 Nim actually gets scammed playing online cram games. I go too short every time, man. It got stuck on it! Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful. How does this... What?! No! How?! Take the game! I'm like, the gift! Hey! No way! Who am I to get to go? No way! Oh my god. This Canadian guy showed up, took my gift and left. Unbelievable! Your dick fit in this? No. See what I'm saying? Like, everyone... I'm telling... No, I don't believe any of you. Well, no, no, no. Your dick absolutely can fit in this hard. Not because of the size, it's because of the shape. What do you mean? Have you ever seen a football? Yeah. It's just really thick in the middle. That's why he likes football. Yeah. And the kids... And the weirdest part is... It's even got laces. A few of them. Yeah, just in the middle that she has, for some reason. Look, you ready? You want me to show you how it works for me? Shit. Your dick is not that thick. Not too well. That's some weird conversation. I swear, dude. Dot kills two birds with one tweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just watch Tim the tan man play a full Apex game with zero kills in front of 45k people. Is it that easy to stream now on Twitch? You literally... I'm trying to get a dick. But he does the sub dance today. Five, four, three, two, one. Dude, one time when I was three years old, I sat on one of our family, friends dog. It was a Dalmatian and it bit me. And then I was terrified of dogs for like the whole rest of my life. Like, I was terrified of that dog for like the whole rest of my life. Deserved? I was three. Like, I thought it was a mount. That's why he has to go like mounts. Yeah, you realize why I'm not a big mount farmer? It's because I'm afraid the mounts gonna put... Q-Team, this interprets the British flag as the German flag. This is the one. This is my fault. This is my fault. This is my fault. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. No. Wait. Oh, you did it. I'm so sorry. I thought that was a German flag. I saved it. Wait, wait, I saved it. I saved it. I was a British guy doing stand-up. Wait, what is this game? Guardic phone? This looks really good. Pogo square pants. So that's how I was in the shower with a couple dudes. So I was in the shower with a couple dudes, right? We were taking a shower and we straight up butt naked, right? And then one of my friends, and I don't know how they coordinated this, but one of them like took soap and like flung it in my eyes, right? So my eyes start burning, okay? And as I'm cleaning off my eyes in the water, the other guy decides to pee on me. This literally happened in high school. I swear to God. And he thought it was so funny. And you know what I did? You know what I did? I straight up punched him straight in the dick. It ended up being like some weird anti-vaxxer, but that's good. Really? How is this not the top post? This is so funny. I'm just giving it a Leonardie poster. Wait, what? Oh, yeah, band. Nice. Very good. Yeah, Ms. and the Leonardie band. What scares a Korean streamer? Do you ever watch scary videos on YouTube and get scared? True. What did she do to this straw? What the hell is going on here? Your girlfriend loves it, though. I did it for her. Wait, who? Your girlfriend. Who the fuck asked? Oh. Oh, then don't care. Then ask. Plus you fell off. Plus ratio. Plus the hood watches Hassan now. Okay. I was going to say the plus, plus, plus thing, I feel like it's gotten old, but the hood watches Hassan now. It's all switched off. That made me laugh. Russell Wingman simply. It looks fire. Oh. Wait, who is that? Hello? Oh, jeez. Oh, Russell, I can help. I can help. I can help. Here you go. Here you go. I got you, man. You good? Oh, my God. Yeah. Remember when you were doing the, you were doing like what, 150 curls in my room? It was 200. 200 curls. Yeah. When you were doing the 200 curls, you left them in my room, so I thought I'd give them back. Yeah, maybe not. Hey. Just got to get a couple more. They were just, they were just so heavy. It was just so hard. So I thought she could retake them for me. No problem, man. You like that? Yeah. I feel your, oh, my God. Yeah, you like that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do you feel the other side? Oh, my God. What do you feel back? Oh, my God. It looks. Oh, man. I can't wait till my house is done, dude. I can't wait till my house is done. It's gonna be great. We're all going to be living like right next to each other. Alenity, instead of having an interesting conversation. You know those, those Mexican, like bottles of, can't, like bottles of soda. Yes. Yeah, like those. Yeah, like a Coke. I thought it was Horatio. Did they break the bottle in their anus? Sometimes it breaks. Oh, my God. What? Yeah. Does it? Okay. Well, so, okay. So when it doesn't break, why do they need help getting it out? Well, just pull it out. There's no way. Your rectum is like a vacuum. Is it? And it just kind of like sucks shit in sometimes. The entire bottle? I don't think that. Because isn't it supposed to push stuff out? I don't think that's how it works. Those things are massive. Very thoughtful gift. What is this? Mobile Twitch? They should ban this guy from the subreddit. They should just ban this guy. Are you serious? What is this garbage? I'm just kidding. Yeah. You know what's funny? I think the mobile, I think the mobile Twitch website, the mobile clip website is better. Like now that I'm looking at it, I actually think this is better. What the hell? Really? Yes. It's for you. Okay. The start button for your NCC4 control. That is sick, then. You know what this reminds me of? Is this reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire's birthday in the movie? No clue. Wait, what? Pookie all the time. They call me the Pookie Ponger. Got a chance. Oh, my God. The Conqueror. The Cave of Agra. No clue. No clitoric. He hate from me. I think that voice is so funny. I love whenever he does that voice. I think it's so funny. Corn base. All this land behind me, mine now, passed down to me from my daddy. But it's not just me. Mommy's here, too, and I got to take care of her. It's hard work. I was six when I found out I take over the farm. It's been long days and early mornings. I look forward to going home, drinking a cold beer, watching the big game. And using this new app I found called Corn Base. Kite. It's Coin Base. Oh, is that a corn base? Oh, that's so good. I said corn base? Yeah. That's so good. That's funny. Coin base. Should make that. All right. From the top. Go again. Go again. Yeah, there are long days. And yeah, there's early mornings. I look forward to going home, drinking a cold beer, watching the big game, and using corn base. So it's, you keep saying corn base. No, no. OTG becomes the biggest live streamer in the only 10 streamers. True. Hey. Now imagine if we actually hosted each other. Ludwig Blunders on mogul money. Has he ever gotten this heated before? In the last episode? Well, in our two major episodes we've had so far, no. Actually, they tried to hunger games me, but they both refused to answer the final Jeopardy question. The final trivia question. That's good. Excuse me. Decides to fire his lawyer. I don't think a person should be acting both as a lawyer and an agent. I think if you're a really good fucking agent, you're just an agent. And if you're a really good fucking lawyer, you're just a lawyer. Guys, guys, guys. She seems very knowledgeable with this stuff. And to me, it feels like with what she's saying, that she passed the bar and she has a law degree. This is an official statement. I'm probably just going to fire my lawyer. I'm high on poke instead. She just knows that. I mean, I don't think she's wrong. What is going on with my green screen recently? Dude, something happened. And you're here to witness ass. I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know this happened. I saw the guy. I didn't know she was bending over. I would not have said that. Has been having a spritz and a smoke in Soho, London. Hey, what the hell? Soho is like, it's just like... So I searched for S-Fan on Bing, not disappointed. On Bing, this is an old one. I've seen that one. This is an old one, right? What is this from? Pain, FF14, S-Fan Madmaj... Okay.