 So the store and monkey are both gonna be the team captains and it's the ox battle team versus team. For every one round, the other team loses. You guys have to total drama island eliminate somebody off your team. I'm gonna go into y'all rooms one by one back and forth and I'm gonna ask you, who are you drafting? So monkey, I'm giving you the first draft pick. Who would you like? It's the first pick in the biscuit ox battle draft. I will select TJ. Let's go. Hey TJ, you the first draft pick, bro. You should be proud of yourself, my brother. All right, distort. So who would you like to pick? With the second overall pick in the 2023 biscuit draft, I'm taking ZCD 27Z. Come on now. Bro, so you taking the Brit? W Brits in the chat, you know what I'm saying? They not gangsters, but they know they juice world. All right monkey, so who do you got? I'm gonna go with Black Hawk. I ain't gonna lie, that's a sleeper chat. I didn't expect that. All right, so distort. Let me go for Kwot, cause she knows her juice world too. That's a horrible pick. No, it's not. Three more picks. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna go with plants with my next pick. That's a valid pick. Let me get basketball. I think I'm gonna have to go with Joker. Man, all the recipes taste suck. I'm gonna have to go with Rube, bruh. That's so disrespectful, bro. He chose somebody without a mic before he chose the rest of y'all. I'm gonna lie. I think I got a steal here. I'm gonna go with spooky. One more pick. But right now I'm gonna have to pick factors. All right, boys. The first category, Tiz B. I ain't gonna lie, that's it. Hold on. Drugs. All right, chat. So look, they're choosing drugs. Team one. So what song are y'all going with? Dirty Soda. I got dirty soda on no coast. She do coke, no coke, no coke. I'm gon' flow. I'm gon' brag. I'm gon' boze. Keep the tags on my clothes. You gon' put them scary. Bitch, I'm a dog. Juice world, Terry. I'm gonna rock, rock, rock, rock. If it's the category, but let's see what the other team got. Cause maybe there's fits better. We got purple substance. Throw my cup on, pull me up. I think I need it. Okay, so the chorus is hella drug. Purple substance, I think I need it. I might have to. What do y'all think? Which one, how y'all feeling about drug talk? Which one y'all feel like, you know what I'm saying? I would say purple substance. Yeah, I agree. Damn, that's a wipe. Yeah. Hey, you know what that means, chat? You guys lost, which means you guys are gonna have to eliminate one of your players. So who's on here? I'm out, bro. Man, joke me. Get that point out. Bro, you just been a... So you think you're the weakest link? Why are you taking your stuff out? I just trust in these guys. Like, if they win, I win. You two, if you guys were playing, would you have voted yourself out for your team? Cause I ain't allowed to meet personally. I'm not doing that, fuck no. Wait, y'all, y'all gonna be real, bro. You got a broad mirror, so y'all better kick me out, bro, tie my hands behind my back. Bro, nothing, I'm not, like, no. And it's lips on. Okay. All right, chat. We gonna play their song first. Wake up. We get along almost every way. I write my wrongs every single day. I would die if she ever tried to run away. Got a smile on my face cause I get to wait. The past ain't relevant. I'm right now. I've been through the toxic, toxic women. So toxic that I cannot just be friends. Let go to your team and see what they chose. We win confide and we're gonna stick with that. Yeah, confide. I need to confide. True love's hard to find. Whoa, whoa. If I'm edging for the love, bro, I have to pick up Wake Up. So I think it is also very even. I think Wake Up is more love. Hey, I bet they chose, they chose chat. So they gotta give it to somebody. I hate this game. I hate this game. Dude, this game sucks. We're setting it off spooky. Goodbye, Spooky. So when the other team, like, stopped being so annoying in chat. After Spooky. He's just spamming the chat. I ain't gonna lie, dawg, get a bully by a girl is crazy. She's a rascal. Man, pull up in real life. We'll see. We'll see who wins, dawg. Oh, god. Take it outside, bitch. Whoa. All right, let's see what the next category we got, chat. Let's see what we get, chat. All right, chat. It's upbeat. So, monkey, what is your song? Uh-huh. Chop on me, go, brah, brah, brah. I made the cash appear and talk, brah. Badger's a shrimp with a dollar sign. Pull it out, cock it back, fire away. Yes, I'm in a day. Fuck this bad, Rick Ross, no diaries today. Chop on me, go, brah, brah, brah. Spaceship life so far. I made the cash appear and talk, brah. Chop on me, go, brah, brah, brah. No loaves, baby, I'm too hot. All right, with our pick, we got run it up. I'll make a bet. For random. Run it up, chat. I want it up, run it up, run it up. She gave me top and a back seat. Keep a fire on my won't get robbed, nigga, try me. Drink away my flaws. Sipping money till I drown it all. Jalai drink, I'm just saying you can do better. I got you at it. I got my handle barra- Oh! BVS on the drone. Out, this is not high, bro. This is not high. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. My hand on my toe, here, just by the ceiling. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. So, which one do y'all think is the better upbeat song or the better song? It's not even, bro, it's Ha Ha, bro. It's not, bro. Yeah, I think it's Ha Ha. Acho's run it up, I ain't go live. But they're both, it's just 2B1, so. OK, I don't want to kick anybody off the team. Who do you want to leave the boat with? Me, bitch, me, bitch. Me, bitch. Why? Because I want to leave. Why the fuck is everybody eliminating themselves? Go boy, you're an hopper. What do you keep doing? You just call her a board hopper? Oh, man. I'm God, I'm not getting the drama I want. Y'all pissing me off, chat. Y'all niggas, all y'all niggas, I'll leave, God. Like, fuck that, no, nigga. I'm trying to hear niggas argue, bro. Like, what the fuck? I didn't do this for y'all to be happy. OK, chat. So hear me out, listen. The more unique beat. Let me go ask for their song. Let's ask Team 1 for their song. What in the fucking Beethoven is this? Uh-huh. What? Um, man. So we had to pivot, but we're going with horrible. I'm surprised nobody played Purple Devil. That's what I was expecting. I was really expecting a Purple Devil. Love that song. All right. Let's go to the next team. We came in with a banger. We got fireflies. All right, chat. Fireflies. We're shooting the more unique beat. Not the better song. I mean, we're probably going to both agree on this anyway. You going with fireflies? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Let's see who they feel they get rid of. Man, I told y'all we should have just put it in. Bird. Everyone just got my fuck off. Well, yeah. Comeback season. Hey, yeah. Comeback season. Yeah. Them niggas not coming back, chat. I'm sorry. It's over. It's over, bro. They got three people left. Five, bro. It's over. They don't even got a starting team anymore, bro. That's been the will. Let's see what we get. And it is going to be. Man, I'm trying to feel depression. Fuck all of that. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, hey. Make me depressed, chat. We're going with maybe. Maybe what? No. Maybe the name of the song. I knew that. I knew that. You know? All right. Let's go to the other song. Let's see what they got. So what y'all so, bro? Our song is my fault. All right. Yeah. It is your fault. All right, chat. Let's listen to my fault. This shit too depressing. I can't. I can't keep listening. I ain't gonna lie. Kate. It's a good ass song. W song, too. Do we even got a consult about this one, boys? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's over. It's over. I'm not even the juice fan, but it's all my fault. My fault is like top is top tier. My fault is top tier. All right, team one. You guys are losing another player. So, so monkey. Who are you? Who are you going to be? Evacuating off your team. Bro, he's pretty. Oh, oh, oh, I see. I don't know. I want to hear. Personally, I don't think discrimination is allowed. Hold on. Hey monkey. Are you going to get rid of the British or the racist? All right. While I was gone, it looked like y'all, you chose who y'all got rid of. Whoa, wait, wait, wait a second. You got rid of the Brit. Shout out, TJ. No hate, TJ. I was named. You got rid of the Brit. Yeah, no hate. And you kissed him. I hate Brits though. I didn't think about that, but I knew hate though. No, he didn't say, no, no, no. He said he hates Grits. Grits like the food. That's what he said, Chad. He hates Grits, bro. Like, what are y'all talking about? He didn't say it. No, Chad. He said Grits. I didn't go out. This is fucking horrible. It's 2v5 right now. Jesus Christ. It's not going to get any better, Chad. I didn't go out. They're going to have to, if they come back, I'll be so genuinely shocked right now. I'll be really shocked if they came back from this. Because I didn't, you know, because I didn't, it didn't see it. That's actually kind of fucking crazy. All right, Chad. We need a feature. So we need a song with at least two minimum, two artists on it. You know what I'm saying? Please don't play, you know, if Juice WRLD was on the same song as XXX with Post Malone, with fucking Michael Jackson, with Burt Biskett's mom. Like, don't play one of them songs, bro. Please don't. Hey, Mr. Biskett. Hello. Why you sound zesty when you said that? Yeah, I can't afford to lose again. So who y'all got? What y'all got? Oh, we went with Hey, Mr. All right. Hey, Mr. Chad. That's a banger. Hey, Mr. Mr. That's a banger song. I don't know what they can do to beat that, but let's go here. Casio. Which one of y'all niggas just called me old? I didn't say it. No, don't be quiet now. Which one of y'all niggas just called me old? Oh, so we quiet now. That's crazy. Niggas is one of each leg. I hate niggas. Okay. Man, you want to go first? I can go first. I'm unbiased because I'm not a juice fan, you know what I'm saying? But even as not a juice fan, I've heard both of these songs somehow. The first one's a little bit overplayed. The second one has it better be. And G Herbo, they went crazy. And G Herbo is not that good of a rapper, but he rapped here, which is crazy. And Juice went insane too. I like the second song way more. This is going to be an uncommon take, right? But I think that G Herbo and Juice are a better duo than Ski and Juice. Oh my God! Hold on, hold on, hold on. I like Ski more as an artist than G Herbo. But there's something about G Herbo and Juice songs that just fucking spaz. No, bro. Yes, bro. I know. So which song are you choosing, Clue? Cash out. What would you pick, Miska? I would have definitely chose Hey, Mister. But I heard that like 20 times. I can't do that. I can't do that against the chat. Look, they voted Hey, Hey. I voted for Hey, Mister, but they chose Cash Out, you know? Because Cash Out is still good, so I'm not even really tripping over it. You know what I'm saying? At least it didn't lose to like a ass song. That is crazy. I didn't realize there were people that existed that actually liked G Herbo's music. I did not see those. Do you regret the people you chose for your team? No. I put it all on the judges. What the fuck? So you think the judges, so you blame the judges? I'm not going to lie. There's at least two rounds that got stolen from us. So I have five packs on my table. Tell me which one I should smoke first. Oh my God. Hey, how you going? I'm broke. Hey, everybody on YouTube, bro. Y'all got to come in here and challenge this nigga. Bro, the story is getting too comfortable in all the... He's in B World. Shit. Oh, shit. Yo, yo. Who lost? Who lost? Listen, listen. Go back to the corner store. Oh, shit. Go back to the corner store. Go back. Okay, okay. Bye, YouTube. Hey, subscribe, like, and comment. Y'all need to come in here because these battles are lit. I ain't going to lie. These shit are top tier. Trust me, you don't want to miss out. Y'all should be part of these.