 ...Shadow Antonio, get ready to make some noise. This is The 85 Self Show! Second show in San Antonio, second show in San... We got the big girl in the building! Girl in the building, we got the big girl! Put your face on it, put your face on it! Put your face on it, put your face on it! Put your face on it, put your face on it! San Antonio what? San Antonio I said San Antonio Who from the East Side? Who from the East Side? Who from the East Side? They go to criminals They go to criminals They go to criminals They go down In the building In the building We got the lesbians Hold up, she work for Gaiko Hold up, she work for Gaiko Hold up, she work for Gaiko Hold up, this lady right here Open straight in every round We'll set it off right here Mama got the Allen Averson Bray Mama got the Allen Averson Bray Mama got the Allen Averson Bray Mama got the Allen Averson Bray Hey, you get the pimps and that is in your head Mama Y'all sit down, sit down so we can see Get out San Antonio Is your mama cool in the bin? That's your mama right there OG That boy got his shirt tucked in the front So you can see his belt boy You ain't a hard killer That's a hard killer I know, nigga tuck this shit in the front Fuck that nigga, I paid a thousand Dollars for this motherfucker They gon' see this bitch He got a couple horses on his ranch What's up, bro? That shirt new ain't it? That shirt new could be But now we on to the net Hey, bullshit Hey, cutie What's up, little woman? What's up? Then that girl take all the dick She take all the dick, she just be laying down Man, she got them long ass arms She the champion from far away Bitch, shut the fuck up She just be laying down, not making no noise Didn't one tail just come out Crazy as hell Can you hit no skinny girl? They don't have an ass but that I'ma do that shit a whole last What's good, San Antonio? How y'all feeling tonight, man? Nah, y'all got to wake the fuck up I know y'all was waiting for this shit Waiting for this shit to start talking shit What the fuck is wrong with these niggas? What the fuck is wrong with these niggas? These niggas on that syrup Hold up, let's speak that language What y'all niggas up? That's how they was saying to DC They was like, what y'all doing? What y'all doing? What y'all doing? They on them pills and shit Now fell asleep in line Niggas on the perk in the line like this Niggas, we don't change hats down They think it's us no more Yeah, we're in San Antonio We got to put on our fucking cowboy hats They like, what DC at? As soon as you get off the plane To San Antonio airport You see the white man in these motherfuckers Welcome to the old days, fucker What you guys doing down here? You some rappers or something? Right I just agree with them, yep Old white men I love the fact that you was This is confidence right here Fuck what anybody got to say Turn up Let them fuck know, yo, lace front Eye, lace front Oh, freak, yeah And you smell good Tell them, fuck wrong with them Bitch, you took five abs today Bitch This moth is the endless I'm not about to be I wouldn't be wrestling with your big ass Too goddamn hot in Texas For all that shit You know, her water bill hot is Hell, you know what I mean Fuck wrong with you And she's confident She is confident Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down in her tights And she don't give a damn About what you got to say She's confident Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down in her tights And she don't give a damn About what you got to say What she do, Tika She put her stomach down In her tights She took five showers Every night Why she do Cause she's gonna shake That booty right For who? For who? For you Look at that The whole lot of big ass from the back She's wiggling now Wait a minute, you're so pretty I know you put baby powder on your titties You want some pussy She sexy That's true Yes, it's true That you didn't know When you go to get some pussy from her You be like, where's the pussy She lifts her stomach like, here it go Turn this shit off, that is enough I will not participate In any more of this fuckery That's the song I said she's confident Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down In her tights She don't give a damn What any of you got to say Everybody in here, come on Say she's confident Confident Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down In her tights She don't give a damn What any of you got to say One more time Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down In her tights Anybody's got to say She stuffed her stomach down In her tights She don't give a damn She gon' hit the hook one more time They forgot the hook She's confident Yeah, that's right She stuffed her stomach down In her tights That is enough That's enough What's your name boo Janine It's Janine Janine, y'all show some love to Janine Love you Janine Salute to you So just fuck what I say, huh? Yep Play it one more time Hey Everybody Every day mama's got those Allen Iverson braids And we see you in here With your son I'm wondering That's your only one You that's how I felt That nigger tucked his shirt in So you can see his belt You know In San Antone Everybody sing the hook She's stuffed Y'all fuck it up You ain't paying attention I'm trying to see if they're paying attention You fucked up You said she stuffed I was waiting on y'all But we're back She's confident Yeah Everybody's got to say Let me tell you something That shit will stop That should sound like a schoolhouse rock song Yep Hey little guys, you know what Hey that's the last The intro to the song Nigger Walker cut it She's confident Everybody's got to say Then nigger sing his own words Hold up Find me somebody that can sing that goddamn hook Who want to sing the hook Let's see, we got some singles in here Hold up We got to give you an intro, bitch Y'all night Janine Janine You better sign, bitch You hear me Stop Delete the whole song Everywhere we go y'all get the fucker with people We just helped A lot of people I don't think you understand If you feel like you got fucked up You look in the mirror Oh you got DC Oh you got Oh it's a lot of people in here You want to go home Hey white lady right there How does it go You look like an old Wendy's Logo How you doing Can I get some feisty nuggets please We got Idris Apple in here Idris Elba You need to let Go of your damn hairline Cause it's leaving you What is wrong with you Stop bruh lady I'm looking for niggas You looking for somebody Oh look she got a lace front on She need a verse Right here she need a Moose get in it Your lace front Shifting left to right Yes sir Your lace front's new And I can tell it But in three oh man You know it you need to get some glue It's okay If you got you lace front come on I see some use ones in here I said Yo take shit too far I told you to stop this shit These ones look as ain't shit That's what happened When you come to the 85 style show This is an experience You get you some country music And all type of shit Yeah that's right You don't laugh about that shit We do got tiddies in We do got tiddies in the building I was going to wait to say it later What they at They all in here They all in Everybody with no tiddies It's okay baby You good with them little tiddies I suck them little tiddies I suck both of them tiddies at the same time No Sucking on your little tiddies like Eating a gusher One bite There was some small tiddies You can't even suck them You got to snort them like a lamb Hey what you gonna do Greg go snort some tiddies real quick I'll be right back My tiddy big in yours bitch You gonna have to get it in my house If I do this In the same spot It's okay I know you got something else on you Yes son That pussy is like Skinny women got the pussy big Like an alligator mouth I'm good Y'all ain't even got that little wall right there That block it Like come on in you want to see We got more pussies We got a whole room in here Come on back You can put it in there She said these black men Are so nasty Yep How you doing That's your boyfriend right there That's your son That's your daughter And that's the nigga she fucking with You ain't want to say That's my daughter Nah he weren't with her He's just a cool ass nigga Mommy with that Tony Braxton You bought you You the mom in the house You should have been with me Oh my goodness You should have been by my side Baby Then you know You feel me I don't know the words But I know the melody Come on y'all ready To the grown ass nigga They got some grown ass children Mama say rock Got your soul she like Come here where you going They can't do it Fuck with that lady she too much for you Why you say that She'll fuck the shit out of you With turkey meat in them for season In Get the kuga kucha and I know reason In She want a man to cut that grass And then come in the house and then tap that ass That nigga that's the star That'll take her out to eat For some breaks on the car Hey Carlos She want a nigga tap that ass Fuck her good then go and take out her trash Hey She want a nigga tap that ass Fuck her good then go and take out her trash She need a grown man With endurance In an old nigga with some insurance She want a grown man With endurance At a grown nigga with some insurance I don't care I'm the reason I don't care I'm the reason they got them raise That's okay Cause we straight I had a listen to some jizz mix Tastes That's okay cause we straight I had a listen to some jizz mix Hey I heard it one time And she said you're the one Would you mind talking to my son Yeah he can't Help himself And he shouldn't so people could see His bell She can't see his bell Then I said the people wanna see his bell Niggas don't nobody wanna see your bell Tuck his shirt Tuck his shirt all you little nigga Tuck his shirt Tuck his shirt all you little nigga Let me see you You try to go out to eat She say it's food at the house You know what's going down Get that cougar I say yeah She go She old but her ass still fat Try to hit a missionary She said none of that young man Slow Put my legs down It's the places that your dick ain't gonna go And you ain't fucking me like no young ho Okay She made me put my socks on Hold up Hold up What's that Get her from the back Like the last cougar She had an asthma attack Yeah that's right Get her from the back And you did it all night Get her from the back And you did it all night I thought I fucked the right We watched heat of the night I said y'all young niggas to me I pick up her medicine at Walgreens I said y'all young niggas to me I be picking up medicine I was at Walgreens That was true Let me tell you how me I met my boo She told me she had a crush I gave her all that news She said young man that's too much She said you're better too much She said you're better too much She said you're better too much She said you're better too much Cougar This was dedicated to the cougar This was dedicated to the cougar to the cool girl, this one dedicated to the cool girl. 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That's a busy woman. That's what you want. Bitch, coochie, stank. Smell like all day. Shave, bitch. All that booty sweat is going in your coochie hat, bitch. I need to. Ladies like, oh, that's what that smell is. Boy, you're going through some shit. Boy, I know the kitchen and this motherfucker was like, how many fucking wings are they going to eat? God damn. Another 12-piece fuck. Somebody's going to have to run up to Krueger. They nasty. Damn, they ain't really good like that. You tell her to drew shit. Don't get to look down at it. Baby, you look so damn sweet and tender. I just want to sit on your lap and tell you how my life's been. So you can tell you knew to the big girls, uh-uh. Shit. You got to do this. Stretch your arm out. I'll leave that whole little bit apart. See, y'all playing. That's baby D from Friday, nigga, she. She do her cell, dope, and baby shit out the same house. I ain't know if fuck with a bitch with a sad 13 and sandals. This is sport time. That's the life, nigga. God damn. Here we go, grown man feet. She going to play with her if he want to, fellas. Kick your ass down the steps. How your feet get like that? Kicking down trap house dogs? What the? She a bounty hunter. That's what she do. She bounty hunter on the east side. Little bit of bitch ass, won't you? Ooh. When she get through fighting, they going to be braids all over that goddamn club. Hey, y'all seen that video of that big girl knocking that nigga out on Instagram? What was? Boy, you knew she was going to knock his ass out, because she walked up like. She got this drunk ass, clean ass, stupid ass, nigga. Y'all little niggas going to get another talking loud to these women bigger than you. What we going to do? What they going to do? Fuck around to be a bitch. Shit. Hold up. Man, hold up. Man, I tickle your ass. You better quit playing. Goot, goot, goot, goot, goot. Oh, boy. That shit don't work. That shit don't work. Boy, she stood up and was billed like Reggie White. You better stop. She did not tickle it. Nig, I knew you didn't want no smoke with her when she stood up and picked up her ass. In argument with a big girl, what's on the eat? I got you. She going to slap your ass two times. You going to be walking off. How would you say it, though? Shit. Boy, you just ain't going to do that. What's your name, sweetheart? Huh? Kendra. Shit. Shit. That name sound like a piece of candy. She got a suburban. You got a truck. Man. You got a truck, though. Shout out to the lady right there with the glitter outfit on. She's a sister. Go mid-life. Good glitter outfit on. Yeah, that's you with the glitter outfit. Don't look surprised. She's like, huh, no. You ain't want nobody to see you in here with the Soul Train ball outfit. Where the fuck you coming from? A Mary Jake Blanche video? Yeah. He can't be here with the disco ball like ain't nobody going to see her. She got that ain't no more holleration, hate-eration. In this dance-a-ree. You got that dance-a-ree sweat suit. Ladies, can I ask y'all a question? Did Mary Jake Blanche say they about to get an ovulation in the club? Did she say that? Don't be no hate-a-ree. I don't want none of that ovulation. That ovulation puts a smell like Easter eggs. You're stupid. It's fucked, man. Fuck all that man, man. Easter egg that stink like a motherfucker. You be mad at shit at your kids. Don't drop the goddamn egg. You got my kitchen stinking, nigga. Bro, I hate that condom smell. Bro, you ever wore latex condom? Oh, shit. Don't fuck with him. Here's your fucking chicken. Keep you laughing, motherfuckers. Y'all bullshit. Now they got a YouTube video of him singing in the living room with 30 million views. He almost out this big. 30 million views. He got a beautiful level. That motherfucker hate everybody except for his cat, Mr. Kittens. Mr. Kittens. He got a cat named Mr. Kittens. He gonna go home and talk to Mr. Kittens. Mr. Kittens, those blackies were talking bad about me today. I held my own, though. A lot of chicken wings sold. Stop looking at me like that. Thin-ass lady. Me talking about thin-ass. Nah, you better leave her alone. She built Kevin Durant. She gonna bust your ass. No, she not. You tell her to stop looking at me thin-ass lady. She gonna be like, nigga, that's what, nigga, let's go. Play me for that motherfucking dick, nigga. She gonna wrap her legs around yours like a snake you can never pull out. I ain't got you now. Let me go then, lady. Shit, I woulda told her, I been came. You a terrible nigga, dude. I ain't living like that. I been winning your purse. I been winning your purse. Get your child support earlier. How fucked with this crowd, you guys? I know, man. We live, man. We live as women. Shout out to all the fine-ass women. All over. Even the ones who didn't clap, you know you ain't fine. But you good, too. Somebody, you just don't know, ladies, as long as you alive, you got a goddamn chance. Right. Stay alive. Somebody gonna fuck with you. Don't believe that. If you ugly, bitch, you ugly. That ain't got nothing to do with it. She can be ugly. As long as that pussy works, she will get somebody. Let me tell you something. I know I'm ugly, especially when I ain't got no haircut. I be like, I am ugly. Nigga, when you ain't got no haircut, when we ain't got no haircut. Right. Woo. Cause my shit don't even grow in the front no more. I know, nigga be mad. I ain't taking my head off. Fuck that. Your shit grow everywhere, but in the front, nigga. I can't, my shit grow all on the sides. I got the George Jefferson, I let my shit grow up. Or I look like my man right there with the white shirt on that, nigga. Who saying something? Some of you bitches take y'all wigs off. You look just like me. Who saying something? Can't wait to take that shit off. Oh, my God. It was so hot in that LOL comedy club. Shit. So damn mad. You stupid. Bitch, my rug. That's what I said. I'm going to start doing. Any woman come up to me, take your head off. Bitch, take your head off, all right? Same time. I take mine off, you take yours off. Bro, that shit to be so cold, you just flip everything people do. You know how people run up on you and be like, oh shit, Chico bean bro. Wildin' out 85. I fuck with that shit. What if we can do that shit to them? You're like, oh shit. Let's meet up. Roman, girl, I be in your land all the time. Oh shit, ABC. ABC. Ain't it go skinny, Keisha from Water Burger. What's up with you, girl? For the way you make them chicken sandwiches, ain't nobody fucking with you. Let me tell you something. Next time I come to your motherfucking line, bitch, I want a hundred bucks. Nah, she cool. She don't charge you for the extra barbecue sauce or nothing. That's a real name. How much you weigh? Don't ask for that. That's uncomfortable. That motherfucker. We keep fucking with you. We believe in you. She say she weigh 112. How did it push the BDC? She push it like, come on. She's 112. That's dope. Cupid would never lie. She like it. That's why you ain't here built just like a french fry. I know. Y'all got one more goddamn time. Y'all got to appreciate how good our band is. It's two niggas. Them niggas ain't go outside and play for change outside of this motherfucker. They got they set up. They just know how to play everything. I don't know what you just said. I don't know what you just said. That's all I heard when you was like, I don't know what you said. I don't know. I don't know what you're doing with your hand or none of that. I don't know. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't know. D.C. Goldville. I'm gonna wait they ain't nobody looking though. Yeah. Boy she got a whole pot of greens on the stove at her house boy. I'm gonna let them cook while I go to the show. She got some baked chicken in her plate right now. It's still hot! She gonna collect all the dirt. What the fuck? He's sick of this shit. I'm telling you, he know it, dude. He like, how did he know? Conor looked like one of them characters off Naruto. That shit, one of them Cartoon Network Chinese. You do not want to battle him. Conor, stay in front of where you go. Don't just stay in front of where you go. Digimon, Digimon monsters. That nigga got six Pokemon in the back right now. I'm gonna hit you with the hologram! Oh, shit. Y'all don't leave that boy alone. That nigga, that nigga trying to be so cool. He ain't just see the red. Shit, that nigga got his shirt tucked in. You can see his belt. He going to a hookah lounge when this shit over with. That nigga trying to be cool, that nigga right there. Yeah, that nigga ain't going to a hookah lounge. That nigga cool. And you know, he didn't have money for a long time too because he got on that old Gucci man jewelry, nigga. Remember when Gucci first came out? Boy, you got that Bart Simpson Gucci man. You got that earlier this summer, dude. You got that earlier. That nigga got that old James Juice man in this motherfucker, Bricks. I was certainly about to boo. All right, Bricks. White tan Bricks. Get to go to school. That nigga whipped up boo. What'd you say? He got a meantime coming out. That shit going to be fire. You right? What you do, OG? He a promoter. He a promoter. I'm going to tell him to say it. Don't nobody be at his party. He's like, don't worry about it. We going to get it covered. Nigga be talking to your shit, man. I got a lot of walk up potential. That's why nobody in yet. Ah, I got nobody coming. What y'all doing over here with this VIP? He's like, man, there, get it. You see we got VIP over here. What VIP is? Those niggas ate the dough. There ain't no VIP here. This shit is a skating rink. Damn right, DC. What do you think? Damn sure it was a skating rink. I'm telling you, they got a ramp. It's the ramp right here for the skates right here. Nah, you don't need a ramp. That ramp looms hell. Like who the fuck coming up into that ramp? At the beginning of the year, they turn this bitch into a tax office. Nigga's coming here and getting their taxes done. Turn this shit into an ancient out block on January, February. This shit used to be an old Navy. Better leave that nigga alone. That's a real Mexican right there. Nah, he's a girl. He's a girl. Yeah, you fuck around. He ain't no real Mexican. Well shit, you think it's a game. We be in the back of an F-150. Amen. I hope you guys like to get those. We're going to see how funny you are to my cousins. He was allowed to speak to me. He was allowed to speak to me. Shit, nigga. The Mexican gangsters is down here for real. See them motherfuckers, them cowboy boots, the curl in the front. Don't say nothing to that nigga. I see the Mexican woman wanting a little thing. The little thing in the streets. The spurs, yeah. You hit the whole thing. He was just like, shite. Yeah, you better be careful out here. Shout out to all the Hispanic people that don't speak Spanish. You don't know what your family's saying either. They talking about your stupid ass. They are ashamed of you. That's what they're doing. They be talking shit about you. Almost, just press. You don't know. You dumb as fuck. Look, I would only recommend a service to my listeners that's been good to me. That's why my bookie is the right place. You bet, you win, you get paid. It's that simple. My bookie has live in-game betting on every NFL game. They got the most rewarding player point in the business. And for you fantasy guys out there, you can even bet the over under on how many fantasy points a player will score in each game. It's the new season. Antonio Brown is with the Raiders. LeVion Bell is with the Jets. Odell Beckham is with Cleveland. But the one thing that hasn't changed is where I'm putting my money down on all the games. 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Don't sound like one. What ya at? Yeah, nigga, they're clapping. I don't know. I don't know who make the beats. What a Corona Mexican then. I don't know who make the beats for the Mexican artists, but when y'all pull up a side of nigga at the light bobbin' it. I'm like, they must got Z-Tombin' on that shit. You got to be on cocaine to be a Hispanic artist. I'm telling you, that shit is too fast. Man, I tried to do that shit one time. Twisted my hips too fast and hit one of them nuts. My stomach started hurting. Just think about this shit. That's how it be. That's what we're trying to get in life together. Every time you say a real Spanish word, the Hispanic people get excited. You heard him? He's been paying attention. He's doing good, too, man. Hey, Holmes, he's been practicing. I don't listen. I don't listen. Swine love DC. He kiss it, man. He really kiss it. That's why I love the Mexican accent. It's like, it's the same everywhere. It don't matter where you catch a Mexican, that's American. Hey, Holmes, what's up, man? You guys are fucking funny, man. Hey, bro, you know who funny is? They're the youngest Hispanic dudes, bro. When they run up on us, they always say Chico's name hard as fuck. I think they think he's Hispanic. They always be like, DC, Carlos Chicoopin. They do say your name hard as fuck, though, Chicoopin. Chicoopin is making the kiddos, man. You want to come over, man? I'm like, yo, yeah. What you guys doing later? I'm not hanging with you. Hell no. I know how y'all party. Boy, that's a weird nigga. I'll cut niggas. Niggas be hitting you when you coming on the road to go to the show and shit. Niggas just hit you. Hey, bro, hit me when you get here. Niggas, I don't know you. I got that gas when you touched down. You can be the most hated nigga in San Antonio. Now you act like we friends. Nah, I don't want that beef. I ain't ever gonna laugh. I remember one time a promoter had to book me for a show, bro. I rolled around with this nigga, bro. Do you know where this nigga took me, bro? I know. You told his story. This nigga took me to a gray side, bro. This nigga would like, hey, did my little brother introduce me to you. I'm like, would you want me to pray for the nigga? That's awkward as fuck. Like, what do you do with that situation? I'm like, what the fuck? That would have scared the shit out of me. Like, nigga, what the fuck are you trying to kill me? Man, you know, he and he had to do you like that DC. DC. We were at the funeral again. That was up. Bro, he didn't have to take you to that. That was fucked up. He was dead as wrong. Dead serious, dude. That was dead as wrong. That's hilarious. And the crazy part about it, the funeral home was at a dead end. Hey, you could have called somebody, but your battery was dead. Move on to something else, because you're killing this. When they see you, they'll go like, well, them boys, dead serious. How many couples we got in the building tonight? Just a couple. I'm talking about real couples. I'm talking about real couples. What a couple. What a real couple. Let me see. Let me see. If y'all just go together, make some noise. Let me see. If you just go together. Villas, and you in here with your lady, she treats you real good. Make some noise. No. I don't believe that. I'm talking about a nigga that's proud of his woman. Man, you're proud of your woman. Make some noise, man. That's right. Stand up. Stand up. That's right. Okay. If you're proud of your baby. If you're proud of your baby. Look at that. He look proud. That nigga in the car. He's my first girl. Don't worry about it, baby. I'm gonna dance all night. We about to do this summer. What? We about to bring back fingering. Ooh. We about to bring back fingering. Which fingers do. We about to bring back fingering. Which fingers do. We about to bring back fingering. Whose names Ds jingle. Who isertop ringing me? We about to bring back fingering. Some ladies got the pussy so hard, You got to use these four. No, bro. No more of my bullshit, brother. Now, that's stupid. The ladies would be looking at that nigga, fingered the whole time. They like, mm-mm. He's mindrating to make those fingers. Right. We got booty fingers. Some of y'all better stop clamping him some of the pussy don't nobody want to touch him either way Like what the fuck happened to your pussy you fell off your bike Me it's had a tragic accident She fell off her bike. You ain't never seen that pussy look like somebody stepped on Pussy got caught in the dough man. That'll be hilarious like what happened to your pussy Oh, I lost my pussy in the skateboarding accident when I was 14. I fell out of tree It's no such thing as ugly pussy. They are very unique. They all like snowflakes. They are unique Special in their own no way look at look at baby. That's not really ugly Coochie, man, trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me Yes, yes, and that Arby's meat be delicious. Yes Yes, I don't I don't know who told you that the pussy had to look good to be good. That's the stupidest shit I heard you can't judge a book by its cover ma'am. You hear me? That cover might be fucked up But your mother fucking right You know why ma'am because the motherfucking who wrote the book didn't draw the cover He didn't he got it. He got that went over y'all here Because he had You can talk to any man in here some of the best pussy you'll ever have Some of them long-ass lips on it. Yeah, yeah, like ladies if you do like this and it's anything hanging down Yeah, I'm talking to you If you got any hang time talking to you, I don't give a fuck if it's just that one lip sometimes It'd be that one lip. That's just doing it. Oh, it'd be open lip. Yeah, be them lopsided lip Shut out all the lopsided lip pussy ladies in the building. We love y'all ladies don't ever be insecure about your pussy It is pussy. That's what it is. Oh, yeah Motherfucking right when you don't see that one shot to her. She said my car Yes, ma'am. It's true when you go order some nuggets all them goddamn nuggets don't look alike They still be good Especially when you wanted some nuggets, that's what he came for the nuggets Give a fuck up the nugget is crooked. It's a nugget. You could disagree all you want to ma'am. She's like, no I'm vegan. I don't even eat nuggets Put me like what you doing here? The average man don't give a fuck what they look like it's more about what they smell like right People always want to talk about some stinking Talk about that No, because it's some good put it's some good smelling pussy out here that don't nobody ever talk about Nobody you ever had that pussy smell so good. You You walk off. Yeah, because it don't smell like don't smell like you have to go back and smell it again. Like no, this is What is this? This is not just pussy. This must be fresh. This pussy No, because this shit smells like fresh. This is fresh fresh pussy. I do toilet. Yes Let me tell you something that good smelly pussy you gonna fuck and eat at the same time Yeah, you know, if you got a little time you think you're gonna hit Really gonna still let Well, you know really they're gonna uh, uh, you know You gotta see what you do. You know what I think it is We got to do more research as to why because the women, you know, female body is real intricate You know, y'all pH balances be off. You gotta stop you gotta stop wearing them silk panties ladies You're fucking up your pH balance. Now your pussy smell like cost smoke. You can't be out here like that I'm just look at all the niggas who ain't fucking pH balance Yeah, you ever gave it be something she'll call you back That's so you know that you you learn about that pH balance, especially when you're fucking the hotel to be like I can't use I can't use that hotel. So that's gonna throw my pH A little off you like Oh, I'm so glad God gave them the pussies, bro Niggas will never figure out how to clean their pussy. You got to be a goddamn scientist to clean the vagina We're back. Now you need some lemonade some bacon soda I don't give a fuck don't call me my pH balance off Gotta drink some water That ain't gonna do shit. You just hot You did That white boy in the back fucking with the sound. Let's see how they like that Pussy is amazing ladies. I think all of y'all know that that's why you bother with it Y'all use it as a negotiating tool and all niggas gotta play the game. We ain't got no choice. You can't just show up and What happened fly Hey, no, they let you know, uh, uh, listen You were the last nigga, okay You fought me you say you ain't had that and I've been leaking for two days Motherfuckers gotta go get that goddamn urgent care. Got that discharge Discharge That's why you know, y'all get to play the game with us like y'all play Y'all know whether or not you gonna give a man some pussy in seconds And then from that point on he got to prove to you that he worth the pussy you was gonna give him anyway I ain't gonna clap for that only the confident one. There you go. That's why you you The rest of me here playing that game right now. Oh, I can't clap. He ain't gonna buy the rest of these wings But once you but once you find love man, that's beautiful. I love you go. What are you saying? Come here chocolate. What you say? I say it's true because you meet a nigga within 30 seconds. You know, you're gonna fuck him or not Now if your shit is right, I might let you as you get in there motherfucker But if you are ragged ass no good ass fucking nigga, you ain't doing shit I'm out. I'm out. You better not fucking clap. Look at all that Look at it. Look at it. No the women who clap it Them the ones who be fucking the raglan no good niggas. Fuck y'all Right. And what if you are ragged and no good? Y'all don't even ladies y'all don't even y'all get away with being ragged and no good Women y'all could just because you got some pussy to argue the bottle with nigga You can just that's why I'm fighting for nigga intuition though because we need male intuition I wish god would give us something. We meet a woman no matter how good you mean How good you dressed in the club You ain't never walked in a bitch house. I'm like, uh-huh. This is not safe No, but you gotta i'm talking about before you even get to that point I want to know when you're in the club and she got that motherfucking forever 21 dress on looking all sexy And you walk up on it be like up. Wait a minute. Let me tell you something It's a nigga with a pistol waiting outside your house my intuition told me bitch Get your crazy ass on somewhere and I feel roaches. Let me tell you something My intuition is telling me there's some roaches somewhere around And I don't oh it's on me. Oh ma'am. I got to go No, they do got we do got male intuition. It ain't the same as theirs though. You just got to observe I'm gonna tell let me tell you something if I can sit on your refrigerator, nigga. What? I'm not fucking with you bitch And you ain't in college bitch. You have a college refrigerator, right? I got real nigga into which I I can look at a bitch and tell if a nigga live in her living room This bitch got three caprisons. Who is drinking these three caprisons, right? A lot of y'all got a hard wash rag in your bag from right now ain't tell nobody Rag harder than getting a chicken sandwich or papas. You can't even Rag. I'm so goddamn mad at y'all acting goddamn fool by the papas chicken sandwich It ain't that goddamn. Yeah, I told you the white dude I mean how good could it possibly be It said papas papas ain't got no real good shit Papas got some shit there to get you home. That shit ain't good Ain't that just jumping off the papas menu like that? And if you got acid reflux of the papas menu, you can't live without like oh, that's delicious. It's the same chicken, man And if you got acid reflux, don't eat that shit If you got acid reflux that shit coming back up that papas It's gonna be a the worst moment too. You're gonna be sitting down watching the movie Full acid reflux that shit gonna Oh, yeah, my shit keep going out too But the reason why I asked was was where the couples was like who married in here We got some married people in here How long y'all been married? How long y'all been married right here? Hey is what what's the best part about marriage? Going to sleep that nigga don't even know See you in the morning, man. Shit. That's the best part. I don't even gotta think no more Don't no man in this bitch believe you because you name two things that niggas hate uh eating the family You don't fuck with the family But every goddamn time the family call you be like they always fucking want something Let's eat over somebody else's house every goddamn holiday my fucking house my fucking house Married that's a roommate. Yep Yeah What's up with you nigga, yeah This bitch that likes you don't want to leave me And you like this I feel like this bitch doesn't want a nigga for a place to stay you like that marriage shit You like the marriage life You kind of got to say yeah your wife right there, right? Yeah, well, you know, hello, what'd you say? Oh, you don't chase no hoes I don't believe the way he just stood up and said no, I ain't got no I ain't got no drama I don't chase no hoes Look at his wife trying to make him feel good. Yes. They do. Yes. They do. Yes. They do I don't chase no hoes that you got hold you got hold on So So you 100 happy just looking at the hoes First of all Signed out now. Let's not do this Let's not disrespect the hoes because the hoes is the shit. I don't Hold on Eight years and forgot about the hoes already The hoes held you down your whole life. You just met her for eight years What about all the shit the hoes did for you prior to them eight years? He had to pay for everything that's been paid for everything, right? I feel you I'm falling love too. Yeah. Yeah, I love that bitch Love is a beautiful thing man. Love is a beautiful thing and be pushing on because love is such a beautiful thing What you talking about? Hold up man. Let me let me let me buy that for me, baby Because love is such a beautiful thing. I got an idea I got an idea bro. What you doing? This is the 85 south show This is podcast for all different types of motherfuckers, but this is is a place where love is distributed all around every time So I want to if you went here with somebody you love just touch them right now Just put your hands on them. Put your hands on put your hand then nobody in this section move. What the fuck? Did y'all not fucking hear me? Put your hands on just put your hands on them if you in here with somebody you love White lady touch that black lady back that fucking black lady is touching you and you didn't fucking touch her back You better touch her for we jump you fucking touch her, but uh Love is such a beautiful thing that sometimes Sometimes you get a ring when love is a beautiful thing What the fuck you get that ring from I don't worry about what I got the ring from It's San Antonio. I got it from a nigga on the east side But this ring is significant and it means love And I think somebody wants to express their love to somebody tonight I think it's somebody in here somebody in here that want to express they want them out Matter of fact Put it on for stand up and just let everybody see your shit stand up turn around congratulations, man. What's your name? friend and Andrea Frank and Andrea sitting in a tree Single thing That's why he only ate one wing He was nervous y'all because if she would have said no, he would have flipped this bitch But you ain't gotta worry about that shit Make her daddy pay for the wedding then make her say they got They ain't got two keys Because if you San Antonio that y'all have a good time tonight, I don't believe y'all So that That's forever. I want to see if y'all really had a good time tonight because if y'all really had a good time And y'all gonna y'all gonna show it. Let me see what you think She's confident That is right, but anybody's got to suck. She's stuck their stomach down. This is how black choices go up