 Item No. SCP-885-J Object Class Euclid – Special Containment Procedures At present, SCP-885-J is located at Site-13, although Foundation personnel speculate that there may be additional instances of the resident of Researcher Jacobs. Investigations into how an actual human being could live like that are ongoing. Attempts to end the phenomenon through direct communication with the source have repeatedly Individual instances of SCP-885-J may be temporarily prevented by enactment of protocol Lambda-8, revoking Jacobs' break room privileges until he stops leaving his dirty dishes everywhere, or Delta-9, leaving Jacobs' dirty dishes on his desk until he gets the message. Should event Zeta-4, Jacobs cleaning up after himself like a human fucking being occurs, SCP-885-J is be considered neutralized, however this eventuality is seen as being highly unlikely. Description – SCP-885-J is a phenomenon that occurs following Researcher Daryl Jacobs' preparation of food in the Site-13 break room. Regardless of the food prepared, a large number of dishes will be left uncleaned to break room sink. Footnotes – Usually three of the instances involving up to seven dishes have been observed. Unlike normal dishes brewed by someone who has a constant responsibility and do not expect everyone else to clean up after them like they're eight years old, these dishes will go uncleaned for indefinite period of time, usually between one to three days before other Foundation personnel grow tired of looking at them and clean the dishes themselves. Addendum – A85-J-E34 As of July 9, 2012, Researcher Jacobs has acquiesced to the request of his hippie girlfriend to begin eating right. Examples of smelly-ass herbal teas, weird-paste and vegetable scraps have begun to manifest in instances of SCP-885-J. As a result, Site-13 break room become infested with fruit flies. Reclassification to Keter Pending