak. All right. The Giants in Miami. Miami's hot right now. They are in a row. They're hot right now. The Giants are still the Giants. I don't care that they just beat the Eagles. I don't care. See, I do. I do care. They fire Jason Garrett, which Freddie Kitchen season. That's why they're going to win. Freddie Kitchen's is going to do it. I don't know if that's better or worse. Well, I don't think it's good. It is a little bit of a step up from Jason Garrett, I think, because I think that dude is a bum. Well, and Freddie was a coordinator who imagined walking into a press conference and seriously saying to the reporters like to address you as coach. Are you kidding me? No. You freak. I don't know. Freddie Kitchen's was fine as a coordinator. Then they just threw him into a head coach shop for no reason, whatever reason they did that for was dumb as hell. But he was a fine coordinator. So I believe in him in this situation. Yeah, I don't know. I just think Miami's on a roll right now. So so yeah, Vikings, Lions, Lions stop playing football. I could see this being a game that Minnesota loses though. I don't I don't see it. Like I was thinking in my mind for a while that this could be the game that it's going to be close and they're going to do. I don't think it's going to happen at all. Like this could just be like the typical Vikings thing where it's like what the hell are you doing losing to a football team this bad? Yeah, but then I also think that nobody can be that bad. I know, but it just it's so would not surprise me if that happened. I'm I'm I'm not picking the Lions ever again in my life to do anything because that's to winning a football game because they suck. But Minnesota is also equally as stupid to the point where they could find a way to lose this game. So but with that being said, I'm taking the Vikings. Eagles, Jets. Yeah, this one could have gone either way, I think. I mean, like I don't know what to think of the Eagles because some weeks they're scoring like 40 points and they're going off and then the next week they look like they just did against the Giants. So it's it's like every time people finally get back on that Jalen Hertz train. He shows you right the week after right why you should just get right back off because he's just he's good, but he's just so inconsistent. And it's just like, I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm going to take them in this game just because it's the same. But I don't think the Jets really are good at all. I can't realistically envision them winning two weeks in a row. But like this is a pick on for me like this could have gone realistically either way. Yes. And that's pathetic to say on behalf of the Eagles Eagles organization, I'm sorry. Yeah, you had us you had us for a little bit. You really did. You did. You showed us why we should never. I mean, there's only so much so much faith I can put in these people before I just give up. So Cardinals bears. When do we get Kyler back? Oh, hopefully, hopefully before next weekend. Yeah, hopefully because we need to see that. Gab and I are going to Monday night football next weekend. Yeah, guys, we'll be there. We'll be there. If Kyler Murray's not playing and I am subjected to watching Colt McCoy play football in person right in front of my face, I will be severely upset. Don't worry, I've already had to do it. I will be severely upset. If Colt McCoy plays, I will wear my Col McCoy Browns jersey. You got to bring it just in case. Yeah, I will bring that. And then if he doesn't, I'll bring my O'Dell jersey. Either way, what the hell even what is this problem? An ankle? What's this deal? Why is why is Kyler out Kyler and ankle sure that that the ankle from the Packers game still? At least it's not a toe pick. Like, man, if I have to see that clip of Aaron Rodgers foot one more time, I swear to God, I'm going to lose it. I said the other day, and it was a great idea. And then Aaron Rodgers stole my fucking idea. I said, I'm going to sell feet picks as NFTs because why not? Why not go in on that market because people will spend their money. And then Aaron Rodgers comes out of nowhere and puts his toe on the camera and takes my idea. I'm like very anti feet. Like I think they're probably the most disgusting. Yeah, they're gross. But like there's men on the internet that pay a lot of money for those. Oh, no, I know. But to see that clip circulate. Yeah. Frequently as it did, like frickin wildfire. I don't want to see this man's foot. I'm sorry. Sorry that he has a boo boo on his toe. He doesn't. He showed us. I don't want to see it. It's not there. He has no cuts on his toe. He said there's nothing there. But also, because I had ESPN on while we were getting ready to hop on here and whatever. And he was talking Pat McAfee today on our network. Shout out. Pat McAfee show that he's gonna like try to avoid surgery. His fiance is like super crazy health by nature woman. I can't imagine she'd be on board with surgery if she was not on board with a vaccination or she makes her own toothpaste that she's able to swallow and I guess her own soaps and stuff which is makes her smell awful. So I just can't really imagine surgery being on her radar and her like standing off on that. Toe surgery at that. Obviously, he goes, he like gets permission from her on stuff based on the events of the past few weeks concerning Aaron Rogers. So people are anyways. I went from Kyler Murray to Aaron Rogers toe surgery, but that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, whatever, whatever, it happens. All right, back on the Chargers bandwagon for me. I don't have a good feeling about this, but just I'm just gonna do it. You are going with Mr. Herbie with Herbie. Yeah, he's due for like a bounce back game. He's been playing like shit lately. He has, but he hasn't been. Okay, yeah, he hasn't been that good. Joe Burrow. I think he's gonna have a fine game. Him and Jamar are gonna be back on track. They're gonna go off and I don't want them to win, but it doesn't really matter because my team is ass and they're not going to do anything in the division. I don't want them to win, but I think that they will. I think they'll win. Yeah, this is another game to me though. Could go either way. This is a good game. This is one of the best games of the week. Yeah. It's a great game. Yeah. And then this not so much, I think. Yeah, I know. It's just not gonna be good. It's gonna be bad. It's gonna be really I think and then I say that and then it's gonna be like 10 to three. I don't know. Man, this falcon team looked real bad against the Pats, but I know Cordero Patterson was back this past week. He went off. I'm so glad that people are finally realizing that he can be used as a running back because the Pats tried to do it a few times because every single running back got hurt that season. So they really had no choice and he worked out great. He's like a Swiss army knife this dude. Love Cordero Patterson to freaking death. He's so damn good, but man, he's all they got. They can't like Kyle Pitts is there, but like I just, I don't know if him and Matt Ryan have it yet. And just like I said, December Brady, I'm not, I'm not picking against that guy. Sorry. Not doing it. So Tom Brady, you're winning this football game. Yeah, the Texans kind of stink too. Yeah, but like that's that's expected. The Colts are the Colts are surprising people right now. I mean the game, their game was like, they didn't win, but it wasn't terrible. Yeah, I like the Colts. I know everybody hates that I like the Colts, but it's just so random. I just know a lot of people on the Colts. Yeah, I want them to do well. The more they lose, the better and for me. Right, but I think that the Colts are going to make the playoffs. They've a really tough schedule the rest of the way, probably not. But I think they make the playoffs and they win a playoff game. That's what I got. I don't know about that one. And that's a big stretch. You might be alone on that hill. That's fine. I'll be there. I'll be there waiting. Jacksonville and the Rams, if the Rams lose this game. Embarrassing. It's been this will be what game three with their new chips all in addition and still trash team blow it up. If they lose this game with new quarterback, gotta go it up. That being said, they absolutely should not lose this game, but I don't know. Oh, Dell three touchdowns. Yeah, he can do that this week. I'm not playing him in fantasy this week. So he can do whatever the hell he wants. Okay, so hear me out. I almost picked the football team here. Makes sense. Like that's not a terrible idea. I went to that Raiders game the other day. Also, by the way, that stadium sucks. Oh God, awful. Why? Why? It's so cool on the outside, but the inside just trash. The inside sucks. The concourses are so narrow. The lines for everything are ridiculous. And they have like drapes covering like the walk, the stairways get in. So it's like, because they don't want people to like stand around and while they're, I don't know, waiting line for beer or something to look in and see what's going on, like legit like black velvet drapes. Okay, that's a little weird. It's the stupidest thing ever. Why are you going to gatekeep when everyone's already in? I think like, oh, and they had a house band. So instead of playing music on the speaker, you lost me with that one. It's a band and full of saxophones, cellos, like what? I hope you lost me there. It's Vegas. What are we doing? I want to hear like future when they go out. I want to hear somebody cool. I want to hear some music that I enjoy. I don't want to violin orchestra. And Sammy freaking Hagar was the halftime performance. He played two songs. And the first one, I don't think a single person in that entire stadium knew what song it is. And like, this dude was the lead singer for Van Halen at one point, like people know who he is, people are going to know his stuff. Yeah, I didn't know who the hell he was. See, I was in my mind, I was just going to go along with him and be like, oh yeah. And then you said that was like, see now I know. Now you know. But the first song you played, I should, you know, I think everybody was looking around like what the hell is this. And he's like trying to get the crowd to sing along like he stopped singing like points the mic towards the crowd. And it's just silent. How old is this man? Old. I mean, yep, see Van Halen was big in the 80s. So old, like late 70s early 80s. So I'd say like mid 60s. Okay, that's not that's not bad. It's not like Jerry Jones age. So I don't think anybody on the planet is as old as Jerry Jones. Yeah, so he's the oldest man in the world. And that's why he's does what he does. But yeah, no, I had no idea who that guy was. So I don't know. That sucks that that place is not it on the inside. It's it's it's really cool. It's a cool place to watch a football game. Like the field is beautiful. The lighting is beautiful and everything. The seats experience. The seats are like these flimsy little plastic things. Every time one person in your row gets up the entire new row like moved it it sucked. So I have I have lots of of complaints to send to Mr. Davis about his stupid billion dollar stadium that is worse than July Stadium like the Raven Stadium was really nice. That was awesome. They had a band. They had a band too. Did they really? Okay, but like the band so it wasn't like they're playing music the whole time. This is like 50 year olds playing drums and saxophones out there but they had a little halftime performance. You had a little wristbands that were lighting up with them. That was that was fun. But not like the whole time. Yeah, no the whole time. I mean like they were playing some stuff over the sound system but also the band and they just it's just bad. They played sweet child of mine on saxophones. What the frick are we doing? Does that get you hyped for a football game? If I'm going to listen to rock and roll I want face melting guitars. I don't want saxophones and cellos. And that's what the players had to have on while they were doing everything. Yeah, stupidest thing ever. So yeah, I'd be getting that beat sponsor turned that thing full blast so I didn't have to hear that. If anybody was thinking about going to Allegiance stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, I'm sorry if I ruined it for you but it stinks. So if you want to go to a Ravens game you'll have a good time. Yeah, I mean I've never been to Baltimore. I'd go. I'm sure it'd be better than this stupid thing that I was just in. But anyway, we're speaking of the Ravens. There we look at that. That team is a Super Bowl team. They're going to win a Super Bowl. What a segue. Yeah, maybe. Oh yeah, I'm a big believer. I'm a big Ravens. I was saying bills. I'm over them. I'm moving my choice now. My choice for right now today, Ravens to win a Super Bowl. Shout out to Lamar Jackson. You are really good at football and so is your team. Even though you threw four interceptions doesn't matter, you still won and you're going to beat the Steelers. Well yeah, there's just something about them where I still can't get a read on this football team. They're good. I know they're good but I don't know where that stops. Like where the limit is on them. Right. Sometimes they look like legit contenders. Other times it's like what the hell are you doing? What is this? I don't know. They're definitely going to beat the Steelers by a lot. Oh yeah. No, no, no. I agree. I'm going to that game. They'll probably get punched in the face. Are you? Yeah. So you're going to Pittsburgh and then Buffalo. Do you have a death wish this weekend? I mean, for which part? The Pittsburgh part? I mean, they're both just nutty fan bases. I mean, I'll have a good time with Bill's fans. Bill's fans are nice to me. Steelers fans, not so much. I guess it's different you going to that Bill's game than me. Yeah. See, I'm not going to wear a Patriot shirt there. I go back to New England. But like a Pittsburgh game, I could wear all black and someone still probably be like, I hate you die. Yeah. Well, that's fine. That's fine. That's fair. Fair to them. But yeah, I'm going to that game. I have a lot of Steelers fans or friends that are whatever. Whatever I'm trying to say. Steelers fan friends. There you go. Yep. Got it. Okay. Next one, the Seahawks are bad. Russell Wilson, your team is bad. You got to pack it up. He's got to get out of there. Yeah. And it's kind of seems like the Niners are starting to figure it out. So the Seahawks just stink. The Seahawks are bad. It's kind of upsetting because they have they've got talent. They have they have some DK is also like a hothead. What the hell was that one? The other not this past game the game before but where he got ejected. What are you doing? Just a little show off. He's a little show off. Like I just don't get it. The guys are so dumb. Also, like the things like that that that make me laugh so hard is like why are you going to try to throw a punch or something with the helmet on? Somebody's got a helmet on. You're going to hurt me more than you hurt them. Your hands going to break. You're not going to be able to play and you didn't even hurt them. So stupid. Speaking of punches. Did you see the guy after the Cowboys game throw a punch? Yeah. Like why the game's already over. You already lost. Just go. I didn't no suspension nothing. Right. Like just we're just walking around punching people now I guess. Jimmy G looks okay right now. Yeah. Yeah. There's I think they're starting to figure it out. That Elijah Mitchell kid that they have is pretty good. They're running back. Yeah. I just it's something about Shanahan though for me. I'm not too sure. He's only had one winning season. Not too sure about him. He gets all this this praise for being the quarterback guru the offensive mastermind. I mean only to have like one winning season doesn't do it for me but but they still win. Yeah. I mean it would just be nice if it would be consistent. Yeah for them because that again another team that's super talented and it's it's like they get one they string one or two maybe three games in a row and then they just get like blown out of the water and it's like what the hell is this you got one of the best tight ends and then you got a pretty good yeah but he like barely plays yeah but he's been hurt all year though so George you boy I don't know he's a true tight end though I will not listen to any of this Travis Kelsey nonsense. Travis Kelsey is a large wide receiver. He is not a tight end. Travis Kelsey is the best tight end to ever play football. No that would be Rob Gronkowski. I would have to say. Travis Kelsey doesn't block. I don't want to hear it from anybody. Big Cleveland guy so I have to root for him. I thought he was from Cincinnati. He went to Cincinnati from Cleveland. Oh that makes sense. Yeah it's a nice little three and a half hour drive not bad. All right uh wow look at us go with these leads speaking of Travis Kelsey. Right going right into it. It'd be nice if they lost this game. They're not. Be real real cool if they did. It would be but they're not gonna lose another game for the rest of the year. Yeah they're winning out. Talking about teams that have figured it out they it seems like they've kind of gotten back to their their norm I guess. Yeah see I just I don't know everyone's like oh my god the Chiefs are gonna be so bad this year they're gonna be terrible. Guys get with the program. We knew that they were not going to be. We all knew it. If they lose to the Broncos yes it would be cool but I would I'd love it. I would say thank you to every single player on the Denver Broncos including coaching staff everybody. Thank you for doing the nice thing for me. I'm beating those dummy heads. You have the Chiefs on the sideline just really this one's really good. This is why I know that they're not going to lose another game. You had the Chiefs players on the sideline dancing to Mariah Carey all I went for Christmas during the game while they were winning. They're not going to lose another game. In that one let's see. I hope they do. Okay this one's big. They do. This is the biggest game of the week. This is big guys. This might be the biggest game of the year. It might be. To see I don't know about that one. It might be. It might be but they also have this game again. Yeah. Yeah that's true. Second biggest game. It's prime time though. Tell me you're reasoning football. Tell me what's going to happen. Pass are on fire right now and I know you don't agree. I didn't disagree that they're on fire. No no no no no no that's not what I meant but from what I've seen from Josh Allen the last couple of weeks I'm not fully convinced that he is who people thought was going to win MVP this year. Let's put it that way and I think this defense is playing real well for the Pats real well. They can make him uncomfortable and when he gets uncomfortable his brain short circuits and he does that stupid behind the back toss that he did in that playoff game. You just got to make him think he's a big guy looks like a dummy sometimes. You can get him to act like a dummy too if you really want. So pressure the quarterback keep doing what the offense is doing. It seems like they finally found a rhythm. Kendrick Bourne just decided one day hey I'm going to become the top wide receiver on this football team. Maybe give Hunter Henry the ball in the red zone again because that had worked out great and don't overthrow him. Don't miss nothing. Just make sure he has all the targets. Yeah I think they can win this game and the fact that it would be in Buffalo Monday night football. Buffalo's they were so ready to dance on the Patriots Graves last year. If dorky little Mack Jones takes this team into Buffalo. Wait pause really fast. Mack Jones is not dorky. He looks a little dorky. No way he's wrapping in the locker rooms with all the players. Mack Jones is that guy. He's not a dork. He's cool. He looks a little dorky. No he's definitely a cool guy. He walks in with his suits and everything like he's going to present a finance meeting or something. The better looking than Zach Wilson's fit. Zach Wilson actually looks like a child. I can't believe that that is a fully grown 20-something year old but nerdy little. He's not a nerd. He's just a little dorky boy that's all. I could give you two reasons he's not but I'm not going to provide those at the moment. Please don't. I'm not going to. I'm going to skip right over those ones. I don't want to know. You do. If I'm just saying if Mack brings this team into Buffalo pulls out the win after I heard for the last what 18 months since Brady left the Pats are dead. Can't do it without Brady. They had a poster last year a billboard. Tommy can't save you now or something like that and Cam Newton's stupid fricking font. I have that saved on my phone still just in case I need it. So yeah I I don't like Kansas City or their fans. It's 10 fold when it comes to Buffalo so they're the nicest fans I've ever been around. I'll continue. I'll give them a little taste of their own medicine when it comes to grave dancing provided the Patriots can play their game of football do their job get this get this win take over the number one spot in the AFC. I think they can do it. Okay. So here's my reasoning as to why I am picking the Buffalo Bills. One they're going to take care of me on Monday. They're going to provide me with some really cool stuff to shout out to them to give some bucks sometimes to love their fans. Their fans are very nice to me. Last time I went there their fans gave me a lot of free things some things I can't say on the internet three I'm going to eat wings there and that's a bonus so Buffalo by 10 that's why they're winning all three of those things nothing to do with football let me do a fourth. Stefan Diggs has a really funny finsta that everybody should follow called no thanks it only has like 30,000 followers has a finsta yeah it says like no thanks it's funny number five um go bills all the above sorry no hate to your team because they are really good but again I can be persuaded by things easily there you go this one is really at least you're honest about it at least you can be honest and say that the wings are a major factor in your wings the fans the field the finsta that's what I got so I got I don't know I think they can do it I think the pats can do it I really really do they probably can but I don't think I am legally allowed to say that well yeah no not if you're gonna go up there no I'm just gonna have a good time with my bills friends and that's it I respect it I let's go Buffalo I respect the honesty and the the uh the allegiance that you're pledging here I get it I I got you um yeah big game that's all I know big game that's it that's all we got yeah that's it that's all I got no energy for anything big game big week for Mike Leland Brown's can't lose a football game can't lose if you don't play baby that's the good mindset to have that's part of my week but yeah that's what we got yeah that's all we got that's week 12 week 13 we got football coming up thank you guys for being here with us yes and yeah I hope your team wins because yeah that's it I don't have anybody else worry about hope your team wins we uh we'll be back here next week we're back to regular schedule obviously we just took last week off for the holidays I hope everybody had happy Thanksgiving um hopefully when we do this next week I am you know happy just just happy happy I won't yeah I won't talk my shit yet but hopefully by then I will be so but with that being said thank you guys for hanging out with us as always um you guys in the chat were great as always so we'll see you next week and go Pat's yep see ya